That sick ID.
Oh wait! That's my ID!
Apparently I was ridiculously high yesterday
Rolling for id.
Hello Holla Forums, I have a story for you about a certain individual that has triggered me to no end.
My mum's friend is such a faggot, that she makes <insert gayest poster here> straight.
Her whole 'Designer' business is repainting tables white and charging £30 for the service.
She finds old teacups from the charity shop, writes tiny labels tied to said cups of her 'company name' in felt tip and sells them out for triple the price.
I've seen her do this with milk bottles.
Shilling. Milk bottles. With tiny labels of her name written on.
She's like 35! Acts like a 14 yr old deviantard, complains why no one hires her as an interior designer. I swear to god, I found a reason to live again, and it is to spite this person. 3=<
What is the most 'oh god why did I do that' high thing you done that day?
break out the rope
I was rping with Bard, I was that high
Already did, but this time I ain't lynching myself.
But yeah, this is why I hate coming over to my family... because my mum tells stories about this delusional woman.
She keeps trying to iron her 'home made' stamps on my jacket.
Keeps saying 'Why aren't you an actor?' or some silly shit as if that such jobs get around or that I would want to be that shit. She's got Londonhipster syndrome.
*You should save those logs for treasury reasons.
Not to post, but to keep to yourself.
But yeah, that is pretty baked.
I wish I had the strength to stay awake while that stoned.
I always collapse.
Or watch the nastiest porn ever.
What's good everyone
Slightly triggered, but otherwise hopeful!
People who play music into voice chat in tanked games
I need to watch anime but can't decide which one to watch
Roleplay with bard is to b e treasured in the heart, not on the disk
You are indeed a wise man, Freeman.
Teach me the ways of the true path of Best Boy
Being hopeful is good
I'm trying to find my phone so I can text woman good morning. She'll kill me if I don't x.x
Roll dice or something so you don't have to pick
Man, and it sucks because it was a 20 min game too.
Lost just by a bit.
Buy a cheap card and post it through her letter box saying goodmorning.
gg no re
This is why I always pick support, because I don't trust any of my team to git gud.
I'm not wise, I just know what I know
Maybe I'll start Food Wars S2
I usually pick support.
My team wasn't bad, it was just so close in skill to the other team. Any ground gained was hard earned on either side.
Not sure what I want to start after I finish JoJo again. Right now it's between more JoJo, Space Dandy, or Samurai Champloo
Oh, so that means it was actually a hype as fuck game.
Well, maybe next time.
itis hip to fuck bees
It's hip to bee^2.
It is hip to own bees that fuck though.
Honey is the best.
I just got home and I'm tired.
Are you going to bed anytime soon?
I think so.
stop replying to yourself samefag
Squash is a samefagging shitheap
realizing u can filter the whole furry house in one move
I'm going to beat your shit, George.
they replaced mugen
tfw there was no mugen
Hang on, what about monster girls?
Monstergirls da best.
This Old Dog likes your post.
To be fair they weren't much to begin with.
Squash is a old same-fag.
Cuddle with me~
I'm hardly older than most people here.
if only u could filter by country too
No matter how many times you evoke the faggotry of Squash, you're not getting a (You), you faggots. >:3
somebody please acknowledge him i cant do it now give the filter but he's trying so hard guys
I gave him a +1.
I did enough.
Is it really any coincidence that mugen and squash returned and left at the same time?
oh fuck what if we're all sci!?
If that's the case I'm just ending it all now.
noo not really
Sorry, no thankyou.
I'm an oldfag?
Furries are a fucking joke
speaking of jokes
I mean age, you dolt.
I'm only 33.
Posting your biography?
So it isn't hip to bone bee girls?
Wanna know how I got these scars
Hmmm sucks to be you
Still playing Overwatch?
I got mine from Otter Pops.
Samefag squash fucking leave
tfw older than squash
you talkin shit?
honey comes from bee guys silly
I mean I like older guys soooooo......
Do I do anything but?
boi honey best honey
So how be you, btw?
All'a that chitchat's gonna getcha hurt...
Ihave bwakafeast now so I feel pretty fine tachu
Make me, crumpet strumpet.
I was going to see if Squash wanted to play if not I was going to go to bed.
Confirmed you like sucking boi bee dick.
Gonna go out
Have fun everyone
I can't wait to show you my toys.
Only 33... You're super old!!
It's hardly pushing old.
Where did the potato Nazi go?
Did he die?
I'm not even doing anything!
stood in the sun too long and went hard boiled
I had noodles myself, and nicotine gum.
