I knew anita getting out and Automata being a runaway success was a sign the sjw's had lost on the gaming front but this desperation shit stirring is fooling nobody and only ruining their own credibility.
Who would have thought the Boy Who Cried Wolf effect would be what ruins them?
Whenever I see this anime girl I get annoyed for some reason
Nobody likes a mirror being turned on them when they aren't ready.
Is she hot? Or frumpy.
This whole series is blasphemous heresy anyway and the developers won't remain unpunished.
Umaru is just an even more Mary Sue version of Konata who was already an idealized otaku.
go away leftypol
They'll false-flag some comments from one or two edgy teens trying to fit in, or even one of their own playing pretend.
The only way to counter it would be to say it looks cool- but that's basically shilling for it.
Which of the four horsemen is a woman? Famine or pestilence?
I'm mad about the names, why did they change Famine and Pestilence to Fury and Strife?
What, that's stupid. Pestilence and Famine could be great characters.
Because the devs couldn't think of ways to make them edgy and cool. That's literally it.
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Slender with ridiculous heels and a face like a Great Fountain Fairy.
Because they're lazy fucks who couldn't stick with their themeing so that just decided to make all four horsemen War.
straight into the >>>/trash/ it goes
I didn't even know it was coming, and don't give a fuck as long it's not yet another forced diversity hire dumbshit thing.
This is what happens without papa nurgle in your life, sitting you on his moist, putrescent lap offering sage words of advice on how to spread pestilence and lure imperial guard women away to catch xenos stds.
But no user, everyones actually mad about something this bland! because vaginas! goddamn white males!
*written by a white male
I will only play it if they remove puzzles.
Completely.
Of fucking course they won't, so I don't fucking care.
That's the thing that pisses me off the most. Fuck why couldn't they of at least used Conquest?
Isn't that just Jesus blowing his knife out?
If you want to play as a feminist womyn's wet dream then go ahead and pre-order the limited edition of this game (twice).
You're better off playing breath of the wild tbh.
didn't mean breath of the wild, meant that game that is 12 hours long with a woman mary sue protagonist who is an archer and runs very quickly when moving around, I forgot the name
Not as hot as her old art
So we're doing this again?
How long before the goons come back in false flagging abject hatred about the game being SJW infiltrated?
Horizon zero dawn, I almost forgot it existed till you mentioned it.
Do you think the goons are payed or lowtax just convinces them not to see their mistress' strings?
Oh, they showed up before I got around to replying or refreshing, figures.
They're just bitter lonely libshit wizards who have nothing better to do.
t. thq nordic employee
t. leftypol
You're already running on fanfiction terms. It was always Conquest, War, Famine and Death.
She looks like she was directly ported from league of legends.
i would have gone late reboot myself.
Damn, that is unflattering. Her style doesn't seem to click so much with the rest of the game now that I watch the trailer.
Yeah, it's bizarre. Her face is just a fucking mess. I like her armor design and she looks fine (maybe even better than Death and War) when you see from behind or any angle without her face, but that face… jesus christ. It's especially baffling because every other bit of art in the screenshots looks fine to great.
She undeniably looks like a guest villain on Reboot.
Do we really need ANOTHER "haha we're not sexist we love women in gaming" thread?
The Lara Croft one didn't pan out how you wanted and people aren't lapping up Darksiders 3 like you want, so you're back for another round?
i like how everything is BIG in this game
other than that its very forgetable
i see you goon.
There's a lot of things women shouldn't do, like be in the work place, serve in the military, vote or otherwise hold any positions of power, but being in video games is one thing they can do alright.
Are you seriously conflating people not liking the artstyle in a prerendered trailer to sexism
I don't know where the fuck you're from but you need to go back
Wow, can't unsee that now.
Shouldn't you be at /r9k/ crying about how you got teased by a discord full of trannies?
fuck
Let me know one time when letting women vote or hold positions of power didn't result in a leftist welfare state mess, or when having women in the work place didn't just result in sexual harassment lawsuits and general reductions in efficiency.
They look good in tight clothing hacking up demons though.
There appears to be a pattern here. Keep trying though, i'm sure your masters will reward with sex, and actually do it this time!
Sjw's jumping at shadows, what's new?
I don't see how this is a surprise. Who knew that most people wouldn't get upset over complaints that don't exist or don't have any basis in reality.
Dropped.
Prove him wrong. Your posts make clear you're a woman yourself.
You made two threads about this already here and here
. You keep making the threads to try and invent a problem to fight. Fuck off.
