Borderlands

I wish borderlands wasn't handled by the worst human beings alive. You could have had some really cool stuff here like giving more abilities to each character or making the gunplay really good but instead we got bordermemes 2 which was just awful. I haven't played the pre sequel, the only thing I even know about it is that it bombed horribly.

the first game was pretty good and it would have been so easy to make it better but they just fucked it up. is there even any RPG shooters being made? I really want a game that has the shooting of FEAR and the depth and customization of titan quest.

Gaige best girl

The "pre sequel" was even worse so you made a good decision. I of course pirated it but the memory of that horrible, slow, floaty gameplay and nightmarish writing still lingers. Stillborn is even worse. My guess is that whatever they do next will be somehow even worse than that.

Pretty much all game designers fall into the trap of making bullet sponge enemies. This effect is worse in an RPG type game because of the autistic need to include levelling. Actually making the enemies smarter / faster / bigger / more challenging as the game goes on simply does not occur to them. Instead they just use the same old enemies and give them an ever expanding pool of health. This fundamentally destroys any hope of good gameplay. They can't make the enemies more numerous because the engines and programmers they use are too shit.

You will see more games like Borderlands but they will continue along the same lines as Destiny and The Division and so they will be absolutely terrible.

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The first game was mediocre, you have only yourself to blame for developing an attachment to something so shitty. Any feelings anyone had for that was either brainwashing from the millions they spent on marketing it to the moon, or "it's fun with friends" which could be said about throwing literal shit at each other.

I remember how much I loved the first game while just watching my brother play the second before GG was even a thing it just felt like all the fun had been sucked out for plot and what little humor was left that apparently devolved to shitty memes.

I think the thing that pisses me off more is that, they obviously COULD do things right Borderlands 1 was actually half good.
How the fuck do you think Borderlands 2 even happened, like, just look at the toneshift between 1 and 2

Only played the first one and it was one of the most boring games I've ever played, only forced myself to finish it because I paid money for it, and then felt even more disappointed because of the ending of the game. It felt like singleplayer MMORPG gameplay in FPS. It might be the class I played though, I played as that sniper dude, don't remember his name atm. He had a bird I think

For recent RPG shooters, you have Toddout 4 which is closer to Minecraft than a shooter, new Deus Ex which I haven't played yet so I dunno how it is. Can't think of anything else atm

The first game was an actual adventure by bounty hunters for planetary scale treasure with plenty of quirky characters along the way you got to know and did shit for to progress both in terms of player growth and also how far you'd trekked deeper into dangerous territory.

The second just seems like some complete faggot asshole bought the entire planet and makes everyone's lives hell while you do your best to kill it with new abilities.

I once wanted to do the reverse of this if I'd ever been able to make my own studio with a serious first game that establishes the post apocalyptic setting through a human and a new race with different strengths fighting for different reasons to take charge of their lives then for the sequel it's a straight up party with the mutant infected, but not batshit crazy homicidal protagonist and his differently classed cynical and sarcastic buddies all of the same indigenous race fighting through wave after wave of superhuman and alien psychopaths as they try to find somewhere to settle down in the shit their world's become.

you're thinking of mordecai. he was actually my favourite character personally because I found a revolver called pestilent defiler and then I re specced my entire character around said weapon and that made me pretty much unstoppable for the rest of the game.

They fucked up the loot system, weapon scaling to levels. And they fucked up by adding in a Saturday Morning Cartoon villain.

They fucked up core aspects of the game. It should never have been a stupid fucking grind to get any Legendary. They were just top of thebline weapons.


However, Borderlands 2 did a fuckload of things right. Like the character powers. Except Zero, because thanks to retard enemy scaling, Sniping aint shit. The only Snipers worth a damn were the Vladofs….by Gunzerkers.

I guess its fitting that Vladof Spehss Ruskies were consistently good throughout the games. Assault Rifles in 1, before they nerfed rate of fire for everything, and Snipers in 2.

And it should have been easy for Borderlands.

Just have the enemies use the crazy ass grenades.


Borderlands 2 had badass fucking grenades.

Very few of the characters were quirky. Odd, but not quirky. Crazy too.

And then they killed off scarred woman. I liked her.

or it does and they're too lazy or untalented to bother with it so instead just slap a bunch of number on everything.

Jack was an ok villain at times. Mostly when he argued that he was the good guy.

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Jack was honestly one of the few redeeming factors of BL2 and the Pre-Sequel. I shudder to think what he would've been like if he actually followed Burch's script word for word instead of improvising in places.

I heard about that, didn't he get supermad at teh actor for it? i heard burch got mad and I hope he did.

Borderlands 1 had potential. The gameplay was poorly thought out but could've been improved on in a sequel. I liked the setting and thought the story was ok. Save for Claptrap none of the characters really annoyed me.

