New Zeldo DLC Pack 1

It'll probably just keep it at 60 damage all the time

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Who the fuck cares? It's adult Link and not young Link

Oh, almost forgot this

Wolf Link running around with BoTW Link already fucks up all the canon

We need
Virgin Killer Outfit
Thong Outfit
Frilly Skirt Outfit
Zelda's Dress
Ability to make Link younger and wear the same outfits

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Isn't that a bit much?

You only have to find 400 for all the inventory slots iirc

Yes. It only takes 440~ for max upgrades. A normal player isn't going to find all of them, finding Kokoros is mostly done by happenstance

Some good news.

Latest update adds sub options, so you can listen the better voice acting with English text.

That's uhhh… Stupid. Only a few armor sets upgrade enough to give you significant defense, but get this… Guardians can be shield parried for instant kills, or you just hack off their legs to rapidly stun and do huge damage.. Lynels hit so fucking hard that anything by top-tier armor is just silly, unless you plan to dodge rush, shield-tank, and parry the entire fight like a MLG-Pro. None of the bosses or special enemies are so hard or so strong as to require special armor.. So this is just silly dress up. This is like the stupid weapon skins they sell for Call of Duty.

That's… uhh.. useful I guess?

There's no reason this shouldn't have been in the game as a mini game..
Fuck you. By the time you are good enough at the game to finish such a trial, you'll likely already have a dozen 60+ strength weapons with Attack Up +++ and the only place the Master Sword is useful for longer than 2 minutes is the final dungeon.

Elitist retard bullshit. Making all the enemies harder just makes the game more of a slog, not a bigger challenge, because you can't skill your way to better damage when they game forces you to use rusty shit weapons and boko-clubs until you find the good shit in distant shrines.

There are 120 shrines in the game. Chances are anywhere you could possibly want to put a fast travel point already has a shrine near it.

Thanks for the fanservice, I guess…

R-revali and Urbosa had decent VA's…..

Kys

wow is it literally nothing?

Get the fuck out.

what?

Daruk's English VA was okay

i am not even going for it and i keep running with my inventory full of 30+ atk weapons, why do you guys say there are problems with this

No really?????

Yeah he was a bro

Mipha and Zelda were the only grating ones

Does Majora's Mask allow you to drop the moon on Hyrule?

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Yunobo was pretty dumb-sounding, too

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Good God and I thought Kodama hunting was rough.

YES, I HAVE WANTED THIS

I didnt like Revali's VA at first, but it grew on me a bit. The only problem I have with his voice acting is the problem I have with most of it, it feels like they're saying stuff way too fast. Natural pacing isn't that fast.

I don't really have an opinion on Urbosa. I think everyone can agree that the person with some of the most cringe voice lines was Zelda though.

also
fuck off reddit

If you have problems keeping weapons, i'm sorry, but you're just bad. I have to toss so many things just because im out of space, even after upgrading most of my stuff to max. If things that break isn't your thing, then fine, but it's not a bad system in of itself.

It's probably bullshit, but i believe it

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maybe

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Shit I might actually buy this now.

A Silver Lynel must take ages to kill on hard mode. Would probably exhaust most of your weapon inventory breaking shit. They're already damage sponges as it is.

But what is it to go even further beyond silver lynel?
Gold Lynel?

Lynel with the triforce

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CEMU runs well enough now that you can actually fight those? Fuck, I need to install the update.

Also, how will the DLC work with CEMU?

Don't forget that the savage club that the silver ones carry will rape you sideways if you dodge the wrong way and get hit.

Black Red Demon Oni Legend Kami Blight Lynel

Easily 95% of the anons in this thread are shills.

Because you can get the normal green tunic in the game

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Because you get the green tunic in the game

Yeah yeah user, everyone who likes anything you don't is a shill, yada fucking yada.

HOW DARE YOU DISCUSS A NINTENDO GAME AAAAAA

Isn't the "of the Wild" the best tunic overall after upgrades?

well, I'll bite my tongue then.

still think it's weird though

Why?

Two identical posts with different IDs:

Statwise yeah

We know the REAL best tunic though…

And?

And?

But is his power maximum?

Also

VAI A SHIT
SHIT

Nah that's the same stats as the full ancient armor and full soldier armor, also the champ tunic has even higher defense when upgraded to 4 stars.

Actually as of last version you can play for hours without having a crash.

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Which is better you guys? The legal loli or the royal brown girl?

Legal loli.

Just that he's worn green since his initial game, yet all the promo pics have him in blue for no discernible reason

He had his blue lobster shirt in windwaker.

