ITT: Films that deserved better video games

ITT: Films that deserved better video games.

Enter the Matrix should have been one of the best games ever, instead it is forever shit and killed Shiny who really shouldn't have taken on the job in the first place.

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Isolation was okay for an Alien game, though the ending was terrible. Aliens absolutely deserves a better game.

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But Shiny went on to make Path of Neo two years later, which covered all three films and was far better than Enter The Matrix.

You left out the part where it was still shit. Just giving you control of Neo didn't fix any of the massive design problems in the game, and frankly I didn't want to control Neo in the first place; that shit's for snowflakes.

How exactly was it shit? The only issues I recall were weird level transitions that relied on players having full knowledge of the films, and glitchy allied A.I. (I'm looking at you captain Roland).

The gameplay is absolute trash. How do you not see that as an issue? It's an ugly buggy mess, and by ugly I mean ugly as fuck looking worse than games released years before it. Mind you, my main issue is both Enter the Matrix and Path of Neo play like absolute ass, arguably one of the absolute worst third person action game engines of all time. All they had to do was make Max Payne with Kung Fu and instead they went full retard.

Path of neo is great.

Path of Neo was probably the only good Matrix game, and an insanely fun one at that. You just might have shit taste.

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It's been a long ass time but I don't really remember anything standing out as awful in the gameplay department for Path of Neo. Fairly standard fighting and shooting that controlled well and never became a problem.

I hope the license falls into Rocksteady's hands soon.

So we could have a Batman game with a Matrix skin?

Nah, it's you who has shit taste, consider suicide. Legit that's one of the worst games of all time.

Nigger, you might just have shit taste.

Am I legit having to argue with people on Holla Forums right now that the Path of Fucking Neo was GOOD? Is this a fucking reddit raid or am I being trolled? Or even worse: are these people who played the game when they were five and thought it was good?

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The GBC Harry Potter games were legit dope

Mind you, I haven't played Enter the Matrix in absolutely forever, but there were a few bits I recall enjoying, sparring with Trinity, and fighting the vampires. Ghost is a pretty cool character, so it's a shame the game came out the way it did.

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I actually liked Enter The Matrix more

I agree, all the things the creators of the Matrix added to the game: the story, the setting, characters and enemies. Those are all good (at least good enough, the story isn't great but it's passable), but the gameplay is just so terrible. Whoever thought of this weird and buggy lock on system with auto shooting is out of their mind in an era with other action games handled a mixture of shooting and kung-fu much better. I really wish anyone but Shiny had gotten the license because I feel like anyone else could have worked with it.

Or at least made it look better. Shot 1 is Splinter Cell released a whole year before Enter the Matrix, shot 2 is Enter the Matrix, shot 3 is splinter cell chaos theory released the same year as Path of Neo, shot 4 is Path of Neo.

How do you fuck the graphics up this bad?


I did actually, and it was shit.

May I ask why? Also: GLORIOUS

One thing I have to add: What amazes me most about the Path of Neo Chaos Theory comparison is that Chaos Theory has a smooth a solid frame rate throughout, and Path of Neo on the same system (Xbox in this case for my comparison) has slowdown all over the place.

At least we got this

Not enough Kung Fu fighting to really be matrix esque, but it certainly had better bullet time. Shame too because if you just took Payne's shooting and grafted on EtM/PoN's fighting that would be a far better system than EtM/PoN. It's fine to have button mashing combat so long as you have nuanced shooting, and it's fine to have lock on shooting so long as you have nuanced melee, but lock-on shooting mixed with button mashing melee just feels like pandering to people who can't even play vidya. Also I think Max Payne's characters actually look better than some of the shit from EtM/PoN.

Have you considered that your taste is just shit?

Theres a mod for that

Enjoy your button mashing melee and auto-lock on shooting. I had no idea there were so many casuals on Holla Forums.

The fuck are you talking about, Path of Neo was superb.

I am seriously hoping this is one person on a proxy and that Holla Forums's taste hasn't gotten this shit.

