Cool thread for cool kids

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Das me

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just gonna draw

u

post drawings

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No, I fabricated it. I had no idea you were partial to them.

hey dad

I had a hunch that might be the case, so I felt that I should ask in a very neutral manner before making any statements on the matter.

Wow rude omfg

it is too large for this website. it would be obnoxious

I know. But I never get a chance to say it.

heya goggles.

It's not a fetish. I don't want to fuck maids.

When you say it like that, you might not!

Still doing army stuff?

*swoon*

hey

then send it on steam or something, im curious

Hello Cupcake. How are you feeling?

You said my preferences are bad but my tastes are eclectic.

What excuse do you need? He would use it for no discernible reason.

I do.

You cannot use that and expect me to assume you are referring to me given how liberally the term is thrown around.

you are my one and only

That's convenient.

Get a pillow top for your bed. 20 bucks, but it helps a lot. Hell, get 2 if you can.

Those masks seem awful. I'm sorry you have to use it. Mellitonin might help. You can get some gummies with it from Walmart in the pharma section. I have some crazy ass vivid dreams when I use it.

Heard that one before.

Is that why you are posting her now?

There's no need to be ashamed of your kinks.

Kind of want to head to bed again, but I need to visit some friends in a bit.

Good afternoon.

I got demobilized about five months ago.

This seemed like a good opportunity to me.

Homo

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my one and only dad

melatonin don't work for me, tried that back in high school
suppose it couldn't hurt to try again
i'll see if I can swing a pillow top for the time being
anything is better than this
look at this thing
it's turning back into just cloth and padding at this point
bonus points for the blood on my pillow

Never forget I have pictures of your feet and I may pleasure myself to them.

but I probably will.

I'm alright at the moment. how about yourself?

let's compromise and say it's just all bad.

you have slept enough

What do you mean?

So what do you do now?

YES I LIKE GUYS!

Hello Luke. How are you?

Hey SD, everything good with you?

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I crai ery tiem I think about young Nick getting the muzzle ;-;

I've never felt better, mate.

Only time will tell.

いいえ。

holy fucking shit guero

you can find a better mattress than that on the side of the road, not even joking just go looking for one

Tired. you?

Jesus. I want to start a kickstarter for you and get you a bed.

I did forget. Hopefully I forget again soon.

I know you can figure this out without me getting crass.

I will remind you whenever possible.

really? well that's good.

time is a valuable thing.

はい

Is Test a weeb?

My body thinks otherwise.

Play games, go to the gym, wait for news about schools I've applied to.
Not in high hopes about that though.

It's pretty alright, just very tired.
You?

Tired myself and busy too. I still have about 4-5 more hours before I can use sleep as an excuse to get to the next day.

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NO

NOT ANYMORE

watch it fly by as the pendulum swings.

I wish it were.

Yeah my night is still young and I have several things to do if I can bring myself around to do them.

いいえ、あなた。

oh my

I could do it anytime, but my mind is racing

what do?

stop

this song triggers me

I called someone on the internet a baka once.

So I guess the corruption has taken me.

No seriously, I've watched some anime, but I would never feel like I belong in some place like /a/.

dude the only mattresses that get dumped around here are fucking biohazards
i would rather sleep on this crusty old piece of shit than get scabies from the crackheads in newburgh

eh nah its my own fault i cant even afford a bed
i'd love a new one but i'd feel worse sleeping on one that I had to accept donations for than sleeping on the floor

Was more curious about the now part. If you look back on things I've talked about in the past, it seems consistent.

I was thinking of this too. let's not.

I see. Are you more or less physically exhausted now compared to how you used to be when you were in the army? Maybe you're not being active enough.

Just stay up and talk to someone until you get tired enough to pass out.

zozzle

Truly sader than when Simba's Dad died.

Moooving aroooound my epidermiiiiiiis~
These laceratioooons they wiiiiill not cloooooooot~

Watch it count down to the end of the day
The clock ticks life away
It's so unreal

you say you've never been better and that is somehow a bad thing?

