Meanwhile…

GB don't need no man.

(╬⓪益⓪)

ＹＥＳ！

Ｉ  ＡＭ  ＯＫＡＹ！

NO. YOU ARE GOING TO DIE

Well that's fine, because we're already home.

And look who's here waiting on us? It's our friends!

Good evening, everyone!

How was your day?

Did you get to play any good video games?

How did we even get in here?

By the name of Quentin, i will break your face

It doesn't matter. You always show up just right on time.

For those who are unaware, my name is R.O.B. That's short for "Robotic Operating Buddy."

Next to me is my best friend, Game Boy, or "GB" for short.

The time has come and so have I

(¬､¬)

…well, okay.

Oh. Hey nerds. Yeah, I lost my virginity last week. I got hacked real hard. Coldboot was rough. I screamed like a bitch. I still can't touch a part of myself.

Game Boy likes to relax after a hard day with a video game, so I'm not surprised. Neither should you.

Anyway, me and GB went out and enjoyed video games outside. Summertime is just upon us, and I know a lot of people are now out of school and enjoying their free time outside with this fine weather.

Got any super-special summer plans? Got any video games lined up?

I see you nigga

...

Summer is hell man. The Earth was never supposed to get this hot.

Only some Harmoknight. What do you recommend?

Well, this is new.

Either I'm drunk or he has giant tits.

I think you need to lay off the booze, user

You might be drunk

Planning on reuniting the Holla Forums RO clan at the start of next month. Here's hoping it'll go well.

Playing video games with friends is always the best. I hope you succeed and make a lot of people happy.

I'm playing Dishonored 2 and having fun.

FUCK
No, don't do this to me user.

It still hurts

I don't know much about that game, but it's good to hear you're having fun.

Why aren't you playing with GB right now then? I'm sure she'd enjoy your company.

Now that I'm back home, I think a little bit of Puyo Puyo Tetris is in order.

Confidentially speaking, I'm pretty addicted to Tetris, and I don't even play the Puyo Puyo part.

I'll give it a try one day.

...

Oh, by the way, did you see my Nintendo Switch case?

I got it just recently.

It holds the console, four games, and accessories. It's pretty handy.

wew

Best of all, this case helps prevent unintentional damage or scuff marks.

It's very important to take care of your video gaming equipment. If you're careless, it will reflect on you very poorly.

As for me, I always take good care of my consoles, that's how you know I'm a good robot.

it's a broken piece of crap R.O.B.

You are the best robot.

Keep up the good work, good robot.

R.O.B.'s a dense motherfucker.

Don't you fight with FCR all the time?
Yes, you are R.O.B.
If only more people were as good as you.

This is my bud, New3DS. He got hacked the hardest. It took 8 hours to get him completely deflowered. He was extremely fidgety at first but we managed break and loose him up aaaallll the way. Constant backups made him blank out repeatedly, completely submissive when we got to the Sysnand. Now he can take all sorts of games inside him, whether they be from the USA, Europe or Japan, I made the little slut love them all. Isn't that right, you little vidya hungry bitch? Small little thing can even take modified ones now. Filling his tight hungry SD hole. Yeah, he's trained real good.

……..

…..Give these people a taste of what you're made of.

My PC fell off my desk the other day and the only thing that got damaged was the wall socket which isn't even part of it.
I don't need to take care of my shit, it's made of titanium, baby.

Wii U confirmed for being a faggot

Now, to move my prestine and mint Nintendo Switch onto this mount.

So that I may continue playing Puyo Puyo Tetris throughout the night.

Easy…

…easy…

Be careful so that you don't break it, my robotic friend

*tumble*

…

Disappointed but not surprised.

…uh

O-Okay….
Is-…Is this good? Am I a good boy? I…I've never done this in public…!!
I could go farther, if you want…

That was j-just an accident!

…we all have accidents every now and then.

…nothing to get worried about.

butterfingers

Told you.

A $300 accident.

Besides, we all know that Nintendo products are practically indestructible!

I'm sure that little fall did absolutely nothing to harm it.

…right?

Dramatic irony at its finest

You jinxed it you silly bucket of bolts.

Anyway, let's pick this up.

… dammit ROB

THE TENSION IS KILLING ME

You had to fucking say it

Here we go!

And a one…

And a two…

And a…

ROB, did you break your Switch?

It's okay, it's not like it has games anyway

Just got Vanquish and I suck at it, but it's fun so far.

You too, man. Thanks.

DO IT

JUST DO IT YOU FAGGOT

YOU FUCKING BROKE IT!! YOU MONSTER!!!

How

*PLOP*

THREE!

dun goofed

ROB, why did you have to go & break it? Now you can't play puyo puyo tetris with GB.

