Kusoge

so bad is so good in japanese

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Did you last post get deleted or where you banned? Kusoge is it's bad so you laugh at it.

Tamsoft sucks alright, let me tell you about how shit that game is, the enviroments are absutely terrible, worse than a musou game, MGS2 and DMC1 both from 200-fucking-1 have way better and more detailed enviroments than this turd, there are like just two or three regular enemy models that keep spawning all over the place while your character runs around with some early PS1 title tier animations that make Tomb Raider 1 walking animations look like The Last Guardian. Also your character model is the only detailed thing in the entire fucking game and the story is short as fuck too. All you can unlock as far as I am aware are costumes that no one gove a shit about.

It looks like it could've been a good game,
BUT INSTEAD THEY WERE JUST FUCKING JERKING OFF!

I'm very fond of this game. Look at that tiny environmental sprite sheet.

I know I played the Unechibara game for PC and it made me puke. Horrible maps, move set, battles, enemy variety, level designs. They're like a poor man's Platinum. That's an important thing to note too, the only thing with any detail in the game is your character.

This must be why Senran is so cartoonish because it's far less work to texture those polygons and there are fewer polygons in the first place.

those skulls look awesome.

I used to like this garbage when I was like 8.

Though Postal 2 is still pretty good and Double Dragon II is also great but the genesis port is hilariously bad.

I'm not sure if this game counts as kusoge but it's borderline.

The game is just on the edge of being good. It's got a nice aesthetic. I still think it's better than Pitfall II which it was adapted from.

Amagon is more like a 5/10 that is not bad enough to be kusoge but not good enough to be worth playing.

Great sound track though.

I played the DS compilation. what was so bad about the PSP version?

M&M's Minis Madness.

I liked Milton's Secret Castle, don't take the fucking AVGN seriously.
My dentist had a NES in his office and that was the only game he had besides smb+duck hunt which didn't work because nogunz. It's a very sound game, and although it's hugely cryptic I was able to beat it in one 30 minute sitting as a kid(well after playing for a year but still once I had everything memorized I just went through and did it all)

and Super Noah's Ark isn't bad either, it's fucking wolfenstein with jeebus graphics, nothing super fancy but not a broken game in any way.

Milon sucks dude, almost everyone agrees on this regardless of what the AVGN said.

i'm surprised you managed to get to episode 2. i got about thirty or so hours into the first and after the like tenth half-hour cutscene about the encephalon and other bullshit i decided even my kos-mos waifu couldn't keep me interested

Maybe it's the nostalgia and autism, but I remember it being a mechanically sound game with an absolutely retarded map. Maybe I'm wrong and it's total shit though.

That's a pretty accurate description.

This, what's wrong with it?

Fuck you. Milon's Secret Castle is a great NES title. Not that it was possible to beat without a guide book, but still. Didn't stop me from getting up to the third floor and getting stuck every time as a kid.

it literally means "shit game"
kuso = jap word for shit, ge is from geemu, jap transliteration of the English word game.

what was the name of that Nes RPG ?
i recall somebody trying to make an actually playable remake with an rpg maker that looked half decent

Hoshi Wo Miru Hito / Stargazers
www5b.biglobe.ne.jp/~kiss-me/aji/star/index.html

Now there's a name I've not heard in a long, long time. A long time.

Fuck you, faggot, that game was great.

It's a buggy piece of shit

Some guy here recommended this a few years ago.
Holy shit you fucking faggot this isn't Super Metroid in 3D, it's a bag of cocks. It looked like cock, sounded like cock and played like cock. If I didn't know any better, I'd think I had downloaded 300 megabytes of cocks, though I shouldn't be surprised by Holla Forums trying to feed me cock.
The game tries to be Super Metroid all the way through down to the controls, but fails to do anything that made Metroid good. I beat it in three hours, one of which was spent getting lost in the jungle due to the fucktarded camera and map layout.
The story is completely retarded and presented in the worst way possible. You get a bad ending unless you're a cuck, not like it matters.
The only reason I forced myself through it is because the game has no frame limit, and hits 60 on an overclocked emulator with no hacks necessary.

I played a game in this series for the PS4.
You can change the color of the blood from red to white.

Come on man..we all know exactly why games like this exist.

I want porn of that Nyotengu wannabe.

Yeah…Xenosaga was probably where I started to break away from japanese RPGs.

I remember buying it from Best Buy because it had a play time of "80 hours" listed on the box and I thought "Great, this game can keep me busy for a long time because i'm a broke teenager".

They didn't mention that they counted cutscenes as PLAY TIME.
Fucking trash.

just play the games.

Is this game a soulslike?

The only way I managed to get through the trilogy back then was with a ton of weed and booze, I used to smoke all the way through the long ass cutscenes. I can't remember what the fuck the games were about thanks to that. I'm glad I only paid $10 for the first one and the others I borrowed. Now if I try to play one, I get bored before the first fight.

Nope, closer to the bastard child of DW and DMC.

6 gorillion niggabytes of free porn easily available on the internet and people pay for this shit?

That might have been me, if so I apologize.

Speaking of garbage that gets recommended on Holla Forums, there's this shit stain on my Steam library. Feels like some 11th grader's school project. The definition of "generic retro indie platformer," right down to the female protagonist.

Baito = part time job
Beito = goddamn nipponese mangling of bait

The sequel looks pretty good.

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It's close enough to fool someone, but damn. They did nothing right.

you think mike ever wakes up screaming knowing he made this skit and uploaded it

Starts promising but turns to shit. Fight me.

As opposed to all those great American games.

But the sequel is a straight forward boring platformer without cryptic and labyrinthine maps.

I'll fight anyone that disagrees.

Oh shit someone else played metal gaer on the super popular ngage 2.0?

wtf? what could you possibly not like about that ending? the entire story builds up and then abruptly ends with a bunch of loose ends and says "lol, it was all just a dream game over"

Nothing mattered nigga. The game was called "Chopin's Dream" in Japan. It wasn't even supposed to be a secret reveal or anything.

This is one of the first images I ever saved to my imageboard folder.

no, but that didnt stop it from feeling like "meh… i dont feel like working on this game anymore" it was actually worse than the movie "click" atleast that dream fucking concluded.

Just watch it on youtube. 3 is actually a good game though.

Looks like this is getting an US release and it's gonna be free to play.
The switch is looking pretty good so far…

It seems very similar to the PS4 version except for the opening menu. The stage layouts do seem different.