Now I want coffee and oat cookies.
Having a fear that my laptop will overheat.
You're older than Darwin.
One can only hope.
Isn't he 40?
Darwin is pedo
tfw ur a cute underage boy being taken advantage of by an older woman
"Oh shit that cat is awesome, I wish it was mine"
"OH WAIT IT IS MINE"
No, he isn't. I am still not sure where that came from.
You don't actually think I'm in my 30's do you?
Lock up that pedo woman
I love my cats I want to own them twice over
Nothing beats good puss.
but i like the abuse
You've been groomed to it
OMG YOU DID
i made food but i used one of those premixed spice packets
i put in way too much it's like my chicken is covered in caramel but the caramel tastes savory and spicy
Hey, can someone link me the boards ban page?
Heyo, slow replies, quite distracted, at families.
How are you?
but i have to eat it or else it will be a waste
my life is the worst
No.. and even if I did, how else am I supposed to know if you tell me something else.
hung over. expected to be over it by now but fuck me
Wow, George. Ice cold.
It's fine if you don't like it dude
just throw it away
now if it was some $200 roe dish that would be a diff story
what am I missing here squashie?
if we counted attention whoring as spam there would be no one left to post
I'm glad you aren't THAT foolish.
George refuses to laugh at my jokes.
It's a cross I bear.
Step up, fuck boy.
No, I think you said you were 21 or something.
I feel your pain
Just as long as you ain't feeling my weenier.
That's my line
Stup up and leave
I know how that feels, I had a 3 day old hangover and I still fucking got the nerves and shivers, and distracted as fuck.
Finally can eat food though, how bad is your hangover?
just a slight headache.
today i learned that if i rub my palm against the tip of my penis it's 2much and i start groaning and squirming around
Even Cooper can not stop me.
Yeah, that kind of stimulation is pretty intense
Wish loco would leave too
I'm blind, you insensitive asshole.
i'm not going to leave now i just came
What happens if I get banned, but not you?
lets not find out
Your entire house would get banned lmao
So am I you stupid, butt.
Depression is loco and squash not leaving
I probably jerked it too much that I would never get that intense.
It's not like I do anything ban worthy anyway.
My only ban was a joke from Chii.
You know if everyone left the thread would die
Then you should know how insensitive you are being.
This is why I can't be your friend.
he's upset suicide squad is bad
k bye then
I heard the joker didn't get as much screentime as he wanted
Gonna squirt some?
Any more where this came from?
that was a mercy tbh
i mean it might have made it more enjoyable. in the way the room is enjoyable
Squirt squirt squirt
No need to squirt some
Didn't even want to be your friend, pal.
Wow, ok. Fine. Fuck you.
THE true MVP
Psh, nothing personnel kid
Psh, nothing personnel kid
I feel like I chose the wrong dialogue options.
Anyway its pizza night
How are you guys?
what pizza you getting
Im not sure yet, i tend to wait and throw caution to the wind
What is your opinion of pineapple on pizza? This is important.
you better back down mother fucker
nice i love spontaneity
I actually meant to emphasize your quote and didn't realize I had an image queued up
Im not really a fan of pineapple to begin with.
What is you get?
its too late. im gonna have to hurt ya. real bad...
usually cheddar or whatever cheese they have available
None of my friends ever are. I love it though.
laptops can get pretty hot
I slept through it woops
"I used to be a good, God-fearing Christian. Than I saw this "YMS" fellow's review and now I'm a satanic atheist furry who diddles LITTLE CHILDREN."
"This "man" must be punished. For the LITTLE CHILDREN."
If you can do more damage to me than I already do to myself bring it
Im not sure how to feel about that
i cant wait to show you my toys
Its like having the joker here
rip heath ledger
Shouldn't have suicided...... Squad
When you're brushing your teeth but you're still hungry.
Just recently felt disenchanted with nolans badman
Start eating the toothpaste^^
Pretty bad feel
youhave much to learn young brushawan
Eeeeeh was watching dark knight rises and suddenly felt I didn't like his 3 as much as i thought i did.
Who would ever do that.
Post more of that to feel better.
Also brushing teeth means no more learning.
Is that the one with Heath in it? That's the only batman I've seen.
I'm sleepy and sore. I was supposed to go golfing again this morning but I slept through it til just now :/
The one with the maskettta man
Of what in particular?
That one with ayase and kirino
I have no idea.
Are you feeling better, cutie~?
You don't get to bring friends
sorry i bugged you
You did nothing of the sort. I was just worried for a minute there x_x
I forgot where I saved it
Should have been there, Elma.
