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I'm gonna look out the window of my computer screen
I wanna remember to remember to forget you forgot me
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well that is pretty good incentive to me.
you always know just what to say.
That'd be the same force as a linebacker tackling you.
doesnt that mean we should trade then
since you gotta try everything once anyway
Well if I ever feel the need to disarrange and debauch in a domineering manner, I'll be sure to focus my attentions on you first. <3
But right now, I sorta wanna get into trouble myself.
TRIAL BY BULLY!
EITHER I'M GETTING WHAT I WANT OR GETTING WHAT I NEED!
Either put in my place or feel more guilty by annoying you.
Maybe it's only your second!
Just accept it
Why would I want his dick? He's more like a cool big brother than a dick to fuck
understandable. it's more fun to be the one in trouble.
i-i hope catosama chooses me
a man of few words who makes each count.
Are you going to be like Mario and eat his mushroom?
My secure trip back in Alice2 days was ##Annikari1
though my mouth would be in the general area regardless
fine but i dont want to hear no mod abuse.
im not entirely sure what number it is
Good, it wouldn't be as true if you did.
If you don't link me, I'm going to miss 90% of these
wow lewd. I thought we were just trying to have a friendly conversation here.
what gave you the impression it wasnt
these are not hmms but they are so numerous now that I feel quite satisfied.
I lost it when the fish got reeled in.
you being all pervo out of nowhere talking about putting your mouth places.
See, I think that's why being a switch is the best.
Feeling horrible with yourself? Be a brat and cruise for a spanking.
Feel like hot shit? Bully everything!
I think it goes for tastes other than lewd. Say if I feel like I've overindulged in alcohol, did bad or just generally feel horrible; I'd eat super spicy food to warm me up and give me a little pain in the mouth. If I feel I did good, I make myself soothing and wholesome, like hot chocolate or porridge.
I'm not sure if this is a joke at this point.
would you prefer my hands
So you might not have even been to a rodeo!
No, it means you're being humble
So fkn lulz
Poor fish didn't see that shit coming
whatever it is, it's about as serious as anything else I do here. which is to say, not very.
being a switch doesn't suit my tastes. I'm selfish like that.
perhaps a combination of both.
Can I have your hands?
I feel like it's way funnier than it has any right to be.
But it's so comical the way it happens too.
Now you got more of my interest!
What are your tastes?
And I mean in general too, not just lewd.
Fave color, fave food, etc.
You're the one who said it!
green. I'm partial to pasta dishes, especially shrimp fettuccine alfredo. my lewd tastes are quite well known at this point. just read back through my conversation with moogs for a refresher.
i have definitely seen one maybe. on tv
you're so smart. you're right. it's wrong of me to restrict myself. i should be restricting you
are you charlies molesting uncle
Lmao my grandma and grandpa are so drunk right now
now I'm very curious as to the ways you might go about such a task.
i never link you though
Was it one with cows or horses?
Is it like staring into the future?
I won't confirm or deny.
well you seem to come with a lot of fun accessories to accomplish such a task
oh my god
batteries are not included though, so keep that in mind.
Then maybe you do have some experience
Is it okay to hit a women Holla Forums?
Which God is that, and do they have udders?
I did that thing I was told to last night and tried adding sugar to draino.
I still ended up vomiting everywhere.
Talk shit get hit.
if she deserves it, yes. they want equal rights they can stop bitching about getting hit when they start shit.
that is a shame i imagine watching you squirm around what that thing in you would be fun to watch.
that is savage
not my god. the christ god
DJ Khaled is a gift to mankind from the gods
is this a problem in our relationship
that is still very easy to make happen.
At full strength and on the butt
Only if they're trannies.
only if they like it/deserve it
If she takes a shot at your nuts, sure.
I'm starting to like pink, like a lot.
Pasta dishes are my jam but I wanna branch out into something with potatoes and stuff.
Mostly like spicy food once in a blood moon.
