Let's talk about child raising sims ITT

so how many times is it adequate to fuck your children every day?

It's called real life, OP.

Marry a beautiful virgin woman and start a good Christian family.

Reported.

There are numerous ways people have killed themselves in the past, find a suitable method and kill yourself.

no u

huh? where?

dont know about you, but i don't usually go around and hear gossipers going "yeah i fucked my dog 3 times last night"

actually, re-normalized, it was normal 200 years ago before the feminist overlords took over and your cuckold ancestors gave in to their demands.

Oh no the fun police are here.

unfortunately bestiality (remember, it's BEST-iality because it's the best sexuality) is not normalized

How out of touch can you be with the real world?

The Sims is technically a child raising sim, but almost certainly not what you're looking for. You could try lewd mods for it if you're desperate for a mediocre fap.

Before you leave the thread completely, just remember /cuteboys/ has probably been on the site longer than you.

That next step can't come soon enough tbh.

Does Long Live the Queen count? You raise a little princess to become a queen, though it isn't much of a "raising" game as much as it is a VN that requires you to pass skill checks in order for Princess Loli to not die, and trust me, she will die a lot. Royalty in her world has a mortality rate that makes XCOM rookies look like cushy desk monkeys. You need to teach the little bitch how to do princessy shit like ballroom dancing, politics, military strategy, and even fucking magic so that she can be the best damn queen her shitty kingdom's ever seen and not die horribly in the process. As a bonus, her skills give you unlockable outfits, some of which are mildly lewd Almost every skill in the game, no matter how useless it seems, is important towards passing a "not dying" check, even fucking falcon raising, and believe me when I say there is no shortage of things trying to kill the little pink slut.

We had an user play it for us back on halfchan before the big Gamergate exodus happened and shit was great.

You forgot incest, friend.

Yeah, this game is great if you don't mind your daughterfu dying horribly every now and again.

it's a mildly amusing LN, but a pretty shitty game, the actual mechanic of balancing her mood is not very fun, the actual fun is derived from making fun decisions which even then aren't super interesting except for maybe turning her into a tyrannous loli. Princess maker 2 is a far better game.

I'm gonna need some sauce for these nuggets, my man.

exhentai.org/g/1052228/920d8a0965/

I'll thank you when I'm not at work and can verify the contents.

Even in Japan raising sims is a niche genre so if you want a translated one your only choice is the Princess Maker series really. There was a Vita game called Trillion God Destruction or something that is also a raising sim but it is an Idea Factory game so it's pretty mediocre.

I really like the idea of these games but since they're niche they're always super simple. I'd really like to make a raising game with more gameplay to it than just grinding numbers. Personally I'd be really interesting in something like Yakuza 0's cat fight club wrapped in a raising sim. You'd be the producer/coach for your fighter in charge of helping them fight better as well as setting up public/fan events to build their popularity. And their personality would unlock different types of moves, decorations, and change the effects of events.

Oh yeah, the actual game part of that was seriously the worst. Training was totally unsatisfying and the Trillion fight was super gimmicky. You had to move/dodge using skills exclusively or you'd lose your stat bonus and without it you needed to be an absurdly high level to make any kind of dent in its HP.

They kind of had something like that in yakuza 4, where you'd train fighters for the dojo as saejima, it was super fun and way better than cat fight club, which is pure gambling rng.

I also kind of feel like they got more and more niche as they went on, princess maker 2 has a lot more to it than 3 or 4, which are basically pure raising sims and kind of play out more like VN's. I'm not sure about the tokimeki memorial since I only played 2, but it seems like that went that route as well, where they took out the fun shit like fighting delinquents/bears/snakes and stuff like the childhood memories in 2 and replaced it with just the dating sim elements, I mention them because the game play is similar to princess maker.

Or you can just start a family without relgious nonsense and we can put down the old, rusted tools used to build our society.

Right now I can only hope they'll bring it to PC. I've only seen 0 because some youtuber is playing it. My favorite thing about it is that a lot of the moves aren't full animations but it's like different transitions of the move. It's like a modern version of those old SNES/GB fighting games and I always thought it was pretty cool looking.

