Keep your thread alive, yeah

keep your thread alive, yeah

keep your thread alive

ooh, it'll take you all your time and money

honey you'll survive

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For the most part he only interacts with Last Order, the young looking one.

i think a buddha who haunts is an evil buddha though


fam?
youre bloodchan right?
im 99% sure you are

...

Sorting my old boxes that I don't know what's in brings a lot of odd things up.

Like 200 color pencils.

Hey, Kaybe.

~railgun~

what a lewd pedo :3


~

maybe he just wants a belly rub

heya kaybe.

That is Flan.

What brand? And hey.


Hi sandcake

Crayola.

curious.

yeah of course but i think flan is bloodchan


i might go try and rub that belly

I don't think he's attracted to her at all. Or anyone else. He's seriously emotionally stunted.

I don't like their packaging that well, but I'm sure they work fine.


No, he said they're Crayola, not Curious.

ah. my mistake.

Damn, oh well. It was worth asking.

They do. They are all over though.

is cute.
Why clone misaka though? is she the only other strongest person?

...

you dont even draw why do you have them

...

...

I used them for other things.
Want all my art shit?

Are we talking emotional stunts like Evel Knievel?


Of course it's yours. You've long since trademarked making mistakes.


Are they all from one big set, or just a bunch of repeats of colors?

...

...

I'd say they're cheaper than dildos, but they're really not. Art supplies be expensive.

Big set.

well at least I've got that going for me.
surprised I didn't mess it up.

no

not fucking crayola

You should get one of those handy colored pencil racks. My friend picked one up at a garage sale from a girl who used to own an art store.

Misaka's power is controlling electricity, so making a clone army of her allowed them to make the whole hivemind, which was integral to the plan. She's also the third strongest in Academy City, but the clones were severely reduced in power, and even the original Misaka couldn't hurt Accelerator even if he was actually asleep.

youtube.com/watch?v=ucGoLG_b1Xg

Gay. I'm cleaning my shit up so I can make my room look nice.


Eh, kind of want to just get rid of them.

I mean, it's like 30 bucks for 200 cheap colored pencils. You can get a cheap dildo for like ten bucks. I assume.

hay kaybe

cool im drawing still

i assumed we were talking about dragon dildos

Don't just throw them away. Do all of the fun things that you've always wanted to do with a bunch of colored pencils but that you never did because you cared about them.

lul

alright. Want to hang later?


I'm not putting them up my ass.

No way dude, dragon dildos are to Prismacolor what cheap dildos are to Crayola.


Hey Boob ear

im actually going to bed now i think

Later.

goodnight moogs.

You should fill every hole in your house with colored pencils. Have a toothbrush holder? Now it's a colored pencil holder. You have a big empty basin behind your toilet, lift the lid and store some colored pencils there for easy accessibility while on the crapper. Silverware drawer? More like silverware and colored pencil drawer, am I right?


Bye shoegen

hey dude
what you up to?

I like it when you say things like that first reply.

See ya.

Oh god.
That's a lot of holes to fill.

You must love infomercials. I know I do.


You were born to fill holes, Kyle. You're nature's spackle.

Hey there cuppers, what are you up to?

The guy had it coming.

meant for

I'll spackle you.

I actually used to watch them back when I was a kid if I was sick and up really late. back when tv stations would run them super early in the morning.

watching an anime at the moment. how about yourself?

That's why the Punisher is the best.

Just got back from rowing stuff. Drinking a chocolate soda. Much better than this morning when I realized I hadn't slept any and wanted my life to be over. You?


I'll warn you, I'm more of an eggshell, so if you spackle too large of an area, you'll need to repaint.


Same here pretty much. They were on sometime after The Price is Right.

chocolate soda sounds gross fam

i just got done fapping to my holy grail of trap porn i found last night

playing some OW now

I'll paint over you with cream.

Link the holy grail?

I might play some RimWorld because AM gave me a key.


Bleh, cream walls with an orange carpet? I don't think anybody will go for that.

