Cuckchan shit itself

You cant post on cuckchan without a pass anymore, brace yourselves for an influx of cuckchanners.

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What a horrible night to have a curse.

Source?

That would explain why so many retards are showing up.

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I just went on cuckchan, it's true. Also summer so it'll be double the fun.

Don't they hate this site? Why would they come here?
They'd more likely go to reddit.

Post sauce or stop wasting everyone's fucking time.

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It's the only other imageboard they know of, they'd fit in on Reddit but it's been drilled in their heads that Reddit for fags so they come here.

Nope, I don't believe it. Hiro wouldn't be that stupid.

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Do you have anything more concrete than a shitty phone screencap?

This 'technical issue' is just another attempt to jew the dumb reddit/tumblr import portion of the userbase i.e. most of the faggots left over on halfchan for more pass money.
Remember when mootwo threatened to shut the site down for lack of income and refused all attempts to donate or buy him out? Or the VIP board that you can't post on without a pass we're living in a time where 4chan Gold accounts are a real fucking thing?

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Holla Forumss been "showing up" on Holla Forums ever since the second exodus

Back to the cuckshed.

that was a good song

Its boardwide.

t. newfag

Hey Holla Forums

>>>/cuckchan/

LITERALLY $20CHAN

-Holla Forums 2014

I'll have to take your word for it. I'd sooner drink paint than go to that site. Question is, did they fuck up, or are they actually monetised now? If so they've probably just committed suicide.

you ready for a final exodus?

Holla Forums are literally r/socialism refugees.

It's probably an error, but seeing people brag about passes is really fucking sad.

Im not sure if this is hiro being fucking retarded or a problem with the site tbh

It's worth noting that half/jp/ has had no posts since. Possibly free of 10bux.

This whole reddit argument confuses the fuck out of me, weren't they the fucking whitenight sjws that everybody hated at one time? Or am I fucking insane?

so Holla Forums brought Holla Forums here. thats always been known, theyre your own.

that and mark
or was it hot wheels

Hotwheels did the AMA way back in the day.

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r/socialism is just throwing back insults, they have no idea what they mean most of the time.

I love how hard Holla Forums is shilling imgur.com/gallery/HYmrA

I tested it for myself, it keeps returning 'incorrect captcha' errors. 4/k/ has really gone to shit, wall-to-wall War Thunder/WoT kiddie threads.

I suspect it was intentional, if it lasts more than ~8 hours that all but confirms it. Remember that you only need a tiny % of users to be retarded enough to buy a pass instead of waiting to make tens of thousands of $s.

Freddit openly invited reddit users to Holla Forums. Now he wasn't stritcly speaking incorrect to say that Holla Forums needs newfags to survive but the ideal situation is a steady trickle that are forced to lurk by the existing community: inviting people in in bulk is not this.

intl showed up too

theyre a very popular social outlet. Holla Forums reached out to reddit, aiming for the "redpilled" but ended up bringing everything they could without any consideration of how it would affect Holla Forums because theyre only concerned with growing their hugbox

I am a massive faggot, please rape my face.
I can't even tell you what I did yesterday, let alone when hotwheels was here.

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Hi shill
>>>Holla Forums

4cuck invasion is not the worst that can happen, but you have to realize that people without a pass are probably newfags. That means that the entire site is being invaded by reddit.

Sure is r/The_Donald up in here

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How feminine is your penis?
Stop drinking/smoking weed.

Also, for those who haven't been keeping up with halfchan (and why would you?): did you know the vip pass also optionally comes with a little icon showing how long you've had it for? Paid tripfaggotry and a 4chan Gold board, what a time to be alive.

Untrue, the handful of remaining oldfags are unlikely to support what 4chan has turned into. The mid-ground psuedo-oldfags (been around since ~2011 or later) will be pass users.

I don't do any of those activities, how fucked am I?

Depends if your job needs a good memory.

guess I'll be fine then
thanks doc

Holla Forums is a massive hugbox. You have to be blind, deaf and mute to not realise that.


It has to be the total opposite. I refuse to believe anyone who can be considered an oldfag would pay for a fucking pass to use an imageboard. Only redditors and goons would think that's ok. People used to fucking joke about 4chan gold and now that it's a real thing people aren't only buying into it, they're proud to do so.

video games these days generally strive to have the information laid out for you, and the ones that dont always have extensive wikis and other documentation, so youll be fine.

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niggers tongue my anus, and you are a faggot

Wait until they make a CS:GO thread and that one faggot hotpocket starts banning everyone who doesn't praise it as the 2nd coming of christ again.

