What's your favorite newspaper comic? Mine is probably Foxtrot.
What's your favorite newspaper comic? Mine is probably Foxtrot
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so naughty. I also stole a red bull every day when I worked at a circle K. but those fuckers wouldn't give me my scheduled raise so it's all good.
no, not really. but I rode my bike like, everywhere those days so it's fine.
calvin and hobbes.
How is it?
does it taste gud?
if there's one about someone who gets so bored they become a serial killer and shoot up a school that sounds like my favorite
You suck. I bet you liked some weak shit like Funky WInkerbean.
you are such a bad little bitch
WHY ARE SO MANY PEOPLE SO FUCKING BAD AT CROSS THREAD LINKING!?
I am laughing constantly.
I am biting my tongue here.
Just thought I would make that clear.
Calvin's hair always wierded me out. If Calvin was the boy.
and you love it.
literally never heard of it
You're so brooding.
This and Dilbert are also acceptable answers.
so it would seem. I'm definitely off today.
good point. you'll be the one they refer to as the better half for sure.
I'm tired and bored as hell
I'm just gonna go to bed now, night fags.
And just to piss Tsuchi off, I'm going to linger to read my nini posts.
dilbert was the shit.
This is a slightly less acceptable answer, but I'll allow it.
man you got him so good.
Oh yes i do
im pretty varied.
fuck you all calvin and hobbs was my favorite
I liked his sarcasm and cynicism.
Calvin and Hobbes sucked.
You'll always be a masochist to me. ♥
yeah he was. he was great. everything about that comic was great.
and I love that you love it.
especially the ones where calvin pretended to be that shitty detective. anyone who'd name themselves after that character must be a total tool.
that's your own valid opinion
That is very correct.
God made you to be punished. And I think he made the right decision.
There are some good strips, but it gets sort of repetitive in the later compilations.
Or it's more like you yelling in the most high pitched voice saying "OH MY GOD" currently.
Spaceman Spiff sucked the most, yes.
My opinion is much more valid than yours.
that was a poor deflection and you should feel ashamed of yourself.
Your voice was even cracking.
don't go bein that way
YOUR VOICE IS STILL CRACKING WITH EACH DENIAL.
me on the left
uh oh whats that
my hands going lower
I need something to keep me busy for like
I'll put that on my to-do list.
this is acceptable.
Attempt to kill yourself again.
First item is to actually make a to-do list.
man i never got that far into the show
You're welcome dearest.
don't do those things to Cuppy
My voice isn't cracking, I'm laughing at your lies.
YOU CAN"T LIE TO SOMEONE WHO WAS THERE
It's actually pretty funny.
When does Squash come online?
well obviously. I would have found it weird if you actually had a list already made.
and just like that this whole thing is over.
he is mine to play with as i see fit.
iunno he is asleep
alcohol and me don't get along, our relationship ended kinda badly last time, as you all saw.
thought it was going so well and then it all fell appart.
just like my current relationship
like I'm legitimately questioning whether I'm single and we're just friends at this point or what
nah, I need something I can back out of and psych hospitals like to hold people.
's a liability thing
miss you already
damn easy come easy go
You are literally just saying no over and over again as your voice keeps getting higher and higher as you try to disregard everything that's ever happened/
well good luck with that I guess.
I can take away your toys if you aren't going to play nice.
Oh fuk I just met the hottest guy ever
Think I'm gonna get it this Saturday ^^
obviously kidding but that show is the best show in the entire world and you need to like it.
He can tell if your voice cracks over the mic cracks?
maybe if you gave me something to respond to instead of asking me to just talk to you out of nowhere,
like, I have no idea where she even is right now cause she went to the ER cause her housing fell through and I can't take her in anymore and we don't know what to do
I actually managed to mitigate the static pretty well. Whenever you're free we can talk if you want.
fish fish fishy ohh
I'm sure it'll all be fine. unless it isn't.
you risk becoming one yourself
i like it
just other things caught my attention.
that's fine. just means we get to watch it together sometime.