I can think of a reason
All the shrines are blue.

you can just hide the thread if this triggers you

that's hardly the iconic outfit of that game, unlike this blue tunic

anyway, it doesn't matter. It's just me being autistic as fuck

I like the game a lot, but this is obviously a shill thread.

Both are okay but not even in the top 3

Then either be a mod and delete it or fuck off.

He's implying that people who know things about games are shills. By which I mean he's baiting.

Vai or die.

OR DIE.

Brown girl.

Legal Loli is a retarded concept. Like 1000 year old wizardess that inexplicably is a young girl. Fucking retarded.

Snu-snu brown town pound town down town.

He didn't start off in his Green Tunic in Wind Waker, Skyward Sword, and Twilight Princess. They've been changing that for ages.

Blue was used in his Hyrule Warriors design, predominantly feature in his scarf. It's likely because it's in contrast to blue rather than because of shrines.

It's because all the champions had a sort of uniform to show their rank, Link's was in the form of his tunic.

WEBM-related. When you load a game in Cemu it creates a log.txt & inside that log you'll find the directory path for updates/DLC that Cemu uses for whatever game you loaded. You only need to create the correct directory and put the update/DLC files into it.

Yeah, if you have the hardware & don't make it fullscreen. Unfortunately, it doesn't let you resize window so you have to force it with an AutoHotKey script.

I don't care if it gets deleted or not, but I just gotta point out the obvious.

I JUST NEEDED EIGHT MORE SHRINES AND THE FUCKING SENSOR IS USELESS.

what the fuck is wrong with her hands? they are ayyy size

I'm making myself hard with this. That Lynels are the best Enemy to fight in the game.

Anyone else learned how to parry his attacks?

DARK BERRY= Sweet juice!

how else are you going to secure the bee syrup?

you can delete that pic

i havent reached that part but reading in game NPCs dialogs i already knows this happens, however i was hoping there was a non faggot way of doing it
I know it's probably just for humor but still….., plus Link can't stand up to Cloudina

That's all cool and all, but I'd rather they addressed some real problems with the game, like adding more enemy types to the map.

*teleports behind you* "psssh nothin personnel kid"
But seriously, I doubt they're going to add new attacks. If any enemy needs a new attack it's the big Guardians. They're pathetic.

Start dumping

Playable Zelda with lewd outfits, when?

Naw.

Naw.

what the fuck nintendo, stop this

The problem is everybody saw gifs and webms and videos of it

Without knowing about it it's fucking hard

And the timing is hard to get at first

FUCK THE CHILDREN IN THE GAME WERE CUTE. CUTE.

MegaAss and MegaBrow outfits for Zelda please.

Why, user?

Are you getting a little uncomfortable?

Yeah the Rito, Goron, Zora kids were really cute too

First kids in a game I didn't wanna kick through a wall

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this is breaking through

nintendo is full of manly men, not fembois

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Naw.

YOU SEE, HYLIAN. YOU ARE NOT DEALING WITH AN ORDINARY RED LYNEL, BLUE OR EVEN RED. YOU'RE DEALING WITH THE LEGENDARY GOLD LYNEL.

I don't know, that's the fastest I ever chase down and killed a fox for it's meat.

Fuck my life.

Not wanting to hear a British harpy squawking at me when I'm trying to reach my comfy place has nothing to do with story.

They gotta get them shekels

Such variety.

meant to quote

After completing 120 shrines, whereas amiibofags can get 5 additional green tunics at any time, They just have to keep scanning amiibo on the plateau & maybe change the clock a few times to circumvent limited scans.

inb4 that's the end boss of the "original story", although it would make for a much more entertaining & challenging fight than turd Gannon

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which one, Holla Forums?

Trick question

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Don't let your dank memes be only dreams.

Hero Tunic is best Tunic. Resembles old concept art.

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That's not the LttP one, it's the Zelda 1&2 tunic

Wild's green tunic over Sky's non-tunic clothing would be nice.

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You can run super fast at night though

Because you're black

All I really have left to do is upgrade the inventory via seeds.
Only found about 60.
Refuse to look up a map.
That will be very helpful.

You can do that with Shieka gear, but it doesn't frighten NPCs like the Nigger Link tunic. Around blacks they can't relax.

Is that findable or is it an amiibo only armor set?

The Tunic of the Wild you can get without amiiibo, but the other 6 (Wind, Time, Sky, Twilight, Hero, Fierce Deity) you need amiibo.

The Skyward Sword and Majora's Mask amiibo aren't out yet so dataminers found their respective tunics

This artstyle is lacking something, like it needs some blacks/darker shadows

What did he mean by this?

don dokdokdoko don dokodo
don dokdokdoko dondon dokodo
don dokdokdoko don dokodo
don dokdokdoko dondon dokodo

The game is a bit washed out by default. I haven't tried it but you can use SweetFX with Cemu to bump up the contrast & other things.

