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Hello thread.
It has been a crazy walk for me to get to here, and I don't think I can recount the story of what I went through.

Let's just say it was strange and eventful.
And that I drank booze but no sadness was involved.

I done good, boys. And boys have done good by me.

her real name is maddie.

What?

same dude

Yea, but the here and no matters, my friend. We have to live through it.

Not really! They are quite small. 2 door Wrangler Sport. But god are they fun. Activities are better down on counters or against walls~

Well, if anything we can take the back out of my van and have some fun there.

Went to interview for job, drank a bit, talked to strangers, got home safe and unmolested.

did you have to remake your folder?
or have you had it for 4 years

p good.
I'm setting up people against the local gov lol.
like the supermarkt issue is pretty need spice.

t. me and will smith

I dunno how to reply.
'You're best boy' comes to mind.

yeah all i know is
im upstairs listening to my will smith cd
and i see all these flames everywhere
yo, hold on a minute bitch

DETROIT WHAT

DETROIT WHAT

like whatever hmph

good man

guys aren't named maddie

that is a dog, dancer, or tranny name

i just don't want to send a big fuck you to the world by giving it another kid i guess

supermarket issue?

they don't sell spice?

so lost fam

youre a fucking nutjob dude
ill take a shot for you

damn does that mean I have matured a bit these past 4 years?

No way lmao

If you insist.

I've hung on to them. Have a few avatars. Not huge folders, but enough.

The world has fucked me and mine. I ought to fuck it back.

Omg that handwriting

my tiny's with scanner are kinda the best. he gets super emo and i comfort him

and laugh a lot

Teach me

thats how i feel about my drake folder
i only have like 30 pics
my boo one only has like 10 because lexi has gotten me them all

People are such cocks when they drive holy shit

Ty.
Oh, I've discovered a new thing.

If you mix licorice sambuca and lemonade, it tastes like Blackjacks and you don't get fucked up as much.

My mum says I'm being more nuttier than usual, I hope this is a phase

...

i think you have though

well post dui maybe

family first
cuck ghostie
give colbert cid
give grim blow

yeah nevermind

Sorry man, I just got over being emo right now and being comforted.

Maybe I should stop being a pussy.

We could still laugh a lot though.

I hate it

Oh bby I'll teach you but you need to do exactly as I say :3

Kon lives in NorCal so I don't have to worry about that thankfully

I do appreciate your continued concern about that incident tho

eh the world's not so bad. we just keep suffocating it with more us

like calm down fam

my mamas getting some treatment down in riverside
you should hug her

Ok

Wednesday, gonna hug the shit out of her.
Is my birthday, we gonna eat pountine for the first time.

Or do you mean I gotta hug your mama.
I mean... I will hug her, if you like.

it's all good scanner

no i mean your mom
i really miss mine

she got congenital heart failure and had to go down the hill to get treatment
she's doing better though now

gonna be home soon

Hello

btw i think i'm going to get a frisco trip going soon this year

holler at your boy

Did you go by boo or drake?

That's why you ride a bike, blow past and take your ball peen hammer to his mirror.

Too many idiots.

A what now ?

You know I want nothing more than a night alone with you~

Okay to be fair those first two are pretty good imo
Those last 2 are also good imo but only cause thats a new experience thats kinda hard to come by nowadays

gimme your hand
make sure Desu is watching too

Holla Forums ROADTRIP???????????

HELLA HYPE

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I work in car insurance, that sounds like a horrible idea lol

ive been called boo for my last like 7 years on the internet

so i guess thats what we go with

I want in on this teaching thing.

idk how to say this non offensively but i dont htink im as much of a mamas boy as you

im not too worried about it
also shes gonna be coming home soon, our hospital on this mountain is shit so she had to go down the hill for treatment

Most people regret such intimate experiences with me.

Nah, works great. They usually get the message. If not, you just softly pat your shotgun on your forks.

Ah, then that I remember. King Boo, right? At least at one point.

I had to listen to the song after making the post. Lovely.

oh
wait a minute
i remember that fucking ferret

arent you the guy that posts all those fucking motorcycle mems?

i didnt know you were the william shatner guy too dude

my minds fucked

No offence taken.
Jesus fuck

gatorboy

I was trying really hard to make it good.

