Send all spear chuckers back to Africa

Send all spear chuckers back to Africa.

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It's 4 o clock in the morning damnit
hear me good

HANDS UP.
DON'T SHOOT.

IN YOUR LEFT HAND RAISE A SWORD
IN YOUR RIGHT HAND CAST A SPEAR
SUMMON ALL THE THIEVES AND BASTARDS
HIDING IN THE WOODLAND

I feel like the only one that never gets tired of seeing this pic.

I'm only ironically racist.

everything is pain

dab on em

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What does dab even mean?

pants up don't loot

I was wondering this too. I have been for a while now, last time I asked I didn't get a comprehensible answer.

youtube.com/watch?v=4MPQWQoPCXw

basically it's "sneeze into the crook of your shoulder" but a dance move for some incomprehensible reason.

arm

dabbin
Atlanta lingo for a level of confidence to your swag . (verb) one can be seen raising his left elbow to express it .
" dat boy came in dabbin on yall ass " Made popular by atl rappers such as ( Peewee Longway , Jose Guapo , and Migos ) .

... I give up.

yup.

It's cause when you do weed dabs you take a big ass massive rip then you gotta cough so you cover your face in your arm and hand the bong to the next perrson cause it gets crazy as hell

niggas just nig out like that

Atlanta is what happens when you let them run their own city.

ah. well that clears it up actually. still dumb as hell.

so that's why I think of atlanta as being so dirty and shitty and full of crime

and I didn't even know that

I knew nothing about Atlanta but I had this feeling

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HIT IT

I love Alice

Alice in Chains!!!!!!!

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Well, I was thinking of a different song, but that one works too.

We're flying high, we're watching the world pass us by. Never want to come down, never want to put my feet back down on the ground.

LET'S GO BOYS

You are THIS drunk.

I can't wait for the Soto greentext version of what happens.

Yes I realize I am not confident enough to do this sober, thank you for reinforcing my insecurity

Soto will not be even tangentially involved, he lives hours from me at this point

your song was worse than mine. most likely.

firetrucks and ambulances are pretty spooky when they drive fast and make noise

It was.

so am I when I run around and scream

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hard to beat rush though so

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herrrrooooo
gooda evening thread
any of my friends still awake

hello
is it me you're looking for?

THE ONLY THING THAT TURNS ME ON

IS WHEN I HEAR THAT SOULFUL SONG

Its called "Liberia" for a reason.

hey bard
hell yeah dude
what you doing awake

Americans are trully savages.

Not enough gunned down.

its just another shooting in glorious america

I'm always awake at 2 a.m my man
what about you
its probably only like midnight for ther huh

I'm sittin to a bowl and vapin my brains out ot no mans sky
Its like
man I can just
listen to dope asss music
get high af
and like fly around
What are you doin bruh

its just another muslim bombing in glorious europe

what

where

it es midnightaio
i was trying to sleep when i wanted to fap
so i got up to fap

luckily i just found like the best trap porn in existence so i had a good faps

but now its time for nanas

Any other America > White America

And another racist cop killed an innocent black guy as he ran while pulling out his gun...which he intended to do absolutely no harm with.

gimme that link then nana

HANDS UP DONT SHOOT
fucking crackerbread sour dough popo

They dindu nuffin.
You're being racist by even insinuating that a black man is capable of committing a violent crime.

Windows update complete

Fucking hell it wiped out my thumbnail cache!

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dindu.

wheres the muslim bombing

idk if youd like it but this one really made my dick doki doki

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probably more like cupcake's taste

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When is the UK formally leaving the EU?

Shahin Chowdhury, a worshiper at the mosque, told AP that he recently heard people cursing while passing the mosque and advised community members to be cautious. He called the imam a "wonderful person."

I wish he'd make more videos. did he change channels on youtube again or something?

Probably 2 years time.
Needs to happen NOW.

Your image triggers me

No idea, but his tweets are sending my sides into orbit enough as it is.

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hmm not sure
It's only likeley though

sweet nana boo

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its like a legit holy grail for me
honestly im probably gonna fap to it at least 10 times easily

nana

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what the heck boo
there's not even any penetration

what a tragedy

Boo is a woman, Bard.
They bout that sensual fap.
Like when he sees eyebrows

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Is that a PM from Darwin?