Can 4chan even be compared to the site of the same name 14 years ago? Seeing the posters who are still posting right now, and thinking about the nature of paid posting, along with the contents of their posts, just made me realize how completely changed the site has become. If It weren't for the site address and site layout, I wouldn't know it had ever been that site. Even though I don't really post there anymore, it's kind of sad to me to realize that it truly has died.

Holla Forums needed to have limits, else it became cuckchan Holla Forums v2. Now we see how far cuckchan has fallen and you are still talking about *hugbox* because your special flavor of shitposting isn't allowed.

cool 2012 meme my dude

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Yes yes, behead those who insult Holla Forums, yadda yadda.

Friendly reminder is looked like this when they first introduced it.

No, tumblr invaded through Holla Forums (blame homosuck) and /cgl/ while reddit appeared through Holla Forums not that that's Holla Forums's fault exactly but it's just a fact of life.

they embraced the swelling numbers of likeminded voices, only now do they attempt damage control through history revision

That explains a lot.

And speaking of Holla Forumsā€¦

Holla Forums wasn't originally bad, I used to enjoy posting there. It was when newfags brought their cancer that it became shit, and then reddit was invited to join the newfags in raping it's corpse. It makes me sad to remember the days when we would joke about Holla Forums in a friendly spirit, how they were insane but often right. Now Holla Forums itself is a joke.

Fuck off back to cuckchan nigger.

t. /leftyfur/

Oh no, I'm so sorry I triggered your safe space.

Looks like you are the one who needs a safe space. Go on. Grab a pass, cuckchanner.

Holla Forums was really doomed the moment it was revived as explicitly just politics rather than politics pretending to be news as it was originally: because it wasn't labelled as politics /new/ always attracted new blood instead of inevitably turning into stale discussion and then into somewhat of an echo-chamber. Before someone gets triggered an echo-chamber is not the same as a hug-box.

Looks like goons have already invaded time to abort

Imagine the guy staring at the whole shitshow that was goobergate & related events and thinking "yep, this site deserves my shekels" then he keeps paying for the pass up until at least 2016.

/new/ was pretty good

You keep paying for it? I thought you only bought it once

20BUCK CUCKS

People are bragging about giving away their shekels, holy shit.

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I'm reasonably sure you have to have paid continuously from that date too so no breaks.

That's more or less what I said user, Holla Forums's problems (if you view being an echo-chamber as problem, of course) really stem from a lack of new blood and the gradual splintering off of opinions until you get a very narrow discussion. After a while it becomes self-reinforcing and you only go on Holla Forums (or Holla Forums, /britpol/, /polk/ etc etc) if you like the existing ideological baseline.

$20 a year.

Possibly the second most damaging personality for a 4chan board after /tg/'s nazimod.

Yes, I'm pretty sure you keep the "since ___" even if you stop paying, but you have to pay for that month for the pass thing to show

oh you silly goy, someones gotta pay the server costand buy a condo :'^)

Do note that you will get a good discussion of topics within Holla Forums's narrow baseline, which is why I called it an echo-chamber rather than a hugbox.

Reconsider your position :^)

QUICK, GUYS, START MAKING THREADS USING THE Holla Forums GOLD PASSES AS PICTURES
MARK, GO SET UP A DONATION BOX TO SCAM THE CUCKCHANNER NEWFRIENDS

YOU FOOL

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I like this idea

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Daily reminder

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Look guys, he's already a Jew, there's nothing he can do about it. He's going to profit off of us eventually, so why don't we at least have some fun together while he still hasn't awakened his inner Super Sayanstein?

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Well since we're on the topic of halfchan does anyone have more of these? I try to save them whenever anons post them for posterity.

You better not go Angela Markel on us, faggot.

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You know the weirdest thing about Newman? I was assuming that he was an actual Jew portraying a Jew and at least one of the main cast of Seinfeld was a non-Jew, and instead Newman's actor is the only non-Jew of the cast.

i couldnt care what they do on their own board, but it breeds the kind of user who comes to Holla Forums, acts shocked and throws a fit when it turns out its a different board with different priorities. thats a problem. no other board has this mental block.

How I miss those faggots.

If any of you are file size autists like me either that or the image took a year to fucking to load have a good jpeg

Thanks, user

They're too dumb to find this place, we dark web nao

All of it really started in 08, around Boxxy threads but primarily:

the Scientology crusade. That changed everything. It wasn't for the fun of it, it was a moral cry against an enemy any sane person would quickly identify as a cult.

I always treated 4chan and Holla Forums as a better place to shitpost than FYAD or in one of its various spinoff boards on SA. Accuse me of being a goon or w/e but it's where you went for lollygagging banter without having to deal with highbrow trolling on Slashdot or *snort* I WELCOME OUR __ OVERLORDS Fark.

