New Ass Creed Game Leaked

The porn will be good though.

Call me dirtier names like the worthless sissy slut I am!~

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LMAO the fuck they going to be fighting on? Baskets of babies and rafts?

I S R A E L I T E C H N O L O G Y

So holocaust accusations and kosher beef?

AAA gaming is hollywood's little brother in every aspect now. Can anyone guess what the last of us 2 will do to top this?

are even baiting or simply retarded?

Shut the fuck up, cunt

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user stop, i developed a hijab fetish cause of pics like those

Fuuuuuck!~

at least it wasn't as wuz as we expected.

I'm still waiting for a game that has you play as a Jew getting holocausted. The Last of Us sounds like the perfect game for that since there wouldn't be any gameplay.

What wonderful history retconns will Montreal force in this one?
Moses was really Muslim?
Akhenaton the first communist?

So they're rebooting that mess of game story. I dont even remember what happened after the main guy dies. Something about aliens and solar flares.

there has already been a WE WUZ ASSASSINS n SHIT it's a dlc for ac4

I don't know why people assumed they'd make egyptians black.

Asscreed games have issues and Ubisoft is shit but the asscreed games have consistently done an actually pretty decent job when it came to historical accuracy.

WTF

Go look at the ass creed wiki and say that again with a straight face motherfucker, I dare you.

/r/ing tesla's death cannon

Boy oh boy

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Because ubisoft is full of lefty cucks?
You're literally retarded, my bad.

OY VEY DA MOON LANDING WAS A TEMPLAR PLOT TO STEAL AN APPLE THAT WAS ON THE MOON!

10/10

Once again developers fail to learn from other similar business like marvel when Marvels CEO tells the world that the readers didn't want a lecture or a social justice narrative pushed on them.

Worse of all this latest fuck fest will do well and the "cancer" will sit in the boardroom and point at the sales projects and trumpet how people "actually want Social justice"

Good thing they put the name of everyone who was involved in the creation of a movie or game in the end credits :^) just saying.

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Those bows look extremely faggoty and/or like a dog chew toy. Is that some sort of deep Egyptian lore?

The grammar of the image, the bizarre inaccuracies therein, and the source lead me to believe that this is a hoax.

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Nigger, get out.

Sorry, I didn't think you guys were so absolutely braindead i'd need to specify "excluding the fictional elements".

I meant that they don't get details wrong, generally, unless they do so on purpose for the templar/assassin plotline. In terms of stuff like city layouts and architecture as well as historical figures showing up dor the right time periods as well as stuff like what people would do in a city and what the societies were like, they are generally pretty on point.

Except there's actual speculation IRL that da viinci might have been boning his pupils.

aside from Tesla being killed by Edison or whatever

I said "generally". That, as well as, IIRC, the exact years da vinci is around for in asscreed 2, are really only the main errors outside of the templar/assassin stuff.

It's not perfect, obviously, but they are a lot better and at least put effort in to try to be accurate compared to other vidya or even most movies.

user, you have to pay attention to this shit.

So if you discard literally everything they do wrong which is quite a lot, they get everything right is what you're saying.

Maybe for the architecture, but not for how the historical figures act or the behavior of people. It's still just as bad as the laser gun crap.

He was not Serbian American. He was just Serbian.

Guys just stop. These games are literally nothing but masonic propaganda with cool Tenchu style kill scenes….

WUZ

Oyyyyy veyyyyy

This also implies that it was Moses alone, not God who performed those miracles. Are the Jews shooting themselves in the foot?

He was serbian and lived in America, ergo he was a serbian American.

Who even plays these games anymore?

This faggot

WEW

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Will this be the most Jewish game of all time?

Too late, you're proven FAGGOT

This will be the Reginald Denny game of all time, in a poor attempt to erase their marxist pedo agenda.

Too good to be fucking true, sounds like a bunch of pajeets needed to shit out clickbait to get some money for their designated shitting street cleaner

ASS-ASS-SYNS

I presume B.C.

Why is this still around? Kill it already.

Rogue was pretty fun.

Revelations was the true ending of AC, no questions asked or you're a faggot

Are traps halal? Asking for a friend.

Nigger this shit was never cool.

Rogue was FUN

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3 was the ending. A low note, but the ending nonetheless.

Killing Desmond was the stupidest decision they made. The series was about Desmond, now it's just pointless.

Who the fuck cared about desmond?

No, you nigger. The series was about Ezio and for a lesser part Altair. 99% of the time you played as them, Desmond was just the faggot excuse you needed for muh genetics. If you removed Desmond and the whole animus shit from the story, literally nothing about the core gameplay from the series changes, other than your average
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Remove those aspects from the game, nothing changes but the story. And even then, no one plays it for the story. Ezio was a goddamn interesting character. When you ask "Who's your favorite character from Assassin's Creed", nobody fucking says Desmond.

The fuck are you on about?

Because you get to tell the Assassins to fuck off in the most brutish ways possible.

Shame, I actually liked Shay. He had a brain.

the only thing that could get me interested in AssCreed again is if they set a game in feudal Japan

Wait, how did the series continue after III anyway? The 2012 event happened and everyone on Earth died except for a handful… Right? Or did the end cutscene lie to me?