細かいです。あなたが勝ちます。

watch it count down to the end of the day.

the clock ticks life away.

test, gimme your steam so i can bug you when I want to play vidya.

I didn't look out below. watch the time go right out the window. trying to hold on. I didn't even know. I wasted it all just to WATCH YOU GO

done now

Mercy.

The question stands, do the things matter at all?
I need to go visit a few friends in a few hours, and I'm afraid that if I'll take a nap I won't wake up in time.

Currently less, mostly because I haven't been to the gym this week because I broke my lower back earlier.

not quite as catchy

I remember when me and my friends were 12 and we unironically listened to that shit.

ｗｗｗｗ

i guess i could do that

i don't even remember that movie tbh i was a little babby

I couldn't find that one gif about sarcasm

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I'm offline half the time out of fear that Damami or Limes will start bugging me.

Justin was telling me earlier that he unironically likes Numb.

great stuff though.

I still enjoy their first two albums very much.

how dare you use sarcasm against me.

On the count of three, we both go to bed at the same time. Ready?

What the actual? Did you enter banes hideout?

haha no.

Damami doesn't really talk to people anymore anyhow.

I would not go that far. My Immortal was some great stuff, however. Not the song.

The things matter a lot unfortunately. I have already put it off for so long.

**Just hold your breath until you collapse* Don't tell anyone. It's an ancient secret technique.

To be honest I thought you were just playing along with it.

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Pls. I don't think I can make it any further.

this is gibberish to me luke i'm not hip like you

you should probably make a note of who I am when you accept my buddy request
i change my name too much

i messed up that spoiler tag

I still can't believe that is a real thing.

the song is pretty good too. so sad though ;_;

I'm not always on top of my game.

so smug today.

so go to bed.

Absolutely egregious.

I would never admit to liking any of their songs, it'd give me that feeling when you're embarrassed of your youth and want to die.

boards.4chan.org/s4s

I don't wanna go alone

I am not admitting that in public even if I happen to concur.

Die.

I had you added at one point. You're already nicknamed "gyro".

m4mmmmmm

You always have to remain on your toes and get ready to wax on and off.

did you delete me you shit

You're gross as heck.

would that actually work i wonder

cause i mean youd just pass out from lack of oxygen but when you fall you start breathing again

and if youre tired enough wouldnt you just stay asleep

inb4 try it

I don't delete anyone.

You must have deleted me and forgot.

I'll die when I'm done. There is still stuff I plan to do before I'm through.

Ha, I wish.
Just carried some stuff to friend's house in my backpack, and my back had just healed from earlier gym session.
It tends to happen a lot.

I assume it's something school related then, will it take a long time or?

I am not ashamed of any music I like. I like hybrid theory and meteroa a lot. they have tons of great tracks, and once you get past the exact stigma you are attributing to the music you realize how enjoyable it is.

you'll be fine.

you don't have to. I know you enjoy that album, I don't care if other people see you admit it.

I know I know, it's just so taxing to be so ironic and sarcastic all the time and pay attention for it from others.

Something to share?

*meteora

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Explain the joke.

Like what?

You know nothing of me.

the first time I ever had a penis in my mouth was because of craigslist.

craigslist is great it's where ive bought all of my vehicles

and you can get free shit!

Farewell, old friend...

OH YOU TOO?

I just know nothing in general.

ffs

right I forgot
I deleted everyone from here for like two days when I was trying to buckle down and actually do something with my life
that ended fast

sleep tight, gn.

yes indeed.

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I have no intentions of breaking that habit tonight.

You should take it easy and not break your back so much.

I'M BEING VAGUE, JEEZ!

shame

shame

their free shit is never good. what am i supposed to do with scrap metal

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So... nothing.

well done.

It's all rest. You shouldn't complain.

I can neither confirm nor deny that observation. I know it will take some amount of time that I'd rather not have to waste.

You need to train to reach operator levels then you will be slinging jokes and sarcasms all over the place.

