Why does Nintendo team up with the WORST shit company there is under this sun which literally does nothing but rehash...

thank you for agreeing with me

Ubisoft was one of the third parties that really try supporting Nintendo's hardware. Why would Nintendo not want to keep a strong relationship with a huge third-party with global presence? This is the extension of that relationship onto the Switch.

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Because this company is utter trash and even their most valuable IP tanked shit reviews already and was an embarrassment?

Even a Mario and Sonic crossover jump'n'run would be a blasphemy, but we're talking fuckint "Rabbits" here.

…And I still can't believe they couldn't come up with anything but "Rabbits" as the name for them.

So, what consoles do you own?

And no, no "normalfag" will buy this abomination.

DAAAAAAAAAAAAH

It's going to sell like hotcakes. Keep deluding yourself.

But they are named "Rabbids", not "Rabbits", a pun on rabbit and rabid? There is no other Ubisoft IP which could serve this role in terms of aesthetic. You're blind to the fact Ubisoft remains popular and well-received because you won't browse anywhere except this Filipino Etch-a-Sketch.

Meanwhile Samus drowns her sorrows in beer.

Because rabbids was one of the things that gave the wii a foothold.

Can't wait for the sequel, Zelda X Minions.

>>>/autism/
>>>/suicide/

She deserves to, her games are garbage.

Reminder that they're wasting money on this and not a Metroid game.
Reminder that neither the 3DS or the WiiU have had a Metroid game on them.
inb4 Federation Farce
Reminder that it would probably just be outsourced and shitty anyways just like Other M and Star Fox Zero.

Reminder that a new 2D Metroid game by Nintendo is a Never Ever and a 3D one is unlikely.

IT WAS REAL ALL ALONG

Better question, why did you buy a Switch to begin with? Oh yeah, low-IQ shill.

What the fuck is everyone's obsession with this shit, rightfully dead franchise? At least F-Zero I can get, but who the fuck likes Metroid, and for what reason?

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They're a far cry from EA and blizzard and will not be taken over by vivendi any time soon, deal with it.

I see what you did there, you fucking spic.

Hi Nintendo, reminder that AM2R is better than anything you've put out for the last 7 years.

What if Nintendo buys the Rabbids ip?

It was just as shit as every other 2d Metroid, which, admittedly is less shit than the 3d ones, but still not worth jizzing your fucking pants over like this fucking board does.

It's the one fucking game that everyone adores here, and I will never comprehend it.

But why not shittily port anything else to the Switch instead?

Doesn't Nintendo already have a super popular shooter?

I'm glad I had to google Zynga, avoiding social media is very rewarding.

Anyone else seeing this?

The crossover is an RPG, actually.

Uh, huh.

Have you considered the possibility that you have shit taste? :^)

Trolling aside what don't you like about the Metroid series? Personally I've only really enjoyed Super Metroid

Please tell me that OP's pic is fake. P-Please

Its been confirmed for quite a while that it does in fact exist.

It's fake

Go to bed, Nouns.

Because the Rabbids games sold really well on Wii and Wii U, and both companies like making money, so combining two money-making properties to create some new fusion of crazy shit is likely to make them both loadsamoney.
Also:
You sound like an inconsistent, incontinent faggot, likely because your butthole was distended by all the dicks you take repeatedly.
We have no fucking clue what the gameplay is even like. For all we know it could be something good wrapped up in a couple of shitty franchises.

I can appreciate the series', Super Metroid's especially, interconnectivity and ability to sequence break and do things that the devs perhaps did not intend. But that alone does not make for a fun game, and I never found any fun in the rest of the gameplay. Neither the exploration, nor the enemies.

Everyone on twitter is shitting their pants about this, but I'm like nigga who gives a shit.

Hey, at least Rabbids aren't considered part of Rayman, anymore. I'd rather Mario be tainted with them, if it came down between the two.

Considering they're shitting their pants, they are literally giving plenty of shits, user.

I mean more like why care?
If the game is shit which it likely could be then it's shit. It's got Nintendo name on it so the came play as a chance to be good.
I never played a game with Rabbids so i'm indifferent.

came play

Enjoy your death

(Checked)
I'm cool with that as well.

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How did Ubisoft failed to capitalized the Rabbids being at the same level as the Minions did?

Fair enough. I found it fun just because I like shooting aliens with lasers and shit, but that's just my simple-minded side at work. Exploration generally ranges from tedious to interesting, and I'll say that the only particularly interesting monsters were space pirates and most of the bosses.

I think the Metroid series usually gives you a good sense of progression as a player, going from only having a peashooter to essentially being a mobile armory. Prime 1 was fun for as long as I played it, and the rest of the series that I have played was honestly somewhat forgettable.

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The worst type of "humor". Video game comic "VIDEO GAME LOGIC XDDD" tier shite.

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This is fake right?

Minions were in a blockbuster kids movie, not in some video game barely anyone played.

Probably severely deluded as to how wide a reception Rabbids will actually have in this day and age, when everybody thinks they're fucking annoying, even the French they were made to appeal to.

Did they get someone at Gearbox to write this?

Just when I think Nintendo can't slink lower, they do it again.

Why do these people get the privilege of handling Nintendo's precious IP, and they're even allowed to put edgy swears in it?

I don't know if it's fake or not, but it looks more like a pitch than anything else. The timeline makes no sense, otherwise.

The only "laser" in metroid is the Hyper Beam, not only it does sound like a move from Pokéfaggotry but that's 1 laser vs a bunch of different colored missiles and bombs (which are essentially just keys for opening doors)

And you know what's that called? Backtracking, all Metroid games including Prime which felt the least empty have very small overall worlds to "explore", you're basically wandering a tube full of doors and holes in which you start from the middle, first you must go rightmost until you reach a door that you cannot open and then go to the left until finding a "powerup" or key (here come the missiles and epic lazers n shiet xD) and then you must back track all the way to that one door you couldn't open or platform you couldn't climb (upgrading your beam grapple) and repeat the same process over and over until you reach the final boss, that is the well-known main problem with most if not all Metroidvania games

If you really played Prime you would know this is BS, you get a taste of all your powerups before a script and a cutscene takes it all away from you and THEN leaves you in "peashooter" state, from there on you already know what you're gonna get in the future as you progress through the game, that removes almost entirely the element of surprise in the game regarding the equipment you can get and that leaves the Metroid series with little to none redeeming aspects at all.