Who is making shit up you dense faggot? You tried to claim this the last thread, nobody is making shit up you're just autismal enough to make constant threads to shill the game and your agenda.
Those two threads are still up, everybody can see them.
Look in the Croft thread, female protags are fine but they need to be pleasant to look at. Fury is ugly.
Point out where i did that you illiterate faggot
Last post deleted because im a fuckwit.
Never change, /r9k/
Say what you will about GG. The mere fact that it will be the media's boogeyman for years to pass is worth all the trouble.
1 there was no last thread faggot otherwise this would be deleted as spam
2 anyone can google and find evidence of your masters trying to get people upset over nothing just like you are trying to grassroots for here
3 you dont even appear to know how threads fucking work on imageboards so theres your cover blown you dumb fucking goy
But keep it up man! i'm sure someone will believe you eventually :^)
I can't deny her face is fucked up but they have time to fix it, and if they don't, that'll be a shame. They have a lot of the original devs on the project and they're likely to recognize she looks like a Jersey Shore reject with cataracts.
Fury, which is the real reason to be mad about this.
I linked it you dense faggot. I actually linked it right there in the sentence. Here see . There it is. Here's another . You keep making this thread and you gotta stop.
What am I trying to get people upset about? We've had this thread 2 times and the point has been made both times.
What the fuck are you even on about lad, it's pretty clear you're either a marketer or some form of goon trying to stir shit. Post some anime so I know you're not a goon.
I mean only a small portion of the original staff is, Vigil didn't entirely absorb into THQ Nordic. Check the other DS3 thread I linked another user had more info on the status of the original team's staff.
THQ Nordic must be paying you guys next to nothing!
No wonder you shills are so bad at this. What's next, "just buy the game!!!!"?
fucking GAY
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Pestilence isnt a horsemen you doofus, its Conquest (white horse, a crown and a bow).
see
as a Nurgle fan I am outraged
Fug, are there any games that do that besides Kirby? Messiah is sort of like that.
so?
She looks like an Eldar.
Like that Yneave or what ever that new cat lady is?
Just shows you how much creativity the devs have
based on what I remember about the first game, not much
It's not like this IP does not deserve a little bit of shilling,
The first game was good although rough around the edges and the second game looked like it could have been better had THQ not rushed it due to their own financial trouble
Not an argument. You can make any game sound good if you just put in words like
etc
fag
also reported
Four Horsemen game, split into different campaigns with different playstyles, powers, and goals.
Straight up Dynasty Warriors game with MountainBlade elements. All about raising armies and driving them to bloody conflict.
AssCreed style game about picking off targets and manipulating the game world by offing certain people at the right time. Maybe like Shadows of Mordor where there is an active enemy army and you have to pick off certain generals and commanders.
Drain life from the world around you to upset the balance of the other nations and armies. You could just starve them all outright, but then another nation will just swoop in and slaughter everyone, then leave because there's no reason to stay in a blighted land. It's all about carefully setting up dominoes so you can knock them all down.
Grand Strategy game with the singular goal of ruling over as much territory as you can possibly get. You must exploit the other Horsemen who are running wild so you might conquer and fortify the most land.
it's the best ripoff of GoW and Zelda i've seen
God knows Vidya could use more Zelda like games right now
major implications that are objectively false right here, fucking redditors reported
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BoTW actually failed at being Zelda-like
I thought it was an Ubisoft game.
One of Death's powers is pestilence, so it's easy to confuse the two.
You're all faggots, and if you wanted a literal Bible interpretation, you wouldn't be playing a game where the Nephilim are 7 foot tall and the Seven Seals are literal objects that are governed by a magical Council
But at least you're not falling for their games and hating the female lead.
As I recommended last thread, you should all do some reading from the Bible to better understand the world around you.
Because famine triggers communists.
They had alternate non bible names
But even that changed
Do they have an Issue with Nurgle?
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Famine is actually closer to a Jew than to a Gommunist :^)
I know about the alternate names. I wrote 2 massive posts in the last thread:
Nurgle a shit, anyways.
>Nurgle a shit
Fuck off Tzeentch no body likes you, not even Nurgle and he like everybody
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Gommunism was invented by a Jew, so I'm not sure how much of a difference there is. Famine is still really Jewish though, because Famine kills through hyper inflation. This doesn't necessarily mean there's an actual mass shortage of food. It could just mean Famine is being a Jew.
Now this is Heresy.
No, Conquest and War make society cushy and move into luxury production, then they start to crumble due to strain, and since they're producing luxuries over basic needs, Famine comes in and fucks over the economy.