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Holy shit, I honestly don't even know how to respond. That you think those are good features and that this was a good game is mind blowing to me. This game came out in the best era of gaming, and you think it's acceptable when there were tons of other third person action games that came before it that did everything it tried far better.

As a concept the games are fine, but the execution is shit. Jesus people, good games are good games, Path of Neo was trash to mediocre at the very best.

There's a Kung Fu mod for the game with a magic stick included.

path of neo is the kind of shit I'd play with my pothead cousin.

I loved this game tbh, could be the nostalgia talking though.

I thought the first guy was joking. I might have to check that out and go Monkey on some people.

The lock on was fine, and the combo system had enough depth for a game that isn't Devil May Cry.

No, sorry, it legitimately wasn't. And the combo system had the depth of a kiddie pool. You're not talking to someone who hasn't played the game, just stating that things were "fine" isn't going to suddenly persuade me that PoN is suddenly "superb".

>Disagreement is ;harassment reddit raids!
Turns out you don't belong here.

What are things I never said? If that's what you pulled from that statement you might just be retarded. I remember when Holla Forums had taste, or at least certainly wasn't hyping up reddit tier games like Path of Fucking Neo.

Are the controls as tight as one of the PS1/PS2 golden age platformers? No. Is the camera work amazing? No. Is the lock on system perfect? No. Could the combo depth have been better? Yes.

But the game was fun and relatively well made for a licensed game. It could have definitely been better if they dumped more money and time into it , but I'm happy with what we got.

The game is mediocre m8. I don't even hate it, fuck I just bought fucking Enter the Matrix for my Xbox brand new when I could have gotten a used copy for like 3 dollars, but I wanted the new one because I'm a fan… Liking the game doesn't mean you have to blindly defend it, you should realize that it's a pretty shit to mediocre at best game and just deal with it and love it for it's flaws. It's fine to love it for it's flaws and enjoy playing it but don't pretend it's some masterpiece. And in my opinion it's not well made at all, Enter the Matrix and Path of Neo are typical for licensed games: Buggy, with terrible frame rates unless they're run on systems well past their time, with weak gameplay and graphics that for the time are absolutely shameful. I really would have liked to have seen pretty much any other company handle it and we probably would have gotten a better game. Shiny were well past their prime, and these games are so notoriously bad that the studio had to be merged with another studio to even continue being a thing.

Awful defensive, aren't we?

Path of Neo was a good game. Calm down and accept that you have poor taste.

Consider suicide.

You seem mad. Consider taking a break until you calm down.

You must be awful sensitive if you think this is "mad". Do you need a safe space because I'm pointing out that PoN is a shit game? Am I hurting your feelings?

It sounds like you're the one who needs a safe-space right now. You're flying off the handle because everyone but you likes Path of Neo, accusing everyone of being raiding redditors or trolls out to get you, and you're upset that your expectation that we should all just have to agree with you isn't coming true. If different opinions, especially when they're the majority, upset you so much then you really should reevaluate what websites you use (specifically this one) and take that break in a safe-space.

Yes, it's unhealthy. Take that break user. It'll do you good.

The only bugs I ever saw was the shit they put in the bonus blooper real at the end. The actual game ran fine, except the friendly A.I. that I mentioned before.

This honestly sounds like a nightmare having dealt with similar controls in Vice City, however I played Path of Neo on PC which gives you free-aim with every weapon which makes everything feel fine. Maybe if you guys tried it off a console you'd have an easier time with combat?


Come on user, I don't even like fighting games but I was still able to memorize combos and pull them off reliably in Path of Neo.

The specialists mod for hl1 was a fucking fantastic matrix game.

Didn't they turn that into a full game? I vaguely recall something similar coming out in the last year or two.

Is that why the game has such rave reviews all over the internet? Plus, I know you're samefagging, obvious af tbh fam
Gee, I'm sorry my smug anime girls are so outlandish for you. You sure do fit in here.

The game is shit, and no amount of appealing to popularity will change that. If you ask me you're the one triggered by me making this thread about how disappointed I am by the games, and now you're pathetically trying to shame me out of it with "ur mad" bullshit that I'd expect from a fag like you.