This will not end well.

I know you havent played prime, you only get about half the powerups at the start.

They keep going on about the "bad ass" princess and its making me have flashbacks from sarkeesian.

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This is fine, but Fangames are not?

The Rabbids game was advertised as a normal Rayman game so the people who got exposed to it were gaming types, not shitty brats. They did a complete 180° on the concept and tried to pander to normalfags and in some way they were kind of successful given the amount of titles they sold with that franchise, but something just didn't click, because they were still associated with Rayman.

I guess Minions too were kind of a lucky break, given that the movie itself failed to be as popular as the merchandise it was selling. Which is a shame, I kind of liked Gru.

When Konami created Silent Hill, they envisioned a hellish landscapes that would represent the characters' deepest fears without having to rely on jumpscares or cheap tricks to make you feel as uncomfortable as humanly possible. I'd say they would have achieved a much better effect by showing me these. Not even my darkest nightmares look like this.

I feel the same way, but seeing this webm cheers me up all the time. Komaeda in particular, it fucking gets me every time.

Friendly reminder we're all going to die.

Like it or not but this is an early sign that "rabbid" will be playable in smash bros for switch or smash bros 5.

the party games on the wii were fun

We need a fucking purge.

This will not go over well for Nintendo or Ubisoft.

This hurts to read

Muh Arms though, its going to be GOTY because its the only decent looking Nintendo exclusive even though it will turn out mediocre just watch.

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This only confirms for me what I already knew. The japanese game industry has finally allowed the politically correct bullshit to take hold.

WHAT DO WE GET INSTEAD?

THIS SHIT!!!

I did play Prime on the gamecube but halfway through I simply dropped it because I felt I was playing Super Metroid all over again but in 3D, in retrospective most of my disappointment didn't come from Super Metroid flashbacks but actually Pokemon flashbacks, think about it, In order to progress in this game you must fight a bunch of badly-drawn chink animals over and over until you reach a roadbloack that can only be opened by getting a key disguised as an offense weapon (HM's) until you find another one and you must backtrack in order to repeat this process which gives the player an illusion of exploring a very big world or there having many gameplay hours which are actually artificial, the only way I can think Metroid being any different than Pokemon in a beneficial way is the lack of dialogue, (except for other M), if you don't let a Nintendo game have dialogue in it, you eliminate the risk of it taking itself too seriously like Pokemon does or simply being the most cringe-inducing trip as it was the case for Paper Mario CS and it's shitty humor.

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Don't forget that we could have had a new Punch-Out!!

good luck with that

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To be fair, thats what Arms is basically going to be.

Like clockwork

Oh god, its going to be a little kids game too. its not like any self respecting adult will buy this shit anyway

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Its true though

TWO NUKES WEREN'T ENOUGH

I just hope Mario Odyssey is good. Please? I'm willing to forgive this shit if that game is good. Please? It's been so long since a 3D Mario in the style of Mario 64. Please?
it won't be good will it
also thread theme

You don't understand normalfags.

Holy shit, this keeps getting better.

The deepest lore?
No more!

It is outsourced, Ubisoft Paris is developing it.

Punch-Out!! is a reaction-based puzzle game, not whatever Arms is.

IT FUCKING BETTER BE

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Reminder that first marios had like what? 4-6 enemy types?

While true, you know it will be true, especially if one of the DLC characters they include will be Lil Mac.

Nintendo has been making chronically shit decisions as far back as the late NES/Early SNES era, but something like "Mario x Rabbids" is unprecedented. I enjoyed Breath of the Wild but now I fear it might be Nintendo's last good game with the direction they're heading. Hell, BoTW just BARELY made it out alive with the Kikery and Westernization that went through it.

I ONLY JUST NOW REALIZED THE PEACH RABBID IS TAKING A FUCKING SELFIE. MAKE IT STOP.

Words cannot describe how enraged I am. With all my heart, I cast Kabbalistic Judgement upon this abomination.

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I also have a feeling this will have a shit ton of amiibo support. Like unlockable characters and abilities with amiibos. Nintendo's and ubisoft's

Good.

user, do you honest-to-god, truly believe this is going to sell?
This is gonna be a fucking disaster for Nintendo.
i can't wait for gaedox's video where he praises it and looks down on people for not "giving it a chance" just like he did with color splash and federation force

You know, in the 90's, I thought Nintendo would eventually sell out on Mario by making him violent. I didn't predict selling out with memes.

Why this things still exist?! They are as worst as the Minions!

How does this effect any game Nintendo is developing? This is an Ubisoft game with Nintendo characters. Nintendo is only responsible for letting this abomination to be made.

I still would fuck it. The question only remains if that rabbit has a dick. That's a requirement.

Minions at least produce facebook memes for normalfags to stay relevant.

7 enemy archetypes

NOW'S NOT THE TIME FOR DICK

that comes later

They were Minions before Minions existed, and now they're trying to bank off of their success.

The hair is the only thing that makes that abortion of a character even slightly attractive.

No.

We'll never get Little Mac as DLC because he has no way to stretch his arms out.

He can just stretch his arms like Michael Jordan did in Space Jam.

EXACTLY! This is why i have untold hatred towards these fuckers!

Oh good, thanks for reminding me to post this.

oh right, before people start saying

mynintendonews.com/2016/10/13/french-site-stokes-the-nintendo-nx-rumour-mill/

user, use your imagination. His Game play Gimmick is that he can't stretch his arms, but he can close in the gap and perform a star punch.