Ah hah!

hey

exactly. there should be a 2 kid maximum

it doesn't concern you

you are in the countries chode

yeah they're all good but not the best examples of you growing up besides the first one

it's dope you got that strong family bonds and shit

since you're kinda a bastard

lol i love how you saved my stock images

still drinking?

Please. We've been friends for so long. I doubt I would be wrong.

Kinda wanna kill myself for not dotting my i's

...

I initially tried to do it but it was sort of difficult so I gave up. Yours was much better than mine.

-slap-

No, I'm done for the day.
I would've gotten crazier but circumstances have curbed my drinking to the curb.

Hey now, I am a third. Let's not make this shit like Ender's Game or I wouldn't exist.

You would be the first.

i would probably dot my js too with handwriting like that

my coworkers tell me i have good handwriting

im like, what because you can read it?

So how'd it go last night, hmm?

I moved to the very tip yesterday

-slaps harder-

*puts my hand forward*

Well, come up to Michigan and let me find out.

how was your week love?

what happened?

man did you like that movie?

i did

watched it twice

even your moves are sexual

when are you going to get back on the pro football circuit

what even?

I yield.

...

Stop that

It was fine, first week of handling claims

You already forgot our conversation on Steam? Wow Mordin that is just mean

Perhaps some day, my friend. I have some pretty dark days economically ahead of me soon.

The movie wasn't great but it wasn't horrible. I loved the book though.

MORDIN GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE YOU FUCKING FLOOSIE

Drank weak drinks in the pub, so closing time for offlicenses. So I couldn't get my 8 cans of 'Fuck my shit up'

taking off my coat
clearing my throat

now you know what i think is cool mandy
we havent known each other for different eras, yes?
but in completely different ones we became friends in both of them
even the ones where we didnt know each other before

i think thats pretty dope

no no mate i live on a mountain
in a mountain TOWN you see?

brah i fucking love stock images

Er I have a job coaching travel baseball but that's not until the fall. I only played football for 1 year

-kicks while you're down-

yeah good thing elma isn't here otherwise he would fake filter me again

Get George and them to let you move into my room.

there's like one supermarket here with a monopoly and folk here want a second one to get competition.

but local gov is denying it here so I can get people to rage over that.

lmao i wonder whos dumb enough to believe this

or dumb enough to think anyone would let you around children

i dont even mind if you bully welms anymore
although i DID tell you not to and you said you wouldnt

very shamefur tp

Yeah dude, Ive kinda been a piece of shit to my family
Well I guess I always will be
I want to change cause like I've read that manga Onani Master Kurosawa and this fucking guy cums on everyones shit and never gets caught until the end and he admits to it and deals with all the shit afterwards yet still manages to change
Its crazy

Kinda inspires me to change too

You should see Ian's
Its pretty bad

H-Haha, come on Subtle don't make it sound weird
I'm trying to concentrate here

Absolutely rustic.
Mountain towns are pretty cool.
In the UK, you only get those in Scotland or Wales.

.... aren't you gonna bully me or something? This feels weird.

i only bully people who deserve it
im a warrior of justice

Ok so if I actually wanted to get cursive writing like that, what can you recommend that I do?

Does this mean we get to go to a bedroom?

You're living with Georgie?

...

idk if youre cute or not dude

also i think making this romantic might ruin our friendship

Uh oh....

oh like the returns counter?

sounds like a nightmare

i just watched it blind the first time and was pleasantly surprised

like was bored and heard nothing about it and saw a stream with some faggot kid on the poster

that sucks scan dog. hope you sleep well

yeah like i just started anew and started googling how i felt when i would see a post i wanted to react to and would save stock images

stock image reactions are p based when done tastefully

you still actively coach baseball ?

that's pretty rad

what is your best position would you say?

and if you say pitcher or catcher imma lose it

there aren't any smaller locally owned markets?

eh sorry

not sure what you meant by that weeb shit but yeah family yay ^^

also not surprising that colbert has shit handwriting

he can't even keep his sexuality straight

My mate would say that if shit happens in the pub, he would say 'BALANCE has entered the room'.

As in, if something is a bit off kilter in a place of drink, some mysterious force would set things right.

And that's why you get drunk bar brawls, people sobbing, a dance off, any silly shit really.

...

No, THIS IS GREAT!
Weak drinks = a less drunk Scanner = less emo = a good day tomorrow.