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Next time Holla Forums's anniversary/the exodus' anniversary rolls around we really should have a thread dedicated just to reminding ourselves why we left and informing those anons who didn't arrive from halfchan I suspect there are more than most anons realise of 8/v/'s history.
It's that or watch Mark eat more cake, though I suppose the two are not mutually exclusive.

You're right, the Scientology shit was when the genius plan was hatched to make normalfags into their personal army.


When originally it was just fucking with them for laughs. Then you get this whole generation of moralfags and it snowballed from there.

The only reason I visit 4cuck now is to derail threads with scat.

what is happeningā€¦ ā€¦ pic related nobodys that retarded.. r-right?

Right as I was dropping an enlightened reply. Cock blocked by a recaptcha

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You'd be surprised.

There's only one answer to that question and you know it.

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Holla Forums doesn't mind it when people try to mess with them

heh good thing you guys don't bully the hotpockets here like that :)

Personally when Holla Forums had that one bug where if you spoilered an image it would appear expanded I filled every board with shit hotpockets with truncated 12MB 10000x10000 transparent images

Well moralfaggotry is fine it's just that ~2006 people could differentiate their personal views from the masks they wore on the Internet. At least people who know to not care / "Everyone on the Internet is a dog".

Reminiscing on those times, it's kind of sad that Boxxy tried cashing in on e-fame almost 10 years after the fact. After there was a market via Patreon and YouTube. Which reminds me, YouTube is a good bellwether of everything that got fucked up with the Internet in time.

I expect everyone to have RealIDs and biometric associations with their posting in the next 10 years, in addition to no net neutrality.

The west was tamed, boys. This is where the ride really does end.

fuuuuuuuuuuug

I am just judging on what i see on cuck/pol/
I think it is the mid oldfags-newfags
But judging by cuck/pol/ threads, midoldfags are staying
LE DRUMPFFFFF XD has left the site.

That is what i was thinking, oldfag is a broad term.

PAYING FOR CUCKCHAN

out

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DING DONG BANNU RURU EREVEN I HAVE TINY PENISU

Also since you posted here you're a crossboarder, I'm telling the tranny.

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youtube.com/watch?v=EmMx3CGqGf0

I unironically would have my cock so fucking hard to fuck his ass and have my penis sucked, i would really fuck asian men butt and mouth if they show their true feminine behavior like him and aren't ugly enough to not make my penis hard, need to be femboys, but i prefer to fuck all women and i'm not gay so i don't like to suck or be fucked, i only want to fuck and be sucked.

I don't know if this is a ruse or he is asianmasculinity losers, but hell, i would unironically fuck him.

Again, it's not hapa meme bullshit who the losers of asianmasculinity invented as a shield strategy to feel better, are asian men who are insane, but this one is cute and good to be fucked and have a cock in his mouth, but it's the only video i viewed, i don't know if he is being ironic, but i would unironically fuck him.

Asian men are really into this fetish of being fucked.

youtube.com/channel/UCNEo4Lb14UTkcqBZ9nKwyTg/videos

If you don't know asianmasculinity

archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/124349953/

archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/124934622/

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Pig merchant wins again

Holy fuck OP, how fucking new are you?
At leaet learn how to mobilepost you faggot.


>>>Holla Forums

Why do people preface with that
It pretty much guarantees they're getting the boot

He's just trying to rile people up by making it seem halfchan refugees are already there and vocal about their crossposting.

One one had you are right.
On the other: we do have genuine crossposters.

Good luck hotpocket.

Why is this even on Holla Forums? It's a Holla Forums teir post.

Because Holla Forums is Holla Forums and Holla Forums fused together now.

This just happens during cuckchan rapefuge threads during the summer.
Just goto the regular bunkers and everything should be fine.

They are though, just not from the inevitable tsunami of newfags that 4scam is going to send over.

fucking kill yourself faggot

Thanks based mods for deleting this faggot's post

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I guess it's back to fullchan.

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This is rather scary.

Since they are fleeing from 4cuck gold at least >>>/premium/ is safe.

So it's just a bug right? They wont make all of cuckchan move here RIGHT?

It's fixed, no worries lads

It apparently was just a bug in the captcha, it's fixed now.

I really don't get how you would fuck up Google captcha when it still works perfectly fine on other sites, it's probably Hiroshima playing dumb as always like when he wanted to remove Yotsuba and replace her with ads on the 404 page.

I guess one good thing out of this is that VIP fags will be even more hated than they were before.

Quads of truth.

(Checked)

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No! This can't be happening!

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hi guys i came here because i can't afford to post on 4chan anymore, where are the trap and fur general threads?