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That better be true or I still refused to continue to buy anything from Nuntendo

I actually would like Lanky to be in but know it'll never happen.

I don't know how that tranny can just recycle rumours from elsewhere and get credit for it.

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That was quick…

well shit. that was quick

It looks like an edit of already existing Rabbids porn with Peach's hair MS Painted on top.

Dons't take sherlok holmes to figure that out.

Ok that's actually really funny, thanks user

BE NICE TO UBI SOFT OR THEY WILL DOX YOU AND YOUR FAMILY
BE NICE TO UBI SOFT OR THEY WILL DOX YOU AND YOUR FAMILY
BE NICE TO UBI SOFT OR THEY WILL DOX YOU AND YOUR FAMILY
BE NICE TO UBI SOFT OR THEY WILL DOX YOU AND YOUR FAMILY

That'd make him fucking fun if he completely goes against the gimmick and he can't stretch but he's faster/more powerful up close.

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what?

GAS UBISOFT INDUSTRY CRASH NOW
GAS UBISOFT INDUSTRY CRASH NOW
GAS UBISOFT INDUSTRY CRASH NOW
GAS UBISOFT INDUSTRY CRASH NOW
GAS UBISOFT INDUSTRY CRASH NOW
GAS UBISOFT INDUSTRY CRASH NOW

A-user, what are you referencing exactly?

I would actually thank the hero who dares to dox the fags at Ubisoft. I would thank them with all the kindness a man can give.

Has God abandoned us?

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Fact Mario stole Samus gun is so retarded it is actually funny.
Especially in times when so many people want proper Metroid game.

tbh I liked the DS version of the first Rabbids game, but that's because it was 2D Rayman and you got to beat their shit in.

Explain.

Do you live under a rock? Go google it up yourself. ubi soft dox.

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Metroid needs to return to 2d plane. Or 3d with corridors in 2d perspective. Prime was a mistake.

10/10

Oh shit, all the reaction pics are coming to my mind again.

STOP IT

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sorry, that article seems logged, tkae this one insteed
oneangrygamer.net/2016/08/ubisoft-creative-director-implicated-in-dox-attempt-on-gamergate-supporter/9460/

It needs to release a proper game, not Hunters v2 but even worse.

Oh my god now I remember
That was fucking amazing

user, explain.

look

I don't remember this story. Which is weird because back in those days I'd have been researching and getting as much ammo as possible against the goons.

GAS UBISOFT, HANG THEM BY THEIR CROOKED NOSES
GAS UBISOFT, HANG THEM BY THEIR CROOKED NOSES
GAS UBISOFT, HANG THEM BY THEIR CROOKED NOSES

Thanks

yeah, it actually was but it always amaze me more how many people do not know abou tthis and yet llurking daily on Holla Forums.

Kamen Rider post-Fourze was a mistake

If them praising marx and being bleeding heart lefties didn't turn people off of them, or them buying out decent IPs and turning them to shit, actual criminal activity won't.

Doesn't mean you shouldn't link to it when Assasins Creed 5 or whatever drops on social media.

they're on 8, user

It's time

I thought there was like 30 ass creed games.

Prime was a great game, the only real problem is whats his face is a complete fucking retard that they need to cut off immediately or start filtering through someone with half a brain.

Oh well I completely missed the fact that a ubisoft guy was involved in that b8.

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THIS KONG HAS A FUNNY FACE

10/10

THIS KONG HAS A FUNNY FACE

THIS KONG HAS A FUNNY FACE

it is always the same, as soon a cucked company put out some new shit it gets hyped as hell. At this point it almost look like as if all the canceroues shit the company has done seem do be forgoten. For no reason. But what it make even more weird is the fact that this only works with AAA studios. If a indie dev fucks up he is fucked for his whole live.

You write like shit user. Are you a slav?

Surprisingly good enemy variety actually. But I think that between both Mario and Rayman, we should be able to have more fucking enemies for an RPG.

If it's an RPG, there will be healsluts of some kind.

Prepare for the pr0n.

japan.

I think that was his point: Metroid is garbage.

We could have gotten Mario RPG 2

Does this trigger you?

THIS KONG HAS A FUNNY FACE

what are you? 12?

Please don't bully japanons ください at least they aren't shitskins.

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ok. who did this?

boards.4chan.org/v/thread/377842452

fuck off

Salty nip is salty.

Reminder that two nukes weren't enough

What did they mean by this? (Assuming it's not fake.)

wat? I don't get? Salty about what? or is this just a slide atempt by a ubishitter? Do you try to slide from this

well, fuck you ubi soft.

Let me guess… Nintendo made the mistake of not only accepting to lend their IP to the retards at Ubisoft let me guess, their Montreal studio but actually let them do everything, including western marketing. God I fucking hate this shitty country's urbanites, all retarded pieces of shit mainling the SocJus cancer straight into their aorta and making sure everything goes to third-world status in less than a decade.

I mean I have always wanted a peach that is like the comic book one but this is clearly not it.

kek confirmed, ubi shill sin this thread.

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What you say is correct, but nevertheless Japan deserves at least one more nuke.

I'd be a lot happier if Peach were more of a slut as in that picture.

You're mostly correct, but see
although I don't see a source anywhere

Let the dead rest in piece.

Liberal values. Degenerate coalburning sluts posting selfies on social media

this

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A lost one should've hit commiefornia too.

You guys do realize it will be forgotten bargain bin trash in less than a month after release, right?

This kind of shit is what causes terrorism.

literally why?

It's actually Ubisoft Paris and Ubisoft Milan

Referencing Mombot and the Zachary bait.

Why, Nintendo? Why?

Why does Ubisoft have to put in leftist propaganda in fucking everything, even a fucking KID'S game? And why is it always so forced and cringe-worthy?

Holy shit, this company. Can't some frog just kill those guys already?

Any frog in this thread?

Its you saying that. Switch itself belongs in bargain bin trash.

What.

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He's a tranny. Seriously, that's it

Thank god, so we can at least completely ignore this piece of shit like all other Ubisoft games.

