I'm the new

I'm the new
I'm the new new model

I got nothin' inside~

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Tempted to really get into Subnautica.

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It's pretty weird yeah
Overall a pretty good TI though despite OG being so shit.


Very good

Just distract yourself with something fun bae!

I'll be at work tonight... I just want mah pills blehh

Kinda wanna watch vampire loli but not enthousiasm for feature length film

I wanna watch lewd anime sluts fuck each other, but not really an entire film either

kojimbo is into some cool shit

youtube.com/watch?v=KnrGMHhnqrw

Wish had some neat sources.

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How frequently do you get new material?

who else here /chronic boredom/?

Nope

How long does bloodwork take fml

like a day or two, idk, i'm a tranny, not a doctor jim

Exactly :(

the struggle is real

I miss being a night owl because this heat during the day is fucking awful.

I live in arizona

I'd pick ebola over heat rash any day tbfh

winter is coming

hue hue

I wish there was a place in perma-autumn.

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Winter is best season

Too fat for life?

Y/N

if i wanted constant flooding id move to florida

yeah kill yourself

put on a few

The depression is chronic. The boredom's a side-effect.

It is preferable to stepping into a nuclear oven every day.


[Attention]

Shave your nasty little pre-teen happy trail.

that's fucking gross

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not best tummy

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Fuck


Thanks


Pre teen?

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i can get the appealing parts of that at least half the year

This

Ah sorry for bailing Welms sort of a mess, hope things work out for you! I am going to go for now, laters all

I'm sorry for being rude to you...

wow, heads up

I want a cuddle buddy :(

Have a good one Spoils.

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I have this weird craving right now to manly shit like chop a tree down in the winter shit and hunt and kill beasts with nothing but a bow or a spear, and build a home in the middle of the tundra, giving sanctuary to my waifu.

all while still being a qt grill

I thought you killed yourself

that movie was da bes

when was this

ive never had that urge

i thought our line of dialogue ended.

i wanna be the guy that makes practical special effects

Like, I'm so serious that it hurts lol

Last night, I said I didn't want to post because you were around
because you swooned over me and gave me affection while you were probably on perkasets
And you tried to molest me a little.

You heard me.

I know my bellies

We never had a dialogue going, ever


Explain yourself or I will dismiss your comment as purely motivated by the desire to troll

Squash is in heat. :^)

Please do. We can make a fun, gory, post-apocalyptic film all our own.


It looks cute. I haven't watched it yet and am just chopping up a music video.

Thanks again for streaming that Pirate movie. It was cute.


Whoops!

I would help if I was there.

👉👌

Or you could say it was quality head

When am I knot in heat?

oh no i did that to fuck with you. i do that to people

i told you to kill yourself. you said fuck

You're cute.

There's also some sound in your webm there.

Well fuck you then I'm not sorry at all you cunt

:(((((((((((((((((((((

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if your tummy is significantly less thick than your chest you look like you have a disease.


my job is actually at a prop making company (for promotional events). an employer would count that as experience, right?

mhmmmhmh. Mmmm. makes me wonder.

Puffy vulva

I'm telling on you

The hook up that got pissed because I couldn't make it once messaged me after 2 months.
What do I do?

Bellies pretty okay fetish.

this gives me a musical erection. might go to my first concert ever.

@Yan

do it

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You're in trouble
probably
maybe
soon
I told Squash

Hey I never said it was my fetish.

I can't change how big my rib cage is man!


Well I actually shaved all over today so your comment is moot

It's not your rib cage.
You look like a fucking holocaust victim.

No.


Nnnnnnnyuck-nyuck!


Aw, yeah. I fixed it in case I ever wanna upload again for some reason. I'm not cute! I'm not even spattered in blood!


I think it would count, sure. Are you involved in the fabrication process? Cute gif, btw.

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That could be arranged.

neat

let the record show that Yan has made sexual advances on me. he said that if i wanted him to do a good job that i would have to let him give me oral sex

I thought I looked fat

:O I dont speak texan!!!!???

fuck yes.