Thanks user. You seem knowledgeable would you happen to know what is the best/cheapest amiibo spoofer to buy?

I know you can just buy the nfc tags for cheap if you have an android phone because most android phones have an nfc writer

if you don't, I think a writer will set you back like 50 bucks. So its worth it if you want to spoof a lot of amiibo

Is there any gear that lets you run fast during the day?

I think the Hylian clothes have a speed boost when upgraded, but I can't remember

Hylian clothes and the soldier armor have no bonuses.

You have no bonuses.

Well fuck. I gotta say this DLC looks like a big steaming load. What a disappointment.

No, most people expected it was just some map feature or Slate thingie. Most rumored it was a Korok radar to find them all.

Why does Link look so fucking gay

What are you gay?

It's the hips

germany is sick in the head

it's the sidelocks

It's a mystery for the ages user.

I am gay for zelda, yes.

N-no

who is that girl in the green and purple sweater? she looks familiar.

i think it can be done using user scripted "graphic packs"

problem is no one has made something like that. i tried using Re-Shade which is the only one that has GL support (sweetfx only works for DirectX ) and got weird visual glitches , maybe it's just nvidia side

A meme

that would totally defeat the purpose of them being semi-hidden puzzles that need a bit of attention to get spotted

Yeah, and turns out that the Korok Mask you can find does the Korok finding shake

c:

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this has to be bait

THERE'S A 12% CHANCE IT'S FI

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The gooks are my greatests allies!

That hard mode sounds fucking stupid and a huge pain. The high tier enemies are already damage sponges as it is, now theyll take even more time to kill and regenerate health at the same time.

Was hoping for hard mode to make stamina actually important for more than sprinting and climbing by making all attacks use stamina or something

shit game as always

I do have an Android phone and i just looked up whether it had nfc and unfortunately it does not. I have been wanting to get a new phone however, maybe i should head over to Holla Forums and get some recommendations.
One more question because your wording could be taken going either way. Would i need to buy nfc for every amiibo or would i just need to buy one and i then keep can change it up when i please?

cute boys sell.

Apparently not to western fujoshi though. oneangrygamer.net/2017/04/nintendo-switch-purchaser-distribution-skews-90-male/29700/

i never said they sell to women.

I had assumed they would have just done the double damage thing, but I think I like bumping up the enemy level and making them heal if you don't take care of them fast enough.

I love Agemono

You don't know true love until a girl has told you she wants to be stripped of all rights and become your permanent property.

NO 2B OR KAT COSTUME NO BUY

Fuck. With the shrines being rather samey, combat being shallow as it is, and the divine beasts more or less sharing the exact same gimmick among the four of them, I could really go for DLC with some actually interesting content and not just more outfits that will be inferior to me using fully upgraded ancient armor.

They need some legitimate dungeons and a large variety of tools to use. Three weapon types and a few situational runes where all shrines and beasts utilize at least one of the, what, five runes makes for a very tedious game. The exploration is fun, but after 80 shrines, I can't go back to this game unless they put actual unique experiences in it.

It's been fun Nintendo, I look forward to your company going under.

I think you know, user.

The Kodamas show up on your damn radar with a lot of the things you can equip. Are you retarded?

What's even the point?

Why are real life cuteboys so crazy? I just want somebody I can actually love, not some slutty, overly degenerate attention whore who has more emotional baggage than a rape victim.
I want somebody I can passionately kiss and have it mean something, I want somebody I can gladly spend the rest of my life with, they want a sentient deluxe dildo that doubles as a free ATM
Goddamn it ;_;

He's so damn cute.

3DPD = Suffering.

dude just rush the castle. run around the first few levels and ninja loot some top tier sheet.
nothing quite as fun as running around with 3 hears laughing at the fact that most attacks are not allowed to one hit you so as long as you keep healing the 2 1/2 hearts nothing can kill you. game is hard.

I mean Reshade. I get the settings from the same site.

I tried it too. It introduced lots of glitches with terrain & objects popping in. Damn shame, since the contrast & color adjustments make the game look much better.

You're finding out that real life isn't like a yaoi manga, I see.

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It's almost like you wish they bothered to make expansion packs like From Soft does.

Pick one.

Unfortunately, the fox itself was a mother, and you caused a small baby fox to grow as an orphan who will never know his mom even though he wanted more than anything to. Circle of life I guess.

More or less, yeah. Although, I haven't looked into the DaS3 DLC yet. I'm burned out on that series.

