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Gay shit, even
Even gay shit?
Did I stutter
I th-thought you did... M-my mistake >///<
Hey it's me mr meeseeks look at me!
He seems more experimental in style, but I'm taking it quite well
why can't this be us
I think I quite like you so far
What else do you enjoy friend?
Because you didn't do the the thing and for the other stuff.
Shut the fuck up, Soto.
I'm going to marry onii san when I'm older!
And whos that?
d-don't tell him but it's Archives ban san .///.
How can you say that when you won't even write his name on your belly?
Stop abusing him
I've been the worst pet ever....I'm sorry master ;~;
Well its not like I haven't seen it before or anything.
Me on the left and Neru on the right.
WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME NOOOOOOOOOOOosuapodvapdivjaperijer
I giggle too much fml
hey don't tell everybody!!!
I don't know how to do that on here it's probably going to make me download another app
At least I didn't say anything about the nipple thing or when you wrote all that stuff on that paper for me.
i'm so embarassed......
I have that skin.
What exactly was it you wrote again? I can't seem to remember...
I wrote I'm a dirty slut on it ./////////////.
That sounds about right.
found one of these
Is this even safe to drink anymore? It was under my N64 stuff.
Is there an expiration date on the bottom or something?
March 26 2016
Just missed it.
So whos the guy living in trash?
Found a bird watcher book
There has to be over a thousand birds in this!
I'm Scout! Lord of trash apparently, used to post a lot.
Could still be good. Probably. I have no idea.
Its pretty good.
mfw pineapple and ham pizza with crushed red pepper
I think I'll keep it as a relic of 2015, future generations will thank me for this.
pineapple on pizza is an abomination
Use a little hot sauce too.
Pineapples and peppers
mixed with meat
let alone all on a pizza
Izzy, my love.
Don't be a bitch
What kind tho
Needs some black olives
all these bitches with no taste.
There is nothing jolly about that combination!
You might as well add anchovies, complete the unholy ritual.
It will not happen again.
I am mad at you.
what did I do this time?
well I know why you're mad at me.
just get over it then, darwin.
I will not.
Wow it doesnt hurt to add veggies to a pizza fam
good. it's better when you are mad at me. makes things hotter.
Are the daddies fighting?
mind your business.
my daddy is the daddiest uwu
that's it. you're grounded.
Sausage and pepperoni master race, vegetables are to be eaten on the side.
Gets me everytime
No idea. If you have more than one kind sitting around try a little bit of them all.
Dunno if you're familiar with Distance.
Some of his stuff is closer to mid-range territory though.
Oh no what a shame I can't leave my home huh? I guess I'll just have to stay at home all day and play video games. Dreadful.
yeah you can do all that but you better not enjoy it.
What if I enjoy not enjoying myself?
Thanks my man will dig it
then I'll be very cross with you.
Do americans really use that expression?
this one does.
Are humans pokemon?!
it's still early here, so i'm just sitting around naked and faffing around, need suggestions
I hope so.
Ah frick my american is broken, is the warranty still valid?
shoo shoo roach
youre not a girl
I'll allow it.
it's like you're me
-barks at you-
BARK BARK BARK BARK!!!!
But that means the pokemon world is a world where criminals could abduct children in pokeballs and sell them in a black market.
I'd dance if we could get a group together
yup. isn't it wonderful?
I rather like you
You say all the right things at all the right times
So fitting you're across the ocean in britlland
Enjoy it there?
Bark for me you dirtty little doggy.
Will you repair the one I have or do I have to get a new one?
That's gonna be the big reveal, isn't it? That's why ash doesn't have a father. That's also why they have pokemon hospitals but not people hospitals. There an entire region where human children run wild and they can be caught and raised to be like normal people!
Giant tumbleweed of wires and controllers
don't even know what half of these go to
You fucking lost didn't you
the real question is if soto is desperate enough to flirt with this thing
Why else would I hope so?
probably just replace it with a new one. easier that way.
in gen 4 they already had the proof that pokemon are humans. it's in the library in that one town. you know the one.
You need to leave
...are humans pokemon, or are pokemon former humans?
|Rolled 1 (1d2)|
Am I desperate enough to flirt with Desu
But I like this one.
the second one, I believe
Is that what a dog sounds like?
id kill myself if i was that bad
you literally flirt with daisy and baka and look like an ape go kill yourself
Found an old soap carving of a tuna
Can soap rot? I think its rotting.
BOW WOW WOW
|Rolled 1 (1d2)|
Should I kill myself?
abloo abloo abloo
h-he's interrupting my girl roleplay!
it's mold probably.
I try to be likeable where I can.
Whether it's right or wrong, it's just how I roll, nothing to it
It's quiet around the sticks and I don't live too close to city areas, so can't really complain for now
Thats better I think.
muk and trubbish perhaps.
Never knew soap molded, the more you know.
git gud Desu
You're too kind to me master Archives
Gonna pretend I never read that
it was clever. ish.
