Facepunch on Suicide Watch

Rust community recently fucking imploded with a massive outburst of anger towards how shitty the game is after several years of development - I fucking love seeing Early Access fraud finally be called out for what it is.

There's already reactionary whiteknighting going on - I feel like this is only gonna get better.

Looks likeā€¦
FacePunch Got Knocked Out.

How does this affects gmod?

Might be a good salt watch, but I personally don't get any kicks from watching retards fall down stairs. So have at it. I can't even think of an Early Access game that showed any promise in the first place.

the 1'279 point tirade in question


It doesn't. GMod is dead, no?

uh no, it still gets players.

Why are these people so desperate to keep a single game alive?

Emotional Attachment.

It's like he WANTS to burn money.

Streamer whores I am assuming. If you wonder why any shitty game still has a good amount players assume some Twitch faggot is playing it and their legions follow.

Last time I tried playing it I was blinded by the amount of skins every server tried to make me download so I just assumed only autists play it these days.


I think it's because they used to like it.


Oh boy, I hope people on here still have the screencaps of the spergout that Newman pulled a few months ago, about how he feels justified in pocketing people's money despite the game not being released.

You are lying

you a redditor eh

dubs confirm, I just assume almost every thread is made by some cross site faggot now.

Reddit has a few places worth visiting, just like Tumblr is good for the art blogs. Then there's the saltfests that you can participate in.

Stop being a faggot and enjoy the saltmine.

Has someone made a gmod-style mod sandbox with other engines like Unreal or Cryengine yet?

No excuses, die.

have fun with your assimilation fag.

I still play GMod Cinema every now and then to shitpost with some fags and watch dumb Youtube videos. That Cerealbox server was pretty fun.

THANKS MARK

Jesus Christ how autistic

I don't even know what Rust is about.
Is it one of those meme survival resource games?

Pretty much. It used to have some solid foundation within it, but it's all long gone now.

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That is the case, yes

oh so you're a filthy degenerate. nothing you say means anything.

Only for watching shitstorms, the rest is utter shit and there's no reason to register.
And even that is painful to watch, many discussions on there go like


Opposed to what, deviant"art"?

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The father of meme survival crafting games.

Disgusting degeneracy

That'd be DayZ and Minecraft, though

Ah, I see, so you're a mindless ideologue then?

Wasn't that Minecraft, though?
Or was Rust out before then?

Pretty much yeah, bonus points if they aren't californian or canadian.

Most survicraftmeme games i've seen were more like rust copies rather than minecraft.

Factorio is a fantastic Early Access game. Prove me wrong.

Minecraft was first announced in 2009

Tumblr has a really bad reputation for shitty SJW blogs and the infamous "Tumblr art style", but there are a lot of great art blogs on there.
A lot of the drawfags here have Tumblr blogs; ciiircuit.tumblr.com, icanseetheearth.tumblr.com and thekkm.tumblr.com are a few examples I can think of.

You have to go back.

That's a niiiiice ass. Hoo boy.

I played Minecraft way before it hand indev or infdev map settings. Back when you killed creepers for cobblestone.

I still remember their special snowflake appreciation thread, they made it with no irony at all, faggots taking selfies and the guy as a rat with titties defending their faggot shit.
Facepunch is truly SomethingAwful 2.0

if you don't understand why faggots from reddit are hated then you don't understand much
You probably even have an account

You're putting a label over an huge demographic. It's like saying that everyone who browses 8ch is a Holla Forumstard

*a huge

fuck

I'm not a faggot.

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i got sum reddit

it shows the quality of the board when you faggots continue to constantly double down instead of realizing you were called out and fucked off.

Reddit is not welcome, its not this enormous thing every fuckhead has been on.
Not everyone online has browsed reddit, reddit is cancer incarnate from the people behind it, to the upvotes, and all the other faggot shit user of reddit have done in the past and will do in the future.

Like furries, transexuals excluding cute boyswomen, and other outliers will always fuck up discussion, lead a thread into attention whoring, blog posting, shitposting and other faggotry.

cute boys are degenerate attention whores to but as dudes and fags in the literal sense not the figurative, they understand to stay on their contaminate boards and only rarely seep over to Holla Forums

He already got the money so it doesn't matter, if I were him I'll stop the game and find a nice vacations house if he hasn't already.

It's not gay to be attracted to traps, men that look like cute girls, but it IS gay to masturbate to them, knowing that they're men.

Typical community bitching bullshit, nothing new. Faggots who play all day get depressed and go on reddit to whine. The game is still great, and non-retards can still set up a solo base on the weekend, and play at night killing people.

The biggest problems with the game are chinamen ddos'ing servers and hackers. that's it.

There will always be unbalance when a group of 6 NEETS farms all day and raids you. get over it, or build multiple backup bases. Filthy casuals.

Rust is the only good multiplayer survival game out there, and its a breath of fresh air compared to all the casual garbage.

but you're the one turning it into a fuckfest by screeching about Reddit

Do you think this will matter? Rust is pretty big with normalfags who don't care about being ripped off, and most of the facepunch community is circlejerk cancer. I mean fuck, if you invite someone to it who gets banned that can get you banned. That's how much of a fucking echo chamber it is.

I took my little brother to the doctor once when he had pneumonia, but the doctor was Asian. The doctor kept asking my little brother questions about how he was feeling but he ignored him, and instead looked at me and leaned into my ear to loudly whisper "user, the chinaman is talking to me again!".