Yeah, 2 is far and away the most interesting. You send your 7 year old girl to work in the fields or go out exploring in the mountains full of rapists or the ruins full of demons. She can become a gravekeeper and fend of the unrestful dead with her sick sword skills.
I only got a couple of years into 5 and raising a little girl in the modern age is pretty dull. I hear it picks up later and I've seen a bunch of weapons but so far having her friends show up occasionally is the most exciting thing that's happened in her life. All my enjoyment of it has been pretending like giving he some balanced lifestyle means anything at all when in reality it's just numbers going up and you have to grind out hundreds of them before they start to mean anything.

You forgot to tip your fedora.

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Musumaker (笑)

Oh, this made me remember something

Musu Make Up? is it? the name of the game where you raise your daughter and then fuck her in the end?

unironical 10/10 game if you ask me

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I hope to god this is true.

PC or English PS4/Vita version when?

I am waiting for the final form, i for one welcome our degenerate overlords

You never had an argument to begin with.

Literally youtube atheist cancer.

wew, what's with all the christ fags today? Did far cry 5 get them all especially asshurt?

@12631222

Not even worth a (You)

how is that any different than

fuck off and post about little girls having sex

shouldn't have joined into the shitposts, lets just not derail this anymore

It's only really getting derailed because OP's topic isn't really strong enough to generate on topic discussion to drown it out. It's a pretty specific genre with few games.

Into the trash. Into the fucking trash. Only deranged cuckolds and antisocial closet rapists would touch this garbage.

SWEDEN YES

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>>>/out/

(you)

More delusional than a commie tbh.

japan has more atheists than sweden. You seem pretty delusional.

did your country get rid of schools while they were burning down churches or something lmao

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irreligion_in_Sweden

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_atheism
There are another four countries where the unaffiliated make up a majority of the population: North Korea (71%), Japan (57%), Hong Kong (56%), and China (52%).

Post your ass so I can take a look at your sources, based retardbro

Only one of those estimates is higher than japan in your own source, so why don't you try and find a source better than fucking wikipedia.

I'm the one providing sources :^)

LESS POLITICS

MORE LOLI

I don't know user, it's not easy to start a family. It won't make your life any easier, maybe only a bit less lonely. I've been in relation with a few girls, but that's far from enough. First, there's a lot of sacrifice to be made, for you, and your wife, and your kids. Then, you'll need to have enough courage to have sex. Hell, I've never even masturbated in my whole life, not even once, how am I going to have sex. Lastly, if sacrifice isn't enough, it's about managing your family. Not everyone has the talent to be a psychoanalyst, that's why some families went to shit despite having a decent father or mother figure. I haven't even mentioned dealing with retarded, crippled, autistic, or sexually deviant children.

There are many ways to become not lonely, and making a family isn't the easiest way. Some people will end up like Robert DeNiro, Robin Williams, and Brendan Fraser. If you think marriage will make your life any less difficult, no, scratch that idea. There can't be a marriage between man and woman without pure love, sacrifice, and humility from both sides. We marry to live with hope, not live with self gratification. It's truly sacred, not a game at all.

I haven't played it yet, but there's a raising sim where you raise a fighter on the Saturn, It's called Tactical Fighter.

[email protected]/* */ is pretty simple, my guy. Do the mini-games, select the right clothes and song and do auditions.

We got closet homosexuals here.

le sigh

I think the problem is more that you schedule one week at a time, rather than a month at a time, so the game advances a lot more slowly.

[email protected]/* */ probably isn't as fun if you can't understand the girls. The gameplay itself is nothing special.

It's not that fun even if you do understand the girls, after a route or two. Shit's repetetive.

Tactical Fighter looks pretty radical but I wouldn't have a clue what's going on.

I think you're right. Like I said I was enjoying pretending to be a dad but then you look up after 4 hours and you've barely made it a year it's a bad feeling. There's a ton of stress management when you have to deal with it every week too. And little kids are just so young you can't push them too hard anyway.

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what if, instead of a brothel sim, you ran a lady school?

Teaching Feeling.

Just don't fuck her until she wants you and your golden for the rest of the game.

Game is still being developed, Images I posted where promo things the dev put out last year, as of now, Sylvie doesn't move as the clips show. Just a heads up to potential players.

