Webm Thread

Did you know that if you stick your finger in one of those plastic wrappers, used in 2L soda 6 packs, and pull it out slowly it'll feel just like a 3dpd pussy?

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SUPER

HOT

SUPER

HOT

Anyone have a better quality/higher res on the second one.
Also whiles we are at the topic anyone know how to make DM run? I can't get it to work on my laptop, can open main menu but crashing when I try to start a game. I've tried playing with the res that apparently the problem but no go.

link to the monologue?

gee i wonder what webm could i possibly posst

Is that shit actually good? I love the animation.

its ok

the movie, wakfu or dofus?

videodrome is on netflick, i can find the monologue easily
but i want the NEET ver.

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I imagine he's asking in general terms.

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I kind of got bored of that fight half way through, the teleporting shit got old pretty quick, the ending was pretty nice though.

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This one bring me back

Not really, the fight scene is the best part of the movie. Dofus, and wakfu are mostly just good for porn.

Wait a second? Why didn't he just block with his weapon?

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wow, could you not safe it with it's original title?

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So is the second image indicating that one of the Dragon's eyes is Saturn?

Do I look like a space face expert or something?

You're the one publically disseminating it.

yes, so you guys figure it out and tell me what the hell it is.

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Apparently the entire "Dragon" is a picture of Saturn that was distorted by a telescope.
2 minutes of google.

presumably because his weapon wasn't durable enough to withstand that blast of magic, which is understandable given that his armor wasnt even able to block it completely. Also they needed to kill off Kerub so that the plot wouldn't be resolved too easily

Bad writing, got it. Still the series is only good for porn. It's rather surprising there isn't much of it though.

Dofus is okay; it was pretty comfy

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The image is a composite image. It's not a single image of the sky. It's made by taking multiple images of the sky over a period of time and stitching them together. This alone can (and does) create artifacts on such images. This is why Saturn is duplicated on the image. The funky line bit "below" it, is an artifact of the telescope. Saturn is a very bright object in the sky (it's huge (compared to say, Earth) and very very close (cosmologically speaking)). This telescope was meant to focus on deep space. Things that are extremely near and bright will tend to look distorted. It's also meant to look at "fixed sources", meaning things that are so distant as to appear relatively motionless to us. Saturn is far from fixed. Add it all together and you get artifacts.

I want to see the exit wound on that pumpkin.

In that case

The animations are very anime inspired as you can see showing Japan and France's mutual dick sucking. The animation is really nice all the way but its done in Flash and in some places it during Wakfu.
Dofus the movie, the webm, has a meld of ridiculous and serious moment, I feels weird because at points you are watching a very serious film at others you feel like are watching one of them silly animes, bretty good watch if I say.
Wakfu is like the main series of the the whole thing. Season 1 is regarded as the best and is like a toned down version of the movie in regards to weird shit and you can see at times, its a kid's show but isn't afraid to pander to adults. Episodes are generally one off during travels and become more constant at the end. Good action and fun all around. S2 shows they can't commit and the villain is worse but thats to be expected since s1 villian set the bar really high. S2 is not as good but still pretty good. There are some OVAs after that that kinda wreck the story but I guess are ok if you isolate them. S3 is coming out soon and people are concerned because it takes place after the OVAs.
Dofus the series is kinda like a saturday morning cartoon and is more kids focused. It a Grandfather type character tells stories about his adventures to a child under his wing whiles running a rare items shop. The movie is the same setting and characters after the series but its kinda more serious, see above. I kinda dropped it just because I didn't like the grandpa.
Wakfu is the same universe and happens I think a 1000 years after Dofus but its a world of godz and shieet so don't worry about it. It has a bunch of race (don't worry the two furshit races in pics are the only furshit ones and there are a bunch more). Its as whole is pretty redpilled but in French fashion there is some fag shit but its all for the sake of humor. As mentioned its not afraid to take jabs at women, men, homos and the other races. Also shit ton of tits and hips. Watch it in french, avoid the dub like the plague.
Definitely give it a try but keep in mind I fucking love it and I may be sucking its dick too hard.

Isn't that just how much of the game the journos play?

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I agree; Indie is better

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i heard the Ouginak are becoming a new playable class

I seem to be missing whatever point you were making.

Can we not? Webm threads have already had their fair share of people dumping their trash be it political or otherwise.

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I got it out of my system so I'm good.

