4 am

What's up fags?

Yep

I am losing control

I bet that faggot was 12, pedo spider

What game user?

Ah, well so am I. Then again I never had it.

Drinking and driving simulators are always fun. Also my waifu's rhythm games. Nostalgiafagging on games from your childhood is also great. You were still innocent then…

The Pray Community says

Jesus Christ-chan loves you and to

STAY UP ALL NIGHT

There is no pity here spider. Should have seen that coming. Fags get out reee

I'm gonna get bullied if I say.

better not post anything about a waifu
you might trigger an user to spam gore again
:^)

Feels like I'm going nowhere fast, lads.

It's already 5 where I live and the sun's up I guess sleep is pretty gay

Nah it's only gay when you sleep with a dude.

Kinda. My sleep schedule is completely fucked. I started working out a lot in the past month (running 4 days a week, lifting six days a week) and I simply can't get fucking tired. I've been sleeping for four and half hours every night for the past three days. I'm not eating anything weird and I'm not feeling sick besides a runny nose. Help me sleep niggers.
Besides that, finishing up Cold Steel 2. Pirated the new FE but can't bring myself to play it for more than two minutes. Are there any good recent 3DS games?

Prepared to be bullied. just kidding, im too much of a pacifist to bully.

Don't let that get you down. In this era there's nowhere to go.

Wait, wait. I remember you. You ordered the new FE, right?

That's pretty weird. I had something similar happen to me once, but I got hit by an accumulated wave of tiredness all at once as a result and slept for 14 hours. Would not recommend.

Yeah. I'm mad as hell because it's going to take forever to get here if the tracker is to be believed.

Do you have a job? Then I guess cut back on caffeine if you have been drinking that shit.

How's are my favorite depression club gay bloggers doing tonight?

How do sleep deprived anons function without caffeine

ah shit i should proof read my shit before posting

...

on a more serious note, what's with the one or two spammers that have been flooding threads they don't like with gore porn?
what's going on there?

Nah, slowly getting it back all under control, I think. Or im so far from control my grip on it is merely an illusion. God its fucking hot here

Maybe he's gettin lucky.

Wait, were you dating or what?

Start doing things you can look forward to. Like saving your favorite anime for friday or anime that you like and watch a bunch of friday. Make an event of it.

Work out 4 hours every day and run for 1 hour. You'll learn real quick what tired is.

Autists that are more autistic than the rest of us dont like these threads.

Not gonna happen.

Does anyone else feel really out of touch with their own generation? I know I'm pretty much preaching to the choir, but interacting with FUCKING NORMALFAGS is a culture shock. I can't comprehend it.

no but he was someone I was going to love

It's not just this thread, it's been countless threads they've spammed. Mostly shit ones, though.

I'm out of touch with everyone. I can fake it pretty well though.

idk I guess it's because some people do mind the guro instead of the normal doujins they were posting.

Being a dumb progressive fag is in now so no I don't understand my gen.

It's one of the mods gone rogue, trying to kill threads he doesnt like. He's tired of marks passive ways and is taking matters into his own hands. Unfortunately his actions are causing massive unrest and will probably backfire soon.

Ritsu waifuposts ironically. He's not actually serious about her.

You get used to it. Reminds me of the anime where they talk about mass degeneracy and riots in the streets.

So howd he lead you on?

Only seen it on the waifu thread and 4am, which is good, all you avatarfags need to get out,

but also i am curious about which is your alternate avatar in the waifu threads

GF finally broke up with me. I'm pretty indifferent about it.

Started keto diet.

Therapist quit so I have to find a new one. she wrote me a really nice letter.

I'm so bored with life right now.

...

Ive been so isolated from my peers i dont think i could ever have a conversation.

I havent seen those threads.

am i the only one who takes waifuism seriously? was i supposed to do it ironically?

See that's what I thought too, considering shallow daily interactions go by smoothly. But have you tried holding an actual conversation with them, or understanding their humor? It's bizzare, and I never know what to talk about.