They cared because everyone hoped that they'd move out of the boring as fuck historical settings and move into modern assassination settings like say new york or britain.

All the shit they've done is either ancient shit or America during the civil war.

No romps through london during the Industrial era like they teased in Unity, no modern settings, no more interesting times, just vauge medieval wartime bullshit.

The only time they really moved out of it was Black Flag and 3, but the game STILL had the same bland vibe it did from the start. No tonal changes, no theme changes, just the same old bullshit, and basically the same story
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They make history more boring then fucking history textbooks. And they aren't even accurate. No romance, no nothing. just the same bland shit.

People cared just a
LITTLE
about desmond because he represented a unique plot outside of their comfort zone, and they killed him off unceremoniously.

This is why I fucking dropped it after Brotherhood.

in Black Flag you play a templar intern at a marketing office

some shit about templars in unity

and i don't fucking know whatever else

Nah, apparently it's legit.

I fucking wonder how the "naval warfare" is gonna work, though. Only thing I can think of is getting close enough and boarding, which is hardly fucking "naval warfare". Is it because this is supposedly made by the same faggots as Ass Creed 4, so they felt obligated to shove that shit in?

How so? The story was garbage, the protagonist dense as bricks and the "atrocities" you do are actually really fucking (l)tame.

Devbitch, please. That nigger had a giant fucking Maltese cross on his coat and those hideous switchblade meme things hanging in thin air strapped outside like some vambraces in the introductory scene.

Too obvious. I'm betting on Christianity in Scandinavia. Just imagine, this perfectly progressive and peaceful society ruined by templars forcing shieldmaiden ninjas to make sandwitches.

Shit, meant to reply to instead.

I can answer a little.

See, Assassin Creed 4 you're an Intern at Abstergo,video game studio where they're making games. The Assassins contact you to investigate looking for a Sage. Oh look, the Templars want the exact same thing. Some shit happened, and turns out one of the gods possessed the head honcho of the studio and was going to do [you] in so his waifu can inhabit your body. He failed and died.

[You] get rewarded by getting a sneak peak towards the Pirates movie they're making of Edward's life.

Rogue's [You], was a intern that more or less did the same thing but got screwed over and forced to joined the Templars by gunpoint.

Unity's was litterally a gamer being shown (((true))) history of the world. However it was a shitty, boring glitch-ridden game.

I honesty have no idea what the fuck is going on with Victorian Brother and Sister except for the fact that the brother is a faggot, there was a section in World War 1 and that Jack the Ripper was an protege taught by the duo before he went buttfuck crazy.

For those who prefer archives:

archive.is/RPnrT

Haven't you played an Ass Creed game before? The MC will be half Arab half nog.

I did. The current year storyline was what made all the history stuff actually matter to the narrative, without that it's just some disparate stories about some dudes throughout history doing things that ultimately don't effect anything.

Of course Desmond wasn't a good character, he and his story never progressed further than him being a narrative device and then they just killed him. I don't care so much about Desmond as I do about the overarching story that he was facilitating. You never even really get to see the Assassins' operations outside of Desmond's band of merry faggots. What they did with Black Flag and Rogue was just embarrassing, a game company writing a game where you play as a game company employee, but they simply stopped trying in Unity. There was like a 1 minute cutscene at the very start of the game and then it's never mentioned again and you have to watch a sad frenchman steal a sword for 8 hours. There are no stakes because you already know that the templars still exist in the distant future and the events of the game don't actually matter.

Obviously you play a game for gameplay and that is the main reason to play these games, but I did like the modern day story concept and I wish they hadn't given up like that. I was invested in the Desmond story and now it's gone forever. Infamous did a similar thing with Cole.

Arab is fine though, the Egyptians were of the exotic variety. Nig-nog is not too bad as long as they make it clear he was a Nubian from the south.

They should have some nogs in there to wash the egyptians penises as depicted in hieroglyphics.

You know that's a revisionist meme, right? Hell, big part of the reason they had nigger palace slaves or guards as late as Cleopatra was the question of sheer prestige of owning such rare servants either as slaves or foreign mercenaries.

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Wasn't there already an ass creed with the subtitle Origin or Origins?

WE WUZ?
I wonder how will the chosen ones appear in the game.

these fuckers are starting to look like JRPG characters god damn

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Shit story, shit gameplay, janky controls, repetative mission. The only thing they ever had going for them was the setting

Ass Greed is absolute garbage, I just wish it would tank but normalfags are too retarded and will pay to get AIDS in their brain.

Kill yourself faggot.

AYO

Normalfags.

HWNDU only proved that Holla Forums was full of American mongrels desperately wishing they were white Europeans.

Pretty much everyone who appeared at the HWNDU thing was from 4chan though, it doesn't necessarily say anything about our Holla Forums's userbase.

ahahaha
yeah, they got the architecture right in the Ezio games. that's the only thing you said that's remotely correct.

hwndu was an exodus of muds into Holla Forums, pretty much. between the refugees and the horrible moderation, 8/pol/ is a shadow of its former self, at this point the bad things people say about its users shouldn't offend anyone who was there two years ago

Like that time when Tesla sent off Edison with a one-liner.