Well he's one of the best.


Watching some youtube, and getting ready to go out.
Meeting up with some friends for food, and probably some shopping.

i just pirate rimworld dude
it was like 200 mb

its not really your taste i think
but ill link it sure

i like it for sure
xhamster.com/movies/5848450/femboy_x_transgirl_dom_and_sub.html

We should tear them up.
I have been licking them for hours and don't feel like a lesbian yet.

Wish Batman or Superman went Punisher for like, an hour.

sounds like an action packed day.

I'm so sorry.

didn't batman have a really dark phase for a while in the comics?

Kinda wanna be raped by Aqua.

Non canon or an alternate timeline. Only one I recall killing and shooting people was Thomas Wayne being Batman when Bruce died, and his mom becoming the Joker.

so as it turns out the ctr polls were probably most likely rigged for hillary

constitution.com/trump-leading-67-hillarys-19-national-poll-50000-voters/


feelsgoodman

Are you a Trumpet

You're right, not really my taste. Devnull loves Xhamster though, so I'll probably shitpost it at him a few times.


You have to remember that on top of licking dirty carpet, lesbians also "scissor." So maybe you could raid a kindergarten supply cabinet and fill yourself up, then lick their throw rug. That might do it. The real lesbo experience.

gonna have to stop you right there

you keep in touch with that nig? i barely remember him
tell him boo said hi

Injustice, fam.

i think this site is satirical

Obviously Injustice is a bit more than an hour, though.

huh. yeah I don't know much about the comics, that was just something I had heard about.

I will have to try.

But it says CONSTITUTION.com

It must be written by the FOUNDERS of AMERICA

USA USA USA

OBAMA == ISIS

constitution.com/barack-obama-founder-isis-fact-not-opinion/

I gave up caring about elections honestly.
Hillary and Trump are both awful.

But then he became some sort of dictator. Don't care for that, he just needs to fly around and literally kill every supervillain and bam, job done.

i would be worried about you if you liked either of them

I mean, it probably did. With so many writers and different people using the character, they'll all have different personalities.

Yeah. I love Dev. He is my tiny little Floridian rock. Sure.


Well, I mean, you don't have to. But it is the ethical thing to do.

yeah, pretty much. part of the reason I haven't bothered to get into the comics.

It shows how far down the pipes people will go.


Is it?

Hm hm.

There are plenty of times where they do go full punisher for a bit, normally ends in a totalitarian regime.


I'm gonna be super pooped after everything.
Gonna be bitching about it to you all night!

I don't know man, these last couple of weeks Donald has been on rapid fire with the PR disasters.


Ethics are subjective. It just so happens that my subjective ethics are objectively right. So yes, it is.

Kaybe you're fucking weird man

It's unfortunate, to be sure.

If I don't look at the dog penis, some poor kid in a Chinese sweat shop is going to have to pick up my slack. Is that what you want?

How so?

kinda weird how everyone in florida is extraordinarily gay

I don't want to see it at all.

and now it is me I feel sorry for. what a world this is.

To which part?


Well, some of them are gay. The rest of them are dying of "old age" (the guise they use to cover up the fact of a gay miasma in Florida).

It's future Cupcakes problem.

Trump.

discuss

yeah i forgot florida is entirely gays and old people, not just gays

also yeah trump is the patrician choice for president


nope

Well that wouldn't be an interesting read. Just Superman winning. Injustice is good because being a serial killer in the name of justice sort of leads into the whole "I always know what's best" mentality.

Hot pink is an awful color.

Also you should blank out names.

These are people of moral absolutes.
Very few of them are able to bounce back and forth between killing and not killing, and that is simply because of how powerful these characters are.
Batman effectively becomes God at one point, Superman is always God, and everyone else is broken in their own special ways. Like if they start to make decisions of who lives and dies it reach Hitler levels super quick.