I'm not sure, but I think it does.
hey blue moon when you microwave the pizza lunchables how long do you usually go for?
sSounds like here out in the great plains of america
nice and quiet
What brings you round here my man
I am not sure if we've met before
It was pretty ODDish to me!
that underchin says he'll never stop feeding
With 1200 watts they usually go for like 25, but I like them real cooked.
alright cool. thanks.
Did you want something before I go to bed?
Well mold does grow fast in this room, I have to bleach the ceiling every now.
They were the shit when they were cold
whats wrong with you
Why the fuck you lyin'
Just remember, if you do it wrong you'll regret it for the rest of your life. So don't choke. You can choke when you eat them if you want, though.
kaybe says it's quite good. and I like them just fine.
You have sufficiently broken my heart for tonight.
wouldn't that just be wonderful if I did? ah but my brother is home right now, he'd probably save me. damn it.
I JUST WON !! ! !
man this raw chicken really fucking sucks
what kind of moron would try cooking something that taste this bad
I am surrounded by people who I don't know
Oh, THE shit, not shit. Never mind.
listening to a furry
If you're doing the "no wait" I think TP has that trademarked.
Which state round abouts?
quiet is always better. especially with no sisters anymore
I just haven't dropped by in a long while is all
you probably know me
Oh shit that means I have to come up with something to say huh?
I care nothing about a person's fetishes if the topic at hand is something not fetish related.
bebop kill yourself
You are very cruel.
If you're doing the "no wait" I think TP has that trademarked.
That is mine.
Well, I hate to bring this up now, but....
at least he finally told bc to fuck off and put IDs on
It's mine now.
having a microwave
Sorry no beards today
oh shit, moshy is here?
I rarely would care if they were related either. but please go on.
I didn't know you even came around these parts.
british people are so poor they dont have microwaves
god its so terrible over there
Show me your beard voyboy.
Maybe maybe so
I am not quite sure if I can remember
Either way great to make your acquantaince
I'm stuck out here in Iowa
Nothing but Corn and Cows but
I love it
it's my home
wouldn't trade it for the world
frick you soto >:)
All I'm saying is that nobody can tell if you've got the components of a pizza lunchable in your underwear. You can look them right in the eye and they have no idea.
You should sue him or something.
he plays games alone all day
joins the thread to try and buy more attention
this is true of many things you can fit in your underwear.
Are you talking to me?
moshy and I have been friends for a very long time. no need to be rude.
good job fam
I was in love with him first, though.
I let him borrow it.
Yes, you. Die, beast.
And thank God for that, man.
I'm not in love with him, dum dum.
YOU CAN'T FEEL LOVE!!!!!!!
it's such a liberating thing.
tyty im gonn aplay naga next i think
Shut the fuck up when you are talking to me.
play naga alone*
There is no need for that.
Like right after you throw up a bunch. The world is your oyster.
normally i would be aggressive but
I feel likei should apologize for that
Sorry. I hope you sleep well.
Did I exceed my usefulness?
normally i would be aggressive
yes but it makes me feel better.
limitless possibilities in a world that just wants to tell you no, and that just makes it all the better.
You are not wrong.
Your ID color is pretty close to the color of my walls.
I do, just not often.
Last night was pretty fun though
We used to years ago, but it led to fires and stuff, so we kinda stopped altogether.
Also no one ever cleaned the microwave often enough
you already have a pic though
what did he mean by this?
take another shot
PICK UIP SKYTPE !!!
Entertainment. Attention. Company.
you have my deepest sympathies.
that was you huh? sneaky sneaky.
Maybe I did at one point but i'm pretty sure I lost it.
What do you think I meant?
youre telling me you got multiple fires from one microwave ?
*takes off name to hide girl roleplay*
I got nothing. As you were.
I like orange. There's a lettuce green accent wall too.
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards...
something bad :(
it sounds pretty bad to me, not going to lie.
I don' think it is though.
hmhmhm... A fatal mistake, my friend *teleports behind him* There's still time to apologise. "Ay yo tha fuck you doin?!" *you turns around and slash at me, but as you slash at me it's revealed to be nothing more than an illusion as I appear a fair distance away* Hmhmhm... you are no match for my shadow jitsu. Now die! You wasted your chance! *throws a perfectly aimed Shrunken at you that cuts his throat and kills him* Hmph... fool. *Teleports away*
*appears several meters away*
hmm, it seems my shadow jitsu is no match for you...
*assumes sanzetsu no jitsuzhi stance*
but can you handle my real power?
*hair starts to glow*
*body becomes covered in flames*
*lifts several feet off the ground*
haha, now taste true power!
*katana splits into Jangse, blade of 1000 Edges and Yohlo, fang of the viper*
*slashes you into exactly 8000 pieces*
*you cease to exist in all dimensions*
pssh... nothing personal kid...
You just don't understand the citrus magnificence that is my sense of interior design.
tell me it's making me nervous :(
You are still invaluable to me. A personage of impeccable provenance. The rest of these shits are worthless junk.
