I've played Tomb Raider 4, Pharaoh and Pharaoh Rebirth+, I just love the egyptian aesthetic.
What are the greatest games that revolve around ancient egyptian mythology? There was that one shooter but I think it kinda devolves into generic alien shooter towards the end.
If you were expecting porn, I'm not taking the bait.
Michael Clark
Titan Quest anniversary edition's alright and the second act is set in egypt. There's always age of mythology also.
Cameron Williams
BFE any good?
The old ones seem too goofy and flat for my tastes. No sense of exploration.
Bentley Sanchez
If you don't mind RTS, then Age of Mythology. Pretty nice and comfy too. Includes Greek and Norse mythology as well as Egyptian.
Ethan Hughes
I've heard decent things about this one. Haven't gotten around to it myself yet, though.
Ryder Peterson
I hate everybody who draws Egyptian gods like this. Anubis had the body of a man and the head of a jackal actually he was probably based off a golden wolf but that's a different story. He wasn't a man/jackal hybrid like so many artists depict him as.
Colton Clark
The new Asscreed, soon Knowing Ubisoft it'll definitely have a KANGZ theme to it
Gavin Thompson
Consider checking out Powerslave, from what I've played of it you may enjoy it.
Josiah Jenkins
I think it's a furry thing.
Christopher Reyes
WE
Angel Mitchell
I can think of: And there's Pharaonic if you want Kangsgypt.
The Egyptian map for domination mode was removed years ago and the new clash map ain't got shit on it. Also the god visual overhauls when chinks bought the game killed it for good.
Aside from that, there's also Loki. You can play an ebonic pyromaniac kang.
Angel Reyes
I get ya, but furry makes more sense for a design.
I somewhat share sentiments with OP. More games need to be set around ancient Egypt. There certainly are a few but nowhere near the suspiciously large amount of games with Greece/Roman influence.
Brandon Mitchell
He looks to have a tail on the pic you posted.
I like when people play around with the design managing to keep the character loyal to the original. My favorite example is Ragnarok's monsters. They have monsters from various cultures and anf folklores but they're depicted from a nordic point of view.
Jackson Williams
I've always had this idea of having this game where you're playing a thief who steals one of the body parts of Osiris from Set's minions, and Anubis and Isis end up rescuing and recruiting you for the task of saving osiris, and it's gonna play like an updated version of Prince of Persia where you have every action bound to a button and you can chain them into combos and shit. I swear one day in the next 10 years I'm going to do it. No matter the cost.
Ian Rogers
Like an agyptian version of Apotheon? There you get key items from each god you defeat like artemis bow, eros arrows and etc. A game like that but with this artsyle would be great.
Connor Stewart
Came here to spread the word of Powerslave/Exhumed in europe, it's a damn fine FPS but be sure to play the EX version that's based on the superior console version (yes, this game's better on consoles, even with just a d-pad they even let you grenade jump to reach secret areas and shit)
Ayden Torres
Precisely, but 3D.
Benjamin Lewis
I think that was the shooter I mentioned. Looks really cool at first but then it turns to Duke Nukem.
Ex seems bretty nice, though.
Cooper Anderson
Serious Sam :^)
David Lopez
There's Hieroglyphika but sadly it's kinda slow and disappointing.
Gavin Murphy
came here to say this
Ryder Brooks
Oh I forgot. I've yet to play it but isn't Immortal Redneck set in Egypt
Sebastian James
Crash Bandicoot 3
Zachary Allen
furries are to blame. they're like communists, they try to force their shit on people because they think it's acceptable
James Reyes
Hey do you have that one Anubis WebM ?
Jayden Lewis
So you'd play as Horus?
Owen Bailey
Furries have existed since prehistory user
Dominic Young
No just some mortal dude. Besides if I remember the story correctly Horus came after Osiris got his golden dick, which was way after he got chopped off and Isis set off on the journey.
Luis Moore
Disgusting user, next you'll tell me exactly fifty percent of the military in the games won't be female and Osiris won't be played by a french canadian transgendered ocelot.
Jeremiah Baker
The new Assassins Creed is apparently set there.
