Tumbling down

Hi, Bored.
I'm dad.

Terrorize your pets.

i understand

god that's a nice butt
i am nice to my pets

okay, but the make or break for me: we have to go somewhere that has soft feathered dinosaurs

Ok

Actually real talk how cool would it be to have a little kid play zone with feathered dinosaurs you can climb on. i would fucking play in that. There's money in that idea, sabs.

There's a first time for everything.

I've seen nicer butts. Pic related.

Exactly. The west cares more about the ME history than most of the ME. Which is criminal.
I would Egypt if it wasn't so fucked at the minute. Sigh
Italy or Sweden for now I guess.

Hi master

not that i can remember, only that they werent bad or boring. :)

Hey ^^

Of course
Your imperfections are what make you perfect imo

npr.org/sections/health-shots/2015/03/02/387007941/take-the-ace-quiz-and-learn-what-it-does-and-doesnt-mean
What's your score /animu/?

the first question already made me uneasy

Thanks

0

finish it

I wanna bet on the games later but I have nothing good to bet

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3

4

Did your mother fondle you?

what does 5 mean

No.

4

This is why you're the idea man! I bet we could find some investors. If America can have a stupid Creation Museum and "life size" Noah's Ark, why not a legit science playground?

I wanna goooooo. And Greece.

Well that's good!

Nothing, that test is bad and doesn't hold any merit.

Your ACE score is 0

xD

kinda curious which questions applied to people.

but it'd bring you down

good

Well aren't you special huh....

im hungry now...
i think i'll make white cheese mac n cheese with canned tomatos mixed in

Post results.

2

D-Did I win?

for some reason i have a hunch that they wouldn't mind posting about all their problems online

isn't the point of a museum to preserve and display things of historical interest

Like what do they even have in there

you know what's sad that I just thought of. If jurassic world had been like jurassic park and was on the nose about the most up to date science, we would probably have a realistic up to date dinosaur park of some description.

What bastards.

Everyone is special in their own way..

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This!

brother

oh you're that guy, hey

>>>/discord/
shoo shoo roach

Do you think I'm special master ?

Why do we spend time around these crazy people?

What does this even mean

3

" Your ACE score is 9 "

...

Yes, but I'm here for a few seconds.

Nothing really. Unless you feel the need to discuss what you selected yes for.
But...No need to go there~

Yeah

It's a fun way to pass the time

I almost had 1 point 'cause my lil brother had a bout of depression but that was after I was 18

oh it's 6. im even more damaged

like the joker

wat the fuck

I know from photos that the Creation Museum features humans riding dinosaurs and a display about seashell fossils in high places are proof of Noah's flood, which happened about 4,000 years ago.

It's too bad Jurassic World was just Jurassic Park without thoughtfulness.

i don't think luka understood the questions and he just clicked yes to all of them

gay

Higher number is a better score obviously :c

i'll think about it..
._.

ok

...9's prettyy bad huh..? pretty high...

amhere wht now

You're special to me too

For someone so spoiled you sure do have a bad home life.

Time to slink off and go ni ni
an hour and a half wasted.
Gimme them Ni Ni please

Would be so awesome. I am currently infatuated with the idea of Florence.
Ah well, dreams.
Anywho. I am going to bail because.
Nice seeing you.
Keep safe, good night sabrina.
♥

Eh, are you native American?

what's that got to do with a number?

6
whats that mean

did daddy touch you

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OG won't stomp them?

nee nee scootio

Nini, Scoozer. *hug*
Be good to yourself, dear. And stay strong!

The fact that the two I selected yes for are even worth a point is kind of dumb, I almost consider them free squares on the bingo card, personally.

So yeah, let's not blog about it.

The higher the number..The more privileged you are.

0 sexual abuse
or physical abuse im pretty sure

what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuck. Like i would think the go to response to dinosaurs would be they didn't exist. Why would you even acknowledge that they did, but then deny that they lived forever ago? so it can be like those shitty old caveman movies with the bimbos in leopard print swimsuits? what the fuck.

i still haven't watched it. i don't like being dismissive too much but unless it's bad like BvS or Fantastic Four where i get to just bathe in the deliciousness of boardroom filmmaking i don't want to put myself through films that i know are going to be bad.

Their drow and medusa could run over them early but they also could go really late with their heroes..

heh yeah me neither

thatd be weird

what a beautiful language

Thanks~?
:)

If you wanted a more accurate test I could pull one up. But it's 100's of questions and very time consuming.

