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hello thread

looloo buffs when

I laughed but this teleport bs is too broken.

Can we ban him from making threads?

Yo my man whats up

about to fap dude
what you doing

You should of replied with this

*has a million throats, so losing one doesn't matter*
haha! i bet that you didn't expect that!
*assumes crab position for maximum XP boost*
now it's time to pay for your error - IN FULL!
*scuttles over to you, crab style*
*throws your ideas and posts into the trash where they belong*
and now to take out the trust garbage of all ...
*throws you into the sun*

gonna watch bf play no mans sky. can bother me on steam if you want. it's up to you

alright. have fun.

That does not sound exciting. Have fun.

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bumping elmaoton john and getting on my smoke
gonna munch soon bruh

lucky enough not to work tomorrow so Imma
idk smoke weed lmao

i cant imagine what its going to be like going back to a work schedule after a year
i wonder if ill make it lmao


hi flansa

are you a neet?

You could always become a cam boy if the regular job thing doesn't work out.

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im off a year before i go to col. state


im definitely going to do porn if i get the opportunity in college

You have been practicing your edge..

I blew it

I mean, if you record yourself jerking off and upload it to your personal Xhamster account, that's technically porn. I imagine you'll get that opportunity plenty.

How does it feel now to watch it burn?

What are you going to schooling for man

if ya want you can blow me too

what happens if you eat the do not eat silica

you go nini forever

I'm all alone, when I look in the mirror it feels like there's nobody looking back...

It feels hot


Noty bard

a-are you okay....

wildlife biology
im gonna travel the world and study animales

That's what they all say bbydoll

my best friend is intereste din that
what got you interested in that ?;

Can you tell me what's left when nothin's right?

You could've prevented this

But then it wouldn't be hot.

wildlife is my thing famalam
its what ive wanted to do since i was 4

That's what I say


How do I fix it?

y-you're so mysterious and cool....k-kakkoi....

that's a good thing

i like it
is nice

I'm emo af.


I took a personality test and it told me so.

no mans sky turned out to be as awful as i said btw
dont suicide my man

It's already hot enough here though ;~;


Too late, we've already come about destruction and chaos. Nothing to do but pray it all away in solidarity.

e-emo guys are cool..b...but I'm a...I'm a popular kid!

i think ur wrong

i preordered the limtied edition so gotta wait for it in the mail and I cant buy a ps4 until payday this week
but i am still excited for it

*sticks out my tongue** nyaaa

awwww man
youre gonna be so disappointed
im sorry bard

Is that like praying the gay away

even if its not good
this friday i am ordering rockband to play ith my best friend
it will be good too

But I own you so that makes me even more popular.

*hufs and buffs u*

Something like that

so tricky

hai yes

Someday I will be as popoular as you ! with determination!!

silica just give u dry mouth.

We got a lot of praying to do either way

I didn't do anything wrong though :

If it ever happens I'll just put you back in your place.

I have like a huge bag of it maybe 200-300g

Not again...you'll never fit.....

What did you do right?

No i'm like a master key.

I'm neither right or left. Politics suck ass.

Go pls

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Soon. Just a while longer

He'll die of cancer from that phone before the bullet does him in.

So are you cute

microwaved pizza lunchable was amazing.

Post a less shit touhou too

If I'm feeling particularly ambitious, it's definitely the way to go.

I feel like if you had a toaster oven that would be a better choice.

You discovered a new crafting recipe!

Who owns a toaster oven? And who has time to preheat a toaster oven?

I have one. You don't need to preheat it.

I think we had one when I was little, but there's very little place for it when we've got a toaster, an oven, and a microwave.

You missed the only chance to see a pic of me, unfortunately


I don't know what the hell to post, so I'll just go back to nothing for a while then

You don't need a toaster if you have a toaster OVEN though.

Post cute things

Do I get to dig around in a toaster oven with a fork, though? If not, that's a deal breaker for me.

kaybe pls spoiler


thats not true at all
i could totally try to become your friend if i wanted
we could be besties and then i would infact figure out what you look like

yes. it was way more work than normal. but definitely probably worth it. maybe.

well shit, I do have one. but that just seems like even more work and like it would take even longer.

just adding heat doesn't count.

You should just put the entire unopened lunchable into the toaster oven and see what happens.

I don't think you'd find him that attractive.


It's much more fun to do in an electrical socket, of course.


