Neptunia Thread

I want to eat pudding with Neptune and play videogames with her as we laugh at dumb, unfunny memes into the late hours of the night

And do lewd things together in the park

This year Plutia will get her own CD I'm sure of it!
and also hoping The Oracles, Makers, Linda and Rei get thier own CDs in the near future

I want to do Nepgear a solid in the park.

Then later again that night.

thats so precious

I want to hug Rei

I want to place my hand on Noire's head and fluff it

Sorry questanon, we thought you were gone at some point and it looks like we forgot to add it back into the op now that you're back.

Thanks bud

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Nep.

Nice Neps

Which Nep would you Nep?

Rei

Rei is cute, CUTE! I want to marry her!

How do I skip the grind?! HALP. I want to finish it but the gameplay is so boring, I don't have the effort for all the grind again since so much is rehashed from rebirth1.

Play a better game
Or not. Pointless grind seems like it would suit you.

Noire

>see nep lewds while lurking stupid porn booru
>faggot in the comments whining about non-yuri
FUCKING /NEPGEN/ REEEEEE

jesus

if nep were a status effect what would it do

see

thats fair

gelbooru used to have a problem with some yurifag that used proxies to mass downvote any lewds that weren't yuri, it got so bad gelbooru removed the ability to downvote.

Wait, THAT'S what happened? I knew they mass downvoted both non yuri lewds and comments that suggested anything other than yuri, but I didn't know Ghost was responsible.

Who's Ghost? Also nep lewds weren't the only ones hit, maid dragon lewds were hit as well.

There were a lot of yurinazis on nepgen, but the worst was a guy that went by the name of ghost. He was super autistic, too. He always had to have the last say in any conversation, so after he started losing arguments, he'd stop talking, then wait until the thread was about to die, post a reply to everyone who either argued with him or who just posted straight neps denouncing them, and then he would publish a new thread that would end the thread so no one could reply to him.
The threads he created never had any words on them either. It was just a random image with a single period for the text.

NEP NEP neppy NEP nep nep nep

pastebin.com/iebSk01Y
I did a writing.

how are blanc and the twins going to work with the switch since its supposedly a fusion of console and handheld? are ram and rom gonna be the joycons and turn into guns for blanc the cowboy? are they going to pilot a 3 headed loli battle machine?

They're gonna __ die _____

Don't forget to bring your Nepneps to the recycling plant.

oh god it's on pixiv too

Oh hey, my ID reset.
sage for relatively off topic

He's in the wrong neighborhood to be saying that.

Sauce on pic
For Research

Man, I feel like going to the beach now

Speaking about lewds. I have a question for Dr. Nep

I can only fap once a day nowadays, is that normal? Am I getting old?

Oh its this faggot, this shit is why people don't like yurifags.

In all honesty, it's much healthier to fap once or twice a week rather than daily. While it could be age creeping up on you, it could also be a sign to not whack off so much

amazon.com/dp/B072FKVD8R/?tag=rs0ab-20

Up for preorder

Anything on what our limited is going to look like?

disappointment, it wont be anywhere near as good as the JP limited edition

>once a day
You can't be a teenager forever I guess.

It's just annoying when you haven't got anything better to do

Might want to try looking for something to do during the downtime of a new Nep release besides staying on imageboards

Is it really?

Shit I'm still doing 3 times a day

Is that the official date or just a placeholder?

Probably a placeholder.

Daily is fine. 3 times a day seems like a lot, but if you're functioning fine then keep at it.

The Neps are just too lewd I can't handle it

pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=62939095
If you want to see lewds and the tard in action.

We might get a new transformation for Blanc and the twins that's inspired by the switch, but the devs will probably make it a one-off gimmick and keep all the neps anachronistic in relation to new consoles until they have to replace the main goddesses and candidates with a new generation of characters because the VAs will be pushing 50 and will want to retire.

When do most VAs retire anyways?

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Sleepy Neps

I want miko outfits for all the Neps, but especially for the White Sisters. That looks adorable.

Calling all Noirefags

pastebin.com/BayW5yNQ

sleepy neps are the comfiest

Just what i needed to brighten my day. Thanks, mate.

you think she'll save herself for the first night

That's up to you.

Food with Neps

At the Delusional CPU fight in Heart Dimension. What the heck's the recommended level? They almost always use their exe within the first 3 turns and screw over my entire party

Thicc Neps

Honestly Chaos White+Taddle Fantasy looks absolutely gorgeous

It was a long time ago, but you'll probably have to grind a bit for that battle. The first time I tried, the CPUs instantly killed 3 out of 4 party members, before even I could buff/debuff or generally do anything…

So if Cyberdimension counts as Vert's game, when will Ploot get her game
So glad the anime rescued her character tbh

It doesn't, sadly. Nep is still the main focus and Vert has a bigger role. So NEVER EVER user, sorry.

why is neptunia girl and eggplants always together?

don't worry user I'm sure plutia will get her time to shine one of these days
and if I successfully meme into reality her CD surely it will come with her game as well

I beat that fight at level 38-41. It was a pretty tight fight.