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that is my company motto

idk who you are but you're abrasive like sandpaper

this video is good shit, boo

It's Moogs.

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I'd done with this reality, it's shit. can I be in a parallel reality where anime is real?

be sandpaper and ruff me up

Why do you not have names

hurry the fuck up god damnit.

It falls off and I'm too lazy to put it back on.

Names are for losers.

you are gonna feel so weak

do you want to see the progress ive made on my picture

on the subject of pants

yes I would.

this is my favorite of the caps so far

howdo sleeping pills work like do they force you to sleep or just make it easier likewhen you go to class after staying awake all night

it sounds kind of weird to just suddenly start falling asleep like no stopping

yeah, rightg dude?
im literally gonna be fapping to this video for like weeks
10/10
or maybe like 8/9

sent

seconded by this


sedatives

sometimes when you fight them you get high af.


suck my dick boo

6/9 am I right

Bard did you change your name to Sugar Bear?

probably should just pull the trigger tbh

that's been my guess for the last few hours

Yeh I've been doing lyrics for a few days

wait, but I have no idea who freeman is

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Jesus Bard, lmao, I can't chain my posts correctly when you pull that shit, especially when I'm high lmao

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thats cus ur new as fuck

I'm a shitposting selfposter from the anime jerks back in the day

Abortion rape baby

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I know my rights I've been here all day and it's time

for me to go so let me know if it's alright

I'm a shitposting self poster as well

Friday night
It was late
I was walkin you home
we got down to the gate
and I was dreaming of the night

same pic related its me

You're cuter than Freeman so it's okay

it's as I feared. bard is an alcoholic husky

dont reference shit

theres still hope for you

why not?

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No, Colbs.
No.

lies

Shit, I'm in need of new content. I will selfpost the fuck with you, like if you want to shitpost from webcam caps I'd be down for that sometime.

Jesus that sounds desperate, but I haven't met another selfposter in a while

its retarded

This is just factually accurate man

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also rude

I still love you though

No homo

harsh. it's kind of something I do a lot.

I have no cam, but I'm down to vocaroo whenever.

except for tongiht, because I'm outtie in like 5 mins

FREEMAN YOU ARE HANDSOME, NOT CUTE

THERE IS A DISTINCTION

I AM NOT MAKING A PREFERENTIAL JUDGMENT HERE

jeez colby. really rude today.

Sure, you come around often?


o i c

I guess I won't write your name down then

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good morning friends

My name for what?

no fun allowed

jk idc

I'm never rude, fuckhead.

i see these fucking everywheere holy fuck

wattup gurro

you're mean.

daily

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Oh the picture was context relative. I selfpost a lot but I want to dabble in contextual shitposts. Like I am holding a Death Note in my hands in that picture.

what the fuck

see colby? he looks like a freaking espeon and you still say he's not cute? the hell is wrong with you

Cool, catch you later!

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what is happening?

I am too busy being mesmerized by Bernard Purdie atm

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Normally I don't care about thumbswaps, but I can't say I'm particularly proud of this one...

not much man
my sleep schedule is berserk
i didnt sleep last night and then i slept two hours and now im up again and my entire body hurts

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FUCK WHAT HAPPENED TO THE GUY WHO LOVED ALTERING PHOTOS AND USING THEM AS HIS SIGNATURE

you should be. you're cute enough but espeon is cuter.

I continue to be very confused

Looks more like uncut content to be tbh.

Nice thrust there Freeman

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I miss him

Sin, right?

BARD HELP ME OUT HERE


Also a rare timestamp photo from me

I remembeer when that pic was taked

YES, SURELY SOMEONE HAS TO HAVE CONTACT!

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rare meme
pls dont steal

Ah man well
We werent ever too close you know
I am pretty sure he was a pony and I never quite hung around most of them

good

I remember Sin

He used to change peoples' images with that glitchy rainbow shit

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Yeah he usedd slenderman avatar!

do either of us know what is going on anymore?

Time for work.
I am coming down with illness so this is going to be great. Tomorrow is my first day off in 8 days and I will be ill as fuck. Fantastic.Later shitters.

rare footage of scoots actually mocking someone


Oh yeah, I do remember he did flow with the pony crowd


If he had filenames I am sure I have archives of his images


Bless

see ya

no

now what

have a mpst enjoyable day at work scoot san
You deserve that day off

now we live. we live our lives.