I understand it. I just think it's terribly terribly wrong.
i'm not tellin'
[picture of Tomoko vomiting]
Just saw it and thought it was funny
Something about the fact that the dude writing that also roleplays for the other person makes me cringe
it was him who wrote it i think
and good, home is better than trying to take over the world like the rich kids want now
Mhm. Well I'm recovering from that passout now, so it's all good
shame on you, gonna have to wait a long time for the next one
only one case, but it was one of my siblings that caused it
You should go back to that retirement armchair of yours before people notice.
It does possess a certain charm.
I broke it in a paroxysm of rage and heartbreak. Will you buy me a new one?
im boo anyway
nice meeting you
no, I've been regrettably sober for hours now. work in the morning, you know.
Less than three <3
I really like them
You don't have any saved?
Apparently I don't have a picture of my room that doesn't also have me in it. And I am not getting out of this chair.
not Yan but actually Boo
that's okay, I don't feel like being ill tonight anyway.
You said the right thing now I feel better
are you a magician of some sort
First time Grim posted at me, he did a *shuffles behind you*, it was kinda funny now that I think of it
Just like me huh?
Don't worry, I won't stop looking.
wow i guess i totally #fooled you
oh joy of joys
In the meantime you will look at my boring neighborhood and you will love it.
you fucking nigger
I started trying to remember a good quote but then I ended up at the one with the filet steak and cheap cuts and now I have to clear my mind of unpleasant thoughts.
Sorry, but purposeful damage doesn't come in the warranty. I can offer you a shiny diamond-tier credit card if that'll work as an alternative ;^)
Ah of course. Well there's always next weekend~
I have one without a beard if it's enough for you
the pictures are quite nice, yes.
which feels about a million years away. but I'm sure I'll find some excuse to do some drinking in between now and then.
Yeah when I'm near by my name magically shows up on your belly.
i wish the children would leave
*teleports behind the both of you*
*knocks the both of you into the air*
*spanks the both of you with the dull edge of the blade a million times mid-air*
*teleports a short distance away*
hmph, that should teach the both of you some manners
I don't know what that looks like.
it makes my tummy so tingly > / / / <
I'll try to omit the boring pictures of your neighborhood, don't want to spook you too much.
You will think of me as such with time.
that's awfully sweet of you.
*turns around and uses my samurai sword skills to cut you in half*
Teleporting seems to be something everybody can do
I made the ink myself.
Alright, buddy, you asked for it.
*takes out a pair of Nunchaku*
You are about to taste the wrath of 1,000 suns!
*spins the Nunchaku at amazing speeds, disorienting and blinding you*
*quickly lashes out with the Nunchaku, striking with alternating blows and masterful precision*
And how about this!
*wraps your fists up with the himo, and with a quick flick, breaks your wrists like two measly twigs*
Time for the finishing blow!
*starts spinning both Nunchaku, while doing dexterous flips and avoiding your clumsy kicks*
*bludgeons you with both Nunchaku at the same time, using both the strength of a Lion and the speed of a Cheetah. This easily kills you*
Got anything else to say?!
I didn't think so...
It's probably all of the sugar I incessantly cram into my body.
then how is your day going?
can you believe this actually is saved in my camera roll
i thought i lost it forever
can't say I blame you. sugar is pretty nice.
the years should pass easy with enough persistence~
sounds a reasonable plan
Well here then
fine i guess
just played videogames
No way, I will always cherish your dad dick.
Pretty neat my dude.
How old are you ?
26, though i probably feel a few years less
I can't believe it.
It sure is. it's no salt, however.
never seen a picture of you before. very nice.
I don't bother with plans. I just try and get through things one day at a time.
The flag is pretty cute.
You up to anything tonight dude?
no, it isn't. salty stuff is absolutely unbeatable.
Darwins grey hair
Is feeling older a good or bad thing?
just surfing on cs:go since its pretty relaxing
also talking to my danish waifu but thats pretty much it
Yes. It won't even run away from you unless you get within about ten feet.
thanks. i look a bit weird though
It's not a bad thing that's for sure. I don't get the whole old-age phobia of others and feel like I'm still flourishing, although things do change a bit over the years.
It's about the last non lewd good crop I can get of her.
I never got good at surf, is it still popular?
Cut the waifu shit, I dunno where you got that from.
skittish little things, they are. I've seen some around here before, they always dart off into bushes and whatnot if you even notice them.
I don't think so. more handsome than I was expecting. had you more pegged for cute.
You are far more charming than that silly passage.
Well at least your happy with it.
Try this girl.
Click the image
yeah surf is popular because GO made it really smooth
Did you need some attention?
Is it like a double negative where double grounded actually ungrounds me?
no. it means you're even more grounded than you already were.
We don't spray our lawn so we get a lot of them coming to eat the clover.
seems like there could be much worse problems to have.
JEEZ! YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD!
good point. still grounded.
i wouldn't say cute <_<
y-you didn't have to compliment me so hard <__<
this is how you get tinnitus
pretty cute. more handsome. that's what I said.
Yeah. Like this dead skunk I saw. That guy's got real problems.
on the contrary. he no longer has any problems at all.
let's be honest
is that really a prblem?
Tbh I'm jealous
i've never done this before
how was your day bard
Well geez, I didn't know you guys wanted to be dead skunks that badly. I didn't mean any offense.