Jose Nelson
Shit user I'm a kangz myself, it would an insult.
Lucas Gomez
Why would you censor that? Anyways the comic is called unholy fellatio if anyone is interested
Gabriel Jenkins
I want to fuck this thing in the ass and lick it's abs
Lucas Sanchez
I guess people are already suggesting Serious Sam, but there's also about a quarter of The Talos Principle sorry, that was probably pretty unhelpful, I've just been playing that one lately
William Barnes
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Joshua Phillips
Some interesting shit regarding the differences and delevopment of the games
Wyatt Ward
Killing time
Dylan Morris
It's great, but comes with a caviat. First four levels are remains of a scrapped game project that were foreced into SS3 due to budgetary problems. So they're kind of various states of shit. It gets better with fifth and sixth level. Afterwards it's pure perfection. It's not as bad as it sounds either because early levels are short and latter ones are up to an hour and even longer.
Parker Green
Not related to egyptian mythos tho, fuck off.
Hudson Mitchell
Well the American Ass Creed had an Injun as the MC, which is only one of the game's problems. So I'd bet even if they totally didn't "WE WUZ" the game the MC in this would probably be a nigger.
Austin Reed
that pics old as hell i swear i saw that before they even announced unity i think its from the comic book series
Nathaniel Morris
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Nathan Lee
Two levels, anyway
Connor Bennett
Fucking loved how Michael Jackson was in the temple of the moon and how he actually tied into a puzzle
Brandon Lee
This is also a great game. You've got the generic Zelda-like portions with Sphinx, and some great puzzles with the mummy who you maim and murder to get through various obsctacles.
There's also Lara Croft and the Curse of Osiris, which is a top-down shooter puzzler sequel to the other Lara Croft game. It's decent but focused on four-player co-op.
Justin Watson
Shitty dialogue that has no real flow writing wise, retarded plot fit for a prequel, same old empty world as you'd expect, so on and so forth really. Honestly don't bother even with a pirate and tell the OP to go back to Montreal
Luis Bell
WE
Julian Evans
I liked that video. I never knew the whole deal with Playmates and the family feud
Levi Foster
It's not set in Egypt, but it's themed around the mythos.
Samuel Campbell
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Aaron Reyes
Unreal Championship 2 on the og Xbox had a lot of Egyptian shit going on.
Sebastian Baker
Egyptians are just furries in de Nile
Gabriel Gomez
Get deported, Carlos
Too bad it's the same area where they added an unnecessary waifu character, when the original already had a much funnier mascot
Luke Parker
Some of it is.
Dominic Cooper
My Brothers of Melanin-Enriched Skin. I highly recommend listening to Powerslave while playing Powerslave, though only if you've already heard all the dank tracks in the game.
Josiah Jackson
is that real? is there mroe?
Liam Adams
There's this old first-person quest for PS One. Surprisingly good graphics and nice puzzles. Decent story, too.
Jayden Myers
Megaman Zero had a level, and cool boss inspired by Anubis. There was also a recent MTG set released that had their take on an Egyptian mythology called Amonkhet. In general though there are not many quality video games that actually take full advantage of Eygpt as a setting. It is usually reduced to the token "Dester Stage" in an average game. Also that buff beefy bara version of Anubis is hot as fuck, good taste.
Connor Watson
I'm curious, when you think ancient Egyptian gods, which is the first that comes to mind? Anubis? Why?
Julian Ward
Osiris, Seth, Isis.
Only if you're a furfag or got meme'd into it by degenerate culture.
Chase Barnes
Ra Based sun god of shine and shieeet.
Evan Parker
Anubis is so distinct. Maybe humans are used to recognize and relate to canines more easily than other animals.
If you were talking about them on general level, I would probably go in following order: Ra, Anubis, Horus, Osiris, Set, Bastet, and then there was the sky-godess whose name I can't remember. There's Isis. Starting to struggle here. Oh, also Medjed.
David Thomas
Nut?
Chase Morales
Is that a gondola with a bedsheet on his head?
Colton Anderson
I think it was. Bitch is basically the whole sky and needs to be held up.