My lewd tastes... eehh, depends what I'm in the mood in. Sometimes I want something cute, sometimes I go to /d/ for some badness
*Flashbacks of drunken arguments*
Girls would say yes if she hit first. But a tap.
Men would say it depends if she hit first. But a tap.
I say 'It isn't about being okay in an argument, it is about being the biggest person who is right'.
Say if a girl hits me, I'd fucking have this huge smug grin on my face.
They just lost their shit and their argument; so everything they say is invalid. I.E, I win. They lose.
They better give themselves the black eye or come back with a better fucking argument, or else I'm just gonna keep grinning and make em more mad.
But trannies which way?
It's not really okay to attack anyone in anger.
Self-defense is fine, though.
Test would object to be smacked around
Yes, I'm sure this is genuinely surprising.
pink is an alright color, it's just no green.
potatoes are pretty amazing. I like them in many ways.
spicy food is fantastic. I especially love tabasco on things.
seems similar to myself actually.
But how else would you deal with your boyfriend's constant feeling of emasculation manifesting as a need to beat their significant other?
You should write fanfiction
Shipping you with who?
I have this problem though.
I'd buy all this awesome veg but never get around to using it all and have to throw it away. ;w;
Dunno if I can freeze potatoes, you see.
I also need a masher so I can make my own mashed food. OH! And I got some tabasco always in my cupboard.
I liked green, but getting into purple and pink a lot more.
btw, got green eyes. Fucking awesome. Plus ashamedly I'm getting more into Asanagi's stuff and certain vore stuff as well. The shame is real, Cupcake. Oh, and mindbreak/aheago stuff too, I guess.
Btw, I need some background stuff to listen to while I play Darkest Dungeon. Not music, but commentary, sorta sick of listening to old Two Best Friends Play stuff... any ideas?
I can help you with that, Gil.
This is a wheel of fortune thing. You put in as many names as you like and let the wheel of fate decide.
purple is a great color, to be sure.
you just have to force yourself to use the potatoes if you buy them. I just don't buy anything that needs too much prep these days, but eventually I might get back into trying to cook.
vore is definitely not for me, but mindbreak can be pretty fucking hot. aheago always is. green eyes are wonderful. mine are hazel
I like listening to sargon of arkaad, but I'm not sure if you would be interested in his stuff. probably, given the general feel of how people's views are around here. check him out.
Nah. Save it for Insider.
It'll be his magnum opus.
He'll half-finish it and get bored.
It's always the British that are the best at arguing logically.
it's true. they are very good at it.
What is he even doing now after dropping out?
I do listen to his stuff, but not as background stuff, however, there is a video I do need to catch up on.
Prep just fucking sucks, but eating shitty packet noodles sucks even more. I think I'll just get all my veggies tinned, but that means I get less for the price.
If I get in the mood, I'll find you the best mindbreak stuff!
That and finding random shit and working on top of that. Like... British make the best plunderers, both in ideas and in some cases; booty.
I like the steamed veggie bags you can just microwave. they are easy and all you need is some salt and pepper and they taste great.
You're supposed to know these things.
Got no microwave. But I may need to get on steamed veggies soon.
Btw, do you play Darkest Dungeon?
Got no microwave.
How is this possible?
no, it looks interesting though. is it out of early access yet? I don't buy early access games anymore.
Insider dropped off the map, man.
he keeps in touch with some people.
i am very tired
I don't blame you.
I got burnt so hard when I got Rust, Starbound and other games. Starbound got good though, so I hear, but I no longer like crafting games.
It is out of early access.
And it is a good time sinker to play and shitpost.
Just never bothered to buy one.
Got no TV either.
I will get one for my birthday though.
I envy you. I wish I was tired, with hot chocolate in one hand and slippers on my feet.
go to bed boo
I'll have to check it out when I get back to where I feel like playing games more again. these days I pretty much just play overwatch.
Are you "some people"?
that was the implication, yes.
Don't be a racist.
I wanna get overwatch but is too expensive for me right now.
I bet you're a healslut
So what's he up to?
