Crash Bandicoot Retold 2: Heihachi finally fucking appears

Please tell me it isn't HD leopard tits time

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FAP TIME SOON

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The fact that he needs to explain that they are different things makes me laugh

Oh no. It's much, MUCH fucking worse.

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I'm normally late for these threads but NOT TONIGHT YEAAAH

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I just can't wait for villains to never win as always.

Really? I remember this being the part where the fucker somehow got somebody to draw art for this shit. Then again I don't remember much of this. Either way
WHY

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Oh god.

FAP TIME NOW

oh god I wish I could go back to not remembering this part

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That last panel is great because you can interpret it in any way you please. You can see either, pepe, spurdo, something screaming in pain and many more.

I'll take it as Planet Kek.

wait a fuckin' minute

Am I retarded or is that one seriously Spurdo looking planet there?

WHO THE FUCK IS THAT EDGELORD

It's maximus transformed I think.

Its named "gasmonia" because its the planet where Hitler gassed all the kikes.

>That fucking sword
EDGE OVERLOAD

Space Hitler confirmed to appear at some point.

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Looks like typical Final Fantasy or korean mmo outfit and weapon. My bet its copied from something he was playing recently.

Indeed.

Is it completely normal for them to wander without clothes at this point?

see

Well, the CTR arc was short.

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Maximus' transformed edge-mode is bothering the HELL out of me. I feel like I've seen that outfit before, but I just can't think of where.

My first thought was something out of the Legacy of Kain series, but I don't think SSC is cool enough to play that, or rip it off shamelessly.

I dunno about the outfit, he just looks like Wolf when he's transformed.

This maybe?

But they're already free, so the deal makes no sense. Plus, Crash said they don't kill people (when the author remembers that cliche). She has no upper hand or bargaining power. Fucking hell man.

THIS IS IT GUYS. THIS IS WHEN HEIHACHI FINALLY MAKES HIS DEBUT IN THIS SHITHOLE.

this is a masterpiece

what gundam is it crossing over with

How can somebody draw this much and never improve?
I've never drawn and I can draw better than this guy.

IT'S TIME
too bad he never used his chest mouth during the whole thing

I love this piece of shit

That's sound like your average SRW plot
Siesta best Zero no Tsukaima

Can't be. I can see trace elements of Wolf's outfit, and more obviously his color scheme, but there's too much extraneous shit on Maximus to have solely been ripped from Wolf.

It's gotta come from elsewhere. I don't have enough faith in SSC to believe he is smart enough to ripoff various characters outfits and piece them together into one new OCdonut.

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I'm just gonna fastfoward this part to go directly to the action.

>Siesta best Zero no Tsukaima

Them's fighting words nigger. Step out back for your thrashing.

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Are…Are those fucking ketchup marks on the sky in the 1st and 3rd panels

One thing I've never understood about these various autistic comics is the huge focus on having children. You see it in Sonichu as well. Is it autists compensating for something they'll never have or something else?

At last, he's finally here!
Time for this shit to blow up.

…for some reason i don't remember the other faggot though.

Yes. Kind of sad really, since we share the same fate as them

I don't! I couldn't possibly stick to making even a bad comic

I believe this might be the
THREAD THEME

OH BOY GET READY FOR THE NEXT PART

HE COMES

He somehow looks even dumber than he did on the "cover" of the chapter/series

BEST INTRO

THERE HE IS

OH SHIT

its sad that this is the most original he ever got

Wew.

HE'S BACK

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kek

look at that superior japanese steel

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Well done Crash

Aku Aku stop pulling this shit

I'm losing my shit here.

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If I recall correctly he crushes all of them until Crash shows back up. Heihachi is a fucking god.

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Did the autism manage to kill Talemaster?

My internet decided to die at the best moment. Sorry.

It's okay.

Touching moment

wew

How does one come to this conclussion while looking at a bad guy he doesn't know anything about.

LOL

Megamix confirmed as best dad.

oh boy

>Megamix confirmed for best dad character
fixed

WHAT'S WITH THAT TUMBLR-TIER TRANSFORMATION, JESUS CHRIST.

This might be the best arc of this whole thing

Jesus christ that fourth panel.

Also, I'd like to take a moment and remind people that becoming a Super Saiyan or whatever the fuck he's calling it was supposed to be something that nobody has done before or was powerful enough to do, and now every single character is doing it.

A mouth on an abdomen?

ABSOLUTE TERROR

Just like the source material then.