Then they made the sequel. Gameplay is still the same shit. The story, world and characters are awful across the board. They once said they were inspired by Mad Max, now it's boring sci-fi garbage. Yet it makes mad bank once again because it's the only co-op FPS on the market that tries to have any Diablo-esque loot and RPG mechanics. It's a fucking waste.
The only good thing about Borderlands 2 were some of the music tracks. And the character in OP's image.

inb4 shadposts

He was mad that the fan favorite lines for Jack were all the improv lines.

I find this really funny. He got cucked writing his script.

The amount of wasted potential in BL2's sequel is exactly why I want to make something better than it. Namely a bit more lethality on both players and the enemies. And with guncrafting with parts.

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If you want more lethality, take note from how STALKER does it. Don't tie damage to character levels, tie it to gear. It's the easiest way to prevent a lot of the issues Borderlands is plagued with.

that is amazing.

What if skill points and weapon parts are tied to quests, and you just cut out leveling entirely. You can then design the game more like a standard shooter rather than having to rely on levels to make the enemies stronger.

Oh, I know. I fucking hated the level bullshit. I've also spent more time playing Stalker than I care to keep track of.

You could probably have a leveling skill system, as long as it's not simply straight up damage. Some of the utility skills in Borderlands were nice, like the healing bullets Roland got. But that stuff was too few between.


Same here.
I take it you're working on a game then?

I guess you could still have the PC level. There could be skills for run speed up, or bullet regeneration. Maybe unique ones like adding extra max shells to shotguns.

Did Jack even do anything wrong besides experimenting with the inbred hicks of Pandora? I even remember my brother's reaction when he finished the last few missions. For a few minutes he looked like a Holla Forumsack who had just killed Hitler.

It did strike me as wrong as well.

If he was done in a realistic/reasonable manner, he would be fine, but they played up his evil levels x1000 because "lol evil facist xddd". You're right, though, people like Burch do consider killing criminals who make life for decent people absolute hell to be completely wrong.

Same, OP. Pre-sequel turned out alright but Gearbox is insuferable fags. Just give me a game where I can shoot a bunch of shit and do quests. Add some hot girls and a little magic. Too bad borderlands is the only series that does this and it's handled by these fags who, for some reason, pulled off a great expansion for HL1 18 years ago.


How is it worse? You get to do more stuff with a lot less dialog.

Borderlands

Borderlands 2.

Diablo + Guns was a mistake.

I recall some dialogue in the caustic mines. The bandits are former Dahl employees who got stranded when the company fucked off, then they had to fend for themselves.
It could've been a cool morally grey conflict were it written better, but that's asking too much of someone who would rather virtue signal with his shitty writing.

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Maybe have a melee weapon which you can upgrade to do certain things. Like stunning enemies or being better at stealth kills.
Have skills which unlock other areas somehow, either by movement like higher jumps or picklocking/hacking.
Have the final skill be something gamechanging like regenerating bullets or vampiric damage but you lose health over time.

No. Just…god no.

Wasnt necessary.

Random drops and random assembly could make for broken weapons.

But yeah, it does seem like Gearbox actively hated that they made a fun game with sexy characters.

Pointless genocidal docuhebaggery.

Jack did nothing right, and you cant defend him.

They're not sexy shitlord, stop looking at them through a male gaze lense. They-re sexually liberated!

Rolands skill tree was all kinds of fucked up tho. Easily made him the shittiest character in that game.

Axton did everything better.

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A lot depends on character. If you play Roland (soldier) game is rather boring and tedious. Mordecai is mostly "press R to substract X health from enemy," which can get old 3/4 through.
Lilith and Brick are the more entertaining choices. They both start out slow, but get pretty fun around level 25, and are getting more and more fun with every level from there on.


It's disputable. Maya's ability is lackluster against bosses and so is the Axton's turret. Salvador, Gage, and Zero are fun at first, but become too OP pretty quickly and they get boring by the time you get to the end.
But there is also Krieg, and he is extremely entertaining and rewarding to play. He also offers the most varied builds out of all characters.

Listen in on that city he made.

He is basically that fat tub of lard with more money and power.

God how I wanted to kill Ellie and snitch on her bullshit.

What was up with the BL2 protagonists? Every single one of them was complete garbage, thematically and just in general. The gameplay they gave technically improved upon BL1, but it felt really bland and uninspired.

Mordecai is insanely op if you develop his Sniping(back when No Scoping was a legit thing. Bastards sstole ot from us in 2), and got the right mods(in game things), Morddcai became completely and horribly powerful. It was awesome.

Bluh. Screw that.

Axton with maxed out level tho, especially in groups of Axtons, was stupidly strong and fun.

And Krieg with the Torque double exploding clusterfuck grenades…homing prefix or longbow.

Just goddamn.


Those hyper rare weapons took way too much fucking grind for what they were.

And the DLCs were emptier and somehow less interesting, still fun tho.

Shittier introduction.