It's an ancient egyptian god of war. He became a meme in japan at some point.
Thomas Lee
Cool images, user, btw. That reminds me that there was a movie called "Gods of Egypt" recently, but it apparently was kinda shite.
Christopher Lee
That's just Gondola under that sheet, isn't it?
Asher Stewart
Yeah, yeah. I'm a faggot.
Henry Harris
I dunno user, do you want to watch an entire shitshow starring this CGI?
Carter Flores
No, it's okay. Lets go with that.
Yeah. It's shit. And the gods are just some random dudes. Might be okay to see if someone has uploaded the fight scenes on youtube…
Juan Murphy
This right there is part of an ancient civilization's pantheon.
Jackson Morgan
benis :DDDDDD
Adam Lopez
I remember that Hexen II had a whole egyptian themed level.
Matthew Robinson
Too bad that there's no many games that concentrated more deep in the whole egyptian mythology and just in the mummy stuff. For me it's safe to assume that at least everyone in their lifetime feels interest for egyptian culture. Hot mummy babes>>>>others
Xavier Thomas
Crash Bandicoot 3 had few Egypt levels.
How could you forget Toth, Amon, and Kek ? They are more popular than many of the ones you have listed.
What is it with Egypt and their memetic gods?
Carter Moore
How about Immortal Redneck?
Jacob Reyes
That's actually not entirely true, the Egyptians depicted Anubis in dog form as well as Man form. Our interpretation of making him a hybrid is more to do for stylistic reasoning because proportionately it would look stupid (see Nikopol Immortals for what it looks like if you retain the stupid proportions).
If we truly interpreted the myth as they suggested the gods would be giants the size of a highrise building. We don't do that because that is stupid and a misinterpretation the egyptians made about the myth themselves (came about the time they starting building giant sculptures of the gods, whereas before this the gods were depicted in a realistic size).
Even further there were many variations of style associated with the different time periods. Anubis went through many stylistic changes overtime, all the gods and goddesses did.
I'd rather my Anubis look like a furry, because if they went for authentic as some have done in the past, it just looks stupid.
Nolan Jackson
What does that even mean? A jackal-headed man looks cool. That would be even cooler. You're a tasteless homo.
James Young
WE
Jason Rogers
Its a sharp transition, doesn't look good. Its better if its all seamless and to be fair the myth states that Anubis wears makeup over his whole body Set also does as well (as Set is supposed to be an Albino- but no one ever draws him correctly).
The issue has more to do with the fact that throughout the myth they're supposed to interact with Mortals, which is next to impossible with the size differences. I interpret the myth more closer to they were just taller than most Mortals. If you allowed them to become Giants, then most of the conflict becomes pointless between Horus and Set, as it could've been settled as Individuals rather than two opposing forces trying to take over Egypt. If you do it that way you basically eliminate the human element of the myth and destroy reliability to the gods. Its very clear that the ordeal was exactly that, it was extremely bloody and involved the entirety of Egypt not just the gods themselves.
Elijah Flores
that should say empathy rather than Reliability.
Jace Garcia
How's turning into Duke Nukem something bad?
Xavier Rogers
I think what he means is that the levels later turn to ayy spess rather than sweet ruins.
Hunter Morales
WE WUZ KANGZ
Jack Harris
but ancient ayys built egypt
Camden Ramirez
This, pretty much.
Pic related is Set. Should've at least had the decency to give it a first form where it reminds the things you see in hieroglyphs. Instead it's straight up, at your face a generic monster that is probably recycled assets from another project.
Which can be okay. Stargate is really cool, but you gotta play it carefully.
Elijah Bailey
WEEZ WUZ NUBIANS AND SHIEET.
Andrew Jackson
Epic 1 and 2 (former is quite short, latter a proper megawad and also better) are Egypt themed mapsets for Doom 2.
Evan Cooper
I'm surprised that one furfag porn game that got on steam didn't get posted
Jaxson Turner
WUZ
Carter Collins
All these replies, and no mention of Quest for Glory III, shame on you. What I would like, would be more games with Arabic,Persian, maybe even Indian themes like Quest for Glory II or Prince of Persia.
