Feminine penis

Feminine penis.

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But.. it's bard.

No, you'd enjoy that.

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Repoopadoop


Ehhh. I think they're just being nice and I'm too awkward to fully acknowledge it.

James Hipsley

308 Highway 76, White House, TN
37188-9198

Yoooooooo

fsdahfdgjashklf;d's

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????????????????????

Best OST on the 64.

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Careful. I bite.

Fuck yeah.

I don't remember much of the second game. Was it any better?

I'm only half way into it.
Never had it before recently.

Kyle
bite me

It is worse then you imagine.

Y'all done stepped in some horse shit
I'll turn you horseshoe niggas to corpses
For a dollar and a snack I bet they blow a horse dick
I ain't want to murk them but fuck it, you niggas pushed me
I'd let you fuck my wife but I'm sorry, she don't like pussy
I'm bending corners, let you broke niggas ride along
What bunch of fucking gangsters, but they can't afford a firearm
I know you need guap, take a moment to breathe Doc
Bet they do the drive-by on a bike with a slingshot

HELLO PEOPLE!

I'm all hopped up on the caffeine and estrogen

ask me anythin

How unsensative is feminine penis compared to masculine penis?

How muchwould could a IKT take welma?

Who even?


I like that though.

Are you hopped up on the caffeine and estrogen?

You got problems, my friend.

AHAHAHAHHA

Horse dick

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Wah!

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Instead of OW I should have made you gather the resources for streaming.


Hey Loods.

Casual acquaintance? Fellow shitposter? Beast?

Fight me.
I might nap though soon.


Lover.

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I have been promoted and management never sent me the memo. Forgive me.

NOMINALLY

It's just as sensitive but takes a lot longer to get hard.


I don't understand the q.


Yes. I got a 32oz black raspberry iced latte.

Management is not exactly funded well.

Night.

Sup? Isn't it getting a bit late there?

I think I can relate with the dross Kyle is posting.


Sleep cozily.

Peosi or coke welma

Have a good rest.


It is.. I have to do a thing and then I will go brush my teeth.

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Huh?


Coke. Vanilla coke and cherry coke is god tier.

Fanta is the only soda
and none of that watered down European bullshit

Those rotund beasts he posts make my cock go limp.


What are you, a n

I like fanta Orange not grape

Coke cherry pretty godly

Should have said so in the first place.

True.


Vanilla thooo

well I do not hate the grape, but Orange and Strawberry are the ones that I hold close to my heart. They're right next to you :^)

POR FAVOR

You're a big guy


Mkay, sleep tight!

p[oheifwgaypusdo;'a
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CSD

If they take off their underwear, will they die?

No, I'm not going now. Also get your mind out of the gutter.

It would be extremely arousing

Well done.

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For you*
can't you end the line? jeez

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Vanilla so sweet though

Going outside makes me psychically ill.

I'm such a charmer

The sunlight hurt my eyes and the heat made me dizzy, and work makes me tired.
These are all symptoms of illness.
I'm pretty sure if you stay outside long enough, you will die from it.

Can confirm.

I missed my roommate~

We don't get to see each other much cause opposite schedules and stuff. Twas a good visit and life updates and such^^

I missed you.

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ε>

HOW YOO DOO DAT!?

Alt code.
Alt+238
It's called "Epsilon" and it's a letter of the Greek alphabet.

ε>

*hugs* ε:

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Tiddies!

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Soon, Nuka World, sooooon.

Britposter?

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But I wanna be mean and punch everybody.

Somehow FO4 won't even start any more ;;

Oh yeah Elma, I had the weirdest dream

You were in it

I moved somewhere and one of the roommates there was some chick who does tattoos and I became friends with her and would see her work and she asked me if I wanted one she would do one for me, I didnt know what to get so I told her to give me some time
Then one day she told me she had a customer coming over and I was like oh okay, I shouldnt bother her so I just bought myself some Gin and was about to head in my room and I see you come out of the room and I was like I was like "Damn, am I dreaming right now?" then laughed cause I knew I was
I said hi and you asked me what I was doing there and you told me this was your best friends place and came to get a tattoo done so I asked you if you wanted to have a drink after your tattoo was done
Things get a little crazier afterward

Oh Kamuu :3

Off to the pub noow.
Laaater.