You've fallen into their trap. Remember, they live in an inverted reality where up is down, good is bad, and ugly is beautiful. You are in a higher caste and shouldn't worry about what the herd does. If you do it will only drive you bonkers. Btw this is why we need to end democracy and return to a form of aristocracy where the best rule the rest instead of the opposite. We'd all be saner.

see

this rivals the shit that went down in the memegamethreads

sounds like something a true autist would say

There's your problem. You don't need some jew acting as an external conscience.

they're usually one line OP shit threads and lol threads, it's a good thing you didn't see it

Oh good. I dont visit those anyway.

false.

No.

Therapists are allowed to quit helping a patient?

Of course, he's just subtle about it. It's a trait non-autistic people have. I know that's hard for the majority of Holla Forums anons to grasp, considering their assburgers.

Talk about game of thrones. Normalfags love hbo shit.

What about the Holla Forums shitposting war?

Yes, it's just you, but its natural. When you do shit ironically enough, people like you come along thinking were serious.

I'm free fams

yeah, that and the guy posting guro doujins

I don't know man, once you crack their conditioning normalfags can be interesting people. I have too much hope for people though, so it's mostly blind optimism.

he's the kinda cunt who wanted things the easy way and just put up with me, never actually cared about me what so ever, I tried talking about it to some people but fuck me it's either their advice is so bad you may as well be talking to a wall or they just don't honestly care, why do I have so many people I consider my friend who don't even give a shit about me?

i had a waifu before i even knew waifus were a thing. it kinda comes natural to me. its not like i can find a decent girl around here anyway.

PICK

ONE

thank fucking god, that's been eating me up the last few days

Hey you

It wouldn't be so bad if I didn't have a growing sensation of cabin fever.
I just want to get up and go but I don't have anywhere to be. It's like a itch I can't quite scratch.

I've got church on Sundays, but when I'm not there I'm just lounging around at home, trying to find ways to occupy my time. It wasn't bad for the first few months, but the surroundings really start to chafe on you after a while.

Maybe you're a needy cunt

It's not just you dude, don't listen to that faggot. Motherfucker said Ritsu WASN'T autistic. Everyone here is autistic.

She got a different job as a psychiatrist for a large company.

What up?

did Rits die?

I hope so

How long you been cooped up? I assume you're a hiki? How long you been in your room?

He just sleepin.

Wouldn't rule it out.

Not sure, but he's messed up his perfect attendance and punctuality. It's prime time to bully him right now.

Maybe ristu is an autist acting like a non autist acting like an autist.

Now that I would believe.

I just now realized it's been an entire year.

I don't know

Guro user is really low brow, there's no finesse to what he's doing. Hes just acting like a shitskin dropping pictures your regular user doesnt care about. There's no finesse to the shitposts, no bait, no anger that derails an entire thread. He's got no class or anything redeemable about his antics tbh. Comparing him to the legendary shitposters on Holla Forums or old /sp/ is an insult to them. The guy doesnt even rank up to huey.

But how did he lead you on is what i'm asking.

Why not order one in? Whos youre waifu?

All part of the ruse. Have you taken your meds?

Is church something you actually look forward to? I'm saying you gotta save something for the weekend or a specific day to be excited about. Like how all the best cartoons were always on saturday morning, so saturday morning was the shit. You were excited for it all the time. Or how most good shows used to be on thursdays. So you'd always wait for thursdays. Ya gotta manafacture your excitement.

Sounds shitty. Now you have to get used to someone new. That can't be easy for you.

Have you ever traveled? How old are you user? Maybe you need friends to hang out with.

Ive been stuck here for about 7 months, but i have a legit reason for it.

makoto niijima from persona 5

He's more like that guy that commissioned 2k worth of scat porn to spam in any thread that talked about undertale, only to realize that nobody was taking his bait and just got banned on sight. Think this was around the demo threads or something.

The legendary poopy joe. That was funny.

8 year hiki here. Learn from prisoners. If you can free your mind through philosophical or spiritual or even artistic pursuit then you forget your a piece of meat sitting in storage. I haven't had cabin fever in years.