It was a lot of fun to listen to him.
nah im cool.
inexplicable pains but im good.
Scoots, come on :(
Yeah, well maybe I would have been if anyone invited me to voicechats instead of saying they're dead!
Let me massage them out for you~ I have this baby oil gel that's pretty nice^^
We weren't in a voice chat though.
oh you are just too kind!
I hate you.
No you don't
Besides, I only saved like 2 or 3 pages of it
listen to him
threw me off
It could for sure turn lewd but is inherently not.
Also I havn't seen you online on steam for a while.
you could be my sexy little nurse
Yeah. I mean, we do live together.
I hear his youtube videos all day.
I removed everybody off of Steam like ages ago, you didn't notice till now?
Waiting to go to work.
Hoping I have tomorrow off.
One more week of dreading my birthday.
ohoho I always wanted a little nurse outfit tbh
This is news to me. IDs check out unless this is another one of your thread games.
I'm too lazy to use a proxy for some game.
I was just kidding I totally noticed..
like a latex gimp nurse
I'm a little jealous tbh .//.
Please. Don't be jealous of him.
I'm not THAT great.
nuuuu too far.
Just a super cute nurse outfit
Um, um... Jealous of you though.
harley quinn nurse outfit.
and i'll be
Eh, it has it's ups and downs.
Last night was a ton of fun though. Really got me out of my rut at least.
And i thought my jokes were bad
We aren't friends. Remember.
You said you didn't want to be.
Oh Mistah J~
Did she have a good nurse costume? Iunno probably.
Have you two yiffed yet or what?
there's like the arkham asylum one where she has an eyepatch
No. I tend to keep to myself most day.
We sometimes just hang out and shit.
wait no im wrong
As per usual.
ay fuck you
dont be mean to moogy
Moogen is squash
So what's the issue?
He started it by being born with a face like that. How can I look at it and not take it as a personal insult, huh? Answer me that one, Velma.
How's it going? Suck my dick.
I'M BAD AT CONFRONTATION I HAVE TO GO NOW BYE
wait didnt i already talk to you today what the fuck are you doing back here
I meant I want to!
Maybe the tears will wash away some of the stink.
I slept for a couple of hours then remembered I had to cox for a cancer survivor thing and now I am home again.
that sux dawg
I'm getting mixed signals.
I had some leftover Pizza Hut and brushed my teeth so whenever I get tired again I'm just going to nap 'til midday.
riding girl cock.
We /furramus/ now?
pizza hut is the worst but you're posting thicc tranny cock so i cant be too mad
They've got some pretty good customization, so nobody has any excuse to bitch that they didn't get what they wanted.
This too shall pass.
yeah you cant get your stuffed crust with bacon and aids and cheesey bacon
I'm going to go to bed soon and do that.
Is that an actual girl?
They've recently taken AIDS off of the menu due to some legal issues, actually. What a nanny state joke we live in.
That one is.
Well I'll be damned
I'm not some fag, Freeman.
im sure when trump is elected he'll rectify this. im pretty sure he said something about that
pls no, I already live in shame ;///;
Just as long as he makes yearly stem cell donations mandatory for all women over 18, he has my vote.
I'll try to leave your shame unagitated.
he'll also have to make daily sperm cell donations to my boi pussy
He's not a miracle worker, you know. You'll just have to get in line like everybody else to have his cum snowballed into your ass from another cuteboy's fetid sinkhole.
goddamnit i cant believe i have to settle for this
i wanted bernie to molest me
Well, dominatrix Hillary put a stop to that right quick, didn't she?
Don't be mean!!!
I'm only joking, of course.
If anything, the tears will make you smell worse. Like a wet dog that died four days ago.
its a shame all the candidates are so unfuckable. no wonder these are the most disliked candidates
Were you a Bush man, or a Kerry man?
I just tell it like I smell it.
i was 11
How in the world are you smelling through the internet though. I do bathe unlike some of you people.
A little man, perhaps, but a man all the same.
Maybe it's just me. It would explain why every single person over the internet stinks so bad.
i liked kerry because his last name sounded better
That seems more logical. Maybe you should shower.
Maybe he's just doing the BC thing and rp *sniff* ing you.
I liked Kerry because he had a better part in JibJab's "This Land".
You had my undivided attention until you tried to convince me to clean myself.
I didn't know BC had a *sniff*ing thing lol
I'd be better off with none of your attention.
He does it on Steam and then says "you smell like Alice/Bern/Haikus/etc".
Fuck if I know why.