Literally no sane, presentable human being cares about what goes on in another person's sex life and it is incredibly juvenile to brag about any such affair.
I AM THE ONE WHO PLAYS
our relationship fell appart when she moved in, we got in a lot of fights and now it feels like "why did I get into this relationship in the first place and what's keeping me in it" and I have no idea why I'm talking about it here
Aye there's the rub. I'm free at lunch and that's about it. I'll text you over the weekend probably to see if you're free. Best case God sees favor in letting me off early tomorrow.
play with me daddy
helps to talk about stuff sometimes. sounds like you have a pretty good idea of where things stand though, might be better to just end it.
What do you want Jason Statham
well you would know
seriously, bruce willis? he's the spitting image of Jason Statham
If I were your dad I would have pulled out or done anal.
nothing i just like seeing you all riled up after i annoy you... it does it for me
Lying is a sin. You're going to hell. I'm going to laugh as you suffer for these slanderous comments.
Okie dokie, just give me a heads up.
Smiles you faggot
Fuck off, you just spent an hour arguing about Pokemon. Not interested in your thoughts on what's worth talking about and what isn't
you seem so sure
this could be a ploy for all i know
what a coincidence
I'm probably not even gay. sci says that I've been convincing myself because of memes.
gooda evening thread
Yes, that is me.
Also Yan playing the "sane and presentable" card...
I'll certainly see what I can do. Well, you know the causation for my schedule now, anyway.
I've been debating putting my status to single on Facebook, that only she can see since I have no other friends
Because we're going to do anal?
nobody different here
wouldn't it be better to tell her directly?
son am here
my head hurts
Make me a drink.
must drank moar
Stop being such a faggot, faggot
I don't have contact with her currently as she is somewhere between ER's her clinic and maybe an inpatient facility, so for us to have any contact she has to call me from somewhere. she might have forgot my number but if I'm not important enough to remember my number or right it down then it's done.
if I don't hear from her by tomorrow night I'll do it
You're the one who's just pulling shit out of your ass.
youre a drink
i just woke up dad
i dont htink i want to drink more for a while
i am veryu sleepy
id have just stayed in bed at that point
im pretty sure you're transexual
which makes you straight
No. cuz daddy 🚶strutted🚶up🔺🔺to me and😆grabed😆my😋booty😌, he👊slaped me😭in the😍face😍and🕐counted◻🕓back◾from🕖three▫! the 🕛timer🕛ran out and i 😣felt a little poke😣😚, he😥pushed😥into me with a😰slippery stroke😰😰
1 ounce lemon juice
1 ounce orange juice
1 ounce pineapple juice
2 ounce ginger ale
Dash of grenadine
Pineapple and orange slices for garnish
Pour the juices into a cocktail shaker with ice cubes.
Strain into a chilled collins glass filled with ice.
Garnish with the slices of pineapple and/or orange.
the allstar dota 2 match is playing though
How should I stop?
I'm gonna start speaking in my thick accent and make no effort to sound normal, you're going to regret keeping this facade up.
BUT YOU POOP FROM THERE
you bring this upon yourself lad
Your incredibly high pitch voice right now says it all.
How do you cuck someone?
I'm going to hit you.
i get the impression fishy dont like me no moar
You can only respond to any criticism with violence.
probably not a good idea to break up with someone in the hospital
I don't take kindly to you insulting my intelligence by trying to say that things happened radically different from how I remembered.
used to be tight, like water
They met in the hospital so it's rather fitting, assuming it even happened.
Let's do drugs
You have the outright worst memory so it's not like it's hard to do.
what moogs said. wait until she's out of the hospital first.
guess I'd better start hrt
But cuppy you hate women
have you thought of a lady name
To think you'd stoop so low.
this is a good point.
its a shame his "fiance" that he met like 2 months ago didnt work out
actually yes. shut up.
oh my god you have to tell me
What is it?
This is a good response.