And now finally Griffithfags. I'm out.

incoherentspicpriestrambling.gif

When i play vidya, i forget i exist. Its a weird feeling.

I know that feel

I thought we were no bully here

Guys what is your favorite pinball machine?

In the same week I broke up with my gf and discovered I have an unhealthy relationship with alcohol.

They are both connected.

The truth is that there is no griffithfags, it's literally just me shitting up the board with griffithposts. Though I haven't in a while. Rits did nothing wrong, but he has a good amount of autism and truly waifufags it up.

Time to post the nudes fam.

not bad

Still lowbrow. Shitposting needs finesse, like how undertale was slowly encouraged to degeneracy until mark banned the threads due to the extreme amounts of anger from anons.

Everyone knows griffith a shit. Relax.

I dunno what spic church is like but white church has you sitting in a pew listening to an old man ramble about shit you've read for 50 minutes while you wear formal clothes in a dry heat.

fucking faggot

I had a preist come talk at my church once, but in spanish with a translator. He was actually a good speaker and i liked him.

never really turned me down, always gave me a bit of hope in some way or another, come onto me and then flat line, made me think his problems were the reasons behind his actions rather then how he is as a person that kinda shit, it's a very long and pathetic trail where I just get another reason as to why my life is forever lukewarm if you don't get anyone at a young age then you're just fucked all round

Oh yeah, that was a great day. I wonder where he's off to? You have great memory, user.

one user
he threw such a fucking hissyfit that mark banned the shit, normal anons just filtered the threads from the start

Maybe you're going to the wrong church. The one i went to was extremely good. They were reading the bible a few verses at a time and discussing what they meant. I actually enjoyed it. And the few guest speakers they had there was excellent as well.

We only saw each other for a couple of months, so no nudes.

Not even feeling bad about it, but the alcohol thing was a bit of a kicker.

What's your favourite jrpg?

It is, but it's a part of my routine now that I've been going for a good several months. I never was very good at manufacturing excitement, as you said.
But I'll give it a shot. I haven't watched anything in a while, now that I think about it.

I haven't traveled since two years ago. It was a good experience, but money's tighter now than it was back then. I'm 20 now.
My isolationist tendencies have developed quite a bit over the past several months, friends would probably be an source of stress for me now. Not that that's a bad thing, I've always done pretty well on my own.

I've been working on developing my spiritual life with the help of my priest. It helps quite a bit with guidance and fulfillment. I was suicidal before I found myself.

The problem i had with undertale threads and i have with overwatch threads is that they allow a place for tumblrites to thrive. I know free speech and all that but i dont want another cuckchan incident.

I love going to church. I'm extremely sad that I work this sunday, but I talked to the head chef and he said I should get them off starting next week.

That's too bad. Well, keep at it and you'll find someone eventually.

Yeah in ours we just talk to the priest after the sermon. None of that other shit. Then it's to the bar for drinks with the family.

Watch youjo senki.
It's surprisingly good.

Why do you love going to church?

There was a bigger problem with the overwatch thread.
It was protected for a while, as in any thread that talked about arena shooter it would get nuked because of Overwatch.
Not only that, but the game was ASSFAGGOTS pretending to be an arena shooter. At least we got (200) out of it.

Yo dude didn't you get the memo christcuckery is a totally bankrupt religion. There's a reason 90% of its followers are all 80 IQ third worlders and its because if they pretend to convert they get free shit from delusional western crypto-communists.

fuck you I wont I can barely find my self

I remember more than one user complaining a lot. But vocal minorities are a thing, so I couldnt say with 100 percent certainty either way how majority of Holla Forums felt.

Well user I'm not in any way a good source of advice, but I would recommend making new friends to hang out with. Perhaps pursuing a new hobby, like tabletop rpgs?

Should probably find yourself first then, no? No wonder you're lonely, you don't even know who you are.

who am I Holla Forums?

I also have a personal grudge against overwatch because the week leading up to the release there was no less than 5 overwatch threads up at all times and the mods refused to delete them, or they were up for hours at a time before being deleted.