Like anyone will fucking remember that this happened in a week. People with pass will keep pretending that they're superior because they're paying to use a mongolian cavepainting forum and the rest will be a different shade of garbage. All that happened is that stupid people gave Hiroshima money. He'll probably "accidentally" fuck up the captcha again in a month or so.

You cannot be amoral. To take any stance besides nihilism is to have an investment of a moral stature in something. Even egoism is a moralism if you're a fucking libertardian.

I meant to say though that it's different with online because this is the exchange of ideas and I prefer to do that through shitposting.

They are mostly on >>>Holla Forums friend.

This would also be a good opportunity to tell everyone what the fuck Jannynwas thinking whent they banned Gamergate and produce evidence of that. They did so because antigamergate faggots abused the report system which has overwhelmed the it. Since Gamergate was seen as general that shouldn't be there, the decision was practically a nobrainer for moot.


4/a/'s story is quiete different. They lost they moderator and Troid the cuck took over and twarted any attempt at selfmoderation.


>>>Holla Forums really loves them. I have noticed a thread from there on the front page. If this wasn't a ebin troll, the animal dildo ad from yesterday made them extremely horny for more.

Just post on here. one of the mods is a gay furry and the BO of the board won't delete your thread out of fear of being hated

too late, I already made it on leftypol

make one here, heck make several Holla Forums is filled with furfaggotry and gay shit

They also have porn threads because nothing says revolution like collectively jerking off with each other. At one point they had three different porn threads up at the same time because it helps them keep users from leaving.

you speak the truth but i wish you would not

Reported for shitposting.

No, not really. Half/v/ used to be actually full of furries.

well, theyll still pop up if they see an invitation but i havent seen them actually derail anything apart from a few shitters trying to incite drama with /monster/

unlike Holla Forums who always has to announce their presence and cant "do as the romans do" despite practically worshipping that culture and supposedly having a fondness for nationalism.

stop posting commie

Really makes you think.

Nigger you can't go into threads related to shit like digimon without them spamming their gay shit.


Truth hurts. remember mark and the mods are inconsistent as fuck in their moderation and as of late the shilling of furshit on this board has ramped up because shit boards like /furry/ are in their death throes.

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And they react so well to it.

ID's were for the 4/pol/ raid, you are all retarded redditors for keeping them long after they were useful

How hard is this to understand? DO you want to be lumped in with a group known for being autistic and bringing their fetish into the real world and having conventions over it?

Then again I'm not surprised since this board is filled with actual furshit that gets it's panties in a knot when they see an anime girl with cat ears

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so bananamus XDD

Well you can feel free to go back if something as simple as a thread-exclusive tag bothers you that much

It's not but that's not what I said either, /monster/fag aren't the same deal as furfags, doesn't mean they're not terrible in their own ways or a group I want to get lumped with either despite enjoying MGs in general.
Haven't even been there in a while so it might have gotten better than what it was when I last checked, but the whole MGI drama shit kept me from bothering checking that out for myself

/bane/ was up first iirc, just not listed.

but then who was in the wreckage?

/television/
No seriously they were a top 25 board before the crash and should have been one of the earlier ones to be restored. Now they struggle to reach the top 50

Look, if you're going to fucking lie. Don't lie about something that someone can prove you wrong with.
Fucking moron making me go to fuck 4/b/ of all places. I fucking hate you.

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Well that was fucking fast

I-ignore that sage

Too late, your ass is mine!

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shut the fuck up you don't even know how to spell tier

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>implying that banterfest wasn't extremely fun

Memes are serious business so don't joke about that user.

this thread gave me more cancer than first contact with ASSFAGGOTS

I mean this is some Holla Forums tier cross site drama
a mildly humorous thread was kicked off the catalog for this trashy shit
there is nothing entertaining

but where are the video games?

pushing Holla Forumss buttons is always entertaining

>>>Holla Forums

it's cleared up

It was fun shitting on /monster/ and calling them out. Too bad that board is a literal hugbox that will ban you for saying mean things about them.

Hello commie

Hello butthurt /monster/fag

Generally speaking, >>>Holla Forums has commie trap generals. You should really consider going there, it will be like you never left 4chan.
By the way, you should really consider telling them you came from 4chan, they really like new recruits.

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the autistic BO of Holla Forums alternative >>>/games/ is a /monster/ fag

I know most posters on /monster/ are autistic as fuck but this is just ridiculous.

I'm not
We need to convice half-fags the real Holla Forums url is .pl

He's right though
t. /polk/fag

I can't comprehend this. They are acting superior because they are being scammed. It doesn't make fucking sense.

Why would you promote /polk/? We don't need more peopleā€¦

Any visible rise in retards posting?

Are you even reading the thread?

People get the address from wikipedia so good luck changing that