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Intradasting.

What's the bet the original pharaohs waz kangs but then the Templar's killed them and replaced them for reasons?

The nonwhites on Holla Forums realise what a gift it is to be white because they can never experience it while for whites it's just how they were born and nothing more and therefore they don't care about destroying their heritage.

Ancient Black People literally had penis heads. So much for black 'history'.

Current 8/pol/ is a bunch of non-whites. Their mods made it so gradually for 2 years. Those retard are the current userbase, actual oldfags got either banned or left.

I bet arab women would look really good if they didn't have hijabs there.

Horseshoe Theorem.

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These fucking kikes I fucking swear

I hope it flops so they would stop raping history

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How long until Ubishit changes characters into kangz?
OR
We see a torrent of "activist journalists" (propagandists) unironically demanding it?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_the_Jews_in_Egypt#Mamelukes_.281250_to_1517.29

It's clearly meant to be the 13th century BC, not AD.

I recently played the series up until the middle of IV(don't ask why, yes I pirated them and yes I am a faggot that enjoys suffering) so I can answer your question. See the precursors aka the ayy lmaos who previously ruled Earth got killed by the Sun and they tried "everything" to escape their fate, even time-travel and putting their brain in a computer, but it didn't work because of Ubishit writing(well tbf they said that they couldn't change their fate even with time-travel and that it was easy to put a brain in a computer, but it 's harder to get it out and put it in a body, but still shit writing) so one bitch thought of this brilliant plan of pointing humans with great potential(Desmond's ancestors) to the place where the chosen one(Desmond) could stop the next solar flare that would wipe out the entire world. As Desmond is about to touch the glowing globe that would save the Earth, another ayy lmao bitch intervenes and says that the plan is retarded and all the first bitch wants is to control the world by possessing his body(I guess). So Desmond has a choice, he can either let the solar flare destroy 99% of Earth population but him and his friend will survive and he will become the ruler/prophet/messiah/god of the new world trying to teach people about love and peace, BUT after a few thousands of years his message MIGHT be altered from love your neighbor to kill all gays and fags and cycle continues, or he can touch the magic ball save the planet and enslave everybody to the will of the first ayy lmao bitch.

Now the thing about Assassins and Templars is that they want the same thing(peace) but through different methods, the Assassins want anarchy, love and tolerance while the Templars want dominance, control and order. A good writer could expand on these concepts and make both sides grey, sadly the writer is a commie so of course the Assassin's are the good goys guys while the Templars are evil white supremacists literally Hitler, the closest we got to a "balanced" view was in I and maybe III. Even so thought the games the Assassin's message was clear, "better to die a free man than to live happy as a slave" or that the "strings should be severed and everybody should find their own path". This is what it meant to be an Assassin and this what Desmond has seen through his ancestors. So now the choice is in his hands, will he let the planet be destroyed and start over from scratch hoping that next time humans will be able to stop the solar flare, or let it be controlled by the ayy lmaos? You would think that such an important decision needs some time to think, that maybe the Templats were right all along and it's better to live as a slave than to die as a free man. Maybe letting the solar flare kill countless of people makes you the Templar, because you didn't give the people a choice of either dieing as a free man or submitting to the ayy lmao bitch. Maybe he should ask his friends or father who is right there besides them what they would do, or what they think or what he should do? Maybe the Assassins are right and starting over is a good think, because you can correct the mistakes of the past(think of Solo-Wing Pixie from Ace Combat 0). Anyway we can say that this is a moral decision too hard for any man to bear, or at least you can't just lightly choose one path.
Lol nope I was just kidding, he doesn't even think for a moment or ask his friends and father about what they think, he just tells them that they will find a way to stop the Templars and he touches the ball, ensuring that the Templars win more games will be made, because Ubishit needs to milk the franchise.
So now in IV you play as an intern at Ubisoft Montreal Abestergo Entertainment branch of Montreal where you interact with the memories that were copied from Desmond to find those kewl bits of history so that they could make a video-game out of it.
/rant

No, Wolfenstein: The New Order is still at the top of the list.

They met a really nice guy named Karl Marx.

TBH I'm surprised that the second playable character isn't a stronk black womyn.

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-American designates citizenship and residency user, not ethnicity or "ownership." America doesn't have that sort of loyalty to the state.

Did Watch_Dogs 2 even sell particularly well?
Should I just be amazed that it isn't a black woman at this point?

I don't think so. They had to release a 30 min demo a month after the launch date.

Wasn't stuff from this game's alpha leaked almost an entire year ago? I thought it looked shit then, but now that I know about the extra talmud and shitskin OCs, I can't see this series ever getting any lower than this.

That's rather delicious. Wouldn't most niggers rather play as a cute japanese loli than some thug anyway?

Apparently it sold worse than 1, at least on PC.

Showed this to my wife who's Egyptian

I asked if it's in any way going to offend Egyptians.