I love drow

lmao im already crazy as it is
i couldnt imagine having something worse than an a somewhat middle class childhood

(x) Physical
(x) Emotional
( ) Sexual

( ) Physical
(x) Emotional

( ) Mental Illness
(x) Incarcerated Relative
(x) Mother treated violently
(x) Substance Abuse
(x) Divorce

( ) Lack of physical activity
(x) Smoking
( :^) ) Alcoholism
( :^) ) Drug Use
(x) Missed Work

( ) Severe Obesity
( ) Diabetes
( : ^) ) Depression
( ) Suicide Attempts
( ) STDs
( ) Heart Disease
( :^) ) Cancer
( ) Stroke
( ) COPD
(x) Broken Bones

I wouldn't care enough to take it.

Discord.

i think people will find hells in whatever living situation they have

C'est la vie。
I'm going to rummage around and see if I can other tests.

Soto ;~;

What test is that?

I'm only taking a short break, I might be called outside to help fix the lawn mower at any second.

I bet watching cartoons in german is like a horror

yeah but like I expected this
I wanted secrets

Join when you return.

4

Hm.

They believe the earth is only about 6,000 years old. But, they can't deny dinosaurs roamed the earth. So, they claim our means of dating bones (carbon dating, etc.) are inaccurate or flat-out lies from liberal scientists, so they counter that humans and dinosaurs must have existed at the same time.

These are common beliefs in the South and parts of the Midwest. I know people who believe this stuff, Lulu. I'm related to some of them.

Jurassic World was complete garbage. Don't waste your time.

3.

I love you. Come home soon so you can play her with me

Can't remember the name.
But I used it for a research paper regarding NEETs.

Do you have to pull the chicken wire out of the blade while the engine is going? Happens to me all the time.

oh so six is kind of baddish?
ehhhhhhhh thats not very accurate i think

very true
im just playing videogames getting high and jerking off all day and im still getting depressed because im not in college yet or whatever
it kinda sucks

Any of this stuff relevant?

oldquestionpapers.net/neet-question-paper-answers-previous-year-old-papers

Guys. If we post a ton of tests Luka will take them all and not post.

it's such a roundabout logic to the old Devil put the bones there. like come on guys get your shit together dinosaur riders is just silly.

Maybe the devil is more of a catholic thing. who knows.

will you post some sapphire if i post some ruby? that would be so cute.

eh it gets very easy to take things for granted

it gets easier when you pretend to forget how things have been worse

i thought youre supposed to remember the worse parts and contrast them to the better ones that you have now

Awwww, listen to this and cheer up Subby
youtu.be/0dQKiuILsrU
It'll all be daijoubu

wow rude
But then again spics always hit their kids so that was pretty expected and having a family of alcoholics is pretty expected too

I expected you to get a 2 or something

i dont know
nobody gave me the manual

No, mine was a vignette and a questionnaire the causes of being NEET.
Mental illness is believed to be the main contributing factor.

I want you to give me the manual

That's a nice picture for the video
Music is worth a bookmark too ^^
Surprised I got a 0?

I prefer direct
it's a classic thing really, maybe generations later i'll be better

depression.org.nz/is-it-depression-anxiety/self-test/depression-test/

Neat. Online quizzes are fun.

i have a hard time following it

22

i feel so important when i do these

11

22

The best part is that these quizzes are overly simplified.

19

This that fancy french weeb shit
Quit bragging about your perfect life you slut
Fucking normie
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

So how fucked up is your life according to your test thing?

Oh boy

3

Ooooooh, hohoho, noooooooooo. No. Trust me. No. I grew up Southern Baptist. The Devil never stops poisoning your mind against the one true faith. Never. Not for one minute. He's in the life of everyone one of us every second of every day.

I once listened to an hour-long sermon about how McDonald's "Have it Your Way" slogan was a plot by Satan to make people feel like it's ok for them to be at all concerned with their own personal desires, which would turn them away from Jesus' desires for their life. I'm not fucking kidding.

Shouldn't you be Sapphire though? You're the smart one!

Mom was depressed and had anger issues. She's been dealing with them in much healthier ways since I've grown up and figured out how to help her, but she could get a little crazy. Also had some experiences I'd rather not talk about. But overall, I had a decent enough childhood I guess. Could have been better, but I had it better than a lot of people in my god awful neighborhood. (Mom didn't do drugs, for instance, and encouraged me to love reading.)

These quizzes shouldn't be taken seriously~

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Do not bully him

How big is your manual

Got anymore cute goats?

17

it has the ability to hurt people if im not careful

:(

That's because you are.