You aren't who you think you are, and you certainly aren't who they want you to be.

from the way they were all saying the same damn thing, it just seemed more than "muh Holla Forums is a hivemind" and it was in every single thread if I remember
reeked of "I have a vpn, and I must shitpost"
could be wrong, I hope so because that's fucking retarded if I'm right

The only thing that compared to that was the whole Fallout 4 incident.

A lot of reasons, most of them particular to me. Being able to be part of the worship team is a huge plus, but then again the primary reason is to hear the message. It's not bad to hang out with the other youth afterwards too. Church is practically just a second home/family to me. Perks of being a spic and all that, i guess. Of course the obvious answer is to get closer to God, but I think that's a given.

Do you ask other people when you're hungry or thirsty too? Do you ask them what to think beforehand. Find out yourself.

by every single thread, I mean every thread in the catalog
sage for being unclear

it was a meme you meme illiterate normalfag

wew

The fallout 4 incident wasnt as bad, as the whole board was against it. The problem with the overwatch incident was that a small part of the board liked the game. So much so that they actually posted in the shill threads like flies to honey. It fucking ruined the board for a week.

It was more than a week I thought.

Coulda been on discord. What discord out then? I think undertale threads were like 2 years ago now werent they? I remember undertale threads came about when the politics on Holla Forums was heating up and anons were getting pissed there was too much Holla Forums posting.

Ah okay. I could see the appeal in having a second family and a place to belong, as well as worship.

It was shittily done. Go think about yourself now, for a while. You have a lot of things you need to think about and reflect. And dont stop after it gets hard or after 5 minutes. Put some real effort into it.

Some say the board never recovered.

Was it? I just remember seeing constant overwatch threads for a week minimum. It might have been longer.

no you're shittly done, you're taking my jokes seriously

I'll give it a gander, user. Thanks for the rec.

A tabletop session doesn't sound half bad. I've always wanted to play one that wasn't WH40k. Maybe one of the OWoD games.

That really made me think.

Your (you) privileges have been revoked. Right your apology letter and post it tomorrow if you want more.

Just dont become a degenerate and make the loli your waifu. At first make her your daughterfu.

Ive really wanted to try out a tabletop rpg too. The problem is no friends. I do have tabletop simulator, but trying to play with randoms is just reddit cancer.

*most.

2cruel

It was at least a whole fucking month. I could be wrong.

I think that came after the vols started to bump lock every thread that mentioned undertale with the Holla Forums posting. Of course, this was before Mark finally fucking made a statement on the matter, but again, I could be wrong, time in my mind gets a bit screwy. Feels like I've been living in a shotgun shack.

Get out reddit cancer

I tried to block the incident from memory. It was prob a month.

Its lonely without ritsu

no it isn't

that's what you think

I told you to go think about who you really are and what you want to be. Now go do it and dont come back till you do!

Yeah, it's hard for me to remember too. Feels like im running off an old 512 mb disc while everyones got blu-rays nowadays.

(you)

think about this dick

I think all that benadryl they pumped into me in the hospital fucked my brain. I just kinda forget what im doing sometimes.

I don't know if it's a problem with storage limitations on my end, but like someone's trying to play shit at half speed and double time at once. Feel me?

Yeah, like erratic right?

And miss ritsu sometimes too :^). Should study the aftereffects of it, or too high dosages. See if it could be related.

From what i hear, benadryl effects memory when taken alot. And they pumped me full of that shit. I was allergic to the meds they had to give me.

But is it temporary or permanent?

That and it feels like a copy of a copy of a copy of a betamax tape.

Well, that was 3 years ago and my memory is still bad. Im guessing permanent.

both probably
temporary memory is sent to permanent memory, so if one is affected both should be, even if localized

Night anons.

Scratchy, erratic and all fucked up. Jeez. How long you felt like that?

Uh yeah, that sounds pretty permanent. What was your memory like before then tho?

Aren't they different parts of the brain tho? Like how some people can have shit short term memory but impeccable long term memory?

Have you nice anons started saving money to pre-order Fallout 5 when it comes out?

...