This is not an excuse. Also the combo system was shallow as fuck, stop acting like it was anything past button mashing 2.0

By the way: eat a dick for implying I had trouble with the "combo system". I do like fighting games and that you think I couldn't handle the amazing depth of Path of Neo is fucking hilarious.

Oh wait I recalled what I'm on about, spiritual successor called Double Action: Boogaloo. Heard it was good but I haven't played it.


You're ranting about how everyone else is wrong and you're the only one that's right on the subject. That's not how normal people operate. Re-read your comments aloud and maybe you'll see how unhealthy you're being.

Calm down.

Take break.

I will not engage you further (except to tell you to calm down and take a break) if you continue to behave so irrationally and angrily that someone else has a different opinion than you.

You post like a redditor. Please stop samefagging my thread because you're butthurt by my OP.

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Calm down.

Take break.

Sounds like you're the one who needs to calm down and take a break, you can't even type in proper English you're so butthurt. Sorry I don't like Path of Neo, maybe you should get over it and go spam someone else's thread.

Calm down.

Take break.

And now you're so butthurt you're saging the thread. Very mature.

Calm down.

Take break.

You really need to calm down.

Calm down.

Take break.

I'm not saying the controls have "amazing depth", simply that they aren't a buttonmash setup like you previously described. I don't think it's even possible to win some of the fights on anything but Easy without being purposeful with your inputs.

Stop getting so defensive man.

you look tired, maybe you should just close your eyes and take a nap

Keep crying baby.

Calm down.

Take break.

Legitimately how is this faggot not banned yet?

Are you ok user?

Yeah, so impressive user, you're really playing 4d chess with me now.

Calm down.

Take break.

Seriously.

Lighten up user.
I expect you to be banned because you're shitting up the thread while sage spamming like a fucking child, grow up faggot.

Calm.
Down.

Take.
Break.

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Calm down.

Take break.

Again, keep crying, you keep saging I'll keep bumping my thread. You're derailing this thread all because you don't like the way I banter or my opinion on video games and it's fucking pathetic. You're like a petulant child.

Calm down.

Take break.

Grow up and stop trying to pretend you're helping me in your attempt to derail my thread and shoo me away. At least talk shit to my face like a man you pussy ass faggot.

As fun as it is seeing you get mad and the same four works over and over again is, I'm going to bed. Don't forget kiddo;

Calm down.

Take break.

Yeah, you were just trolling, You totally aren't a thread derailing jackass who was super triggered by my opinion, nope, you're the hero here. Sleep well cuck.

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What a thread.

RIP discussion.

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butcher's bay was good, but that+dark athena just don't get as great as chronicles was

I wonder if they'll ever make a new game in the series now? Sadly I don't think even if they did they'd try to make it like Chronicles and would probably make it like the newest film or Pitch Black.

there's supposedly another movie in the works, but i don't think vin is gonna spend more money on vidya that may or may not fail
and i really doubt chronicles is gonna get good vidya, since it failed in the box office, even though it was the best riddick movie

The best games will always be totally original, movie tie-ins will always be half assed casual shit

That's a shame because honestly a Chronicles style story would probably work better as a game. It could be an RPG without a shit stealth mechanic and a gritty space opera core. Hopefully the next film is good.

Isn't the studio rich as fuck now, they are publishing both System Shock 3 and Psychonauts 2, games that aren't exactly in high demand outside of memers, I'm sure they can throw away cash money at a new Riddick game if they can get the license again, they are literally throwing it away at Psychonauts 2.

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And this is why I don't expect any thing good of the reboot that's coming or the games that may come from it. Next thing you know the Matrix will let you be Pony-kin and shit.

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Would be neat to see the original team get involved. Starbreeze isn't half bad, still we'll have to see how SS3 and P2 turn out. I wonder if Mr. Shitface will fuckup P2.

rewatch it knowing what you know now and you'll see

I was just about to rewatch all of them. I'll have to give that a thought as I go through.

This is true. I think I read something about how Switch was originally going to be a man in the real world but a woman in the matrix but they scrapped that because it was going to be too confusing for a minor character.

Top fucking kek OP can literally not accept the fact people actually liked PoN and he's in the minority.