I was a pitcher and coach how to pitch

Is your writing like this?

If it is keep it that way cause it's cute af

Damn straight savage

I wish dude, but this is a business graveyard.
too few people and too few investors.

...

wow hey teeps is here
must be friday

LUL

Yeah it's like that but I WANNA CHANGE

They made it out better than what a lot of the other shitty movies were. I hear Suicide squad is god awful.

Only applies to raves or bars or house parties only though.

Anything else outside these places is just either circumstance.

EVERYBODY LOOKING FORWARD
TO
THE
WEEKEND

PARTYIN, PARTYIN (YEAH)

do french girls really like pepsi?
see, i knew they were top tier

bump

It's nothing scandalous.

do you think the hands are forcibly making her smile or is the feeling of the hands making her smile naturally

Friday'd give me time, Saturday could wait
But Sunday'd be too late

(YOU)

I don't believe that.

...

force

me
:)

funny face~

suicide squad was great

Hi master

Nah, new job. Car insurance claims adjuster

You were saying weird things, I thought you were drunk.

What's a floosie?

Rude!

...

good evening luka
i missed talking to you

what song is that, fam?

scanner you are on a whole nother layer compared to me dude
i cant keep up

And only you! >:3

For SERIOUS!

...

YOU'RE WEIRD AND DRUNK

:)

-hits you-

Oyasumi

i want the black haired girl

i got home not to long ago
*hugs*

*hugs*

my grandmama's off to bingo so im the only human in my house
so i have this shit on blast with my speakers
i hope its good

she's pretty~
saved to my collection

I like you the way you are
Never change

Well maybe just change the way you dress
You need to dress a bit better

Having better writing/drawing is that one asset that no one really notices tbh

yeah pretty massive

i kinda like the recovery sometimes. like i have hash so the agony tomorrow is gonna be bananas

no way i believe that shit

the colbert "i'm bi actually" actualization made me irl lol

eh that sucks. like around here we have the big chains but also these fresh little mexican markets that poor mexicans use foodstamps at

they are kinda cramped but also have a little of everything

the other day i went in and dude handed me some papers

was like like lol no dude i was actually wondering if you sell compressed gas

tfw they didn't

SAMASAN UP IN THIS B

once i realized it was PG-13 my wanting to see it subsided

still want to see it cause margot robbie is a smoke bomb tho

no shit?

whoa bro that sounds like an even bigger nightmare

no offense

i mean... i like it. but
im old, so...

hey ruka
*hugsu*
how are you feeling?

n-noh not yet wait ! I have to tell you something..

The grocery store got pregnant, things got awkward, I had to leave it

Mhmm, yep. Pays a ton more and is an actually decent career so I mean I deal with the shit

Sorry man, I'm the king of 'What the fuck' and it is hard for me to get off my sordid throne of silly bullshit.

Should we try again with conversation or wait till we both sobered up or something.

CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

tired, from all this heat...

Yeah but you are crazy.

Lies and deceit.

It's PG13?

fuck... I know right

whew

Should I send you some nudes as an apology?

I need to make the switch to weed.
I REALLY REALLY do, but I cannot be bothered to do the thing of getting skins, a grinder, a dealer, and waiting and stuff and silly deals and shit....

Booze is just fucking easier and I know where I am at.

ay lad

yah i know what you mean
im burning alive here ;_;
you have a long day, my ruka?

no you really are scanner
half the things you say make me say 'what the fuck'

idk what any of this means

Yes.

hey dags
idk what time it is there but good morning/evening/afternoon

Can I send them after I shower tonight?

pepsi is superior
some are pretty neat

there's a saying here, there's always more in america it applies again.

get one of those hella cheap coffee grinders for 10 bucks

ay sama, how goes

good morning!

remember to thank me if you actually get them since im the literal reason why youre getting them

CANT STOP ME

thought for sure that'd get SOME laughs

I laughed

You wish you were the reason.
I've had a crush on Mandy for ages.

... can I brew weed tea like I brew normal tea?
Can I drink weed?

yep

just thinking about Torrenting: Suicide Squad & no mans sky

stuck in a sting look on youtube, cold beverage, some grub (pan seared steak and onions

...life is good mate

*loop

ughhh insurance though. talk about selling your soul. good for you though man. really. get that skrill

yeah lol

LGTSS

nice

i just happened to have some this week

cause like before my ohio trip i asked my brother if he could get us some weed. we ended up driving to michigan an hour out of our way for it

i guess if i must...