I'm just looking out for your best interests, as your best friend.
I don't think it would be wise to become something you hate.
must be rough after such a long time in a relationship
Cupcake, come overwatch with avery n friends.
Let's see how well your memory is in 7 years.
i dont think swedish's girlfriend even exists lad
srsly tho what kind
Far better than yours have ever been.
I only do weed, mollies, or shrooms.
trouble in paradise?
even if I did I'd keep the dick.
You're supposed to be a responsible adult.
eh i do weed sometimes but mostly pills. would like shrooms but they are hard to get here
At least I don't look like a meth head.
fucking, havent adulted the last 2 days
gotta adult soon tho
At least I'm not a spic.
Hey Zumi, how are you?
One of my old co-workers grows a shitload of them in his apartment.
What kind of pills? Benzos? I have a prescription.
love is gone...
Girls, girls, you're both pretty.
You could always live on the streets I guess, if things don't come back together.
If I'm a spic then that would make you the only klans member is wasn't capable of catching a white woman.
Just saying, you're shooting yourself in the foot here.
Why are you spectating?
can you rename that to cupcake.jpg
its like war of the roses all over again
What are you, gay?
All of my exes were whiter than me.
At least they weren't grandmas and they had blonde hair at least.
It's good to have options, is all.
I already have one named that, though.
Holy shit, this image.
The only way for you to try and insult me is by saying that you're not capable of getting with the women you actually like.
Congrats, you're already insulting yourself for me.
percocet, tramadol, norco
why do i get the sense youre assuming something?
because they started without me
dropped a fucking rock solid ice pack on my toe earlier today huuuuuuuuuurts.
slow down plz.
I'm just tired and annoyed with everything right now
yeah, I will. Thing is like I don't even know if she's in a hospital right now, I have literally no idea. she hasn't contacted me since 8 hours ago. I have absolutely no idea where she is or what's gonna happen.
the engagement was a joke
And you willingly admit you're subpar in every way possible.
Get high so we can snuggle.
just wait before you make plans
Probably because I almost always am.
right so fucking take it out on sama... take it out on people you dont know online. i didnt do it man
I don't know whether to actually watch star trek or to watch galaxy quest again tbh
who's little spoon
how tall are you
youre a big boy right
I had some weird dreams.
I aint takin shit out on you man I'm just not talkative today, chill the fuck out mayne.
my knee jerk reaction is almost never wrong
I'm 6" and I'm okay with either position.
Actually I think myself very highly.
You also seem to forgetting that your ex was actually older than me.
You just have a thing for older women, you fetishist.
well you're taller so i guess im little spoon
you seem pretty verbose otherwise... yeh its fine fish. just fucking fine.
everythings great... peachy keen
You need my constant affirmation or you'd implode.
Hey, there's nothing wrong with wanting people with their shit together.
Did it get supernatural powers after you fucked it up with that car?
I think you're a bit irritable this night sama, what did i do?
I don't think he realizes you're being sarcastic.
I wanted to be little spoon.
Let's just face each other
i can see in the dark... only when the sun is up
i also have the ability to transform water into urine
is it because I broke the Bruce willis meme with the more accurate jason statham meme?
i didnt know you thought of me that way
By pissing in the pool?
10/10 would body swap in a Freaky Friday incident.
oh... i dont fucking know fish. I have NO idea
You're like a cat I don't want but keep around and feed and give affection and cuddle with.
by drinking the water... an hour or 2 later. it comes out as urine. all that sciency jazz
My asking if you think this bra or that bra looks good is not asking for your affirmation, it's wanting your opinion.
I think you got some wires crossed.
okay, I've settled on Star trek Next Generation
heh... i need moar powers tho
But can you drink urine and have it come out as urine?
data was the best character honestly
great! just go watch star trek and skirt the fucking issue fush!
i... suppose so, yes
I feel I was being pretty nice and fairly generous.
Did you want me to ask you to marry me?
Rock on, dude.