No wonder they got a sex change, now they can pull a Bruce Jenner and take money and not make movies.

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At no point were these people ever talented or worthwhile, I feel bad for strong Matrix fans.


Psychonauts 2 getting it's shit fucked up is a given, SS3 is pre fucked anyway, all you need to do is look at the SS1 remake, what the fuck were they thinking.

Grow up.

Good point, so it's all downhill from here for SB. In that case I hope they don't get the license for Riddick back. Makes sense though, I have a feeling a lot of those teams that were once so great but now suck and do kickstarters are actually mostly staffed by new people and only have a few figure heads pretending to make them the old studios.

Reading this makes the last two movies make more sense and also explains why they fail so horribly for most viewers.

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Wow, that's a fucking old meme. You pull that fresh of Facebook?

And you came fresh out of neogaf, so you started a shitty "games based around movies" thread?
Op is always a faggot. No exceptions.

Sorry nigger, I've been posting here for years and before that cuckchan for years. My bad for trying to make an original thread and not just another general or bitching thread. Stay salty.

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meant for


:^)

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You should have just stopped at but you had to respond to all those (You)s.

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Never change, Holla Forums

You're not wrong. And on that note I'm done for the night. Maybe when I come back this thread will stop being about me and will be back on topic.

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You're such an oldfag OP. You probably sucked thousands of cocks for all the years you were creating those "original" threads. We should truly value your oldfaggotry.

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wew

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What can you do when OP is a tasteless faggot?

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Jesus Christ.

Play a different gaym then?

Don't be fucking dense, there are a shit load of franchises which become significantly more interesting when the main protagonist is someone other than the mary sue character the franchise chose to centre around. And have been some great games made precisely because the developers realised this and made the playable character someone other than the IP's main character.

How about video games that deserved better films?

The game does have auto-aim, but it's disabled by default (on PC at least).

Great thread, OP.

Thor movies are undeniably the worst of the worst.

Path Of Neo was ok, but it had one of my favourite video game levels of all time

it was the best in the trilogy
pitch black was alright
the movie after chronicles was 80% a clone of pitch black but with rain instead of an eclipse
meanwhile chronicles was a cinematic masterpiece

also, riddick games were only as good as they were because vin personally gave his money and worked with the devs on the games
if he doesn't feel like making another riddick game, anything they make on it might not work out as well, or at the very least would be underfunded
the only case i can see a new game is if there's a sequel to chronicles/the sequel to chronicles

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Gonna be honest here. I loved some of the worldbuilding in the fifth element but when I rewatched it I realised it's a shitty movie.

Corny but no substance whatsoever to balance it out. It's like a clusterfuck of a sci-fi movie. Trying to be an 80's action movie while trying to be StarWars while trying to be Star Trek all at once.

Besides all the appartment scenes where you see the city skyline and all the living room tech and the Mondoshawan this film is garbage.

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RELAX MY MAN

Just play Contra and call it a day.

kys alongside OP

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Did he take that break and calm down yet?

That's why everyone liked it and it being corny is why it was fun.

Harry Potter Chamber of Secrets is one of my favorite games. I have fond memories of playing this with a bag of candy.

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

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Calm down, son.
Take a break.
polite sage

If more than one person tells you that you're wrong.
You are probably wrong.

Doom deserved a better game, the movie was fucking great!

A run of the mill RPG.

This reminds me of the guy saying EDF is shit, and a buttdevastated weeb changed IP for (1) hit'n'run shitposts.

Yeah that is very related to this thread right

How would a First Blood game even work as an action game? Rambo only kills one man in it and by accident, all the others he intentionally leaves alive.

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I don't see what's wrong with it. The combat in fact seems extremely good for a game of its time.

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You really need to start to learn how to enjoy things. Fifth Element is a masterpiece as far as I'm concerned.

get the fuck off my board this instant

Underage confirmed, the game was shit for it's time and was reviewed as such.


You get the fuck off my board first faggot.

I like how none of you faggots can actually defend the game on real terms and instead just keep appealing to popularity.