What. The ganre is in that picture "crazy combat adventure".

Kek. I wish journalists and "professional" reviewers would be based for once, see this desperate leak and actually tear this shit a game a new one.

What disgusting trash.

user, look here:
It's turn-based combat. HOW DO YOU HAVE A TURN-BASED "ACTION-ADVENTURE"?

I don't care either way since I don't own one, but that's an opinion you're having. Not fact. Fact is, it's selling nice. But I doubt this game will.

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1. Stop using niggerspeak.
2. Stop thinking that jewish media works for anyone’s interests but jews, ever, at any time, for any reason, even if it APPEARS to you that they are not.

I have no desire to feel anymore. I was hoping for something nice from Nintendo at E3, but this and Arms being their current points of interest just makes me wanna stick my head in a meat grinder.

I was suspecting a Metroid 2 remake - like Zero Mission from Nintendo. They are dead to me

Odyssey better be there and better be the best 3D platformer ever fuckin made

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Holy shit, they fucked up hard with this one.

Completely dropped the ball and it's 100% visible to everyone now how western developers just care about their propaganda.

hownew.ru

you better have bought those just for the afterparties

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when was the last time peach was even in distress, bitch is out there fighting niggas in SSB and go-karting most of the time

I thought Nintendo wasn't going to E3

betty nice user

But Super Mario Adventures' Princess Toadstool was an absolute psychopath. Was she such a stronk independent womyn for willing and laughing about bombing a tower full of CHILDREN in the seventh chapter?

SECRET OF MANA IS NOT TURN-BASED YOU MOTHERFUCKER

how are normalfags reacting to this? I'm not going to normalfag sites. fuck that

No, they're going, the main attraction should be Odyssey but I wouldn't be surprised if they focused entirely on ARMS or something

Are there any lewds of Peach dressed as Luigi

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Not like this, oh god

What the fuck. I didn't even notice that until now.

You can still take advantage of them and do a hero in the middle of the conference.

It was good, but I think that it needs a little more of work to be perfect.

I seriously feel like one of my childhood heroes was just brutally raped. Probably how those autistic Indiana Jones fans felt with the newest one.

How can you pair up Mario with those literally who French libtard propaganda shit company mascots?

How? Just how?

Someone explain this to me now.

Oh cool, my posts are in this. Still makes me sad though.

Why?

WE ARE NOT PUSHING AN AGENDA GOY

I really want to play KNACK 2 BAYBEEEE early

in all honesty I don't know, there's a few games there I want to try out and see, I'm hoping the Hat in Time devs are there since the game releases this Fall and since they were at PAX but I doubt they'll show up. Sea of Thieves also looks interesting but I want to see how it plays first

A long time ago m8

Good work user. But like what said need a more work. Nice to see some of my posts where in there as well.

That's just their casual containment game before announcing the real stuff: Super Mario Odyssey Right?

wow thats for real? i thought the person spreading that rumor was confused when they saw rabbits in the mario odyssey trailer
with a name like kingdom battle, i would have hoped it was a heroes of might and magic crossover.

is that so? that would make sense if thats true.

How long until they blame misogynerd goobergators for the failure of this game and that they couldn't handle a strong Princess Peach while completely disregarding Mario 2 and Super Princess Peach?

How ironic would it be if when this flops, they dont Gut the Mario Franchise, despite them pulling this nonsense with other franchises.

Your webm is shit, user. Please kill yourself for being a memespouting redditfag.

You have autism

ubishill detected

That's not stopping him from being smug as all hell about it.

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A week or two after its release

THIS KONG HAS A FUNNY FACE

I hate ubisoft, and not to mention you fags are falling for such an obvious fake leak. This is on Corocoro Pokemon leaks tier fake. Also
wew

Trailer's out

this is fake
this is fake
this is fake
this is fake

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well theres rayman himself, his pals and a whole harem of buxom fairies and warrior princesses

Nope sorry

and there i was thinking it was a real trailer

You fuckers need to quit being so down all the time and actually take action for once. Even if you don't accomplish anything, pissing your enemy off is good enough to rest easy.

First of all, email both Ubisoft and Nintendo.
Tell Nintendo that you do not support their collaborating with Ubisoft and that you'll stop buying their products if they continue working with Ubisoft.
Tell Ubisoft that this shit looks fucking retarded and you have no further plans to support the company due to shitty game after shitty game.

Secondly, the best way to influence a market is to influence the consumers. In this case, the hipster manchildren on places like Leddit and Shitter. You need to bully them. Show no mercy, make them feel really salty for even THINKING about buying this game. Let them know that a dark cloud of condescending and righteous judgement looms over them as they walk to the game store and buy this piece of garbage.
MAKE THEM FEEL REJECTED

And as a final course of action, be as obnoxious as possible. Bully the developers, make shitty memes about the game, make shitty posts about the game, and best of all:
Don't be fucking sad or salty about the game
I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH YOU STUPID FUCKING FAGGOTS.

If the game makes you salty, you lose and they win. Shit games are not to fill your heart with hating contempt. They should fill your heart with sneering, laughing, contempt. You don't let the Jews look down on you, YOU look down on the Jews. Look down at this hideous, laughable atrocity that will cost Ubisoft any further relations with Nintendo, and possibly cost Nintendo a good chunk of its fanbase. Does it not make you laugh?

Laughter is key to staying a step ahead of your enemies. Sadness and gloom are chains THEY lock you in to keep you from acting against them. Quit being a little bitch and do something.

hang yourself

No fucking shit, there's spelling and grammar mistakes all over it. Only fucking retards would buy this shit.

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I just realized something horrible. With the rabbids' tendencies to mimic pop culture, what if we hear bwaazinga muttered in-game?

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what if it's Mario saying it

Does this break the Mario timeline for you, user? Don't worry, I don't think this episode will be "canon", either.

i always thought that her penchant for bombs in the mario world comic and her bomb spam attack in mario rpg were related.
i thought wed see more demospam peach after that, but it never really happened.
well, occasionally i would pull up a bomb in smash bros when i use the turnip move, but thats pretty much it.