Just kidding.

3
but it can all be traced to my dad tbh

Do people really worry over dumb shit they asked in the survey?

4 wew

youtube.com/watch?v=AjNPeKgLnC8
Hanyuu~

i know you mean it

you have to mean it

Ree frogs are very cute

I don't post cute stuff for you kind.

wtf is this over two weeks thing
my mood swings won't fit now

7 / 27

Did he hit your mom too?

cute voice!

Does this mean you can comfort me in my times of need since you don't have many problems yourself master ?

Have you tried measuring your manual before?
ive heard it might be huge

People that have legitimate depression, maybe.
But that test isn't an accurate assessment of someone's depression.

14

oh my god that's so awful and so fucking funny at the same time. Jesus. makes me feel bad thinking that there's not really much you and i can do about that.

I kind of want to go to one of those pop-up sermons. With the tents, and the really energetic preachers? that would be an experience at least. just come with me so i don't get beat up for not being American or godly enough?

also no. Ruby is the boyish naive one who's like volatile and nervous. sapphire is the cool kind wise one. she's also the pretty one.

not like regular, but he did,
and once injured her head by trying exorcism, he thought the devil was in here for wanting a divorce.

i dont think the metaphor is holding up very well

unlike other things

Yeah I'd do that for anyone if they trusted me enough to confide in me

Well thats because i put 0 effort into it
the metaphor wasnt the point
What is holding up well?

I'm certain you're the only one I do trust with that, at least from here

i was implying my dick was hard

it's not though

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Heck yeah! That's the good stuff! Baaah!

We should go to one of those where the pastor whips you with his sport coat and heals you!

Wawlk agyeen for Je-su-hus!

So are you, so point invalid.

Have you been SAVING my PICS

dylan frost is pretty feminine huh

quotev.com/quiz/4529078/What-Anime-Girl-Stereotype-are-you
Why not?

Of course I have

Ok this is this dumbest test ever, I can only pick one of those things that I did in 24 hours?!

._.

you weren't allowed to look at that!

Wow Subtle you're the like the only guy that isnt depressed and has a normal healthy family yet you still post on here probably cause youre socially retarded and can't find irl weeb friends that are still considered socially acceptable to hang out with

Also I guess we ain't depressed fam
I sometimes wonder if Im depressed over something cause how you sorta feel down or hopeless at times but then I realize I just have a pebble in my shoe and that was what had me in a bad mood

I thought being down for 2 or 3 days was severe depression

No seriously tho

Trying to find out if you actually are depressed but you don't know what it truly feels to be depressed is the worst feel ever

LOL
Holy shit man, at least that's a pretty good story
My dad would just hit her when he was mad

Dandere

Yeah, it's a dumb test.
I'm trying to answer the questions the best I can.

Well we share everything don't we master ?

Do you get hard easily from talking like this?
for some reason i do

depression is way longer

he's such a nutjob, ah oke.
whatever though, things worked out. kinda.

this isnt very heated

I want my wish to be that he cures me so i don't be a weird little sexual deviant who likes being tied up and wearing hoodies with cat ears. not really, though.

also no you're prettier. This is final.

"The perfect wife".
I may need to rethink my life.

...

oh my god

of course
i was just saying in general

What are you looking at gatorboi

Then you dunn goofed 'cause I even saved it!

I wouldn't allow such a thing! I'd jump in front of the coat and protect your naughtiness.

iunno sometimes. cupcake is pretty good at it

Kind of curious what everybody else scored.

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Nice try but not true, I just enjoy posting here :c

You're right, everyone has challenges like that, like I have an exam in 3 weeks I should be shitting brix over, but what help would that do
I think it's natural to feel down now and again, if it's a constant daily thing then that's depression

Do we? o.o

NICE

So I can talk about all of those things?

will be easier to pick your targets, yes.

Well, you can now be an anime girl irl.

bernsa always seemed really bland with it to me
it was your posts that made all tingly

that reads like you're stopping him from hitting me in the crotch

with a coat

I laughed a little when i pictured it.

What Anime Girl Stereotype are you?
Dandere

Danderes types are the distant characters with a social aloofness. Quiet, withdrawn and timid, they remain in the shadows and rarely express themselves. They struggle to share their feelings with people, even their closest friends, which means they can sometimes be mistaken for being cold. However Danderes are anything but cold; they have soft hearts, but it just happens to be hidden behind a protective shell due to how they were treated in the past. People should take it as a major honour if a Dandere opens up to them.