So basically if Ass Creed KANGZ N' SHIT was a game where you played as a negro hotep, they'd be pissed. But this isn't a direct attack.
Still it's a shit game so I don't know

And before some leftist cuck comes along let's just get this one out of the way. Yes, there was a dynasty of nigger pharaohs, and they were so fucking godawful at ruling that this would be the last time Egypt would exist as an independent kingdom.

The game will be a complete WE WUZ debacle, the kind not even our most mocking parodies could live up to. WD2 was already pozzed to the brim, Syndicate was no better. Ubisoft can only produce shit.

The art for the main character is vomit inducing. There's something to be said about the beauty of simplicity.

The worst part is that everything about the design screams "DISCIPLE OF HORUS" and he works for the fucking kikes.

If they're Kangs, we get to laugh at the dumb game. If they're not Kangs we get to laugh at the idiots complaining they're not Kangs. This is going to be fun either way.

It's worse, read the text on the image, it's we wuz kikes. They're fucking up the biblical chronology so Abraham (father of all the semitic peoples, including those later considered "pagan") is specifically part of the jewish exodus myth.

Yeah, that's stupid I guess. Hasn't the series always played loosely with biblical history though? (I never actually played the series outside of 2, which bored me)

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Story seems retarded as per usual but I'll pirate it if it's made by the AC4 devs, Black Flag and Rogue are pretty much the only good games in the whole series.

The problem with WD2 is that there's nothing memorable about it. The setting is awful, none of the characters are likable, the Trump imagery made no sense (clearly it should've been an Hillary-like character). The main character is a bad person (unlike the one from the first game), his first mission is about erasing his criminal record.

Unless they do the two protagonist things again, does seem weird that they have a kike in full Egyptian garb though, my best guess is you see it from both sides

They find the cape than can bring dead people back to life and make somebody immortal, hide it and then assassins try to find it in the present. They fail miserably, get their shit pushed in by templars who get the cape instead. They want to use it to ressurect some godess or some other gay shit, I don't fucking care really.

The first one was memorable? I honestly didn't even finish it, the main character was an edgy, forgettable vigilante steryotype, only other characters I remember were the canadian dyke and the asian guy.

Well, in the first game you were playing as a muslim in full christian garb.

The trailers all made it look like a game about being an insufferable cunt and inconveniencing normal people for no real reason.

Horseshoe theory relies on the idea that the entire political spectrum is a bipolar dichotomy, which is simply not the case.
If you follow the simple "left-right" style of politics then it works, but if you look at any country that has more than two major parties that style of thinking completely falls apart, along with horseshoe theory.

The only way it works is if you disregard the fact that there are only limited numbers of behaviors, and that in conflict, strategy and tactical behaviors themselves do not have a political value. It's the ends to which they are used. So it's pretty much just going "why are you both trying to establish dominance over each other? Don't you see that's exactly what the other side is doing?" To which the obvious answer is: duh.

Not really, the motivation early on was his niece, and then at one point his nephew, I think? But most of the street sweeping came from your own personal preference, and I guarantee that wasn't the original intention when the faggots at Ubi montreal put in "Frequents Gay Nightclubs" as one of the activities

The first WD was basically Branson cleaning the streets of Chicago with a smartphone, an AR and a bunch of IEDs.

The first side-mission you do is hacking into not-Martin Skrelli's house to get into is bank accounts and steal all of his money because he's a bad goy, he raised the price of aids treatment. It's just so fucking dumb, it's like if they wrote the story based on reading the tech section of Buzzfeed or Vox Media.

It's like the third time this has been 'leaked'.

They probably did.

Horseshoe is just the left's attempt to saddle their intellectual opponents with the left's baggage. "See, you're just as bad as we are!" screams the impotent leftycuck, fully aware of just what a toxic waste his whole worldview is. It's the last screech of a cuck that knows he has nothing else to argue with other than to throw his feces in the face of his enemy and tell him that now both of them smell of shit.

That plot/description was written by the Coldsteel guy? Jesus, it's atrocious.

sorry I deleted my initial post, I wanted to add something else
True.
lol I know. It's also sad that they got rid of the good goy/bad goy system in WD2, it's all about getting new followers on social media.

The premise of "vigilante using a 1984 system against the elites and the criminals" was great, but then it got ruined by making the vigilante the exact opposite of what every vigilante is, and a whiny bitch to boot, and making the story way, way too personal. It wasn't a fight against crime, it was one petty criminal asshole's personal revenge against a bunch of kikes he stole shit from.

And that's ignoring the fact the gameplay doesn't even penalize you for hurting innocent people.

here's another (you) because you did a good job

You're fucking with me

No, it's real.
It's nonomous tier "hackers".

But that's the best part, I've always hated that "hurr durr u character doesn't kill innocents, reloading you fag" thing Ubi puts in most of their games.

Taking a stance on anything makes you as bad as everyone who has ever taken a stance on anything that was stupid or wrong. Us smart people don't have strong opinions on anything. Come sit on this fence with us and feel smug.

Naval-combat is only thing redeemable about the whole franchise. Everything else about it is just your conventional platform game. What happened to RPGs? Fuck it.

Also you should tolerate everyone, but if you point out how the people we want you to tolerate won't tolerate you, you won't be tolerated.