My party is Neptune, B-Sha, Rom, and Ram all in mid 40s

This is my party comp for that fight

Why do most of the Neps living in Planeptune seem to have a choker of some kind?

Roleplay purposes

Eggplants are Neptune's only weakness.

I initially thought only Neptune and Nepgear wore chokers, but then I noticed Compa, IF, and Plutia wore them.

NepGYA

Would you rather have them wear neckties?

Yes

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gematsu.com/2017/05/megadimension-neptunia-viir-launches-august-24-japan

Fucking finally, some info.

A closer look at the pantsu?

Close enough.

So basically it's (((VR))) (((DLC))) for V-II. It's fucking nothing. I can't help but still be a bit happy with any kind of extra nep content though

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Its basically RB4: Nep of the Decade edition. I just wonder if it will use the same exact maps and combat though.

I'd poke Gear all day erry day.

I need more Blanc. A lot more Blanc.

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One time I didn't feel like fapping for a few days and though something was horribly wrong with me.

I don't get how anyone can go THREE times in one day. Two is fucking insane for me.

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so now that E3 is coming in about 2 weeks tell me which goddess are you praying to not get raped by the industry that badly this year

I hope the best for noire this year (even if I don't like her that much) and also blanc even if thing are slowly getting worse for her but vert is beyond salvation

no need to pray for planetune girls since they will be rolling in autism bucks soon

E3 in a Nutshell

on rare days if im bored enough i might go 16 times or more.

It's difficult doing so in a somewhat crowded home.

SIXTEEN? How? How the fuck can anyone ejaculate so much in one day? My dick hurts after the second time, and even then I have to wait at least a couple of hours before I feel like fapping a second time.

Really lewd Neps

I'm praying for Blanc, even though I don't own a Switch and probably never will.

I miss being able to play new games on the same couch and with the same TV as my friends in versus or co-op. It was probably the best thing about console gaming since PC couldn't do splitscreen easily like that, and Blanc is the only one who seems to still remember it's important. She really needs to cut it out with all the DLC though.

blanc! not all heroes have to fall and there is no such thing as 'past redemption', but regrets may never heal. your friends and the world still needs your leadership

It's best for her to not be a hero.

Praying for my wife Blanc to not makea fool out of herself, hoping that C-sha shows some good games
LIKE FUCKING DMC5
And that P-sha(Platinum) shows up

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They mentioned that they are changing the story and gameplay in an earlier article.

Screenshots

Okay, I need to buy that.

She looks way too naked with only a simple removal of her boots.

bare legs are just that lewd

Goddamnit clean up your act.

CALLING ALL BLANCFAGS

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A short story about Rei

Not that there are many Reifags here

when did she get out of plutias correction facility? or is new VR treatment testing for her?
thanks

Rei is a sweet, gentle soul that just needs to be understood.

Bully Uni

I want to befriend rei

I want to hug Rei

Meme Clothes

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Angelic trips for an angel

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bumpu

If anyone is going to be near the LND ComicCon tomorrow
twitter.com/JasSMarwaha/status/867823153288028160

ded fucking thred

London ComicCon?

Ravioli Ravioli Don't Sexualize the Lowee Lolis

Rom a qt

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Its better than those stuffed neps they had last year

true

TODAY I SHALL REMIND THEM
pic is also mfw can't get there

Also does anyone know who's playable for 4GO
If Ploot, how does she play?

I'm sorry lad, it's just the big 8 that are playable
and the HDD forms count as separate for some reason

I hope the game will at least be moddable on the new engine. And please let the multiplayer work this time

M-maybe the tyranny of the big 8 will end in the sequel if there is a sequel.

Face it, Uzume is the new Plutia.

At best she'll get some new stuff in V2R and a VR event. Honestly even if 4GO is a good game it doesn't excuse how lazy they were with it, the Goddesses barely show up in the story and are there just to bloat the roster space which could have been given to Uzume, Iffy, Compa and Ploot(and maybe even Pko) instead. Further proof of incompetence is if you look at DLC's and updates, there was only one patch to increase the games lvl cap to 200 and add more multiplayer fights, and all DLC's were just usable items and 3 recolors of the cat suit

Uzu at least got one drama CD

Which is why it is more suffering for Uzumefags.

Dogg Patrol mode when?

There should be a new game that features only the neglected neps

I would love some spinoffs.

Yes

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Is a Top Nep hat worth having?
Are they high quality?
Surely someone here has one.

I don't own one myself, because their price is insane. Now I doubt they're made out of god tier material, so they're probably not worth it for that price. Unless you have a ton of money and nothing better to spend it on.