Of course, we share plenty of things already !

absolutely not

it's like a weird contest to one-up each other in like a sexual way

the second highest is an ane, big sister

yay!

If anyone's gonna whack your junk with any sort of fabric, it's going to be me, damn it!

Alright, gotcha.

N-no... that's...
not what that word implies...

im not trying to compete with cupcake lol
sorry if it seems that way?

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...

I'm not sure i'm into that particularly, but if it's what you want.. ♥

That one

accurate.

but I know you're not cold

no i know that i was just describing my interactions with him

it is very fun though

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Moe life

But not -everything-

subtle/luka let's be an anime

But we do share quite a lot already..

-slap-

Moe

Anime is good! ^_^

proprofs.com/quiz-school/story.php?title=anime-personality_3A2
Here's a better one.

Hmmmmm I got bokukko

You already are, prunus girl :^)

And you're a yandere who kills people

Oh
that was kind of easy to misinterpret is my defense
i kind of get a special arousal when being degraded/dominated thats different from being regularly aroused
i really like it and it makes me hard as diamonds
what do you think it means?

think of it like eating pizza. why would you restrict yourself to just one flavor when you like other kinds too.

just do whatever

nevermind I'd lose my mind

..wuz prunus

nope
not me!

why?

It is what I want. :3

I passed the Cambridge test, but I guess it only matters if you're not a native English speaker.

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can I be moe too?

what the heck its like moe is the only one you can get

I almost got yamato nadeshiko though

I save all the cute goat and piggy stuff you post. Problem?

It's a manga, beautiful girl falls for a guy, turns out that girl is actually a boy
Cue shenanigans

Please don't kill me

You have to stop being cute.
I got the Perfect Wife so...

You got: Tsunshun

I see. You may be a Tsunshun. You may be quite unpleasant to deal with; however, I know you only act this way because you're unwilling to let people get close to you. You're not really mean spirited at all, but the thought of being hurt can be a strong incentive for keeping others at bay.

See the full list of personalities: imgur.com/gallery/yCJO1zx

I mean
i wouldnt be talking to you if I didnt feel the exact same way, would i?

yeah. you'll be using sperm shampoo from now on.

i don't even know what you're picturing but it gave me a little tingle in my stomach so yeah I'd be down for it.

Imouto Type-B what the fuck is that shit

iunno what your deal is. you seem to be turning gay

What do you think I am Rin Nakai?

just seasonal horniness
please tolerate me ;_;

dont worry i tolerate everyone.

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Is Gay an option?

Got the same. That test was extreme autism.

Younger sister that needs protecting?

what a bunch of shit

I want you to tolerate me specifically

Why ya gotta say that every time we have a pleasant moment? Spoil sport!

I pictured twisting up a strip of satin and whipping at your junk.

+1 xd

I agree.
But aren't they all?

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colorquiz.com/

do this one, super short

I see the reference..

You wouldn't know about Prunus Girl if it weren't for me you ungrateful piece of shit

LOL

maybe?

*holds you tight and pets you*

Bitch I never said I wasn't grateful
In fact I'm pretty sure I thanked you

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You cheeky cunt

Guess not
Oh well

It's not a personality test.
I could find one if you'd like.

Yes, but they're a fun time waster.

lol

prunus girl has a pretty massive following.

how am i supposed to treat other people i dont care for them

Your Existing Situation

"In a very inactive and stationary condition, yet conflict and disagreements keep the wheels in the head constantly turning. Looking for fulfilling relationships which are affectionate and understanding, yet settles for less."

Your Stress Sources

"Always trying to make a good impression on others, but doubtful he is succeeding. Feels he has the right to everything he hopes and dreams of and becomes annoyed and helpless when things don't go his way. Is troubled by the very thought of failure which leaves him feeling miserable. Always sees himself as the victim as if everyone treats him poorly and he never is given his fair share. Feels his failures are no fault of his own, but due to the shortcomings of others."

Your Restrained Characteristics

Emotionally demanding and will involve himself in close relationships but won't get too involved or give too much of himself.

"Seeking to broaden his horizons and believes his hopes and dreams are realistic. Worries he may not be able to do the things he wants and needs to escape to a peaceful, quiet environment in order to restore his confidence."

Conceited and is easily insulted. Holds back emotionally but is able to find satisfaction through sexual activity.

Conceited and is easily insulted. Holds back emotionally but is able to find satisfaction through sexual activity.

Feels as if too many walls and obstacles are standing in his way and that he is being forced to make compromises. He needs to put his own needs on hold for the time being.