He's actually pretty good, as he tries to make sure people get fed, but it's more of a "You get meager rations and God's love gets you over the line" thing going on.
Oh you're a corpse god follower
We have something in common then
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DID YOU JUST ASSUME THAT CHILD'S GENDER, SHITLORD!
I didn't like either of the previous Darksiders games so I can't say I care.
A literal Four Horsemen game probably wouldn't be that fun anyway, since it would always end with the Second Coming and the player getting rekt by Jesus. Maybe it could be a high score type game. The first half is a management sim where the player builds up forces for the Second Coming while mitigating disasters from God's Wrath. The second half is a survival mode with waves that just keep coming until the player loses.
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But what is it going to play like? What Darksiders 2 was supposed to be like before it was rushed?
If they end up making Prince of Persia The Two Thrones but actually good I'm really on board. Even though I would have much preferred TPS as Strife, I don't think they'll pull it off considering DSII's Earth.
I would like to see more good games based around Christianity. The same old elves, orcs, dwarves, thing is getting pretty tired at this point.
Characters named Pestilence and Famine aren't edgy? Lul
Western vidya needs to die so we can rebuild from the ashes.
I don't think we know anything about that yet
"man" as part of a title is gender neutral
But nevermind that, you've convinced me that feminism is the one true path forward, we should remove the horrible word "man" from all contexts that oppress women like this
Thank you user for showing me the truth
delete this world and start it anew
keep these numbers tough
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AT LAST, I TRULY SEE
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Goons are amok.
I don't hate Darksiders because it has women, I hate it because it looks like it was designed by a 12 year old weebcuck and plays like a knockoff of Zelda.
Goons wouldn't complain about female protags. Get your facts straight, nufriend.
Quints wasted on a faggot
Noone talks like this except SJWs
Goons do whatever they can to fuck things over
It's the newest hottest leftycuck meme. Since their handlers can't false flag properly it has fallen on the brave leftists to show the world how ebul and transfataphobic the internet is!
Jesus is the first horseman though. Why would he stop the Judgement?
It's like man's version of waluigi.
The difference is that Konata was actually a genuinely nice person who loved her friends and dad as opposed to japanese garfield that threats them like shit. This is what pisses me off the most about her. Her supporting crowd of characters is actually likable and if you were to make a show about them instead, it would be a hundred times better.
"man" in old English referred to humans, whereas wifman meant human wife. Eventually this became woman. Really makes you think.
I'm 100% sure that every person that goes "ugh a woman" is just a false flagger that wants to write a "MYSOGYNYST GAMURS H8 STRONK FEMALE LEAD" article.
It's already an established lore. Yeah, it's raping the original christian mythology, but it's been done since the beginning of the franchise.
Go on…
That doesn't make it not shit
Oh absolutely.
… there's nothing left to say, really.
Ok, maybe I'll try to rephrase what I'm trying to say here:
BIG OLD LORE is created and is loved by "everyone" (mythology, religion, the greek epics, whatever).
Any misrepresentation of that lore should be looked down upon (not that it really matters in the end of the day if it's all fiction I swear I'm not wearing a fedora)
A work of fiction based on THE OLD LORE is created. It doesn't represent the old lore, it's just based upon it, builds it's own narrative on the foundation of old stories.
In this case we have the four horsemen:
Which are used to create the respective Darksiders characters:
Doesn't make much sense in terms of the old lore, but this is it's own product (as much as one can be one's own when built upon existing material).
It's not trying to represent Bible or ask Vatican to sponsor it on "educational" grounds.
Whatever problem people had with the changed horsemen are waaaaaaaay in the past. It's still retarded, but that ship sailed years, if not decades ago (I don't know how old this franchise is).
No user video games based on real life things have to be 100% faithful to them
Like bayonetta or okami or shower with your dad simulator
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Your attacking points nobody is making.
You're trying to stir shit. I know you and your pals are goons, considering OP disappeared as soon as I told him to post anime
So are you just not seeing all the faggots whining that they changed the horseman names or are you merely pretending to be retarded
Aren't conquest and war basically the same thing?
Not really, you can conquer without war via diplomacy(aka play CK2) or war for other reasons than conquest
That doesn't equate to what you're bitching about faggot.
Nobody is complaining that it's not being 100% faithful to source material and that its bad for that reason. It's bad because famine or conquest would have been way better, and they've reduced the horsemen to "war, war, death and war".
Go back to SA you fucking faggot, post anime.
So what the fuck does conquest even do? Have a little conversation with people? That's his horseman ability, diplomacy?