*parties soft

Why should I give you option?

What? Why is that?

Did you actually like it?

how u feeling dude?
im hella fr*cking wasted
just cracked open a coors a bit ago after some shots
you feeling good?
i bet u are because i sent a lot of good energy to you just now

another dank passive aggressive blankpost

it probably wont run your rig
90% of the reviews on steam are really bad since the game is horribly unoptimized

neither of those are worth your money so its good you torrent them lmao

are we gonna do a peace treaty then?
since we like pepsi anyway
im tired of being unable to flirt with rin because youre mad at me

its a passive aggressive tactic to get back at your boo

danklegalbud.com/best-way-to-make-weed-tea/

Holy fuck dudes, I think this would be the most British thing ever when it comes to weed.

it was entertaining how bad it was

Because you love me.

I know what I'm doing this birthday.

anyone watching TI

whats going on lmao

this sounds like memes

Well that is rather rude....

Lawl. That is more like it.

...

it'll run on my 'rig'

dude can i just say that i'm glad you're "back"?

yeah dude it is
sucks because i still remember being friends with the guy too
like dust in wind ;_;

mm, you can, I've never done it before. You need to decarboxylate your buds and use high fat milk/ coconut oil/ butter .. you can't just steep weed into water but.

sounds good! hows work been

hey teepee

ahaha, i just woke up, but i'm feelin okay

apparently joe budden has gone ham of late

the OvO crew is too much

When's your birthday ?

sure... go ahead

heyyyyyyyy

oh check it out
desu needs more friends so now hes gonna buy stuff for scanner

Cupcake.

user_sama, whatever happened to your vid replies

I'mma do it, and if I end up turning into pure memes, I'll let you know.

Fuck it, how about a TC chat.

Well shit, I can use both high fat milk and butter and make a British brew; and get absolutely fucking rankass.

i missed you for awhile and wasn't sure if you would ever come back. during that time i think you were knocking up a second niggress

im just watching some TI my man
was listening to some tupac because i wasnt that interested in the game

how u feeling?

the problem is that its not running on 90% of peoples comps lmao

i hope it works for you though luka ~

how was your day?

17th, I'mma see if I can buy a ten bag from my neighbours and try to this shit out.

That way, I don't ever need to learn how to roll joints.

hounestly i think my man tits look better than fish's

...

you left...

i just couldnt bring myself to do it in your absence...

I've got a mic but no cam.

Maybe don't be a cunt to people then.
Still waiting to know what it was you took as passive aggressive.

holy shit have you seen his titties?
theyre fucking GROSS

my flat milk duds are more feminine than those abominations

kyle pls response

my walls have calmed down

quit being a mopey cunt

NEWWWWW HEEEEEERRRROOOOOOO

HYYYYYYYYYYYPE

nah... banged a white dame tho

it was shit

2 new heroes at one TI

thats pretty cool

Oh my that sounds like quite a night

PIT LORD?!

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ordinary.

i can't handle how slow YouTube vids play on "normal" speed now
since now i have gotten used to watching almost all my vids at 1.5 speed

Maybe you're too killer harsh on Luka.

soup

yup, don't like smoking?

sleepy, dunno what to do today

that's what i'm saying

my "doesn't work out just stopped caring" man tits are like a 4/10

his are gag/10

once you go yada yada

I'm confused.

Fine. After you shower.

that's a funny way of saying that me being moody is an excuse for you to be a little bitch

boo pls stop blogging about mobas

i know you're fake drunk but still

Pretty sure it's the nude thing.

they showed pit lord at the all star game
and JUST announced monkey king

fucken know right

Being mean to Luka is like being mean to Swedish: no one particularly cares either way.

Just never learnt how to roll a joint.
But I love make tea.
I love trying out new teas, like herbal or powdered stuff.

So this is a god send

yes tsuchi?

*bullies you*

i danced with a mixed chick once

black women are intimidating to me unless they are not in a group

welll fukken excuse me dammit... what should i video about huh?

tell me... your royal majesty

That you're a nudist? I don't know, maybe you're right. It honestly kind of bothers me too.