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ok then

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THE TRANSFORMATIONS WON'T STOP

And now he's ripping off Aladdin.

huh

There is something that I can't find the answer to no matter how much I re-read this shit. What the fuck is Xelaria/Xeveria/however it's speeled's transformation supposed to be? What is it a rip-off of? I refuse to believe this guy this something original.

did*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I think someone posited that it's this badass motherfucker in pic related, in one of the last threads. It was probably the closest anyone could guess.

I can see it.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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ARE YOU READY FOR MORE BULLSHIT?!

Have you? Why the fuck weren't we allowed to see that?

What the fuck is even going on with him?

Jesus Christ.

Wow so cool amirite guise

Even the fucking villain can't believe this shit.

Lol rip

Frieza said that exact line at some point. I love how this guy has to steal even the most insignificant and clunky things from DBZ.

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I like how every single villain is Frieza in some way.

That was pretty fucking heavy. It took me off-guard.

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I'm surprised the babies aren't dead from neglect.

Yeah, now you mention it, the kids were alone all the fucking time lmao

Maybe the off-screen child rearing is when Megamix got hurt worse than being stabbed through the chest.

It's ok I'm sure yet to be seen OC has taken care of them this entire time

It's time for Sephiroth to become Kazuya once more, I presume.

Plot twist: The orange hedgehog is the one taking care of them. That would explain why he has never done anything relevant after the first couple chapters.

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Has "I just got here and already I can tell you're a faggot" gone by yet?

That's way later.

Those are some goddamn broken useless crosshairs right there.

Cloud, master of insults.

We still have a long way for that bub.

HOLY FUCK HERE WE GO

Why are the villains the only guys making sense here.

What?

HOW DO YOU FORGET THAT

We just got through a battle that was won with the POWER OF FAMILIES, don't question it!

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I…fuck.

Is Evil Crash going to come back later because a single cell of him survived being blasted to shit.

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Nah, he's just a bloody pulp now.

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Meanwhile
wew

Wasn't it just a forest? Or is this telling us that Heihachi is so strong he makes volcanoes suddenly appear TTGL-style?

The amount of built-up bullshit couldn't be contained by the Earth anymore.

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Didn't one or two of these guys have healing blood.

Also what happened to the Dragon guy.

I can't stand this bullshit anymore.

Was Aku Aku not watching the "fight"

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OH NO

Oh boy here we go again.

HANG ON TIGHT LADS

Crash too OP please nerf.

Is this when Heihachi is sent to the Shadow Realm like that one pic I saw.

GET READY. THIS IS WHERE EVERYTHING GOES OFF THE RAILS FT. JULIA

IT'S HERE

IT'S NEAR

AAND…

I'm on pins and needles here, user.

And this is known as…

super bandicoot 3

Wat

Not yet. He has to go to heaven first.

???

How does she even know the Light Realm exists.

Oh, so you already know the plot.

Pls don't spoil it for the newfriends

Anyone have the picture of Crash in the military uniform?

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Is this fucker self-aware.

user I don't know what to say.

This is like the 2nd or 3rd time its been posted. Threads are still fun though.

S-sorry.

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IT'S BECOMING SELF AWARE.

shieeeet

This is just too fucking funny.

No.

What is this.

Self-aware like you have no fucking idea.

Forgot pic

THE HEART

wew, another scene ripped straight from dbz. this is too much.>>12559699

I see SuperSaiyanCrash has been taking lessons from Kubo

This guy rips/plagiarizes basically everything.

Glad i am not the only one noticed.

Why did he give a direct crotch shot and not draw the dong?

wew lad.

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Hey it's the randomly appear out of nowhere guy.

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i could tell, but jesus christ, he put down exactly the same predicament with different characters, and literally copy/pasted a still from dbz right after cell blew up. has he no shame? has he no originality?

DELETE THIS

wew.

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user, what do you think is the answer to that question?

Nah, fuck this, i am going to spoil the very fucking end.

THAT COMIC ISN'T EVEN FINISHED YET
GET FUCKED

This like those times people would describe something in a kaiju monster movie, and act like it makes any sense.

it's just that the sheer scope of the autism of some people just is lost on me.

Also, i posted these pics in the very first thread last week. Get fucked.

Mental illness is a hell of a drug.

Why don't you ask his original characters Goku and Gohan

This comic still doesn't have an end. Also I think that half the pople here have already re-read this shit a few times, myself included.
Also you're a faggot. Get fucked nerd.

Step on her tits man, that's really normal in a fight.