Go on... !

SOTO DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING LIKE THAT YO

Enjoy

Goggles pls explain this

Play Animal Crossing

It's probably not real incest and most likely just clickbait.

First spiders, now this

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SOTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

He is gone.

MOOOOOOOOOGY~

Hi :p

ditto

hey gurl XD

gurl(s)*

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wussup

Not much. Just having a good day~

Did you just wake up?

I'm not a gril

Brushing teeth then leaving. Goodnight.

nana =w=

Good night.

big beautiful manly woman

yeah. went to contact my school but they were busy might have to show up there tomorrow and bitch them out

I'm not any kind of female.

you're very passable then

What are you going to school for?

Oyasumi

This Community show is so funny

Took you long enough.
Sleep well though.

How rude, I'll have you know I'm very masculine and classically handsome.

Yan's singing is quite charming tbh

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god probably gonna postpone it. the fucking fasfa process has been nothing but hell for me and they keep throwing curveballs and now they expect more shit out of nowhere like way too soon for comfort

m-mandy?

I don't sing.

Real human bean

Come on, even I've sung for thread.

:(


Ain't that a kick in the head♫

You don't sing, but you can serenade~

Papi.

Erin, where can I get your mobile applications?


Test.

Time to fix that.

I have never serenaded in my life.

where have you been

YOU DID TOO!!!

Before you put me in the trunk of your car!

Canada. Just going out for a rip. But now I am home. And thinking about getting a jeep.

How about you?

I don't know what you're talking about.

michigan

How is life going up there? Well I hope?

mornin

You're so mean :(

fasfa is evil. i was never cut out for paperwork

*embarassed

Yeah but it is worth it. Just make sure you follow through!

Ooh.. Sorry :/

i might postpone it to the winter. they fucking blindsided me with more shit to soon for comfort

Not embarassed of you at all though.
Just to be clear.

Just don't give up though. Don't get spiteful like I did.

Don't let the dream be meme

I need cuddles.

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I need some...

My bed has lots of room.

I need chemotherapy now.

erin.wtf

go there on mobile and it's right at the top of the page

Fukken meme queen

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Like the MEMER

ill live no matter what

Cuteness through the roof

FUYCK SHIT I DON'T KNOW WHAT DO I CAN'T EVEN TALK ABOUT IT OR YOU'LL JUST MEME AT ME

Same.

You are literally nothing to me BUT meme fuel.

Luckily Scoots and I share a close brotherly friendship based on the love of the same woman.

Yan's right hand.

fine, go ahead and meme at me, but my girlfriend is pregnant from a rape that happened a week or so before I met her.

Rape babies are funny.

I laughed too

and she wants to keep it

This could only be more meme worthy if it was a black animal who did the rape.

YOU THOUGHT IT WAS A NIGGER
BUT IT WAS ME, YAN

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The human side of me feels a little bad, but I can easily drown that out.
Rape babies are going to be the hot fresh new Autum meme
DIO

True enough I suppose. Just don't get too down about it.

At what point do you let a child know that they are a rape baby?

i have ways to prevent that

Thanks, babe.

Probably after he asks his mom why everyone assumes she is a Conservative Christian xD

Where is yo GAWD

show the furry offering him the pipe

Is meme fish freaking out?

obvsly it is not a rape baby scoots
this is a gift from god

LITTLE BIT

at least it aint mine tho like whew dodged a fucking bullet there, and she gave me an out

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Ah

Wait can you even have kids?

now that I'm done freaking out about that I guess I'll go back to being so surprised that startrek next gen is actually really fukkin good.


maybe if I went off my pills for 6 months but no I can't as of right now

Ewwwwwwwwwww

Good. Now I have to go away for a bit. Take care, love.

that is not the point

cya

It looks like this thing

The power of memes makes all trauma moot

More like the power of Scoot makes all trauma memes

Yes, Yan. That.

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why do all the good homies gotta die

Awww, you shouldn't have.

Am I the only one who fucking hates this harambe meme shit?

yes, probably.

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Remember, Memes.
Rape isn't funny.
Except when it is.

Ableist scum

HARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMBE

Rpe is always funny

except when its real life


Its a stupid monkey.

cyka

he was a gosh damn hero you show some respect.