He won't heal no matter how hard you bully him.
If he's healing he can't get those ELEVEN GOLD MEDALS WHY ARE WE LOSING
I play around all the roles, actually. I'm best on defense with stuff like junkrat or torb. I do enjoy playing support though.
he's doing alright. trying to learn a new language for a job where he's at now.
FUCKING STOP YOU SHITTER
I play zenyatta all the time.
why do you always tell me what to do
because we're bffs
I like the look of Junkrat, because kaboom and bombs and stuff; but if we're going by tf2 roles, I'm either going as Bastion because I like being a turret; or I may be a healslut myself.
I'll need to play the game to find out my perfect role, usually in mobas I play support or big dumb tanks.
You don't deserve heals.
You're a lost cause, git gud.
Speaking as a dissilussioned healslut myself. I don't trust anyone to carry a game, hence I'mma heal the fuck out of everyone.
I'm just memeing anyway.
Isn't Cupcake like pure salt when playing anything?
would you really say we're bffs
it's good to just play around and see who you end up doing the best as. for me that happens to be junkrat. but there are so many characters you have lots to choose from.
you're being a bully is what you're doing.
it certainly gets that way sometimes.
of course boo.
That's a rumor I've heard, I can't possibly confirm or deny.
I like running in and being a dumb, beefy cunt.
Anyone like that?
yes. there are a good selection of tanks, and roadhog and reinhardt seem like your kind of guy.
Doesn't sound like a thing I'd do.
it contradicts the whole personality he tries to project
no not at all, what was I thinking
Okay fine Luka this is my post
wait tsuchi is a girl?
Has he at least given you the nudes you're asking for to compensate for all the saltiness?
The girliest girl to have ever girled.
congrats Holla Forums!
you get to fuck one(1) of these apes
None of the above.
Keep it up. He'll say yes eventually.
|Rolled 1 (1d4)|
Roadhog seems too skill based for me
hooks and stuff
Reihardt seems my kind of guy.
Btw, I get like... I dunno, you gotta play with me to understand. I don't get salty, I get like... 'Abandon Hope' feeling.
Oh yeah! Utter despair. That's what I get.
Far left it is.
test got the literal worst
|Rolled 2 (1d5)|
5 being the "none" option.
|Rolled 3 (1d5)|
I got the full ape one.
trust me. the hooks are not skilled at all. it's landing the headshot after.
no, I get where you're coming from. sometimes it's very easy to tell you don't have a chance in a game.
They're all pretty hot, though, and it's more fun when you leave it to chance.
They're all pretty hot
The fuck is wrong with you?
quit reminding me of your sister
Which one has the dick?
they're all pretty hot
eww lol you think black people are attractive lol niggers haha
Go e-fuck your spic "girlfriend" and tell me that only whites are attractive while looking me in the eye.
s a v a g e
Just me fam
Tsuchi if you had to choose between fucking a shitty trap like Tokai or fucking black chick which would you pick
Don't fucking give me that "none of the above" shit either
Only whites are attractive.
can i get your sister's contact details btw
i think im gonna become your brother
Wait, Smiles is a spic?
Because I was going to say that that one's automatically out of the runnings.
Is the black chick at least not full chimp?
he only lasted two minutes with his spic e girlfriend
They're 3/4 white so close enough.
And like 'Is it me who is fucking up? Is it my team? Maybe I should finally delete from harddrive forever' thoughts.
Ever read this?
ive been rused!
yeah, no kidding. although I just usually blame everyone else. it's more fun that way.
yes I have. usually image sets are boring to me though, even with text slapped on. that one was alright though.
Smiles is a spic?
liking fat chicks
She's like homosapiens tier
Like straight out of Worldstarhiphop
I'd honestly would say no to either in this.
But if forced, I'd go with the niggress and have her say "massah" throughout.
Yes, Smiles is Latina
eww gross not a white person disgusting lol niggers
De que parte tho
SMILES IS A SPIC?