I guess Donald Trump is a rapist then because more than one person has told me that. Your logic is shit, consider suicide.

where did I say that?
niggers like you who commit assumicide should be gasses back to cuckchan

Given you think anyone who doesn't like the game should get off your board that shows you have quite a high level of appreciate for Path of Neo. You may not have called it a masterpiece but you might as well have in telling me to get off the board because I talked bad about the shitty game, god forbid someone have taste and say a shit game is a shit game and not live in massive denial. You're probably a transfaggot and that's why you love the Matrix so much.

IT'S THE BEST GAME EVER YOU GET TO PLAY AS NEO! I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE A MARRY SUE! I DON'T CARE THAT THE GAME LOOKS AND PLAYS LIKE ASS!!! YOU'RE NEO!!!
Fucking nerds.

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Or, based on your OP, which asked for good movie games you are completely in the wrong already assuming it was bad and should already kill yourself instead of continuing this embarrassment that is (you).

It was a great PS2 game, the controls were tight, the gameplay was good and for a movie game it did well in terms of staying somewhat close to the movie itself including certain artistic liberties.
I see no reason why playing as the fucking protagonist of the movie is an issue, especially since you aren't god mode from the beginning of the game or something.
End yourself.

I didn't assume it was bad, faggot, I played it and it was bad. You're assuming I haven't played it, which is wrong so maybe you should kill yourself. The controls were trash, the gameplay was terrible (if you have to say "it was good for a movie game" that means it was trash". Your taste is shit and you can't cover it up by just stating "NO IT WAS GOOD", cuck.

Its been 2 days of op's butthurt. This is probably the longest i've seen on imageboards. Keep the record baby. Maybe you will beat fortypercent's record of him butthurting over a photo of his sonigger's micropenis getting laughed at.

also
Seriously? The best generation of gaming and you think Path of Fucking Neo stacks up to the best that system had to offer? No really though, kill yourself faggot.

Yeah, it's really been two days. And if by op's butthurt, do you mean PoN fags butthurt, because they're the ones who revived the thread.

You are again reading things into this because you want to be right.
We're talking about movie games here, you can't dismiss "It was good for a movie game" in this instance like the inbred moron you are, you nigger.


Have fun with this last (you), assumicider.
I said great not the cream of the crop or the best PS2 game this earth has ever seen.

Bullshit nigger, you said I was "assuming it was bad". That means you were saying I haven't played it, quit being a slippery faggot and deal with what you said.

Have fun being a cuck.

So you admit it's a bad game then by traditional standards?

I'm surprised they didn't end up doing some sort of shitty open world survival knock off with it. I'm not sure how it could be made interesting unless someone still managed to make decent stealth games still.

Matrix is shit.

It's up there with the EYE fag who didn't sleep or rest for 24 hours as he continued to be wrong. He then went and made a thread after the old one died because he was still mad.

Only I slept, let the thread die, and only came back when someone else bumped it to the front page this morning. Why are you fags always looking for the next EBIN RECORD. Protip: I won't even come close to the real record and you should know that. I'm not even in the fucking triple digits and you fags are freaking out.

Show any good?

If you like Kung Fu adventures that are 80's as fuck, absolutely. It's based on Journey to the West.

Are the full episodes available somewhere for torrent? Basic procedures are giving me nada.

I found them with luck on the private torrent tracker I use (TorrentDay), but I'd be surprised if they weren't somewhere around. Try "Monkey 1978" maybe.

Op, at this point you are just blogposting.

Holy shit nigger, someone asked me a question.

They never had the intention to release it. Randy Pitchford just took the job to steal money from Sega and give a paycheck to Anthony Burch for his Borderlands 2 writing.

I mean I sage for a reason. This entire thread is popcorn worthy.

You are surely lonely to answer off-topic without a spoiler. You respond to basically everything here.

I respond to what I want to respond to, if you don't like it then ignore me faggot.

Its hard to ignore lolcow in making.

You don't even know what a lolcow is, newfag. Again, you're just trying your hardest to make the next EBIN RECORD. It's not gonna happen. I'm not even going to hit the 100s and all I've done is call PoN shit, GEE WHAT A CONTROVERSIAL OPINION, I'm sure we'll meme about this moment forever.