Conquest fights for, you guessed it the conquest of things. War can be summarized as civil war.
He instills complacency in people with their new order/master.
Imagine if the entire population of Texas turned French overnight.
Pretty sure if texas turned french they'd be so annoyed they'd turn into like, Super Texas.
I think we're both out of our element in this one.
I thought the four horsemen were supposed to represent the elements in which humanity stops prospering, which are hunger, illness, destruction and loss of will to fight against it all.
Conquest controls. War is about war, but through war comes conquest.
They represent the stages of the fall of the Roman Empire.
I never liked how unoriginal they're weapons were. You could turn famine's weight thing into a sick chain weapon that extends. Or just make him a grappler that sucks nutriatens. That was my idea for my future biblical game. Oh well.
Fuck off weeb, stop projecting to make yourself feel better about paying ten bucks to use a forum
Conquest is expansion of territory/religion.
War is civil fracturing due to size.
They're the stages of societal downfall. There's 3 more steps afterwards that are to do with religious salvation.
They can be used to represent the fall of Rome. They're also allegories for before the Roman empire, early-Rome, [current year] and generic spiritual stuff.
Notice the Goon's aversion to anime. He cannot bring himself to post it, even if it means failing his mission.
I'm pretty sure they did, and Jesus was to break the 7 seals
The Seven Seals are pieces of knowledge that God wants us to work up to knowing. Every time he opens one, a new bad thing happens to weed out the unfaithful.
It was seen as the Fall of Rome at the time due to it being written around that time, but it can and is applied to other periods.
Quick question, what seal are we on? I want to keep score.
Well, technically none, though you could draw parallels to us being at the start/middle of the First Seal, so Conquest.
So how do you know we have moved to a new one? When the rest of the world becomes Brazil, are we officially at famine or pestilence? Old lore like this really fascinated me even as a kid.
t. Jebus
It could be something like subjugating enemies under his will, rallying demons under his command, being able to summon creatures you've defeated
Say, you defeated a boss in some castle and after that, his underlings would swear loyalty to you (I doubt demons would have much loyalty, but they would probably like to be on the winning side)
Well, you can either be around the entry point of the Horseman for the first 4 Seals. Conquest and Famine speak when they enter. War has a loud horse and Death has the entirety of Hades following him, so should be easily spotted.
It's still up for debate as to whether they're literal Horsemen or just an allegory for what happens.
The only way to truly know is you can't. You can just guess, but the world isn't too fucked right now.
He's such a nice guy.
This is blatant false flagging by the SJWs. They need their boogeymen, or else those Kotaku articles can't be written.
Conquering area could also give you other bonuses, like easy travel, opening more areas or giving you access to their caches and products.
If we take the cinematic reveal at face value, the thing that comes most to mind is The Dark Prince from The Two Thrones.
So the majority of the Shin Megami Tensai games before nintendo fagged them up?
What credibility? They present sociology theory as a matter of fact. They've been spewing pure idiocy for years.
>"Hey, 10bucks. Watcha doin?"
What a shame
Are you saying user is an anime girl?
Then what the fuck is Fury?
We are also talking about a book that takes metaphors and flowery language to a new fucking tier. For all we know it's just a loud, unique noise followed by something huge that looks fucking scary. I love old world lore.
He's right
No he isn't. THE Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse are always referred to as male. A horseman can be female, but THE Horsemen cannot be.
shes actually a realistic portrayal of alot of girls. not so much the otaku thing, but more about them being the perfect person in public, but then when the door is shut, theyre wearing sweatpants and watching shitty tv covered in potato chip crumbs.
alot of women fit this category. i know a really pretty girl thats organized, smart, and well put together in public. but at home all she wants to do is eat garbage while playing anno or civ on her laptop while watching anime about cute girls or police crime dramas on the TV.
she's a shut in that performs well in public.
"men" is different from "man" :^)
Post anime you goon
How about you post enough for the both of us since you want to derail the thread that badly
Why are you goons so easy to spot?
It would be so easy to just keep 1 or 2 images to post and keep up the charade, but you'll never manage to successfully subvert communities if you make it this easy to spot you.
don't give them advice
You're both wrong, as the Horsemen aren't humans, they're fucking spooky pseudo-ghost warriors that don't even take the form of a human half the time they're depicted.
And that's even assuming you subscribe to the idea that the Horsemen are physical beings and not just metaphors for the destruction and suffering brought about when the Seals are broken. I mean, Seals 5-7 don't have a horsemen, they have spiritual signs associated with them.
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Why would I try to subvert anything when you can do it just as easily?