You obviously don't and are just fishing for complements.

i did a little in Ireland, which is where the workshop is. and i do repairs sometimes. also i can draw, which i think would be handy.

shieet sabs. i should put together a portfolio and lie on my cv a little about how much experience i have. send it off to a bunch of indie studios. it would be the best job ever.

LIES, LIES AND SLANDER

He's not that thin.

she's small but somehow has all the features of chub

how

uhhh don't show up?

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he also said that he wanted to eat my ass. this is for the record.

Am I thin enough for you, Gilligan?

you look like you got hit by a truck and it just smushed your belly

asian

That is such an obvious lie that I will not even bother with a response beyond this pre-written macro response

How do I fix this then?

No.
Lose like 120 pounds.

Ew ew ew

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you literally cant make this shit up

Can we just ban them?


I like my pounds.

Hi sugar low fat diet with no exercise.

Is that a threat? Fun! :D


That's not Texan, silly. That's Three Stooges.


No.


Sounds good enough to me! And it's not lying. It's padding. ♥

wtf

No i'm not getting in that.

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N-no, I wasn't... nevermind.
I think we have different ideas of fun.

It looks better in the thumbnail

If you have a girl pee pee, just show it ugh

Chop off your arms and legs.
Then don't eat for three weeks.
Or drink.

It doesn't look good to begin with.

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Obligatory,

Maybe you would be thinner if you cut off your abysmal sass.

i like to tuck my hot rod between my legs too

I said better!!

I love these

My rib cage looks like that too. That is not how you take a picture of it. Laying down and using that angle makes it look about as big as it possibly could, which you were probably going for to contrast it with your waist, but most people think that looks icky.

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I am not up on my stooges :/

Can I just do sit-ups or what should I do?


This isn't meant to be lewd! I want this to remain tummy focused!

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Seriously.
Can the Canadian leave?

I am at the perfect weight of 143 so with the smallest amount of exercise, I look comfortably toned.

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lol it wasnt meant to be lewd guys

New pics tonight y/n?

this canadian is doing it wrong.

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Isn't it Rin?

yes of course

Scoots, when are you going to actually be someone instead of a meme?
I miss when you were actually fun.

silly question elma

Whoever it is they need to stop fishing.

of course not

Learning how to recognize an acceptable picture is really the only step you would need. It would be easier if you exercised more or something though. Personally, I'd ask for you to stop shaving too, because you look 14.

I'm only one person and I'm laying in bed I don't know how to take better pictures of myself

What's a better angle?


Elma I'm not posting pics for a bunch of guys to jerk off too I'm looking for criticism

You and me have different goals here lol

I do just enough core exercises so I have a defined stomach.
It literally takes no effort for me.


I'll take that as a yes.

lol ok. I'll be back after work.

With a vengeance.

/action movie music


I don't do it for that either. I have my own reasons.

It's not, it's 10x
you can tell from the filenames

Here are some instructions

Erin said you can talk to her on FB
She's on right now if you still didn't ask what you wanted.

No, come back! We'll backyard wrassle with razor wire and baseball bats covered in rusty nails and chains!


Don't worry about it, Skoozaz. I still love you!


Weeeeeeeeeeeeak.

When was this?
I am only ever a "real person" with a select few on different media platforms.
This is a place of shitposting and memes.
Why bother being serious?
When you get serious here, serious anal aches occur.

mhmhmhmhm. the city i live near is pretty indie and artsy. time 2 google.

are you having a good day? i spent a disgusting chunk of mine laying on the sofa in my kitty hoodie. this thing is amazing.

...Sabs are you trying to seduce me?

not gay enough.

Atleast there is that

Please, come on, just stop.

I don't know. You use to be kind of funny and shit.
Now it's just "lol u mad" all the time.

So deep. So mysterious.


Tsundere as usual~

How's erin?

It's always hard to tell with things like this. I want to say you're trolling, but I've known too many people who are just actually this bad at getting compliments.


Go for it, because this is an embarrassing display.


Angle depends partially on the person, but really, if you have a phone camera just take a few hundred until something turns up. You can set timers. you can record video and take a frame. You can just click around a lot. It's not rocket science.

post yours

Don't be a bigot.