Breath of the Wild is pretty much a dead game to me unless they put some honest to goodness dungeons or something in the game. Even though the areas to explore are varied and largely interesting, with plenty of neat locales to see, there's little to actually do in the game. It has less enemy and equipment variety than the 1986 original, and that was 31 years ago. I'm also old. Fuck.

Why have memorable content in the game when you can just sell it as DLC?

Neo-nintendo sucks.

idk if you know this but, babies die if they are not taken care of you killed 2 foxes that day or rather the whole litter and the mother.

No. Get out.

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It's fucking nothing

Come on. I was expecting some sort of survival mode or something creative. Like giving Link a hunger meter or some shit. If you want a free hard mode, you pretty much just don't get any health or armor upgrades.

Either Sky or Twilight due to the chainmail.

Awesome, seems simple enough. But…
What am I doing wrong?

Porn is for fantasies, if you want loving sex go get a woman or buy a daki.

i constantly purge my shader cash seems to help with moving to new areas some of the cashed effects are not used but seem to lag he system. new area purge the cash and all that fun stuff.

welcome to the new game industry.

this shit is fallout4 level dlc, guess dream boy had more of an effect on ninty then i thought, the jap jews are getting brave with their bullshit

Too many shaders can also use up too much ram. It might be better just to purge it and then generate your own. You'll get stutters at first but those stop eventually

Holy fuck. I see why they did the damage control video when announcing this season pass now.

Haven't you ever played dark souls, user? The cool thing to do is suffer through NG+7 and go on about how hardcore you are for dealing with enemies that are sponges with freight trains for weapon after you were babied through normal mode. It's what gaymurs like.

>Has dual-audio non-audio nine-tuple-audio nine choosable voiced languages with subtitles.

Anything important I missed? All in all this feels like complete shit. I live with people who're gonna get it and a Switch eventually anyways. I've convinced them to wait until the second DLC and Mario is out. At this point with the only thing of value in the first DLC being the Korok mask (which is only mildly useful if the seeds really are fucking everywhere and you only need about half of them) and the second DLC probably being shit as well, who'd pay $80 plus console price for this garbage? Who'd pay that plus overpriced amiibos?

Wait, are you memeing or serious? If true I want to see a point by point comparison.

SL1 NG+7, maybe. Even then, they're not even that much of sponges.

They're already hard enough to fight when you're playing one handed

I've always liked this idea, I feel like all harder modes for games should do this instead of increasing enemy health or damage or whatever; by like the 5th new game start the enemies should all be the strongest version of themselves possible.

My main problem with BotW are the dungeons. Because Zelda is literally famous for its dungeons. In every single Zelda game every dungeon has a unique theme, memorable music, and a memorable boss.

BotW has none of that. The dungeons all look the same and so do the bosses and there's no memorable scores to any of them.

Original Zelda had armos, bubble, darknut, ghini, gibdo, goriya, keese, lanmola, leever, like-like, lynel, moblin, moldorm, octoroc, patra, peahat, pols voice, rope, stalfos, tektike, wall master, wizzrobe, zol, and zola as standard enemies. That's, what? 24 unique enemies, ignoring recolors. Bosses include aquamentus, dodongo, manhandla, gleeok, bigdogger, gohma, and ganon. Seven bosses.

Breath of the Wild: bee, bokoblin, chuchu, glowing eyeball, guardian, keese, lizalfos, moblin, octorok, pebblit, those yiga guys(two unique types), and wizzrobes. 13 unique monsters. Bosses: hinox, talus, lynel, molduga, stalnox, talus, master kohga, four divine beast ganons, calamity ganon, and dark beast ganon(but he doesn't fucking do anything). 13 bosses?

Meaning, The Legend of Zelda, an NES game from 1986 has 31 unique enemy types, ignoring recolors and reskins. Breath of the Wild, the shiny new game 31 years later in 2017 has 26 unique enemies. Again, ignoring recolors and reskins.

Now I kinda want to see the enemy variety breakdown for all the Zeldas. That would take a lot of autism though.

Did they manage to make the game not completely empty?

What the fuck is with the obsessive namedropping of that shit company and their shit series when discussing anything? It's always a soulslike From Soft-esque bloodbourne clone with Dark Souls elements, no matter what the fuck we're talking about or why. They didn't come up with the expansion pack, you fucking nigger.

Legend of Zelda main weapon type: Sword. One.
Equipment: bow, bomb, boomerang, candle, bait, magic rod, recorder, stepladder, power bracelet, raft. Ten. This is ignoring recolors and shit like the skeleton key, spellbook, the magic shield, and rings.

Breath of the Wild main weapons: Sword, spear, heavy two handed weapon, and boomerang(has the same move set as sword, but the, uh, boomerang function when thrown). Four weapons.