Post the Yuru Yuri .gif you have of the one's head going back and forth like a metronome.

KYLE WHAT THE FUCK

NIGGAWHATYOUSAY?!
THATGETSMYDICKROCKHARD

sure

I tend to lounge in my B-day suite.

?

*blogs for twenty posts about leaving 5eva so people come to my defense*

:D

...gotta single out the weak ones... divide and concur

textwall inc
i never asked for this

i could post my alcohol but i dont htink you believe it

i like luka
he's a fantastic friend

same dude
how are you feeling?

lmao they are so lopsided
its ridiculous
the image is broken into my mind

youre literally not my friend dude
i dont care what you do

wait really?
thats super weird luka
it makes you unique though

why speed it up? your mind goes too fast?

do you like dotes?
EG is about to play

yeah they just showed an animation for him
and had a big drum performance on the stage

tell me the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you with absolutely no context.

W-what?!
NO I"LL MISS YOU

Just so long as you're not lounging in anybody else's b-day suit.

Oh. Hi.

So that isn't you.
Hmm. Interesting.

...

... you're pulling my leg again, aren't you.

curiouser and curiouser.

OH i get this
smart thing
yeah i think the filename was different

jesus that dude got scratched the fuck up

Don't ever talk to me again.

I don't really know Luka.

I am diamonds after watching Trump slam a feminist. You?

turn on TI dude
i think EG (our guys) is about to play
theyll probably talk more about him

...

You think the physical tears are bad? You should see the emotional ones.

joint rolling ain't hard when you get the hang of it

never played or watched it, see it's the top on twitch though

he's going to turn into the gay furry joker

You wanna play Dota2 together one day?

eh i just will focus on the divorcees i think

i think we're going to have to tiny tonight

i think that that crackwhore swedish fish want's sama's d dude

thanks love

no followup unless you want to

luka is this dude who dropped out of highschool and is retarded and gets government assistance, he has pretended to be a girl on the internet for like 6 years. he gets people to feel sorry for him by saying he has no money and is lonely

then they give him money for subway

and he spends it on leegu skins

I thought you were more ever-present. Seems that wasn't you.

pretty happy dude
having a good day
my thinking is starting to deteriorate though
but i will KEEP GOING

how big is your dick?

you should try to get to know him
im glad i did

e-sports are fucking hilarious dude
you should check it out
i think i might get back into dotes after this

hell yeah dude of course
a lot of my friends stopped playing
so i gotta start getting some more

mandy has a big dick

I'll pass. I am in game.

I'll probably have 100 ping, so I'll just have to play a lot of tanks.

A lot of cunts who just are durable as fuck

swedish goes after anyone who acknowledges him tbh fam

now if you ask boo i think sama has been sending a little bit of flirting back at him/her

btw i think i will join the tiny
i need to shower though
i might right now

Well that escalated quickly.

What? You can't just go around talking about my dick like that! People would know something is up....

gib tiny link

okay... no context for you

yas chase zem like ze lyon on ze afrecan plane

sry fam
was just wondering

All gay furries are jokers. But joker in like, the sense that old people use it as an insult.

Okay. I still don't really know him. People here are pretty strangely opinionated on a lot of things so their analyses aren't really worth anything at all.

You're acting very oddly about this.

big ol' donkey dick

he fucks boys

fucks little white boys

I am a woman.

Well...you are a little white boy.....

i only act out of character when im undergoing an operation
what do you think

i wonder if that was ever like the f-word to them

heh.

Good morning.

im a nigga

delete this

An operation to unlock nudes, or what? If that's the case it seems strange to do it explicitly. Although it would almost undoubtedly still work just as well.

I don't think so. I imagine my grandfather used the f-word plenty. He also calls black people yabbadoos.

alrighty. have fun cuddly wuddly

fish is kinda fun to flirt with

cause like he will fucking move in with you and pay rent to sleep on your fucking couch for one flirt

patience young one

i've known him for a long time

and he has always pulled his e-begging i'm a retarded girl schtick

hi

i assumed it was already up
i have to move to my desktop anyway so take your time

I swear to god, everyone on TI is on coke and adderal just to deal with the burnout.

alright if you give vids I'll give vocaroos
vocaroo.com/i/s13WsN7GaUWo

E-begging takes two.

no thats the wrong assumption
my motives are MUCH MORE COMPLEX than that

LMAO
fucking tp
i can just imagine accidentally replying to swedish, i blink, and suddenly hes on my fucking couch

two years ago
a friend of mine
told me alize and cristal blows your mind

whoops

...