Dicks out for Harambe.


Radical.

I WISH THEY TOOK THAT MOTHER'S LIFE INSTEAD

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thats an old meme i put back in style then subsequently abandoned

The only respect a fucking ape gets from me is my foot in its face.

yeah lemme know how that turns out.

Harambe raped me and made me keep his monkies.

LUCKY

They're dead. That is how it turns out.

What is?

Is fish trying to say that their GF is the virgin mary?
Let us not forget god is a rapist
and jesus was a rape baby

you loved it.

he was protecting the kid!

what is the context

What meme?

what the flying fuck?

honestly if you drop your kid in with a gorilla and the gorilla protects it from men with guns and a negligent mother just let the gorilla have custody imo

system is rigged towards women

Does my name read Bloodchan?

radical

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soclever

Harambe was a better father to that child than his stupid nigger real dad ever was.

When have you ever even used that word?

wow RACISM MUCH

I'm not raising the kid fam

I've known this girl for a month and a half.

oh my god am i dead

is this what being dead is like

You have the right priority there.
Shit is fucked up.
Even for you.
Aint nobody got time for that drama.

like everyday for months. back when i was scary

I wish you were dead.

What?

You were scary for like, a month.

Wow everybody calm the actual fuck down

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Also, remember, I'm practically a nazi.
The only way I'm keeping the kid is if they have blonde hair and blue eyes and scream "SIEG HEIL!" coming out.

The only exception for me is if they're brunette, or don't scream Sieg Heil coming out.

trust me, it's not mine


like yeah, I'll help her out as a friend but fuck no I can make no ideas about being a parental figure at this time. I'm still a child in my eyes

my girlfriend is pregnant from a rape that happened a week or so before I met her. what do i do.

I'm not wrong.

such a picky rape victim. why can't you people just get over it.

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Cold shoulder the bitch and ollie outtie that fucker.

fuck you i was internet famous

Drop the bitch drop the bitch drop the bitch what the fuck is wrong with you

are you so fucking thirsty for pussy that you're just gonna take that shit

It just occurred to me that Rin has blonde hair and blue eyes.
Aryan master waifu is go.

I straight up told her today when she told me I'll help her but I'm not in a relationship with her.

Having the old fags try to bang you doesn't count.

we all were stop bragging about it

I like her brother better.

You're fucked.

they still do

i need the validation

fuck you i still got it

I'll validate you all night long bby

Not 'cause you're scary.

Fun fact,
Word of God says they are neither siblings nor are they lovers.

that's a shame. I like the idea of them being both.

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you know exactly what to say~

ive said this before but i have a lot of things going in my favor in that regard

people keep telling me this.

Sure thing, babe.

a LOT of people

Same, to be honest.
And the original intent was to leave it vague, so the fans can make up whatever story they wanted to for them (especially through their songs).

I guess the fandom was too divided and adamant about it, so WoG was like "Know what? Fuck all y'all."

buncha liars

Cuppy~♥

well I'll just keep my little headcanon anyway. makes the faps better.

hiya

maybe

i can think of a few reasons they'd want to lie to you.

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Waiting for you to get home every day is awful.

I can only note that this must be like the sweet relief of death.

i had nothing more to say

oh really? do tell.

he's so easily distracted ;_;

waiting just makes it mean more.

to get in your ass, etc.

What are we doing today?

what a bunch of perverts.

I might hop on OW if people want to join.

they seem to have their priorities in order

I didn't need that last bit, tbh.

I dunno. just got home a bit ago. grinding evolve medals in kingdom hearts unchained x at the moment because they took away the ap cost for quests so I can finally evolve a bunch of medals I've been sitting on. drinking later of course. probably just a typical friday night though, thread, steam, waste time.

wine tastes fucking awful who the fuck thought this was a good idea

you saying that's all I'm good for?

I could go for some

today I was giving that bit of info away for a free promotion. you lucky girl you

Didn't you go to bed just earlier in this thread?

better than beer at least

You should play with me instead.
Or watch movie.

stop sleep shaming people mordin I swear to fuck

no

you also have another hole.

I didn't want it.

lmao gayboy

I sleep in hour intervals twice a day.