I mean, you're a friend, and I vent to friends about being tired.
Sorry.

this is an excellent point.

my comment was not a serious one. I'm more than happy to listen to you vent.

don't tell me what to do you shit

I'd close my eyes for you, but then I wouldn't be able to reply.


Oh, haha, he had the Khan family thing very recently where he got into an argument with the family who had their gold starred son die in service. He had the bit where he said that Obama founded Isis, and when given an out, he doubled down on it, then he said he was being sarcastic, "but not that sarcastic." He mentioned that after Hillary appointed her supreme court judges that nobody could stop her from banning guns, except for second amendment people, which I thought was sensationalized when I read it, but the video is much worse than the quote. And this is just in the last little bit. His polls are not doing well.

The logical thing isn't usually the most beneficial story-wise


More or less the reason for Batmans contingency plans.

youre a proton

I try.

Meow.

How is the 3rd party doing?

you're a muon, one of the more exotic leptons

I do love watching the election unfold, but I'm a total democuck so I'm voting Shillary for sure.


I mean, they're both a joke. Jill Stein is as weak a candidate as ever, and the libertarians I don't follow, but I don't care about them really.

Can we just get a do over?

jesus christ
well i guess everyone has flaws lmao

proton a BASIC AF quark

step it up

i calledyou fat aren't you going to[ punch me

BRB Gotta get going.


Thank you, love.
What anime are you watching?


They aren't full proof though, and it's only a matter of time before these gods start fighting one another.
Ta-da you have injustice or flashpoint or that story from the DCAU, ect.
No winning.

No thanks, if there's a do-over the Republicans might have a mildly electable candidate.


I am a product of my cuckvironment. You'd better get used to it, moving to Colorado, you know.

Hm.

I guess we'll have to hope like hell these next 4 years.

danganronpa 3. finishing off the story from the first two games, but there is no game for this one, they are doing an anime instead. it's pretty good so far, five episodes out.

see you later smiles. have a nice day.

how about we have no president for 4 years

i live in cali dude
im already used to it lmao

well if i only wanted to have smart friends then i wouldnt have any friends anyway

In a world where you're just undeniably the most powerful superhuman imaginable what would you do with that power?

Later.

Be bored, probably.

...

this would be better than the two options we currently have by far.

less than 3

Cup. Want to get the gang for OW or something?

we need some time to be single and find ourselves

i totally didnt steal this joke from a tumblr meme


whats up stud

I don't think things are really going to be very different if Hillary wins. She's pretty similar to Obama in policy and is a standard politician.


I mean, a woman president is basically the same thing as that, no?


Why would I ever let smart people get in the way of my blind party allegiance? I'm not a moron.

You wouldn't try to change society or even your own station in life with it?

maybe it would be comfy

pretty funny either way.

dunno. feeling kinda tired. can we just do quickplay?

playing some overwatch big guy
just got done fapping a bit ago
what you doing?


oh i think youre being sarcastic
i dont think youre dumb enough to actually vote for hillary lmao

protip

a muon is a charged lepton, very similar to an electron, however it is very unstable, with a half-life in the microseconds, and a mass much larger than an electron: similar to that of a proton. so i called you fat AND nearly dead lel

Would be a pain in the ass.

If you want to sleep you're free to.
I would be ok with QP.

oops


for

Veto and chill?


I am being sarcastic, but I am actually voting Hillary. Wisconsin is a battleground state and I do not like Trump.

Hm.

wow thanks for your permission to sleep your highness. let's play.

...

listening to the beach boys tbh
dude my fucking dad walked in on me with my pants down earlier
in 7 years of masturbation i have never had this happen to me because i usually bring my A-game
but he gave me NO REACTION TIME this time


4 years of chillin in Cedar Rapids sounds pretty good

Think of what's his name from One Punch Man.

Saitama? I feel like I'd enjoy being overwhelmingly powerful. A challenging fight sounds like the real hassle.

Later.

Test, get in call.
We're playing.

...

man
god gives me all the shittiest friends

Oh God, this is so much worse now that you're older too. What was his reaction?