You sound exactly like DSP, even your excuses resemble him, are you sure you aren't hating path of neo just because you suck at it?

Getting desperate aren't we? Why don't you try actually telling me what is good about Path of Faggo? And please, keep your transgender agenda out of it.

Its not me who is getting desperate here.

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Well, as far as i remember it had unique interesting gameplay mechanics, well suited for the controls. Slightly poor graphics for the time being, but remarkable combat system.

Hey, OP, whatcha do-

Sounds to me like you're confusing remarkable animations with a remarkable combat system, not to mention that you're clearly letting nostalgia be a factor as you haven't recently played the game. For the time it was released it was a very weak combat system with even simple games like God of War far outclassing it.

By the way, to give you an idea of how Path of Neo stacked up at the time: God of War was released the same year.

Well, God of War soon became a series about QTE fest, and PoN had more control over hard moves than that game. But i give you that if you compare it to the really good game it would look weak in comparison, it doesn't make it a bad game though. A fairly mediocre one. And i don't think it was possible to make better matrix game at that time, not resulting into something more generic.

Holy shit OP did this game kill your parents or something?

Path of Neo is a good game, not a Great game, but it was fun if you were a fan of the movies, (excluding you).
You got to play out all of the best Scenes from the movies and more. The combat wasn't DMC quality and you could just button mash your way though the game, but your fists and the melee weapons had quality animations that were satisfying to use. the gun play wasn't that good but by the end of the first movie part of the game, you never need the guns again.

The red pill story missions were well done each feeling unique with a likeable enough character.
Doing the park fight with the hundreds of Agent Smith's and changing it from the movie so you actually beat the shit out of all of them was great. the game also had pretty good humor and Webm Related was a great way to end the game.

You know what, fuck it, far be it for me to fight against a literal tide of shit. If you faggots want to think Path of Neo was good, be my guests. I hope you'll let me RSVP to your coming out.

Path of Queero was garbage, absolute fucking garbage.
It attempted to push the "games are art" shit to the extreme by making a "good" movie-game. Guess what happened? It was shit, complete shit. It wasn't fun. It felt like a fucking project that was pushed far too quickly.

On top of that, the original matrix trilogy was boring as sin. Their attempt to portray "deep" symbolism was shit and literally copy-pasted the same bullshit story as every other movie ever made. A hero, a villain, sidekicks and other generic made-for-cinema garbage.
Call me fucking edgy, but this is why the industry needs to work on how the anti-hero is portrayed. We need less of the Hero's Journey narrative and more of something new that goes against the run-of-the-mill stereotypes found in all works of fiction. Hell, at this point I'm willing to accept emo trash as long as it's new, unique and well done.

I will never not love Neo's run-up headkick move

FUCK OFF PLEBBIT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

lol

stfu daryl

I loved Enter The Matrix

You missed the bit where he threw everything he owned at a bank to be able to make Butcher Bay.

Pedowood productions are cancer, no wonder games made from the filth that is shat from there are also cancer.

it was buggy and the driving sections were fucking retarded but I also liked it when I played

I also thought that hacking minigame was a lot of fun

The best bug I ever encountered was on the Vertigo level against the Agent Smiths. I knocked one of the off the building, and somehow the game dropped his gun for me to pick up. And for some reason, the Agents weren't programmed to dodge that specific gun, so I beat the rest of the level by just shooting them all, getting more ammo for the gun each time I got a kill.

I loved the driving sections and I believe it even had a branching campaign, fuck the sewer level though I got stuck there for way too long.

RSVP means to respond to an invitation. They can't/wont stop you from responding to an invitation. I don't know why you would rsvp to a gay orgy, but ok.

What the fuck are you doing OP? Are you ok?

Now who's trying too hard?

They can if they don't invite me. The statement was asking them to invite me. You are a retarded nigger.

Call it nostalgiafagging but I remember having a blast with Enter the Matrix. Maybe it was because I mostly played it with cheats and fucked around as much as possible.