I see we can look forward to a few months of this cancer as Holla Forums becomes the premier place for christfags to bitch about far cry 5. Thanks ubi.

Why is she so bruised up and bloody?

Where have you been?
Game: d.filebox.moe/pcqyppo.zip
Translation: mega.nz/#!IGoUXKwL!ZKDwsQt4goVCFh1JjTjFsWwxUDajBlLOH-erwoiq7-Q

Now headpat and feed her pancakes.

8ch.net/hgg/res/85977.html
Link to the thread over at /hgg/

She was a slave to a cruel keeper who only wanted to harm her before she was taken as a gift to a merchant who then pushes her on you as thanks for saving his life at your clinic. They are burn scars. Please treat her well user.

HA THAT FUCKING IMAGE

what devilry is this

The mod package is quite good as well.

This isn't riddled with memes, is it? Because if I start looking forward to a game and it ends up like this I'm going to be quite upset

>8ch.net/hgg/res/85977.html
Nice crosslink newfag

C'mon. I said mod package. There's a bunch of guys over on 4chan that made it, that was one of the text reposes you can type to "talk" to Sylvie.
Normal game is just fine.

That's from a mod apparently. I'm assuming its the 4chan mod I saw mentioned on the thread at /hgg/. This is the fist time I've ever seen images above. That's some serious cancer.

ok

Anyone play this game and if it's any good?
store.steampowered.com/app/456760/A_dragon_girl_looks_up_at_the_endless_sky/

No but it's extremely overrated.

I agree

What's the easiest way to differentiate between PM2 and the remake? I want to download the original but keep finding versions of the remake instead.

The English DOS version is a beta, so the translation is unfinished.

Why do retards like you still shill against yuri?

She's everywhere

I envy you fuckers who can humorously mock retarded moralfaggots about idealized fantasy relationships with more of it.

Very nice.

Without being able to spank kids there's no point.

Awesome game.

fugg I meant to reply to musumaker

maybe youre in a nightmare world and youre just going to keep seeing her more and more often until the only thing you know is her will

Raising her to being a hero and marrying her at the same time is so hard. Just want to finish by taking up the sword again, running off with her and going on adventures together.

Not quite the same but fine too.

Can't wait until it's finished. Then maybe I won't have to start over after every update.

Thought she was wearing overalls in that last panel. Now I want an overalls/naked overalls outfit.

Cuck.

>>>/hgg/

They're not necessarily your waifus, just pieces of meat that you own, and they have to earn you money one way or another to pay off their debts. That said, if you want to waifu the girls, it's possible to beat the game without making the girls do anything naughty other than serve drinks customers like kyabajou

Nice try Rabbi

Jesus was anti-jew.
The only bad christians are protestants because their most prominents countries are infested with jews.

Okay.

if swf uploads work, here's a princess maker knockoff from Newgrounds

The reason for this is because the Christians had their own political party so they didn't bother to vote for the le nadzis. That and the nazi party didn't really like Christians that much. You can stop posting this now.

I wonder (((why))).

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Hahaha, ebin meme my dood! The reason why is because the nazis didn't like that the catholic church had influence over many parts of society like schools, boy scout camps, workers unions and other such groups. The Catholics weren't fond of Hitler's views about the state, philosophy and religion so they weren't going to bend over and hand him the country. Because these groups couldn't be controlled directly by the nazis they had to be abolished and replaced with government led ones that didn't oppose the party's agendas. Don't worry because during and ever since the night of the long knifes the catholic clergy and political heads were all exterminated, along with all the work they did for their fellow countrymen. Nothing of pre nazi Germany exists today.

because it was a pseudo-pagan movement tbh fam

the Himmler and many other Thule crew in the SS were into esoteric hinduism/rigvedism

You don't have to start over every update. just take the save data from the file and toss it into the new version.

kill urself pedo

What am I downloading?

Head patting sim. Honestly I wouldn't call Teaching Feeling a raising sim since you aren't really doing any raising, just feeding, fucking, head patting and buying pretty clothes.

Now, if only someone could combine Princess Maker and Teaching Feeling and feature a fully realized headpatting mechanic on top it would be the perfect wife husbandry simulator.