All I have to do is shitpost like usual and you closeted goons come out of the woodwork trying to divide and conquer
Fuck off
GAS THE LAMBS
SHEEP WAR NOW
Except Jesus is always referred to as the Lamb so it's pretty obvious they don't mean a literal lamb dipshit.
Yes, but the prior 4 are clearly stated to be horsemen. Jesus was a form of unofficial horseman representing seals 5-7 though.
Anime
Hue.
Considering the White Rider can be interpreted as Jesus or the Antichrist, it's a pretty vague thing.
Anyways, John was high on drugs love from God when he saw that.
o i am laffin
It's because nowadays devs think that higher poly count = better graphics, and they don't care about textures, here skin is just a fucking plain pink texture slapped on, look at Half-Life 2 faces textures, they are so detailed, Eli has wrinkles and skin folds.
A secret agent and leader of SHIELD?
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No, Jesus broke the seals and shit happened around him.
The representations of 5-7 were Wings, Earthquake, 7 Trumpets.
hasn't Saint Anita done whole videos on why sexy female protagonists like this are just as bad as no female protagonists?
Jesus is the one who breaks the seals yes, but I'm sure he was supposed to ride a horse in one of the further seal events
The AAA games she's involved with to any extent always bomb so maybe they're getting the message
Do you need to watch Evangelion to understand The Bible?
Bible is now my favorite anime.
Oh my poor soul…
Watching Evangelion will not give you understanding of anything, least of all the Bible seriously, the authors wrote in christian symbology because they thought it was cool and edgy
I hope you're kidding.
yes, /christian/ even has a permanent EVA sticky
Jesus can be interpreted to be the first Horsemen, but that's only because later on he is seen riding a white horse while spreading religion, which is what Conquest can be seen to do.
All of the Christian stuff in Eva is purposefully wrong as Japs hate the religion due to the early missionaries.
she's a shut in that performs well in public
Its called relaxing, not being a "shut in". Everybody does that and besides that , the webm you posted is a prime example of a mary sue
Post proof pls. Need salt intake.
No they're just ignorant of religions in general. You'll end up with a lot of retarded shounens with crosses and other religious symbols where they don't make any sense.
They are ignorant of everything nonjapanese
Go on…
They don't understand organised religion like the West and Middle-East do, but they actually dislike Christianity, not because of the beliefs, but because of the fuckery they caused when they sent over missionaries.
Which reminds me, there's a Liam Neeson film about that stuff, which came out recently, Must watch that, I have a small crush on the man.
What fuckery? You mean getting persecuted by the Japs for daring not to worship the Emperor?
Another antichristian Scorsese film where he tries to alleviate his regrets about not becoming a priest instead of a film maker.
Well you would too if some filthy gaijin came to your country after nuking it twice and told you about his god.
Japs are extremely xenophobic, its a well known fact user
What fuckery ? You mean persecuting them until they had to open a small rebelion?
Yes nuking them in the 1500s.
No, the Christians set up their own little missions, or villages, and would go into villages on the far reaches of the Emperor and spread Christianity.
They'd say everything they knew was a lie, pls come be Christians, then when the Emperor finally sorted them out and sent them packing, they didn't much care for Christians anymore.
They don't actively attack them or anything, they're just always wary.
How was Silence antichristian ? It was implied that they both kept their faith
That's not how it works boyo. They're both traitors.
How do you think that works exactly? They politely told them to leave?
this might not be so bad.
lol
Legend of Stafy is one kinda like that.
They had to pretend to be a pair good japanese boys just because they wanted to protect the villagers
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But they didn't come without their knowledge the Japs had been trading with Europe for awhile.
That's not how Christianity works. It isn't Islam where you can just lie about your faith to save yourself.
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or to save others for that matter
The Japs let in missionaries under pretense of trade. They didn't know they were going to go about converting people.
Not sure about the film, but it's by Del Toro isn't it? I wouldn't expect the man to actually get the source material right.
There were more that 100 000 japanese converts before they killed them
And thats where you are wrong
Oy vey those evil Christians not worshiping the emperor.
No it's a Scorsese film.
Boy I'd like to hear your theology then retard.
You could call the Antikythera a nuclear clock.
Drop in the ocean.
I love this game already, we're actually having discussion instead of funposting.
Though I am funposting in other threads as we speak.
Nobles were converted too
Mhm how exactly is saving lives of others wrong then? And btw there are villages which stayed christian in hiding till this day
Because he apostatized.
Not really tho
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Goddamnit.
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Italian or French?