It almost feels like people who paid full price for it are the ones that say it's complete dog shit. I paid about $10 for it and had enough fun to justify the price. It had a ton of flaws, but it also had its moments, like fighting the vampires and werewolves.

dis gon b gud

they got mk-ultra'd for exposing jewish schemes in the matrix movies

The only good thing to come out of the Matrix trilogy was the anime short stories.

You played the wrong one.

Nigga, Read the thread.

They were sane then. Only afterwards when their career tanked (basically immediately) did they go crazy.

I another user just jumping in here

you fucking reddit goy need to go back to cuck chan. Path of Neo was shit.

I rented it, twice I think. Well worth the money from what I remember.

The Matrix mmporg was decent.

Max Payne is a thinly veiled Matrix ripoff.

You did it now

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what is even this garbage fire of a thread

It's a garbage fire.

Just OP being OP.

You are. You are still trying too hard.


Not inviting you=/=stopping you from responding to an invitation they already sent you. Yeah sure I'm the retarded nigger. Meanwhile, you are asking for invites doesn't matter how much you try to change the meaning on terms, RSVP doesn't mean that to a gay party.

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Yes, because the one defining moment of the entire Matrix franchise is that one scene where Keanu flails his arms around while getting shot at, and there is absolutely nothing to the series beyond that.

I thought for the whole series it was the Architect part.

It only had one movie

The best part of Enter the Matrix was running up to the civilians that were cowering on the floor and booting them 50 meters across the room.

I remember the one with the plane being atrocious. Well more like I am atrocious at anything that requires driving.

Your thread is bullshit, OP. How about
VIDEO GAMES THAT DESERVE BETTER FILMS
instead?

Apparently Holla Forums has a massive nostalgia boner for shitty games released when they were 5.

Healthy people don't (72) in rage because everyone has a different opinion than them.

Calm down.

Take break.

Or tell us what you're really mad at even?

Honestly I'm not, you're the one trying far too hard at this point. I've given up. You people want to have shit taste, be my guest. Look, I'll even sage I give so little of a shit.

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Come on now.

What are you really mad at, user? Is everything okay in your life? I'm here listening.

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I'm being serious here user. You're being incredibly stubborn in your need to be seen as absolutely correct on something incredibly subjective. Something must've happened to your IRL to make have this compulsion here, something powerful. Did someone accuse you of being wrong in a way that hurt you incredibly? Where you demonized for your opinions, beliefs, or ideas? I'm here to help you if I can. I just want you to be healthy and okay. I'm genuinely worried about you, I don't want this need to be seen as correct to spiral out into something that you'll regret in the real world. Let me help you.

Why don't we talk about what's hurting you user, or more likely what I did to hurt you. I mean you're the one who keeps coming back to this thread you hate made by someone you think is a fool, yet you keep coming back. For what purpose? What need are you fulfilling? You seem to be fighting a fight to me, fighting for what though I honestly can't be sure. Maybe to correct history in calling Path of Neo a shit game? Maybe a fight against your own ego as your love of Neo in the Matrix mixed with it's symbolism of coming out as a trans person has you confused. Tell me user, I'm only here to help.

I can't help anyone who refuses to be help. I'm sorry, but at least I can say I tried.

Fine, continue to sperge out. This isn't funny or entertaining, it's just sad. I hope whatever is really upsetting you and driving you fixes itself and you start to feel better and more secure with both yourself and your/other peoples opinions in the future like a normal, healthy, and happy person is.

Good luck.

You really have to be going back to reddit with your armchair psychology bullshit though.

round 2?

We're getting close. But that was beat a while ago I thought.

pretty sure the (300)+ guy was in a cyclical thread
dunno if that should count

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I remember that one. I remember copying every single post he had and putting them all in Word to see how many words he had. At least I think this was him. Can't remember.

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hi

Because open world survival is a recent kind of faggotry.

Daily reminder that the Matrix authors are both literal trannies who stole everything good of their first movie from vidya and anime.

Don't forget that a book author actually sued.

I recall seeing a (140)+ and a (245)

Book 7 is Beat for Beat Dragon Quest!