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Anyone here ever mess around with the phone app? Found out they updated it to ver. 7.00, adds new versions of Nep/Noire, as well as other Compile Heart characters apparently.

There's been some screwing around with it. You can call Neptune fat or ask for her measurements, play around a bit and so on. Art's been updated overall as well.

Reposting some beautiful art of the nations at night, upon request and in case someone missed it a while back.

New version is already cracked if you didn't know, no need to buy anything.

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thanks for sharing it

Slaanep.

Neito.

I like the Van Gogh filters of those art

At least she isn't some Coldsteel-tier edgelord when they fuse together.

Casual Neps

comfy

What blessings would the mark of Slaanep bestow upon a normal user like myself?

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But chaos neps are a thing.

You all disappoint me

Good question. Slaanesh is the Chaos God(dess?) of excess. Perhaps an uncontrollable urge to play video games?

HEAR THIS DIRGE AND DESPAIR

Rei dindu nuffin and doesn't deserve any bullying.

But she is so cute when she is crying

Go away nepgya, this is a bully-free zone.

I second the bullying. Nepgya got it right.

NEP VS SEHA OUT 12TH JUNE
store.steampowered.com/app/571530/

Shit, I thought it'd be out this fall.

Why is most Nepnep fanart complete shit-tier? You have to wade through hundreds and hundreds of shit tier pics by shit artists to find a single good one.

Because most fanart makers are shit-tier themselves.

Such is the fate of neps for being more popular among gaijins than nips.
Instead of pixiv we get deviantautists.

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There are a number of good nep artists. Chief among them is haru, Buran's most dedicated husbando

There's decent stuff out there, main problem is basically the same for most fan works, bad fundamentals. Shit linework, bad color jobs, fucked up perspective. With a little bit extra work you could put out something that, while not perfect, doesn't look all that bad.

DELETE THIS

men_don't_scream's stuff is pretty good, but that's about as far as it goes on DeviantArt. Shame too, there's some genuinely great art on that site but the sad truth is that most of it is shit, especially fanart, and Neptunia is no exception.

Anyone have the link for the /nep/ discord?

discord.gg/kDV2F

Bikini Neps

Lewd

I want to play vidya with Blanc.

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The Chaos Nep game is supposed to come out June7, but does anyone even care now

I need more Chaos Neps. So Yes.

No Chaos Neptune, but wouldn't that be redundant?

Fuck I am so mad still

I want to make her lose focus when playing by lightly rubbing her nipple with one finger

I wonder if we'll still get the same 4 maps over and over again or if they'll actually give the dungeons some variety for the remake. Grafix look nice at least.

You did it Uzume! You saved the city!

My wife neppy is cute. CUTE!

==COME TO BED user== Neps

My nep isnt in your post

Is it Blanc?

Blanc is cute

Chaos Candidates are an oxymoron so Chaos Neptune should be fine.

Close but no

yes, more

There is no need to be upset.

het nep = sin

You only had to ask, you know.

Please tell me I'm not the only one who wants to fug and fug Compa. I mean she's a bit ditzy and her voice is a little annoying, but her sweater puppies are perfect.

its okay, I too want to fug her

You will regret clicking this spoiler.

I'm amazed that they looked at themselves in the mirror for a few seconds and said "this is a good idea".

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pastebin.com/X3PVftHt

Lewd Noire story
My first time writing anything lewd

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I'm alright.

Rei just looks somewhat inconvenienced by the whole thing.

Well, he looks like an enemy from the games (Super Otaku I think). So she's probably being raped by a monster.

She still looks like she's just greatly inconvenienced

Nepgear knows how to entice her oniichan, but does she actually know anything about sex? Or does she just see other girls doing things to entice men and thinks the only thing thay will happen is getting headpats and hand holding?

Who knows?

[] Tell her you can see her pantsu and ladies should be more careful around men
[X] Take the bait. Possibly be trapped in her scheme. If she doesn't understand what she's doing, you will teach her like the good oniichan you are.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING.

Being a good onii-chan. Experience is the best teacher. The best way to teach her not to entice men indiscriminately is by teaching her body directly.

too moe

Who is the best Nep?
And why is Iris Heart?

No man could reject such advancements. It's just too enticing.

because she is made for gentle femdom and comfy

>implying iris heart is best nep
If Plutia gets a big role in the new version of V-II, then I will concede she is the best nep.

kocho kocho

Here's Nepu in a towel

That's a big Histoire.

take I take the towel off?

Have some more Neps in Towels

Neps will let anyone touch them. sluts.

False. Only Linda lets people do that.

Apparently Nepgear is an exhibitionist though.