It's worse than you think, the baddie in that arc is ganon and he goes full broly

Contain your butthurt. You are visiting fucking deviantart.

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Is this a metaphor

That's some fucking bullshit. You can't pull out two powerups in the same fight.

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I don't even know what to reply in response to this so have a few.

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Now we just have to wait for the god forms
>tfw SSC predicted SSG before it was a thing

I've read this shit three times and this part still leaves me speechless.

Fucking christ, save that for the sequel.

I think Aku Aku is suffering from a stroke trying to decipher what the fuck he is watching.

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First no one seems to know about super bandicoots. Then earlier he went to super bandicoot 2 without anyone knowing that was possible. In the SAME FUCKING FIGHT he goes to the third form and aku aku acts like he knew about ssb2. It's like the author could see into the future to watch dragon ball super, then thought that kind of storytelling was the proper way to go.

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>3

The fact he clearly shows a complete and utter lack of any talent is only surpassed by his ability to not make any progress with his art.

With just one fucking slash.

We're all wondering the same fucking thing

WHERE THE FUCK DID THE SWORD COME FROM?

Why didn't he slash him in the first place then.

Fuck OFF

I smell this hack making Heihachi into Darth Vader.

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This comic holy shit

my bet is on him copying dbz yet again: mecha heihachi with his fucking father

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You fucking called it user,

Top jej

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I'm at a loss for words.

calling it now, he pulls another segment out of his ass with having heihachi and another villain return a la mecha frisbee only to get trounced a minute later.

THIS IS THE ISLAND YOU LIVE ON

When's Cell going to be introduced into this train wreck.

jesus

At last! Heihachi has been defeated.

They stopped?

for now. i think he's going to more or less copy all of dbz with a few VERY minor tweaks.

I don't think than that's a "shocked"face.

And after that I bet there's Majin Ripper Roo or some shit.

Fucking kill me.

wew lad, probably.

FUCKING WHO?

Literally who

why is Coco the Bulma of this series

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The ride never ends.

Is that Sonic Donut Steel dressed like fucking Woody?

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And so, this Issue finally comes to an end…

I'm beginning to think the dialogue is just random words he combines from google translate.

oh, so random human guy has a name? Why did it take so long to find this out?

I can't believe i spent most of the day posting this shit. Oh well!

Now it's up to you guys to decide, if Crash Retold x SSBZ or TGT gets dumped next week.

More Crash Retold

Crash Retold, I can already tell that this is going to be more autistic than either of the previous two, the ride has barely begun it seems.

Crash Retold, I need more of this autism to be shared.

I would prefer TGT. Has anything new been released?

Crash Retold x SSBZ
I want to see Broly-Ganondorf.

Wait, these two have almost the same title. What's the difference, which DBZ arc it's ripped off?

Definitely Crash Retold, we can't shift gears into the madness this early.

In fact, yes, TGT is back after the long hiatus.

Damnit, my least favorite.

Crash Retold

Crash. Why not finish this before starting TGT?

it's a weird mix of frieza, cell and the buu arc

also the broly movies

Dubs of truth

user if you're lying to me, I will find you.

I've never read TGT, but as much as I want storytime of that, we should definitely stay the course till we're all caught up on Crash Retold.

dude I wish MMO's had weapons like that. it's all giant spiky Warcraft shit now.

I'm serious:
iiupsidedownii.deviantart.com/gallery/

Very well then, tune in for more Crash Retold next week. I'm not sure which day i'm gonna do it so just stay tunned from friday night.

Sorry user.

Apparently he's going with the Patreon rute though.

Well it looks like everyone wants crash retold. That's fine, but I will say that it's funny that TGT actually got better as it went along.

No account, but thanks.

It's okay user.
no

When is this faggot going to draw dickings already?

So this is where "That was completely unnecessary and uncalled for" comes from, interesting.

I wish I had the balls to tell the world of the supremely autistic Sonic fanfic that I created. I guess no one else will ever know of the might of True Ultra Darkness Silver with his rainbow katana unsheathed.

If it makes you feel any better, I once wrote a story about Jar-Jar Binks when I was in elementary school.

Finish crash retold before starting TGT.

Please post them any way.

It was something about how he was the protagonist in episode VIII and became a really strong Jedi. I couldn't bring myself to read it when I rediscovered it. I typed the story on my mother's computer from nearly two decades ago, so I have absolutely no idea of its whereabouts.

All I remember is this part
I think the rest of it was just them travelling through the worlds from the games.