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the losers didnt come from me
By... training your body in both? I can't tell if you're serious.
Do people actually still use hair gel?
School starts back up in less than a week so I'm crying inside, but outside of that my day's been alright. Fixed my lawn mower and got drunk at something called Taste of Peoria where loads of restaurants set up stands and sell small portions of food for cheap. Conked out for a few hours, woke up two hours ago.
Lame is what we were going for, I believe.
You posted open links. Pretty shameful honestly.
My brother does.
No, this would be literally Bebop.
Why would he even...?
but only good people came from my links
the bad ones crawled in from other posters
i guess so?
He has that haircut with the short sides and the long thing in the middle that you slick back. We live in a city so it's pretty common.
I believe that you believe that that's true.
If only Obamaboy could save us from the upcoming presidential car crash.
freezing at night
sweltering in the day
go do your typing thing
well i am bored
Does your family not like AC?
I will enter the Wu-Tang, thank you very much.
cream make the money yall
I have something similar but I don't need gel for it.
i live in the mountains
no AC up here
Yeah, spit works just as well.
shame on a nigga who try to run game on a nigga
run buck wild with the trigga
wearing wax or gel is a bad idea here, it melts
Wow, that sounds fun. We have a seafood fest annually at the beach which is pretty neato. Except the beach/sun part of course. #ginger problems
I've come to learn that crying on the outside feels better btw. What ended up being the problem with the mower? I used to love fixing up small engines.
do it or I'll forbid you from posting Remilia
live and uncut, styles unbreakable, shatterproof
To the young youth, ya wanna get gun? Shoot!
BLAOW! How you like me now? Don't fuck the style
Do ya wanna getcha teeth knocked the FUCK out?
Wanna get on it like that, well then shout!
How goes the name change, by the way? Get any of the paperwork?
because it doesnt get THAT hot i guess
btw i still use some gel thing to give myself a quiff
If I brush enough after a shower it stays. I might also use some hairspray if it doesn't want to play nice.
I am multi tasking!
We can play some filthycasualwatch for a bit if you like.
Blade was stuck in a root, had to take the blade off to get the mower out of the way and also bend the blade back into shape just a little. Only took an hour.
I probably should too, but I'm hardly able to convince myself to brush my teeth in the morning.
I have it on good authority that everybody poops, so you could try that instead I guess.
You are shaming Remilia with that conduct
I am appalled
Who got it stuck in the first place?
sure maybe? you want to?
im brushing my teef right now
Me. I've mowed over that root a hundred times and never had a problem.
At least you were able to get to the root of the problem right away.
Just hop on when you feel like.
You need to stop and reverse.
I will try to do better.
I'm not going to turn around and poop on your head, if that's what you're proposing.
brushing teeths is super important.
Now go do your work, final warning
I got fucking 13 gold medals that game and we still lost. Asians fucking succ.
tfw 19 gold medals and can't carry these shitters
If only I weren't too weak-willed to floss.
It's tough out there in the special olympics, but I have faith that you'll lead a close to normal life.
Now he is distracting you with his bullshit here. You must stop.
whew... potg so ez
I downloaded the forms. I was mostly just looking it up yesterday just to see how much it was out of curiosity.
Soon. I have to figure out what I want to do with my middle name too. Daddy issues and all that. grr
Ah, that's not too bad. I assumed it was more of a mechanical issue^^
God don't fucking remind me.
I had to sponsor a woman for the Special Olympics, and holy fucking shit was she retarded. Thank god she stayed in my co-sponsors room.
I was basically feeding off her misery from it.
Well, middle names aren't really that indicative of gender, so you wouldn't have to change anything if you didn't want to. Also nobody cares what your middle name is.
You're a good man.
got the epic tea bag spray achievement too!
I wouldn't say that.
I was voluntold to do it.
well you're a cuck
The people reading your resume don't have to know that. You are the pinnacle of altruism.
You're the one that let someone bang his girlfriend.