Josiah Miller
Warface has a multiplayer map set around Giza Pyramids
Jacob Phillips
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Elijah Hernandez
I forgot about this game. Give it a shot, OP.
Kayden Butler
Bitch please.
Brandon Barnes
>>>/facebook/
Brandon Martin
Fucking blasphemers.
Logan Edwards
INTO THE ABYSS I FALL THE EYE OF HORUS
Jack Smith
Not too familiar with Egypt stuff. Tell me moar
Daniel Long
I'm surprised no one posted it since you said it. Really disappoints me that the game is gay though
Henry Reed
Not even ancient egyptians wanted muslims.
Asher Harris
I figure it's less a furry or kangs thing with Anubis and more a consistency thing. Having a jet black head with an olive body probably bothers a lot of artist. Sort of like how modern artist tend to blend the different parts of creatures like chimera or gryphons rather than making them look jigsawed together like they usually were in antiquity.
Landon Reed
There's one I can't remember. It was one of those point & click educational games. I don't remember a lot, maybe it was released before 2000? Around that time or a bit later? I don't know. Any idea?
At the start of the game you explore a pyramid then you fall in a trap and somehow voilá, old Egypt.
Jason Carter
Since most of these games are disappointing/unfulfilling, let's make our indie ancient Egyptian game shall we?
Levi Morales
Big Karnak had an Egypt theme.
Adrian Turner
BY THE POWER OF RA
Logan Gray
Chosen also exists, which is a pretty interesting conversion wad
Christopher White
Muslims? That's clearly a gondola.
Elijah Johnson
I hope it ain't too late to bump the thread.
Given the lack of Ancient Egyptian games, what do you wish existed/what would you make if given the chance?
Andrew Price
I guess I should started by saying I want I'd do. Minimal magic, but I want the religion to be a strong part of the game, ritual and all. The plot would be that you're tasked with suppressing rebel groups after Egypt has be taken back from foreign occupation. You've got to bring back stability and trade to the Nome and wipe out rebel groups that want to install someone else as Pharaoh. It would be third person and melee oriented, and probably an open world for muh atmosphere. The magic would probably factor in the main plot, dealing with the main usurper who probably wants to summon something evil to help him, but the magical stuff would be scarce outside of that, if any. Maybe have combat like a souls game, but not be souls-like in any other respect. You'd also have to rebuilt that Nome's capital, choose what buildings to restore/build (including main temple and the god/goddess your capital will predominately feature), equipping a police force and Nome council, and managed supply-lines and out-of-capital constructions, plus you'd be needed to mediate disputes and keep a balance of power (or even favouring one specific group of people over others for a bonus/drawback you want.) Oh, and waifus. Marriage would help secure your control, so might as well have some waifus in there.
Luis Robinson
dumb nigger, thinks she's a kang and sheit. egyptians weren't even black
Daniel Taylor
Try saying that to a KANG. They'll never listen.
Justin Sanders
Listened some audiobook on the mythology, apparently it changed quite a lot and was influenced by all sorts of foreigners. Different tribes having different gods, it's a really quite a clusterfuck.
Also, the fights and alliances between gods, they might symbolize actual fights between factions of actual worshippers.
I wish I ran into actual Kangz one day…
Logan Smith
Is this what nu-Holla Forums looks like?
Samuel Peterson
What, are you upset nobody posted furry porn? Just use e621 or something man.
Tyler Garcia
Post some /mu/. How is it that pharonic inspired music is great, and classical 90s Egyptian music is also great, but modern Egyptian music is either uber faggot on a guitar or something that's arguably worse than rap?
Eli Garcia
It's not my fault that ancient Egyptians were smart enough to combine the memetic power of funny animal characters and aesthetic beauty. Just look at it, the gold and obsidian, simple but perfect.
I might like just the regular mummy story. Real life politics and lifestyle getting mixed up the old gods waking up. Historical perspective would be really cool as well.
Hell, I'd be fine with the Stargate/Ancient Aliens thang if it was done tastefully.