The planet is called "Pandora" and in the first game you open a container: "the vault".
The "box" that the Greek character of Pandora opened contained all the evils of man and when she closed it all that remained was hope inside the box.
The planet is supposed to be a hellhole but a hellhole with hope. Jack did not bring forth hope, he brought forth an end. You no longer hope for that which you have.

At least Atlas and the Lance were somewhat reasonable in their Fiefdom. In fact, by comparison, Atlas wasnt even that villainous.

And that was part of the charm. There werent any real villainous Darth Malak esque characters. Not much good, a bit of evil, mostly just everyone trying to make a life for themselves and keep them and their friends alive.

borderlands was doomed from the fucking get-go when it decided it wanted to be a looter-shooter. looter-shooters are the weakest genre and have consistently shitty gunplay. increasingly spongey enemies mean no reason to pick guns you like for their effects or sounds or even for situational reasons, but to just get into the DPS-race.

i honestly don't think it can be achieved for those above reasons., you can't make guns that all feel fun and different if you have to keep leveling up the damage and health pools of everything

I don't recall many instances of the Lances attacking the civilian population, they certainly went after any bandits that got in their way but I don't recall them being either hostile or helpful to the civilians.
In the Fort Knoxx DLC Athena certainly paints a picture of a ruthless military organization that certainly is terrible for its own members, and Knoxx himself didn't care for being in the Lances.

You can, you just need to make your level unrelated to the damage you could do or your health.
Deus Ex HR got it right, you skills should be about unlocking new areas or giving the player new tactical options. You should never have to grind for exp or weapons to keep up with the dps race. Differing weapons should instead be useful in some way. Snipers are good for picking off targets, pistols are good sidearms which can take on everything, etc.

Fuck you, you suck the biggest niggerrest dicks riddle with AIDS

go get molested, wanker

Ill molest your ass, you cockaddicted faggot.

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my ass will molest you how about that, you street dog

And the mods just baleted a KOTOR 1 thread. Booo

Claptrap confirmed for best character.

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The reviews were all about 9/10. WTF you talking about?

too obvious

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Well its produced a lot of porn.

Helena Pierce.
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SAY HELLO TO MY GIRLFRIEND!
HURRY UP AND WAIT…
AND THE CROWD GOES WILD!

Meh, Gearbox and everyone who works for them needs to suffer.

Lol, did that trigger your PTSD?

Did Burch write it, or was it just voice actors and programmers fucking around?

I'm somewhat convinced that Anthony Burch mus have some kind of split personality. Part of him knows what a complete joke he has allowed himself to become and suffers from it.
Sometimes that personality shines through in his writing and furiously mocks the main Anthony Burch and sabotages his characters.

Like Ellie for example. She was supposedly written to be some kind of "fat acceptance/beautiful in all sizes" thing, but his split personality quietly takes over and makes her one of the most loathsome characters in the entire game.

Tina is best girl.

And you cant kill her. Honestly, the second game should have been about patching together the various bandit clans, fiefdoms, citystates and outlying regions, ala what Helena Pierce was attempting. A combination of standard politics and what Rangers were supposed to do.

I alwayz hated that I was forced to sabotage Sledge's old place, when it was one of the only viable industries available.

And Borderlands 2 never had that graphic, gory, silent horror, like the early parts of Borderlands 1, where that giant midget hideout is covered in brutalized remains of ordinary guys, or when you go check up on a lonely friend…who is blind….crippled…

And he is fucking dead.

Best part about Tina is the mute button

I can't see any other way to get through b2 without muting the voices. It was the first game where I had to look up the voice actors/writers in a fit of rage so I would never again subject myself to such garbage

Why?

Why what

daily reminder that Jack is the hero, he just wanted to rid Pandora of bandits

You have to know the history of Pandora to understand why Jack was considered a villain and why he was a villain. Pandora was never meant to be a colony world in the first place. It was just supposed to be a planet for mining like any other. The corporation in the BL series fooled a lot of people to come live there and when the corporations got what they wanted they abandoned the planet and the workers there on numerous occasions. Once that tactic would no longer fly they began recruiting criminals from prisons to work in the mines on Pandora, the worst of the worst as far as criminals go, and they were pulling them from numerous galaxies. So the planet quickly became flooded with psychotic bandits. After a while though this turned into a disadvantage to the corps so they just abandoned the planet all together.

Jack from the start was pretty much a villain. He turned his daughter into a hacking tool for his own personal gain and led numerous vault hunters to their death before Roland and his crew even showed up. His entire plan on Pandora was complete self-aggrandizement. He was going to mine the planet dry of the new Eridium and make himself rich. Most of what he was doing was basically clearing the way so he could basically mine the planet to death. By killing the bandits he got rid of a problem for himself and made himself look like a hero. But the people of Pandora saw through him pretty easily because they had seen the same shit before with other corporations. It just that Jack went overboard and starting acting a good bit like a Space Hitler. Jack saw the people of Pandora as scum basically so he didn't care how many good people died in order for him to get the Eridium. At the end what made Jack so damn good at being a villain is that you come to realize that he was a monster that believed his own damn press. he truly thought he was a hero at the end, avenging his poor dead daughter, whom he had basically killed years ago. He truly was a based villain.

so just make it easy for everyone and no real difficulty eh?

the stories of the side characters were actually more interesting then the main characters. Anybody remember Tannis? So fucking crazy, but so crazy fuckable. I would have loved to plow her ass.