That's why I dumped God and started praying to the Clinton family.

he proceeded to ask the question he came in to ask me but he absolutely realized he made a mistake

and i didn't have enough time to pull up all the way so I'm holding my waistband very obviously with a look on my face that just says "hey thanks a lot douchebag, what did i tell you about doing that"

and then he left and i guess it's over now

hillary clinton has early onset dementia btw.

her medical records leaked, and since people have come forward and said she's been having seizures.

That's been the big meme on The Donald lately, but I have my doubts personally.

Cameron for Prez

I bet he was trying to catch you. He's been trying for years. He was probably barely able to contain himself while speaking with you.

i'd be damned if he even knew i masturbated
i'm REALLY goddamn stealthy

jesus christ dude
i think i mightve been walked in on ONCE
but luckily it was straight shit
lmao

The hand on the waistband and the flush face is a smoking gun. He knows, dude. He's always known.

my perfect track record RUINED

if he saw my screen he would've had me crucified

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oh no, he knew this time. i didn't bother trying.

Show pictures of awful porn that your dad walked in on you masturbating to.

I refuse

At least he didn't acknowledge it like a weirdo. God what a nightmare that would be. You'd have a Terrance level breach on your hands.

I'd kill myself

Just what I expected from a SHITTY BORING LOSER

Honestly that would be the only rational response to something like that. There's no going back after that box has been opened.

Was it disgusting 3dpd male-female intercourse

that household is forever changed


WORSE

:stopgaydogporn:

HOLDING HANDS

Good morning everyone

Explain yourself

...

Goodnight.

Night Goggles

Good night Goggles

Oyasumi

YOU'RE A CONTENT THIEF IKT
A THIEEEEEEFFFFF

???????????????????????????

...

What's that about?

any1 wanna play a game
im super bored


ROFL
what were you jacking off to?

It was posted like half a day before you made you posted the exact same things here!

Were you joining for OW?
We might change to Dont Starve soon though.

What game?

goodnight goggles

I didn't post something like that tho

lascivious homosexual activities

i dunno
im down for anything

my buddies wanted to EDF but i might be down for something else

I don't have Don't Starve.
Buy it for me dad

Some other dutch poster then.
I'm going to go back and look

oh i didnt know you were gay
you seemed like one of those grim-tier closet posters

but brah i found like the holy grail of trap porn last night. at least for me

Play skullgirls

Nah

Eisen is mad gay

do u have it?
lets play sum rounds dude
i solo cerebella lmao

i can play it off well but i'm bi i GUESS

but tbh I think traps are disgusting

ah you do? thats a shame dog
the shit was lit

speaking of lit i just remembered what you looked like
holy shit that tinychat was fun

I do have it but don't play games
I was just curious as to your intentions I'm exceedingly bored.

Geez you

SIGH.........
im extremely bored too fam
who are you anyway

i cant get into anything that isn't clearly one gender or the other, it just bugs me

let's do it again soon
when i get into my dorm i'm gonna have the place to myself all semester long so I'll be down whenever

if youre implying we're gonna do lewd things the answer is yes
yo you wanna play a game?

i wasn't even considering that until now but yeah

i don't have a good enough pc to play games, wish i could though. i'm gonna build something eventually

David

Maybe if you didn't spend all of your money on gay cam sites.

David, you got Dont Starve?

Oh hey David.

i think thats why we never bonded david
we could never play games
its driven a hole in our relationship


well hurry up and build something so we can play sum EDF my boy

we'll have a ton of fun

i spend YOUR money on gay cam sites

i'm like $200 away from a sick budget gaming PC that'll smoke GTAV, which is all i really intend to play anyway

what's EDF

I prefer to refer to it as our money. Our money that I earn but am not allowed to spend.

