4 AM

Depends on the game. Either a female or a cuteboy.

nigger, on the wall

Get a doggo.

Breddy gud. Turn on honk to jump and grid mode, and just watch the game shit itself as you fly out of bounds. Makes me break down laughing every time.

Ah.
I always make essentally a jotaro/joseph joestar lookong character. Huge motherfucker.

tony banks

edgy pretty boys.

God I miss fucking around in games like that as a kid. Was the best.

Anyone else laughing their ass off at this? The auction's only been up for a few hours & still had 9 days to go. After Chrischan's sweater sold for like $15,000 I'm willing to believe anything.

ebay.com/itm/272648492255/

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Dat's one expensive meemay.

Seems like that'd be so easy to fake. Wish I had thought of that.

What?

Howdy fellas

Swol Swordsmen who can use devastating magic

Also its my 24th birthday. yay me

I go wherever I must to find hank hill memes. The meme drought has hurt us all.

Congrats on being halfway to 50.

Hello friends.

I usually make big guys with beard, and fat if possible.

It sold for $25,000.

ebay.com/itm/282438324055/

Ayyy happy bday fam. What are you going to do today to celebrate?

Hows your day user?

5 trillion hours in ms paint

Why?

But then you take too much damage if you do get hit.

Afro.

I'm very proud of myself, bob ross can suck it.

dogs are shit

That fat retard will have more money than I ever will in my life. I hope somebody is just fucking with him and doesn't pay that for it.

Thats the fun part though.

What color afro?

They banned me last time for posting 1 konata. Said rule 8 avatar. You really pissed the rentapocket off.

My can't wont shut up and he keeps vaulting off walls.

Your shit.

Feel free to bully flesh
shh, it's a secret!
P.S. he's a nihilistcuck, you know what to do
cytu.be/r/Ultimate_4AM_2_Turbo_Edition

True. But i like playing a manly man.

Im not a fan of dogs, but you cant just call them shit, user.

video games, pizza, doughnuts, sex if shes feeling better and hopefully nothing awful

I need this!

yes

SHIT

Is your cat fixed? It might be in heat.

Love when cats get like that. Mines a lazy tard that doesn't do much.

Because you will never be one in real life?

Sex with who? You get a 3dpd?

Thats the point of vidya, user. To escape from my shit life.

All konatas must be opensource.

Eh, it's not so bad when you get used to it.

I colour the afros the same colour my dick is.

oh I'm used to it

Blue?

Im not alone if im with my waifu.

absolutely its a new girl this time and this is the one… we just click dark skin too. she's tight AS FUCK

It's a good feeling.

Shitter than shit ==SHIT!!!==

Yeah he's been demanhooded. He's just overly excitable and loves to play because i'm constantly teasing him and playing with him since he's a kitten

Yeah some cats are like that. No two cats are the same really.

L-lewd. . . .

Black or delicious brown?

ur a good feeling

more or less

Big n' black nigga, stop bein' so racist, monica.

Do you want to see it?

No u~

NEITHER! Go get a doggo and LOVE HIM FOREVER! RIGHT NOW!

delicious brown. what else?

Hey Ritsu and any other funfags, is there a decent lever-action shotgun that you can work like Arnold in Terminator 2? Or the cyborg in Marathon 2/Inifinty?

I need to know, because reasons.

Sure, go for it.

Nice

no…………………………………..u

shit

Fat characters are always hillarious.

Put your paypal acount in email field.

Fam why. Glad you are happy though. Think shes the one?

I've been wanting to get a kitten lately really bad. Miss having them all the time when I lived with my ex

See if uberti does a replica of the 1886

sometimes life can be disappointing.

FUGGGAWSDAS XDDDDDDDDDD LE EBIN! です～

This Nigga got thru schoolz, b deploma n' shiet.

If only she was made out of actual chocolate.

no u

Im not even waiting for an unrealistic woman. I just want a pure, short haired, tomboy-ish girl. Is that too much to ask? yes

spammin' yo threads.

me

Only the best

It's cause it's tiny, isnt it?

Why did you have kittens all the time?

we've been wanting each other for a LONG time.
and we've been friends for 8 years.
so we got curious of our sexual compatibility and well.

keep us separated or we'll be all over each other. she fucking screamed when i penetrated her because she said verbatim. "holy fuck you're so much bigger than him… fuck."

dahnold!