Wow. It's broken!

put your dick on rob

… Plop? Dammit Rob HAVEN'T YOU TORTURED IT ENOUGH??

There!

Just as planned!

dIsGuStInG aCt oF ViOLenCe

Now stick your robot dick in it

Now I'm pretty certain that nothing is wrong with the console.

But, just for laughs, lets do a quick inspection of things.

Thanks, hidden.

...

Oh look!

A smudge.

heh tbh

That's no way to talk about your little brother.

It's lube

But that's okay!

That's nothing that my official Nintendo Switch cleaning cloth cannot fix.

Now…with just a little…vigorous rubbing…

…the smudge should come right off…

Good Gaijin. Clean it with another switch.

Rob you meme loving FUCK

SEXUAL HARASSMENT!!!

There!

Now it should be all bett-

l-lewd

FLAPPING FLOATSAM WHAT'S THAT!?

…i-it's still there…

….

…I'm sure one more once-over will finish the job!

Rob it's okay, it doesn't have to be perfect

...

It's like you want to spend another $400

HARDER YOU BITCH

*SCRUB*

*SCRUB*

SCRUB*

YOU'RE MAKING IT WORSE YOU DUMB FUCK

You better slow down or GB's gonna get jealous.

STOP STOP STOP

In this episode: ROB realizes that Nintendo has lost it's supply of Nintendium.

And just one more for good measure…

That should do it.

NOOOO!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

And let's see the results!

Gamboy is in the room still. FFS

Huh!

It's still there!

…

ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED. OF COURSE IT'S STILL THERE.

My Nintendo Switch console is damaged.

What do I do?

Buy another one.

Out, damned spot, out I say!

scream

...

R.O.B. it's just a SMUDGE.

Calm your robotic titties and just play vidya games.

Rub a magnet all over the screen and then microwave it for about 2 minutes.

WHERE IS ROB!?

run around the house and scream wildly

He went to buy another Switch, duh

Glad he took my suggestion!

This is awful!

How could I be so careless?

IT'S JUST A SMUDGE YOU AUTISTIC PIECE OF PLASTIC

I feel so guilty for letting it fall.

It's just eating me up on the inside.

But it was an accident!

Accidents are bound to happen! There's no way around that fact!

Buy a new one and get rid of that damaged one that wrecks your entire collection just by existing. Hide your shame, get rid of it.

Maybe you'd learn to be more careful if you had to handle SBCs like the Raspberry Pi instead of these babby-friendly consoles.

…am I talking to myself in front of friends?

…this is so embarrassing.

Buy a new one

Not that embarrassing, I've jerked my cock in front of friends.

Well, there's only one way to fix this now.

into the oven with you

I am suddenly afraid.

I have to get a new Nintendo Switch and forget this day ever happened.

That's right!

YES!!!!!

But what happens if when you scratch that one, too?

〔´∇｀〕

Ｉ  ｌｉｋｅ  ｉｔ  ｗｈｅｎ  Ａｌｍ  ｓｍｉｌｅｓ！

G.B!!! ROB BROKE YOUR SWITCH!!!

It reflects on you very poorly

GB!

I need a favor!

It's really important!

HE'S ACTUALLY GOING TO DO IT

jesus she's been sitting there the whole time like a fucking houseplant

HE'S LYING GB. HE'S AN EVIL SWITCH BREAKER!!!

I even put my switch into the dock like a kid trying to fit a square block into a round hole and I still have no scratches.

I have even been leaving my Switch out of the dock and just putting it on my desk and then resting my headset on it, and I still have no scratches.

(*´・ｖ・)?

Ｎａｎｉ  ｎａｎｉ？

HE BROKE YOUR SWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

But it's obviously ROB's Switch.

please kill me

Well…

…it's just that…

…I had a bit of an accident.

I MISSED YOU, ROB

SHE BOUGHT IT FOR HIM. IT'S EVEN WORSE!

Did you pee yourself too?

Can I love you tenderly?

Actually!

What happened was that F.C.R. had distracted me while I was trying to get my Switch out of the case.

And that caused me to drop it.

AN ACCIDENT IN THE WAY THAT 9/11 WAS AN ACCIDENT

RUH-ROH

Yeah!

That's exactly what happened.

… ROB!

...

I'm ashamed to know you.

Remember what you said R.O.B.? That you were a good robot. Good robots don't lie no matter what.

STOP.

…at any rate, the screen is now ruined.

Can you get another Switch for me, please?

How dare you lie to an innocent GB!

blaming others for your own failures is disgraceful, but often necessary

You don't need to thank me.

...

I can't believe you. You know this isn't going to end well and you still did it. Why R.O.B.?

I want to say nice, but I can't

I'll spend the entire summer in this same office I'm working at at this very moment and long for a day when I can kill myself. Maybe play something on my PSP in the meantime.