Like I'd ever fucking put that on my resume.
"I've worked with retards before, that's why I think I'm a perfect match with your company's work environment."
well that's a lie
Good point. I do work with users on a daily basis. They're also basically retarded.
I thought we were having a bullshit spouting competition ;^)
Kaybe no more. It's time to stop.
Everybody here does.
This is true I suppose. It's usually optional or reduced to the initial anyway now that I think about it.
I had filthy frank in mind.
kanra wanna come play with me and testy
You have lost them, no more Remilia I am very disappointed.
oh, right, maybe. how goes it anyways koreo
is filthy frank from perth? i heard he was but i dunno
Not as much as I am on you for linking the wrong person.
But I am doing it right now as we speak.
All I know is that he's Australian.
oh my god I didn't notice
It is time to atone for my mistake
Danish culture is very fixated on appearance, making hair gel pretty mandatory if you're a dude
That is what happens when you spend too much time with him. You become stupid too.
Halfheartedly at best
You mean "frick" off, since you are so mature~
A mislink, it was meant for Darwin's post
It's too late, you're in a conversation now.
It is currently the most effort I have put in at all.
putting effort into ones appearance pulease
A start, keep going
You have to compensate for all of these deaths.
I am not sure what kind of hairdresser/barbers they have there but you can do a lot without needing hair products.
I am actually starting to pick up the pace. I think I can feel a bit more at ease.
They are all completely unrelated I swear
Good, this pleases me to hear and see.
He is making it worse.
It's unfair to be such a muthafuckin rarity
Don't worry, your hair is wonderful.
That's one well-dressed Pepe.
Rarity is worst pony, it is unfortuante
I thought you went to bed?
and now am I awake again. I rarely sleep for very long.
And Trixie is the best.
alright I need to stop before he gets mad at me again
Good morning, how was your sleep?
it was alright. did what it was supposed to do I suppose.
goggles why is it fucking raining
hair that we bear rarely be a scare you see
zarya. I don't know if you were in the game but I played against a team that used like 4-5 dvas and I was the only one who switched to zarya and even with just one we were able to stop them at the first point.
Boo this game is awesome u weere wrong about it
maddie go to bed.
I hate those times when you close your eyes and then open a few seconds later and it's morning.
Because evaporation and the water cycle.
that's usually how it goes. I don't dream very often so it's pretty much just like a little blackout.
In the middle of something.
don't be crude.
my mind just fucking exploded oh my god
I had a dream that I found a few thousand dollars sitting at a random payphone on the street.
I'm writing a letter :/
Pick up after yourself.
yooo bro all i got taught about was friggin rainbow snakes and how the emu was a colourful bird before it flew up and got burnt by the sun. abbo knowledge
see dreams like that are horrible because you wake up and it's disappointing for just no reason. I prefer dreams where horrible shit is happening and you wake up and get to feel relief.
stop with those looks.
I'll write your letter, missy.
i need someoone to change me because I shit my pants
i dont like that hero
how many hours are you in
you havent ran out of content yet probably
tell me if you need help <3
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well she's a dva counter so someone should pick her.
well that kinda worked?
That is some fucky embedding
I started at like
11 or something
I was playing this no man's sky shit and I been playing it for like 6 hours I guess with just the soundtrack and decided I wanted to burn right so I got a lil sidetracked and got the music going up in the background and started playing the game again
And the first song I picked was some pink Floyd, and as soon as the song started playing, I discoverred this stone that had a word on it and the word was 'echoes' like the fucking Album
Good movie though.
Good movie though.
how you uh
how you doin there
How about the rainbow fish?
I remember putting all the money into a suitcase type of container and holding with me then I felt myself waking up and was too scared to tense my hand because I would realise that I'm not holding anything.
i really enjoyed it
i seen the book, i can't remember it doe
of course I need help. I need all the hlep I can get.
when I have a dream where I have something I don't have in real life it's always really small stuff, like maybe I have some console I don't have, or even something as stupid as a few bags of candy or whatever and then I wake up and it's just horrible.
at least youre having fun
i figured you were jerking off when you wrote that ambiguous 'im doing something'
not writing a letter
Alright this time I shall focus, I promise.
