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okay last thing jsyk "alright" is new all right. okay you're free to go now.

what u talkin bout

man if chicken didnt exist what would people say everything tastes like?

archive.is/2jgSv#selection-1375.0-1375.87

path of failures with no ambitions
pol told me to share both of these links pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2016/08/08/trump-voter-shot-after-political-debate-spurs-shooting/

That's another thing I always do

i meant to say never not new

with enough effort and violence you can in fact rape the willing

yeah mate a lot of people here literally have no plans for life

theyre the shit ones

bump

go for the path less traveled
Sci

hi

hi

there are none to see through.

alright.

yeah, I know the feeling. best not to think about it.

well I would certainly hope so. it needs to be fun after all.

it's very heartbreaking.
at least a dozen jets and helicopters were circling my town not 20minutes ago. couldn't hear a thing

..that isn't like the doujins

stop tricking me!

I'll give you something to bump

apparently you're so easy to trick that I can literally be doing no such thing and you will still feel like you have been. not much I can do about this.

i like to try for the path not traveled . tell me about your new medical conditions bebo.

whats up

i mean there are people like sci whos dream is to be a NEET

can you imagine that
makes me sick fam

It's all I think about

you realize most people retire as soon as it is financially safe to do so, right?

think about something else instead. like vampires.

literally pathetic

I do not get it

what? ._.

I can tell.

nothing

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Vampire bites sound pretty nice

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new medical conditions would be none because i'm fixing my shit. i'm sleeping at normal times now and eating as much as i should and at proper times.

oh wait no im going to the doctors this friday because i might have cancer but its whatever. btw i've set things in stone, i want to lead for a living

disgusting
why can't we throw them out in the woods for at least a week to see if they survive

i mean i could be a lazy asshole and be a trustfund baby for the rest of my life but i wanna work for my shit. more money for nicer things plus i learn things along the way

which is why thinking about them is better than the other option.

should you really have desu unfiltered, lukasa?
he's really creepy/disturbing

hi cuppies

Why do you add sa to so many names

Berns, Lukasa, Erinsa

could you imagine how much better the world would be if we had policy where we dropped all cucks in the middle of the woods

life would be so great

tell me more

i wish more people supported this band tbh

get out of here test
i will never add sa to your name

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hello yan.

I'm out of things to tell you.

-pet-

he is?

Why

yeah well your assessment is merely interesting

c'mon spill the beans

did you find a lump while fingering your ass fairy boy? hahaaaaa!!!! gotcha

in what field do you want a leadership position?

sure yeah fulfilling work is cool

I could add "sa" to your name if you'd like, test.

Gonna spitroast you

yeah look how weird he's being to you

most people just ignore him

I literally just want to understand why he does it

no
i wont spill anything.
that's too dirty.

no

I wasn't going to do it anyway you nerd.

I miss my hazuki folder

but what will I do then

dont make me get the can opener out

Just a little bit
You'll be fine ^^

Color me shocked

can you make me a webm?

test fucking BTFO

she's cute
i want her
:)

I actually kind of like the sound of "Rinsa"

lewd

ill make you a webm if you stop talking to desu
kappa

I don't know who that is.

flirt with rin on skype some more?

I won't color you anything. nerd.

right?
test is such a complaint train, rinsa

alligator maybe

I'd love it, just don't stick them anywhere near where I hunt to not upset every single animal that goes there plsthnx

something i've had for over a decade has started to show signs that it's actually something bad
i have had thoughts of just removing it on my own when it first showed up but now i fear it's in too deep

I'd rather go back to dreams of being on a battlefield
being at a desk all damn day or just roaming the streets to work my way in and protect doesn't seem like enough to me. i want more out of it

why?

I love her

Vampire loli from moon phase

Is there some reason you're irritating me today?

thread politics
lewd 'cuck for a buck' cake is our enemy

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still don't know who that is, but sounds cute.

wasn't trying to. but I'll stop.
boo is unlikely to.

she has long hair
cute glasses
and suit

more pls

huh? i don't understand.

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I already did it visually.
But I fear my way of words is too cheesy or embarrassing.