I'd take a can of mike's hard over a sip of wine any day.

hell I'd take straight , shitty, cheap vodka before wine.

movies are such a huge time investment though. I don't like them very often.

gee thanks.

well you can't return it soooo

DON'T SWEAR JESUS FUCK!

I mean, me too, I'm just saying it's drinkable at least.

already did what are you gonna do about it, gayboi?

Yes, but much like me, this is worth it.

bottled bear>red wine>canned beer

oh come on babe you know i am just playing with you

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Whiskey > Vodka > Tequila > Beer > Wine > Other piss

I'm legally entitled to the refund.

I'll let you know when I'm in a movie mood.

it's been so long since I've had white wine that I don't really have an opinion on it

no, fuck you, I've been drinking red wine for like 6 months now it still tastes like shit

I'm in the chat for when you're ready Cup.

you're a bully that's what you are

my little side bar in file explorer disappeared send help

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oh alright, I'm coming

I'll just end it.

I've caught, like, 15 pidgeys in my room in the past 5 minutes.
The fuck?

lame.

come on babe you know I was just playing

my heart just broke.

tried to warn you

smug slut

hey mordong guess what
I didn't sleep yet
-slap-

you love me.

this is my favorite type I've ever made

BOTTLED. MOTHER. FUCKING. BEAR.


so far from what I've drank

Whiskey > Vodka > Rum > Beer > Wine

favorite thing I ever drank was vanilla vodka and it was GUD. no chaser required

time to rape my dick

Best thing I've ever had was a marshmallow flavoured vodka mixed with Root Beer.

I forgot rum?!?!?!??!

what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

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shush

when ur an iggy azalea double

Don't worry, I'm working on my Cuppy trap.
It's a cardboard box propped up by a stick with a string attached.
And the box has lots of fun dildos under it.

that doesnt look that amazing tbh

MY CURIOSITY MUST BE SATED.

he's missing boobs

jesus fucking christ
kill it

To be honest,


this.

twitter.com/tmokhrs/status/763850755992199168

it's just a misleading thumbnail. that's not deep at all

probably the original filename

hmph

that'll never work.

yeah thats what i meant

what

I'm getting so many good caps from next gen

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I wish I had on the fly webum making capabilities

this folder would be half my hard drive

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lesbians man

Btw, cupcake, this is after I rip all the images off my old phone.

I'm sure they can find better use for their vagina and scissors.

I was shushing

Vaginas sure are gross.

get over it

It could take you a while to do that, could always ask mff about it considering that he made some webms out of some animu for Wish if I recall right.

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seriously though data is the best character

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scum

Meat folds

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um

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stop trying to cuck me goddamnit

That is what I was implying with that.

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axe wound

seriously, there's so much reaction image gold in here

yeah trying

make me a picard folder

I just have a general trek folder rn

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ugh

Some things may have happened.

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i am not surprised

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yeah that's not that much

never

He's in my Discord in call with me :3

I'm just teasing you moogi-kins.
But I find your lack of surprise very harsh.

later, geez needy much

kinda small at the moment


he is a whore.

wow nevermind

I'm on episode 6

I should hope those aren't all images.

this is on netflix right?

yes

That's mean
And kind of hoenst, but still.

o hai...

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he takes pride in it

did u dye your hair?

gibe pic plox

doesn't look that different in pics, just IRL

awww
please

Didn't you go blonde?
Or am I remembering someone else?

i wanted to dye my hair grey

don't be like that bby

I kind of want to go to a redder shade of brown.

actually I think there are a few video files but not many

my hair is like that naturally

you rn

I've been going blonde slowly, one dye at a time.

I get the feeling you were being derogativory

kinda want to dye mine bald...

very

you have to be with him

Take me instead

learn to share

Hahahaha
Never.

chu think should i dye mein?

user-sama is Saitama?

oh alright, here sama. not much to see, just my face getting manlier and manlier as each day of gallons of sweat pour over my face. I was not made for arizona I was made for the polar ice caps or outer space.

selfish

trump 2016

you can just take it out on me later.

thats a new one... still havent seen one punch tho


see? it IS different... thanks :)

I am NOT getting a toupe'
bald by choice bro...

I'm a greedy guy, what can I say?
I already told you my world view.

user sama is cancer?