Close this tab. I will close it with you.
I've had a few where I have created/invented something that has been really successful or popular and when I wake up I can never remember what it was.
What are you writing though?
im assuming its for your dad?
yeah. backup plan = letter
like, this shit is going down.
I have never had that one as far as I know. seems even more soul crushing than the owning something you don't have in real life.
I have to wait for him to do it as well, so that is not applicable.
Maybe it's a sign that you can do great things?
you know I don't have that. see ya.
I want to cum inside goggles and ikt
if I was going to do anything great I think I would have done it by now.
lol, sup cunt
You just haven't reached your peak, yet.
pretty sure I hit that a while ago and it was devastatingly unimpressive.
Goggles dont ignore me you piece of shit
you're no better than a double AA battery
mah nigga dags
tfw you finally get the pre-workout memes
I think I still have places to be and things to do.
whats up dude
how u feeling
as in right now? or just in general?
not in australia ;p
Soto post something funny
So you started lifting now too?
Just trying to wake up
What's up with you SD?
No, not in Australia.
oh, good. yeah I'm sure I'll do something eventually if I don't get the ole liver damage.
Same, went to sleep pretty late last night.
Probably should brew some coffee.
How are you?
Reminds me of Desu
What you up to man?
Have fun with it :3c
So happy it's pay day and leg day
Also almost the weekend
so it is.
I want to lick this tummy.
I don't know anymore.
Buy a new liver.
Eh.. trying to have a good time but certain people just don't want that to happen.
moar pls ♥
I wanna poke it
you have any idea what livers go for these days? apparently I can't even count on that happening though because you need some seriously sustained drinking to do damage. ugh.
What's up bard
Best part of the day
I want to pull the panties down till I can just barely see the top
Isn't it called pickling your liver or something along those lines?
that would be passing out at the end of it.
never heard that term.
youre pretty good
Sleep is the worst part
to each their own.
im building a cute folder of blondie <3
Ah, I need to take a few days off gym because I broke my lower back again.
Must be something else, then. Don't worry.
I do very little but worry.
well, I guess you've just gotta try? What would you do if you went somewhere and ended up disappointed? Would you come back? I dunno, I might be able to work overseas soon, I don't think I can see myself living out of aussie permanently though, it's home yo.
Not much how about you buddy
;-; it sucks right?
Oh god damn how'd you do that?
How are you doing today Goggles? ^^
SHES SO PERFECT
I don't know.
How are you?
What about that one song by Mr Marley.
I really don't know what I'm planning to do, but I know I will do something.
I am doing okay.
If only I could sleep and be awake at the same time
Just got home
didn't work out so well for him, dude is dead now.
rarity is shit tier
I was carrying some things to my friends place in my backpack and that weighed down on my lower back which had just healed from gym.
You don't know how people are not allowing you to have fun?
Eh, living it slow and being bored.
I don't have too much of her.
Need to cap more.
i want moar
How much do you way? >.>
Ah that sucks man
Get better soon!
I'm starting to have a hard time waking up before work and going. Those extra 2-3 hours are so fucking good
Carry me in OW please ;-;
Holy fuck my brain still isn't on
What's good Boo
Not a whole lot. Waiting for my phone call.
Yeah, I've been pretty prone to that for a while now, I think I should just chill it out a bit more often with it.
Know that feel, I barely woke up a few days ago to meet a few friends per promise because bed was too comfy.
Good morning shiro ~
how are you feeling?
Everybody dies, unfortunately.
I don't know why they don't want me to enjoy myself.
I'd say that's quite a relief.
What did you want to do to have fun in the first place that was restricted?
Ehhh, depends on who you are.
I wanted to smile.
Why would anyone tell you not to?
So anyway, do anything cool?