Portuguese.
I know that feel
slavs also do that
Commies the lot of you
Wait a goddamn second, you fucking faggot, who uses "." for decimal points?
That's for 1.000 dividers.
Like:
What in the goddamn name of fuck do YOUR people use for large numbers? Spaces? Like plebs?
Here, have 394 897 544 234,234827346283746 centimeters of cock. Can you quickly identify the order of magnitude of how much cock you're taking by counting a common symbol among all those numbers? No?
Well that's why you're sucking nearly 395 millions of cockmeters.
Oh god, I thought it was just south-east Europe
I now instantly regret my curiosity that made me google if "cockmeter" was an accepted IS unit.
OF COURSE
CAN WE PLEASE STOP WITH GAY SHIT ALREADY?
But the device was created to measure the femininity of penises. It can't be gay.
Commas are for writing.
Periods are for writing and denoting decimals.
Spaces are for filthy fucking Canadians and some Americans.
Commas are for escaping awkward situations.
Periods are justifications to beat up someone.
Spaces are for ancient aliens.
I can't tell if that's a joke like the other 2 that I'm not getting, or if you're telling me you write an ellipsis with commas.
err, you don't?,,,
where do you think we are?
Congratulations, you triggered me twice for the price of one.
and you paid nothing, your welcome
Lack of ability to recognize humor is an early sign of autism, user.
The early sign was typing in the URL to this hellhole.
I don't even know anymore.
I'm so lost…
I used to be a canadian engraving canoe, but then some people came along and I can't talk about video games in a calm manner anymore.
People get sidetracked by gay shit, inability to understand that different countries use different measuring systems and grammatical rules, some political shit that doesn't even belong in that conversation or some other mundane shit that shouldn't matter here.
I can't believe I'm saying this, but I already miss 2014.
More like a sign they're German.
kill me.
What are you talking about, the germans have a Vonderfull sense of humor.
Holla Forums used to be much calmer back then. Kinda hard to start threads on unpopular games without being called a shill repeatedly for instance. Also, let e-dick waving.
Guess that's the price for large a community user.
it's like pottery
I just keep the catalogs in the bar up there. It's not like I go to a lot of other sites.
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Eh, I'd argue that we didn't have an invasion of "dudebros".
It was more like an invasion of people that really, really hate videogames. Or rather, they like a few of them, and hate everything else.
Since their games of choice only have a thread every now and then, they lurk the others and fit in aswell as a Jew fits in Palestine.
Also meme-spouters and shitposters. Not the usualy shitposter mind you, the one's that really are in it for the pure shit-tastic discussion one gets when 50% of the comunication is made with image macros.
I also don't think we were invaded, so much as we fabricated a lot of those people. I lurk Holla Forums enough to know that we got a bunch of crossposters coming in here and reddit, but those are usually the 15 year olds making 3-4 words posts. The serious and dedicated shitposter is a lot more invasive, noxious and doesn't relent. That kind of thing is 100% 8ch product, it quite simply doesn't grow anywhere else.
The userbase feels smaller and slower.
My favourite board is Holla Forums but that has really dried up in recent months. Mostly due to shit BO and a useless Vol that deletes things he doesn't like, but also due to user drop off.
It's great, but the one on the picture died.
Thanks to the google's jew magic, I found the newer one:
keygenjukebox.net
This thing is 60% of the reason I pirate games.
Europeans, everybody.
It's called progress, murrica. :^)
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In the game it's War Death Fury and Strife. Darksiders 3 you play as Fury
I liked the first Darksiders, it was like an edgy Zelda. Was the second the same or did it turn into more of an action game and less adventure puzzle stuff?
the second was a much larger game world, but was essntially the same sort of GoW/Zelda mash up, but with RPG shit thrown in too, since it rained loot like Diablo.
It was mostly more of the same but they added a lot of platforming which can be hit-and-miss and an uncompelling diablo-esque loot system.
Opposite.
More puzzles and movement, though I wouldn't call it harder puzzles, just more of them. Felt much more like zelda than the 1st to me.
Cool thanks, sounds like I'd be into it.
It's rushed. The combat is faster and more responsive, but weapons took a hit since now you only have scythes and heavy/fast(even though each catagory has three types of weapons, they all play the same sans a charged attack) weapons. There's a lot more traversal but it feels boring and it dies out by the third chapter of the game. Similar to a lot of Spiders games, you get a lot of sidequests in the first two areas of the game and then jack shit in the last two. The game ends way too prematurely but what's there is mostly really good, thanks to the combat.
