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Really want top-down dash-heavy action game

WHY THE FUCK ONLY SJW CUCKS MAKE GAMES IN THE STYLE I WANT TO PLAY RIGHT NOW?!
FUCKING RECOMMEND ME SOMETHING THAT ISN'T CUCKED!

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What?

MegaMari.

Game nags about muh oppression of blue people, one of which you're playing. Basically fantasy transniggers' story.
Devs follow a bunch of feminists.
They thank biggest femnazi in the credits.
So yeah.


That's not top down. If I wanted for megaman kind of game, I'd said that.

You brought this upon yourself.

I haven't played it but isn't Furi basically this?

It was on my radar for a while, but it seems to be pure boss-rush game. I want to slice and dice through packs of mobs tbh, rather than dance around single enemy for 30 minutes.
I aint saying that Furi is a bad game at that, since I didn't play it.

I don't think Hyperlight Drifter has any SJW undertones in the game, at least when I played it. The devs are retards and the game is pretty shitty, though.

Is it? First I've heard about that.

Any dev that puts Sarkeesian in their credits is compromised. Because her whole schtick is a complete antithesis of fun game design.

It's like if you went to a resteraunt and ordered a meal, and the chef comes out and tells you how his biggest influence in his craft is Steve the shit-eater, who eats his own shit.

If art style wasn't red enough flag, the first real character you meet after tutorial is fat nigress.