I'm stopping this before whatever jokes get mixed up with actual statements.
I think sama is just mad he has a small dick
I didn't know Rin had a "rock" phase.
and i think fishy is just mad because he's a reverse pap smear victim...
Shut up moogi
You're just being ridiculous and unrealistic now.
At least get me off first.
IT WAS ONLY A COUPLE FLIPPER BABIES!!!
okay cum for me
Make me faggot
Why don't you get your online girlfriend to get you off?
how can i be of assistance
I'd say I need an ice pack for my foot but that would be painfuly ironic
I need you to get a box of popsicles, a ping pong paddle, a quesarito from Chipotle, and a Princess Peach Costume if she were also a maid.
id say you need sum ointment for that asspain
MY TOE HURTS BECAUSE I DROPPED AN ICE PACK ON IT
Wow would you look at that
It's almost my bed time
great fucking job dumbass
dream of me
FUCK MOTHER SHIT CUNT IT HURTS
crai sum moar... write a fucking blog about that shit. tell us where the bad man touched you
I can stay up a little longer if you think I'm going to have nightmares.
are you going to have nightmares
Didn't you say I'd have dreams about you?
im not your daddy but aint having it either
sama what are u evn doin rite nw
fukken waiting for you to reply so i can call out your bullshit petty emotionalism
It's a nightmare because when I wake up
you won't be there
and that terrifies me...
youve won me over again
come back here you scamp... im not done verbally abusing you yet
like who you little cum gurgling twatwaffle
I am overdue for a cuddle.
Going to bed but i'll be on steam for a while.
i cant rp
sama's going a bit overboard
That's NOT what I hinted.
*you WON'T rp
wait for it
the problem is also the solution. very nice.
In what world?
what the fuck was the hint
nah im just really really bad at it
gotta go biiiig
I'll give you three more hints.
1) I'll be on steam
2) Get on steam
3) Talk to me on steam
It's like sex. You're supposed to lie there like a corpse until they tell you they're going to bed.
I wish you could still supersize stuff at McDonald's. That made life better.
20 page blog about hormones and voluntary commitment because out of xannys bitch bitch bitch
when does the crying start
this analogy fits somehow
Anywhere from 5 minutes to 48 hours after the initialization of intimacy, for periods of 2-4 hours at at time lasting several days typically.
You just can't walk a mile in their shoes to know how really hard it is to be a tranny and out of your self medicating drugs, you cisgendered, heteronormative bigot.
I keep thinking that there are bugs in my shorts, but it's just beads of sweat. Why do people willfully live in hot climates?
not my fault i was born with a predisposition for hetero normalcy...
I feel this on more levels than you know
I've been wearing a dress solely as an excuse to not wear pants
dont you go quoting dickens in my house
You're such a bigot.
Heterosexuality is a choice.
You can only be born gay.
whats your favorite piece
tell of two cities masterrace
Trust me, you don't want any of this. Not even I want any of this, and I'm gross.
God, this Midwest heatwave needs to give up already. I'll miss it when winter lingers forever though.
I'm in arizona you fucker
a road less traveled
you cant have both man
wasnt that robert frost?
not dickens i think...
You get those pictures to show up 10x?
That's because you're a moron and you deserve whatever happens to you.
What kind of dress do you go with? Mangowns are pretty fantastic.
sorry, i meant the
i just go in my yiff suit
dad, why are you holding your belt like that?
oh... fishy has daddy issues?
WHAT A SHOCKER!!
I bet he even left the camera shutter sound on. What a badass.
Yes, because suits made of fur are known for their heat dissipating properties.
Just got home from work. It's so damn sticky out :(
I'm not 10x dude
Anyone good looking could show me up
Wasn't my intention to make anything a competition, I know there's plenty of ppl here cuter than me
its a slug
*shows you up*
That picture reminds me of this.
oh welms is here
fucking right... you know what i did about it? fucking stayed inside.