It just occurred to me. Despite it's apparent popularity I never anyone post any wakfu episodes in here. We get DC superheroes, ATHF, and a few others, but never wakfu.

then it's your job to post them

I don't watch the show it was just an observation.

These new parodies are embarrassingly bad. I cry.
newgrounds.com/portal/view/330027

Why when you can just go out and watch the show?
Like highlighted moments in webm form like when a dude posted the Shovel Jew vs the Lake Guardian is good but in webm form fitting in a 12MB limit seems like either so many files it'll annoy someone or in so low quality you can't read the subs

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I'm just surprised I have not seen it, you could go, and watch almost any show somewhere.

I only made one webm of one of the fight scenes from wakfu and that was when i was still working out how to use Xmedia Recode. It isnt too bad, but could use some room for improvement.

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But in this case webms highlighting moments have made you aware of the show making you want to search it out In much higher quality then you'd find on a Holla Forums webm thread

BOST IT!

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Alright

More like how much of it they didn't play

Eww don't post that it gives a bad impression.

Yea, that is why i didn't initially post it. At least Quilby wrecks his shit in though.

I fucking hate Adamai, especially in that OVA where he trusts some girl in a dark dungeon who just casually killed a dude in front of him over his own brother, like what the fuck nigga thirsty as fuck.

I can't wait until this piece of shit meme is wiped from the face of the earth and I don't have to see this retarded drawings anywhere anymore
Then, and only then, will I be able to die a peaceful death, knowing that this trash has been completely removed and forgotten from anyone's memory.

Fuck you if you post this shit.
Fuck you if you like this shit.
Fuck you if you make this shit.

Well he is a dragon isn't he?

user I got bad news for you.

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I'll give you that, it's one of the most forced mames in the recent years.

Pretty clever user

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The dub may have been shit but I'm still glad I got that Bluray

its a shame that the french are the weakest europeans because the language is kinda hot as is (was?) their women.

French women are possibly the least hot women you could find in europe.
They have fuckall to offer and they look like lanky slendermen

They're literally just z tier northern italians

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look here satan i remember the brief period of time i spent in France being full of hotties don't ruin the image for me, i hate the frogs enough as is

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I want to worship Ecaflip

I will never get tired of that.

b…but muh Alizee

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Just avoid going there so you never have to face Paris Syndrome

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that only happens to the japs, i've been to paris and it was gay and shit

Anyone got the webm of the asian guy playing the violin in some european street?

Implying

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I'm genuinely impressed by the sharpness of your eyesight.

How can you get Paris Syndrome if you're already aware of how shit France is?

Thanks for explaining it. I will still repost it in one of the future webm threads.

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Nah its well know to wakfu shitposters

That freeze frame has been floating around for years, semi more recently is some baseline drawings that don't have any censoring, convenient or duck based.

No I don't have them.

I knew about the storyboards without the duck, first time seeing that frame grab though.

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There was also one that I can't find where there is writing with and arrow pointing to Amelia that literally translates to "Lower her a bit to hide her tits"

please….

Disgusting

There are not a lot of ut3 videos, nobody plays that shit game.

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Don't try to start shit.

Why do I know this and what the fuck is this?

cause she was born in Corsica which is like saying a cuban is american

it's Scrubs, a comedy series about doctors, it used to be pretty popular which might explain how you know it

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Also holy shit your ID in combination with that Webm

Something about this doesn't sit right with me. Though I guess the same thing happened with tribes.

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Is there some tactical shooter that has team speak but the volume gets lower further away so you can only talk to each other if you are relatively close?

it's called proximity voice, it's in a few games. that's project reality

yer lookin at it

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World of Tanks does something similar. You can only see other tanks if somebody on your team spots them, so you have to stay close together in daisy chains to stay aware of everyone's positions.

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Wait is this what wafku is actually about? I always assumed it was some fapbait slice of life weaboo shit.

An intentional feature is the same as an unintentional one, all that matters is if it works. Fighting games have been building features like this on purpose for ages.

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Yes

Also yes

You're lookin real jacked Holla Forums

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BOW DOWN TO THE MAHARAJA

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PRAISE THE MAHARAJA

t. Corse

The Maharaja is unstoppable.

shame none of the games are good.

A lot of games have that, yes.

Marks please.

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HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT THE MAHARAJA

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BEHEAD THOSE WHO DISRESPECT THE MAHARAJA

THE WEAK SHOULD FEAR THIS DEVASTATING FINISHING MANEUVER

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Daniel Lopatin is a fucking musical genius!