It means he's retarded, luka

Only a little bit, but I know you can handle it

seemed cute to me. doesn't really matter what anyone thinks but you and rin, I would imagine.

you kidding me bern? i love test

you relentlessly pick on the people you love though, boo.

nah too hard to farm. i have had it though and yeah the taste is similar.

but you haven't experienced it yet. maybe you'd hate it.

it means that desu is a creepy little roach that i have to protect the threads from

what webm did you want?

i dont pick on anybody i love

Then tell me why you add sa to the end of peoples' names

I think there was someone else who posted them but I can't remember who

my mistake.

Ive always wanted to try alli

you wouldnt understand, test
my motives are too complex for you, traveler

What happened?

no

youtube.com/watch?v=5aX7qr3mDQE

this in webm form sped up to 1.5x speed

720p quality in a 480p frame

who knows. everyone posts everything these days.

he means he has no idea, test.

That's about the impression I'm getting.

..I'm just insecure, but I guess.
I'll try sometime.

it's pretty good. go for a vaca in new orleans one year instead of going to your weird pervert convention.

I removed him after he played like shit in dota and turned him down and he's still mad about it I guess

Wow, those two almost look like they're going to...

Praise the sun!

buck up, kiddo. you're a champion.

why must you make everything lewd.

nah thats too hard

obviously anything desu says isnt true btw

barto

Too much shit taste

Desu we should play dota sometime
I don't remember fuck all about that game but I play a mad Jakiro

i haven't? i did 3 summers of that type of shit.

taste is subjective. but you're not wrong.

Steam please~

I got a medal?

fresh out of medals.

boy scouts doesnt count. what did u do tho?

Hey buddy how are ya doing today?

you're on fire tonight
Hot up in da place

oh...

..but i wanted..

Possibly, I don't play as often as I used to

It was lewd long before I came along.

can't give you a medal if I don't have one.
that's just basic logic.

uh
fine i guess
wbu

Not enough redheads or vampires

pls dont remove me ;~;

rip
:(

saved~

i dunno..... :|

impossible. nothing around here is ever lewd.

I am a redhead.

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get me one

But you're not posting any

Well you're not an obnoxious piece of shit so I won't

not counting the boy scouts. i did that shit for 8 years.
the only thing that counts from there is riding in a tank several years in a row for veterans day

went to texas and lived on a ranch with like 200 other boys. had like a dozen dudes bossing us around and teaching us to live off the land and shit. our rooms weren't sealed and we had shit get in all the time, it was awesome.

could tell you a lot that we did there but idk if you care to hear

I also play whatever you play. Probably.
All my friends suck and don't play games anymore ;-;

the medal store just closed though.

I post pokemon mostly.

so uh
I think my best friends little brother might have got raped man, but uh thats just an inference
it's kind of a fucked up situation
theres alot of stress over there so I didnt stay oo long otday
Hopefully everything ends up all right

Shoo shoo roach
Discord.com

holy shit Jimmy's at TI

GO JIMMY GO

Shit taste!

Main enemy in Seraph of the End is a pink haired vampire. Krul Tepes, I believe.

subjective.

but I heard america is magical and has stores that are open 24/7

not medal stores. those close early.

fucking mmd is amazing

all of the tiddy physics

Who posts that

I'm being subjected to your awful pokemans

you are being graced with the presence of both me and my amazing pictures of pokemon.

real women are a lot more detailed

None, to my recollection.

Nuh

Well that's kinda the point

pfuh..
I bet Russia has 24/7 medal stores.

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you will learn to love it.

they just win them all by cheating in the olympics.

-pet-

h-he's so obnoxious!
all i want to do is lick x anime girl's feets

Never

I think Null might have posted this semen demon at one point.

soon.

You didn't specify that the vampires needed to female either.

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russians don't cheat, they win

*hugs*

same

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I plead guilty

they win by cheating.

Nice, I'm still technically right.

cute~
^_^

i want moar!

at least you dont look like a zika child like our friend desu

No way it's not gonna happen

I thought it was obvious

not possible

give it time.

he means poster null, mai waifu

Would need to be if you're talking to Cupcake.

Oh I'd go on her alright

I meant the word, to pass off a shitty pun.

absolutely i'd love for you to tell me about it!

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Eventually

It might as well be called /anilewds/

Folder pls.

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i didnt like it
i liked your one about bern though

DAB ON EM

you're just being ridiculous now.

hello bard
I would like to turn a new leaf with you if that is okay
an apology alone is not enough, I feel

Hm?

Not happening

Why?

I can't do it yet

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ninins

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we'll see.