Bullshit.

Alize and cristal?

Revy-san is employed!

Sad!

Kaybe, get on OW.
We need people.

ive shown you the pictures

im just quoting some good tunes since this romantic relationship of ours is a FAILURE

Congrats on finally being a functioning member of society.

Probably over my head, then. The pursuit of nudes is about as abstract as my thought process ever gets. Unless you mean you're getting a physical operation, of course. Are they cutting you open?

He's probably watched too much gay porn, where the bottom is perma-flaccid.

i just felt one was coming

cause like sama and fish want to face fuck

oh for sure. anyone who has ever given him subway money is a fucking moron

but it doesn't forgive the scam

and paying your rent

LOL

yay. surprised you were able to stop crying enough to find craigslist

vocaroo.com/i/s1XPqmTq4Y60

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many years ago I would have been, but I don't bother to lurk if I'm not around, I just scroll through posts without looking after I get back from work or sleep.

Wait, you were the black guy BEHIND the white guy in them all, huh?

Cocaine flame in my bloodstream.

For however long they hold it, anyway.

I have a show coming on but I'll try to pay attention

it begins

hi eisen !

oh very funny

what show?

HI BOO
WILL YOU BE JOINING ME IN THE TINYCHAT TONIGHT

Eric Andre in a couple hours

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vocaroo.com/i/s0ucWWJ8ZqxZ

...

Good morning.

vocaroo.com/i/s0JYjUeVV3Mx

ended too soon

FILL YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER
WHEN YOU SEE THE WHITE WHAAAAAAAAAALE
BREAK YOUR BACK AND CRACK YOUR OARS MEN
IF YOU WISH TO PREVAIIIIIIIIIIIIL

yes but i gotta shower
i need to find a clean shirt
i havnet had any clean laundry since my mama's been down in riverside

is it worth losing all my ravioli?

yeah being a bottom sounds terrible
i gotta snap out of this gay submissive shit ive been doing

first for

oh so here is my thing about eric andre

i get it

but it's like not that funny anymore being that low brow

Moogey-kun.

._.

vocaroo.com/i/s0mHD07rVYCG

Nah. Not here.
I figured out who it was anyways.
Just was one of those moments where I saw it and thought it was you.

Yeah I get that it's kinda cheap humor but it's like 10-15 minutes every week so the way i see it you might as well watch it

Lovely lovely

You probably just need to get fucked hard to get it out of your system. It's the straightest thing you could do, really.

vocaroo.com/i/s0XoJ3uYwnu1

OH FUCKING SHIT CUCKSHIT ONLY GOT MY REPLY FROM HIS ORIGINAL BORING ASS RECYCLED OPENER SO HE HAD TO REPOST THE SAME BORING ASS RECYCLED OPENER

WHAT A FUCKING DINGUS

so cuckwork has made a hello post TWICE NOW

and each time he has gotten ZERO REPLIES

vocaroo.com/i/s0srkq03eySi
i tried singing for you fam

you think so?
its a viable hypothesis
i could totally start looking for a cute boy to slam my BOYPUSSY

vocaroo.com/i/s1XUbOdO3vWP

DUDE THESE TWO OH MY GOD XD

I CAN'T GET ovER THESE TWO

Yeah go for it dude. Say you'll host and set up a bunch of hidden cameras too. It'll be tight.

vocaroo.com/i/s1AnyCloKDpK
i was trying to say something flirty

vocaroo.com/i/s0ty4y6w5OIl

I didn't realise I made two, I walked away from my computer for a bit.

Quirky~

it's cute that you think of me so much

you think i should set up some cameras if i do it?
let all Holla Forums see some boy rail me?
nah nah maybe not
thatd make me gayer i think

You don't have to let all Holla Forums see it. Just Kaybe. And yourself, over and over and over.

You're laughing too hard to talk sos.