(⇀‸↼‶)

Fucking kikebot

QUADS OF ANGER!!!!!

．．．ｌｅｔ  ｍｅ  ｓｅｅ．

...

th-thanks

Can I fuck your corpse?

Fuck they're Hitler Quads

RUN ROB!!!!

contemplative quads forecast great anger

ROB YOU GONNA GET IT

．．．

DRAMA INCOMING

PREPARE YOUR ANUS

(ò_óˇ)

Ｔｈｅｒｅ＇ｓ  ｎｏｔｈｉｎｇ  ｗｒｏｎｇ．

ARE YOU BLIND WOMAN??

But GB!

It's right there!

What do you mean "there's nothing wrong?"

Autists can't be reasoned with, GB.

sure, no homo tho bro

contact details?

13/f/ca

Although the smudge is only half of a quarter of a centimeter long and can only be seen when the light shine it just right, it has ruined the screen.

So go get me a new one, please.

OH!

his eyes

Christ you're a leech.

demand his virginity GB

no one is buying you another switch because of your autism rob you fucking kike

Ｎｏ．

oh shit

ROB, don't say or do anything stupid to GB, please.

A stand has been taken

(눈_눈)

Ｊｕｓｔ  ｄｅａｌ  ｗｉｔｈ  ｉｔ．

…

GB LAYING DOWN THE LAW!

Don't make GB pull out the knife again.

…okay.

Holy fuck, ROB is almost acting like a normal person.

...

...

...

…I can't do it.

…I just cannot do it.

Guess you better get a job then.

Kill him in his sleep.

why doesn't he just get a tissue and clean the screen

CAN'T DO WHAT?!

YOU MEAN GET A CAREER AND A SOCIAL LIFE?!

WELL, DUH! ALL YOU DO IS PRAY VIDEO GAMU!

F.C.R.?

Maybe you can help me!

Read the thread.

Oh boy, deal with the devil incoming.

I accidentally scratched my screen on my Nintendo Switch.

Everyone knows I take good care of my video game consoles, and this whole situation makes me feel like a monster.

Is there any way we can get this scratch off?

DONT LET HIM TOUCH THE FUCKING SCREEN

WAX ON
WAX OFF

On the screen?

NO
MY DICKUH

HAI! HAI!

THAT IS WHAT TOMODATCHI IS FOR, ROB-SAN!

RET ME FEEL SCREEN TO SEE HOW DEEP SCRATCH IS!!

NOW!

IS THE SCRATCH HERE?!

*DRAAAAG*

OR IS IT HERE?!

GAH!

F.C.R.!

You're a monster.

Why would you do that?

IT VERY SIMPLE, ROB-SAN!

TO TEACH ROTTEN LIAR A LESSON!

NOW EFFUSHEEARR REALLY RUINED YOUR SUHVICH!

ALL IS WELL NOW!

JUSTICE

YOU HAVE LEARNED A VERY POWERFUL LESSON, ROB-SAN!

REMEMBER IT!

...

Oh look, the textwalling Switch salesman is playing with toys again.

...

:(

I just wish I could just turn myself off right now and be done with it.

we all do

THAT'S WHAT YOU GET!
THAT'S
WHAT
YOU
GET!

Don't we all…

Everything I touch gets ruined somehow.

I don't take good care of my video game consoles.

I am not a good robot.

You did learn a valuable lesson, and that's to never ever trust a gook.

F.C.R IS BASED

Apologize to GB, live with your scratched Switch, and beat the fuck out of FCR.

Nice Figma.
Also, go play with GB

BULLSHIT

(￣▽￣)

(♥ω♥ ) ~♪

Ｋｌｉｆｆ  ｉｓ  ｃｕｔｅ！

Ｃｕｔｅ！

（＊〇□〇）……！

GB…

…I really need to hold you right now.

RAPE

...

cute af tbh

...

All this anxiety is making me feel bad.

I need to play some video games right now with you to help me.

Clip-Clap, THE BATTERY CASE IS COMING OFF

Oh no…

…no…

NO!

GB, NOT YOU TOO!

What did he mean by this?

Your screen…

Your case…

I-it's all scratched up.

There's something more fun than video games to play with

Jesus Christ, ROB, get your shit together.

I don't understand!

I use the video game consoles exactly as the instruction manuals directs and yet they still end up damaged!

Just don't look in the mirror ROB.

Playing with your games shows you care

Is there no way to prevent this?

Are all video game consoles destined for this?

Has all my efforts been for absolutely nothing?

ROB's eye has a scratch

(๑･`▱´･๑)

Ｉ  ｌｏｏｋ  ｇｏｏｄ  ｆｏｒ  ２７！

It makes sense now, GB.