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user, your second video made me laugh so hard i was doing that keeled over laughing-but-not-making-any-sound dry heave motion, and the thick whacks of that robot beating her up set me off again. 10/10 webm, 10/10 filename, you have enriched the quality of my life

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That he is, user

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Which is the better Sonic fan video?

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meant for

that reminds me

Man I can't fucking wait. This is more then autistic childhood me could have ever dreamed.

Well fighting games are getting worse, so… yeah.

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Thanks man. I knew I had it somewhere just didn't know the name

LETS GO PENS
FROM /SP/

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/sp/ ples be made great again

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quick, post your most painful webm now

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But what about MGSV?

that is cringy as fuck.

That's what it should have been instead of an empty world.

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Kind of forgot about that. But do you get to kill kebabs in that?

I think you kill just russians in afganistan and then you kill PMCs and somali pirates in africa.

Requesting someone to encode some OC for me as when I try to encode my videos in webm it never turns out well.

No bully pls

might as well dump off here since thread got baleeted

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I get it's supposed to spoopy but the first picutre is incredibly cringeworthy

I keep wanting to try out a chiropractor. Pretty sure I have some unalignments going on. You know what's great? Looking into cracking compilations? You know what was un unexpected lewd bonus? Reflexology. If you haven't looked into it yet by some horrible happenstance, do so immediately.

So basically, what you are saying is French maids where a myth, and no one has never actually seen one.

Isn't the third one technically right though?
Wait, something seems wrong with that lore bit even before you get there.

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yeah nah

I wish I had a lifetime supply of videos like your 4th webm and that one anime scene where some dude brushes his sister's teeth.
Now that would be a blast of a life.

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I think they are just born with a default affiliation depending on the parent. I think religion is much more fundamental that in the real world, you can't just change faith if some kebab threatens you to do with a rusty knife to your throat.

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whoa guy leave some pussy for the rest of us.

gaming while drunk

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This is some next level pretentious retardation.

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is there a new UT game?

Why not just drink bleach? We don’t care about you. No one does.

no, just the same pre-alpha shit they've been dicking around for like 4 years.

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As opposed to rape without force? What?

Well, there is rape by roofies. Although you'd have to use a whole hell of a lot of force to move around some bitch's limp as fuck body into a fuckable position.

ah ok thanks

It isn't even good, I made those webm's for the next UT thread. Game is very jewish, paid mods, micro transactions and all that shit.

But Megarmang had connections to music since the beginning.
Rock
Roll
Bass
I'm sure there are other examples, but I've never been a fan of the series.

xD?

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Does that training actually work?

I don't see why it wouldn't.

it doesn't

I have a friend who was a fighter pilot/bomber in the air force who went through that shit and he said it was pointless, even to the point in that internally the army has seen results that prepping soldiers like this actually causes them to get into even more danger because they don't react properly to dangerous situations

Case in point, if you keep shooting a gun around the soldier but there is no danger you teach the person to react to gunfire as a nuisance that makes noise and he doesn't react to it naturally

They also had him kill chickens with his bare hands to "Teach you how to kill" but at least that was found out by the media at large and said it's not done anymore, but a bunch of idiot commanders bitched about it afterwards

no shit
It trains you to operate under stressful conditions (gunfire, pushing, dust, disorientation), how the fuck would gunfire become a "nuisance" instead?

fatherhood goals

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"even to the point in that internally the army has seen results that prepping soldiers like this actually causes them to get into even more danger because they don't react properly to dangerous situations"

That is the army's own review of training that way and like him they concluded it was making soldiers perform worse, not better

Learn

To

Read

Can I have a source on that?
Because the lesbian penguins of Ecuador have successfully convinced the president of Taiwan to release all political prisoners jailed between 1987 and 1996.

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It's what he told me, he said training like this just frustrates soldiers and makes them worse, not better

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And my dad is the President of Nintendo and he told me that a new console is coming out at this year's E3. You're a faggot.

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Get this cuckchan shit out of here.

Does anyone have the other monolouge that teh lich said to Fin

As in rape by regret. She's up for it but changes her mind a few days or weeks later and decides she didn't want sex after all. Now you're a registered sex offender!

Look at that nerd larping with his ax. Bet his mom is so proud.

Graviteam Tactics

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Xmedia Recode keeps crashing after finishing the first pass on 2 pass encoding even after updating and reinstalling the damn thing.
I did everything according to that latest "how to make a webm" video. What gives?
I managed to make a single webm before it went back to crashing.