Its thd city he built and its laws that bother me.


He wasnt going to build a civilized planet, it was a slow death camp, with a lure for drawing future victims for Jack to torture. Jack is a shitty, poorly written character that should never have come to light. Like, Skeletor or nearly everyone SMC Supervillain was more reasonable than him.

It was some stupid shit from start to finish.

They, Dahl, abandoned the planet when Pandoran wildlife woke up and everything went to total dogshit. And they just left.

i think to a certain extent that was the point of jack in a nutshell. In a lot of ways his character was a sort of over the top parody of the corporate villain. I think he was done pretty well. And yeah i remember that city. The PA announcements were hilarious.

Im not saying Jacks spiel wasnt funny.

It was.

It was fucking hilarious.

Im saying it shouldn't have been in Borderlands. It wasnt that kind of setting. It wasnt necessary. It would be like Robin Williams Clown Doctor in ER, or Dr. Gregory House in Grey Anatomy.

It should not have been done. It ruined half the beauty and horror of Borderlands. How mundane and plausible it was.

Imagine ….well I was about to say Europe turning into post colonial Blackfrica but thats happening.

Borderlands wasn't parody, regardless of how many cute references there were.

He thought the tweet he made mocking Borderlands 2 criticism was so fucking funny that he added it to character dialogue.

Acting "gangster" doesn't get any less obnoxious because a child is doing it.

Tina's vocals are "white girl who fucks niggers". Everybody knows what I'm talking about. Ghetto hoodrat bullshit.

i loved a lot of Tina's dialogue though. The fact that the SJWs went batshit over it made it even better.

Her dialogue was the best in the Dragon Keep DLC, honestly. Dialed back on the hoodrat and had a lot of humor to it.

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totally agree. She sounded a lot like a spoiled sort hood rat suburban kid for so much of that DLC. But her dialogue created a a great tone for that DLC as well. And yeah i will admit i kinda cried when she finally broke down about Roland. Really gave all the characters to show a human side for once. I really wish they would have added a DLC where they went and blew up the Moon Base.

Just find something to stick in her mouth and everything will be fine.

This is you in a nutshell user.

here's a (you)

You can eat all the shit you want, but don't pretend you're not eating it.

thanks for the (you)


don't act like your opinion is a fact.

Borderlands 3 better be good as fuck because a lot of people are openly saying that they will be disappointed if the new game is nothing but memes and bullshit.

Yes, preferably with a retarded looking gun that shoots bees or whatever

Don't act like what you enjoy isn't irredeemable crap written by the same guy who wrote this.

Jesus Christ that's atrocious.

yeah that was kinda bad but i still liked Presequal. I like what i like and thats it.

Is he supposed to sound pathetic? I know it was written by the burch king but jesus, how would you now be aware of how cringy and lame that sounds?

*not be aware

i really think some of the dialouge in Pre-sequal was to make up for all the sins of the BL2 that the SJWs claimed the game committed.

see why did "friendzone" become some fucked up word for these idiots, it was just a term for being romantically interested in some one who's only platonically interested in you. it was never some big way to get back at chicks or some shit and it happens to broads too, just not often because broads get whatever the fuck they want

But isn't that webm from a BL2 DLC?

But a child doing it does make it cute. And annoying to people who hate it, which is half the reason to encourage such cuteness.

Also, its whatever.

no its from Borderlands the Presequal. I should know i actually have the game.

Yes.

It was also her best moment.

Oh just fuck off.

Why even buy it at this point? The franchise is fucked. Not as hard as Mass Effect, but still.

well said user. Gearbox could help itself if they allowed for a contest to make new characters for BL3. But i doubt they'll do that. I think Lilith is sexier the Maya anyway. But Maya had some choice dialogue though. Every time she went, "Ssshh..silence," my dick got hard.

thats a good reason to buy it right there. LOL. But think what killed ME was the last game and the terrible design of the new game.

Goddamn did the Gatlings piss me off. Shit rate of fire beaten by the average Vladof.

Better concept. Quadruple the max ammo sdus or whatever, and miniguns draw directly from your ammo storage at obscene rates, firing as many bullets as they have barrels, while also firing at a 12.1 fire rate at a minimum and 16.8 fire rate on average. Make the miniguns into Double Anarchies on steroids.

Too bad she's a coalburning mary sue.