I've always taken the stance that it's okay to not be public with your poliical leanings, but it's pretty much impossible to not have a political leaning, the "skeptic community" that promotes the horshoe theory about both sides being just as bad are realistically just center-leftists that don't want to admit that their political ideology is the real issue, and just want to say that the Far-Right is just as bad

That's what a nazi would say, us progressive liberals know what is right and wrong and that we should ban what is wrong.

Mutilated vagina and illiteracy. You may as well fuck a kilogram of meat fresh from the slaughterhouse. I won't.

Exactly, even though there's no actual grounding for morality and everything is meaningless and left up to personal interpretation, if you don't like exactly what I'm telling you, you're irredeemably evil.

I am going to keep and use that one, if you don't mind.

Actually the AC series was eventually going to go back to egypt as its part of muh lore and has something to do with past civilizations or something its been a while so no this game isnt following a trend

Who honestly cares any more?

Only on thursdays.

Because Syndicate and WD2 were so laughably bad we hope WE WUZ will exceed our expectations.

This. Might be the first AssCreed since 4 that I might pirate for the setting. I don't expect anything good from the gameplay and definitely nothing from the story.

fucking wew lad

Well if the game is bad, we will laugh at all the shills trying to do damage control so we might care, but seriously I don't know and I doubt even Ubisoft knows how much the next game is going to sell, or how much people will care about it. One of the reasons why Unity and Syndicate bombed, among other, was because of buyer's fatique, they simply released too many games in such a short time frame(almost one major game per year, plus other spin-offs for DS, Vita and phones). So now after two years(Syndicate was in 2015) are the people starving for a new AssCreed? I don't know, and I hope the answer is no, so that they will release the next game after 5-10 years.

No, they're the progressive tumblrite branch of Anonymous (a nigger, a guy who wears a mask, a /cuteboy/ who has the tism and a mudslime girl from a rich family who went full "it's not a phase, mom").
If I remember correctly, they have a social media app for some reason and they need a lot of followers so they can fight the evil cistem.

The biggest issue is not buyer's fatigue, CoD keeps selling a shitload of games (though not as many as before) but a complete inability to innovate or challenge the players on any level.

The first AssCreed was insultingly devoid of content, it felt more like a tech demo than a game proper. You had these three big medieval cities and virtually nothing to do in them, the side missions were a boring chore and the collectibles served no purpose. Also, the combat was just keeping your guard up and spamming the counter button.

There's not even any stealth to speak of, even though some side missions do give you the location of the guards and the optimal path to "sneak" through.

AC2 didn't fix any of these issues, it just piled some more tedious shit on top to masquerade as content and left it at that. The side missions are still repetitive shit you get to do in the main game with little writing attached to them, the plot is jarring and has no sense of pace, it never actually feels like years have passed in the life of the character and they somehow managed to make the gameplay even easier. You're swimming in health potions and can never die because, despite the introduction of new enemy types, the combat is still hold block and spam counter.

AC3 is the first game that introduced anything new to the franchise, and it was something completely unrelated to the core gameplay, naval combat, on top of even more tedious side content and boring core gameplay. AC4 should have been a sandbox pirate game without any of the storytelling baggage of AC, and Syndicate and Union are just complete shitshows that fail to do anything of note. In fact, Syndicate is when they basically gave up on the playerbase and realized only fuckwits still play the game and gave you an invisibility ability that breaks the game even further.

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Isn't the new CoD basically BF1 with even more leftist shilling?

BUT THIS DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE

THE ASSASSIN'S WERE CREATED IN SYRIA DURING THE MIDDLE AGES. THEY ACTUALLY DID FIGHT TEMPLARS. THAT'S WHAT THE FIRST FUCKING GAME WAS BASED AND THAT'S WHY IT'S SUCH A SHAME TO SEE IT TRAMPLE UPON BY ASSASSIN'S CREED II. HOW CAN THEY EXIST BEFORE THEY HAD ANY REASON TO BE CREATED?

Oh, my sweet summer child, how little you know of the wonders of AssCreed lore.

In AssCreed 2 you learn that Cleopatra was assassinated by an assassin.
We are talking about the series where Tesla fired his particle-beam weapon to kill Edison, one where Ford used an Apple of Edden to trick his workers into thinking that they got a pay rise, when in fact they got payed less, one where Templars killed Jesus Christ who used the Apple of Eden to perform all those miracles, one where ayy lmaos traveled through time, to know what will happen so that they could influence Desmond's lineage into saving the world giving an ayy lmao bitch the world on a silver platter.

I read something just today: After WW1 the "Danzig corridor" has been given to poland, In 1939 the Polish Bolsheviks killed 58,000 German civilian in the corridor fallowed by the Bromberg Bloody Sunday where 5500 were executed, all this mind you because they thought the Anglo French Assurance Pact would help them defeat the Germans in case of a war, even the US of A gave their support to the Je…. Bolshevik.
Polish wanted a war with Germany, they wanted to take farms and lands from the Germans. This started WW2.

67.225.133.110/~gbpprorg/judicial-inc/Broomberg.htm

An apple of Eden will be wielded by Moses allowing him to perform said miracles

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Bonus track
Spoiler it faggot

The new CoD is not "back" to WW2, it's the [current year+2] vision of WW2.