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bigot smiles is at it again

every
day

everyday

Is that fucking 10X

no wonder he doesn't want to show peepee his is barely the size of a large grape

10x is a fucking idiot.

10X is a ginger

It's not bigoted to say that there isn't such a thing as a girl penis. A penis is a penis, regardless of gender.


Post yours

Hm. I've had a very unproductive day, which is making me feel kinda guilty and depressed. Is the kitty koat soft?


"Seduce", "lure into a cage match of death"...same thing, right?


Needs more wieners?


I feel like I haven't done anything all day. Kinda bummed about that. But it's supposed to rain this weekend! Can't wait. I hope it rains while I'm at the lake. It always makes me happy.

I just assumed it was one of your many fetishes.

I would like to see an example of said period so I can know what you mean.
I also find the "you mad" a touch fun. But I can see how it is perceived as so.
I dont know. Words. I am not a steady person.

EVERY. FUCKING. DAY.

you first


maybe.

Wow.
Sounds like you need to go to a forced political correctness camp to make you a perfectly healthy and enlightened SJW.

Get online.

Now this is how you take a picture that turns out well.

It was supposed to be a secret that I was ginger! Yan!!


Eh? Not receiving compliments well?

Admittedly I put no effort into taking good pics so that's a pretty fair criticism


You are! You absolutely are, but it's OK!


What are you so mad about squishles~?

Just a few time you would actually make points against someone. Kind of lost your bite.

...Sabs pls

Except Tomorrow theme is so much better than Dark :3

edgy

He never really had one to begin with.
It's like a mix of barely controlled seething rage, questionably functional autism, and spam.

Then why did you lay down on your bed and frame it like an erotic picture instead of just taking a selfie in a mirror? You put effort into taking pics, just not effort into taking a good one? Seems like the worst of both worlds.

Tomorrow has white textboxes.
So it's annoying.

very soft. and i'm not wearing anything under it so i get 100% softness. it's so nice to be able to feel cute.

/hug. do one little creative and productive thing and then you will feel like you've earned being a lazy. that's what i do at least.

I operate on a very strict you first policy.


Online

Oh, in the quick reply?

Did you take this picture from me? :3

No, I'm not.
I actually hate you.

You and me both. I feel the day is wasted. EVen though I had a meeting and cooked for the fam.
Feels terrible. Urgh, latent feels filtering into current feels.
Rain at the lake? So it cools down and ploops the surface like a poetic thrum?


Happens yo.
Maybe I am overworked.
Maybe I need a worthy nemesis in thread.
Maybe I need a hiatus.
Maybe I need to be more happy.
Maybe I need to be hit by a train.
Who knows. But heres my number, so call me maybe.

I hardly notice the difference, honestly.

i dont remember this one

At least I'm not so edgy that I stabbed someone with a trident. Who does that?

Good pet.


Yeah.

Damn hipsters.

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Dream on, I have my own sources!

You were in a blind rage, I'm not surprised that you don't.

it don't work that way.

Moogs killed a guy.

You very sorely misunderstand

I was naked, in bed, when I decided to take a picture so it would have been more effort to go to the bathroom and take a pic there


How could you hate me I haven't talked to you in months and months? I can't even remember the last time we spoke?

heeeeeerrrrrrrrroooooooooo

Hmph

The thing's massive.
It's best you didn't see it.

I don't even know who you are
But I hate you

seems likely to be honest

youre next

I always liked that one.


And how much effort have you expended explaining yourself since then? Have you gotten any helpful answers? No? Well maybe you should have taken a bathroom mirror selife. I guess you'll know for next time. Not that you won't do the same thing again next time.


Hey Boobutt.

not the ones she likes and wants.

No wonder you want to see my penis so badly.


You don't wanna joust with chainsaws? What happened to you? You used to party.


Hnnnnnnnnnnnnnng

Is making useless webms from other people's work creative? probs not Maybe I'll try to write something later or take a pretty photo.


Did you make curry? :3
The rain sounds great on the water, and it releases this smell from the hot, dry concrete in the slips that's so magical and unique.

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is this from the only canon hunger games

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Don't make me beat you.