He believes that a magical sky daddy looks over and judges everything we do. That should tell you everything you need to know about him.

this artwork is fucking garbage, it makes tomoko look fucking good.

How does it feel to be this gay? Go watch Boku no Piko you filth.

Bet you like tattoos too.

I am hoping the author will add "cure her of her scars" event sometime in the future.

That is not how scars work.

but its a video game

The fact that the headpatting/pancake meme is a result of the game's awful balancing I would agree.

The scars are pretty cute though

Absolutely ebin, my dude!
I can't wait to post this to r/atheism and use it to pwn those fundies XDDD

she's blind in the wrong eye

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If you bash pagans because Odin turned into some gay bird to fuck a kid then he's an atheist; if you decide to bash atheists for being the cancer killing countries then he becomes a huwite pagan god.

Sweden won't be atheist much longer.

Yeah. Those crazy smalltown white people amirite fellow redditor :D?

Christianity's valueset is far superior to secular (absence of) morality, but it is still an extremely faggy religion. It's about worshiping a Jewish product of cuckoldry that sat back and accepted getting killed without a fight after doing a few small miracles (Moses' shit was more impressive tbh) and following the writings of (allegedly) four of his cultists that were all written decades after the "actual" incredibly mundane and pointless events.

You kids do realize if he fought back that would've alienated his entire life's teaching of being peaceful? Or maybe he should've made Christianity more like that one religion that came 700 years later. You don't what you're asking for.

I want a religion for men, not for faggots.

This. Inshallah brother, death to the infidels.

Is there a princess destroyer to go with it?

You can make her become a whore.

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Toddlers don't tend to have much in the way of compelling dialogue.

Or do you just want a "explaining to the police why you tore open that toddler's vagina" sim?

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I would like one of those.

Fair point. As long as the the feelings of love are conveyed, I'd be okay with that much. I also wouldn't be opposed to some 300 year old magical toddler shenanigans.

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But can she get pregnant yet?

Go be a good little christians and take care of you somalian 'sons' like your church keeps telling you to.

I want to turn my daughteru into a cock-loving SLUT

Nobody here is falling for your memes Muhammad

Source?

Thanks, user.

Except Canada, oh right no one cares about that place

If anyone would'Ve read the law, they'd know that Bestiality isn't legal in Canada. Although the courts did deem any sexual act with animals which do not have penetration is not classified as bestiality. Meanwhile, any sexual act with animals in Hawaii, Kentucky, Nevada, New Mexico, Texas, Vermont, West Virginia and Wyoming is 100% legal. Some other states also bestiality porn but not the acts. US congress made laws against sodomy and bestiality a state matter instead of a federal one.

If I'm not mistaken, animal fucking and porn making are (or were) legal in the netherlands.

You give them too much credit.

I skimmed the laws and if I'm not mistaken, Finland, Iceland, Russia, Hungary, Romania, Czech Republic, the Philippines reminder that Jim has a pig farm, Japan and Argentina legalized it, with some banning the porn.

Jesus wasn't a complete pacifist he got really pissed off when those greedy Jews were selling stuff in a church so he flipped all their tables over and told them to get the hell out. "My house will be called a house of prayer.’ But you are making it ‘a den of robbers.". Also if you think that the bible is full of pussy loving stories you should read the story of Samson.

Also the bible directly recognizes the Jewish faith to be a tainted and corrupt religion in Revelations. “I know your afflictions and your poverty—yet you are rich! I know about the slander of those who say they are Jews and are not, but are a synagogue of Satan”

Wouldn't they not be jews then?

The term Jew in the bible often was used to refer to both the Christian and Jewish faiths. The passage is referring to people who believe in the same God but don't believe the Jesus is the messiah aka the Jews.

Ah, I see.

Wonder project j2 was a pretty fun raising sim. If you like those types of games you will probably like it.

She a cute. Can I waifu her by the end of the game?

no, you are literally a god and you "direct" her, think the sims mixed with princess maker.

Damn

Don't tell me what to do.

Thanks for the recommendation, user, looks cute as fuck.

Don't know what you mean by the wrong eye. It's an original character by the artist, not Sylvie.