Owen Howard
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Juan Rogers
Stargate stuff would be great. Ever since Smite I've always wanted to play a game where your strongest attack is a chest beam.
Joshua Walker
Will you show me?
Oliver Robinson
Okay, why is posting broken? Every time I click on someone's No. it opens the page in a new tab. What the fuck did that fat jew do now to fuck up the whole site?
Speaking of I'd kill for a solid The Mummy game (based off the Brendan Fraser one, not the new one.)
All of the Children of the Nile soundtrack.
Thomas Perez
Sure.
You too? I thought my shift or alt or ctrl keys were bugged or something.
Caleb Turner
This reply meant for
Landon Hernandez
It opens a new tab whenever I click on the post number. It's annoying as shit.
Alexander Rodriguez
Check out Nakhti-themed levels in Unreal Tournament 2004 like 'CTF-Fac3'.
Christopher Murphy
Why is it that every time somebody posts UT2004 gameplay it's played by some slow retard?
Elijah Brooks
Chasm: The Rift was set in ancient egypt, along other time periods.
Nolan Walker
Forgot pic for Chasm.
Jordan Thomas
Yu-Gi-Oh! Forbidden Memories
Gavin Davis
Seriously, I just made this video and I haven't played Unreal in over a year and even back then I wasn't playing it 24/7. I fell off the level and I'm still better than the guy playing here.
Samuel Brown
And another one because I'm an attention whore. why does clicking a post number open up the same thread in a new tab, as if I'm clicking it with my middle-mouse-button?
Jonathan Hughes
Started about 4-5 hours ago. No idea why. You're not the only one.
Alexander Wood
Good old lost vikings have an Egypt level.
Angel Wilson
I know there was a 2.5D "SOULSLIKE "combat game that was set in Egypt released not too long ago, maybe 1 or two years. It wasn't made by complete nobodies, I recall them making something either good or at least popular prior to that game. But I can't for the life of me remember what it was called
Aaron Smith
Well it's not set in Ancient Egypt, but it does come with a couple of Egyptians.
Oh, that's nice.
Jordan Baker
Talos Principle. Just play the egyptian levels.
Ryan Bell
What are the puzzles of Talos Principle like? Laser direction, logic puzzles, riddles, what?
You're thinking of Pharonic, made by the Ziggurat devs. It's a below average game.
Jace Jones
user, how can you say that, it's rated VERY POSITIVE by Steam users, the most objective and educated lot!
Jaxson Stewart
It controls and feels like trash, which is weird because I can say the polar opposite about Ziggurat.
Brayden Peterson
Bumpan for kangs.
Ethan Powell
Kangs aint kangs anymore, user.
Logan Edwards
HOL UP
Jack Ortiz
Kek has a male and female form. The female one is a snake.
John Foster
The Nubians wuz very briefly kangs n sheit. I actually rather like the pyramids at Meroe.
Daniel Johnson
This looks tiny and pathetic
Ryder Butler
If you compare them to the Great Pyramids at Giza then yes, but keep in mind that most of the Egyptian pyramids were smaller anyway.
Juan Scott
At their largest, no more than 30 meters tall max. At their smallest around 5ish meters tall. The smallest Egyptian pyramids were just shy of twice the height of the tallest Nubian one, biggest Egyptian ones were just shy of 3 times the largest Nubian one.
Blacks are bigger my ass, they waz model builderz an shiet :^)
Wrong.
Jackson Rodriguez
I hate everybody who draws Egyptian gods like this. Anubis had the body of Aumaan actually he was probably based off Jehuty but that's a different story. He wasn't a man/jackal hybrid like so many artists depict him as.
Sebastian Stewart
I should mention that I'm limiting this to Pyramids of the Middle Kangdom Kingdom.
Owen Ward
I didn't say they were tiny, just smaller. The Great Pyramids were called great for a reason after all.