That was an okay movie.
But it's a pathetic threat.

gonna shower ill be right back

Winter is coming. It can stay warm for the next 3 weeks and then just get cold. Heh. Cold is preferrable.
I did make said curry, with homemade garlic bread and a gratin.
Was rather good, but then again I would say that.

Were people bitching about newbie camwhores?

Like, come on, everyone has to learn the basics somehow.
Some people are just not as quick to clue in as others.

Oh yeah?

No, the canon ones are separate. You'll know it's not canon if there's a "misc" in the filename. Those are a compilation of all the games I played after.

no, well, i'm wearing underwear and jeans because it's cold. but i'm not wearing a shirt. so it's right on my skin.

i had an idea for a story today in the shower about a singer songwriter who tries to build a flying machine with his songs. it sounds obtuse but i think it'll make sense if i write it down. ?

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Stop trying to revv me up

I guess nobody was in the coddling mood. It's a rough life out there.

Mmhm.

A lot of people learn best by example anyway. :^)

Now I'm just hurt that you don't even save my pictures.

Feel free.

Don't encourage him.

I prefer winter too, which here probably feels like your early autumn. Things feel more real in the cold, and the air feels cleaner. Plus I'm not roasting alive, which is nice.

Oh, and winter fashion. :3


Still hot.

That sounds like a cute story. It's something different and uniquely you.


o bby!

Must say a lot about how shit you are lmao

I have done before!

Why not? Are they not attractive enough for you?

But Tsuchi...

...are you actually?

Winter fashion is best fashions. Coats and accesories to the nines

More Guro pls

You couldn't if you tried.

i was sitting around earlier in just my boxers and the jumper. but then it got cooold.

link me something if you decide to write or take pretty pictures, ok?

I still want your folders!

I take just naturally take pictures on my back that don't make me look more anorexic than I am, so I don't really know how to show him how to improve.


Tokai would argue some very different things about my legs and tummy. :^)

At the very least you could make him feel bad.

I'm too nice for my own good.

Yeah, but I'm not going to post camwhore pics of my body without my lover's consent, so...

Don't worry, I give my consent.

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Naw. Sorry for the confusion. I just thought we had a fun "I'm going to run at you with a whip made of razor wire because we're both weirdos" thing going. :3


Yeah! Layers and boots and scarves and junk!


I promise.

Too bad you aren't my lover, eh?

Have you been cheating on me?

And hats. And then there is the de-layering when you get inside, kind of like unwrapping a gift. Revealing a dashing outfit below.

i was sent here to control your sadomasochistic flirting, you're scaring my very delicate bf

I was hoping you were single so I could attempt to smash IRL

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i have no fashion. i wear sweaters and old jeans and sometimes hoodies.

do you hate me now?

Yan has made sexual advances on me. he said that if i wanted him to do a good job that i would have to let him give me oral sex

Thank God you don't have to rely on your non-existent business acumen for success.

He sucked my dick

NA aint shit, fuck your servers

Yes.
With a black woman named Shaniqua.
She even calls me "massah" and Uncle Tom during our time accurate roleplay.

Oh yeah, you live in Ontario, don't you...

Did you pay in chicken tendies?

Just once in my life, I want to go to the type of party where a gentleman takes your coat as he announced your arrival to the room.


Hey, all I wanted was for us to face off in a post-apocalyptic gladiatorial pit. If he interpreted that as flirting, then I think you gotta gore fiend on your hands, girl.


Of course not! Cutie scruffy boy. ruffles your hair

I didn't ask for your life story, dude.

cummies

you should have

When we get the food van, we will host dinner parties. You will get a real mink coat for the occasions.

AWwww yeah! I'm gonna dress like a Kennedy girl before the unfortunate trip to Dallas!

I'd rather have your previous life story.

Hyouka
FO4 DLC

Which :D

Nah.
You're gonna end up like the Kennedy that got part of her brain scooped out and spent the rest of her life as a vegetable with no one ever visiting her out of embarrassment.

Neither.

heeeeee. i actually shampood it today and didn't brush so it is scruffy and everywere.

Oh my, how fancy!!!
I do love love love that vintage style.