WHERE ARE THE SLUTTY PICTURES
ayyy that pickle surprise vid is 10/10
You said that you would show 10x how it was done with your pictures. Hence the showing 10x up bit.
I can see you as a slug, now that you mention it.
Con los terroristas
Of course I am.
What else do I do?
I had work though.
I literally just got home diggy.
And I'm not gonna camwhore. I was just talking shit lol
snails are so hard to keep alive
i had to in bio
pieces of them break off like jelly its disgusting
wheres the audio in that webm
Was this nessecary colbs?!
You're so mean, showing me up like that
0/10 0/10 0/10 0/10 0/10 0/10 0/10 0/10 0/10 0/10 0/10 0/10 0/10 0/10 0/10 0/10 0/10 0/10 0/10 0/10
It wasn't, nor was it accurate lol
ahaha sucker.... also thanks for remonding me im still up and have to do that work thing super early
my slug brethren have seen your atrocities... we will make you pay
im not sure
but either way im glad youre here
how was your day my welms?
the first one actually died because we put it in a gatorade bottle
and the citric acid made him bubble to death
All settled in with your job now? How's all that stuff going hm?
I'm gonna be thinking of you this weekend!
you will suffer for these crimes against my people
damn plebs cant even onto my level...
It is, yeah
It's going okay, I had a super stressful day yesterday when this old guy got super pissed at me
It ruined my day yesterday, and then the guy called me back today and apologized and made my day so we're even
If harambe 🐒 and my girl 👧 😍 both drowning 😱 👋 and I can only save one 😤 😬 Catch me at my girl funeral 😔 👻 🌹 with my *** out 😏 💯 😎 🍆
Hey man. I like money mmkay?
It was okay. Nothing really eventful happened. I didn't get my call but that will probably be tomorrow hopefully.
What's this weekend?
AI-SAN HEEERRREEEE!!! ===>____^===;;;;;;;;;;
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Thanks for responding.
me 2... make that mad loot son
i wouldnt worry too much about it velms
itll obviously come tomorrow
yeah nothing really happened here either
i just drank a lot and passed out and woke up a little bit ago
are you feeling okay?
What would have been an appropriate response to that?
i guess sometimes when i save webms they just save without sound
*cuddles your butt*
Sounds about par for the course! Glad the guy at least apologized for being a dick
im gonna bed soon but we should catch up sometime, I'll bug ya next time I'm around
Don't you have birthday party stuff with the fam this weekend?
i gotta collect more funny webms
im not sure what this one is
dats erin tho lol
I feel fine, yeah. Still just preoccupied about my bday thingy and my scripts still.
Same stuff as last time?
Oh, right. That.
Yeah I think I'm just making it into a bigger deal than it will end up being like I usually do. thanks though^^
No. Do you know how long it would take to average out all those zeroes? FML
oh shit i think i have to feed my cats
I'm gonna go dye my hair, user_sama, can you handle that? I'm not going to the hospital I'll just be away for like 30 minutes. can you chill for then?
fukken going to bed already... nite people
no.. lol. nite
and i expect pics in my inbox when i wake up fishy...
I don't have that many either, sadly.
Bye bye party guy.
Np I'm sure it will go swimmingly... Hope you had a good shift, I'm off too bed night night
Night night drinky sama
I have no idea what is happening in this webm
Laci Green is fucking weird.
erin is CUTE
i wonder if he'll ever go to AX
oh goodnight dude
but i dont even know who you are homeboy
It will be fine welms
they think the shadow is fucking something
what the hell
The guy pretends there's an obstacle in an obscured section of the driver's vision.
Name fell off again.
I'm probably just gonna sit them down after dinner and such. ugh
feels bad man
That's some pretty advanced trolling.
Okie dokie, night
thats probably your best bet if you want to tell them face to face
just hope that the dinner's good and theyll be happy lmao
you anxious about it?
Some people are willing to go above and beyond. I envy them.
