Oops

do NOT bully the luka

Don't dwell on the past and focus on the future. I'm running out of sayings.

Do you have PTSD flashbacks of driving into the sun or anything?

but mama thats where the fun is

Cease.

I'm weaker than you think.

youtube.com/watch?v=_efOrpKuApE

the sun killed my whole family

Ah. I don't know why there are two links there

your music is always so sad

I mean, did you specifically ask it not to? And if not, whose fault is it really?

Autism

Okay.

Seems likely

i am sleepy~

*hug*

Dude speaking of PTSD this one dude at the party I was at who is like supposedly also a cop was going on to my friend about being in the Marines and how it changes your mindset...for the better. i was like wow this guy is so full of shit and just smoked some weed while he went on about that shit and how it gave him PTSD
Fucking autism lmao

-jumps behind you and slaps-

What do you think you're doing?

ptsd lmao XD

they were lame anyway

go to bed then

Dude, the majority of people who have been in the military voluntarily give the creeps. I don't think it attracts those of particularly strong character, by and large.

wondering why I woke up at 6am

It's their job to be lame. It's your job to love them.

bit curious as well

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im just not a family person

more pissing pictures

cummies withdrawals

Dont be mean.

Geez, don't be so pushy David.

I am not suffering form those yet !

I'm actually going back to sleep now that I fed the cats. Oyasumi

bardo I hope you had a good night

Good night

Catch you on the flip side muchacho.

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But he slapped me. FROM BEHIND.

It's about time for me to sleep soon too.

Good night.

goodnight test

did you just link the over the hedge soundtrack at me?

or did my mind just fucking snap?

lets sleep together

Dude I remember triggered a couple of people when i told them that I honestly don't believe depression is a real thing and is a common thing people go to just to excuse their fuck ups and use it as their excuse to not want to do anything about it

Its a good thing I aint depressed lmao

Have you ever woken up with a huge hard on and you bend your boner to the side like till it kinda pops and it hurts a bit at first but then feels great sorta like when you crack/pop your bones/neck

It's not the whole soundtrack, just Family of Me, regarding your previous comment.

sweetest dreams

Occupied.

physically I'm feeling like amillion dollars
all kinds of tingly and floaty
you have any dreams or any of that un stuff?

i want people to say nice things to me before i sleep

so that i'll have good dreams ♥

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get a job

Fiiiiiiiiiiine.

Be mean.

Good boy.

NO

it's a deeper song than youd think

im sure your dreams will be as good as you

I think that there are people who have fucked brains who would be depressed no matter what they did. There is a lot of over-diagnosis and treatment, and also a lack of treatment for seriously at-risk depressed individuals, though. The system isn't particularly good.

so
um
what kind of music do you enjoy?

To whom?

I cannot... help it... I'm being persuaded!

whos nin lads?

I mean, Ben Folds seems like a pretty thoughtful guy. I also just love the movie to pieces.

It's nin.

In other words
"Anything for Daddy"

Me, shortly.

Why naht?

Whomever Nin is asking you not to be mean to.

some faggot hell bent on fucking ltierally everybody

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ah, thanks
sounds great

No it oesnt

Not ANYTHNG!

Oh, if its to him its mildly acceptable.
Mean doesnt suit him though.

Well, you are being persuaded so..

ok

i hope i see cute things! ^_^

since the music website i worked at shut down i really haven't been listening to anything consistently. genres like folk and folk punk stand out to me but i can generally tolerate anything that isnt the lowest of the low like: Country, K-pop, Swing, etc.

i forgot it existed

He was super mean to me the other day. He called me a fucking idiot.

Twice even.

But it didn't forget about you.

some t ime if its alright with you and if you feel like it maybe i would love a reccomendation of something that you enjoy

You must save me from his evil clutches, he means to corrupt my innocence.

Oh I'd never!

You were pushing me, you deserved it.