I guess you just don't want to see it then.

shiiiiiiiiiiiiet

How are you not banned yet

Because she was retarded and didn't get any of her cats snipped

Him? Uh oh

[email protected]/* */

Some cuckchanner also apparently bought his sanic totem.

FUCK
gib e-shekels

Please tell me your pawnfu is Belle.

Whatever helps you save your pride shortstump.

these were already hard to find in the old days. I've been reading a book about old proverbs about women from all over the world. Apparently, finding noble and loyal women then was already a difficult task. Nowadays, it's nearly impossible in first world countries.

what a world, what a world.

Mods must know They can't beat my proxy game.

heh, thatz p'gud.

It's a really shitty attempt at big smoke

Your loss.

got pics of her body?

Just kill me now

I don't think we are bumplocked so its literally just mods are asleep post waifus I guess

there is only one correct answer user.

Lel, 4am has won.

The Shoah must go on.

MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRKKK

Thankfully not too big of one :^)

Mod fell asleep, quick someone notify mark!

nice dubs

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no

No rules, post konatas.
files.catbox.moe/3pqrdf.zip

5 seconds in ms paint

But what if I don't want to be banned?

Nigga, who da fuc u b sayin' "no" 2, nigga I will own yo ass, monica.

Pretty gay tbh, kys cuck famalama.

mspaint is best editor, fuck potato shop.

4th

5

6

check

these

So anyway, an internet friend of mine and I were LARPing the other day as if we just liberated North Korea from communism thanks to Trump, and all the Nork QTs wanted us as husbandos, and it was like a 3:1 ratio of QTs to aryans, and basically, it was fucking tits.

>because they're all gonna give you the collective ass later that night
etc.

Konata, I have a question.

no

I'm actually trying to get banned

Maybe i should move to the middle of nowhere. Maybe, just maybe, i can find a perfect girl there too. or i can just fantasize about my waifu some more. Why settle with a girl who doesnt care and isnt loyal when i can just dream about it.

shoot it.

You're not allowed back on /4am/. It's a Canadian board now. Leafs only.

Did you really send pics of yourself naked to wolfspider?

Leafs r gay,
they will all be banned come day of the rake.

wew

Let the koreans have their women, user. You can do better.

That was all a lie, there was no lewds involved.
Don't believe his lies.

Why is this thread permitted? I want the answer from the insiders, (1)fags please just hide this thing.

Don't lewd the gook

Mods are asleep.

I dont see too much wrong with a designated shitting thread as long as it doesnt leak shit. Its better to have than to not.

Anyone happen to have an image a bit like these two images, this kind of pose, but with Asuka instead?

It's for some OC.

Board culture really. 4am was banned on cuckchan years ago because nofunallowed. The mods don't want to look as bad as them, but they still over moderate the shit out of the thread so whats the point.

why are you permitted?

I hate myself

This it?

T. Reifag

another

theres a few of these actually.

postin' 1 at a time cuase i'm a faggo

suicide is an option.

I'm watching anime at 6 in the morning and my life is spiraling out of control. Help me.

P.S. Rei is best girl.

It's too late for that. We've already won.

Literally the most insane women of all the races right now.

but he showed me some pictures on skype! Were those just doctored?

(1)

Why

I'm not looking for any specific image, just that if someone happens have one that matches their kind of pose, their legs up and their arms down or whatever I would be really thankful.

I found one that kinda matches their style but I didn't think it was quite close enough. Already searched through 78 pages of Gelbooru.

This guy has the right idea

Not on my watch.
Yes, they are all fake.

Most of my shit comes from boorus, so i'm not sure how helpful anyof that was.

i don't think i'm gonna be able to play vidya for a while, even typing this hurts.
do you fags know any good let's plays i could watch? ideally stuff that doesn't try to hard to be funny & is just comfy background noise

A movie.

Here, just watch this. They got like 16 seasons of them at this point.

It's too late. You could have prevented it
I'll check in with that he says and get back to you.

IT'S A LIE!

gas the kikes

racewar now.

My first two posts were completely off topic so I'll rectify it with this one.

Ciri is so perfect I remember at one point being genuinely like 'No girl I'll ever meet will be as perfect as her, so why should I even bother trying?'. Perhaps the most autistic moment I've ever had.