WAIT WAIT WAIT
that's not true. I'm sorry.
Talking to BC
I know you may not realize it, but what I do I do for your own good. You'll thank me once you've done a bit of growing up.
I've thankfully never had him added on any medium.
How could mistaking your body odor for me being smelly be for my own good?
I'm also probably older than you so go fuck a dog or something bwaa bwaa bwaa
So you are reporting hear-say.
I don't own any pets. Anymore.
When the pizza is ordered
Good. Pets are repulsive.
Well, yeah, but so is long hair. And yet there sit.
*there you sit
Fuck yes. Made me some smoothies.
I mean, when multiple people all say the same thing I tend to believe it. In this case, someone even flat out capped it.
owning pets is honestly creepy. you're like owning a slave or a child that will never grow up or learn anything
I had a mango blueberry one on my way home. Pretty good.
Speaking of, I want to get a bird.
You aren't Kaybe.
I assume it's just five random dudes' ejaculate with a banana thrown in.
Then post the cap to prove your claims.
Also I don't care either way so don't bother.
Said the duracum
When you've got me, you've got me.
Don't worry i'm here.
A whole pineapple, a carton of strawberries and blueberries, and some ice cream.
It's a really good joke if you're the one telling it, trust me.
I'm glad you're so genuinely filled with happiness that you have to express it.
in the aaaaaaaaaarms of the angeeeeeeels
A whole pineapple
You're making smoothies for more than just you, right?
Why does this have so many views ?
a whole penis
You are making cimmies for more than one right?
Obviously not, he didn't say anything about whiskey or kibbles and bits.
expecting me to actually keep track of it
I don't even save anytime someone even shares anything important. There's someone that has given me that address four times and I still don't have it anywhere. I'm just lazy.
You cored the pineapple right?
By whole, you just mean one whole edible parts of one?
Obviously I meant obviously he is.
neck a bitch
The skin is the healthiest part.
i almost fell asleepu
THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?
given me that address
Almost? Were you not supposed to?
Feel free to kill me at any time to save me from this headache.
How long have you been awake
Want to play?
Honestly with that much fruit, you could hide the flavor of a pail of week-old Chinese takeout. That's how people get away with those nasty green kale smoothies.
I'm glad we see eye to eye. Metaphorically.
Feel free to kill me at any time to save me from this headache.
You're missing a head on everyone. How do you even get headaches?
not that long
18 hours maybe
Two of these replies to one post
I feel truly loved.
It's just a low hanging fruit.
Low enough for even you to reach.
You are. What do you think the hangover is for? The alcohol misses you already. Star cross'd lovers.
After 16 I slow down pretty hard.
I'm up for it, expect a bit of floundering though.
Right, back, gonna shitpost till I wanna nap.
What is the flavor of the day?
Spam Cable and Deadpool comics.
OMG HES SHORT
What a revelation.
unbearable this afternoon. catch you people later
Talk to you later
I would if I could be bothered to save all the Vable and Deadpool comics.
But that is a fantastic idea.
Yeah, that we have in droves.
stank sluts everywhere
That's what I used to do on /b/ a few years ago. I would stop a page or two short to piss the people reading along off.
That's basically cockblocking/blueballing people with comics.
I used to post hentai comics on occasion.
If I was a bit more lively, I could do that silly shit again.
Tell me to go2bed
I know you want to~
go to bat
Now I'll be dreaming about bat tats.
I got a 64gb sd card to store my anime tiddies in
wow that's big enough to store you CP in too
jk jk ilu
What about all the floppy anime shota dicks?
mfw I wouldn't be surprised if half of the posters here have cp or 3d realistic loli saved to their drives
That's your territory
I got it for 20 bucks
my 4tb external is almost full
I have 3tb internal thats about 20%
Sadako vs Kayako is an actual thing that exists
I love you Japan
ching chong nip nong to you too
I'm on a laptop too
I'm not clicking that shit nigga
You don't like Nico Nico Douga?
Good chance of it.
I only keep anime and movies that I would give 4.5* or more
that helps save space
I keep everything for some reason
I don't know what that is but it sounds super lame.
Lolis are better
just get an array of NAS drives, like 50TB
do you like traps more lolis
Nowi both know the answer to that.
i found the video
That was a smooth pun.
No one even gets it half the time.
It was a very good ds game .
I've only played half of the gba one, Lyndis was such a bamf.
huehue gotta love berds
Get awakening and you'll have a waifu by the end of it.
I just bought a 30 dollar zelda game
I'm use you can find a used one for cheaper.
yall niggas casual