AssCreed was inspired by the real-life Assassins but these days they're written as a bunch of hooded Antifas.
The current AssCreed lore is basically "every ideologue or politician I don't like is either a Templar or a Templar's puppet".

Maybe they will make Moses black instead?

The first person to be called "dick head" in ancient history.

How and why did a series about reliving the memories of an assassin ancestor through computer simulation become so convoluted? And then decides to mix a few episodes of Ancient Aliens in it?
Why didn't the aliens just leave the Earth, wouldn't that be easier than time travel?

This is fucking retarded.

what

What a perfect analogy for communism

I think the most retarded thing on the wiki is Al Gore being an Assassin. The rest is basically tinfoil shit with a leftist slant, but Al Gore elevates it to another level of retardation. Climate Change might as well be the Flat Earth theory of the left.

That's the point of the hijab though. Arabs have a hair fetish so intense that they have to force their women to cover their heads so they don't have to spend all day having boners

Why don't they just give every woman a goat to take out with her?

Did an AC game even come out last year?
I thought they abandoned the series.

Ubisoft decided to quite the yearly release model because Syndicate and Union sold like shit. They rightfully concluded that people were getting tired of the games and that the accelerated development pace was forcing them to release buggy, broken turds.

SMH, ackbar

First image sauce?

Hoe about playing as a TEMPLAR?

I'm actually surprised they didn't make him a nigger. Though:
So they're completely letting go of any history and making it full fantasy now? How does that fit with the previous games that at least vaguely took place in the real world?
Of course it is.
Funny thing is, Jews never even were slaves in ancient Egypt, it's a lie they invented for their holy books so that they would have a permanent claim on the region.

We had that already, they just made all the Assassins assholes and the Templar dindunuffin, multicultural good goys. Ubisoft writers are incapable of writing anything above high school level.

I think it's 1300 BC.

Seriously fuck these assclowns. The series died after 4 because they wouldn't give people more of what they wanted.

Hahahaha, good one, fellow memer! ;)

Well it's not my fault they're too retarded to write that in there.
"The 13th century" ALWAYS refers to A.D.
Always. Because people weren't fucking counting down the years towards the birth of Jesus before it happened. Nobody would have said it's "The 13th century" when it was 1300 B.C.
How would they have fucking known it's 13 centuries until the birth of someone.
Good god Ubisoft are retards.

To be honest Serbian American implies one of the parents was born in America. Tesla and all of his ancestors for a long line were born in Serbia, so I'll have to say the guy is right, he was just Serbian.

Anyway, let's assume they are illiterate and actually meant 1300 B.C. by their "takes place in the 13th century".
Even then, this game has zero historical accuracy, considering there was no Moses and the Jews were actually never slaves in ancient Egypt. Not only were they not slaves there, they literally did not exist there. They completely invented that. All historians agree on this that all evidence suggests there were NO JEWS in ancient Egypt.

Abraham wasn't father of all semites, he's only father of the Hebrews and Arabs. Other semetic groups aside from Abraham's progeny died out.

There's one thing that (((they))) hate more than a goy: a nigger jew.

The wild west setting might be for the new Far Cry.

Also nonwhite vikangz probably. What would AC be without historical revisionism.

Really? I thought they tried to prop up a nigger jew after Clinton lost?

Are Kurds semetic?

No, it proved SPECIFICALLY cuckchan Holla Forumsacks who SPECIFICALLY live in New York, one of the least white cities in USA, are mostly mongrels.
It's almost like you're fucking retarded.
Holla Forums Holla Forums is essentially entirely white, which is obvious, unless, of course if you are a fucking retard.
Pic related, it's you.

According to the lore Assassins have been fighting since the rise of Humanity and the assassins have been a thing on and off throughout the ages, by the series own admission AC I was only where the assassins reformed in a major way and is probably somewhere in the middle of the timeline that they have in mind

Now historically this is all BS, but of course not like ubisoft is concerned with historical accuracy or anything like it anyway.

Utter nonsense. The mods are kikes but that's about it. Obviously a lot of the shills are nonwhites too if you count them, but they're not "active users" since they come and go and it's their job to just troll the board.

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Nope, they're Indo-European surprisingly.

the devs jew up everything they touch. why would you want to play a jewed-up ninja game? I'd prefer a less pozzed developer make some sort of feudal japan asscreed clone

Why not a new Tenchu game?

My guess is that the main antagonist of LoU2 is a person named Dick Spencer who leads a group of white people into killing non-whites and raping white people. She punches him at the end and embraces communism while her male partner puts on a kippa.

That's an old pic.

It's ok in the rest of the world but they don't want them in Israel. 2 or 3 years ago there was a story about how Israel authorities were sterilizing jewish niggers who were coming from certain countries in Africa.

I can already see Margot's face

According to the behind the scenes of one of their games, they expressed interest in doing one, but they thought that it would be historically inaccurate. Ninjas weren't really hitmen, just low-class spies who had nothing to lose.

Did he fucking take a selfie inside a bathroom stall? WHY?