I liked swordlesslink's lets play DK64 with glitches. Chuggaconroy's pokemon lets plays because the bios tickle my bestiary autism.

I know that feel.

Is She your waifu?

Where you are now, you cannot even imagine what the bottom will be like.

DRIFT WAR NAO!

I've always found her to be ugly and mannish looking. But thats just me.

Relax, we'll get to the bottom of this in due time. You've noting to worry about if theres nothing to hide.

I had the same happen to me in another game, the worst part is when you realize how stupid you think and cringe at yourself

I've made it, boys. Livin' the life.

Well played.

Good job, user, Heres hoping i can make it too.

I dont really care about 'making it'. I just want to live a quiet life.

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(you)

Well, if a quite life is your goal, then that's your definition of 'making it'.

I don't have a waifu, but I have Karens all over my Twitter because I'm British and people think of her as Britain's mascot anime girl.

What game and girl? Doubt she'll be as perfect as Ciri but you can give it a shot.

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niggers

I saw a girl at my grocery store the other day with Karen's exact hair, right down to the color and knot on the left side.

Somehow, I stopped short of asking her to pose for a photo. Wish me luck the next time I encounter her. I live in a small town.

Karen is best girl after alice.
I do like her nationalism.

Why would yo do that, user?

I doubt theirs any life insurance on him.

I have stolen your karen immunity and globalized her.

Not diverse enough.

Reported.

It's like you don't understand how business works these days, goy :3

webm unrelated

What are you? a fucking racist?!?!
I bet you are one of those ebil gamers i heard about on cnn. Evil fascist mysogynistic homophobic nazi!

I don't know why but every time he asks me to work with him it puts me in a foul mood.

DO IT

Jobs truely are the root of all evil.

How cute is she?

I half expected a cock to pop out of the bottom there.
I'm sorry user, but i'd take 1 Ritsu over 100 latinos any day. It's just common sense really.

Is it a hard job or just not in the mood for it ?

Isnt Konata chinese? Don't they have amazing work ethics?

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Well, she looks chinese.

Konata a cute.

meme

中文字

Koyomi onii-chan should've just gave her the D tbh fam.

do not lewd the babies

I don't understand why he didn't

It's not a social thing. Don't mean to get political but Twitter has always been an incredibly left wing platform but recently there have been more and more right wing voices there. It's important for everyone to have their views questioned and critiqued so the more right wing voices on Twitter, the better it is for everyone in my opinion.

I've no idea. I suppose it's just more comfortable to sit in your room all day doing nothing.

I'm pretty sure twitter silences out most of the rightwingers.

I have literally nothing to really talk about

Just shitpost fam.
No one here really has anything to talk about aside from small minor gripes anyway.

well yeah since ritus chased everyone interesting out

And now to drink away the rest of the night. I'm somewhat proud of myself.

dib demo

Pretty cute but she had a tattoo on her arm, and for every tattoo on a woman's body there have been at least 4-5 penises inside of her, and that's a fact.

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I meant that all I need to work on now before working on the next piece is the demo. Hopefully I can get it partially done by tomorrow if I'm my programming skills haven't rotted yet.

GIVE
DEMO

I love that revolver.
It's pretty edgy.

Soon™
Do you really want like a early prototype of one piece of my game? It's not going to be much other than for providing feedback, you nerd.

shooty stabbies and stabby shooties are literally the epitome of weapon technology

What's your game like?

You fool.
the world is not yet ready

no, u nerd lol get wretked

(Checked)
Not willing to reveal anything about it until I have something to show. For now I'll say that it's a strategy game.

Fuck you too. Nerd.

you say so but you know not so

no u

no u

that's one of the few things which creeps me out

I pray every night that Hitler will resurrect and purge evil like this from the world

top wew

you're why things like this are invented

WTF! spoiler that shit.

I'll continue to laugh at your pain.

I didn't even read this but still made me want to kill myself

I'll make a blunderbuss designed to kill only you

I'll be sure to walk outside of it's firing range of at most 10 meters.

no u

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post more xbox HUEG please

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Bless you user
that last one be tugging on my heartstrings though ; n ;

;_;7

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we really need more 5th and 6th gen console tans, 7 and up gets all the love

hey

henlo

delet this

of course!

Lucky Star