Just buy bagel bites and stop trying to cheat the system.

It does in 7 Days to Die. Raw meat. Cooked meat. Dirty water. Boiled water.

mmm. melted plastic.

no, bagel bites are amazing but I'm not paying those exorbitant prices.

I don't get my food stuck in electrical sockets, though. Very often, at least.

(bagel bites suck by the way, don't buy into the hype)

yeah yeah I guess.

also I need to sleep. didn't get much last night so I'm going early. goodnight.

Sleep well.

Can't be all that much worse for you than the lunchable itself, really.


Bye

that is a lot of ponos

You ever walked to and fro the store and then suddenly your entire area gets covered in snow and bears start chasing you?

really?
why not fam

Oh, nvm. Night Cuppers

Whatever, I like them.

I'd rather just have a damn pizza, though.

I'm not enough of a rude crude dude to explain.

what does that even mean

I don't want to call someone ugly, fam.

yo BUT YOU JUST DID

i trust your advice though because youre my buddy

Well, sure, I'd rather have grilled lemon pepper chicken, but who has time for that? Not me, that's who.

Sometimes the people we love make us do things we don't want to do.

Looks fine to me. But I agree that Boo probably isn't into it.

Yeah, definitely not Boo's type.

damnit you were right
im gonna get used to trusting u test
i think u have good adviser potential

Do you just save absolutely everything?

I have a feeling I'm in this folder too.

I don't save absolutely everything.

You are in it too though.

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post me

Post Boo tasty

Okay.

DAMMIT

Tasty? Like this?

Nah, it's another image of him that Grim posts.

It triggers Boo.

not much triggers
its just the most unflattering image he has of me

nice boo collection fam i approve

I don't know what it looks like, I suppose I might have it. What's the gist of it?

wait
how many images fam...

I do it for the people.

He's got his mouth open and one arm over his head if I remember correctly.

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FAM....

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Not that many, about 40.


I probably don't, I've got a lot of blaring gaps.

*hugs*

I WASN'T CALLING YOU TASTY

"BOO TASTY" IS THE NAME OF THE IMAGE HOLY MOOOOOOOLY

youre crazy dude
post more

Unless it's this one, that is.


I'm not taking it off.


I'll throw a few more down. Some are pretty mundane though.

HAHA

Close but no cigar

Let's not roleplay

its not

Rats. I'll have to look out for it.


*doesn't roleplay*

When you pretend to hug someone that's roleplaying. You're not actually hugging them.

i am hugging them
they accept it
its verfied

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why fuss? why not make it easy and just accept things as they are, become complacent and understanding.
why do you choose often to contest?

I think you were looking for affable, or amiable, not complacent.

oh god lukas going ham

oh m y goodness

"Complacent" is something most people try to avoid. I am understanding. Empathy is something I strive for.

I feel like you chose "contest" for the pun. Regardless, I don't do it simply to start an argument. I'm genuinely trying to correct the misunderstandings you have. I do that to others sometimes. You just happen to be very messed up.

At least you'll always have a job in Geico commercials.


I'm rooting for you, buddy. I hope Luka keeps it interesting though.

close enough, it got the point across.


honestly not for the pun at all, at first until after i finished the thought.
You don't really understand me.
trying to change someone isn't something positively looked upon you do know? especially when it's based upon and personal subjective view.

I'm not trying to win or lose anything.

It didn't get the point across, though, is the thing. It was a point of misunderstanding.


That doesn't make it any less fun to root for.

You understood the gist of it, so it worked. I don't really care.

this is my favorite

Thank you for your smug anime picture, Luka.


It's a really great picture, I've got to hand it to you.

After several years I think we all understand you fairly well. Some people just let it go when you act crazy or bafflingly airheaded, some just insult you or say the same "get a job" you've heard time and again. I put a little more energy in. I don't care how it's looked upon. All I care about is if anything's ever going to get through to you. It probably won't, is the real problem.

lewd

There is no problem.
only the one's (You) create, doesn't mean i have to accept it.
you can say how ever many times as you want, it's not the truth and gospel of the world.

k

walk a mile in these shoes, ect. ect. ...

is this luka's ultimate form?

nope

What size do you wear?

Give him a minute to look up how women's shoe sizes work.

no

I don't blame him, it's really complicated. I feel bad for women with their weird clothes sizings.