Alright, I'm headed off. Please direct all nini (you)s to Boo, as he is less fortunate in the personality department than I am.

goodnight blue moon.

The monster.
I think its time we shun him out of the community.

I dunno about innocence and corruption but..

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im pretty ofnd of you even if we dont talk alot
you have an addicting personality
enjoy your night

I'm as innocent as one can be, surely!

funky dunky

pew pew pew

I think thats not entirely true, and dont call me Shirley

how many hours left bruv

Its nigger shit

But this is such a nice song to unwind to when fucked up

how could you?

sure off the top of my head I'd suggest Transgender Dysphoria Blues by Against Me. Against Me can do no wrong in my opinion. whether mocking their hot topic fan base or sharing a view point very few people have they always have something interesting to say

I'd recommend Pink Moon by Nick Drake but every time Sci likes something i like i feel insecure

Are you saying I'm guilty of sinning in some manner? What would you be referring to?

i love the weeknds beats

They need to see the fraud you are with their eyes. The blood on your hands. Mmmm~

And tonight they will, yes. Mmmm~

I can definitely do this.

wooow kaybe

kill yourself

Well, for one example

:3

never really you know sast and chatted much or tried to meet you much but
I gott admit some nick drake on that list is nt sometin i was expecting
Thanks mate I will give a shot in

am home

k

u tryna git turnt?

stop. Stop that! STOP! You're not the joker, you're a clever rich guy with influence!

He was making fun of me and twisting my words to mock me until I couldn't take it anymore.

they are so chill
good to get fucked up to

So in other words, its all his fault youre a sinner?

Yes. In every sense.

How do you plea, darwin

And now Mordin bends to my will. Mmm~~~

i understood like every 5th word but no problem

Objection, evidence is necessary to back these claims up

that is a great avatar

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MOTHER OF GOD WILL YOU LOOK AT THE TIME!

Not as good as some, but ok.

...

hi kyle

Hello my sweet.

My nap was short, but the dream was long as hell.

cant wait for the jared leto joker avatar

I will personally remove that shit from your computer if you do.

Naw aint feeling it, just chilling u ?

i love you squash you're so kind

Youre all guilty.

bruh i cant feel any part of my body Im just like rollling around on my bed listening to this same xxyyyxx song over and over and over

I can be.
I'm kind of a jerk nowadays.

i aint gonna keel ya

Except for me, surely.

idda gone crazy by now without u

There you go calling me Shirley again

When you fall asleep I swear to god.

Funny because you make me go bonkers with butterflies.

It fits you.

Are you sweet talkin' me? All'a that chitchat's gonna getcha hurt...

Im just Nin

SHUNNED

Now you stop that.

Nice to meet you ninshunned.

I threw up LMAO
that shits so gross

Get some rest.

You don't want no beef? Don't want no beef? Don't want no beef?

He's like some Boston debutante who plays with makeup.

its saturday come on now
was your rest filled with dreams?
i want to hear what you dream of

Leto's Joker is gonna be the best.

Bard. It's Sunday.

And just random stuff.

Are you sweet talking me?

oh you havent seen it yet!?

Nah

It's actually not saturday anywhere in the world right now.

cool
that means Jesus is drunk too

ym best friend irl went and saw the suicide squd today and he said he really enjoyed it alot

who knows where the time goes

It's all you'll get from me, you wag.

I think it was different.

some of the lines literally made me cringe. harley quinn especially had some real groaner lines

do you want to tell me about your dream

havent seen it myself
but it does seempretty try hard from what i hear from other sources and commercials

Wine, rum whats the diff

no tell
tell me

"talk about a killer app" -Harley Quinn 2016

All I recall is there was a huge house. I lived on the second floor and a lot of you guys were there.

He to it as sacraments.

how many times did we fuck

Lolipop Chainsaw is looking great.

Squash is a try hard

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Mom didn't raise no try soft.

"Love your perfume. What is that, Stench of Death?" -Harley Quinn 2016

i thought i was more sexually active than you

my brother was insanely hyped for that movie. he saw it last night.