NOW I GET TO PUT MY MUSIC ON MY NEW PHONE!

yay

no, just old

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later tonight

yeah you did. happy to be on your good side

ill meet up with you and sci at the klan rally later

No bully sama

hi, im cancer boy
Id like to thank you for your wonderful drug
oh no im not on it but my parents are
because my brother was born with his heart
on the outside of his body

is sama old or is he just a jason statham clone?

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but i totally schtoop black chicks tho...

i shiggd a little

Sama so old he can remember the radio in morse code

on one hand I want to keep capping, on the other I want to play harvest moon while watching

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are you kidding me, you're literally identical

Sama remembers when California was a territory.

Should I take Brave Phoenix?

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not even a reasonable facsimile

I remember how to translate to binary.

I wouldn't be able to do it on the fly because I forget my alphanumeric to hex translations.

hey wow is this a new image macro?

i like it...

Sama so old

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This is an important question.

Do I take -all- the Initial D?
Or do I actually select choice tracks?

thats sum fresh macro there.

just take night of fire for meme value

moar old man memes pls

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Tbh, Running in the 90s probably has higher meme value.

oh shit they made that too?

is initial D a meme-band?

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Initial D is a series about underground drifting races in the backstreets of Japan.

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they should killed wesley off in that episode where he fell into that planter thing and broke planetary rules

yes please.

I don't know what that is

take it all if you have space, why not?

i love it doots

how the hell

...magic

It's a song from Nanoha A's.
I took it.


Having too much eurobeat gets really annoying after a bit.

Even for someone like me who sodding loves Eurobeat.

Chrome

do you literally only listen to music on shuffle all? because I don't do that. I listen to albums in their entirety or specific songs I'm in the mood for.

yeah okay then

there's too many good caps and I need to be in the mood to do it.

if I had 2, or maybe even 3 monitors, this would be so quick and easy

What did he mean by this?

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I don't know either. you sounded like a weirdo to me.

If it's my phone then I have a playlist for walking that usually comes out to being "Shuffle all."

If I'm working, then I remove any remarkably questionable songs and shuffle that playlist.

If I'm at my computer, then I use this playlist.


You were supposed to take a vocaroo of you saying "Blue" in a seductive tone for me.

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What resolutions?

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just seems like a lot of work.

their first two albums are unironically amazing.

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1680x1050
x 3

Much better. I just woke up though!

yeah, you!

How was your day?

you had distinctly perverted undertones to your voice as well.

lol doots so teh funneh

Are they all horizontally situated?

they are

No I'm just tired and awkward around new people.

It kind of is.


"First two albums"
I'm sure most of the tracks in this playlist aren't that. :^)

But they're all meteora and earlier.


You won't distract me, but it's been alright.
I got my new phone.

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How does that even work?
Does he just subliminally say "dick" every few seconds?

It felt like Mordin wanted to slob me all call.

Very nice. I'm gonna go make dinner. In the other room. Right now.

I MAKE THE MEMES THAT MAKE YOUR DREAMS

and probably a pervert.

well then they probably suck, but most of your music doesn't seem to be to my taste anyway so have at it.

wait meteora and earlier is literally their first two albums you weirdo.

in his mind, yeah.

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Wait.


Shit, no, I was misremembering, lol.

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when you realize you grew into those weird gross people you avoided at stores as a kid

I'm sure you're a handsome young man.

Please. I'm drop dead gorgeous.

I think one horizontal monitor would come in handy. I'd probably have a swivel on one of them.

i need to wear real pants

You poor thing.
You somehow managed to be sexually harassed by an even gayer Swede.
What has your life come to?

They don't do Eurobeat or one of my musical idols, so I don't pay attention to their discography.

on this I will agree. shorts and sweatpants are unacceptable if you are leaving the house.

that middle thing doesn't seem to apply to the other two things.

you're killin' me, smalls.

What unreal pants are you wearing now?

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got one set to swivel in portrait but i dont use the the mode much

Someone as weeab or moreso than I, I need the runes for "Yakusoku"
Like, right now.


'slong 's I ain't killin' y'er erection, champ.