An original character that has been around longer than Sylvie no less. Teaching Feeling is an okay game but the fanbase can be insufferable at times.

smh, fam.

Some user on GG threads made those using one of those shitty Illusion games. There are some more pics on the gamergate thread, I only saved that one.

Tch.

I think he means just on the internet.

No, that's anecdotal as fuck.

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It's a gay dude who became a transvestite and then became a gay dude lesbian transvestite who then became a gay dude lesbian transvestite who also fucks dogs.

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That pic captures our degeneracy perfectly.

Does he fuck the dogs, or do the dogs fuck him?

Also those boards on top just make it better

God bless you all.

It's GNU Plus Linux tier semantic autism. Technically, fetish means you can't get off without it and you normally have just one, and kinks just add to it and you can have many.

They didn't exactly dislike Christianity itself.

The average burger christian seems to.

Reported for not even trying, intl.

Reported.

I don't know what you think reporting will do friendo.

What the fuck do you think user, the dog is fucking him. I mean why do anything else when delicious knots exist?

RIP /zoo/

8ch is my discomfort zone.

That's some serious cringe. Do 'atheists' seriously see themselves as this?

Oh God this game and its misleading options.

I just wanted to comfort her.

Getting fucked is pretty comfy don't you think?

guess that happens when you can never get any sex

I'd think getting tenderly loved by the one you love most would be.

You can do both.

I can't think of anything gayer.

That would be wonderful.

Dwarf fortress.

If you want to make it really degenerate you can give her headpats

Mother of the year.
Now we need someone to post the father of the year screencaps.

How did you fucking idiots turn a thread about raising simulators into a religious argument?

Neither Holla Forums nor Holla Forums want their respective boards covered in shit.
so they turn Holla Forums into their battleground and fling turds until the place is a cesspit.

Jokes on them, both their boards are in WORSE shape than Holla Forums

Fuck you Holla Forums, your board has always been shit. Holla Forums remains the best board on the site

That is quite some denial.

And that's why both your board and theirs will always be shit.
The only way you have to argue with someone else is to claim they come from the other board.
Are you a commie? Call him a nazi, BAM, your argument is now correct!
Are you a nazie? Call him a commie, BAM!, your argument is now correct!

And then one day, you find someone that isn't a nazi nor a commie and don't know how to talk back.
And protip: at least Holla Forums only has to deal with being retarded. Holla Forums has to deal with being luddite as fuck, anti-robot/automation, anti-internet and anti-technology.
One's a fag, the other is a transvestite.

At least Holla Forums isn't ashamed of being a cute trap.

You guys remind me of furries. Dragging your shit all over the place and then freaking out when someone calls you a fag for it.

It's the Jews user, they're being opressed by the Patriarchal Jews.

One poster mentioned christian families, and that caused the paganfags to come in. So, obviously Holla Forums attempting to ruin Holla Forums's reputation.

More like r/thedonald vs r/socialism.

There's a difference?

kys Holla Forums, including yourself in attacks on Holla Forums wont hide the obvious.

Or you're simply from the corpse of GG that remains on Holla Forums, in which case:
YOU HAVE TO GO BACK

Waaayyyy ahead of you

Hi Sweden.

Do you worship the one and only cartoon frog? He is the meme of man's salvation– B-but it's just a meme joke larp lol kek haha Don't take it seriously (pic related)

It's already started. Haven't you seen the articles?

It's called having a sense of humor. Also
Because morality hurts your ability to be a degenerate. People like you - humorless and entrenched in their habits - are often the types to ejaculate into their own faces.

OT I wish Teaching Feeling let you romance the Shopkeep and keep Sylvie as your adoptive daughter. Technically you can treat her as your daughter but you won't have any romance in that game. Also headpats and pancakes

This game turned out surprisingly fun.

Best post. Underrated post.

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I dunno I developed paternal instincts pretty early but I was fantasizing about older women first and didn't become a lolicon until after both those stages.

This is the most autistic shit.

Best thread ever.
Best father and poster.

Lolis can give birth no problem. Aras don't factor into the equation.

Is that Ridley Scott's Alien?

I don't understand

He's talking about an unending mill of impregnating lolis