MY FUCKING IMMERSION
eww gross not a white person disgusting lol niggers
That makes it sound like Tsuchi and Theseius did the fusion dance.
white girls arent religious anymore
that's even funnier than what I was going for
De que parte
why would it say de que means that?
google translate is so shit
This isn't even their final form.
It what situation would you honestly be benefited in knowing Spanish in America?
Getting a job as a social worker?
I'm scared to follow the train of thought much further though. it would be like some kind of eldritch horror.
Ok, I think I exhausted everything I wanted to say or could say. Brain is dead now and trying plow through DDunjin whilst listening to Lovecraft audiobooks. Prolly bed soon.
MAybe I should tease you or something, or do you have a good idea for next conversation?
Top 100 Languages by Population
Rank Language Name Primary Country
1 CHINESE, MANDARIN China
2 SPANISH Spain
3 ENGLISH United Kingdom
I was going dragon ball this entire time, you whore.
benefited in knowing Spanish in America
It doesn't really benefit you in anyways but it's a pretty good feeling when you can talk shit on white people that are standing right next to you in spanish and they won't even know
why the hell would you count chinese or south americans as 'people' though
I am not a whore.
that's fine, it was nice talking to you. I'm more or less out of things to say on these topics as well. what is your steam?
Yeah, but why would white people be in Choloville to even be trashed talked by Pablos?
Benefited in speaking the top three languages in general.
You low-grade un-paid whore.
Or type in SCANNER and look for the weird smiley pic of Yakui.
There's spics everywhere here
"B-but they're people too! They aren't just rapists and drug dealers!"
not a whore.
They're in Texas, too.
They just thankfully keep to their own communities here.
Kids are so fucking stupid
Aren't you still a kid?
t. fellow kid
Yes of course
How old are you now anyways?
I'm still 16 :^)
old enough for me
im nein yeaws olwd
Please shoot me for even typing that.
you people are all so young XD
Go suck off old dudes for Subway money.
I'm also a girl irl.
Its me irl.
tsuchi keeps telling me to tell you he wants to apologize
i dont believe it though
12/f/cali anyone want sum fux?
I almost forgot about this name
can you get the script that notifies you when people message you
we need to call you whenever swedish posts
i dont have it nigger
i dont believe that tricky guy either!
It's pretty Grim when we need to call Ui whenever Swedish posts.
You'd think Scarlet would be fine erin these threads.
Hey wait, this means Luka unfiltered Tsuchi
Or only ever fake filtered him
what did that nigger do now?
It's a nigger rap song that I translated into moonrunes while high off cough syrup
Luka never filters me
I'mma bed soon, you kids have fun
his jealousy knows no bounds
tsuchi desperately craves to be white
Im the only person who knows the truth about anything. the rest have shitty memories, and I mthe one who did molly every other day for 5 years.
woah! he aint white??
Tsuchi's so white he got an impure girlfriend so he could feel more justified when he beats her.
You responded to one of his posts, dude
That's not how this works
Tsuchi is so white he eats Miracle Whip
Which is disgusting btw
miracle whip is disgusting
soto in charge of having taste
I eat Miracle Whip, Tsuchi gives me shit for it.
Nigger, I am whiter than your Jew ass.
I use Blue Plate mayo.
I could totally just imagine Tsuchi eating Miracle Whip on its own to feel even whiter about himself.
i'm no dude.
That's not how this works
I had a more productive conversation with my pet parrot today.
At least the parrot pays attention.
is parrot one of your pet names for me now?
"test is a midget, sqwaaak"
what product do you buy.
Wow you don't like beer or Mayo?
Its pretty justified
That shit is worse than pussy juice
lol yeah right, next thing you know youre gonna start saying you drink "good" beer
step on my dick
The thing you put on sandwiches.
I do like mayo. I also like miracle whip.
'step on my dick'
I drink nothing but Stone's shit these days.
No, it's my pet name for my pet.
Which is a parrot.
Who's Stone and how did you get him to sell that to you?
