Somebody tell me how to beat this faggot. i've died to it 4 times before i looked up that he has infinite hp...

somebody tell me how to beat this faggot. i've died to it 4 times before i looked up that he has infinite hp. i read that you have to pray but it doesnt say fucking when.

Just watch it on youtube mate.

Just get fucking good you fat nigger

Kill yourself

pfft

After Pokey/Porkey appears, then you pray. Fuck off with your spoonfeeding OP.


(((you)))

Once you get to the part where he's really close to the screen, then you start praying. Then he becomes like the pic in your OP and then you just keep praying while surviving.

Also Earthbound is for faggots and I wish I never played it.

Oh, can you beat it like that? I always started praying after getting to the screen in the OP. I remember playing and, well the boss is tough at all, the ending area leading up to is pretty rough overall until you end up grinding to oblivion. For such a long game it really didn't explore it's own battle system very much.

not tough

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It came with a guide for a reason user :^)

Thanks mate

Are we being raided again?

fucking die

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It's almost June, user.
Summer is fast approaching. God help us all.

If you didn't level up Jeff enough for him to make the Bombolas you're fucked.

just kidding lol

LOL

i agree

When they warned us about global warming I didn't think this is what they meant.

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Holla Forums is upset that we keep knocking them off of top board

wait a second…
that's a fetus!

Uh, yeah. That's literally the only way to beat him. You just pray and pray and keep triggering cutscenes until he dies.

Do you know that it was based from porn?

On the one hand, I'm happy that underages are playing classic games.

On the other hand… dude, it's been TWENTY-THREE YEARS.