I have been on the internet for several years.

m4m is the part of Craigslist where men seeking men go.

m4mmmmmmmm is a man seeking a lot of men.

Does that really count as smug?

You're so oblivious.

Thank you, I try.

Maybe I just want you to say it.

the suffering never ends

alright well time to sleep i guess

a little shame.

but I already do that. it's just picking up on them that I don't always do. so much work.

you know damn well you're smug as heck right now.

and you even succeed once in a while.

You've all used Craigslist for this shit, huh

Man oh man

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sleep tight luke

I jsut know the joke.
I use Growlr for sex.

Night.

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Maybe I will just to one-up you and it'll be embarrassing for everyone.

Every now and then.

I'm just enjoying my victories.

do this, mordin

in a very smug fashion.

It's longer than my ambition has lasted for many years
I'm working it up like an immunity to poison

I am calling your bluff.

Your senses will heighten. Reaction time slashed. Just imagine an exaggerated 5 gum advert.

Is this like a sex app for furries

No way.

See how you had nothing?

For bears.

Not really.

But it's so hard when it breaks so easily when trying to train it.

If it's something like filling in a few forms, that shouldn't take too long.

The ride never ends.

if anything I'm getting worse as time goes on because everything is just so draining.

disappointing

darwin likes me

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are you seriously trying to get another win right now?

That is photoshopped.

How little you must think of me...

That was genuinely not my intent.

If you shoot yourself with enough little bullets eventually even tanks can't kill you when you build up a bullet immunity.

Oof, 2013.

you and I both know it is not

well now I feel bad.

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Why do you torment me so?

Get something to support it then.

As you well should.

and let us not forget this gem, darwin.

I do, geez.

I even declared to you that I loved you multiple times, very earnestly and with a heavy heart at the injustice that was not being able to have you.

Because you were home.

well that's just plain not true.

Gross..
You need to chickity check yourself before you're kidnapped and tortured.

It's having to lookup various amounts of information for vague topics.

You just need to watch Matsuoka Shuzo's videos and never give up.

Some of these can be very entertaining.

Seems pretty legit. The smallest caliber I have ammo for right now is 7.62x54r so I'm gonna go try that right now

Oh shit I forgot about this.

I'm still pretty mad about it honestly, and I don't even cyber that much anymore.

You should give me head pats as apology.

Holy god.

I used to write a lot of those.

If you say so!

fiiiine.

I think I had one for mlpchan.

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if you ever did that it had to have been a joke. give me a break, darwin.

Didn't they remove it because retarded 13 year olds were being fooled out of their hard earned hats thinking that it was a valve employee talking in blue text?

that is precisely why, yes.

Oh, I still do.

~

One of my old military buddies that visits the gym told me to use one of those lifting belts, so I'll probably try one the next time.

Thanks.

That was painful to look at. Even when I liked mlp.

Well, doesn't sound too bad as long as you find some information.

you spoil me, you really do.

wow.

yeah yeah.

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

I am too gracious. That is my ONLY folly.

other than that you are pretty perfect though.

*canned laughter*

I really admire his efforts to inspire. Genuine words.

Faith? He ruined a genuine firearm. I can't even own guns and I still know how beautiful the Kar98s are.

JUST FUCK ALREADY

he couldn't get it up the last time we tried. I told him it was alright and that it was perfectly natural but...

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Still not as bad as scraping off paint from a genuine C96 with a file.

I wonder what his life is like, all that cheering could have taken a toll on him.

Doesn't that just mean you were being inadequate?

:^)

Hi, Test.

That sort of reminds me of Robin Williams.I never really favoured his work until I watched Good Will Hunting.

that is what he said. it hurt more from him.

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I am going to ask you a very serious question, and I need your complete honesty.

That is exactly what I was thinking about.

ask away.

Oh.
Well then.

Never mind.

what?

Should I go to bed?

honestly, yes. I should too but I am not tired in the slightest. are you tired in the slightest?

Nothing.
I just understand now.

this understanding is that I was making a joke, yes?

