HOW MANY OF THESE PIECES OF SHIT DO WE NEED?!
It's always the FUCKING same. Making a 2D platformer? Oh, Metroidvania! Making a 3D platformer? Oh, Banjo clone!
HAVE THESE PEOPLE NEVER HEARD OF ANY OTHER TYPE OF GAME?
"Forsaken Castle" just met its Kickstarter goals
Luis Martin
Logan Taylor
looks like a terrible, lazy, weeb bait castlevania knockoff
i expect Holla Forums will buy it in droves
Carson Carter
If it's NOT I am absolutely disinterested.
Noah Ortiz
It's not a Metroidvania because it isn't a Castlevania game.
It is a Metroid-like or a Procedural Adventure.
Oliver Allen
This isn't inherently a bad thing, though. Order of Ecclesia was well received; really it's irrelevant unless the dev is blatantly a problem person.
Charles Butler
Uh no.
Nicholas Price
You're masturbating to his sexual fantasy.
Dylan Flores
Oh look, another stylish 2D platformer/metroid/castlevania that won't come out for years.
Who has time to keep track of this shit? Until it's launched and fully playable it doesn't exist.
People point to the obvious scams and creator drama as the main problem with kickstarter and early access, but the real one is circumventing sensible prerelease hype practices to try and make one's game a "thing" that gets lots of coverage when it isn't even fucking done.
Nolan Richardson
i don't wanna go into no foreskin castle
Benjamin Russell
Numales lack creativity, including Holla Forums. The creative sensibility part of their brain is only capable of absorbing information during their childhood.