ERP is for faggots

Why are multiplayer games filled with so many ERP faggots? What's the appeal?

This is a MMO problem, just don't play them because they're all shit.

Next you'll tell me the meme that jerking off is bad, because it displeases G*d and YHWH

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God fucking damn it.

The appeal of ERP is that you can play out your fetishes and create scenarios that you often can't find in regular porn. Not only that you don't know what the response of your partner will be but if you find a good one you can both play into your kinks.

In normal roleplays it's a good way of developing characters and is a way to describe a lot of cute hentai-esque scenes with adorable waifus that you've created.

In quick roleplays it's good fap material.

The problem is that a shit ton of people who ERP are giant disgusting fucking faggots with no self-awareness or respect for themselves who will move dirty talk from the roleplay into the ooc chat even if no one is asking them to. Anyone who does that should be hanged

I spent over an hour erping deku feet with "someone" and had lots of fun whats your point

Are you upset i had fun

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Running ERP chatbots make pimping easy.

Also, many ERPers are autistic in a bad way fucking shits who go into awful deviantart-tier character descriptions and shit fetishes like furry and so on and so forth.

The fuck's that?

Out of character, basically anything you want to say that is not part of the roleplay. Sometimes you want to ask your partner something outside of the rp.

You have no idea how uncomfortable it gets when it happens.

i can't wait for legit virtual reality ERP to become popular

If you want to play out really specific scenarios you could always learn to draw.
Or just use your imagination, that's what I always do.

Is that real?

I remember back when I browsed 4chan how /tg/ had an ERP general where faggots would literally just ERP in thread.

I could always write smut, but doing it with someone else is just far more fun.

Nothing beats the Bane ERP

How obscure must your fetishism be that you can't even find an ERP partner to cyberfuck you?

I feel emptier every day

You really might as well actually go out and fuck somebody at that point, it takes just as much effort and would probably feel better.

It's not that I can't, it's that I don't want to.
It's machine fetishism, if you must know.

You mean clang or stuff like dishwashers?

but user, IRL furry suit technology can only go so far. Also i'm pretty sure magical kingdoms and cities of catboys and anthromorphic animal don't exist IRL

Porn addicted degenerates

Neither I guess.
Where would GLaDOS or ADA fall under that? Because those are the kinds of machines I'm talking about.

Just fuck a animal in that case :^)

I ERP'd with a girl
You're the fag, retard, filtered

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What if I can only get to porn as the dom and have had a rape fetish since always? I even had dreams as a child involving forcing girls to take off their clothes and loved fucking with female NPCs which always made me aroused. I don't think you can say I have developed that, it was kind of always there.

You were abused when you were a child

seems he is justifiying his projection fantasies when he jacks off, he takes as a fact that one naturally projects as the male when watching porn from nowhere.

The thing is I wasn't, I have a loving family and a very happy childhood.

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Honestly, I think I would rather ERP with a guy than some tumblr landwhale. It would likely disgust me less.

Object-oriented?

Also I always feel like those people are simplifying the issue a lot. It's true that many beta males are addicted to porn, but I feel that thinking of porn addiction as something that is the cause of their problem is going a little bit too far. Obviously it is harmful to many people, and causes problems but I believe it to be a symptom of the sickness and not the cause of it. You can quite masturbating and watching porn and still be a complete fuck-up. It's because males cannot quench their sexual thirst by finding a female that they turn to porn, not the other way around.


The thing is, males ERP with each other but they don't do it to fap but to sperg over how cute the romance they're making is >inb4 that's for faggots, don't tell me you don't enjoy a little bit of waifufaggotry

ERP is for nutjobs

Holy shit user, that sounds fucking hilarious. How did you even meet her?

Homosexuality and degeneracy need to be fucking purged off of the planet.

I remember when I occasonially ERP with 30 years old stay-at-home moms on a private rp server when I was 13 years old
Never again

All through this thread you see degenerates who've had their urge to reproduce redirected into porn-fueled perversion. And they all swear unneccesarily

Did you have fun with that /ss/ user?

i don't swear unneccesarily. i like being on my knees and feeling vunerable as i learn from daddy/master how to please him :3

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It was fun I guess, the first time I tried it, but it got stale after a while, and it was more romantic rp than sex, but I had the odd blowjob/titjob from time to time. And I'm talking about the first Neverwinter Nights games, not that mmo. I played a halfling so I guess it attracted them.

Reported for being gay.

Read the Bible and stop being sodomite.

I have no idea. I used to get a lot of random people on skype. Not anymore tho.