Hi sweetie cakes, Hows my favorite puppy today?

donno man. at the same time, how many rational people don't keep at least two raviolis in a secret place

youtube.com/watch?v=JQr5sLOqIZ4

i'm in love with this broad

vocaroo.com/i/s0ANpdtC5fqJ

cooki you kinda look like this smoke bomb

no homo

RAVIOLI
RAVIOLI

GIVE ME THE FORMUOLI

It's not that.
It was the exact same .gif with a similar filename so it just piqued curiosity.
I just didn't expect it.

yup
kinda like training to see things faster
:3

watching things play at 1.5 feels normal

while watching them at "normal" speed feels all slow long and drawn out sentences... makes me tired of how slow they play.

ya kno... i just didnt jump to 1.5x speed... i worked my way up by getting used to 1.25x speeds first~

Doing well.
Playing OW with some friends.

mmm ravioli

vocaroo.com/i/s1hJHet7llGG

Thanks it's been a difficult process

I don't spend that much time crying and I didn't find the job through Craigslist

At least your parents will get off your back, I guess.

vocaroo.com/i/s1X08s3XrZu4

shower time ill be right back

dont leave luka/revy

vocaroo.com/i/s0vtuAOTR7TJ

... it's just like...
fuck....

I did some retarded shit. Which escalated.

Never have I heard such a retarded situation that escalated that quickly.

I have received hand-job from an arab in a backalley just after a drunken walk and talk.

Had fistfights and thought 'Yo, stop, you know what would be fucking awesome? Covering our fists in toilet paper and deodorant, setting that shit on fire AND THEN FIGHT' and went along with it as if it was a natural progression of utter violence.

Swam in sewers
Put money on the EU referendum because 'don't believe in voting'
Snorted MKat because 'it was the neighbourly thing to do, all I wanted was sleeping tablets'.

Never, EVER have I got into a fight over a fucking disney song.

tbh it's kinda sad that one can of ravioli made scarlet abuse fish and beat his gf like that

rip scarlet's gf

sure sure.

it's funny how like boo has to shower before tinychatting

like he doesn't have just one big jew mop fro anyways

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Don't flatter yourself.

i guarantee you his jew mop fro will only last through sophomore year in college

I associate people by what they post more that their names.

inb4 he shaves it all off like his daddy sama

I can see Boo becoming the "girl" of the male dorms once he leaves.

I'm ashamed to admit that, at one point, I was counted in this scrub group

this

but it's also super confusing when you have like a thousand names and hella others use the same avatars as you

Well, I enjoy fucking with people too.

pretty sure there are people here i havent talked to in like 3 years because they changed their name once and i lost track

that

Less than you'd think
I told them I'm working late night shifts because that's what was available and they were like "so you'll still be free during the day?"
Like yes, I won't get home Thursday Friday Saturday/Sunday night until like four am, but I'd LOVE to get up bright and early to do your lawn work

he should man

jews look good with shaved heads

well not forcefully shaved

like that time

nah he's gonna be that really chill stoner dude that everyone steals from

vocaroo.com/

To be blunt, if you're with your parents still you have to do something for your ability to stay there.
Just working and having all of the living expenses paid by your family is just mooching.

oh thanks... i needed a link to vocaroo

Eisen, it's me! Bender!

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vocaroo.com/i/s0byaxSuOodu

vocaroo.com/i/s1IRlLyWmELl

no way?

i would have never gathered

not worth your time tbh

Yes yes.

like after the fourth time i actually understood who the fuck kaybe is

i've accepted it, but tbh i still don't know who the fuck this owlfucker is

What's the password

I know right

lol I know, you're not the first person to say that

nice! I'm just dieing a little bit.

idk who the fuck anybody is here really besides like user-sama, bard, erin, boo and gilgamesh

"Fuck if I know."

if they wanted to talk to you, they would

really?

yeah too bad she got dicked the fuck up by piper

What's wrong?

You figure it out, you let me know.

what happened to the trap house crew

ui, scarlet, scarlet's abused gf

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What are you laughing at?

Incorrect.
Alternatively you can choose to be identified using a semen sample

Oh I know I'm not important enough for that

mhmm

I'm better now I think, but, I just wan't feeling too hot last night

Why do I get the feeling that the sample comes from you?

oh right yeah them but who cares really

eh i always like talking to you

cause you're like boring, but non-threatening

does that make sense?

i... feel so dirty

wow hey a two for

whoooo

That wouldn't really be helpful in identifying you

but it would be great fun

Assumedly in the loony bins as well.

wooo forgot the mic...