Sebastian Cooper
They were incredibly tiny. I'm not even referring to the Great Pyramids in that statement. these are ones well beyond the Great Pyramids when the desire to go big was all but gone. And even then it's not in terms of just the Pyramid. The construction of the additional structures on your average Egyptian pyramids make the Nubian one's seem even fucking tinier (pic's related, the egyptian one doesn't include additional Pyramids built for the Pharaohs wives).
Nubian Pyramids are just fancy Mastaba's more than fucking anything.
Justin Nguyen
In all honesty I love all pyramids and pyramid like structures, and not just Egyptian ones either. I mostly like the itty bitty Nubian ones because of their different profile, even thought the slope isn't really ideal for a pyramid. Also post more pyramid schematics please.
Oliver Taylor
I don't have a problem with the design of Nubian Pyramids either. But they were tiny.
Colton Lee
Rick Dangerous had an Egyptian level too.
William Rivera
I'm totally with you on that, I love those 1001 Nights settings, it's a damn shame there are so few games despite Prince of Persia being quite successful.
Aaron Davis
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Bentley Adams
Shame Smite when to shit real fast. Anyone got the webm of their 'doge mount' or whatever the fuck it was?
Man there really needs to be more Ancient Egyptian games. I stumbled across and old Pharaoh game manual and it dawned on me that most Ancient Egyptian games that are good are from my childhood, with fucking none in the modern age.
Are there any sim games set in Egypt? I'd take a Garry's Mod server with an Ancient Egypt setting at this point. Shame the Stargate Garry's Mod is deader than a Londoner on a bridge at this point, only private German and French servers exist.
Landon Edwards
Pretty sure OP meant games whose entire theme is based around egypt, since tons of games have the above, just like how tons of games have a generic mix of aztec, maya, and incan shit for specific levels wheras few games are actually entirely based on that
Fun fact, the largest pyramid in the world is actually in Mexico. It's not only the largest pyramid in world, it's the largest single monument ever constructed period. It's so big that everybody thought after it had soil and shit grow back over it that it was just a natural hill and a giant church was built on top.
It's actually shorter then the great pyramids of giza, but it's many, many times wider and larger in volume/mass, to the point where even the flat ground besides the hill still has parts of ruins and structures that are a part of the pyramid itself
What game is this from?
Ian Hernandez
It was the realm of Thysis, the 3rd hub world that actually had some interesting egyptian puzzles if you knew about the mythology.
Wyatt Gomez
Fun fact, the largest collection of worthless people is also in Mexico.
But yeah, every part of the world has though Pyramids are cool at one point or another. Even Britain has a few pyramids. Even China does. Pyramids are cool.
None, I don't think. Just concept art from someones portfolio. It's a shame, we need a new game to take the place of the aging Immortal Cities: Nile Online. Preferably one that's not paid progression.
Jackson Perry
Sure, modern half breed spics aren't nearly as cool as the actual natives.
Robert Hughes
That reminds me, didn't a bunch of nignogs claim that We Wuz Montezooma because they found tobacco remains on an Egyptian mummy and they thought the Kangs sailed over to the New World and settled it first but it turns out the guy who catalogued it contaminated that entire tomb with his cigar smoke?
I vaguely recall that being a thread on >>>/his/.
Cooper Thomas
links to Immortal Redneck, total is about 2 gigs.. Again I still haven't played it so I have no idea if it's good or not. part 1: #!5zpw2bKS!vGa3669Ihj48bkNxmL7hrUx8Fd1gvR6qj5ZoG1raT6U part 2: #!M3xmWQCA!Ke6eAwTUvXRichBJRaYQlXo1UtPvNZ4_Qvc7yr091Fg part 3: #!QzBiDTZR!GkT39ks343ud22AJ-0-VMeiCfwps2QimN8ScuhcTvL4 I remember the luxor trilogy was pretty fun, and one of the only games my mother ever played and enjoyed playing, but it's one of those casual title matching games similar to Zuma. Isn't there a metroidvania set in ancient Egypt? I'm not talking about Pharoah Rebirth+.
I don't disagree. What the fuck happened in between 1800 and 2000 to make Egypt the way it is now?
Charles Jones
Ottomans, I assume. They fucked up a lot of things. Islam in general has fucked up a lot of things in Egypt since long before then.