Morning everyone

Slept in because work sucks and I'm dying. Seems to get worse every day

>feeling really lonely for some unknown reason
How's everyone? What vidya you've been playing?

Have you considered suicide?

at least two to three years or so? hard to tell, maybe more or less
getting to the point that even the events I remember, all I can remember is the pain I'm inflicting on those I care about, don't remember if it's recent or past
Who knows, the brain is a screwy thing.

Tired mostly. And I've been playing 2006 world something Yugioh. Its fun playing one before the game went to pure shit.
What games you been playing user?

I've already suicided by living my life to the fullest

Activates my almonds.
GO THINK ABOUT SELF!

>>>/out/

Did you know some anons missed you? They were talking about you a lot.

>Feeling lonely
Could always add spider to talk to
Fallout new vegas. Checked out archage again as welll, since everyones been talking about it here for some reason.

Are you sure it's a memory thing and not you falling apart while being in a rut that you can't get out of? Have you tried those memory test games to strengthen your memory?

das rite
also

I'll fucking think about you you fucking slut

Probably the latter, and I really should do something to help.
But then again, I should at least be able to remember when something happened.

The human concious is a really mysterious and strange thing. I hope within the next few years we're able to discern any sort of info from it.
No (You)s for you. I've been playing my usual time waster but I've been trying to get into Archeage and Stellaris. Thinking about playing Bayonetta again but I'm absolutely terrible at it.

I only just noticed the time and realized I was late. Figured I'll check in at the very least.
>Add spider
Now that I think about it I much rather take anthrax.
Did you have fun? I'm trying to work up the effort to grind back up to 55 again since retail but I just cannot put my mind to it. I've grown really tired of typical MMO grinding.

I don't even know what those are. And I've never been interested in bayonetta because "she" looks like a tranny.

If I was a less patient man I would sperg the fuck out.

Wherever I go, I must shitpost. The better question is why arent you gettin ready for work?
Now you have to write TWO apology letters.

What specifically do you forget? Is it big things or little things? Events or just small parts of the day?

Probably wasting time playing videogames huh, you nerd.
But, you wanted to add him last time
Not really. I always get bored really quickly before I can get anything going. I think I was lvl 25 or some shit last time I quit, which was what I was thinking of playing before I tried a lvl one again. I'm considering that vodka swilling server Holla Forums's been talking about tho. Dunno if I will.
Did you buy houses and farms n shit?
Yeah, I wish there were older school mmos like wow during classic around and being made. This new shit just bores me and most of the guilds are anti-social as fuck.

Stellaris is a vn. Archeage is an mmo.

What is this thread about?

Traps, waifus, control, shitposting and videogames.

maymays

Elaborate

there's that private serb for archeage up but it's some vodka shit, stellaris got a new dlc which alot of people liked but I haven't tried it yet that game also really needs mods after a certain number of times playing it, I've been playing endless space 2 while everything that was me was numb for awhile

don't write ur self before you depress ur self

Daily blogposting, shitposting, waifufaggotry, and me thread.

What you gay son? Thats a dude faggot.

Don't leave for work for 3 hours. Might nap more in a bit.

Trying to find it. Control of life

Lucky you. Most of my jobs i've done before school all made me wake up at 5 am and out the door before 5:30.
No way, fag. This is not a (you) thread.

Now you're diggin your hole deeper.

I hold a monopoly on all the (You)s, I'm the (You) king here. Just be happy I let you peasants eat the (You) scraps off my plate.

And its not so lucky considering I don't get home until 9 or 10 most nights.

You know it in your heart to be true.

>But, you wanted to add him last time
Now I am less tired and weighed all the pros and cons, I am withdrawing that.
That's what I've been playing on. I still haven't bothered with the guild they have set up. I just do not want to quest my way up to 55 since that's what killed me last time. I didn't even do that up to 40 in which I just crafted my way up to 50 and grabbed the decent PVE quest armor.
I owned three houses, a clipper and a galleon, farm wagon and I had decent gear before I quit the first time. When I returned after they released the level 55 shit I was seriously undergeared. I was a really good tank healer/support both in PVP and PVE according to my guildmates.
Tell me about it. It's something I managed to get with Archeage but after a certain amount of time I got really fucking tired with how worthless my faction was.