Spoil sport.

is test awake

I wear a size Maybe

itis almost bedtim I brush tooth

He's at the wheel, I won't speak as to whether he's awake or not.

You are going to bed at strange hours.

Right here, sup?

Don't you try to tell her what bedtim is

If I was a woman my feet would be size 17 and a half.


I want to play Overwatch.


read above

Iwas trying to think of a Iam the one who knocks meme but noI did not find any but

IT IS NOT STRANGE

what's different about woman's shoes

theyre just smaller?

Tristan, please. You're a beautiful young woman.

Thank you for letting me know.

If I was a woman I would cut off my feet and try to attract a rich Katawa Shoujo fan.

Ithink the wings are going to be like 40-50 centimeter tall this pix is gong to be huge

Sure thing fam, let's go to the discord and further the agenda of killing the threads.

Squish's discord that is.

I have an image to maintain.

aww... i cant get in that one

Even stranger is that we have not been drinking.

I don't appreciate this slander


I dunno, I'd rather be deaf. It's not even a real disability and the KSfags would still come crawling


k one sec

so little tim so much to do
drinking uses up like 2 days poof up in the skies gone never to be seen again right

is it really that worth

What else will you use them for?

dank stuff

I feel like bed nana I mean I have been feeling like bed for a while but I mean I finished toothbrush so I can actually bed on my feelings nana

*hufs warmly*

nana ♥

Got tired faster than I thought I would last night so I went to bed earlier. Sorry if you came back for League

ludsa

bump

ded thred ;~;

soo lonely

Not a problem. My affairs took a bit longer to settle than I expected.

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I'm down for one now if we can find one or two more

Everyone is on Overmeme. We can leave it for another day, perhaps.

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Alright

You make me miss chocolate with that avatar

...

???

look at the name

I meant the poster

🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆

oh yeah, i still have them on steam.

They are supposed to be making a folder for me but I haven't heard from them in a while

They are living their own life just fine~

Mmhm

Did I miss anything besides all the postings of cute girls?

Come play with us.

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i hate my weather

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Bard come chill in Discord with us.

Yes, do that.

oh um I'm okay thank you]

[unamused]

It would be good for you.

discord.gg/zpxCP

I'm in here, so you can masturbate to my sexy voice if it helps.

idk is alot of ppl iam trying to avoid

ty though

it is nice to hsee you here instead...

Understandable.

Ok.

What does that mean

how is your day going?
up to much?

Me too

>complains lonliness
>doesnt join discord

I don't want to be the only one not playing mobas or shooters
It's awkward

They're all sucking your dick in here, Bard. Come on in. You can listen to your own dick getting sucked.

woohoo yeah stick it to em bard

is it a holiday or something?
I'm not a religious man

Once I get another job I'm seriously ok with getting it for you.

That's really kind but moneys not an issue friend
That's just not something for me

Alright. I couldn't get it for a while anyhow.
I got laid off.

I think that you are a religious man against your will. They will write books about you and how you were intermittently acutely unhappy and worked in a kitchen with fat guys for our sins.

...

That's petty worrysome to hear are you doing alright?

Anywhere you have planned to try out at?
I'm sorry squash

I can't beleive I'm not Jesus

The spoiler fell off.


I Can't Believe It's Not Jesus! tm

I'm already set up with another job.
Contrary to what Luka thinks it isn't hard to get a job.

ty

It's great you're willing to put in the work to support what you have to

I hope you can enjoy it as much at your new place if you get on as your old one
Did you like it there or are you a bit satisfied to get out?

Yeah, but who actually wants to work instead of getting paid for nearly no activity?

*hugs*

how do u fix ur hair

I'm kind of glad to be out.
It was mind numbing.

Though a lumber yard might not be good either.

i usually just cut all mine off

strong boi
Going to build your muscles

Yeah that would be nice.

thats the way to go boy

gonna touch them bulging muscliness

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fix?

I would love to get that dad bod going.

you know what it means u big faker

Weird, usually dad bods give you wood, now wood is going to give you a dad bod.

I regret mentioning body image.

i regret you mentioning that too

physical labour ill definately do that to you

Like 2 years ago my best friend became a roofer and now hes like thick as a tree

no you worded it too vaguely.

fine w/e how do you prepare your hair?

a good warm shower shampoo/conditioner, and lots of combing
pretty normal basic stuff.