"it was horrible"

and he never hates movies.

HA

lol my best friend was telling me about this line

I mean, you have more of a sexual drive than I do.

ayyy lmao

If you ever wondered what richard nixon would sound like as the joker here it is

Kind of looks like him too.

shut up youre just a marvel BITCH

i think i have both

The whole franchise is silly and needs to not do what it's doing.

My dog would disagree.

this

im tired of marvel movies being this processed unfavored and pointless shit. and im tired of DC rushing success.

suicide squad is a financial success tho so fuck me

Culture dictates that no superhero movie can be a commercial flop on opening day. They are massively iconic characters that they can reboot into oblivion and get away with it.

Literally justifies infinite retries for the same shit until it goes right. All the cool girls will go because Quinn is some trash dipper idol, and all the cool guys will got for Leto and the action.

Same movie we've seen a hundred times.

dont talk about that
you always talk about things you shouldnt talk about

I mean, I could talk about that ass of yours.

yeah slut
what that ass do

my ass is not impressive

What can't it do?

Post it.

it wasnt the "same" like i havent seen a harley quinn/ joker duo before in live action movies.

what DC has going for it is it can follow the marvel formula but at the same time it is refreshing to a certain extent because there are still new things to see in the DC universe. another positive is they aren't afraid to get weird with ancient gods and fantasy elements.

the problem is in their attempt to subvert expectations they make bad choices. being grim dark and super realistic to separate themselves from marvel is a partial mistake. casting fucking eisenberg as luthor is a mistake. the plot to suicide squad and the way it is structured is a mistake

nay

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Same characters. Not exactly the same concept.

They cast the weirdest people sometimes. It isn't like they only just started to have curveballs though.
Even old movies and shows were kind of shit sometimes.

What was the whole Eisenburg thing about anyway? I want to know who thought that was a good idea.

But yeah, they seem to just keep making gritty shit. Marvel seems to keep some kind of light hearted tone most of the time at least. I think they are more kid oriented though.

Is Onii-sama still lurking?

there needs to be a balance. i cant take superman seriously and when everyone plays it straight its tiring

yes im here

Indeed.

I'm still waiting for a good Spiderman movie to come around again.

it would be nice
to see youhit with a bus

You're younger than me.

Nii-sama. ♥♥

I avoid public transit.

yeah good fucking luck

I know.

You want to go to Rallies in a bit?

...

Just sit in the car with me and look pretty.

Good morning

its 8 am anyway they arent open

How are you this morning?

That's why I'm going later at 10.

you dont like younger men?

Anxious and in wait
hbu

i cant say yes or no at the moment

Well you have an hour and a half.
If you come I'll get you something.

Tokai's actually on the absolute edge of what I can be comfortable with for a younger partner.

Tired and putting off getting up to get ready for today.

What's got you anxious? Should I ask in private?

I leave for my trip in about an hour

blegh

Ouh.

Got everything packed?
An extra imouto for the road?

Don't blegh me, you tart.

super lame

I only need one

...

Sorry, bruv.

So obviously you should pack her twice.

Double stuffed or something.

Easily done

When I was working at my last job, we had a promotional burger that was an Angus patty stuffed with cheese.

Whenever someone ordered a double patty burger with those our grill guy would yell "Double stuffed!"

I snickered every time.

so childish

You're just jealous because I told Onii-sama to double stuff me and you want in on that.

somehow I doubt I would need to be jealous.

That face just made me think of this.

seems like many things make you think of that.

The staff and wand have the same, or similar, designs.

Too lewd, Rin.

it's pretty classic magical girl.

Maybe you just aren't lewd enough, Scoots?

Anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough.

always back to dildos with you.

That's just this morning's gimmick.

hardly seems like it's just this morning that this "gimmick" is on your mind.

zzzzzzzzzzz

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boo go to bed

I don't know what you're suggesting, but I'm not a brocon.

that wasn't even what we were talking about you pervert. and I know you're not. your relentless need to work into every possible conversation that you aren't one has certainly proven that.