I don't know why everyone complains about bullet sponge enemies because of course you are going to get them when combining a diablo like with a first person shooter. As long as you can give me some really great base movement mechanics and good gunplay the game can turn out good, just look at Shadow Warrior 2.

yeah the Gatling guns pissed me off too. I was expecting serious rate of fire and damage like in Borderlands 1. But they nerfed them and practically removed the Vladof gatlings from the game.

i got kinda tired of bullet sponge enemies after a while because they never really reacted very much. It would be great if they were stunned or were on their knees for a few seconds after being shot 50 times. Although in BL1 the bullet sponge types were a whole lot worse. I would hack a gun that did explosive, electric, and acid damage and a average atlas solider would just keep charging right at me.

I was expecting the general fire rates of Borderlands 1 to remain, and for them to dump the trash no one used. But they generally nerfed rof for two. Fuck presequels.

I mean yeah, the machine pistols were all kinds of stupid fun, but only for a while.

And they destroyed the loot system, and destroyed any point of selling waste or unwanted weapons. Borderlands 2 was still fun, or more fun, because of click zoom and sprinting, but still.

Memelands could never be good. Its just a brainless grinding game like most rpg garbage. Only dumb nerds like this fucking genre.

Lets all report this retard and see if he gets banned.

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keep trying Bait-san.

Oh who am i kidding you suck at baiting. Stop trying.

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yeah i was expecting the guns to be a lot better. but when they basically got rid of the machine gun pistols i was upset. I really loved ole Lady Finger.

Borderlands was never good.

…no, i mean get rid of any pistol that didnt have an obscene fire rate or was a revolver. But instead, what they did was tone down the brutality of electric kills. Electric Revolvers in the first game felt like divine thunder.

okay i misunderstood you. Although i really did like the revolvers. I enjoyed the old school feel of them.

That's the thing, they played up "lol evil" x1000 because they're shitty writers. If he was done in a reasonable manner by a writer who isn't mentally ill, he would have been a good character.

dont make me choose!

Claptrap is best girl.

its a trap

lurk moar faggot

There's literally nothing wrong with Tiny Tina.

The choice is obvious.

Is this a cropped Sparrow pic?

Who? Doesn't ring any bells.

theres a big problem with that though. you dont get to play as tina

She's a futa in it.

Fucking aliens from the shit taste dimension coming in here pretending that SJWs are actually against memelands.

Post it anyway. Don't be a faggot.

It took me

Stop being a lazy shitter with shit taste.

Yeah, sure.

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Done deal.

Is BL2 even worth a pirate?

Nigga I ain't clicking that shit get outta here

>implying that matters

Eh, it can be fun but it gets repetitive fast.
With all the DLCs it has tons of content and weapons, but the big question is if you'll even want to go through it all.

How long is her right arm?

its a shame really.

How the fuck did it go so far downhill after BL1? That shit was tight as fuck.

Incredible.

The irony is that Helena Pierce was an actual "strong and independent woman" that pulled it off without being obnoxious, shoehorned, or out of place, and Burch fucking killed her off-screen early in the game. Talk about irony; I liked her too.

My opinion was always that Borderlands 1 had an excellent atmosphere and setting, but the plot was generic and bare-boned. The writing itself in the quest textboxes, however, was pretty good and contributed to the consistent worldbuilding. I liked that we played as actual antiheroes who didn't give a shit about doing the right thing or saving the world, but were all, instead, just trying to get rich or acquire money, fame, power, guns, etc. And that was the point - Borderlands was a 'wasteland story', a genre where characters are static and the point it makes is that everybody is chasing after the same shallow pursuits. Among the many problems introduced with BL2 was that it was all written by somebody who didn't understand the first game, and from a few rumors I've heard, hadn't even played it. And to make the matter more infuriating, the suits at Gearbox did this not because he had an impressive resume or previous track record in vidya writing, but because they wanted to appeal more to redditors and they thought Burch was just the guy to deliver them their damned Reddit audience.

I also disliked BL2's shift towards being even more cartoony. BL1 was also cartoony, but it was at least balanced out with gritty tech elements like something out of an early-2000's sci-fi flick. Pandora looked consistently like a cross between The Dirty South and West Africa; in BL2 they went with the generic "ice-world-fire-world-dark-world" shit that plagues almost every MMO. They instead should have gone with variety under the theme of "over-polluted trailer park trash-planet" like they adhered to in the first game. There were plenty of good environments left to explore in a sequel - mud oceans, trash mountains, plastic beaches, irradiated swamps, desert wastes where the carcasses of abandoned spaceships jut out like ribs from the sand, dried-up giant coral reef beds and undersea mines from before the planet's oceans were drained - there was plenty more that could have been done with such an exploited world if they just had an ounce of creativity.

In the sequel they went too far with the CUH-RAZY aesthetic. The guns in BL1 looked like relatively regular guns with tacky glowing sci-fi shit glued on to them, but they were still serviceable. In BL2 they made them completely obnoxious, I'm sure some of you have seen that pic of that sniper rifle that made zero sense.