My advice? Play on apocalypse, but don't use weapons and armor that are your level, maybe three or five levels below you. And for the love of god, don't ever put any life steal on your weapons.
I really liked it but it definitely shows signs of getting rushed, most obvious in the ending stages of the game. And the final boss is a unintentional pushover
And in my humble opinion, it's easily one of Jesper Kyd's best soundtracks, right next to Hitman Silent Assassin
Must be revenge for the Yokka Laylee thing.
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Yeah, it's pretty fun
The story's a step up from the first one too and Death's character is pretty great. The VA does a great job with him to boot.
Sorry for inventing everything before your shitty New Israel existed to set the conventions, burger kikes.
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Americans really seem to think that at first there was nothing, and then there was 'Murica.
More like the world was fantastic, and then the British let their dog escape and shit all over it.
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What is the difference between original Darksiders II or and Deathinitive Edition?
I don't care about the tea kikes either.
But that was something that you would expect from a nigger, if you ask me.
Deathinitive has all the DLC shit spread around and rebalanced to actually be semi-useful, should have better textures and resolution, but may or may not work properly on your computer.
you forgot A2, Jeanne, Rosa, Lady and Trish.
I love female action hero's pulling off crazy sexy moves.
But because most girls are shit at games they can't get into the genre so it's seen as men only so then seen as "designed for men's pleasure", not that is a bad thing
On the other hand if they starred in some shitty indy game that's easy as fuck the feminists would actually see past the appearances.
It's typical of them, treating everything as a sex object willy nilly but there's hell to pay if it's on the other foot
sounds like Bayonetta
also they removed an online gift giving component that no one used.
Deathinitive comes with all the DLC and such.
Supposedly the extra dungeons etc add 30 hours of more gameplay.
Is the dlc and extra shit the stuff that they were not able to put in the game originally due to it being rushed or is that shit too ingrained in the gameplay and system?
What were the extra dungeons, again?
Were they some of the sidequests?
I just noticed the spokes on those are sexy lady legs
Alright, thanks.
Suppose I'll give the Deathinitive edition a try then.
Then I saw when the Lamb broke one of the seven seals, and I heard one of the four living creatures saying as with a voice of thunder, “Come.” I looked, and behold, a white horse, and he who sat on it had a bow; and a crown was given to him, and he went out conquering and to conquer.
When He broke the second seal, I heard the second living creature saying, “Come.” And another, a red horse, went out; and to him who sat on it, it was granted to take peace from the earth, and that men would slay one another; and a great sword was given to him.
Conquest seems to be a Warmorger and someone who wins while War is literal violence and carnage.
I think the DLC was just standard for the time fare of "here's some extra shit you don't really need" so it's not too ingrained. I don't remember all of it but I think there was a challenge gauntlet thing and a couple weapons, the weapons being notoriously awful since they were all like level 10 or some shit so at most you'd use them for the first world only and by the time you got them you usually had found something better anyway.
I don't think there was anything new, just rebalancing, DLC being intergrated and graphics.
The only one I remember was Arghul's Tomb. The game gave you a quest fairly early on to kill 4 versions of Death to prove you're the best, but Arghul was locked behind DLC. Or maybe it was you can kill it but the DLC lets you properly kill him. Can't recall.
There were 2 or 3 other dungeons, IIRC.
Conquest was external expansion, War was civil/internal conflict that rises from being so large/powerful.
Fucking lame.
Kinda obvious who it really is.
So was that thing the ppg's version of satan or just a really fucked up otherworldly enemy ala Rita Repulsa?
Dubs confirm
I am 100% sure he was the devil, seeing as he gained power from evil deeds and shit like that
Taking the bible non-literally is at best Texas sharpshooting.
been a good while since I played last, honestly I can't recall
there were 3 major DLCs:
A Questline where you have to find Argul's Tomb (the source of his power) and destroy it. There's three different dungeons involved with this DLC; Frostbone Crypt, The Berth, and The Frigid Spire.
A smaller questline where you're tasked with destroying The Abyssal Forge, a construct created by The Mad Smith capabale of creating weapons and shit from the abyss.
in which you go to Earth to slay Belial.
there's extra sidequests in all of these too i believe
Yeah, something tells me they don't have Joe Madureira back for this game, since she looks nothing like his other work. And knowing that they probably don't have Joe Mad back hurts, because his art style really brings a lot of good shit to the table for both games.
In the trailer it looks to me like they've got enough assets to use to mimic his style, but not his finer touches.
DS3 was in brainstorming stage before THQ went under.
I'm sure he worked on some aspects of her design.