Mhmmm I have my own apartment and enough money so that I could take you out and stuuufff if you wanted ^^

tbh i think i knew that

Okay!

i was a pretty princess

Buy a bat and go beat up hobos.

3rd game as Dva and my ult wins the game twice.
Fucked ranked. I got this shit.

So fucked up. Thanks for reminding me of reason #4,530 I hate that family. Jackie was just a snazzy dresser.


Good boy!


Surprise him some time by wearing hockey pads with spikes and an eye patch and chasing him into the bedroom with a chainsaw. ;D

What happened to that?

what the fuck dude

You'll make the Netherlands white again.

Going out for dinner is always a tempting offer.

But I'd hate to feel as though I'm leading you on, lol.

man, i would do shit for some dank trees right now

meds went up and i been crawling out my skin and smonking trees is the only thing that's helped

♥♥

Go do your second amendment thing for Trump.

Would you do that with just affirmations of "if i say ur cute ur cute"?

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Shoot Clinton?
Nah. I don't want to spend the rest of my life in solitary confinement in a maximum security prison being denied the most basic of human rights.
All hail overlord Clinton.

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i died hating everything

history repeats itself

mugen

200mg zoloft, akathisia, no trees

what do

Does my name read GarEE?

I think I could seduce you

I'm, like, super charming in person


Why don't you snort a whole mess of cocaine? That will calm you down~

No gu fo u scoo

How did I miss you? 'Specialy when you're postin' our waifu.

Skoobar, you dress like Jackie too. Let's both rock some pillbox hats.

I'll kill her.

Yes.

i am a clean man

jerk off

your apothecary skills are bested by none

Kill all the porch monkeys so I won't pursue them obvs.

booze maybe

Send drugs.

I hope so.

I usually keep pretty firmly to my morals, so I'm not entire sure.
Either way it seems like fun.


I!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GAY@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

Then why do you wear the mask?

thx my problems are forever ameliorated

You're responsible for their pain.

Some darling gloves and pearls? She did wear those right?
I feel a need to watch mad men.

glad i could help

wanna snuggle with you and a ukelele singing stupid songs

You heard moogs
Lets go

do i get a haircut lads

try a mask

i don't do that gay touch yourself shit soz hunni

i like my face though

I would. That much hair must be a bother to keep clean all the time.

gdi don't cuck me in public

I-I was just giving you a sick burn...

triggered

Do you have someone who is poking you IRL or online only?

Just wanna know what I'm up against here


You look homeless :c

Since they're only 3/5 of a person, do I get 3/5 the prison sentence or will it be brought down to animal cruelty and just a $1000 fine?

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im in a home though
idek who you are

YES SCOOTS

you can touch, maybe, but i don't.

Ram > Rem

What is even going on in this?

You'll end up single.

YOUR WAIFU DOESN'T EXIST! :^)


Hail satan

Online only at present, unfortunately.

anime is gawbade

gawbage

I've been saying that they need to put you in a home for years. I'm glad that they followed through on that.

-pet-

shitpost

uhhhhh

Sad anime girl looking into a different apartment
Then looks at her phone
Idk

brb touching my waifu

She heard John gave a girl a pearl necklace and demanded one of her own, yes. I really liked Mad Men,but it'll be a while before I ever rewatch it. It was so melancholy!


Ok. Ya gotta wear kitty koat, though. Is non-negotiable.

Just think of how many blacks would be out of prison if murder of a black person was brought down to a $1000. Black on black crimes, etc.

arethere things you can not prove if so can you prove that you can not prove it

whoah

There's nothing shameful about living in a nursing home. It's okay. They can take care of you there.

i want one of those kitty beanies for winter. summer's already starting to wear down here. will you support my decision to buy more cute kitty clothes?

You can't prove or disprove that there isn't a unicorn stalking you right now.


Jeez, this would directly help with the complaints of #blacklivesmatter

awh god damnit jimmy

rip ;_;

New.

butlike axiomatically

Yeah, there are a few shows I am like that with. Some arent even because they are "sad" or anything. It can be because of a botched finalé or just, I dont know, other disappointments.
And Jackie was too forgiving.
I suppose she hadnt really much other option than to stay really.
I am not the strongest John fan to be honest. As I have stated in past.