Gameplay-wise, BL2 had some good innovations, such as being able to crawl around in Fight For Your Life Mode, soe more enemy types, expanded skill trees, and some new classes such as the Krieg, but overall, it went backward in quite a few areas. The guns had way too many gimmicks and the tiers were so rigid that they made guns sub-legendary practically worthless while purple and blues from BL1 were still viable if not able to outperform legendaries and pearls. The drop rates were also fucked, making it feel even grindier than the first game. The scaling, too, was also poorly done, where the enemies had health regen that was able to negate most DoT damage and returned so much damage that they only way to progress was to cheese it with certain Krieg and Sal builds.

I honestly wish they went with this sort of progression too. But sadly I think the tendency towards sponges is due to simple dev laziness.


As much as I loathe Burch, I honestly do feel bad for him at times. He's a heavily, heavily repressed millennial who "just wants to do what's right", but "what's right" was determined by lazily and mindlessly accepting what everyone around him told him - his ultra-liberal peers, professors, teachers, parents, etc. and as a result he became a miserable, cuckolded, self-hating laughing-stock where his anger and frustration boils under his skin, and he tries in vain to pass it off as biting wit and sarcasm.

I feel like this for some people sometimes, but you gotta remember there are other people that grow up in similiar environment to them and yet still became alright people and not Burch

It's kind of fun as long as you play local co-op and ignore all the dialogue and story. It's not a good game by any means, but you can definitely have a good time under strict circumstances.

long enough to grab that doughy ass.

That one DLC with manufactured enemies tho? Boring as fuck.

I know that precisely because I did grow up in a similar environment to Burch, except on the opposite coast. I think the pity stems from knowing that becoming like Burch is only a matter of caving in to the desire for validation and approval from others that you degrade yourself to fit in, and then accepting and never challenging it.

Of course he did, half the point of all this shit was separating the wheat from the chaff and setting the wheat on fire and selling the chaff. Helena Pierce was like Lara Croft or Samus Aran before both got ruined.

She made SJW Femicunts feel horribly insecure because she got shit done. And was White.

Was the telltale game any good? Someone on Holla Forums told me it was good and better than the shit that Burch has thrown out

I played its first episode, as a Telltale game it's still full of illusion of choices. If you're talking about writing it wasn't too bad, didn't annoy me enough to drop it midgame

I just remember the "See ya space cowboy" scene from one threads

Burch not writing it is a plus.

For those weirdos who thought I was just trolling when I mentioned that borderlands2 got nothing but good reviews, I leave you with this…
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Borderlands 2 was met with widespread critical acclaim. Aggregating review website Metacritic gave the PlayStation 3 version 91/100,[58] the PC version 89/100[59] and the Xbox 360 version 89/100.[60] IGN awarded the game a 9.0 out of 10, praising the game's sense of humor, world structure, and RPG systems, while feeling disappointed by the game's lack of meaningful visual customization and the sharing of loot during co-op play. They stated that the game had roughly 30 hours of gameplay, and was worth playing multiple times.[67] IGN also nominated the game as one of its ten finalists for Game of the Year 2012.[72] Game Informer gave the game a score of 9.75 out of 10, claiming that the game is one of "the most rewarding gaming experiences" of the current console generation.[63] Borderlands 2 would go on to win X-Play's game of the year.

Borderlands 2 was one of the best-selling games of 2012, and has become the best-selling game in the history of 2K Games, with 8.5 million copies sold by February 2014.[73] The following month, it was announced by Gearbox that the game had sold "well over" 12 million copies.[74] As of August 2015, the game has sold over 13 million copies, making it 2K's highest-selling title.[75]

Borderlands 2 was nominated for five awards at the 2012 Spike TV Video Game Awards: "Best Xbox 360 Game", "Best PS3 Game", "Best Shooter", "Best Multiplayer Game", and "Best DLC" (Psycho Pack).etc etc etc
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OP is an idiot. Probably doesn't know how to play video games. Maybe he didn't like the game because he died a lot. Or maybe it was boring to him because all he knew how to do was press one button through the whole thing and keep doing the same moves. The reviews, sales statistics, critical acclaim and awards speak for themselves. Get fucked, OP, YOU"RE the troll.

He was talking about the pre sequel bombing you waste of space

It's pretty good, however Burch wrote one or two lines that're very obvious that I thankfully completely avoided. I'd recommend a pirate.

Are the Borderland games any good? Convince me to play the games or not.

Pirate the first one and the DLC to see if you like it.

Those lines under the tits look like scars.

It feels like a MMORPG/Diablo game style in FPS to me, except only weapon customization for some reason. Could've been better with also armor I think

What I want is for higher levels of FPS-RPGs to basically look like first person Dynasty/Samurai Warriors, but that's unrealistic to be able to handle that many enemies at once unless you're Koei Tecmo.

They probably are, she's letting robots play with her titties. Do you know how sharp metal can be?

Well I have that one pre-sequel game that I got for free with my graphic card a few years back. Should I try that out first to see if I like it or is that a bad place to start?