It's Dynasty Warriors mixed with Starship Troopers.

maybe you wouldn't be so sour about it if you joined me

You and I both know that my sourpuss levels are undiminishable.

my grandma is making me eggs
who hype?


brah i never heard of a 200$ gaming pc
i think thats way too cheap

the least youll be able to do is run a steady webcam that we'll be able to jerk off on skype with or whatever

that's not true and you know it

i dont mean jerking off WITH a webcam
that doesnt seem very enjoyable

Eh, I only like egg whites. And even then not on their own.


200 away he said.

no i meant I need $200 more, I'm probably gonna spend like 800-900 on the PC and i want some extra money to upgrade some dated peripherals

i have a cam on my laptop though, you saw me use it

There's a big difference between what I know and what I will admit.

yeah yeah the quality was p good too
oh thats reasonable
if it doesnt include the monitor of course

actually cheap 1080p monitors are like what, 125-175? not that bad


i love eggs dude
shes making me toast too

my fucking favorite

and that's the most adorable part about you


windows is fucking $100, can't believe it
i might just get my parents to buy it for me

or pirate it because microsoft is a scumfuck company nowadays

my friend has a brand new monitor he wants to sell me on the cheap so i should be good

I always liked the Trans-am one.

i actually never went through buying an OS
my parents always had it for me

ive heard pirating it works well? but im not sure, could come with a lot of bugs

oh if you got the hookup then thats a reasonable budget for sure

what games do you plan to buy?

i've always bought prebuilt stuff with the OS already installed

my friends always pirate windows and apparently it works fine. i usually don't trust shit like that but at this point i'd rather risk it

not a lot of games i want though, just casual sandbox shit like GTA that'll keep me occupied for a couple hours at a time. maybe overwatch

yeah get OW its really fun
look into EDF too dude id totally do a campaign with you

its like one of the funnest games ive played

for sure man
i should have enough money in no time, i was thinking i could start building it over christmas break or maybe even thanksgiving break if i figure out what i want by then

are you still in your senior year or something? you seemed older than me

building a pc is definitely overhyped for being complicated

you know those child toys where you fit the squares into the square holes? its basically just that

lirik has 50k viewers for some reason
hes not even doing anything special just regular games

...

nah dude, i'm about to be a sophomore in college, we're the same age

yeah i expect it to be pretty easy

im actually 18
i just graduated from HS a month ago

oh shit
i'm gonna be 19 next month

i thought you were older than me on tinychat though

Eisen, give love.
Also come hang. Dallas and Chap are suppose to be around this week.

to be fair though it's not hard to look older than me cus I'm an eternal shota

muh dick
do i seem older than 18


whats the point of this

Of what?

if you didnt live in bumfuck egypt


i mean not really but I'm not used to being the same age or older than anyone here

also most people in the 18-25 range look exactly the same

I WILL JUST COME PICK YOU UP

whatever dude


yeah thats true
i wonder if thats kind of a humans peak
it feels like it is

I try I try but now I feel sleepi

You are taking this breakup quite poorly.

yeah but like trying to segregate me from everybody?
whats the point of that lol
i didnt leave the discord because of you...

just so rude man

a lot of people say it is, i believe them

Eisen lives like 3 hours from me and some other fur fags are coming to the area as well. This has literally nothing to do with you.

The irony is you acted like a cunt even though I was legit worried something might have happened to you and wanted you to come back to the group because it was a lot of fun to hang out with you. I even ground DS3 offline to surprise you with a ton of leveled gear. But hey man, you wanted to burn that bridge for no reason.

...

i'll come if boo comes

...

this guy

Lewd

Shhh...

He and I are having a lovers spat.

i just want a cute boy to lay on the couch with, can you blame me

pretty sick phara plays though.

Phara ain't shit but a hoe and trick.

we arent evolutionarily made to live like anymore than 40
its kind of crazy how much technology increased our lifespan


alright
i literally didnt do anything to you
and i dont plan on insulting you

and nothing interesting ever happens after 40 anyway

God I just wanna be a cyborg already.

Don't tell me all that "passive aggressive" name calling was just a drunken stupor. You treated me like shit for the last week. That legit hurt dude. I honestly thought you and I were tight. You apparently also insulted me constantly in the TC.