Was that a dolphin? And if so did the girl live?

Sea Lion, and she lived with only a bite on her ass.

lel

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Thanks. The lich has some cool lines in that show. Sad he doesn't show up much.

Sauce?

What a fucking disappointment.

That's a lot of videos. Also the problem with the concept of a 2D "Souls-lite Rogue-lite" (I think they called it?) is that you have omniscience over the game arena. You know what's in front and behind you, what's above and below you. You can jump, you can duck. In Dark Souls you get a dodge and you can only see what's in front of you.

Making it a 2D game where the camera edge doesn't automatically lock to your back makes you too aware of everything, so it's not very challenging.

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I know, the lich had so much potential. He murdered Billy, the best hero ever, and wears his skin as a disguise to get Fin to steal from every single royalty.
The shame is there. He could have been a real villain but now hes just a damn baby.

Well, he's still in there… question is if they ever feel like bringing him back as an antagonist

The shit they advertize it with is basically a bunch of buzzwords to attract the maximum amount of people.

Also the concept of dank souls is high risk high reward gameplay, theres nothing magical about it, its just a very consistend design philosophy.
And FOV sure has shit all to do with its core game design since substantial threats are always in your FOV to give you a chance to react according to that design philosophy.

uh oh

When'd the writer change happen, anyways? Adventure Time was weird. At first it was just dumb, vaguely surreal lelsorandumb nonsense that wasn't very good. Then it became mildly more self aware, just a pinch less randumb and had more faux-D&D shit and the occasional serious bits regarding how the setting is post-apocalypse and Simon had a hard life, and it was good. And then it suddenly got too wrapped up in itself, Finn's character arc started to center around how he's a pubescent shit chasing the skirt of every shippable character for tumblrbait, and it just stopped being interesting, since the tabletop stuff seemed less sincere, the comedy got flatter and everything just wasn't very good again.

Brand new fresh OC

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Wow that was great before the vocals started

After Season 2.
I liked the first season, reminded me of my childhood, just running around the countryside, imagining adventures, making swords out of old sticks, dancing around and singing nonsensical songs. The moment the show went from "Hohooo, this is fun, huh? But let's just steer clear of the bad boogeyman in the tree…" to "DEEPEST LORE" is when it was ruined for me.

Pls 4giv

YEP I'M BOTCHING THIS

you are a faggit. But there is also a instrumental version.

there is that word again

Thnx, replaced

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As long as the deepest lore was restricted to side episodes and to being vaguely related to (and subsequently ignored by) a continually starry-eyed and mostly innocent Finn when relevant to the metaplot it could've been fine. The Ice King being eternally fucked up by evil magic was a twist I enjoyed. Really, looking over the episode list, Season 3 is the beginning of the end purely because the season finale was Finn being cucked and introduced to Flame Princess, otherwise nothing stands out after a skim. The show could've gracefully toed the line between the new and early tones, but after 4 it failed miserably by getting tied up in uninteresting dramas, shipping and filler in addition to doubling down on the serious parts that were supposed to be a contrast to the usual style. Somehow it's on its eighth season now, and I have to wonder how badly it's mutated from the buzzkilling overseriousness of 4. It was still tolerable then, just not nearly as enjoyable and with definite dud episodes, so I stopped paying it any mind. Did Sugar and the other shitty new writers immediately replace the originals after season 2 or did they have to weedle their way in over a couple seasons, I wonder?

She says "it's a real book, just small"

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I want to like Wakfu but jesus the language ruins it for me. So much nasal inflection in every voice.

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Doesn't sound more retarded than English trust me.

Ubisoft is probably part funding the game, ultimately I'd rather Mario, which has already been soiled hard with bullshit, Id rather it be Mario then Rabids X Chibi-Robo

I cannot find where I put the full webms for the udonge v eirin smug-off no matter where I look. Does anyone at least know where the source is?

Anything Ron Perlman voices or does is pure gold.

during ww2 Brazil had similar and sometimes worse training drills. Highly effective, but people would die often during training and the practice eventually stopped due to it's inhumane nature.

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Disappointing.

Is there a way to convert interlaced videos to progressive?

yes, ffmpeg has a deinterlacing filter.

What's the commands for it?

learn to use the program fam. Look at the man page or use the -h option.

have some video games

Its called
【東方MMD】師匠の意地
or
sm29473218

Go choke on a needle.

If this one works it's because Holla Forums doesn't like 4:2:2 chroma subsampling

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page 13 when

Just dropping this for reasons

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