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If anything, North America needs a nuke for the first time.
Specially Canada, USA could save itself with a nuke on the entire California, and maybe some bombs on specific locations through the country.

Remember the time they had a rabbids tv show? The clips get a million views. It's the same reason that Fruit Ninja has a cartoon for Youtube Red. People who still do Fruit Ninja related videos get a lot of views as well.

Two nukes. Eastern Canada, Northern California
Deal?

It's harder to value something coming from someone who doesn't value it himself. I'm sure there is a named psyhcological effect for this you can find on Wikipedia.

This is what is happening. Handing Mario out to Ubisoft is just beyond riciulous.

This shit makers the CDI games look like fucking masterpieces.

it's still going user

how about san fransico? that socjus shithole needs to be removed from this timeline as soon as possibru.

If you really want to hurt these people take a hint from GG, targeting their source of income is best. Poison their advertising, and you will send them into a panic. Perhaps we can try associating the rabbids with something normalfags don't like?

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You forgot something. See the end of for reference.
I figured the YT video would be easier to edit. No bully. I also lost the webm anyways.

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Somewhere out there, someone was wishing hard enough that Nintendo would do something different for once… Goddamned Monkey's Paw.

I forgot to say, France, Germany and UK too.

THIS
The single best way to harm this monstrosity is to poison their advertising. If we can associate rabbids with negativity, or perhaps cheap pop-culture pot shots with negativity, it could very well directly harm their sales.

Checking those dubs.

They are making an Ubisoft theme park too

so is there any source for this shit or what

Never ever, the nigs at treehouse will find it racist.

He should pull a Columbine while wearing a Waluigi hat.

oh vey

Not today schlomo.

I can't wait to fight Bowser in a DRUMPF wig at the end of this game while taking selfies as Princess Stronk Womyn Peach!

Kill yourself faggot.

What do you mean? It came from here. I made the image the video was based on.

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wew, the shilling is real. Whats his next buzzword?

nintendoworldreport.com/news/44682/new-details-about-mario--rabbids-kingom-battle-confirmed-for-switch

Yeah, there's no source, but I'm too jaded and cynical to think this is fake.

subhumans like you have to die a slowly painfull death.

No, I'd think it's real, because this is a bad thing. This being fake is a fucking good thing, dumbass.

That's why I've dropped out of modern gaming. There are far too many vintage games meant to be played, and I've only managed to complete a few.

i think its less falling for a leak and more that anons in general can never feel comfortable, so theyre constantly looking for a reason to justify being unsettled.

Holy shit kill yourself.

Well thanks fuck they weren't any more specific or it would be suspicious

Buying new games is consumption for the sake of consumption.

There are so many games already in existence, that we don't really NEED more.

Let the industry die. It will only improve the hobby.

can we push him over 100 post? What was the last highscore, can't remember.

What do you think anons? Paid shill, or raving nintoddler?

I'm gonna laugh when this is proven to be real.

Also Sony is working on a Rabbids movie
http:// variety.com/2015/film/news/rabbids-movie-writers-matthew-senreich-tom-sheppard-zeb-wells-1201617947/

Latter.

The last high score for a shill was way above 300 I think, of course that was before the bump limit was reduced.

I see how it is. Have my stalest meme as confirmation of my oldfaggotry. Filtered.

Fake, this looks like a retarded kickstarter project trying to sound hip and fresh rather than something Nintendo would make, not even NoA with their obsession for "How do you do fellow kids?" would do something like this.

(((215)))

maybe the PR company that both hired for damage controlle? He came in as soon the dox article dropped but he seems more focused on those images.

No, i think it was after the bump limit was reduced, i think the thread was stickied though.

FUCK OFF
archive.fo/DhYfJ
Sadly enough I have no idea whether or not this would be better or worse than the Emoji Movie

user, I never thought I'd tell you this but you are a fucking genius.

Fellow right-wingers, don't you just love Rabbids for their anti-Semitic undertones and preservation of white culture? I sure do.

HUMAN EXTINCTION NOW

Convince (((Media))) and gamers.

I can see it now GameExplain and other kike E-Celeb nitendo shills saying on reveal.
"Oh it's not bad guys could be good!"
"We can get Mario RPG 2 if we show interest in this rpg game with Mario in it"
"Guys the game is being made all we can do is give (((useful))) criticism"
"You guys said X about Y and it turned out to be good! So can this!"
"I hope this succeeds so Nitendo doesn't go thrid party."
"Guys because the Switch is portable it's gonna be more fun somehow"
"You got X, why do you care if Nitendo makes Y?"
"You're a Microshill Sonyshill ||| You just wanna see Nitendo fail"

Later on we will get more people saying that people are alt-right GG Nazis for criticizing the what will be heavy SJW, reddit meme jokes forced in the game.

There will be a Trans Rabbid. Birdo will also be shoved in to make a political statement.

GamerGate will be blamed for the critism and everything bad that will be in this game.

Treehouse will fuck it up more.

Even better.

A WOMYN GAMERGIRL will be the person on E3 showing off this game. And the Nitendrones will cheer and clap.

every single rabbid is white, they have achieved what we are still trying to do, perfect aryan race

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

THIS IS THE MOST OFFENSIVE THING I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE

UBISOFT IS A FUCKING TERRORIST ORGANIZATION

TRUMP BETTER DROP A MOAB ON THEM RIGHT FUCKING NOW

OH MY GOD YOU FUCKING MORON! YOU JUST POSTED IRREFUTABLE EVIDENCE YOU'RE ID HOPPING! HOW CAN YOU BE THIS STUPID?

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Ubisoft and Nintendo, trying to convince people this leak is fake when it clearly isn't

Could I also point out that companies, supposedly, watch the second hand market?
They know EXACTLY what the fuck it is that we want.

Now this.... is a shill gentlemen.