I understand wanting a shooter game, but why not also make a cheap Top Down RPG about exploring towns and dungeons to find the horcruxes and deathly hallows, it's practically already done for you.

Hell, I could probably make a half assed stock-art RPGmaker game right now… and maybe I will.

The Bourne Conspiracy is one of the worst licensed games I have ever played and a total waste of a great license.

Whoa, she could deep throat a minotaur with such flexible jaws.

King of Fighters had a movies? All of the girls look hot as hell though

This thread really activates my almonds.
OP needs to calm down and take a break.
Maybe take his meds?
Also his thread was shitty in the first place seeing as there are only maybe a handful of good movie games out there.

I really didn't expect this shit to be going on days later, but I guess OP really couldn't let a single (You) go.


Don't give me flashbacks of Sparrow's porn user.

your autism doesn't count Phil

Only I wasn't the one who bumped the thread and kept it alive like you just did. The only reason this thread is still alive is you desperate little faggots begging for a lolcow in the worst attempt at a forced meme I've ever seen. Sad. Low energy.

haha how pathetic
Come on! Reply to me OP!
Look here's a pony!

The reboot is going to have a nigger as Neo

How so? To me it just makes them more confusing - the article you linked asserts that Agent Smith represents a transgender unwilling to change, but in the second and third movies Smith is literally the biggest agent FOR change. I don't think the theory fits well past the first film.

Who? I know there was a couple tries at porn.
None really worked out…

literally /ourguy/, so fuck off

n i c e

Nigga what the fuck is wrong with you.

Is this Holla Forums autism looks like?

All of the Matrix films are trash, so it shouldn't surprise anyone that its videogame adaptations and spinoffs would also be shit.
It's disappointing that so many people can fall for a trilogy that consisted of mashing up whatever the Watchowski brothers/sisters/beings could find that was popular with kids and young adults at the time and then pretentiously sprinkling a bunch of entry-level kabbalistic and gnostic themes to it.

OH MY GOD GUYS HE POSTED AGAIN QUICK POST HIS NUMBERS!!!

This board has gone so far down hill and you faggots are so desperate.

There were much better games out before this. Where did all the underaged come from? Or are they just fucking with OP because he's a faggot?

I don't even know what happened in this thread, I'm just dogpiling at this point.

Going for the record?

This game came out in 2005 user I was 10 years old at the time, i'm 22 now.

Most people who played Path of Neo were kids who thought the Matrix was the coolest thing of all time. The gameplay didn't require any skill, so it was all just you playing as Neo and being badass. That is why so many of us have fond memories of this game.

So you like the game because it was shit?

It was good for a moive game see my old post.

So its shit, but you like imagining you're a bad ass like you did as a child?
So it's a shit game and you like it for emotional reasons only? Got it.
Nostalgia is a helluva drug.

I haven't play it in a while, so it probably aged pretty badly, but from what I remember the gameplay made you feel like Neo, and that's all the game needed to do.

OP is a big faggot

Games aren't meant to be "cinematic experiences" user.

DMC3 makes me feel like Dante when I play, does that make it a cinematic experience?

DMC3 is actually a good game.

I agree DMC3 is a good game, a game making me feel in character doesn't make it a cinematic experience.
You can go ahead and call Path of Neo a shit game, but that not going to change the fact that I enjoyed playing it.

Did someone rape your mother with a path of neo disc or something?

"Feeling like Neo" doesn't mean anything. It's an emotional argument. You basically admitted the game is shit, but you enjoy it purely because you can pretend to be a shitty Gary Stu. From an objective standpoint, the game is shit.

Does this count?

Yes, objectively it is flawed. I don't care though.

How do video games make you this mad?

what kind of life is that?

>>>/out/

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Basically what you are doing is going on a porn forum to talk about your love of scat. Im sure you will get a better reception at the right websites for that topic like reddit

I tried. Sauce please.

Enter the Matrix was way better. It had its issues granted and if they hadn't rushed it it could've been really great, but the people who were working on it seemed to have a real love and appreciation of the franchise. The combat was fun and in a lot of ways predated the Batman Arkham style.

Does anime/manga count?

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