That's just 100% false.

god yes moar!

i am in big trouble then

PJs

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Just seems like the sign of rock bottom.

degenerates.

yeah it really hurt to fall that far just earlier today when that happened

since I was so near the top of everything before

Never mind, I got thosse runes.
約束


I don't see how that changes my response.

It's true about sweatpants at least.
You can be going for a jog or gym so athletic shorts are sometimes acceptable.
Sweatpants are literally never acceptable to wear outside.

That is enough memes for tonight.
Ni Ni thread

Relative to now at least.

You're all set then if you ever come across a high resolution image oriented in portrait, or a large text document. And you can swivel it for fun and pretend that it's a racecar steering wheel.


If you're attractive, you can pull off PJs in public and not have it be socially reprehensible.


Nobody considers shorts to be degenerate.

you needed to know where my thing was from. it was important.

goodnight scoots.

aww... but doots :/

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wow such hard, really needed the threads help

youtube.com/watch?v=elKGnfiwR2E

im kinda cute

I actually wasn't thinking about the situations that tsuchi brought up. I just mean as general wearing around attire shorts are horrible.

the other 2 mounts or fixed... to me it seems pointless unless i need to view something with less scrolling. which isnt often

you also have to be a girl for the wearing pj pants in public thing.

Are you at least drinking already?

are you the authority on this

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squash pulled me into overwatch almost as soon as I got home, but I'm about to start right now. I'm assuming you're already well into things.

honestly for the past 18 hours or so my mood has been pretty decent. not that that's going to stop me from drinking excessively on a weekend.

You can jog in sweatpants, it does get cold you know. And those gray non athletic sweatpants with your college on them or whatever are completely socially acceptable here. Lots of people in sports wear them around with their socks and sandals (which are also unironically acceptable).


But are you athletic cute? That's important for men in PJs, or else they look weird and feminine in a strange way.


Shorts beat the hell out of pants for like half the year. Why would they be horrible?


Yeah, you really only need one. Unless you have one that swivels, tilts, and pivots, that's just kind of fun to play with. Would probably get annoying though.

im post-cute

Should I take Smoky Thrill?

You have to be either a skinny girl, a "juicy" girl, or an athletic guy.

all I know is I've never seen a guy pull it off, no matter how good he looks. and to be frank, no good looking guy does it anyway. plenty of cute girls came in wearing pj pants when I worked at walmart for a while, but never a single good looking guy in them.

jeans are comfy all year round.

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I've just never seen a guy fitting that description wearing such a thing.

I haven't drank in a week or two.
Your general apathetic mood seemed to suggest you were.


No, Rocky. The 80s are long over.
If you're jogging and it's too cold for shorts, you just use slim fitting running pants.

both of the fixed mounts swivel downward with no horizontal tilt side to side. the third is a reticulating arm i can set in flat with the others on the same level, or bring it out at whichever angle to full range of motion

eh i dont really try to look good. if i cared that much i wouldn't have put the metal in my face

what the fuc

that is my good mood these days. should get better with this alcohol.

just as long as you like it, who really cares?

A post-cute man can't wear PJs without looking like a slob typically, sorry. The odds are not stacked in your favor in this arena. You can wear short shorts, though. They're coming back, thank God. Stupid past-the-knee shorts look fucking dumb.


That's just not true. You don't want to be wearing jeans in the 90s when it's humid. And yes, I can tell you what you do and do not want.


I don't know about smaller towns, but in every college town I've been to that's been pretty standard attire.


Slim fitting running pants is another word for sweatpants.

Really putting my monitor articulation vocabulary to the test here, Sama.

Should I take all of God Only Knows, or just Chapter 3? (The op version.)

do you accept me and my crocs

i wear a lot of b-ball shorts too

I mean, I live in arizona and no matter how hot it is I wear jeans and have no issues. at least not with the jeans. obviously the heat fucking sucks.

well keep in mind I basically never leave the house if I can help it so you've probably seen a larger sample size of humans.

I think I might literally vomit.

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Fair enough.


"Slim fitting running pants" means specifically active/athletic wear, ie UnderArmour or any of the similar synthetic materials.

Sweatpants are baggy, the opposite of what you want when you're running.
Sweatpants are for people who've given up on life.

of course I still accept you, but you literally could not have worse foot attire.

nice socks though.