Tbh, I forgot miracle whip was a thing and was thinking about cool whip.
That said, I could picture Tsuchi eating whipped cream straight.
you know me.
Do you like beer tho
He's got those face marks like they do in Jojo
shits so lulz
That shit gets boring real fast
no, I do not like pisswater.
It was a joke, fam.
The darker the beer, the better.
The complete opposite of women.
How does it feel having shitty deformed tastebuds?
Stouts are always superior
soto/boo pls go and stay go
it feels perfectly fine to not like something that tastes bad to me.
test is a pretty good combination of soto and me
if the fun canceled itself out
i'll make sure to eat pineapples before then
Black IPAs are the best.
Posting random webms
Cupcake, without context which word, or combination of words do you like more.
1 Gboro-Fboro, 1 Chi-You, 2 Kongous
1 Zygote, 1 Sariel
Too well, probably.
if the fun cancelled itself out
anyone who knows me even a little already knows too much.
lolwut meme porn
I'm the cook!
Am I the only one getting drunk rn?
Tbh, that's probably the harder mission because there's four fucking things.
I was getting drunk a while ago.
I would drink but I plan on taking xanax
hey you asked without context. but knowing that I'm even more glad I picked it.
the movie was so good
what is good about it?
Idk why I said gros.
The fight scenes are excellently choreographed gunplay. It's very fun.
I'd probably go pretty ham, too if somebody killed MY dog
I didn't tell you to stop
I still drink like one or two drinks with xannies
It gets you super fucked up dawg
Its like really dangerous though
Did you draw that?
You saw that but you didn't see forrest gump?
they shouldn't have did that. no siree.
I have work in the morning though.
not sure what the problem here is. I can't feasibly see EVERY movie and it's more likely I've seen more movies that are recent than movies that came out before I was born or when I was a child.
You're pretty bad at this fam
Nah, I don't have notebooks worth doodling in them anymore.
I just saw it in an image dump and thought you'd appreciate it.
I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end-
you're drunk go home
im with u sodo
It feels sorta backwards. I hardly knew that movie existed.
Not drunk but I am drinking some hard cider
What's the sauce on that calisthenics webm, btw?
I am home.
makes sense that someone not in america would be more likely to hear about good old films instead of any new ones.
go to bed
I have to kill this Gboro-Gboro, Chi-You and two Kongous first.
I'd prefer naked pictures of you but I guess Rem pics are aight I guess
I drink at work all the time
Kinda wanna tc
Drink it all rn
then buy more
Not to subtle !
it has 200 cals thats way too much
and I have work tom
pretty keen on not losing my only source of income.
Where your ass was at dog, when niggas wasn't feed me?
Where your ass was at dog, when bitches didn't need me?
Where your ass was at dog, when niggas tried to run off?
Where your ass was at dog? You made me pull this gun out
Where your ass was at, dog, you went and switched sides?
Where your ass was at, dog, when niggas was spread lies?
Where your ass was at, dog, when the bodies come slide?
Where your ass was at, dog, when I was serving piles?
Where your ass was at, dog, when niggas wasn't feeding?
Where your ass was at, dog, when bitches didn't eat?
Where your ass was at, dog, when niggas tried to run off?
Where your ass was at, dog? You made me pull this gun out
Where your ass was at, dog, when I was in the Pyrex?
Where your ass was at, dog, when I was drinking Hi-Tech?
Where your ass was at, dog, came through the projects?
Where your ass at we keep that fully loaded contacts
Not to subtle
Then why does he always deny any involvement with you?
And actively try to get you to leave him alone in public?
I bought rum btw
she said Xzibit
No but seriously is it just me or are his ears like weird looking?
nigga u fkn wot m8
lmao nice meme
Take a shot with me
God i fucking love nigger music
im fat and I plan on losing weight soon
these webms suck
Enough nigger music
Time to weeb it up
autistic egg frying
Nice to meet you, Fat. I hope it works out.
Nuh uh, sorry, the pleasure is all mine. You can't have any.