Anyways, the in-game, touched up photos look better than the cinematic, so there's a chance they're just fucking idiots at CG.
Joe Mad is NOT working on Darksiders 3.
Just once I'd love to catch these faggots slipping up. Watch them post a screenshot only to notice they have an edit/delete button, or they use their real account by accident, something along those lines.
Didnt wu do this?
Yeah. IIRC it even had something like "posted 3 seconds ago" too
Yes, as did Anita and Literally Who.
Reading through these Steam forums, it's a bunch of goons getting salty and every single person who's played the other 2 telling them to fuck off.
Bretty gud/10.
So is this going to be another episode of goons maybe stirring shit, kuktaku and the bunch picking up on the "hate" and THQ Nordic caving into meaningless demands, crippling a game that may or may not be good as it is and 4chan getting another influx of SJWs which in turn forces even more 4chan anons to migrate here?
I'm more upset with the fact that they don't use the actual four horsemen and go with some shit.
And I mean the REAL horsemen: Famine, War, Death and Conquest (or God's Wrath).
Not the faggotry shown in media for so long.
You know those other four other horsemen from the sixth trumpet? Those angel warlords riding lionheaded snek-tailed firebreathing horses whose armies of 200 million each were supposed to kill off a third of humanity?
Could they be made into a game?
Why do they need four horsemen when "death" is the super category of all of those things?
Sounds like all the enemies of the God of War games or at least the third one.
Nah man, he straight up designed her completely, see that first pic of Fury in my previous post. That WAS his design of her. He made one for Strife too.
yeah, sad to see. That's already a total buzz-kill for me, knowing he's not involved.
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wadafug is this shid
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They are actually consequences of war.
For example, the horsemen of War is not so much about violence but about making people turn at eachother, famine is about sieges and burning crops, death… not sure about, and conquest is about full god's retribution against the infidels.
They are not literal meanings.
holy shit it's real, I thought you were taking us for a ruse there.
did you post it?
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Is Famine a communist?
Yes
As a matter of fact, yes.
en.wikipedia.org
But she's not discriminatory!
All are welcome in the motherfamine!
Where are you reading anything like that? I've only seen the White Rider as Conquest, Jesus or the Antichrist.
They're not as much fun, as they don't have a theme to guide the game.
They were in one of the endings for the film Red State, which I thought was pretty neat. Can't recall if that was the DVD, theatrical or festival ending, though.
Famine is about starvation and poor living conditions due to Conquest and War causing external and internal conflict.
Death is Hades literally following him everywhere and picking up the dead.
They can be literal or figurative, depending on your own interpretation.
Famine is a Jew as it's all about the economics behind grain prices and distribution.
holy shit
en.wikipedia.org
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TRUE POTTERY!
You have the bad kind of autism.
I've seen a bibble where it calls Conquest "Wrath of god" at least in taco language.
We are talking about the one with a bow and a crown, right?
Here is my problem with the protagonist and it is the same problem I have with female Ryder, she isn't just non-sexualized, she is ugly.
It shouldn't be hard to just put a decent face and hair style if nothing else on a woman.
I don't think that is too much to ask.
Darksiders has character designs that look like of a cape comic of sorts.
Making a nock-off Witchblade seems like it would be the go to, even a more conservatively dressed incarnation would work.
Instead it looks like they made a clone of the Marvel character Angela what with the dumb hair and the practically irisless-ness.
To me she just seems like another garbage western made heroine right up there with Shelly from Bombshell.
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you have the bad kind of killjoy attitude
Well, the apocalypse DID happen, so I guess it's as accurate as it can be.
Then I saw when the Lamb broke one of the seven seals, and I heard one of the four living creatures saying as with a voice of thunder, “Come.” I looked, and behold, a white horse, and he who sat on it had a bow; and a crown was given to him, and he went out conquering and to conquer.
Revelation 6:1-2
Might be a translation thing. In the Jewish Bible (not the Torah, the Hebrew-language Bible) he is called Victory.
I was with you up until you pulled Warwick out of your arse. :)
I COME FROM THE NET
God damn it.
I like to pretend 40k is a sequel to Revelations. There are so many similarities between Holy Terra and Revelations that I think Games Workshop got quite a bit of inspiration from the Bible.
40k
Revelations
Also, no where does Revelations say or imply that Revelations is the final story of mankind. God continues to be a judge against the wicked, implying there is still evil existing and influencing somewhere. Just not on Earth.
HOLY SHIT HOW DID EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD HAVE THE SAME ID?
shills gone too far