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you should try them on. what shoe size are you

bloomers are proof of a loving and just God.

halp

reticulating has literally 5 syllables...

depends on where I get the shoes, but usually 9 and a half.

Are you still playin osu!mania or are you onto vanilla osu! now? :3

like, my forearms are legitimately sore from osu!mania

so small

Man, he was just about to leave since that was his 20th in a row no one was responding to.
Why'd you have to ruin it?

they only got even that big right at the end of my growing. I had tiny tiny feet for most of my life.

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Those are fine. It's the long cargo short kind of thing that's the real crime. Like those ones that go 3/4 of the way down. It's like capris bell bottoms. What were they thinking? Those socks aren't very good, but pattern socks in general are fine. Crocs are fine too.


Yeah, if you're in 60 degree air conditioning all day you can wear jeans. I'm talking about people who go out and enjoy being alive, more.


Around here, anything that isn't tights is sweatpants. Underarmor would be tights.

actually, I only play mania now

Whyyyy
;~;

I don't wear pants inside my house you crazy person.

im size 12

well thank you for the positive feedback but fuck you i like my robot socks

and I keep things at like 73 degrees with fans for extra help to avoid my bill being even more ridiculous.


sobig

I can never tell you enough how good you are master

I don't really take that stuff into consideration when I post ^^

fresh oc

oh bby~

LOL

The amount of syllables isn't really relevant here, but I do appreciate the fun fact.


Okay, so jeans are the best when you don't go outside, except when you're at home you don't wear them. So I guess bring jeans along in your truck and change into them when you get where you're going?


I think they're very generic. Not a fan of the pajama pants either.

this is the most frustrating thing. S ranked the map twice but it technically goes down as an A rank because my highest score is an A rank

they are handy in the winter. they are also really easy to put on and off which is super useful to me

Are you sure it's not just because you have lower accuracy?

95%+ may be S

bet you could do a lot of pushing my face down with those babies.

no no, if I leave the house I put on jeans, if I am home I take them off.

Think before you act, etc.

i cant think of anything better to do with you while you grovel on the floor begging for my dick

I never thought those thin faux flannel pajama pants were very warm at all. They are easy to slip on and off though. And I understand completely how that takes precedent in your profession.


Sounds pretty uncomfortable to me.

Not at all.

Sorry I left as I posted.

look closely. the scores with slightly lower than 95% accuracy have a slightly higher score than the ones with slightly above 95% accuracy. this is due to 300 and MAX being the same accuracy rating, but not the same score.

i also have a sarong do you want to see it

you always know just what to say.

to each their own.

very much so.

Good job on the win btw Subtle

do you not appreciate my multisyllabic verisimilitude

Obviously I would. I imagine that your sarong is badong, though.

The maths is just stuff like this
Or idk how to explain it
Linear algebra/analysis


It was all legion commander

its aight

i meant to spoiler that

I love math but matrices are retarded and stupid and deserve no place in life

you sick freak

yeah okay mister foot worship

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Bellies > Feet

My word.. To think I was gonna offer to help you study. You better do what I told you regarding that you know

osu.ppy.sh/wiki/Osu!mania#Grades
LOOK
I TOLD YOU SO!

To each my own, you mean. Life is about imposing your will on others.


Ya got dat right, buster.


I'd prefer a kilt personally, but I guess your man-dress is fine too.

Not always. Remember 10x.

you aren't as good at it as I think you think you are.

I try not to.

nasty slut.

it is pretty nice thank you

confused

lol kay

your favorite kind.

I know how it works you fucking retard, look at the image again, and the accuracy and scores

I'm still thinking about that thing you said earlier. About the luck. Don't think too much like that, it'll just make you feel bad.

you know me too well

How do you pronounce your name btw

Don't call him a retard you fat drug addict piece of shit mutant

I've long since accepted that fact about me, but thanks.

not well enough in the biblical sense.

Everybody starts somewhere. It just so happens I am fortunate to start at the very tippy top.


I'll remember twice as hard for the both of us.


Where's you get it?


I know you're confused, but I'm confident that this is just a phase. You'll be goo goo over women in no time.

CUCK FIGHT

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you know what I meant. what is wrong with 10x stomach? or what is wonderful about his feet, I guess.