Your Desired Objective

Is extremely determined to make his presence known as an important part of any team. He is flexible and able to do what is necessary to stand out from the crowd. Is willing to overcome any conflicts and difficulties that may stand in his way.

Your Actual Problem

"All energy has been used and he has none left to engage in anymore anxiety or demands. Feeling powerless to change the situation, leaving him frustrated, agitated, irritated, and annoyed with himself. Tries to escape by acting stubbornly sticking to his opinions, but his helplessness leads to some insecurities. Is very sensitive to criticism and easily offended."

Your Actual Problem #2

"Has been disappointed and let down, believes it is pointless to come up with new goals as they will most likely disappoint as well. Needs to be recognized and respected, but is worried about the future. Reacts by avoiding situations where he will be criticizes or others will attempt to influence him. Tries to take charge of the situation by controlling the details and strengthen his position. "

reasons

;~;

rip me

aww

nah im leaving soon

Y-you care for me right, George-chan?

It's fucking scary that this is way more accurate than the long ass personality tests I did.

:3

I wasn't talking to you gatorfucker

lmao

geeeeeez sabrina

that's kind of hot

humanmetrics.com/cgi-win/jtypes2.asp

Won't take more than a minute!

yeah

i was just thinking the same. it's creepy

okay

Reasons shmeasons!

Yeah, you are.

*Blush*

eeeeeeh
maybe with some rope and very stern training
then youll like them enough to care about them,

most comments said it creeped them out.

colours are powerful

...

are you alt right ironically or whats the deal with that

Color Test - Results

Your Existing Situation

"Feels like his current situation is too demanding on him, but not sure how to say no. Looking for some sort of escape or release from the situation."

Your Stress Sources

"Response well to the world around him and wants to experience everything there is out there. Finds his existing situation frustrating and keeping him from learning new things. Needs patience, understanding, and a sense of security. Feels momentarily powerless to achieve his goals."

Your Restrained Characteristics

Is bothered when his needs and desires are misunderstood and he feels there is no one to turn to or rely on. His self-centered attitude can cause him to be easily offended.

Feels as if too many walls and obstacles are standing in his way and that he is being forced to make compromises. He needs to put his own needs on hold for the time being.

Your Desired Objective

Relies on love and friendship to bring him happiness. He is in constant need for approval and this makes him willing to help others in exchange for love and understanding. He is open to new ideas as long as they are productive and interesting.

Your Actual Problem

"Agitated, unpredictable, and irritation as well as lack of energy and inability to cope with any more pressure placed on him have left him feeling stress and tormented by his situation. Feels powerless to come up with a solution on his own; desperately wishes a solution will present itself and allow him a chance to escape."

Your Actual Problem #2

Harshly critical of the existing situation which he believes is disorganized and unclear. Seeking some sort of solution which will make the situation more clear and with some sort of organization.

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Omg that's my favourite

is it bad that i got a little turned on by the whole satin thing?

like. physically. ._.

this doesn't even make any sense. that's not an archetype.

I'mma beat you up worse if you don't stop.

H-Haha good one test-kun

i actually dont like legitimately arguing
so unironic of course

LOL

*pet*
It's all good

Oh damn

LULU BUFFS SOON

lulu Q buffs when

Saved >.>

Why do thee torment me?

..maybe the colour one was a bit too real

I want to be there for you

even more proof

and more

play a wheel hero

Pay attention to steam

Why do you ask?

Who knew picking colors would give me such a result
God damn murderers

Also, don't pet me you slut

Oi Oi

Color test was bleh.
It told me that "I seek pleasure in sexual activities".

just something ive always wondered about you

you don't?

Which are you

...

>_<
why?

proof of what?
pls tell me... i'm confused and lost...

Yes, but who doesn't.
Strange thing to say.

that the test is accurate

holy shit
i want to fight this

it works in strange ways!

I think it meant an explicit focus on getting it from sexual activity.

Hi.

...

Mine was kinda accurate too
I liked the navy and dark green colours

Though I would've liked to get the "longs for a loving, caring and supportive relationship" objective

What? *pet*

What sorts of colours did you pick Luka?

how many souls do you think it's worth

that's how dark souls works right

you kill things and then you get their souls

there seems to be a lot of disgusting people on both sides

ideally im cool with a lot of liberal stuff

i wont vote though

I seek cummies in sexual activities. From sexual activities.

yiss goats!

Of course it's bad. That's the point.

new thread

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i picked colors i liked~
^ ^

pink was almost purple and uh... black waz kinda kewl too!
and brown yellow orange was my least favorite...

I do not really know family