It's been a couple weeks since I've worked that into a conversation you slut.

oh, keeping track now? making sure to wait the proper amount of time between each mention so it's just the right amount of plausible?

bern you go to bed

Have a nice week

that's fair. you can stay up.

bye nin. don't forget to write.

dont talk to me or my wifes son ever again

You're honestly just coming off as trying too hard.
Get some coffee.

I'll miss you, Nii-sama. ♥♥

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I would make an effort to not come off as trying too hard, but that would require effort, which I don't much care to put forth. so my effortless ability to make it appear as if I'm trying too hard will just have to do for now.

That's not what you said last night.

I don't believe we spoke much yesterday. I assume you were busy with your nerd date.

Oh, so you forgot what happened.
As you gently caressed my inner thigh.
Whispered in my ear.
Blew on my neck.

Also, last night's DnD had been moved to Friday.
Thought I told you that.

my memory is just so hazy these days. plus with the myriad of women I do that with on a daily basis it's understandable I would forget exactly who sometimes.

you did, but when has knowing that something isn't the case ever stopped me from pretending it might be.

Wait.
You're cheating on me?

with a myriad of women, yes, I think I covered that well enough.

'wow do you even know what a myriad is'

You're a jerk.

I do not, but it's on my word a day calendar so I need to use it a myriad of times today.

come on bby don't be like that I can change

My word of the day calendar says ostentatious.
I don't think I'm going to use it.

it would be a good descriptor for a few people around these parts.

I don't actually have a word a day calendar. nor do you, I'm guessing.

My word of the day calendar says die.

How funny, I guess I misread it.

those words are quite different. and now I can't help but wonder if there is some hidden meaning to this post you have just made. I was under the impression you wanted me to stay alive for some reason.

I just don't want to cash in on that suicide pact just yet.

somehow I get the feeling you'll be using this excuse until we both die of natural causes.

That sounds like a brilliant idea.
I think I'll take it.

my natural cause will be inexplicable liver failure.

You'll have to stop drinking, or otherwise imbibing poisons in order for it to be inexplicable.

no idea what you could possibly mean by this.

but drinking sounds like a good idea, I'll get started.

that is literally the exact opposite of what I said to do.

no taking it back now. you have enabled me to drink and I will not let you down.

That is literally the exact opposite of what I was doing.

so not vodka today? rum instead? I don't understand what you're trying to say.

what even is that thing o.o

Water.

yes yes, after the alcohol.

That's not what I was saying.

a fly trap S:?

well it is what I am choosing to hear.

I am rejecting your reality and substituting my own.

come stop me from drinking then.

...

I just want you to start drinking something else.
Something... ... healthier...

oh shitty pokemanz

there is nothing that is healthier for me at this time than alcohol.

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Cum.

man cannot live on cum alone.

that's in the goshdamn bible.

Sorry, cum and bread.

your mind is in a very perverted place this morning.

lol

Sorry, sorry.

Cum and pastas.

pasta with white sauce is so good.

white sauce pasta is worst pasta pls

:^)

...

my comment was an attempt to segue your perversion into something mundane. stop that.

A BLT with extra mayo. :^)

no off switch on this one today

Cafe au lait. :^)

au lait your cafe.

I actually really like cafe au lait.

But I never have milk to make any.

I don't like any coffee. even girly kinds like what you probably drink.

STOP

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i broke my spacebar while trying to fix it and now have to have it binded to capslock

feelsbadman

I've been having a lot of dark roast recently.
Which is stronger.

But normally, when I make it at home, I use Folger's Mountain Roast.

i aint gonna kill ya

all of it terrible. every last bit.

im just gonna hurt ya

tfw smooth

reel bad

P I C S
I
C
S

tfw smooth

i didnt mean to ruin the thread guys

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neww