So if there's something you want to talk about to clear this up I'd love to hear.

just plug me into the internet and let the nude butt jpgs coarse through my veins

i want to ride the lightning

This hedonism is the future we'll choose. We all know it deep down.

seems like I'm always getting a lot of the work you slackers won't do though. remember that game where I had 80% kill participation? out of SIX people ONE had 80% of the kills.

...

why not become a 2d loli

I'm just so busy looking at the characters asses to focus.

uh
ok
sorry


mada mada
i cant wait for my 8 inch robot magnum dong


i dont really plan to live after 60
just to watch my body slowly die, sounds terrible you know?
unless technology improves so much that you can still be active

...

I know you're making a joke here but this legit would not surprise me in the slightest if it were true.

Soon, brother. Soon.

That's not what kill participation means.

Are you trolling

So legit, why have you been dumping on me the past week? Do you even want to be friends or what? I'm getting a lot of mixed signals from you.


Kind of kind of of not.

not soon enough, emily.

slightly. looks like you got triggered.

still it's impressive as fuck and you know it. the other team even mentioned that the phara carried the whole game, which while I don't agree with it completely, I certainly did have an outstanding game that time.

I like looking at some of them too.

if they can't plug me into the world meme database to let me live my second life they should just kill me after 40

Torbs belly is almost as orgasmic as Roadhogs.

your belly thing is weird.

But lord if it ain't great.

holy shit this mission is literally impossibru


d-dad... is this true?


ive had 0 intentions of 'dumping on you'

whatever floats your boat. my biggest vanilla thing is butts, specifically bent over ones so you can see them dangly bits from behind.

...

So why did you for the last week?
I'm not the only person who saw it this way. And multiple people have mentioned your behavior to you as well.

Buts are like 2 small bellies.

whats a meme?

...

you know those people who believe they become a planet when they die

kind of like that

stop this at once.

*Smug laughter*

I'm honestly not entirely convinced you know what a meme is, actually.

praise me you fuck.

UGH

n-no i dont know those people
is that a thing?
is it true?


why'd i do what?
i dont know what youre accusing me of
feeling like this is just Holla Forums drama since it makes 0 sense to me

:^)

mormons

there's only one way to find out my dude

it genuinely doesnt matter to me what your opinion on that is

no.

but honestly the real thing is about as crazy so, whatever.

the feeling is very mutual my friend.

You basically lambasted me and took pot shots in thread, would actively say you wanted me to leave, shit talked me in TC, made everything I said out as me being passive aggressive.

Either you really were drunk for a week, or you're an idiot.

yeah whatever it is it's retarded

And the sad part is I'm pretty sure it is because I wouldn't give you nudes because I know you and Grim had a history of trading them around.

let's not rule out the possibility of it being both just yet.

seems a bit hostile, but I don't really care.

do mormons really believe that?
thats so fucking trippy man


then quit replying to me so much so i dont have to talk to you
jeez


youre being crazy passive aggressive right now
i just want you to stop being rude
it doesnt matter to me whether you wanna believe im evil or want your nudes or whatever
just dont be like that

...

...

what is the actual belief though


well apparently i was off base
but i'm sure someone believes it anyway

Yet you were the one who was being a dick at the start. I hope you see the irony.

...

but I usually enjoy our interactions, even now.

I never went to bed. squash made me play overwatch right when I was going to go.

that you become a god and get your own universe to run. honestly a pretty cool idea, hope it's true. not that I'll get a universe, on account of all the dick sucking.

i mean theres 6 billion people out there right? one of them HAS to believe it


no i literally dont
this conversation is just depressing me
idk what you want me to say

youve just consistently annoyed the hell out of me ever since i met you honestly

Even Kaybe said how you were being a cock about it.

Were you supposed to go? I ended up staying awake a bit longer to deal with some stuff.

this doesn't surprise me.