I understand

I'm glad you feel better.

you can just imagine what im sayingthere. dub it

am i the only one not hearing anything?

Scarlets welfare sucking tits just kept on growing and growing until it just suffocated them all in fat and flesh.

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BASED SCARLET WAS 10 TIMES THE TRAP YOU ARE

HAVE YOU EVEN SEEN HER NIPPLES

COMPARED TO YOUR.... WHATEVER THE FUCK THOSE ARE

this is the part where I'd like to meme the fuck out of you but I don't know how to play with .webm's

see

muted the mic, then forgot to unmute it

you fuckers can do sooo much better

herrrroooooooo?

it tinychat time?

at first thought I was just gonna put the Jugenmesugenmegogonosedegakaisadeasensugesugematsufuraimatsufuraimatsusokurunatokorosuruntorayamagojiburagojibaibobabionoshoringashoringagurindaigurindainobumbokobinnobumbokonanojoukyuumenochousekesydney over it but I don't know how

scarlet has really nice nipples

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Oh shit nigga I want it to be tinychat time

Only if Desu gets on cam and cybers boo in thread

I also bought another bottle

we tc nao plox

Post scarlet's nipples for science.

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well i guess nobody else is so ill make the tinychat
i expect you guys to take shots with me though

yo thats really dope actually
i never knew anybody who did that
whered you get the idea?

They know my plan is to move into a shitty apartment with two other people asap for the sole purpose of never having to deal with their bullshit again

I wont cam unless you flirt with Desu tho

Sexualize the roach

vocaroo.com/i/s1zeuTAoS0b8

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Should I drink miller lite or actual alcohol

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do NOT sexualize the roach

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nvm

here is the real q

should i suck e-dick or actual dick

tinychat.com/booboolaboosh

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so... tc when

oh...

It was so lulz

Desu messaged me on steam asking why I kept being mean to him

Hard liquor like an actual man

Like if you actually ever believed you ever had a 6 pack you should drink hard liquor

imo

Wow boo you're like the embodiment of disappointment

user-sama, read me a bed-time story in voice.

Suck actual e-dick

Would that really be best?
I'm sure your parents wouldn't charge more than a paltry amount of either money or housework just to reiterate that you're contributing something.
Splitting rent between three people would still end up as like a bare minimum of $400-500, including utilities, at even the most sleazy of places.

i would also like a tc link

i got the idea myself
when youtube released the speed feature in youtube a year or two ago along with 60fps youtube
i found that the video is stable and smooth speed up only at 720p60fps
but if you try watching a 1080p60fps speed up 1.5x speed you'll see what i mean by stuttering...

right now i'm finding that the GOG version of NoMan'sSky will be incredibly easy to pirate soon, and offline mode will be sweet no fuss~

...soonTM

looks like i'll be having fun for free soon enough.

tinychat.com/booboolaboosh

Story of your life.

in tc

2 more years of hrt and freedom is there Revy

I promise you

TC is rubbish for beddime stories, everyone will talk over it.

kill yourself

And also tell me to get on and stuff.

awww

kill yourself (x2 combo)

I'd get on TC with my shiny new phone but I'm going to bed so kill your myself.

it would be better
i'm just sick of everything and want a semblance of control in my life

ANTHONY SOTO

GET ON CAM THIS INSTANT

don't be surprised if i try to take you up on that offer

Can I see what Revy looks like?

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FUCK YOU

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I'm Canadian.
Of course I have some inherent britbongisms.

Someone hold me. My feelings are hurt.

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They're a proper brit.

this statement is nonsensical.

I can't even right now.

hey smiles I have this cool idea for you wanna hear it?

I'm gonna head to bed now.
'night faggots, and fuckers.

Wow, okay.
Brb, kms.
See you in ~8 hours.

Yeah sure, hit me with it.

goodnight rin

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I set it so you can refund Who's Your Daddy, Boo.
Feel free to redeem it.

Be. Nice.

i open tc and hear the gayest shit i've heard all day
oh i probably don't have cancer btw

vocaroo.com/i/s1zeuTAoS0b8

Our Discord is pretty damn gay if you want in on that.

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is there a tiny chat? I'm bored

Boo has one up.

tinychat.com/booboolaboosh

no.