This nigger talks about half-finished features and then starts talking about shit he's experimenting with. Zero self-awareness.

again the fact you are continuing to debate your faggotry that you have announced to the world shows you don't get shit.
Fuck off.

I just want to see Maurino have a mental fucking breakdown. His skin is paper thin


The game in it's current iteration is a fucking dumpster fire. Every gun has a massive fucking aimcone, you can't fight clans anymore because bleeding was effectively fucking removed, primal weapons were nerfed, building severely outpaces raiding, etc.

It's shit. It's been shit since late BP period


Kill yourself my man

REMOVE CANCER

Nigga I think you got a life expectancy just below a transexuals

At the very fucking least, don't go around trying to normalize your Reddit faggotry. We can't force you to fuck off but we sure as fuck can bully you for acting like a nigger.

The low life expectancy of trannies is thanks in large part to them so often working in sex trades, where folks get murdered all the time.

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you're no better

Just go back to reddit, faggot.

Alright, m8. I'm sure you can do better.

When you put it that way, it pretty much is SomethingAwful.

Yeah it must be that not having the organs that produce your essential hormone then switching to large amounts of the opposite one while no longer taking any of the other hormone.
Both men and women have testosterone and estrogen.

Only transsexuals have one, even with women because they give them hormone blockers.

They are truly perverted Frankensteins of the most heinous design.

It's funny because it's really not that hard to fix rust's issues:

-flatten the power disparity between early game gear and late game, it doesn't have to make sense but it makes starting on non-fresh-wipe server easier (people will still want the late game shit), lowers incentive to dog-pile fresh wipe servers to get front seats on the bus

-give faggots the "progression" (like a few days of playing to get full geared) to give them a reason beyond pure pvp to stick to a single server so the pop doesn't die in a single day

-add power drills for riskier, slower, budget raiding, loud and easier to counter-raid/defend against, more raiding, more pvp, win win

-provide server enforced solo, duo, and clan size X official servers, teams being powerful is fine, but it sucks shit for those who don't wanna zerg with 10+ dudes

-hire a guy or guys whose job is literally nothing but anti-cheat, full-time, and ban fucking AHK scripts, rust has made loadsa money and they can afford it

-cap max ping on official servers to do soft region-locking, partly cause the game can't handle high-ping, and partly because most of ching-chong-land hack like motherfuckers

Done.

Needless to say Helk is an idiot, and absolutely none of these things are prioritized.

this is how a board dies, eh?

Oh look, it's 5/6 of those ideas is something I thought of before. Helk is a fucking hack.


Yes its dead please get out now

They've been doing it for years with no repercussions whenever the goyim start getting too noisy with complaints, the playerbase just takes the abuse.

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You don't belong here.

I bet you can't back your smugpost up with actual reasoning, though.


Cry more

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Remember the S. Korean clan I was with lamented the switch to XP. I didn't believe it was that bad of an implementation but tried it out for a day and was done with the game for good. Keep in mind I had about 5k hours in at that point.

Still sad to think about how if they just would've left the blueprint system as it was, added some map diversity, added mounts and changed combat dynamics, the game would still be in its glory days. Oh well.

Miss you Seattle Server 1 Koreans!

ART BLOGS you stupid fucking ape. I'm not using it to talk to people.

The 'progression' was perfect in blueprint and legacy rust. You'd consistently have even solo players going for 3 weeks into the new wipe cycle. The retards at Facepunch just couldn't help but ruin their own game so they could eventually make way for microtransaction components.

Doesn't change the shit UI
and the art that the people post is shit tumblr style garbage

Haha, he's been doing it for 2 decades. If anything, they're giving him too much money before he can burn it.

Facepunch are complete hacks but how does removal of blueprints tie in with the implementation of skins? I remember Tempered AK and shit was added back when BP was still a thing.

You're generalizing. There's plenty of good shit. Why don't you check shit for yourself before spouting shit that other people stuffed in your head?

Tumblr art is shit known for niggerfying characters or making them fat for the sake of (((inclusiveness))). Stop doubling down and just unironically kill yourself.

They'll roll out microtransaction components soon enough.

Maybe you should go back.
The UI gave me brain cancer when I first saw it, and I don't want to look at that shit again.

Tumblr is just a website. You're talking about liberal college student art.

They think It's some epic meme and they're in on it when they're told "fuck off back to reddit", that we really don't disdain them for the stale circlejerk they've tried turning Holla Forums and prior to that 4chan into it. They won't get it through their thick "le"-spouting skulls until moderators actually take action or It's been said enough to them.

Not posting the right picture

You're such an autist it's not even funny.

Says the fucker who won't stop defending other websites.
I don't give a fuck, personally, but you shouldn't either. Just stop replying to people bringing it up.

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Nice generalization based on some posts that you saw in a lol thread.

It's probably a kike; they get off on being torn to shreds and stomped into the ground. Most popular porn in Israel is holocaust porn.

MORE!

Jews get off on holocaust porn just like american black women love getting called niggers in bed, "forced" to suck white cock. They love it man, I've never had such good head from anyone except black girls who got off on humiliation.

AY AY AY

Tumblr is good for amateur fetish porn.

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And replace their flashtubs with gmod and sfm videos.


You took that reaction image from tumblr? Because I've seen one where the poster was a gigantic kike.


The problem with Da is that you needs premium to post images even on your blog and copy&pasta scripts.

just