Reminder that since we have never seen mario's bare arm again after this official ad...

Reminder that since we have never seen mario's bare arm again after this official ad, it's canon that he has a tribal tattoo

Why aren't his arms blue?

It could be a temporary tattoo, considering Nintendo's child friendly image.


Why isn't your dick blue?

Who says that's Mario and not just a paid model in makeup?

because he isnt sonic

MARIO'S ARMS AREN'T FREAKIN TATTOOED

SONIC'S ARMS AREN'T FREAKIN BLUE
Luckily Sega listened after CWC's completely rational protest where he maced a gamestop employee

I think tribal tattoos are cool sometimes but that poor GBA is still as hideous as I first saw it way back.

Noted.

Makes sense, he is an Italian from New Jersey.

Tribal tattoos are for retarded dudebros and actual tribal ooga boogas

Fixed that for you.

I think all body mods are shit with the exception of a very small range of tattoo genres and tribals are only half good because they're only good in video games.

I-t's-a me! Guido Mario!

Well he is an actor.

Pretty sure he's from New York.

Mario was always a guido, just a nice guido.

what is the small range of tattoo genres you don't think are shit?

Hey, I had that Gameboy. Still do, actually.

Yeah, Galo-a Sengan!

Why aren't his arms red?

He's from Brooklyn.

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Yeah okay

Is it bad that I see Loss in that tattoo?

L O L

IT'S-A ME A, DON'T-A FUCK WITH ME.

This is a lore thread you uncultured swine

Does Mario have Parkinsons or does the handgun have eyebrows?

I would let Mario cradle me in his big beefy spaghetti man arms

He shoots dobsons.

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So Mario has an Aberrant Dragonmark?

Real marios have blue arms

Reminds me of those "block wear" shirts the niggers at my school would wear. Blends right in with the Popeye holding hundred dollar bills and spongebob smoking a blunt shirts.

DELETE THIS

Obviously the gun uses coin filled clips.

Who is the Mario version of Chris-chan?

Yeah I saw that Twitter post too, OP.

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what Tattoo does Mario have Holla Forums?

Where is it from? The Mario trivia cards?


His arm looks dirty, fucking disgusting.

The nose gave him away!

0/10, mario a shit character

Is that gun Jewish

this

What were they thinking? Was it Nintendo's mid-life crisis?

Who says Canon? Kill yourself op

Dude he's Italian. Give him an SPQR or a Fasces.

le racist maryo

BLUE ARM FAGS LEAVE

Casio master race

DELETE THIS!

Daily reminder that all Mario characters are actors acting in play-like games.

Is there any indication that it's a permanet tattoo?

making it even more likely that he has a tribal tattoo

He's refering to a sonic the hedgehog game, where they painted his arms blue and made a lot of autists angry.

The needle was dirty and he got HIV.
Remember kids, it's okay to have HIV!

Why the fuck were tribal tattoos ever fucking popular

Niggers and white trash.

3PAC had yet to cure Ebola during that time

Rednecks

Who the fuck was Mussolini, then?

Muh dick

Tattoos by the by for centuries have been a sign of toughness.
In the modern era however it is mostly the sign of being a tool regardless of the design.
Tribal tattoos in particular got popular because they resonated with idiots.
A unique tattoo would require imagination and would probably be asked about adnausem.
With a tribal tattoo you pretty much know the story just by looking at it, it is in most cases just a design.
If I ever got a tattoo I'd make it a tattoo from a videogame or anime.
Maybe a Drakenguard seal.
Maybe a star near my left shoulder blade or a Brand of Sacrifice on the right of my neck.
Big red star on my left shoulder.

Will probably never be dumb enough to get any tattoo.

It's nice to see a non-black guy that's in shape with it

You ignorant fuck, mussolinin did not use the swastika, he used a fasces.

well everything else in the mario universe has eyes

I want to get this design on my chest, without the ground cracks. Just the swasitka and the arm. What do you niggers think?

Perfect, for the faggot you are.

You trigged my autism.

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OP is a gay retard

The sleeve is covering where the tattoo would be.

Sunshine is older than those ads, this conclusively proves you are the gay retard.

I'm working on it, its all I really care about. Mario is my reason for living. I've spent extensive time writting a bible for his lore.

oh shit my b

But his sleeve is still covering the tatoo, sperg

Meow

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