Equipment: Bow, stasis, magnesis, freeze, bomb, and I guess we could count the four champion abilities. So, nine, I believe, unless I'm missing something.

1986 Zeldo gets 11 unique useable equipment items, 2017 Zeldo has 13, but I argue Mipha's Grace is just a better fairy and Daruk's Protection is just a better shield. So, 2017 Zeldo wins, but has a hard time competing against a game made in 1986 that can be completed fairly easily in a mere two or three hours.

Just look on the wiki

Even worse! That anons a monster.

I just realized I missed vire, gel, and patra from the original game. 34 enemy types in 1986, 26 in 2017. This is getting too messy to work on anymore. My point is that Breath of the Wild lacks a lot of what the original Zelda had, despite having a much, much larger budget, larger team, and already have had a universe established and created for them. You know, the 1986 Zelda.

Pretty lackluster effort but the DLC is a whole, the 2nd pack better be good.

What games do you play?

Jewtendo destroyed any interest I had in it with trying to force a coherent timeline that was never intended ot be in the first place.

Link looks too buffed in that first pic. Too gay for me.

Mostly PC games that either cost little or cost nothing, usually not ones loaded up with DLC action figures and usually ones with enough modding potential to turn them into whatever I want for an additional investment of zero dollars. The jewry has gone too far in parts of PC gaming too (that I don't interact with), but console shit is ridiculous at this point and gives you comparatively few options to avoid it besides not playing the games and not buying the shit hardware - so that's where I'm at.

Someone never played the original.

The "official" timeline shit was never forced by Nintendo, they only made it to shut up theoryfags that kept demanding Nintendo make one because they are sad sacks of shit that think everything needs to be conected. Same kind of people also demand that movies all be connected to one another and are the direct cause of all these companies making everything into a "cinematic universe".

Did you reply to the wrong person?

Nintendrones will defend this.

Don't forget armor (that is useless and essentially amounts to buying skins), a dowsing rod for the korok seeds you love collecting so much, a cave of trials (that was supposed to be part of the base game like in previous titles and has less rooms than previous caves), and a constantly powered up master sword (that is useless by the time you get it),

I don't keep up with all the DLC rumors. Is there anything planned concerning Link's Awakening, Minish Cap or Skyward Sword? I'd like a Marin or Skyward skin for the princess.

Well…

fam

900 koroks and 120 shrines means you are constantly stumbling on shit. Plus chests with money and weapons, if you want to count these.

your CPUs are really slow user

ark.intel.com/products/37111/Intel-Xeon-Processor-X5570-8M-Cache-2_93-GHz-6_40-GTs-Intel-QPI

Nehalem, first-generation Core tech, running at up to 3.3 GHz… sandy bridge was a huge step up from nehalem and the current kaby lake hardware is about 50% faster on a single thread, and also runs at 4.5 GHz out of the box

you need a faster CPU, even a kaby lake pentium G4560 (ark.intel.com/products/97143/Intel-Pentium-Processor-G4560-3M-Cache-3_50-GHz) will run rings around your CPUs in games

kaby lake is about 50% faster than sandy bridge, I mean, pic related

Not everybody likes shitskins like you, Jamal.

You'll also need to calculate the percentage that each enemy is actually common in the game.

The update finally got on to wii u usb helper.

I blame modern, degenerate society made by the jews. Had you been born 50 or 60 years ago and tried to find a cuteboy you would have found tons of them that had what you wanted

I don't think you understand.

DLC is shit if it's only cosmetic.
If all of those things give you the same game mechanics, animations, sounds and effects of their original incarnations in their respective games, then they'd be marginally less shit.
But it's just a mask that does nothing, guaranteed.

Nobody likes exploration besides autistic retards like you.

i knew the wiimote was a sex toy.
all hail rumble pack for putting vibrations on controlers
and nintendo for making the shape of controler more easy to insert.

naughtiest game of SSB with your girl and discret enouth to even do it with with family or friends arround

what about paya

need me a gerudo gf

Why live?

Yeah I think imma kill myself famalam tbqh tho

Pretty shit-tier DLC. I'll probably be pirating it, and only for the new Cave of Trials and Hard Mode. The armours look like shit, and the new map feature just makes the game easier.

This makes me kinda worried about the overall quality of DLC #2, which I was kinda looking forward to because

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gotta grind her nose down a bit tho tbh

I think long noses are kind of cute tbh

Thank you very much for this excellent material.

Legit question
How the fuck do y'all keep running out of weapons
Every fucking thread it's always "I run out of stuff."
The only thing I ever actually ran out of was shields.
And that's because I suck at parrying.