That shit sounds great. Going to drink a lot of protein shakes.

Noting wrong with sucking some dick every now and then if you're into that kind of stuff

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dont really style it huh?

not really, i just brush it lots.

do you ever wear it in a ponytail????

sure

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kawaii tilde roleplay blush!

b& for pedo

i just dislike pig tails.

yeah pigtails are weird almost creepy imo...

i'm just watching this blind girl and how she's doing her makeup right now.

aww thats sweet

mhm
:)

sci suicide

(S)ui(C) (I) de

I'd rather be listening to 'Afrida' by Toto right now!

hey boo would u date a blind girl

oh how I love /a/

annoying song

youtube.com/watch?v=_MCOpkJbxEc

Bard.

Think im gonna kill myself
Cause a little suicide
Stick around for a couple of days
What a scandal if I died

Maps girl has such a pretty voice

that would make me really sad i dont want to see that

I'd make an exception
If you want to save my life
Brigitte Bardot gotta come
And see me every night

I love girls with that kind of voice.
I really need to expand my music library.

Holla Forums can't keep names for shit.

dont worry bardo i will find her(him?) for you!

Here's oneof those I always enjoyed :)

I can dig it.
Love the echo in the voice.

me atm

speaking of suicide when the hell is elma supposed to die finally?

I'm glad you liked the gif.

Sci, chill.
Shit man.

he apparently said he was gonna suicide ages ago and im still freakin waiting this is bs man.

i want sci to kill himself

I am still waiting for sci to void themselves.
I mean, NaziEgg cannot be his final form.
Also

Hi thread!
Guten Morgen.
And if you are Blood-Chan... GLUTEN morgen

Half the people in the threads have said they would an hero.
Maybe 2 people have actually done it.

dont get ur hopes up queerboy

Gluten is bad though.

i want sci to kill himself

hail traveler

Sci's death would be nice.

yeah but hes talked about it a lot. it s bs yo...


dont get ur hopes up queerboy

I bought some gluten free ketchup today.

Oh I've finally decided my future lies
Beyond the yellow brick road

This

So just ignore it I guess.
Not like there is much reason to put faith in most people here either way.

I want neko to slip on some panties and take some pics for me

GOOD.


Khajit has wares, if you have coin.

k


dont get ur hopes up queerboy


i enjoy being outraged

It's comical, but not in a good way.

Where are all the calipers in skyrim? M'aiq is curious

shut up youre gay so i hate u

I would very much like another Sufjan Stevens album this year

only if he makes an actual good album this time

I want squash to lay me down on my back on the edge of a bed and jam his dick down my throat

May your road lead you to warm sands

You could always just not reply.

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Legit that was goggles begging for dick again.

Do NOT post my waifu.

Legit thought**

hey lets find boos moms email and send her posts like these

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Shit taste in waifu.

Im preparing the Doxx

E-mail is outmoded.
Find her Facebook.

she doesnt even know hes gay yet LOL

That's the gayest thing I have heard all day

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Dark elf it is then.

who dis slut

same here tbh
dark elf is life

a succubus (male)

their fault for being bad parents though i guess

i mean they even let boo be a pothead

absolute shit tier parents LMAO

hope they like having a faggot son now

An cloak&dagger playthrough it is.
Everyother style gives me bores.

I mean, yours let you be a pedo.

squash defend me

ooh i should bring back hanako

Are you being bullied?

I think you should bring back KY, sci

Anywho, not like it matters, lurktime.
Time to see if I can do a necromage playthrough.
EDGELORD style

sci is verbally assaulting my pale, petite, submissive body

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Jump in a bathtub of ink and eat a bunch of bloating foods. I've been doing it for years, and look at me. You don't hear a peep out of Sci.

I need a big, strong man to protect me

I'm not sure how I can help.

this is boring
gonna play EDF

kaybe ur fucking weird

I'm going to sleep.

dafuq u talkin bout

What do you fight for?

oh
okay then

It's important to brush up on your le penguin of doom.

Bye


You know that I don't know, Sci.

Hi
I survived

suggest some movies
keep em light i pretty much just woke up.

computer chess
now u

-pet-

hey neko do your parents know youre gay?

Tremors and Tremors 4

Thank you

discord.com
girl roleplay free zone
shoo shoo roach

i thought u were going to play games homo

Good morning everyone

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