I'm not so sure but I'm going to assume it's true just in case

What's next? A Mario + Minions game?

Nintendo's advertisements disgust me. I avoid them like the plague since that first godawful trailer for one of the Pokemon games. They might be consciously targeting shitskins of all types at this point. Huge focus on normalfags (like Switch-owning OP), obviously.

I completely lost interest in Nintendo games. Playing PC-Engine, arcade and Sega games at this point. PC and PS3 for modern shit.

More cancerous than cancer itself.

It's also valid to remind people not to buy new games. Wait a while and buy everything used, unless you actually like the developer. Piracy is also valid.

Yeah just look at all those reliable sources

This should be the soundtrack to the game

It's just making a point about Mario games being extremely samey for the sake of tradition no reason to think this is a political based jab unless you're a colossal autist

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I'm keeping score for his ID changes, lets see if he breaks the record.

oh so progressive. Someone need to tweet anita this anti-wymen image of male masculinity.

Sure, Pokemon has nothing to do with Nintendo. Not closely related at all.

I only play Pokemon on PS4.

Wew

in fact every playable character is white, that's pretty fucking racist if you ask me

Does anybody know what that screaming noise is

We left God's light a long time ago. This is retribution for our sins.

wew

out, darned goon

Get better taste in porn holy shit

it's like shareblue or CTR of the video games industry.

wew

It's the sound of your hope shrieking before dying.
If not for the fact I want to see just how far this shill goes, I would say Mark should just delete the thread.

I do, keep posting

Reminder to not give the shill any more (you)'s.

Well that makes at least two. Keep going shill-san.

Isn't the "Pokémon Company" equally co-owned by Nintendo, Creatures inc., and Game Freak?

That was the SWBF EA shill, right? He went so far it didn't even keep count accurately.

You need to go back to SomethingAwful right now

you haven't convinced me yet mr shill

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How can they operate independently from a company they're owned by?

Holy fuck this thread is already past the bump limit. What a shit show.

Even if you personally got this thread to 751 replies you still wouldnt be able to stop it

I remember visiting a graveyard for the first time since grandpa's death, and I always thought it represented the death of something, but not quite exactly what.

Is this the "death" that this graveyard represented?

Didn't you call a guy out for supposedly not fitting in here?

Who could it possibly be?
I knew you were from Reddit when you said 'doxxing', faggot.

There are worse things than death user. This may be one of them.

for shame "user"

>>>/reddit/

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I'm so glad to witness this personally. I missed the evolved shill sperging out. I wished I had witnessed that.

17 at least.

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You would know if you weren't from Reddit.

NO BLACK RABBIDS IN THE RABBIDS SERIES

What are you even witnessing? Nothing is even happening in this thread besides you sperging out over some other user saying this shit is fake.

That promotional image gave me cancer

wew

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What about that one big guy rabbid who wears a mask? He's kinda black.

Was the rabbids game the miiverse community where jim sterling kept forcing a willem dafoe meme?

May I offer some advice?

Close the browser, turn off you computer monitor, and set away from the internet for...15-20 minutes. Then, come back and reread your post with a leveler head. It doesn't seem like you're firing on all cylinders (Which is something I've, also, fallen victim to on a few occasions).

you know i think i woulda prefered that that jimmy-neutron/splatoon crossover had been real now

why does he wear the mask?

It amazes me that these dumbass companies still don't realize how poisonous this kind of advertising is. How can anyone believe the "there is no bad press" meme?

(((They))) have bent N's arm back and are demanding N's biggest property to interface with one of their shitty IP's to prove N's new loyality to their demands.

Why do you still think this is real and why do you think anybody wants to actually discuss any topic with you?

I just do not understand though. I have plenty of normalfag friends, some with normalfag children or little brothers who are dropped off to watch videos on their iGizmos and phones, but for the life of me I've never seen them watch anything besides Minecraft videos, the occasional streamer/let'splayer and Spiderman cartoons. At best the grownup normalfags watch sportsball highlights on jewtube while their trophy wives listen to horrible latin-american music. I've never seen any of them click on any of these videos, or similar concept ones like with Minions. Heck even the children do NOT watch Minion shorts religiously. Just who are these people who can't get enough of their Rabbids fix? It has to be third worlders and the bottom of the barrel, surely?

Mark wanted to force him to take a break but the rabid fuck just changed IPs

this is why i kill jews

And it looked like some others have dropped in to help him out. Poor thing, I hope they are getting paid.

Because he's a big guy

But Super Princess Peach had fee-fee misogyny or something and was also much better than New Super Mario Bros.

Honestly, maybe Nintendo NEEDS a Hotel Mario of this generation to get their balls back.

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hm

Why didn't you mention the tranny?

banned for being cynical in a leak thread under rule 8 (derailing and shitposting). that is something else. mark, at least put half an effort into looking to see if the reports you get are justified.

If you keep reading the thread, you'll realize it was more than justified.

It was worth a shot to put what I've been learning into action.

I was, sort-of, involved with the "Nintendo Defense Force" when I was in really deep on GameFaqs. The "payment" is the hope that Nintendo will "Make good games…eventually."

not my OC

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Well now that we are nearing 400 replies is there a trustable source on this

And how did that pay off user? I'll let someone else tell you to kill yourself.

Thus Spoke the Autism Lord

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Any muslims on Holla Forums near Paris/Milan?

You would be doing us a huge favour.

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Don't you get it yet, Ubisoft is in league with the terrorists, this is part of their plan

He seems to have quieted down, do you think his bosses came in, and told him to tone it way down?

what if they're almost all bots user?

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user the fact is the video game industry caters to markets that don't exist.

I think he got all his posts wiped again

I was focusing more on the latter half of the title.

just refreshed, he did get wiped

Shame, I wanted him to keep going.

God, Nintendo's lucky to have Super Mario Odyssey this holiday.