I've been trying to get into that server but I cannot work up the motivation to grind up the levels again. You mean Utopia? Yeah it's a strangely good expansion however it doesn't fix the main problem I have with the game, that being the research tree and lack of agency in a fight.
82809521

the depth of my depression is all but a hole

Honestly I can't even really go back and play DMC games either these days. Just dont have a lot of fun with them now.

that's why you need mods though I haven't really found one which fixes that, I've been looking at prey (2) and the surge and I know they're both bad I just need something to play for long times

Ah thats shit. Be better to work evenings and go from 10 to 3 or so.
If anything you get the least (you)'s here organically! You're just a (you) slut, pimping you'reself out to everyone for more delicious (you)'s, (you) degenerate!
Course I know he's diggin his hole deeper. I even used math to show how it's being done.

What're the pros and cons?
Might die if more people wait to long to join.
Isnt that the best way to lvl up though? or are there other ways I dont know about?
Jesus, how much RL cash did that cost you?
What faction were you?
Start digging up

gunna dig that ass slut

I actually skipped out on work early yesterday. My boss 2 days ago said he wanted me to help somewhere else after my shift at one place ended but as soon as that shift ended I ran to my fucking car and got the fuck out of there. Will probably be pissed at me today.

And a (You) is a (You) no matter how you obtain it.

Wait, he wanted you to work two shifts?
Not all (you)s are created equal.
Diggin that hole deeper. You're supposed ta be reflecting.

reflecting that ass on this dick

I've been considering playing with more mods but right now I'm just toying around with different playstyles. The only mods I have installed right now is just the LOGH factions and some QOL stuff. I've been thinking of getting that one overhaul mod that adds dreadnoughts and doomsday weapons to satisfy my warmongerer but the problem I find the biggest is how easy it is to just steamroll everyone.

Pros:
Cons:
There's probably more that I can think of.
Yeah. I'm considering asking tomorrow when I log in. Might spend tomorrow playing it just to get my feet off the ground. I know what to do so it's not like it will take me long especially with the 5x xp and free patron.
Just patron and that's it. I only brought enough of the market currency to buy myself enough for a full month of patron then used the rest to buy some really minor shit. I barely spent more than I needed and I don't mind paying for a sub for a game. I'm usually able to make enough gold to even buy myself patron but I much rather saved it up for crafting gear or upgrading my ship.
West. Why the fuck would I cooperate with furfags?

Nah just work another 3 hours on top of my regular one. Already worked like 11 hours the day before that so fuck that shit.

I no longer want to post

E X P L A I N
Y O U
N I G G E R

Try again.

Almost there. You're up to 3 apology letters now.

I thought you already had a bunch of friends you talk to and play vidya with? Like the strategy games.
No, it's a sure thing.
If he can't keep his baby spider in his pants he might, yea.
Man, it's been so long I forgot what all those are. I just remember you needed a sub for houses and you could buy money (i think?), and I was already paying for another mmo so fuck that.
The dirty humans?
smh tbh fam. It's like you don't like riding tigers and lions.

Damn, really wants to get his moneys worth out of you. I dont blame you for leaving, I would too. A guys gotta fucking sleep.
It's your own fault for being so thirsty! Go self reflect.

I never liked bayonetta either. Mostly because she's too tall and I hate playing as chicks in high heels. High heels activate my autism and I literally cannot play as them. I even tried tera but could not get past the fact I'd have to deal with high heels and dropped the game. Same reason I dropped divinity 2. Fuck high heels.

stop being a nigger. How the HELL does Bayonetta look anything at all like a tranny? Do tell.

she looks a little too old for me, but id never call her a tranny

At least I'm getting closer and closer to nippon.
Actually getting serious at this point and planning my individual days and what I'm doing. Have half or so of the trip planned already.

What do you got against high heels? I mean even as a footfag I don't love them all that much but why this autism

Man shoulders, man face, 6 feet tall.