How many of you are amerifarts?
anime-expo.org/ax-2017-welcomes-neptunia-series-illustrator-tsunako-producer-mizuno-guests-honor/

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Uni was wondering why her Oniichan was mumbling Nepgear's name in his sleep. But it's okay since they're such good friends. They decided to share him.

Let’s dispel this fiction once and for all that Nepgear doesn’t know what she’s doing. She knows exactly what she’s doing.

She might even enjoy the pain she inflicts on Uni with her flagrant immorality.

She's around Nepnep all day and not stupid. Of course she picked up everything she ever wanted or didn't want to know about it

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I want a bigger version of that Nep kneeling on the bed.

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>yfw it plays and looks like a paper mario the thousand year door

Xbone only nep game, sports and spyware included.

A-At least we have memories…right?

There will always be reminders to download windows 10

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Okay that's just too lewd.

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pastebin.com/UqsJh5Hu

Lewd Nepgear story
Okay. That's all.

Nepping nepgear in the nepper position
Children incoming

MONSTERS. ALL OF YOU.

CURSE MY BONER AS WELL.

If you enjoyed it please say so

Surprised this wasn't mentioned yesterday, Re;birth 1, 2, 3 and their respective DLCs are on sale on GOG right now.
gog.com/games?devpub=idea_factory_inc&sort=bestselling&page=1

Yeah, i enjoyed it, nice and simple vanilla.

Reminder there will always be a hole in the character roster

Fuck you for reminding me of her and NISA.

It's alright user
Now you realise all the makers from the Re;Birth trilogy will never reappear either

Chaos

All these neps are like a toaster desktop with only 500mb of ram. They will soon be obsolete and must be replaced with newer, faster, shiner neps.

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gematsu.com/2017/06/moero-chronicle-coming-west-pc-via-steam-summer

What about some neps that completely die out like the Vita or Xbone?

RIP Uni

I collect dead consoles, I'll take care of them.

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be ready for rei's new imouto

Bump with random neps.
Btw the thread at >>>/nep/3738 is still suffering from a chronic lack of players, and it's about to die.

I want to shit batteries into her cartridge slot.

Whoops was busy with life, knew I forgot something

Who are these girls on the 5th picture? I've never seen them before

Got pictures? They can't be worse than GDQ "prizes".

I think they might be background characters like this one, guess they're popular with some artists or something

I hope these background characters don't start dominating the scenes, even though they look really good, I'd rather have the main characters keep their place, with their colorful cast of supporting characters.

I like that background character, her hair makes her look really comfy

Video games are a mistake

Hotsprings Chapter 6

Did anybody post the previous 5 chapters? Because I don't remember it…

New game soon.

The dog is right you know.
Really makes you think.

Iirc it was in the previous threads sporadically, because this one took me a month to edit due to life problems

Even though quality doesn't even say this took one month

I have not heard anything about the port. I really hope there are not any retarded issues.

I remember them, its been a while. Nice to see though.

pastebin.com/EdueJvJA
Kei is CUTE!
C U T E I tell you!

Good luck this E3 Vert

Rate Vert's presentation /nep/:
4/10 you didn't try hard enough vert

Still has no games.

5/10 nothing special.

3/10, Xbox backwards compatibility is the only reason it's not a 0. Would've been a 10/10 if they mentioned JSRF.

New E3 Neps when?

Its funny how accurate the Bert one was since the Xbox X is apparently the smallest console.

5/10
Better than last year but theres room for improvement. There's some good shit like Metro, DBZ, Cuphead, Weeb Souls and The Last Night, its genuinely nice that they're having backwards compatibility for old Xbox games, but they barely showed off examples of games looking or running better with the Scorpio.

Cute Kei is cute, though she looks really nice with long hair

pastebin.com/p3AL4usD

Lewd, comfy(?), Vert story
That is all

4/10. No Halo, one or two things that were interesting including X-Box game compatibility…but that's about it. Wasn't EA tier, if nothing else.

Had to write a smut fic/10

Oh my god Blanc, what are you doing?!

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Blancanon was Todd Howard all along.

BLANCCCCCC! STOPPP!

blanc lost it's mind

"Blanc-chan, do you want to pick up a few games from PC Continent? I can get some to you, but they'll ask for a few of yours in exchange."

Christ almighty, Noire. What the fuck was that conference.

Honestly, it was better than what Blanc did with the frogs and what Vert did with everything.

Also, Uni is dead.

I can't believe Uni is dead!

is it worth getting a vita just for this?

Naw, Noire and Vert were tied this year. Both have a bunch of mediocre games and no exclusives. Even Monster Hunter is multiplatform. Still better than everything else except that shitposting late last night.

Blanc has already had a lot of questionable crap and it's not even their turn yet so Lowee has a high likelihood of being blow completely out.

New Thread WHEN?
Thread is almost dying

Baking.

new thread when?

oh sorry ignore the last post

5 minutes.

NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD