4 AM

this ^

Guy that's fast and bulky but doesn't deal out much damage

...

You can always watch the bullet rip through your skull as you shoot yourself while looking in the mirror.

fuck xclip

I'm on the west coast. This thread happens at 1 AM my time.

Fine I guess. Had to double shift on 3 hours of sleep, but I survived.

Because I wanted an NES Classic for my collection.

Not why not, why?

Take a break. Learn a new hobby. Do something fun. You'll enjoy it more in the future again.

What kinda game would that be fun in?

Morning
Made some plans to go to a shooting range with some buddies this june. Turns out one has a large collection of funs, considering we're leads
I keep getting my ass kicked in futabas palace I'm mad

I like to go fast

Oh, your one of those people.

I'd rather do it slow with tobacco and booze.

God I hate days like that so damn much. Glad I got some time off.

Shiiiiiiiiiet what kind of neat guns he own?

Her feet are pure, and I want to lick them

Morning all.
Watched the first 6 episodes of Konosuba today, really digging it. Aqua best so far. Also played some Dragon's Crown as Sorceress. Will probably do more of both tomorrow too. It's so bizarre having all this free time on my hands. And just to think, this will (more than likely) be my regular work schedule.

What've you anons been up to today?

Slow and Tanky for me.

wew, still? That's some terribad internet speeds you got there Soritsu.

been a while since I've seen a Konata that adorable tbh

Tanky nuke's the way to go unless glass cannon is cuhrayzee-tier.

On the one hand, things have been bad, but on the other, I got my damn bro back, and that's more than I could ever ask for.

Why pay to goto a range when a school is free

...

Thanks for the (You)

Rain fucks up my internet, and its already pretty slow as it is. Caps out at like 400kbs and its going half that cause the rain.

Bros before hos and all that. Enjoy NEET life

no wreky my webby

Vz. 58, an M14 with M21 scope, an XCR, a Cx4 storm carbine, a Marlin model 1893 lever-action repeater, a Smith & Wesson model 586 and an M1911
Says he's got a lot more at his father's too but forgot what. Said he's got a couple thousand eastern bloc 7.62 rounds he needs to get rid of specifically so should be an exciting day

Slow and tanky. Especially if I have a means of supporting myself with healing.
Monsters will die eventually.

So a tank, a healer and fifty other classes all DPS types walk into a gay bar

They proceed to commit all attention and focus to deeps in their glass smooth buttholes which causes them to eternally

STAY UP ALL NIGHT

I'm too lazy to wait for a 9 minute ban

I have more.

Go back to halfchan. (you) posting peice of shit.

Take me with you. Seriously I've been wanting a good lever gun for a while now. Seem so damn fun.

You own anything fun yourself user?

Prefer fast myself. Hows your day going user?

i prefer fucking ur mom lol

I don't really care about typos when i type this fast.

Nope. Been thinking of getting a license some time this year but I hear getting one in canada is pretty bullshit

I enjoy fucking her too!

I really don't know much about canadian gun laws besides you aren't allowed to buy tiny pocket pistols which are my absolute favorite kind of gun so I know I'd fucking hate it there. Do you have mag limits or anything cucked like that?

I'm pretty sure whatever brains Aqua might have possibly had at one point all turned to mush and went straight to her ass.

wew, that's pretty awful.
I remember having speeds of 250kb/s maximum. It was awful. You oughta call your ISP and have them check your line or something. Or just upgrade to a package that's undoubtedly better than what you're getting that's not much more than what you're already paying for. That's what we did anyway.

hm, yes yes very cute.

Move out of canuck before it's too late.

nigga I'm the fastest in my state.

Slow and tanky; I like being able to survive a hit or two in case I fuck up.

Just one or two won't hurt.

I mean, I'm still in a perpetual state of FUCK because of being unemployed again, but I think I'll be able to at least pay off my insurance and my rent thanks to my tax return.

dunno, I just had a nap

I live in a rural place that has no options and this is the fastest we can get. Costs about 100$ a month too I think.

Which state?

If you die in 1 hit then it forces you to get good at least. And enjoy the hangover user.

How much you get? Why'd you quit anyway?

aqua was always worst girl

Fucking up is part of the fun though.
It adds to the challange.

What you plan on doing today then user?

ur mom XDDDDDDDD

why the fuck did i save a thumbnail.
how old is this???!?!?!

This is going to anoy me for awhile.

it's night time now

Well then what are you going to do tonight then user?

You goin' to play with your 'toys'

now that's some maximum jewry. fuckin wew.

actually I like her a lot.
I want to bully her bubble butt

...

doesn't she have a flat ass?

They started data caps you have to pay for if you go over too this year. I know that I go over every month too because its some retarded number like 200gb or something.

I'm done with you, begone

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Ready those banhammers boys.

Fullderp, eat then go back to sleep

Nah Warhammer night is every other tuesday

About $815. I dropped the job because it was too much wear and tear on my vehicle is what I'd like to say but really I just wanted to go after the aforementioned chick and so I ended up trying to call out and they fired me right then and there.

Good luck!
I'm behind 7 proxies.
they already banned me once if you look at the IDs

Sounds comfy as fuck. I keep forgetting fullderp is a thing honestly.

Wait you tried to take a day off and they fired you instantly for it?

That's lewd user, you can't just post lewd things like that.

Maybe I should add into the confusion.

WEW!

not in the least.

what kind of jewed out shit are you guys paying for? 1TB is the standard across most states from what I've heard, certainly is here where I'm at. It's not hard to keep under 1TB either.

I like Megumin. But I see her more as a fembro honestly, not a worthless lovable idiot who deserves bullying every day.

You know everyone is glad you forget about it
:^)

Warhammer 40k is getting a new edition soon

Come on! Step it up!

Megu is for hugs not fugs.

Compared to best girl, she does.

Ho shit son!

that's what i'm saying

It fucking sucks ass and drives me crazy. When I hear people say they download big shit fast I'm so jealous. Even a single episode of an anime or something takes me like 20 minutes+

I never used my Ritsu name there so eh

I was supposed to be closing, which would mean I'd be there for at least 10 hours that night.

Megu was always about the lewds

No. You see; Megu is for hugs therefore she is not for fugs. That is why she is best girl.

Kona or Sayaka? :^)

Did you call in like 5 minutes before your shift or something?

Who?

That depends. Sometimes it's fun to annihilate entire scores of enemies with an attack, and sometimes it's fun to laugh in their face as they do nothing while you whittle down their life and their sanity.

Better question, why did you save any trace of that hideous meme?

No?

Why aren't you using my aproved shitposting kit user?
files.catbox.moe/3pqrdf.zip

I don't remember. It was on April 1st though.

It's going to shit I'm still getting the starter box
Death Guard in a starter kit is too good to pass

Nor do I. I recall a capacity of 10 is the maximum. And from reading the conversation the banned guns are horribly inconsistent. FAL but the SG550 is totally fine

For teh lulz XDDDD

wew

Konata Izumi or Miki Sayaka?

NOT
FOR
LEWD

Thanks for this approved shitposting package™

It's not ritsu.
Ritsu died out long ago during the first ban wave, this is just a shell of ritsu using a trip in his name.

There's too many Konatas.
Darkness is a masochistic whore.

i don't think anyone in that show has an ass fatter than Aqua's

I heard that. Takes 3 or 4 hours just for 1GB of anything. It's misery.

Nah, I'd rather just play vidya with Megu. Maybe give her a headpat and ask her about her day. She's like a chuuni little sister.

…right. I haven't disagreed on that.
I think i'm getting confused from all these Konatas.

oh does Ritsu ever complain

Clearly he ment Sayaka.
Because we all know mami is best girl in that series.

I fullderped before I put on the mask

Hows your day been so far user?

Theres no coming back now, its too late.

You looking for anything else?

Weeew whats the point of fun guns if its going to be capped at 10 rounds. Are shotguns at least easy to get?

The fucking necro bitch.

white chocolate spread is tasty as fuck tbh

Shhhhhhhhhhh people aren't supposed to know that.

I've been downloading 25gbs for almost 2 entire days, kill me.

Darkness is doujin bait and I do not mind this. Purge all those who lewd Megumin!

Clearly best girl was Homura.

Whtie chocolate master race.

Does that mean you were another avatarfag before Ritsu

I just want to play videogames, I lack the drive for anything else currently.

huh nah, I just had some memey name on showderp.

I thought you were a golf ball jockey?

whats the job

truly the thinkings man chocolate

Humura was a whiny tumblrtard bitch. Even the thought of her being compared to mami is heresy.

does the guild/quest chick have a name in this show? I'm in 6 episodes and she doesn't seem to have one.

No clue who you mean. I'm only on Season 1, just finished episode 6

THE DUBS DEMAND IT
MEGU IS NOT FOR THE LEWD

what kind of job is it?

what ever may :^)

Could be worse, you could be shitsu and use 4am threads as your hug box

Megmumin is only for lewd

Ehhhh?

Your missing out, she has the whole thicc package going on.

Is that a Pre Heresy Heldrake

I've downloaded over 40GB over the past week. I think I'm starting to irritated my landlord.

Go play video games. Don't do it. Take the job and stop being a fucking faggot.

But you see, Homura has a flat chest. That means she is best girl. At least she's not Madoka.

PURGE!

Was white cholocate cucked by black chocolate stealing its nuts or something?

you're going to get a butt kicking

What you downloading?

it's because white chocolate isn't chocolate so it really makes you think

Yes. I think one of our conservative candidates made unfucking our gun laws one of his promises. Talk is cheap though

no

Now that you mention it…

Porn. Lots of porn.

it's ironically happening

I'm really fucking hoping Trump gets that hearing protection act through on our side. SUPPRESSORS ON EVERYTHING. Going to buy a small .22 pistol and a big ass can for it. Will be able to plink all day in my backyard, so much fun.

Megumin is for hugging and headpatting exclusively. Aqua is made exclusively for bully and lewding. Darkness is shitty doujin bait.

you've got my attention. I'll just have to keep watching then.

Mods still think they are in charge

Flat in this case only adds to the degeneracy as she isn't in pure status.

meme

There is nothing wrong with lewding the megu.

fucking jews

Dunno anything about them besides pictures tbh

all day every day monica shiiiiiet

I just wanted to nap

we wuz kangz

do not fuckings of jews

nap on your lunch break

Welcome, friend, Sounds like you have had quite the trouble.

There is everything wrong with lewding the megu

You're missing out. It's a pretty funny show, but has a male MC, so it probably wouldn't interest you.

I bet you fuck kebabs

Of course. I have no choice. I need money if I'm going to pay my dues.

...

You're pretty dedicated to your waifufaggotry friend.

This user gets it.

But you see. She's a lesbo and we all know that yuri is pure.

There is everything wrong with lewding Megumin!

don't think I've ever had a kebab

That's the place that hasn't called me back yet.

A grill/bar, line cook.

I'm taking the job.

You have burritoes which is the same thing

do it, being a chef is great

I just want to sleep, but I'm scared of waking up late.
I got a bunch of lawns to mow this week.

...

Yuri was the only good thing.

You're over stating the situation.

She better not be.

lil getz

ay yo
hol up
is u be sayin
we wuz shitpostin n shiiiiiiiet

Plus not a fan of shows in weird settings. Give me cute girls being cute in school or give me death

What kinda jobs you looking at?

eh that's what i've been doing for the last nearly two-years. It's a pain in the ass, but the place i'm working at now is leagues better than the other place I was at.

good on ya. If nothing else, it'll be a learning experience for you

no no, you're under-stating it

Do you have one of those air horn alarm clocks? You could just use that.

My Ritsu screenshot folder is like 3000 pics, maybe 4 or 5k.

Whats good in the hood fam

White chocolate is the natural evolution of chocolate, making it the master chocolate. Its nuts were apparently stolen from the savage black chocolates though.

Stop doing that with your finger and thumb. Everyone knows Konatas dont think.

nope

To each their own

You better fucking take it you stupid fucking nigger. I swear I will ram my fist so far up your ass if you choke on your interview that you will have to scream out of your dick just for your voice to come out.

You better get those cummies back.

Lewding Megumin is bad and wrong.

Other way around buddy.

What the hell is going on with her eye?

If you love her, then it's perfectly normal.

ok, I think the drowsyness is kicking in.
if I can fall aslep in my work clothes I'll be able to get to the bus on time.

my cummies are a hot commodity after all

there's also no chocolate god

it's o.k I have sunflower seeds

you'll miss your bus

yee

Play Drakengard 3 to find out.

I only love her as a loved one that I want to headpat and hug. Nothing lewd what-so-ever.

Sleep tight Mr. Wizard.

Good thinking, Be sure you have the alarm set 30min a head of time or other wise you'll snozee through it.

I want something clerical. Data entry, preferably. I can type relatively quickly so it's easy shit. The only thing is that most jobs require communication. Phone handling and the like, and I'm not about that life. Not since I worked at the call center.

i'm just counter-posting you at this point tbh

Oh god, it's such a long-ass fucking story. Just go read up or watch a video about Drakengard/Nier's storyline as a whole. It's a very long, complicated, convoluted, plot point.

Precisely. Like a younger sibling or something such as that. I'd play videogame with her too even tbh

Yeah, I know. I went to school for it.

Don't get me wrong, it's exactly the work I need, it's just not as convenient as the other place.

Already took the interview, they want me in so they can actually hire me. As a matter of fact, my resume is pretty much a disgrace and my only redeeming factor is when I go in for interviews.

Did he post it or something?

How rare we talkin' ere?

Weren't they all doxed when the site was hacked? Just look for the zip and call their work/school/gov and let them know they're volunteering at a racist mongolian website that attacked women and people of color during gamergate.

Arent you in college?

Leave it to a cheap chinese knockoff chocolate to lack the devoutness a rich chocolate flavor would have.

You can't out counter post the counter poster.

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiet

Is it good? Is it on pc so I can pirate it?

I knew a guy who did data entry and it drove him crazy. Always had retarded quotas that he couldn't meet.

Exactly!

Good. Congratulations and good luck. I hope that some nigger won't steal your job.
Yes. He did post it.

You better not be thinking of anything lewd.

PS3 and it's unpolished as all hell.

*checks dubs*

Too much work tbh, i'll do that when i have time.

There ain't nothing lewd about inspecting another man's renewable currency.

Meh pass

talking Divine here

why don't you old men take a more progressive chocolate approach adding chilly to your backwards chocolate ass

well, that's just life for you.
This new place I'm at is a pretty inconvenient place to get to. It's about a 20-30 minute drive, depending on traffic, and is in a relatively shady part of town, but it's a MUCH better workplace environment. Where as the other place wasn't in a shady part of town, was only about 3 minutes from where I live, but was a shittier workplace.

Oh but I can out counter-post the counter-posting counter-poster who only serves to counter-posts the counter-posts that are double counter-posts.

Glad I'm on the same page as ONE of you Konatas.

But a commodity isn't a currency.

You wouldn't want to play it anyway. It's uncomfy.

One?

I don't mind uncomfy games.

Why are you needlessly babling on like that?
Are you retarded?

FREE MARKET!
R
E
E

M
A
R
K
E
T
!

Holy fuck.

I know your ploy, jew

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I figured you're the one who would hate anything that would disturb their comfy life in the slightest.
SHIT NIGGER WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?

How much of user's semen did you purchase, Konata? I'm thinking about selling my stock soon.

Who's the real jew here?

Because of what chilly does to my backwards chocolate ass when it's coming out.

truely you deserve to be banned.

Shouldnt you be getting ready for work?

I'm waiting for the stock to hit peak profits within the next qourter.

...

Agree to disagree and move on with your lives for god's sake.

Shit weather, gloomy day. Gonna play Senran later.

Her name is Luna apparently. I haven't watched a lot of the show.

It's PS3-only, but you can pirate it if you have a modded one. As says it runs and looks like crap.

Fucking hate it. Throat gets cloaked up with phlegm when I'm trying to sleep. Legit snus is pretty tight at least.

Nah games need challenge, which isn't very comfy. And snus is great. Wish I could order some weirder ones online.

I've got NO WORK all week. Its fucking great. Feel like I should have texted another boss and asked for more hours but fuck it. Extended 6 day weekend.

is that rance

I'll be fine.
The madman. Now, no one will be able to truly find him.

Here's to hoping it doesn't blow.

my balls are a bank

check mate

you ever had tea flavored chocolates? good shit

Y-you monster

(checked)
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyy

Sounds comfy as fuck. Wish more rain would head my way

NICOTINE IS THE ONLY POISON STRONG ENOUGH TO PROTECT YOU FROM THE ESTROGEN JEW

But I work plenty during my day. How dare you wish for me to get banned.

I'm predicting that the semen stock will plummet soon thanks to user's urine becoming high in demand.

NO!

I don't know why you would want to buy a super anus.

If we all disguise ourselves as Konata, nobody will be able to truly find the real one.

It's a resource point nothing more.
There are others we can concider, you don't own the monopoly on divine seamon.

You should know better.

Why don't you have work? Did they say?

No, i've had chocolate flavored ones though.

lmao?

A poor one at that. Are you even trying, rits?

That's disgusting.

I think the urine trend is nothing but a fad and will leave as soon as they realize that user's seamon produces more energy

Me neither.

best of luck

that's where you're wrong and I'm right

chocolate flavoered chocolate is o.k

ONLY
FOR
LEWD

Heard that joke before

They have me bouncing between two stores owned by the same guys. And if I don't get enough hours in one I work the other. I just didn't talk to the other guy this week.

yee lmao

Don't start. I love nicotine and its comfy relaxing nature, but getting hooked sucks

heh

Jokes on you, research of alternative divine seamon has already been in production for awhile now.

stop molesting my dick u fag

I don't know. I've heard that semen has an expiry date whereas urine does not. I believe that as soon as most of us realize this they will sell their stock as soon as possible; resulting in the price to crash.

You have not.
MEGUMIN ISN'T FOR LEWD!

No it's only the first batch i have.
I got plunty more

lewd is jude
Not really

Don't be ridiculous. I reported you for having shit taste, not being an avatarfag.

Yeah, but you got to watch out for the synthetic chocolate. Its shit like margerin or I cant believe its not butter butter.

Wouldn't he still know you're not working there since the other guy told him? Wouldn't he be mad you didnt call in?

robits gunna eat chocolate too

Sell me the goods.

Now that's where you messed up.

taking into acount the expiration date still doesn't mean that it'll crash anytime soon. as the population cosumes enough to make up for it.

Not loaning you any more of them.

I don't know what this means.

I am guessing they will talk and call me in tomorrow or the next day anyway. And nah its just a nice thing they do because they assume I'm a normal adult with normal adult things like bills that need to be payed instead of buying more onaholes and weeb figs.

Do you know what his average wpm was?

Jude as in Jewish

It was on purpose.

How does one "consume" semen?

If it's below 250 I'll be disappointed.

scienece take priority!

Robits have no digestive tract. On top of that they have no sexual organs to poop or pee it out, which is also why you can't have sex with 2B.

I don't think I can trust you to be bipartisan.

Ah, okay. Might as well enjoy the vacation then.

Decent considering he went to school for programming or some other shit.

Rude!

sending you those pictures was a mistake

BEHEAD THOSE WHO LEWD MEGU
Never have never will, nigger.

are you telling me you poop out of your dick?

Don't question the customers.

You didn't send me jackshit.

lewd megu

I'm capitalising Jewish as we must capitally punish them :^)

Now you know how I feel

that's a lie and you know it

I'm sure you can. Look at me? Does this look like the face of someone who can lie?

What pictures?

I must know. It's for my academic journal on the consumption of bodily fluids.

What the fuck is wrong with that onahole

She wants it

Nice try shekelbergstein

I did not have sexual relations with this man

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who you lewding up user?

THE pictures

is there a 5th one

no one but you stole my OC You know the ones

You need to sit down for this.

I did have sexual relations with this man.

Sexualize the Megu.

heh

Do they not have sexual studies classes in school in britain?

Absolutely. Konata looks half chinese. That's half liar.

I am sitting.

DO NOT SEXUALIZE THE MEGUMIN!

Now that's a lie and you know it.

The show is also called Lucky Star which is a chinese term

Don't trust the jew, he's trying to ruse you.

Ok then It's for making babies

Think shes supposed to be some kind of jungle asian or egyptian maybe?

What

you totally did

probably

this?

when I wasn't even looking

is that when you sit on uncle johns lap?