At some point in the game, you get to that awkward point where you're still scaled to lower-level enemies and the good weapons you happen to find are worse than the weapons you're looting from enemies. You're also a LITTLE too weak to fight higher level enemies. Eventually the game scales back up and they start dropping better weapons + you can fight harder enemies.

I only had this problem for like an hour, but then I fucked off and did a shrine and found some Guardian Swords which were pretty good for the time. After a while all weapons become useless because you get the Master Sword. Once you get the Master Sword, the pacing slows WAAY down.

Emphasis on "shit". Koroks are soulless and Shrines are a couple minutes at best and loot rooms at worst.

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There are a few decent-sized shrines that play out like classic Zelda dungeons. Some of them even have tight, vertical level design and different colors. Just wish there were more of them.

No I need a gf with a big honkin schnoz it's cute

yeah, not denying that. Sometimes the room quality was good, but it was just too short. So much time is spent walking in this game that it hides how little content there really is, which is a shame because there are good times hiding around. Hyrule Castle was great, minus ganon

s o u r c e

It solves all problems you have with weapons in open world games
You get out

It's okay when Jewtendo does it.

Here is your (You)
Now go to bed, adults are talking

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explain, so we can have a nice, pleasant discussion

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eh, her nose is big, but not that hook shaped.

It solves the problem with finding powerful equipment in hight level areas and having the whole game be a breeze, you can still find great stuff, but it will only last for one boss fight or large enemy group

It solves the problem of weak/low damage weapons being completely useless, in BotW a shit weapon still has use, because you can use it to clear weaker mobs saving the better weapons for later

It (almost) solves the excess of shit you find and have to just throw away because you already have a weapon that deals 1 more damage, so anything less than that is useless

Also doubla damage shattering is INCREDIBLY satisfying

You don't get it.

look, that shit is fine. Pick up a wood club and slap bitches until it breaks, cool. elemental rods run out of juice, bows break ,shield break, all function fine. Here is the problem:
Making the master sword unbreakable is fixing a baseline flaw this game has.

git gud

it would simply become the to-go wood chopper, grass cutter and mining pick
very legendary!

Why not have the sword gain damage the closer it gets to breaking when its glowing?
60 damage on full health up to 120 on the shatter (dealing 240 due to shatter bonus)
I do think it should repair itself all the time, and not just when breaks tho

Oh my God I can finally play it in german.

But it’s a fucking server. 8 physical cores, 16 logical ones. I’m guessing CEMU isn’t optimized for that.

He is right. If not unbreakable, at least, the very least, let you use it while "recharging" but with less damage, and let it regen when out of combat.

Nigga, your brain broken?

I'm mainly saying as it is, it's a broken piece of shit, but honestly, when has the master sword ever broken? Dull in WW, but that's it. Any number of tweeks to it could make it better than the worthless "glory" item it is right now.

Lets see about a handful of fixes:
or
>this also lets you use it for the puzzles that require stasis instead of needing to reload a save when the physics become assholes and you break all your weapons not likely, but it happens

Mainly, it acts like a reward, therefore it should fucking FEEL like a reward because many players don't need that much health and would rather put their time into stamina because they are travelling and climbing and shit. Many folks gotta go out of their way to get that much health.

The glowing Master Sword can still break, it just takes a lot longer than the regular version. I think it takes like 1/4 durability damage when it's powered up, but I don't think anyone has been autistic enough yet to run the numbers. Some posters on GameFAQs tested it to be around ~200, so my guess was actually conservative.

So clearing the Trial gets you a one-hand sword with strength 60 and 200 attacks before needing to recharge for ten minutes. That effectively breaks the weapon system, no arguments from me.

meh, not quite the solution I hoped for but it's a shuffle in the right direction.

I dunno why you guys are holding onto the Master Sword and avoiding using it. It's my go-to weapon if it's off cooldown, because it makes more sense to use up durability on the weapon that will come back than one I'll have to find or fight for again, like the Lynel stuff.

Seriously, just use it whenever it's up. I agree it would be better if it recharged while not at max durability, but it doesn't make sense to avoid using the one weapon that actually recharges in favor of ones that don't.

These faggots have been working on this game for like 5 years and didn't include these soon after release DLC packages in the final product. How do you nintendofags justify being extorted like this?

With the "loot rooms," you're ignoring the stuff you have to do to get to them, which is usually pretty fun.

noice, looks fucking retarded, just the way I like it

Hard mode sounds about as underwhelming as I expected it to, probably not enough to make me replay the game any time soon.

I got stuck on this one point and I had more to say but this post was getting tl;dr

and as this user says
Having even one weapon in the game that has infinite durability means that when you get it that spits in the face of having any non-infinite weapon in your main slot. I know it's way into the game, you need 13 hearts to use it, but even still that shit reeks of oversights with the zelda universe.