I get the pleasure of meeting your posts every other day though
Why did you even save them anyways?
Starcraft is like a Korean bicycle for me. 5 months off and I still beat Korean masters players
They are off of someone elses computer/folders.
I won't post the juicy ones tho
If that's true, I'd like you to stop. I know that I can't force you to, but I'd prefer it if you derived no pleasure whatsoever from our interaction. If there's anything that I can do to assure that, you let me know. Even if you have to call me up in the middle of the night, I'd like to hear it.
Fucking spics ruining my english music
I wonder what Jeffs dream is
oh. more lame casual anime stuff
this is beautiful
thats really cute
well if this webm is porn im done posting
so this is how it ends.
not with a bang. but with a whimper.
ded thread. ded community
only todger can save us
those damn discord servers
I took 5 since I typed that 8)
Well I'm not gonna post, I'm taking a bath.
I'm here to save the community~
see ya best buddy yan
History will never remember how it was welms who saved the thread in its darkest hour
You are grounded, grounded, grounded, GROUNDED!
guess I'd better go to my room.
*gives mouth to mouth to the thread*
Hiya, Cuppers. I got out early~
Good. I don't want the credit^^
That's probably the best Overwatch gif that I have seen.
congrats. welcome to the thread, elma.
That's right. And don't even think about coming down fir a midnight snack.
Don't ellipses me!
but what if I get super hungry.
Sorry about earlier. I was in a strange mood :p
Promise to give it to me then?
I'll come rape you later
You gotta buy me dinner first~
I didn't notice anything that you might need to apologize for, so don't worry.
that still leaves a hunger issue to solve.
*squee* Good! <3
Now that's just plain rude
Your brain will draw its attention to the pain on your butt instead of the hunger pains.
you seem chipper.
Wanna kill it even worse and play some memewatch?
Jesus Christ how horrifying.
I'm pretending this is gant saying these things and it's working quite well.
I suppose I could go for a few rounds before I turn into a seething pile of rage.
What did you want to order off of the dollar menu?
Don't worry, I expect the rage.
I'm a rude person.
Is there a reason to not be??
for me? sure. for you, I hope not.
When I read Gant's lines, I used the voice of Professor Strange from Arkham City. Best three hours of my life.
I can tell! You just have this unpleasant vibe around you.
oh fufufu. Don't be like that~
Nah, I'm in high spirits the last couple days^^
not bad, not bad at all.
im kidding welms
we're going to sizzler
Why is taking care of yourself such hard work?
Boo, wanna play?
i have something averagely long and above averagely thick for you to play with test
And for Winston Payne, I use Toad from Mario.
good. I hope you continue to be that way.
Somewhere fancy will get you further, baka.
Because life is suffering and beauty is pain.
doing mah nails, pic related
Me too! We will find out Tuesday!
Though I'm hitting up the DMV tomorrow to renew my license, so that should be fun /sarcasm
Cuppers fan me, I'm hot and wet.
My beauty is only pain to anyone who isn't me. ♥
Did you paint them or something?
cuticles and shaping them up with a file ^~^
What does that mean?
but that's more expensive
the best place for a date is always an amusement park anyway
i'll just buy you some cotton candy
Make them pretty.
It means jealousy is painful and green and ugly bb.
is chappie worth a rewatch
i dont remember much of it
you like rollercoasters???
I love Cedar Point in Ohio. Biggest and bestest coasters around^^
Oh, I see.
It is very.
Iunno, maybe I'll paint them for my day off tomorrow cause why not? I don't have many colors though... my toes are black from last time still :/
Watch The Boy in the Striped Pajamas
Its a great comedy
>19 gold metals
i love them
i live in cali so it'd really suck if i didnt
i hope there's a lot in colorado
and you go and watch watamote
its an anime meant for normal extroverts like us
there are other things I would do in that situation.
so much fun. those lines are the most exciting thing I've ever experienced.
I liked having my toes painted black.
It was a great secret.