Yeah but can I really talk about shit that won't get me strange looks? You know considering they're pretty fucking normal in comparison to me.
You could buy some currency and sell it on the market for gold. I think it was about 2.5k gold you needed to buy yourself one month of patron before I quit. The price inflation was ridiculous because everyone at the top tier were just gigantic whales. I hope the ruskies do release how the fuck they managed to host the servers (or maybe I haven't looked into it). This was during the time I was looking for a good MMO to play and Archeage did fill almost every niche I wanted but the game at the time was stagnated. Nothing really happening and the prominent guild were cooperating with the east to stay the strongest.
Remove. I can't wait for the ruskys to update to 3.0 so we can get dwarves.

nigger are you retarded? She definitely doesn't have a man face, and her shoulders are just shoulders, they are not especially large are squared like normal in men.

discarded.

What city you going to and what have you got planned?
Theyre STUPID! And so fucking unrealistic. How the fuck is a warrior or rogue going to fight or sneak in highheels, especially stilettos? You ever seen a chick try to squat in high heels? Watch her leg, shes done. And its a low weight. You think some warrior is gonna balance over 100lbs of plate armor and a big fucking claymore while running around on mini stilts? No of course fucking not. I can ignore bikini armors and shit, because it's hot or more slutty armors, but high heels are fucking retarded. They have no place in adventuring and are just stupid. Especially when you have no choice but to use them because for some reason the fucking manlet koreans have a fetish for making women taller.

I dunno, probably. Have you tried?
I dunno fam, you got roommates, a bunch of friends, constantly talking to people and playing mmo games and building friendships, you sound like a normalfag to me.
How hard was it to make 2.5k gold?
Big profit for pirates on those high seas. That'd make me want to rob em all, and go full blackbeard.
russian hacker magic. Dont question it, there must be something in the water in russia to make them so good at it.
Just like the fucking east india trading company. Merchant class never changes. . . .
You're one to talk, you you, humanboo!
Didn't even know they had fucking dwarves. Dwarves have always been badass

Tokyo and it was easy planning half my trip really. Akiba, nakano broadway, tokyos biggest museum, got some shrines on deck too. Need to fill in restaurants for those days and plan my evenings though. Like I can spend a whole day in akiba, but nakano broadway is small so need something else for that day too.
Ahhh yeah I can dig that.

Disgusting. And her shoulders are as broad as her hips faggot.

the main appeal of dwarves seems to be to have something you can look down on. im probably the only one that actually likes dwarves for the sake of dwarves. yep im sure of it

So mostly popular things in anime? You gonna go to MT Fuji? And some maid cafes?

I just like being tiny and fucking shit up, and hiding behind shit. I remember I used to like playing gnomes in wow cause I could hide behind shit and surprise people, or be considered a pocket typhoon you throw at an enemy.

Dunno what else there is to do in tokyo besides shop really.
Maybe a maid cafe. Depends on the pricing. Can't imagine it costing more than 30$ so sure probably will have lunch at one. No Fuji though. Bunch of hiking and shit seems bleh. I already live in mountains, don't want to see another mountain.

You gonna fuck one of those nippon girls? I heard a lot of them in the maid cafes put out if you pay well enough. And how many times in your life do you get to fuck a nippon girl in her old schoolgirl uniform? It'd be like a hentai.

I am getting a little out of hand with my desire to audibly shitpost.

Do I really want to talk about really weird shit with people I know IRL? To me there's this big barrier for talking about shit with people I know since repercussions and changing their perspective of me. Unlike online where I don't have to give much of a shit.
Roommates that barely talk, a bunch of friends I only really meet to play a couple of games, MMOs that I no longer play.
You can easily make it but you had to make it your job to consistently do it. I know a lot of my guild ran alts and had them logged on all at the same time while doing massive caravan runs. They always tried to encourage me to do the same but I'm always against making alts since it's even more work.
But I love being a merchant. I have the nose and everything goyim.
They added them to the west while the east got some really bad rip off of the horned faggots from Tera. I don't like playing as dwarves. Can't really stand playing anything shorter than a regular human.