Tempted to be a dick and call you so you get your hopes up ^^
What's the call for?
So fucking good man. I can sleep forever in my bed
Doing good. Trying to get hyped for the gym
Pre-workout is kicking in
Beat you too it
Also didn't answer my question
Who do you main now?
I'm calling all gods of power
Come on Odin, Thorr, Baldr, and Tyr
I need you motherfuckers I need you
Oh, youre off to the gym?
ill root for you
Don't want to talk about it?
Not really, just played some csgo and ordered new computer parts.
Longest I've managed to go for is 18 hours, but the headache afterwards wasn't worth it.
My compass gets a little aimless when I do.
Overhauling for anything specific?
The original idea was to change my A10 6800k and R9 270x to i5 6600k and GTX 1070, but then I just decided to build a whole new one for the heck of it, all of this just because some open world games run horribly with my current setup.
mercy diva ana
mercy diva mei ana
To preorder No Man's Sky or to not preorder.
No clue really, I don't have the hype for that game.
its already out silly
I have all of it.
Nani!? I thought it came out on the 13th?
Checked a video of it, seems interesting.
I'm just waiting for Dishonored 2 and maybe the new Deus Ex.
that is for pc right?
i would reccomend it if it comes with benefits!
It's pretty fun
I havent wanted to leave the planet yet bth
Deus ex is released in Aug.
That's a lot of fizz.
Was the last DE any good. I never got into it myself.
You get a free basic ship straight up. I've wanted to get it for that since I would buy it anyway but I have also considered waiting for the reviews.
What do you think of it?
It was pretty enjoyable considering you could play it through with multiple different tactics, kind of a sucker for stealth games.
It's released in aug. It's a game about augs. It's a deus ex conspiracy.
Discord kills the threads.
Every eqperince should be unique they say
I spawned on a toxic planet and I love it here
after like 7 hours of running aroun collecting materials, I just upgraded from the very very first ship which is kinda lame but better thann othing
if you can have music in the background it is one that I think can eat uip a good
couple of hundred hours
but that is my own experience of course ahaha
The graphics are kind of iffy
and it's very
still not soon enough.
Game about Steyr AUGs?
I wasn't tinfoil hatting enough when I was playing HR and I had to fight that one boss with augments turned off.
Stealth is all kinds of fun when you get it right but from what I've seen in skyrim, can be really boring if you're too good.
It makes me worry when people had doubts over how many hours you could pull out of it. I want to remain positive on it.
You got my hopes up and crushed them.
Same thing with all Fallout games, but it's fun in Payday 2 or the old Splinter Cell games.
mgsv really nailed it this time around
Stealth is just fun you know? I've never been able to describe why to anyone else. It's just a test of precision and technique etc.
Hello there, Kuro Neko.
Never played any MGS games, but wasn't the newest one run 'n' gun?
It's all about the thrill of getting caught.
not at all
not sure where you heard that one
Ooh, that's an interesting answer. It got me excited.
I can't find anything good to watch
What are you in the mood for?
A good laugh
Just saw some webm of it with an attack helicopter shooting things into pieces, that's not very stealthy if you ask me.
All about that Payday 2 and framing frame mission day 3
are you saying there should be no helicopters in stealth games
I watched some Rick and Morty on Netflix at a friends place last night. That was really funny.
You could also listen to the Night Vale, it's a pretty interesting podcast with some good laughs. Arrested development and Superstore. Plenty of things.
Helicopters that annihilate enemies in stealth missions, that are on the stealth side.
That's kind of like Splinter Cell Blacklist where you call in an airstrike, not very stealthy.
teemo is hard to play
You mean Maokai.
Sleep is death.
I love heliflaps
Did you ever try Project Reality for bf2?
Sleep is love, sleep is life.
I can't use Netflix right now so I decided to watch code monkeys on YouTube
YouTube's copyright bullshit is so annoying though
I can't find a version that's not sped up or zoomed in/out
That was the gif I was talking about