And this nigger is just dumb for not using it all the time so it constantly repairs.

While you do, sometimes that entails just finding a dragon goddamn they're so underwhelming or bumbling through a maze. Shrines would be ideal as the break from walking and exploring, but having what amounts to a minute long cutscene of getting your free trash weapon and an orb isn't that at all. The payoff isn't there.

I get the idea behind "journey over destination" but there's no reason they can't both be good, no reason there shouldn't be equally enticing mini dungeon or something other than the same exact Guardian fight you've seen a dozen times already

Doesn't really, since there is no incentive to fight mooks. Once you pick up an Edge of Duality or two, why bother fighting enemies when you can run past them and avoid the tedious resource management? It dissuades you from dealing with encounters unless there's an incredibly convenient stash of bombs

This is solving a self-introduced problem. Moreover, said weapons have next to no mechanical difference, just stats and the occasional element which bow does anyway- a sword is a sword regardless if it deals 4 damage or 40..

another self-made problem; refer to last point

There's no reason there can't be multiple unique iterations of spears and 2handers that behave slightly differently, valuable for their quirks and not because of some arbitrary boost in stats. Progression is ideally gated by player learning and opportunity rather than raw stats, which is why Skyward Sword had really satisfying combat

can't deny that double damage shatters are satisfying though, knowing the exact moment to stop a 2hander charge and getting that last big whammy is Nice with a capital

Go play skyrim if you love it so much

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wut

Yeah, they balanced it by lowering the durability of them all so you can't stick to one weapon forever, how exactly would you balance the weapons then? oh yeah, you don't have any solutions, do you?
list them, the only you mentioned (below) is not a valid complaint and i explain why
When do you ever need wasting time doing this when you trip over decent weapons everywhere you go?

Fucking stupid, I'd rather make my own hard mode by using shitty armor and weapons
True power as in 60 damage? Maybe they'll even throw in shooting rays at full health. At least it doesn't involve amiibos
They couldn't come up with any original items? Putting in equipment from the previous games for nostalgia is pretty lazy. I'm curious how stupid the buffs will be, assuming there are any.
There's already enough shrines to make any place easy to fast travel near to
Great job Nintendo

Fuck off. If you wanted a BotW thread, all you had to do was fucking state it.

It's shit because there's no repair system for every weapon you like for and enjoy using despite all the perfect countless resources for it that keep from just spamming repairs of high level weapons constantly. This along destroys the point of searching far and wide to find the best most cool weapons instead of armor because they'll fucking be lost forever.

And to the faggot shit 5c366d, fuck off, you obnoxious retard.

It's half horse, and like a cow or dog that's the general area for the tits. There's usually multiple though, just two does make it look like tits-for-balls.

if there was a repair system you would end up bloating your inventory with semi-broken weapons because you want to repair them later

You don't know shit about game design you little dumb cunt

I think if I were to "fix" the repair system, I'd make the four weapons (and shield) you get from the dungeons recharge like the Master Sword does instead of requiring a diamond and a trip to the local smith to do it. You still have really powerful stuff you can pull out in a time of need, but you end up with so many mid-strength recharging weapons that you never feel like you have to avoid combat for fear of losing your good, limited-use ones. And the trash stuff you can just pick up mid-combat and immediately throw back at the enemy.

The Master Sword already shoots rays at full health, try throwing it.

This is a decent idea

I wanna fix that trident, but can't find a fucking zora spear to save my life, i only find the stronger variant

Can already do this with the Wii U trainer.

Already used the trainer to give my master sword +200 attack.

I just hope that the dlc items can be got with the trainer, like the amiibo items.

wouldn't want to reward tenacious players for having Sick Smoking Style
if you can breeze through high level areas then the game is already too easy for you; that's what fucking weapon balance and armor balance is for. In a game like dark souls the armor that has higher defense is usually heavier and encumbers the player more greatly. The weapons with the higher base damage numbers are slower and weigh more. BotW team was just fucking lazy and didn't want to spend time on designs.
except in any other RPG you fix that by having it be
These are all things that can be fixed by testing your game and
B A L A N C I N G
The fact that weaker weapons are as useful as better weapons means the balance was articulated artificially to make them all last about as long as each other.
This sounds like a problem that's a product of a shitty system rather than anything that was fixed.

this is autism
Literally every solution you give is actually two problems, an unsolved problem and a new problem created by the solution, faggot
just a few though

The lifespan of a weapon is too small to make it worthwhile to find anything technical to do with it; it's just a thing you swing with until it's gone, and you throw it away.
But you wouldn't know, you don't play good games with systems in place rather than bandages on gaping wounds.