But user BLACKS WERE KANGZ

No older OC

We've come full circle

But homopanpedospider, that's what I made to make fun of you.

I don't know then

Heh.

If i did, then you have to pay alamony

(checked)
Dinosaurs are a jewish myth btw

Did the mods preemptively delete your pix?
Isnt Konata chinese?

So it is a chinese anime then?

No, that comes before, when you play animals with your uncle. Usually on hunting trips with your uncle and dad.

But he isn't jewish. He's a real human bean after all and we all know jews are just pests.
Now that's just plain lewd. But how do they make the baby?

They are trying to stop us.

Post these pictures now so I can see them

For what purpose?

oh I mixed up people there

pay alamony what?

well fudge

I made a promise to red

He

I approve of this bully and those numbers

Surprised they aren't banning you constantly. If I ban evade constantly can I avatarfag too?

The fact that mods sit around doing that shit in a bumplocked thread is silly

Gotta nip avatarfagging in the bud.

T. Fagpocket.

Explain konata then

And that promise was?

No. You cannot.

At least you're doing your job. Even if I am making your job hell.(USER WAS NIP'D IN THE BUD FOR THIS POST)

just remove ritus and ritus only and these threads will be 1000000 percent better

Dont act like you didnt play animals with your uncle all the time.

Mark is a jew. Probably outsourced his jobs from america to some third world mod that doesnt realize he's supposed to be working on all threads and not some bumplocked thread in the recesses of the rectum of the darknet.
I'm honestly surprised you havent tried aggressively avatarfagging in wednesday waifu threads, to get mark to ban you and open the precedent to ban the waifu threads and set the rest of Holla Forums on fire by consequence.

It's the ones where I drew really shit versions of your already shit pics

That you konata?

I dindu nuffin

to build a wall and keep those dirty americans out

were you a mo mo?

Chinese Propaganda, yes

I enjoy hotpockets too.

I dindu nuffin

is their R63 of Crawl

you should draw me even shitter versions of those versions

I've thought about it. She has been in video games so its fair game really. They haven't banned me for bullshit reasons in a while so been too lazy to bother.

no

There needs to be more lewds of the admech

No, I was a chipmunk. Cause of my chubby cheeks when I was little. They called me serious simon.

What's the aim of the propaganda? To love anime and drop out of 3dpd?

I get that. Lot of trouble to go through unless you're actively being agitated and want to get even.

You have been visted by the konata of triggered hotpockets.
Autistic bans in bumplocked threads will come to you only if you post.
"Nip em in the bud jew-kun"

Why yes. Of course!

But Americans do nothing but spread freedom and democracy. They are a country of peace.

We dindu nuffin!

NIP EM IN THE BUD JEW-KUN!

I gotta say, whoever the mod is doing this, he's on his game tonight. Hes deleting em faster than the thread can bump.

Nip em in the bud jew-kun!

Would be funny seeing the double standard they have be really really obvious though.

the aim of the propagnda is to paint the neet lifestyle as flawed, since Konata is a shit character

Nip em in the bud jew-kun

this is a something

that's a cute nickname, are you still a little chubby chipmunk?

they rape our industry and steal our companies!

wew
all righty, I'm outta here
It was nice shitposting with you all.
Sleep tight guys.

Later fam, cya next time

no night u

Nighty.

heh

you doing another dnd?

I played dnd once
it was shit

ur shit

that's besides the point

you're inside the point

no u

I'll disagree to say fuck u

Britiannia did nothing wrong

no u

Are Snorkels illegal in Britain

no u

so predictable I knew you'd say that

i wan 2 fug death

whos that satan

but did you know that you're a fagit?

nip em in the bug jew-kun

no, maybe because I'm not one

however you're you're

Nip em in the bud jew-kun

wow he got banned

Mods hate fun posters

nice meem shit meme

Nip en in the bud jew-kun

what a fucking group of kikes

you're the only meme here memeboy

no u

...

too bad

Megu if pure lewd

eldar is gay

shit opinion

THAT'S A FUCKING SISTER OF A BATTLE

IT'S CLEARLY TAU

no u

you people are stupid

Are you one of G_d's chosen?

...

I agree

holy shit are the mods shit

WEW

hello?

nice dubs

heh lad

I dropped out

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