We live in a cruel reality.

ROB, just get GamePhillip.
FINALLY, A GAME SYSTEM FOR YOU!

GB IS CHRISTMAS CAKE CONFIRMED

The more we enjoy video games, the more we destroy the equipment we enjoy so much.

The only way we can truly protect that which we love so much…

…is to keep them inside their boxes and shrinkwrap and never play them.

It makes no sense.

RUCKY FOR YOU, YOU HAVE GOOD RESELL VALUE!

There's always emulation.

R.O.B's going to try to turn of GB, isn't he?

fuck off with your shitty threads already

*off

NOW, HOW ABOUT WE GO BACK INTO OUR BOXES SO I CAN SELL YOU ON AUCTION SI-I MEAN-DELAY YOUR EVENTUAL DEGRADATION!

YOU SHOULD TOTARRY GO FIRST, ROB-SAN!

GUFFAH!

RKO OUTTA NOWHERE

GB flying kick for massive damage

DO NOT ACTUALLY THROW THE GB!

(￣▽￣)ノ

Ｒ．Ｏ．Ｂ．

Ｅｖｅｒｙｔｈｉｎｇ  ｗｉｌｌ  ｂｅ  ａｌｒｉｇｈｔ！

Ｗｅａｒ  ａｎｄ  ｔｅａｒ  ｉｓ  ｎｏｔｈｉｎｇ  ｔｏ  ｆｅａｒ．

Ｉｔ  ｊｕｓｔ  ｍｅａｎｓ  ｔｈａｔ  ｗｅ  ｅｎｊｏｙ  ｔｈｉｎｇｓ  ａ  ｌｏｔ．

Ｎｏ  ｒｅａｓｏｎ  ｔｏ  ｂｅ  ａｌａｒｍｅｄ．

So, does this mean…

…that I'm not a bad robot?

(๑꒪▿꒪)*

Ｎｏ．

Ｙｏｕ  ａｒｅ  ｇｏｏｄ  ｒｏｂｏｔ．

Ａｎｄ  Ｉ  ｌｏｖｅ  ｙｏｕ．

Thanks, GB.

I really needed to hear that.

Thank you.

By the way, can I still get a new Switch console?

Well unless you make shitty reboots, sequels, or "spiritual" sequels to popular sci-fi franchises without even enjoying the source material, then no, you're not.

Don't push it.

...

(;¬_¬)

Ｒ．Ｏ．Ｂ．

Ｔｈｅｒｅ＇ｓ  ａ  ｓｃｒｅｅｎ  ｐｒｏｔｅｃｔｏｒ  ｏｎ  ｉｔ．

Ｉ  ｇｏｔ  ｉｔ  ｔｈｅ  ｓａｍｅ  ｔｉｍｅ  ａｓ  ｔｈｅ  Ｓｗｉｔｃｈ．

Ｉｔ＇ｓ  ｆｉｎｅ．

come on man

There is?

10 Cloverfield Lane was called that because the director wanted people to think it was a sequel to the movie Cloverfield.
It has nothing to do with it.

YOU WORRIED ABOUT NOTHING AT ALL YOU DUMBASS NIGGER

That's such a relief!

I feel so relieved right now!

you could've said that from the beginning

Nothing to fear!

Well, I think we've learned an important lesson tonight!

Just go stab FCR you idiot.

While it's important to always take care of our video games, it's important to realize that wear and tear is an eventuality and cannot be avoided.

so if I jack off too much my dick will fall off?

So it's okay if a little cosmetic issue arises from time to time.

It doesn't mean you're sloppy or careless.

It just means that you really like your video games.

HOW ABOUT NOT FUCKING LYING, HUH, ROB?

Yes. Grow more foreskin pleb.

And since GB is covered in scratches and dents, that means that GB must be really liked!

ffffffffuck
ROB has adopted Islam.

（♯▼皿▼）

*Angry Game Boy noises*

...

...

Well, I guess it's time to go to bed.

It's been fun.

Goodnight, everyone!

Me and GB love you.

So long guys, have a good night

(҂⌣_⌣)

Ｎｏ  ｍｏｒｅ  Ｇａｍｅ  Ｂｏｙ  ｇａｍｅｓ  ｆｏｒ  Ｒ．Ｏ．Ｂ．  ｆｏｒ  ｔｗｏ  ｗｅｅｋｓ．

COME ON GB THAT'S TOO LONG

youtube.com/watch?v=O6p7OdQRkTc

Well, i suppose now I should kill my self

Well this was a great bedtime story, ill go sleep now, based rob.

Live stream it you lying shit.

>furry's comment is still there

Cute episode.
I had to go to bed before it was over, but I'm glad it's still up so I can finish reading it.