No, but I am bored with everything.

I'll say yes to let you save face.

honestly this is why I'm even considering going myself. you should go so that it is even more boring and finally gets me to go perhaps.

how thoughtful of you.

Always makes me wonder where I'll be and what I have done in a few decades time.

All right, then. Good night to you and no one else.

Well, and Mordin.

And my dear vampire loli if he happens to wake up.

Don't come back.

goodnight darwin.

How cruel.

youtube.com/watch?v=_ku_ZMPJ5M0

Yup, I won't tell anyone at all that your pretense of apathy is to cover up feelings of sexual inadequacy.

good because I told you that in private so it would be super rude to share it publicly.

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Better just live it one day at a time, worrying too much is bad for you.

hello nezi

Precisely.

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You try to have a good time but dick heads just want to be dick heads.

I tried to make sea salt ice cream like in Kingdom Hearts once, it didn't turn out so good.

I bet it tastes really good. you should try again.

I could show you a dick head. :^)

Overwatch?

ye

No need. Someone I knew turned into one.

youtube.com/watch?v=Nj6SO_yKMe8

Should probably care less about them then.
But what do I know, I just sit on the fence.

Hop in call

Ingredients:

2 eggs

2 c. milk

1/3 cup sugar

1 t. vanilla

1 c. heavy whipping cream

sea salt to taste

blue food coloring (optional)

ice pop molds (optional)

Directions:
Separate the eggs into two good sized bowls and beat the egg whites until stiff. Mix the egg yolks and sugar until thick. Slowly bring milk to boil over medium heat, stirring occasionally. Pour hot milk into yolk/sugar mixture, slowly, only a little at time, and mix well. Pour milk/yolk/sugar mixture back into pot and heat on medium until thicker to make a custard. Do not boil. Pour custard in with beaten egg whites and mix well. Add sea salt (keeping adding salt until it tastes salty sweet). Put mixture in fridge to cool. Once cool, add cream, vanilla and coloring to mixture. Freeze, following your ice cream maker’s instructions. If you wish, get some ice pop molds. Spray the inside of these with very little PAM spray (or something similar). Then pour the ice cream into the molds right after it comes out of the ice cream maker. Pop the lid on and the stick in and freeze for at least two hours.

I may. I wish I could just reach into the games and have exactly what they're having. By the same thought process I made butterscotch cinnamon pie from Undertale once, it turned out better.

k

They are making it easier and easier.

I'd've made some already if I still had my ice cream maker.

So it's working itself out?

yes hello I am nezi

Get in CALL

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It's working somewhere.

come overwatch

Don't you have 6?

is that you?

I'm glad to hear that then.

Yeah how do you like my cosplay? :3

5

I don't know who that is but it's cute so 10/10.

Weren't you paying attention?
That's subtoe irl.

I hope you've got your permission slips signed for this feels trip.

youtube.com/watch?v=WvBHx9bNoF0

NO

me irl

Yeah no that would be shit.

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Train scene and baseball are the saddest bits in the whole of animu ever and that's it.

Kanade's disappearance was the only scene that made me cry.
Train scene, and Yui's disappearance were touching.

You're weird.

A fact I eagerly point out constantly.

The english dub kind of ruins it, tbh.
Like I don't even mind it, it just kind of spoils it.
I can see why you didn't think it was sad.

Pretty sure I watched the sub first, actually.

Idk then.

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This folder will be so amazing.

I am starting to like it.

I'm starting to like you.

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I-I don't know what to say.

How are you making this?

It says what topic it is in the bottom right.

who this semen demon

*Smugs*

That's Rin

cum on, we're waiting.

shit tier

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Playing ranked on EU w/ a friend, gomen

It's alright. Have fun.

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Baby, if you say yes you'll make me the happiest girl on this planet.

6-man premades v_v

come play with us and carry the shit out of us

What if I can't answer?

We have such a win-lose streak.

I'll wait.

Are you all fuckin' playing games or something? Who does that?

yup. deal w/it nerd

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brb going to canada

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