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neenee

I'm pretty sure that image was capped from a hentai doujin.
I'm not ridiculous because I only have ONE best friend at the moment, qt.

goodnight emily.

have you seen this one yet

wanna know anything specific?

i remember seeing a horned lizard for the first time and getting told it was called a horny toad so i told everyone else and we laughed for like 3days about that shit. we were like 12 and it was gud

...huh?

/Lick

you're right. i dont use those

I have.

When?

I don't like using them

good thing I'm not very swingy

you see everything good

better knock that off.

but first lemme drop this

You'll get more eventually !

Because he prefers the company of men with hairy bums.

no thanks.

When I get around to it

Make me

Disgust

drop it

One
Eternity
Lyaturr

maybe I will later.

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me neither

hence why i dont need them

grim or somebody posted it a few months ago

this gif always makes me smile when i see it
why is that so cute

You fool. Now I know your weakness.

A necessary taunt.

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because I'm usually so guarded with my preferences.

Sorry

Why later

No you're not.

grim doesnt even have that dank memes though moogsa

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because I'm busy watching wings right now.

sure what kind of exercises did they have you do

shes just so fuckiing happy

somebody memed it

I never cared to remember, or read, or acknowledge anything to do with them.

what's the hold up?

do you like my memes ~

which is exactly what I'm counting on every time.

Stop watching it then

stop bein' so thirsty

first time i've unironically lol'd in weeks

no.

every morning we had to 'earn' breakfast by running for like an hour. no clue what time it was but it was usually just when the sun was rising when we were outside.
uh push ups and pull ups 100 each in like 10mins got us rewarded by getting to drive around ATVs all over the property

i really liked the wildlife out there

tfw no youmu gf

tfw no webm thumbnails

with that low of a standard there's no reason you shouldn't be in hysterics almost constantly

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majorgeeks.com/files/details/icaros.html

dude this is why i want big cats as pets
i want to hug them when they do cute shit like this

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Pls leave

I gotta get ready

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so go get ready, duh.

if you really liked the wildlife why don't you go for something about that rather than all the shooty stuff

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for once, yes.

lol you pown'd me xdddddddddddddddddddfff

christ....

My package came in the post today!

.

Everythings bigger
in the us of a

I liked it but I feel it would ruin it if I went out for it all the time. randomly seeing things out there is nice.

I guess the only thing that really surprises me is that there aren't even more dildos.

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Flood detected; Post discarded.

I don't even know who that is.

you bought a dildo but it was made in usa so it evens out the gayness

Brings me back to 2013 all over again

Good times

youtube.com/watch?v=L6urRX_szKQ

it's the most annoying message other than needing to enter a captcha again.

dang don't get so down on yourself you'll get me back dad

yeah sure i guess being desensitized will ruin nearly anything

Amen fellow patriot

I wish someone would have told me this when I was younger
I would have stayed away from all of this

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and now we know why I don't know the person.

Good things happen to those who wait

youre no patriot youre one of those pothead liberal commies

funnily enough i got both back to back

similarly to how i'll be hitting your ass

and mouth? don't forget about the mouth

wow that sucks hardcore. message related, as it happens.

fuckign casual wtf

and

I'd always lose my shit when reading that shit on tc

but not to those who wait too late

I'm too busy listening to good music to bother with crap.

vry fresh dubs

6pm can i sleep yet?

what do you listen to?

Wait

Mordin is GAY?????????????

it's really a tragedy you lost your slutty outfit collection. i really needed a maid

JIMMY DID IT!
WOO JIMMY!

dude i have the same webm
check this filename

mostly classic rock and prog rock. some metal, some indie, some various. not rap.

I could always get another one should the need arise.

that's weird i would have liked to never find it cuz it sucks to ever enjoy this crap. i wouldnt want it to actually stay fresh. how old were you when you started on your weird i net shenanigans?

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Touche

have you noticed how everyone drops your convo boo

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im prety sure i downloaded yours actually

we'll need to go shopping

im sorry what did you say

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poor jackson

all he's ever thought he had to do was wait

look how well it turned out

not really
everyone isn't you
nor is it suddenly everyone just because i posted a webm with you in the filename

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as long as you're willing to help me try on the outfits. some can be quite difficult to put on alone.

careful or it'll get stuck like that

HOW DOES HE DO IT

i asked if you riked my memes

Ian do you still want that dildo?