The Semitic Dream

Also the masked protagonist is revealed to be an over 40 year old antifa Jew once he takes the mask off. He has a giant beak and looks like he probably has AIDS too.

I remember the screams of anger, he was supposed to be the most QT skater husbando, like a CG Ye from AA.

Probably even funnier if people make mods about how Auschwitz really was, with the fucking swimming pools, brothels and other activities for the prisoners. Obviously total lack of gas chambers too.
Though, can you give source for the devs talking about bringing the holohoax into the games plot?

The fat fuck is literally still alive, why the fuck would they write a living person into an assassin in the lore.
Please help me retrieve my sides.

Because the entire series is liberal propaganda and has been from the very first installment.

Expecting a midboss named Shiloh Minneapolis.

You don't actually have to do anything to beat him though, wait for a few seconds and he dies of AIDs and internal contradictions.

She was already written into a lesbo in the first Last of Us games expansion DLC. Not just that but a race mixing lesbo who is into niggers. So, her partner in the second game is most likely to be a female negro Rabbi.

You clearly don't know much about AssCreed lore. It gets dumber.
assassinscreed.wikia.com/wiki/Karl_Marx
This is literally the exact opposite of what Marx believed.

got a source on that other than yourass.gov?

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Got a source on your claim that it's not? Considering it's a board about white nationalism, it's safe to suffice it's almost entirely white users. You claim the opposite but have zero proof. The burden of proof is on you cuck boi.

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Videogames

Inbreeding does that to you.

my trust for arab girls has been permanently damaged.
all the girls posted itt are half european and you can't prove me wrong

There's a mission in Syndicate where you help Marx deliver pamphlets telling workers to revolt against the factory owners, then he gets sad when the workers try and get killed.

the only reason i'm in this thread anymore is for hijab porn

Thank you I was waiting for someone to fucking mention this .

There's also the high probability that they're also going to throw around the word "Jew" and "Judaean" and "Israel" like candy despite the fact that those words date at earliest to the hellenistic period.

One of the most painful aspects of life.
Also, my ass is actually abnormally large for a man because I'm skinnyfat.

The real question is, will Kek make an appearance?

Except that's not true. It's a board for politics. It's userbase trends white nationalist. Different things.

I'm pretty sure I recall a couple people self-loathing that they are not white so yes it's not fully white and everyone there is anonymous anyway, most buzzfeed shills are there as well for their "scoops".

I smell a manlet.

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Yeah it's a few hundred years too early to be using the word "Israel"

Nah it's a board for anything "politically incorrect", not necessarily politics. The name of the board thus implies it's for anti-establishment ideologies, all of which are different forms of nationalism in todays western world.

I didn't say fully white, I said almost entirely white. Obviously there are some nonwhites there, but it's most definitely around 95% white users or so. Just a realistic estimate.
As for cuckchan Holla Forums, I don't know I don't go there, but from what I hear it's a real shithole. Still, /hwndu/ was only representative of 4chan New Yorkers.

This picture is literally bullying

I'd say it's 70% white 25% non-white and 5% shills who make 20% of posts.

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You're just salty we're whiter than you.

You're still wrong, friend.

I think you're wrong about me being wrong, friend.

WE

Your percentages are based off no datamining whatsoever. Sad.

WUZ
KANGZ
congrats on being this late

I'll admit, this is a problem I have, but that's due to having to duck through doorways.

SMART

I would make a poll asking race on Holla Forums if it wouldn't get me banned for datamining. I did see one such poll on there a couple years back, it was by nationality, and the largest group on Holla Forums was Americans, second largest was Finns, then Germans and the rest were small groups of varying European countries.
Safe to assume it's almost only whites, if we don't count the shills.

making an ass of "u" and "me".
But mostly u.

Motherfucker, when you're my height, you have to constantly be vigilant to ensure you don't hit your head on doorways, branches, pipes, ceilings, etc. I also need to open the sun roof on my car so I don't drive slouched over, but it rains all the fucking time. I stand up straight as much as I can when I'm given the space too.

God damn it. I mean to not too.

I say again:
SMART

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Most of my time I spend driving, but having to stick your head through the sun roof isn't a concept many people are familiar with. Even then, I have to duck to see the road once in a while because while my hood is reflective and designed in a way that allows me to see many things ahead of me upside down, it's generally unwise to rely on this method for navigation and the sheer quantity of pollen my area has gotten turned my car into a dull green.

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What if you changed its shape? Or carved it just a little bit.

LANKLETS WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?

because he's cool

i thought the she-boon game was alright

hurm, thought this would be ac empire. still, i am a huge asscreed fanboy and will undoubtedly be getting this.

I guess that it was inevitable that gaming had a far-left communist influence. Software engineeering was mostly shaped by eastern europeans and Russians after all.

You didn't get that level of pozz in Hollywood for a long time because Joseph McCarthy went after communists for refusing the platform of non-left people (sound familiar?). At least, according to John Wayne.