Do you have anything to distract yourself?
you cant just wallow in anxiety, you know, velms
its very bad for you ~
alright, the dye's in. shit's supposed to be good. was like 11 bucks and I got it for 2 dollarydoos since it was the last one
based walgreens. love going there for scripts and coming home with cheaply found treasures
I suggest you get sloppy drunk right before the dinner.
Cat food medley.
i would totally use that
I believe you.
Blonde. I've been trying to get my hair to platinum blonde but it's been patchy before. There are still some dark spots, but according to the box this shit is supposed to work really well on dark hair so hopefully it can knock out some of those patches I didn't get last time. and this isn't even bleach, it's just blonde dye
I know. I've been talking to a bunch of people about it. From all the input and information I have hope for the situation, just... actually executing it is ugh.
Nah. I don't drink like that anymore.
Especially not in front of the folks.
sounds like you're not putting it in evenly. good luck though
why worry about your hair when the real problem is that massive bulge of fat on your stomach
thinking and focusing on it after youre fully prepared wont do anything but make it worse, you know?
you ought to watch something
we can watch something if you want~
I'd explain, but it'd be a blog bloggier than this current blog
Anticipation is always the worst part.
Just walk up and say it: "Mom. Dad. I think I'm an Apache attack chopper."
Ask your parents to eat dinner in the other direction while you consume alcohol.
That's a pretty great webm.
yeah thats what im saying welms
youre gonna be depressed as fuck until it happens unless you can distract yourself
I'm not depressed though. I'm just.. ready? I guess.
well have fun. i know i do when i do it
That's super relevant dude, good job. Nailing it.
Okay, fine, just tell them to close their eyes and sneak a sip from your flask. Where there's a will, there's a way.
hair always feels fucking FINE after dying, even if I don't do it right.
Are you sure you shouldnt just, call him now and get it over with?
i think thats what i would probably do
fuck waiting for those things i get crazy anxious
What part of me not drinking do you not understand?
Like once a month with friends.
yeah it's a shame it takes time for my curls to return though
Well for one, it's like 1am.
And I want to have a bday dinner lol
be right there. gomen...
it gets tangled easily.
That guy at 0:30 actually has some pretty magical dance moves.
think I'll make a trek folder.
my hair is stubbornly straight, like I need hair spry if curls are to stay in. frustrating
i forgot the time
but i still think waiting for that would just be killer
the whole scenario is really shitty
Welcome to my life. It's getting better though ^~^
i cant imagine
i just want it to be over so you can return to happy welms
anxiety welms makes me kinda sad tbh :/
yeah, at least its getting better
a subscription to brazzers is a subscription to memes.
Kinda sad why??
star trek next gen is actually really good why did I never watch this as a kid?
I remember growing up it would be on right after this crazy weatherman we had.
He'd be all like "GUD EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVening, ev-rybody!"
Only because i genuinely want you to be happy
Awwee. Thanks Boo
Oh shit, tomorrow is Friday
i tried to get into the original series but like every episode had to do with some sexual shit
oh little billy has never seen a woman before and then he gets all rapey and that somehow puts the entire crew at risk of dying
I'm watching episode 3 right now and it's basically "haha, NIGGERS" right now
Nah. Tomorrow is Saturday.
Don't show up for work since nobody will be there.
Don't even bother calling to say you're not showing up because it's a day you're not supposed to anyways.
What goes on?
thank god you made me remember this webm
i-im kinda happy i guess
waiting for my car aand stuff so i can go out is a little depressing but i guess its not too bad
and then kirk splits in two and then the evil kirk gets all rapey but then they consider the moral ramifications of killing an evil rapist kirk who never was really born
I'm watching next gen
It's things like these that the new movies didn't have and made the fanbase hate them.
I love the new series honestly
i hear its better
i would just like a story that isnt a rehash of the previous
oh gee another guy hates star fleet and is gonna try to do damage
funny so far. all the characters are actually fucking characters and I like it
this is why I need 3 monitors at least. one for the netflix, one of the animus, and one for the capping.