Enjoy the 'tard sitting.

what a rip off

the living will include a bunch of really kinky shit.

I have a strict post no friends on the chans but there are so many pics of me with my friends I kinda wanna share.

Freshen up my content...

i want tomoko to whisper terrible weeb music falsetto into my ear

i suppose ill have to settle then

settle? ouch. here I thought you found me appealing.

Fuck it who wants to see some con pics with my friends?

Pic very related.

what you got boii

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cant let you get a sense of self worth you might leave me

well no worries there. I know I'm garbage.

my garbage

As of today, I've been on hormones for a whole year

What you want? Me with QTs? Funny pics? Or /cgl/ gatherings?

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Hows it feel?

you're such a hopeless romantic, you know that?

grats

Are your tits Miku sized by now?

your sarcasm never gets stale

y-you too

it will eventually, trust me. it always does and I don't know how to shut it off.

cup
can we play overwatch

aw come on now let the memes free
Let the memes, Free

put your mouth to better use

sure. anyone else around?

I love that you don't indulge my wallowing.

I like this plan


what?

Feels like not dying

you know i do

I feel like there's a picture missing here

i'm not gonna voice
i'll sit in the call and play though

so this pilot is adorable
youtube.com/watch?v=w_KPcMUuIPc
but it never got to be a show.

more like you indulge my "swallowing"

ah, okay man.

The art style is basically like Secret of Kells meets Scott Pilgrim (the comic)

If we're talking about this Miku

Shut up, Insider.
Go back to not posting.

Who else?

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Chiri is close enough to Kanra.

equals ~ugly~

Coulda been like this one

I just had the weirdest compulsion to jam my fingers into my eyes and it felt fucking weird as hell

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Isn't canon Miku something like this though?

shut up, she's adorable.

raggedy ann/brave afterbirth

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why do you hate nice things?

Why does my Wi-Fi hate me

Howdy, y'all!

sup yam, hows you?

its cool

I'm really rather well, thank-you. And you?

not bad, chilling, watching yt and shit

howve you been lately?

cheap thrills was alright.

too bad it went on hiatus just when drama.

I've been so fucking tired lately. And pretty busy. Social life, work and vidyadev. So hard.

What's new with you?

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don't make fun of 8ch he has a glandular issue

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I don't want to go back to sleep.
Is 5:30 a good time for waking up?

I'm making pokemon but better!

I haven't even gone to bed yet

I got woken up by something that put me on edge.

So I'm just heasitant to try to sleep again.
Especially since my alarms go off in two hours.

not much, looking forward to going back to uni, doing next to nothing every day til then

what a fun game team

Love D.Va.

MAYBE IF YOU PLAYED IT

i said i was broke and couldn't afford it

it normally goes a lot better than that. everyone apparently is tired and no one seems to want to group up at all this morning. it happens.

Would you even play if you had it?


I told you I just woke up.

and that's fine. I'm not mad, just don't feel like playing anymore. it's no big deal.

sounds too competitive

Eh, maybe later we can get some wins.


Not really. It' has a meta, but you can just do whatever.

mk

we definitely will. just goes like that sometimes, you know as well as I do.

Peanut butter

and?

You're going to attract ants

Just peanut butter.


wat

*Winkey face*

peanut butter attracfts ants

better with something else, but decent on it's own.

no hax required >:3

Never had ants.

on my ball let the dog lick it

I'm not, fuck.

it's a dva line. like "winky face"

Narf Das

instead they BUFFED IT

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THEY BUFFED IT

THEY DIDN'T NERF IT AT ALL

Still waiting for Zen buffs.

nerfs incoming, actually. think I told you this.

Still waiting...

it'll probably be a while yet.

Why would they buff him AGAIN?

Gave him fifty health and super charged his ult, why would he get buffed further?

FUCK


BECAUSE THE GAME SHOULD CATER TO ME

this tbh

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what

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Now I'm bored.

Zen is only fun to play if your whole team goes Zen and just waves at the enemy team.

gotta embrace it man.