I got a tip for you user
Attach a dildo to your wall, blindfold yourself, get on your knees and go at it. See if that does anything for you.
I personally wouldn't do that for two reasons but I think you'd like it. The first reason being I'm not into that and the second is I can't kneel

I actually used to look for long term rp partners on omegle for non-sexual roleplays. Did any of you do that too?

Should I kill myself?

Ask mommy if you have autism.

We're hitting gay levels that shouldn't even be possible.

I hope every single one of you get cancer.

T-thanks user.

That includes you

Does it include you?

*coils my soft tail around your erect cock, feeling your precum drool on my thick fur*

I can't get cancer because I am cancer.

user please, there's another user who is showing far more attention towards you than I am. Go chat him up instead.

>>>/erp/

user, it's deadish.

Typical alt-SJW drivel, as you'd expect from that closet-commie board. Exploring and expanding your psyche in sexual matters is nothing wrong, in fact it's probably more sure way to gain confidence and be an "ubermensch" of unbent will, assuming that you don't lose sight of reality, naturally. But that should not be an issue unless your IQ is on knuckle-dragger levels. The reason why most authoritarians are mentally ill fuckwits is because they can't accept who and what they are. They set themselves imaginary standards defined by flawed ideologies and then get frustrated and broken because they couldn't comply to those ideals properly.

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Sounds like the name of a Scottish town.

I guess you were too triggered to notice the image doesnt suggest people to become monks who never have sex.
But I guess all your attention span was spent after you read sex addict and you thought someone was attacking your favourite way to pass the time or something.
Maybe reddit is more up to your speed mr. horseshoe theory tier retard.

Roleplaying in general is for faggots.

No u

cuck

I want to have an RP with someone where I play a cute loli and I get loving hugs and affection from a guardian who sits me on their lap and holds my hand

Kek.

post f-list / discord / whatever you use bby ;3

So you want to RP being somebody's daughter?

Will it involve no sexual content as well as father-daughter like relationship mixed with the theme of the guardian protecting the loli from the evils of the world?

vid related, dramatization of cyber from Age of Conan

No regrets

Naturally

Father-Daughter roleplays are the best I once made a scenario about an evil scientist wanting to create a warrior wolf race and instead creating a wolf girl who at first he wanted to turn into a sex slave but felt too sorry for and just decided to act as a father for her


I'm in

B-back the fuck off, I c-claimed her first…

M-mommy, d-daddy! P-please don't fight!

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anyone else like the idea about being raped in ERP and being humilliated and made dirty and being forced to be a slave for your rapist forever?

That is the most common fantasy of all

Most people seem to prefer the raped-into-loving-him stockholm crap. "Oh no I don't want this, p-please stop" then ten seconds later "Oh thank you master, I'll love you forever~".

One thing if ERP happens where it belongs.
Another thing if ERP happen in place, where it should not.
ERP can be seen as cancer. It ruins people and instead of playing games, they typefuck™ with each other.

Blame anime.

How fucking horny are you user?
You've made several posts similar to this.

internet gay sex

Why the fuck is everyone here crying about "degeneracy"? Have you never been on an image board before?

The better question to ask would be, "What's the point?"
I usually go out of my way to shame the ERPers if they're getting too intrusive
Keep that shit in IRC

This, honestly
sage for double post

found the new

Barely anybody is doing that though.

I would ERP all the time as a teenager because when you're young and dorky that's the hottest shit. Now I just hook up with someone I met on /cuteboys/

Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy ;) nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~ so musky drools all over your cock your daddy meat I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls and inhales deeply oh god im so hard~ licks balls punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms more and wiggles butt I love your musky goodness bites lip please punish me licks lips nyea~ suckles on your tip so good licks pre of your cock salty goodness~ eyes role back and goes balls deep mmmm~ moans and suckles

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You're a bad girl who needs to be punished. *hands you a bible* Take this, go to your room, and I better not hear a fucking peep coming from you until you've memorized it cover to cover.

Why else would people make fun of it?

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU

i can get behind this

Literally or figuratively?

daddy also deserves to have his anus pleasured with my tongue and my body and tongue and throat is always useful if he needs a toilet/urinal for his yellow cock juice :3

i like you!

I'm really amazed a thread about ERPing has stayed up this long without being deleted.

It took me this long to realise you were just shitposting.

Come on, OP, do you even fun?

i'm shitposting in the sense that OP hates ERP so i'm torturing him, but not shitposting when it comes to what i like/want to do in ERP, my fetishes etc.

I like you, post f-list ;3

Look, maybe I just like being a cute bishi boy. Don't fucking judge me.

Oh look, we found the remainer

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Let me guess, you're just pretending to be retarded, right?