First one is a pretty fun game if you like shooting and looting, go and pirate it along with the DLC. dont even bother with all the other games, they are complete trash.

Yes, but it's more intellectual laziness. The game has a lot of content and if you include the DLC it's clear the devs did a lot of work. It's just that it was wasted in the painting-by-numbers or asset production line approach so many developers take.


This is the same logic the designers used and why it ended up with bad gameplay in regard to the shooting. You've fallen for the same trap. People complain because they are more open minded and don't suffer from the same blindness that many developers and anons have when it comes to game design. There is no "of course" about it. No one is forcing Randy Pitchford and his ilk to be unoriginal faggots.

Something they fucked up royally in the dreadful "pre sequel".

I think that tells us all how much your opinion is worth.

You seem to be under the impression that the franchise is cohesive. That is not accurate. First game is different from 2 and Presqeual. If you care about the story and I can't really imagine why as 2 trampled on most of what was established in 1, then go with 2 before pre because pre does some fleshing out to Jack and its better to see him in 2 first to better appreciate where he came from in pre.

1 and 2 and most of the dlc for 2 and all of the dlc for 1 are worth playing.

Dynasty Warriors was single button gameplay, but poorly optimized.

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jesus christ. even people who say "well blands 1 is kinda shit but it's fun with friends" (which is the highest praise anyone should ever pay any of the series) will tell you 1 vanilla and knox are the only parts worth playing. people bought the arena dlc because it provided a functional bank space, not to actually play it. the rest are not even worth mentioning.
if someone insists on trying this spoiled bag of milk to decide for themselves, pirate 1, you'll get your fill.

The zombie DLC had a fun story going for it.

How dare you mischaracterize my poorly optimized favorite series.

This.

I enjoy playing an anarchy build mechromancer.

lrn2read YOU waste of space. OP did say b2 was awful. I proved otherwise.

Exactly what part of


do you not understand?

i pray in BL3 that Gaige hasn't been hanging around Moxxi and has turned in to some kind of fetish slut. No seriously i pray that does not happen. Moxxi is bad enough as is.

She doesn't need to slut it up. she's got her giant robot to take care of things.

I pray that Borderlands 3 doesn't happen and the Gearbox studios burn like Sodom and Gomorrah.

Lolno. I played it just to see how far I could solo it.

Especially with that one pistol you can get. Absolutely insanely, deliciously overpowered.

They're breast augmentation scars. Pretty fitting for her character.

Ole Balloon Tits.

I don't really give a shit about the story. What I'm more concern about if the gameplay is good or not to convince me give the other games a try.

The firs two games then. In order. Fuck the presequel.

Yeah whatever, some of us don't like the embodiment of memes. But yeah, whatever gets you your reddit upboats.

A wall of lead from one trigger press and a brilliant secondary weapon to switch to if something got too close.
The abysmal ammo consumption on the x4 versions is offset with Rolands ammo spewing Scorpio turrent.
Gawddamit i missed the Anarchy series of SMG in Bordermemes 2.

200 plus bullets per clip being all shot in 10 seconds is absolutely amazing.

I just wish that Rolands skill tree wasn't all fucked up.

And when I first saw the gatlings, I thought thats what they would be.

And DAs were even swaggier when Metal Storm triggered… then they went *click* :(

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exactly what part of

did you not understand, assuming you read it in the OP post the first time, then a second time when I greentexted it, then a third time when I told you to lrn2read and you read it again to verify that he said borderlands2 was awful? Now this is a fourth time. Do you get it?

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yeah I get it, borderlands 2 is garbage and the pre sequel was a flop. just like I said in the op you fucking faggot.

hes not programmed to deal with this kinda lewd shit.

bump

Athena has quite the wellshaped pair of buttocks

What the fuck is a pre-sequel anyway? Like what does it mean?

Prequel to borderlands 2, sequel to 1.

it means it is set before the sequel. kind of a stupid name, just calling it borderlands 1.5 would have been better.

i was snooping around the wiki and apparently someone found an easter egg in battleborn about borderlands 3.

In her VOICE ONLY appearance in the DLC-quel, she's been roaming around with Axton, who wants her to build his autoturret-waifu into an AI-equipped killbot similar to Deathtrap.


You could say that they're
ENGORGED

That's so stupid it just might work
It'll be shit anyways so who cares?

If they go with another giant vagina monster I swear to fucking god I'll fuck Burch to death

I don't even think they know what they're doing with the series.

maybe that is his plan? he'll finally have that gay sex he was trying to get before pussying out.

except I already posted the proof that borderlands2 is awesome
awards, best-selling title, etc. Now we're just going in circles again. IT seems you aren't getting it. I guess that makes YOU the guy who likes to have other guy's penises put inside him.

Anthony is that you?

I admire your dedication

B2 is not garbage. It has excellent gameplay with a meh story. I say meh only because the atmosphere is entirely different.