Body got too long so I cut this up for the faggot because it turns out I have a lot of things to say about making games goodly

In any game with a multitude weapons, you will probably find one weapon you like, but eventually you're going to wear it down in your heart and you'll move on to another cool thing. In DMC 3, you get a ton of swords and guns, and the game gives you that dopamine release for doing successful combos, and the best way to combine attacks is mixing up guns and swords, and also which sword you're using midstream. In DMC4, they make this even better by letting you switch weapons AND styles, meaning you can mix up all of your guns, swords, and now you can use all of your stance techniques rather than being limited to one at a time, so you effectively double the moves of each of your weapons, have a mobility option outside of devil trigger, and a counter, meaning the potential for style is way up.
So having one standby weapon doesn't always mean that will be the only weapon you use forever; even if there is a meta to using the best weapon, some people won't like it and they'll move on to something that satisfies them more.
in any game really there are only three classes of weapon; fast, slow, and ranged. While there is a spectrum between the fastest and the slowest, weapons that fall into the fast class will generally do low damage around the same area, be around the same speed, and be small, while slow weapons will tend towards higher damage, a quicker light attack and a slow heavy attack, and will also usually be the same larger size. Ranged is it's own category for magic, bows, crossbolts, and other thrown things. The system itself is nearly self balancing, but the creator needs to tweak it such that the fast weapons aren't doing so much base damage that the big weapons become obsolete and the big weapons don't trivialize enemies by destroying them in single hits. On top of that, they need to make sure the big weapons aren't so slow that you can never land a hit and the small weapons aren't so puny so that damaging an enemy doesn't take forever. The way you balance, by the way, from a scholar to a plebian, is by testing your game and finding out what works and what doesn't work. You solve the problems you find in your game by playing through it, having others play through it in their own way, and taking their feedback. You make a slew of weapons for the tester to use and they give detailed notes on attack speeds, damage outputs, damage over time, stun time, enemy types, enemy armor and defense, damage comparisons to other weapons in the same and outlying classes, etc.
just like
make game

big

Read the fucking thread. They've already clearly stated what's in the firs DLC.

Kill yourself.

Yeah, this DLC has nothing worth paying for. It's all minor enough that it should've already been in the game. I'll be pirating it once CEMU runs 30 fps

You can kill Lynel without any melee durability loss if you do it right

Your weapons won't lose any durability for that. I use an Gerude Broadsword with 110 Dmg for them.

I'm sorry user,I don't you know you're some legendary game designer,Perish the thought of someone having different opinions with some anonymous faggot on the internet.

Oh shit we got a bigshot here, does your dad works for nintendo my boy?

At first I thought I wanted some kind of repair system, but now having beaten the game, I think it's probably better as is. A small number of super rare one of a kind indestrucatbale weapons might be a nice thing to have though. I'd like to have an idestructable fire rod that I don't feel awkward about wasting.

Some of it looks interesting, but it's shit that should have been on the disc at launch. It's still less Jewish than what they did with Smash Bros, but I'm not going to support them either way.

This guy gets it. Lynels are fought with bows, not swords. Also you get exactly five strikes while mounting it, regardless of weapon type, so just grab whatever has the highest damage value.

Similarly, sneakstrikes don't deplete durability either.

If you read the thread, you'd realize that nobody here is buying this.

Don't take the bait, come on. You're better than this.

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WTF I love Nintendo now.

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I like the idea but the two sets of tits throw me off.
Either have one or the other,not both.
Either way crotchtits are worst tits.

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That wasn't the person who posted the bait, though.

(HEIL)

Koko going to grow up to be a chef, what the fuck that Fox going to do?

Kill Yourself.

kill baby rabbits?

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the only skyward sword related thing so far is a SS Link amiibo that gives you his tunic or the goddess sword

that was in Oracle of Seasons

This sounds like a shill.

If it wasn't people would fucking sue, but I guess they have to pad their shitty bullet points somehow.

criticize DLC however you want but don't be so blatantly wrong about it user

Okay, I'll rephrase it just for you.
I guess they have to pad their shitty bullet points without revealing it's just as crappy as the first DLC somehow.

Did link fucking murder everyone and take their shit?
Is there a Fierce Dipshit mask too?

that's better

Majora's Mask amiibo Link gives Fierce Diety equipment. It at least has a different set ability than the green tunics.

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Horses only have two back there and since the lower body is equine, that's how the anatomy is.

>since she's part of some sort of cat, she will probably have a litter of around 4
you have an opinion I'll respect, even if i don't agree with it

Wait, which one?

there is a lot of shit in this game that is locked under amiibo

Gotta buy em all…

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who gives a shit about these swords and shit, and fuck the master shit, it'll just break in 1 hit anyways.

fuck