Maybe take some accountability for how you treat people who were nice to you even after you treated them like ass for the better part of 2 years.

that actually sounds much cooler than the version of it that i heard

and yeah i'm definitely out of the running for that


at least a few dozen thousand honestly

yeah but you got some sleep eventually I'm sure. I still haven't, and I have to make sure to stay awake for like 6 more hours at least so I'm not dying at work tomorrow.

we'll just have to meet up in hell and talk about how we didn't want our own crummy universe anyway.

dude, wanna carpool to hell?

The fuck is this?

hell yeah man. we can listen to highway to hell. and talk about the hell's angels. it'll be a hell of a time.

Are the Hell's Angels still as big as they use to be?

no idea. I just needed more things with "hell" in it.

but youve just been a passive aggressive dick to me ever since i left the discord
this is literally all on you lol

im not gonna apologize if you cant handle my drunk rambling
i just want you to stop what youre doing because i have literally 0 beef with you


nahhh
i dont believe that

youtube.com/watch?v=ZBsN-stex9o

most interesting.

Ah.


Dude, the only thing I said after you left before you called me a passive aggressive bitch was that you were acting mean out of nowhere to some people and if you were ok.

And any apology you gave wouldn't be wanted. I doubt it would be genuine because you're such an egotist that you would rather act like you didn't do anything than take an ego hit.

and we can listen to our heavy metal vinyls backwards and do DRUGS


come on
SIX
BILLION

aight dude
idk what to tell you
just do whatever

Okay, I had my sleep. Your turn now.

I dunno man, if we do that shit on the way to hell we might end up going to SUPER hell.

NANA

can't. gotta stay up until a few hours past when I'd be getting home from work.

I don't know what I want from you.
I'm upset because I liked hanging with you, but you treated me like shit for no reason.

they better not be sending us there unless they're about to cancel my reservation for normal hell

which i booked many many years in advance

Oh, didn't know you worked weekends.

you think they care? it's hell, man. who are you going to complain to, the devil?

yeah theres literally no way youre gonna believe anything else but that so
sureeeeee
you win the argument dude, grats

I don't. but if I go to sleep at this time I'll sleep all day and be up all night and horribly tired at work tomorrow.

You're a shallow little creep.

creep is a good song

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you saw the show, you know my relationship with the devil

a deal's a deal even with a dirty dealer.

Did you even care about being friends?

even a dirty dealer cares about their yelp rating

i literally bought you a game for us to play

don't let memes ruin your friendships

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yeah but I don't yelp was around when they wrote the devil's hands make idle playthings. and even if it was it wouldn't have flowed as well.

man that episode is so fucking good.

Then what was it I said that you thought was passive aggressive. Any time anyone asks you all you do is say same. I even apologized twice and you still acted like a dick. I was at work reading threads only to see you being a cunt.

I am sure you will manage.

maybe if the episode was written during the comedy central pandering-to-pop-culture-references-even-though-this-takes-place-literally-1000-years-later era

what a great potential series closer though, i agree

ok?
i dont know what else to do here besides just let you vent at me so im just gonna go i guess

Just go. I'll talk to you when I've calmed down.

somehow. but I really need you to understand how brave I'm being right now.

it's my favorite episode for sure. they really did a lot more pop culture stuff in the rebooted episodes, but I think for the most part they did a good job. and while not quite as good as the original seasons the new stuff is really rather nice.
some episodes are downright fantastic.

Actually I'll go.
Talk to Eisen.

It would be crass of me to make you go on my accord.

my face when fry references pop culture that he literally wasn't around to experience

yeah i don't have a huge problem with them
The Late Philip J Fry is probably my favorite later episode

I also really really liked the series end episode. felt so good.

it was really sweet
i would like for it to remain the final episode

Awful lot of Dick-Sucking going on around here

want in?

So that fucking tornado is on pause I guess.

What do with the rubble?

agreed. I am really glad they did reboot and add more episodes, and I will be even more glad if they leave it be now.

You are a regular George Costanza.