I prefer humans since I'm boring as fuck.

Sure thing bud

and?
If she were a dude, her shoulders would be BROADER than her hips. Women’s shoulders-to-hips ratio is typically more in proportion to one another. In other words, they're usually somewhere about equal, if not the hips being larger. There is nothing tranny-like about her hips being the same width as her shoulders.

Are you just in denial because you find bayonetta as a threat to your fragile waifuism because she's just so sexy and powerful? Is this how you're telling yourself Bayonetta is simply no good, or not worth wanking to, so you don't "betray" your imaginary girlfriend?

don't be silly, he wouldn't DARE ever cheat on his non-existant girlfriend! :^)

If that all were true I'd actually play her game.

What game?
Why not? I've been talking with my cousin about the election, wikileaks and other crazy shit for a while now.
So long as you're happy it's okay if you're a bit of a normalfag.
Fuck that. If I wanted an e-job i'd fucking play eve.
>Got the nose for it
>love being a merchant
I knew we should've nuked new zealand when we had the chance!
You're missing out. Playing tiny dudes is great. The amount of shitposting you can do in combat is second to none. No one wants to lose to the tiniest guy in the room.

ONCE IN A LIFETIME RITZ, ONCE IN A LIFETIME CHANCE!

I'm sure if Ritsu loved him enough she'd be willing to share him once or twice on those special occasions.

they wouldnt be as cool if they werent short

Which part? My explanation of the shoulder/hip ratio, or that latter part?

Even if you don't like the way she looks, the game plays like motherfucking butter on a biscuit. It's fantastically fun. Can't speak for Bayonetta 2 though, since I didn't buy a WiiU.

yeah, Ritsu strikes me as more of a carefree person in that regard she'd totally be into an open-relationship. But if that were the case, Soritsu still wouldn't have his own fill in that situation, so he would still be "loyal" to her.

Dwarves or gnomes?

No way, Ritsu would never allow himself to be cucked like that.

I'm going to bed. Fuck you all.

i'd bet $20 he would too. He's very dead-set on staying true to Ritsu. If Ritsu were real, and wanted to try an open-relationship, she would undoubtedly go out and get her fill. But Soritsu would still be too hung up on staying loyal and true to Ritsu.

fuck you too user

O-okay. Sorry if I made you mad. Good luck in archeage tho!

No way. I'm sure Ritsu would put his foot down.

Soritsu definitely wouldn't.
He's too pure and dedicated to do that to his waifu, even if she were doing it to him.

And TECHNICALLY it isn't cucking unless he's getting off on the fact that his gf/wife was getting fucked by other dudes. If he isn't getting pleasure from that, then it's just him knowing his girl is going out and getting other dick and not just his own while doing nothing to stop it.
You've heard "Self-Esteem" by The Offspring right? Kinda like that.

Oh, also, gnite.

Wouldn't he just drop her at that point then, if shes cheating?
Man, i havent heard someone mention the offspring in forever. I remember the song too tho, they felt like the neet band.

Do people here still ask for commissioned pornography? I'm looking for some work and I will make anything, idgaf
(the attached image is from old communist china propaganda booklets)

Better luck trying in a draw thread or maybe the waifu wednesday thread.

All right, i'm done bullying. I'm off to bed now.
Sleep tight anons.

Soritsu, in the off chance you didn't already filter me for bullying you, just know that you're way too easy to pick on. You seem to set yourself up for it all the time. Do you enjoy getting bullied? Or do you just enjoy the (You)'s?

no, he wouldn't. That's what I'm saying, he's TOO pure and dedicated to her. He wouldn't have it in him to cut her off and kick her to the curb.

they really kind of are

I have a very uncanny art style. I'd be selling some shady looking images. Do ppl commission them outside of Holla Forums?

I might as well go for a run, and then take a nap.

Nite user.

No idea, you'd have to find out from a drawfag tbh. I know the furry community is pretty big on commissions. Your best bet tbh, is to look for a drawthread and ask, they'd know a lot more than most 4am anons tbh.