Luis Rogers
I just embeded the first video I found. I don't have UT'04 installed so I can't make my own.
Thanks, Jack.
Luis Ramirez
WE WUZ CARD GAME KANGZ
But seriously there are some great games in this series.
Jose Morales
Found one.
Nathaniel Wright
faggot
Thomas Harris
Just post Houtengeki already.
Jacob Richardson
How is this game, shota pup fucking aside?
Michael Scott
No
Kayden Green
I like his art but he suffers from a bad case of sameface and samebody
Jaxon Gonzalez
Played it a long time ago so it may be different, but it sucks.
It's trying to emulate old school platforming but fucks up several key features. Not to mention a whole bunch of quality of life advancements games have made over the past 20 years. Like, you know, a parabolic jump. Couple that with bees that are inserted directly into your path that have an actual RNG movement pattern and an attack with no horizontal range and the game is just an in fun chore.
Not that I don't have hope for it. If the mechanics are just placeholder and it's being fixed then a decent game might come out of it. Problem is that it got a few 'gitgood' fetishists following it early that defend every bad gameplay decision.
I swear one year I'm gonna just program a game over screen and claim it's beatable if your good enough to get rid of those cunts.
Brandon Bailey
Sounds like the Super Pitfall problem.
Samuel Thompson
I like ZoE but I don't get what this shitpost is meant to mean.
Henry Lopez
Shhhh….. just let him autist in peace.
You know what we need? A Dynasty Warriors Empire game but with the different pantheon of gods as characters. That would be fun as shit.
Kayden Myers
Musou's are garbage.
Jason Morales
What we need is a game where you play as a hot animal race that has to defend its kingdom from the KANGZ
Jose Richardson
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Adam Martin
It's the ancient world pyramid equivalent of modern day Chinese cheap knock off products.
Jace Robinson
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Hudson Myers
I guess that should be an Aztec's face, but this is the closest I have to an angry one's face on my computer
Daniel Gutierrez
Now now, mestizos are not barely just smarter than the natives, they can almost act civilized unlike those worthless savages.
Cooper Reed
Is there a more roundabout way to phrase "nuh uh, we was kangs"?
Parker Roberts
Pretty much, I don't think the we wuz camp will even be able to understand what he means, scientific speak is like cursives for them too.
Ayden Jenkins
That's him saying 'you were kangs during the Nubian Dynasty, we wuz kangs during the Ptolemaic Dynasty, and those browno's were kangs the rest of the time and they married a whole shitto of people. The only constant is those sandy fuckers made up most of the country while everyone was being kangs over them. Shiet everyone is kangs, and the population was hard fucked during most of the changes so it's a mixed bag but mostly sandniggers but also some not-sandniggers." more or less.
Greeks ran Egypt for three times as long as the Nubians did as Pharaoh, for the record.
Chase Miller
AC: Kangz Edition!
Christopher Morales
Duck Tales 2 has an Egyptian level too.
Juan Anderson
You know the romans also practicied human sacrifce and were raging homosexual pedophiles right?
You can build and do cool shit while also being fucked up in some ways
Jace Russell
Has this been posted yet?
It's just that there aren't a lot of games that are Egyptian from top to bottom but there are many more with very nice Egyptesque sections.
Jackson Foster
Runescape just released Menaphos, its pretty fucking egypt.
Jace Harris
To be fair the raging homosexual pedophile thing came later in the roman empire due to rampant dumpster babies.
Xavier Moore
That looks like concept art for an RTS
Brayden Price
Considering how the Khepresh is depicted in stylized Egyptian art vs. how it really looked in real life, how did those last two crowns actually look?
Jeremiah Clark
Here you go, the Atef had wings on the sides, and the Aten looked like a disk on top of their head.
Eli Gomez
That's what I figured but I wasn't sure. Thanks.
Grayson Rogers
Either that or one of those Clash of Clans lke games.
Carson Johnson
like stronghold with them critter folks and some egyptian magic?
Levi Brown
What?
Grayson Gomez
ah, thank you for pointing out my mistake. i meant to reply to