Yeah, oldest most whored out tropes incoming

Too bad the first borderlands already went there

Not really no. Tannis was exactly what she seemed. An Archeologist who got caught up in a Mad Max/Ecological Apocalypse and went insane.

Yea but we already found out that the vaults are a lie in general.

Has any other game in the history of the industry blue-balled the player as much as Borderlands 1 did?

Did you actually take the time to take screenshots of this fictional character from multiple angles?

Is this advanced autism?

I know. It was hilarious.

took me less than a minute to do it, the only "hard" part was taking pics during cutscenes.

Agreed, Krieg turned out surprisingly well and is actually fun to play as both solo and coop

That happened to TK made me stop for a while because it hit too hard, he was a cool dude and didn't deserve that

I want this now

Meh. The first one was iffy, mechanics weren't fully thought out. Two was an abomination by far, even in the first one with some tactics you could survive in gun fights against enemies three times your level, in BL2 you die instantly and they magically hit you through terrain and cover somehow. How about some more Moxxie because I'd certainly fug that whore hands down if I had a chance

No. Nope. Nu uh. Nopenopenope

Magic thats how.

Yeah and that was the point. It was pointless, vicious and brutal for no toher reasons. Sledge and his men deserved to die. But the bandits who came it right after(theorizing) might not have.

Then again, Iirc, it was a Psycho attack and its implied that they have little to no control over themselves.

My grudge is how shit the names are for the rifles. B1s naming scheme was better.

In BL2 I had a buddy who was maxed out whilst I was only level 20. I tried using all sorts of terrain and cover to make sure I didn't go down, bullets actually clipped through things and hit me regardless. In BL1 I was level 3 and fighting level 35 enemies early on and it was possible by using terrain and kiting opponents and it didn't take long either.
Fuck BL2. Where's the porn

3x your level is impossible to really defend against in any of the games. Period. You lose.

Liar. You are a fucking liar.

Oh and not much porn was made for some reason. Never got commissioned i guess.

Okay fine, they were level 29 and I was like level 6. You can enter some cave system earlier on and it's level 15-32 bandits inside. I hid behind vending machines and since they were melee I could headshot them to death, they couldn't pass the two machines. The game isn't fucking hard and the first one you can at least avoid attacks.

Oh well I suppose. I'll go looking elsewhere.

Dump some here if it's good shit

I will once I go get some.

Again, youre a fucking liar.

well long as you know she definitely has an STD or two.

I dont know why this pic is 10mb but whatever.

Pretty sure she has canonically fake tits to. Shit taste fam.

They have the tech to cure it I'm sure. Nice though.

Where'd you hear that?

Hot dog down a skag den, know what I'm sayin'?

It's in the games dialog. From the sniper guy during a quest. Google it.

Moxxi has worse space AIDS than Tali from Mass Effect

the cure might be but I doubt there is a doctor who can give it to you.

I'll never have sex again. Plus if i fuck her har enough I can impregnate her and leave her. She produces some ugly kids.

Its in relation to Moxis toruny thing. He ran through the whole thing, which I beleive because if you get good with sniper rifles and have the right specs, hos brid is never on cooldown and helps you murder everything.

He is certainly the most brutal character to take on the zombie dlc.

Man, Roland was shit in B1.

maybe she is South Korean?

Her kids didn't look like that to me.

you ever seen her without makeup? also the dads aren't exactly pretty either.

I bet she looks fine without the make-up. I'm not pretty either just overwhelmingly plain.

I was suggesting something else.

here's some porn amigo

now take two bought kerbal space program

INSTANT- NOT BUYING

I downloaded both BL1 and BL2 and played them for a while after this thread and I have to say is completely right. They weren't lazy, these games actually have lots of content. But their writers and encounter/enemy designer guys were bad. Also probably the worst part of writing a game based on memes is it ages like shit. But gameplay isn't as boring as I remember it

didn't Atlas or whoever find a vault before the story which made them super rich?

No idea, considering the last two vaults had giant monsters in it makes me think its just a coverup for how they really got rich. Was the final boss of 2 even from a vault or was it a guardian of one?

fairly sure that was hyperion mining eridium or some shit that started appearing after the vault was opened.

The final boss in 2 was sealed into the vault to keep it from destroying shit, whoever opened the vault would get to control it unlike the first game.

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would you a claptrap

grognozzle/fastball Krieg is best Krieg

Obligatory

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In B1, it was a passive thing. In b2 it was different. Badass points needed to be acquired faster . and more reliably.

At 2 minutes hes just being a bitch and looking for things to whine about.

Fuck off Randy.

Oh he is right about a lot.


But henis bitching about stuff he shouldnt be trying too much to even do. There wasnt much platforming to be had, and he can bitch some more about losing loot.

Otherwise…


Yeah he is on point about the loot system being all fucked up, and jack being shit.

And fuck him for lumping in Borderlands 1.

I played the whole thing as Krieg with melee bound to mouse 1
It was a real joy ride