People are going to thing that you, like, like me or something.

okay now we have to do this

people would be foolish to think I like anything at all.

well fuck you too rin you piece of shit

TEST!

Alcohol and dicks are things.

HEY!
HEY YOU STOP THAT

you're right I forgot about those. I like those.

wow rude

Who could blame you though?
I'm pretty great.


Don't worry, I won't interfere with this dynamic you have going on.

Yeah, sup?

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you have your moments I suppose.

he isn't jealous. you didn't say hi to him when he posted at you.

I missed you, Oni-chan.

Oh.
I never do though.

I thought you were older than him.

Excuse me, but I believe you mean "onii-chan".

that's very rude of you. you should say hi.

Am I?
I'm almost 22.


I don't know how to spell this gook shit.

Wouldn't Oni-chan be interpreted as Mr./Mrs. Demon?


But that would make me a square.

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Less formal but pretty much.

I'm 23, family.

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God damn it.

How dreadful.

No, fuck you, mom.


Thought so.

You're dreadful.

well we can't all be 100 like you

this is just a phase. you'll get over it.

Wait do you turn 24 this year test? I thought you were 24 last year.

IT'S NOT A PHASE MOM!

WHY CANT YOU ALL JUST BE BARA DADDIES FOR ME?

What? No, I turn 24 on March 23 next year. This was my "golden year" as it were, I was born in 93, I turned 23 on the 23rd.

how dare you shout at me.

How do you grow such a magnificent beard?

now would be a good year to die

Yes, ma'am, sorry, ma'am.

this has gone too far

By not shaving it.

El oh el.

I didn't mean to shout, mistress.

I WAS WRONG IT COULD GO MORE TOO FAR

I'll just call next year silver.

Please forgive me.
I've been a bad girl deserving of punishments.

it's like a contest to see how uncomfortable you can make this and you're always winning

test where were you two hours ago dangit
i needed a buddy for overwatch and i had to settle for CUPCAKE

fuck you I had thirty gold medals every game

I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about.
But maybe you should spank me to be sure.

You are this short on friends?

WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS

always with the little quips this guy

I was busy watching a movie, I didn't see you people @me on discord until afterwards.

I was there too.

You're ruining this if you say it before I can.


I don't know, the time all vanished. I think I was browsing some meme site like imgur. Sickening.

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that doesn't make up for the emotional anguish of not being able to hear tests voice
it's like sweet sinful molasses


I know you're joking but pretty much yeah
everyone I generally play ASSFAGGOTS with has too shit of a computer to run overwatch.

you two sicken me
having other things to do than play a fucking video game


Yeah, but I didn't have to "settle" for you
you're better than settling

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Spoiler: Rin isn't anime.
Put that drink away.

that's fair. his voice is like sweet mana from heaven in audio form.

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Forgive me.


Sounds like they are having a better time.

I think my heart just farted an emotion.

*Blush*

I have this stuck in my head.

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this entire post has thoroughly confused me. well done.

great movie, great scene.

I will this once.

everything you listen to makes my head hurt.

8 hours of sleep isn't near enough.

What's with you and farts? do I even want to know?

Real sick of all these Remilia posters.

the hell do you think, mordin?

Farts are funny.
Say otherwise and you're a nerd.

I don't know if I slept much more than that for months.

Hold on

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what a total waste of time.

oops you forgot to add "to ten year olds" after the first bit there. don't worry buddy. got your back.

I don't think any of them have touched league or heroes of the storm since I stopped playing them
They mostly play Rust now, I think.


gross
emotions

Rin Kagamine is a software mascot.
Not anime.

The drinking game rule is when I reply with just an anime reaction picture.

Rin isn't anime.
Put the drink away.


I'm sure I have some that wouldn't.

Just for you.

I'm a very curious person, sometimes the things I find leave me in absolute terror.

I'm not sure I find them that funny.

Mc.Fucking kill yourself.

Nerd.

ah. well I wasn't drinking but now I really want to be drinking.

maybe. but your taste is pretty bad.

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But that particular mp4 is a... redo of the scene, if you will.

eks dee


It is when you have coffee as a close personal friend.

too curious.

wow rude. saying that to a literally suicidal person. how do you sleep at night?

oh yeah, alone.

Same, I'm the OG, ree, and so on forth in that fashion.