Just nuke France already.

don't worry, he will just reset his IP and come back
even if he won't, I'm sure he's gonna show up again, autism like that is unstoppable

Except that's not what happened at all. Nowhere did I shill this game or speak of it in a positive light. I pointed out the leak was probably fake due to spelling and grammar errors all over the slides and the lack of a primary source of the leak. Point out where ANY of this shit happened.

hello again

Holy shit, they must pay you really well.

i would agree if he were actually derailing a video game related discussion.

while i think its concerning how fast this thread filled with Holla Forums tier outrage, as you mentioned earlier there are not that many uids in the thread. perhaps the rest of the board either doesnt care or doesnt believe it either.

Niggers, Niggers.
Quit talking about the autistic goon and let's get back on topic. We need to make this pathetic piece of shit crash as hard as possible before it even has the chance to surface. If we play this out correctly, we may even break the Nintendo + Ubisoft fuckbuddy relationshop for good.

Prove I'm a shill

I'm just here to give the redditfag autists something to do.

Won't it do that by itself? Why do you need an army of anons to do it?

You're the autistic goon, though.

We both know that army has absolutely nothing better to do.

Good luck, fag. Every piece of shit goons, sjweebs, paid shills, alphabet agencies, leftards, normalfags, redditors and etc. on internet tries to do that. They almost always fail.

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The country will collapse on itself within a few years since the frogs elected that (((Rothschild))) puppet to let in more nigs and muslims in France.

He wants his personal army to attack Nintendo, we get it.

God fucking damn it, that's fucking it.

Listen
I would absolutely fucking love for this to be fake, but unless you can prove that it IS fake, this looks so irrefutably real that I'm gonna continue to say it is
I don't think you're a shill, I think you're just in denial of the fact that this is real

it's not like they don't deserve it for this shit

Final Boss + Forms Leaked

How about you prove it's real?

Ah, yes the infamous retarded hatred of Nintendo from Holla Forums.

Look at it.
This is too well-made to be made by some jackass in Blender.

That's not proof that is just conjecture. Nice try.

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Yeah, but the big difference is that they're doing it through attacking people, shaming them, making themselves look the they're the biggest person in the room, and that anyone who challenges shall be branded as an idiot. And, all those tactics ever give them are a bunch of angry people and constant resentment and scorn as they people the put people on the defensive (Which you are never suppose to do).

In the book, to extremely summarize, Carnegie is saying that if you want to influence people (With the possible bonus of friendship, which is never really a bad thing), you have to treat people like they're… well, people. That they do the same stupid shit you do, that they worry about the same nonsensical problems you do, and they screw up just as much as you do. And, treating yourself like you're Gods gift to the world is going to result in you going absolutely nowhere.

Except you can prove a photograph from a drawing. There's nothing proving this isn't some fan render. Remember this user? Holla Forumsedditors ate it up like the retards they are.

Remember how some idiot knew Palutena was going to be in Smash, but instead of leaking the real image they had up front, they instead made their own idiotic fake Photostop leak so they wouldn't be found out and accused of leaking?

Art's legit, no doubt about that. I find the internal slides, on the other hand, a little hard to believe.

Aside from having professional quality beyond what some random asshole could do, you mean.

The picture I just posted was a professional quality 3D render of the supposed Nintendo NX made by some random asshole.

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That's just a shape with some blender lighting attached to it. It's much easier to fake than an entire poster full of original models.

Yeah, because it's something with a level of detail that could easily be made by some random asshole. These aren't.

IIRC, the story was that some guy actually 3D printed that, assembled it based of of the design another random guy posted, and then took a picture of it. So, it is real, it's just not the real NX.

Man you guys are so naive it hurts. How old are you guys? You guys must be REALLY young if you're this naive.

Gonna send it. Any last minute changes I should make?
nintendo.com/corp/webform.jsp

those sure are some hot arguments

well, that goes to show how much trouble people will go through to pull your leg and get a moment in the limelight. it must feel empowering

This thread is being flooded by shills and goons. They see us as a threat. Do not engage.

Looks like autism. I'd wait until it's officially confirmed.

Says the guy whose argument amounts to "NO IT'S REAL BECAUSE I SAID SO!"

You realize nobody reads that shit, right?

Tell me what part of the poster is fake, then.

Where?

would you look at that

The fact there is no confirmation yet, the fact is riddled with spelling and grammar errors, the fact that fucking Mario 3D models aren't hard to find/make.

I should probably tweet it to them instead, anyway.

He probably gets paid a buck per reply.

And there we go. We have confirmation that flooding nintendo.com/corp/webform.jsp is the exact thing they do not want us to do. So, hey, everyone, flood that with complaints about Ubisoft. Ideally, hit them from both sides so they don't think there's any sort of winning scenario: Complain about it being racist, sexist, whatever, and also complain about them betraying their company and fans. That way, they're forced to back out entirely, since they're trapped in a lose/lose.

making people feel bad for making the 'wrong' choice also plays a role. but of course they have to be open to the idea that they would be bad people otherwise.
in the end, you want people to feel validated and smart. if that comes down to making them feel terrible about themselves and seeking redemption would make them feel validated, then thats how it is.

lets assume for a moment user is working for this game. how hard would it be for someone in that position to bring the thread to their attention to let them know people are working to sabotage it?

Yeah go ahead do it. You're retarded for expecting anything though, since that's how jewish Nintendo is.

Prove I'm a shill, fag. I'm waiting.

I bet not replying directly to their posts doesn't get them their shillbux.

They're probably in too far to back out
Not like they would anyway, people getting mad over federation force just made them double down

Or they didn't care about Federation Force considering they kinda shat that one out with little fanfare to begin with.

Metroid is supposed to be one of their flagship franchises, I find it hard to believe they didn't care

and then the thread got really sad

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Those are commonplace already on game art on other games, so it wouldn't surprise me here. Also:

yeah

It's a (1) poster.

Except that was me, user :^)

Why would there be spelling mistakes on an internal marketing slide?
What new models? None of them are new in the slightest.