Make a penis-shaped memorial to those who have fallen

You're too young for my tastes.

oh yeah? well the jerk store called, and they're running out of YOU

yan am i too young for you

Oh, yeah? Well... I had sex with your wife.

they say they have "more stories" to tell but i don't think they will be good ones


do you like old men or something

I don't know, because I don't know your age Ioco, because you don't want to talk to me because I am a retard.

rip a beautiful friendship between two homos

thank goodness. she was bitching non stop about how I won't do it. not my fault she has a disgusting vagina.

i'm 16

yeah. if they did any more it would be a blatant cash grab.

No, just people 22-27.

i always come up short it seems

That fucking feel

Oh.

Well on a completely unrelated note, I have to go delete a few pictures and clean my HDD.

This took a strange turn.

just get in there and fuck my wife while I watch already. you know it's the only way I can still get off.

I bet you aren't very tall either, so it's funny in that way too.

yeah mane

suddenly i'm incredibly turned off

Shortness confirmed

not that it was much of a secret

maybe here

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I'm really glad I'm the perfect height of 6" exactly.

5 foot

Is she sponge-worthy?

yeah well my internet boyfriend is 7' and he'll kick your ASS

tokai only reaches 6ft in heels

I really don't know. I mean, you have SO many...but if I really had to be honest here I'd say no, not even a little.

asdfgsfds

I'll punch your imaginary boyfriend the fuck out m8 I'm a boxer.
And then I'll cuck him just to spite both of you.

Ioco how tall are you

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I guess the laundry discount must be worth the marriage.

oh

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I'll laundry your discount

175cm?

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You are really tired, huh?

maybe a little more

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lmao

Get your weird foot fetish out of here Darwin

boo how tall are you

im six foot one and tons of fun

our size difference is scary and also adorable

I don't even like heels, I love what the amsterdam hipsters are doing lately.
those cheap bright coloured ones.

How tall are you?

Hmm? Picas.

one entire foot shorter than you

i'm ready for the heat

LMAO holy shit
youre a cuteboy so its okay

i guess that means im the top

not like this brand cause they suck but the colours and design are like it.

like i said

E T E R N A L S H O T A

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i am so sorry dude lmao
genetics kinda forced you to be gay huh

is that how it works?

well yeah kind of doesnt it
when you end up 5'1 it makes you kind of exclusively a gay bottom right? or massively in the closet?

im not even trying to be offensive
i think your height is perfect

i get that a lot

amy poehler's 5'3 and she's neat as fuck

Yeah it must be really interesting being Tina Fey's much less funny sidekick.

eh

you BET

okay, how about prince, he was 5'2

paul simon is 5'3

Morning

5'5" qt grill here

I bet you like the humiliation

So?

genghis khan was 5'0 and he kicked literally everyone's ass


lmao

People were much shorter on average back then anyways.
Doesn't count.

The Roman's were all mallets by today's standards

don't worry it's just us randstad being weird, it's fine to wear klompen.

I'M NOT LISTENING LALALALALALALALALALALALALA

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dont worry
you could be a great conqueror at your height 300 years ago

even yours, test

i'll conquer you

oh man re:suffering 20 amazing


Een harde G is nooit oké.

eisen jump on test's shoulders

form megalet

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hoe durf je.

this fucking sucks though, this is way too hipster.

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But Ioco you're not even that tall.

i'm 5'8 or someting

i could use test as a footstool

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but i thought we agreed that im the top here senpai

how does it feel being shorter than even most women?

JUST GIMME A SHOT, COACH

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skinny jeans
thin long sleeved shirt
useless scarf

do it

I could rest my chin on the top of your head Ioco.

hi boo

hows you

that's so cute

you won't be able to after i tie eisen and test to my boots and stomp around

I have the skinny jeans, and the way too long shirt that's pretty much a dress but it's fashion so it's totally okay.
but no scarf, that's palestine shit.

I'll just stand on my tip-toes to make up for your gained inches.

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