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You should just play normal osu


What, you mean like this?
youtube.com/watch?v=mSPkeLgQquE

10X looks like a fucking Ethiopian and they tried to fish for complements by saying they were fat.

are you comparing me to christ.

amazon. in hindsight i would have prefered something more colorful.

I just don't really like it. His feet have a very low probability of being worse.


He doesn't look Ethiopian though, because he's skinnyfat. He was just on his bakc.

Yeah, I'm sure.

all I've seen is that pic boo has that might not even be him. sounds exactly like a girl on facebook though. or you know, the average person around here.

no. knowing someone in the biblical sense means to have sex with them.

gotcha.

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I sort of want to yell at you for just accepting something like that.

I'm just glad they aren't liked and tend to stay away.

It's fine if you pronounce the silent b

that should be good. :^)


So, where's my Vocaroo?

look at you all knowledgeable

You could always take a shot at dying it yourself.


It came out more in the next picture he took with his legs. Skinnyfat 101.

They still look nasty.

Yes, they certainly do.

i have always wanted more tie dye in my wardrobe

you should have. that would have been cute.

all you can do is accept it in a situation like that. life is life.

I don't even know them at all. rin seems to be pretty infatuated with them though. him or who she calls "canada user"

I r smart people

This is why I hate the British

I could pick you up a tie dye kit and some shirts sometime.

I'm having dinner, ask me later.

im gonna fuck you stupid

depends on the quality of the material.

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I certainly hope so, otherwise what is the point?

Use complimentary colors, and don't be afraid to really squirt it on there. Too many people who do it themselves get those spotty mostly white shirts with like blue and green and yellow that just look awful. A nice red, orange, and yellow one with a bunch of dye would turn out really nice.

I felt like it would've been rude of me to lecture you like that. And it's half past midnight so I can't raise my voice anyway.

It's 30 minutes past midnight, I can't have dinner with them when they're sleeping.

For the most part, my family aren't worth having dinner with.

I really don't care what is rude or not. feel free to share your thoughts on steam if you wish.

other sexual torture

ive done it before

well yes, do that too obviously.

We did it in middle school, and you should have seen some of the horrors that came out of that. Barforama.

Im so jelly
Don't you get lonely tho?
Well this is assuming you don't have any irl friends


Jesus christ
I keep forgetting about timezones
It's barely 3:30 here


Wow what a rude child

everything went better than expected

I have a single irl friend that I've had since high school and with how introverted I am that's plenty. I spend a fair amount of time with my family though, they live like 8 minutes away from me.

Never thought a manga about weight lifting would be this good

Which one ?

You make me feel like I have too many friends

Don't get me wrong, I love my father, but he's going senile.

And my brother's just an utter moron.

you're a far more social person than I am.

what about your child?

Danberu nan kiro moteru?

fucking normies ree

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

That monkey from Harambe?

I gave it to CAS.

Darling this looks awfully lewd...

probably for the best.

kyle do you have any norco left

I did adult stuff today, I deserve a treat

It's not like Harambe will ever know now. :^)

what the fuck is that screencap you fucking pervert

wow.

adults don't get treats

Too soon.

I'll think about it. I just feel like it's not my place to talk to you like that. I feel like I can get preachy sometimes.

I actually memorized all american timezones. I'm 9 hours ahead of pacific.

I'm literally inviting you to do so. you may speak to me however you wish.

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what if I pretend to be 17 again?

pics

I'm not even a normie though


sounds pretty hot


Probably just extroverted


That's kind of autistic lol

plays.tv/video/57accbf98d62759efa/de-gick-ju-snabbt-under-3-sec-


She has a muscle fetish and walked into a gym full of bodybuilders

You'd know that better than anyone. I'm sorry.

This feels weird. It's like that scene in fight club, the "HIT ME" one.

It's not difficult math. It's 9,8,7,6.

then you don't get to send nudes to rin

oh hey i do that too

Who said anything about bullying?

Lmao this bird is just waddling around jumping and climbing off shit

Nigga is like something out of Assassins Creed

can we trade, I'd rather do adult stuff than deal with what I've gotta do

yes that is how it works.

it is not. I'm just saying there is no reason for you to hold back when talking to me. it's not like you can hurt me with your words. I don't know you well enough.


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So when will we play csgo together honey ?