Absolute madman.


It's better than existing.


I do, but it doesn't help.

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aah. yes I've seen that before but don't want to watch because spoilers and maybe I'll watch that anime at some point.

this is true.

I stand corrected. *most of your taste is bad.

this is good.

serious question what is it like to dream every night
i only have like one dream a year and it's usually horrible
but at the same time i feel like the lack of dreams is what makes me feel like i haven't slept every morning
i just close my eyes and then it's the next day

I will find a cuddle buddy someday.

someday, one day.

Do not wake up sheeple, sleep is the better option.

Doing something wrong, I guess.


You've never seen Evangelion? Dude, come on.

everything is better when you're not awake.

I also haven't seen forest grump, remember? I can't see everything

That song always gets stuck in my head.
'cos the school I'm looking at is in Scarborough.
And it's where I'd live if I were in school.

I do not have a remi image that I could use to respond to this.

Shush you, I'm really cool.

There is no such thing as too curious. There are people who make their whole careers revolve around being curious, like reporters or detectives.

I'm sure 8 hours will be enough for now.

I think because I sleep in short intervals my body kicks into that REM shit faster so my dreams honestly feel like they last for ages. It's kind of enjoyable, but it's kind of draining to wake up after it. I personally love dreaming every night though.

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You don't have to see EVERYTHING, only what I like.

That is fine. Clockwork already ruined her regardless.

I think in this case it's the fact that I haven't slept over half of the day.


No gods, no masters, only pillows and blankets.


Probably, I need to OD on caffeine or something.

that's pretty cool. about the school.

do you like their other songs?

those people are too curious.

I feel like you probably like a bunch of trash though.

well said.

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yeah, I feel you actually
I have no idea why or how but the like one dream a year that I do have is usually extremely long
I can feel the passage of time and it feels like
hours or even days long
and then I can't remember shit from them after like two minutes
drives me nuts

That show takes puberty, depression, and loneliness and turns them into a show.

When you finish the original anime and End of Evangelion... I genuinely feel like most people achieve some real catharsis. It was one of those things that felt real important to me, at least.

Fight me.

I don't particularly care much for remilia either way. Sakuya is the only EoSD character I care about.

8 hours is enough! How can you be tired?!

They might not be curious enough. And no, I don't like trash, I have impeccable taste. Trust me on this.

Yes.

I'm going to be honest, I'm not convinced there can be anything you like that I wouldn't also listen to.

Although it does make it seem like the beds would be masters.

Remember me to one who lives there

Right, your maid fetish.

I'm always tired.

test theres somethin creepy about this picture
their bodies are so fucking long
they're like elongated babies that went through that cliff that stretches you out like a spaghetti noodle in that one body horror manga

I'm not sure how to help. I don't know what causes dreaming. You probably do dream, but just forget it entirely when you wake up.


Want to hang or something?

Did I refer to it as a fetish in the past?

Tired of life?

I'm not seeing it.

sup moogs?

well this puts it higher on my to watch list, for sure.

I will trust you on a trial basis.

ah, so I was wrong, your preferences are bad, but your tastes are just all over the place.

honestly I kind of wish I could be like that. there is so much music I simply can't enjoy.

I, for one, welcome our new mattress masters.

iunno probably best i sort it out like alone

im sure its just like a dumb thing that'll pass

drawing still

honestly you're helping enough just by listening to me complain
i'm tired of being tired all the time lol


i guess i shouldnt try to apply human anatomy to a drawn monster and a cartoon child

cool cool

Forrest gump is a classic, it's not just me talking, it literally is. It's one of those movies that just make you feel good.

My preferences are similar to my tastes.
Both are eclectic.

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new

new

new

new

Not really, maybe just frustrated a bit at most.
Physically tired all the time though.


And nothing else mattress.

Well, if even company would help I can just chill and watch Netflix in the living room so you at least aren't by yourself.

Up to you.


After 2+ months of sleeping 2-4 hours a day I got use to it. I've had maybe 4 days in that time I got 8 hours by forcing myself to sleep when I wake up every 2 hours.

And I enjoy the banter. You might invest in a better bed. My -quality- of sleep went up drastically when I got a cover for mine. Listening to music or TV while sleeping might help stimulate you into dreaming.