Its literally been sitting there for like 4 years unopened and just collecting dust in my attic

I didn't want to throw it away cause it was a gift and that would be rude but I really haven't found a use for it rather than just showing it on tc and reading the back of it

HOLY SHIT THAT

WHAT ARE THESE FUCKIN MEMES

that fucking webm man damn

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NIGGER I DON'T WANT YOUR USED DILDO

grim???
i think you dropped our convo :)

you see it?

sorry
I didn't see my name anywhere in a webm

link me it

it says
'not really
everyone isnt you
nor is it everyone because i posted a webm with you in the fillename'

see it, grim? :)

ah i guess thats why you liked five finger death punch a little then

12 was the first year i used the internet without someone over my shoulder and a few months in i was doomed

we'll have to try out different things. i imagine there are a lot of sexy versions of a lot of professions you could wear

they're very dank boo

yes. they sounded pretty good.

never saw it ;-)

might take all day, guess I'll have to clear my schedule.

Should I be shipping Cupcake and Moogs now?

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those poor other guys

you sounded pretty good

for what?

shut up rin

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i added a tilde at the end of it too
you think that changed it up at all

i though you were sayin' you wish you still liked it.
that's too bad. maybe when i have a kid i'll disconnect from the internet.

always the next day. and the next day. and the next day. I'm worth the wait.

you've never even heard my voice. I think.

Sayin Itadakimasu b4 u eat da pussy

You stupid slut, you've seen that shit
I haven't even opened that shit
I don't shove things up my ass, unlike you
I'm just trying to be nice rather than throwing it away

(´・◡・｀): I dont even know where to start
(´・◡・｀): *drops pantsu*
(´・◡・｀): IS THIS RIGHT
Soto: no
Soto: NO
Soto: Thats not flirting thats just straight up fucking
Soto: Uhhh
Soto: Okay how do you flirt again
(´・◡・｀): ayy bb you wan sum fuq

You just gotta wait and see

i ship cupcake with grim

You forgot the first part of it you know

i think a tilde can add a very flirtatious or condescending vibe given the context.

that is the kind of attitude we addressed a few minutes ago. you never learn

You can take that dildo and SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

after my latest stunt, im p sure everyone hates me

oh. no.

thats not the point
pls

jesus soto, from mordin to this?
youve fallen so far mate...

not without proper beatings and fuckings to remind me of my place, no.

then I'm very confused, bebop.

;~;

im not going to let you cum if you continue

oh wtf colbs i already mixed you and yan up enough why'd you have to go and do this now?

y'know we could just leave this place forever starting right now and never look back.

i know i do
youre a passive aggressive jackass

you think we should be using them then?

I know you're fishing so no (you) for you. but you know that's not true.

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I know

(´・◡・｀): *what am I doing*

Ewww no gross
Im not gay

That's actually Subtle
I'm trying to cuck Desu

?

I went full aggressive you silly nigger

what a terrible threat. I'm assuming you have some way to make that happen?

rude.

an unlinked response is just as bad as a [meme] you know

memories are forever burned into my brain
I can't unsee so much shit from these threads alone

i think youre taking this the wrong way!

You're forgetting the beginning. I told you he tells me everything

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probably. I'm good at doing that.

Coulda fooled me by how much of a FAGGOT you are

you know making a joke out of it doesnt make it any less embarrassing that youre flirting with this
right?

its up to you. i dont want to arrogate your projects.

i was thinking a cock cage

same tbh
donut be so hostile

whatever man

that's no good reason to keep exposing yourself to it

as long as it's plastic. I'm allergic to metal.

I'm not hostile.

your passive aggression is why everybody is mad at you though

i just like the way you flirt with people
makes me tingly
tbh

pleas eelaborate

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exposing myself to it doesn't do anything anymore. i am immune.
it's like how i forgot gore was an unacceptable thing publicly in high school
you have no idea how fucked up things are m8

gooood

hmph

What if you were Subtle this whole time

Ohohoho

Desu, Subtle, and Mordin p much all look the same
Just skinny white twinks
We're all losers here fam

omg my webms have thumbnails

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

how is that even possible

in that case you know which parts of me to avoid licking

it makes them tingly too. they are so cute

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HOW DID YOU FIND OUT

but if you take yourself away for it you might just lower your tolerance back to normal like with a drug question mark

thank god for that shit boy