:^)

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YOU FAGGOTS ARE BEING TROLLED BY A HIGH LEVEL AUTIST
MARK MY WORDS==

shit.

provide links to the costumed rabbid models

Provide links proving this is a real game.

those rabbid models seem pretty new for me, prove they aren't

Tell me where the fucking guns and Rabbid costumes came from, then.

Prove they are new.

Someone made them to help fake the thing, duh.
Except it's highly unlikely someone ACTUALLY MIXED UP SHELVES AND SHELLS

burden of proof is on your side

Actually it's on your side to prove it's real, since that was the initial claim made by you and the various anons in the thread and the Nintendo news fansite.

GUYS 349bb4 has made
6 DOLLARS
Now. Quit giving him his autismbux.

we are not talking about the game itself, just the models which you claimed "aren't new in the slightest" so you must have an idea where to find them and should be easy to prove

he's made at least 60, he's still the same ID hopping faggot

Hi shill

Except we are, you claimed the game was real.

Hi shill, the thread is on page 5 nobody is reading it anymore

This is Ubisoft we are talking about. An intern there wouldn't tell an actual spelling mistake from a spellcheck mistake.
Yet the models look too unique to be made by an amateur modeler.

NINTENDO YES!
wew lad

That's your opinion

Are you implying that anyone working at ubisoft is a professional

the art in question is whats being used to determine if its a ruse or not

A little cherry on top:
leave the selfie, crossdressing rabbid for the very end, flash it for like 3-5 frames and add a scream.

I should have rephrased it better.

Ignoring the models of the Mario characters, I counted at least 20+ assets not found in any other game throughout the leaked images. It is unlikely that a random nobody would have the time to design and model all of the assets to create a couple of leaked posters and promotional images in time for a leak.

This is going to end up a total failure, like Federation Force. Nintendo probably thought they could partner with Ubisoft and get a new franchise for them by pairing it with Mario. But this is like Mario going down a pipe to find a septic tank filled with shit.

I imagine it's some sort of deal, Nintendo throws their best IP in with some shitty Ubisoft franchise. Nintendo shows them how much software the Switch can sell, and then they get a dependable third party developer.

Looks completely retarded so far, trying to be way too edgy, it's probably Ubisoft's retardation.

I miss Iwata.

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It better be a failure.

What about that rumor of Retro doing another Metroid Prime game?
I thought nier automata was great (inb4 it's a Yoko Taro game). There maybe some hope left for PG.

Prove it.

Inb4 federation force 2

DON'T YOU DARE JINX THAT SHIT, YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT FAGGOT

You know it to be true. Nintendo hates what samus has become so they're trying to sabotage metroid.

Do you want me to go full autism?
Peardian, a professional freelancer modeler has been designing custom Smash Bros Brawl-style models for at least 6 years, and so far he made only 60 models. If a professional modeler can only have the time to produce 10 models a year, then there wouldn't be enough time for someone to model at least 20 assets in time starting from the very first proposed leak of a Mario Rabbids crossover, just for commercially convincing posters and promotional images.

The good goyim at NWR are responding somewhat positively to it
archive.is/Edfsp

Approved, and checked

I don't really care. It's blatant shovelware to pad out the switch's library, like those Olympics games that no one cares about. I can easily ignore it.

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cant really debate that.

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Nintendo could do the most fucked up shit and still win everyone back with a carefully timed PR move. Like, they do this shit, scam people in various ways, whatever, use your imagination. But then they rerelease
MOTHER 3
or some shit, and BOOM. Everyone is back. Corporations like Nintendo never have to fear. Don't believe me? Wii U happens, but everyone comes back for the Bait 'n' Switch. Nintendo even blindsides and overall fucks over Wii U owners… still doesn't matter.

Face it, corporations can do anything they want, and it doesn't matter what YOU think because everyone else can be PR'ed back on board with little hassle. Democracy and Capitalism.

This really is Hell

That's not democracy, that's stone cold corporatism, I wish I still loved Nintendo and was a conformist
seeing them go down this path hurts too much

Hey, anyone have an archive (or download) of the shitposter? I want to see what he said but his posts are deleted

This makes me feel rage on levels I can't even explain

What sort of cringeworthy dialogue are they going to write for Peach to say

Picture that she kicks Bowser's ass effortlessly in a very "empowering and freeing scene", would the Ubishit writers make her say something like "I could've kicked your butt any time I wanted! I only chose to get kidnapped those 50 times because I felt sorry for your small dick!"

And then she mugs at the camera and goes "Vote Michelle in 2020"

Daisy effortlessly swats away Bowser in Mario Party 3's story mode, but I'm assuming that was a joke rather than some declarative feminist statement.

when do my wounds start to heal

i dont remember that specifically, but in mario party 2 whoever won the game would have a showdown with bowser. like a quick draw match in the western world

I'd like it to be true, but unfortunately, Rabbids are really popular with kids. The same crowd of Minecraft kiddies who think Jacksepticeye and Markiplier are funny are probably going to eat this shit up.

I weep for the future.

I fucking hate nintendo at this poont. They have becoms diluted piss water. youtu.be/AQ6tgoM4Fao

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Nigger are you shilling your shitty youtube channel? Do you have the tism? You sound like you have the tism.

i has mentul dones

No wonder 25 year olds like it so fucking much

I hope the world ends this year.

>putting a space after your meme arrow
No wonder you want the world to end.

Dunno, I'm happy with my switch

couldn't afford minions

Question tho
did you absolutely need a switch for Tetris, mk8 botw?
Why am I replying to bait

I didn't, but why not buy one if I can? That's what entertainment is for, you don't NEED video games.
I also don't have any other consoles.

(current gen, I mean)

Keep crying fake all you want, this will only make this more painful. Don't weep for this future, we all had a part in marching each other here.

It's one shitposter, my guy.

is this a nintentoddler having a breakdown?

He bought a Switch and only just now know how fucking Jewish they are despite everybody probably already telling him this. The next ROB thread is going to be interesting.

Gets me every damn time