At least this time he's not on his knees…

I'M OVER 300 LBS, WHICH HEAVIER THAN MANUTE BOL, AND HE'S ALMOST A FOOT TALLER THAN I AM.

kind of sad, i really like wd2. only wish there were a mod to make marcus white, since playing a nog doesn't exactly immerse me.

you're a nog in san francisco. it can't much more insufferable and inconveniencing than that tbh.

there's a mission revolving around breaking into not-google's headquarters, so yeah you're not wrong on that aspect.

what are the chances they'll make trump into a templar? besides 99.9% certainty, that is.

Does that nigger have gigantism?

And stop whining you fucking faggot

GIGA NIGGA

he comes dat bol

Fucking niggers

if you spent half the time you spend on excuses doing posture exercises, you wouldn't be an autistic sloucher.

I met an arab girl living in Europe over a chatting app. non-muslim They seems to have a thing for white boys, no matter how attractive they are. Anyway she sent me her face and she literally looked like one of my arab male classmates from middle school. Fucking gross.

If you have to go non-white, either go for island gooks or less than 23 year old spics. I say younger than 23 because after that they always grow really fat and develop bad skin complexion for some reason.

They're called beaners for a reason.

That's quite a logical leap.

Spic women like to eat a lot when they are with friends and family. I have seen good looking women eat like a fucking Hippo when they are in parties.

Apparently, the tribe he's from is really tall. His father was 6'8" and mother 6'10". His grandfather was actually taller than him standing at 7'10".

I'm not going to sit by and be called a lanklet when I am far from it. Lanklets have Marfan Syndrome or gigantism and look really funky. I'm proportional.

Wanna trade? You can be the 5,8 manlet and I'll be the tall one bitching about the oh so low doorways. You fucking twat.

Honestly, I'd consider it. I find that the ideal height is around 6'5". Two meter mark is when you become a freak and over 6'8" is when you realize it after you start hitting your head on doorframes.

Fans getting what they wanted

Dude just be rich.

HOW

I don't follow.

Asians actually look like normal people with beards, I wonder why they normally don't grown them.

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Acquire acumen, homosexual.

Most can't, which is why it's a sign of status and maturity.

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It appears that the missing portion wasn't in the original either. To make in-game weapons easier and more authentic for both 2D and 3D artists, I imagine that 3D artists chunk up the weapon and someone is retarded and assembled it incorrectly.

If you look close enough you'll see that they just swapped the gun model. The front of the Carnifex was already cut in the original cutscene.
I really don't understand why they had to fuck up the weapon 3D model in the first place.

Avoid crediting the original team?

Now this is bait I can reply to.

I don't think it's a copyright issue since it's a Bioware game, every asset belong to the studio.
I wonder if the Carnifex got stuck in a frame of its folding animation, but even if that was the case, they would've fixed it in the 1.06 patch when they flipped the 3D model.

How could that have happened? It's a mystery wrapped in an engima.

A negroid protag wouldn't make any sense regardless. According to WE WUZ history Egyptians were 100% MELANATED NEGROID MOORS until the Arabs invaded and this is set six centuries after that.

According to Iran, yes. According to some Syrian-Kuwaiti guy on Krautchan's /int/, very much no. He really did not appreciate the thread in which that mangu was posted.

I can't tell if you're baiting because I actually agree with this statement and know a lot of people don't. They might blend in their ridiculous lore, but if you took all the AssCreed out of it, you'd have some excellently designed maps that are not only aesthetically pleasing, but historically accurate. They did an especially good job with Unity in that regard.

I assure you, there are plenty of Muslims, Pajeets and Spics posting here. That's why the quality is so bad.

What does it matter when said maps are devoid of any interesting content?

Man, fuck Holla Forums. Instead of laughing at dumb shit that you don't even play (and taking notes to avoid it in future), you absolutely MUST take it seriously and dump same, stale, shit-pills with red icing.
Hah!

Anyway, on topic
=WE==
Can't wait to witness Yakub's Bizarre Adventure. Hope ubi won't go full nintendo and I will be able to watch DSP playing it. Will protagonist start the game as dick washer?
Such a shame series turned into a complete mess. I really dig alternative history, but ubi went full retard.

An acquaintance once told me about a muslim he worked with ages ago, who ate pork with no problems. That muslim explained that after dusk allah can't see shit, so everything is halal.
And hell, in a right day, with a right rabbi, with a right knife, even pig will be kosher.

Because now we established that the fundamental problem with the series isn't historical accuracy. In fact, that's the best feature about the game. You can go to Rome, Florence, or Paris after playing and navigate the streets with ease because that's how accurate the city planning is.

But it is. The characters and events are taken wholly out of context, or warped beyond recognition. Just because they can map the environment right does not mean the games are not a gross misrepresentation of history.

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Gooks and Chinks have a real hard time growing them, its something to do with their genes. Japs on the other hand can grow facial hair fairly easily.

Are you black?

Ave Maria…

That's because Japs are actually part Ainu which are an aboriginal group native to the Hokkaido region and parts of Russia. Many of them were forcefully interbred into the Yamato population and have since lost most of their culture.
It's why Japs can have curled hair unlike other Asians as well.

Seeing this shit really makes me want to edit in more outlandish details just to see if they'd be kept in the wiki. I'm assuming half the staff hasn't even played an AC game so I'm sure they'll agree.