GDQ/Speedrunning Thread

Post about speedrunning and speedrunner autism.
The schedule for this year's SGDQ is up.

Other urls found in this thread:

gamesdonequick.com/schedule?sgdq2017
nasamarathon.com/schedule/
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Anything longer than 2 hours can't be considered a speed run.

I just realized I forgot to post the schedule in the OP.
gamesdonequick.com/schedule?sgdq2017

Is this just a meme event?

they need to do one-handed SM64 again.

I just want to see some good races on decent titles, not autistic runs of recent releases.

FUCK YOU

Call me when NASA or ESA have their next event.

Shouldn't an event based around speedrunning be concerned about a run that takes 8 hours? They could fit how many other runs in there? Wouldn't they make more donations from shorter runs that don't require people to sit and wait for half a fucking day to see the end?

Dark Souls and Superhot should be okay though

I wonder how many pretty ladies will be at this event?

no. bid wars for character names in RPGs are where the money is at.

Christ all you fucking slugpeople need to be gassed.

NASA IN LESS THAN A MONTH MY NIGGERS

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Tetris will be fun, and so will the Super Mario Bros relay. Everything else will probably be boring nofun, unless Caleb does something retarded.

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Neat.
Fuck.

If you mute the stream during one of the other generic open world games while grunting erotically and hitting random keys on a piano it'll be the same experience.

I don't care about the game, I just want to see someone break it.

NASA schedule for anyone curious
nasamarathon.com/schedule/

and I'm telling you it's not any more entertaining to watch then any other open world game.

Naegleria is making autism great again


That's just your opinion friendo

What the fuck has this world come to. They're giving up space missions for the sake of shitty speedruns?

The first name I see and this event is already cucked by SJWs.

What a brilliant idea what won't backfire at all.

NASA has been cucked for a while now. ESA is the last non-cucked event left.

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I think it's safe to say the scientific community is turning cucked these days. Not all of it, but large chunks and it doesn't hurt they end up with massive egos seeing themselves as the arbiters of truth.

What is the goalpoint? I can't see End of YorHa happening in under 12 hours, much less 5.

Even with glitches it's a fun game to watch
New engine should mean no bhopping, or am I wrong?
But as usual you might as well watch the handful of fun runs on youtube afterwards.

Here's your (You)

No fun allowed


Fuck yes, the golf run they did last year was fucking amazing

ESA has tried it's hardest to be euroGDQ so think again, don't see how NASA really outside of what they do to not get their shit banned on twitch.


ABH instead

Ending A one-handed apparently.

how much of it is let's play tier trash played by landwhales?

So does anyone want to explain the craziness that has been happening to speedrunners lately?

I know cosmo went trans cuz he's crazy and is now a sellout ugly fuck, but I just found out MilesSSMB went trans as well for some fucking weird reason. Not to mention GDQ's are lame PG family friendly now, and have less OG speedrunners than before.

tl;dr WUT THE FUCK HAPPENED

Also anything that shows 2B's lewd ass on stream is fine by me

Same as everything else user. Money happened.

its sad to hear/find out

But is Nasa at least better than AGDQ/SGDQ? and by better I mean watchable

for me, i see it as a scapegoat, trying to hide their failure instead of facing the problems

That's some serious attention whoring if true
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NASA doesn't have sponsors, so they basically just follow the twitch streaming rules. There are a few shitty streamers, but overall it's vastly better than GDQ

yep, also remember the "trans privilege": they are untouchables

you say something bad about what they are wearing? >transfobic
something bad about their skills? >transfobic
something about their attitude? >transfobic

that's why they go hand-to-hand with SJW's, they love to censor criticism and what they deem as "offensive"

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they all need to be gased, like if you make a full transition i get it, you have a mental problem but if you want to be one gender and end up looking like one good for you. If you dont go all the way and look like some ugly female-man beast you are the problem and why most people hate trans genders.

maybe im wrong but its the attitude i take toward the subject, Dont change who you are for some dumb fucking reason (trendy, everyone is doing it, I want to be part of a certain group, etc)

yep, but as you said, it's attention whoring, same reason why they don't take the full trans route, and end like crossdressers
also, sauce on the 2B pic? can't find shit

I didn't even watch most of last year's event.
Are there any cool speedruns coming up this year?
I haven't played any modern games so I don't know what titles to look for.

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This. If the majority (right now) were passable and weren't so fucking loud and obnoxious, people wouldn't even bat an eye.

rule34 and or gelbooru, under cosplay

I don't get it, do you guys legitimately think you will be granted god-tier game skills by replying to an internet message? What does this contribute?

SGDQ getting off to a great start already :)

Dude the image said that I'd get god tier vidya skills. Why would someone post a falsehood on this site?

Oh man, I forgot that pewdiepie had a video game

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would have been interesting too see what he looks like
what kind of retarded rule is that?
it's not really wasted he was doing that shit before the dlcs came out

What a shame, Distortion2 has some pretty good speedruns

This.

i'm glad he's taking a stand and showing how incompetent the organizers are

Why? Who would subject themselves to that? It's not like RPGs have fantastic strategies one could find outside of small sequence breaking shit.
Runs should never be longer than an hour, holy shit.

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2 hours is nothing, hell GTA San Andreas 100% - is a 15 hour "speedrun"

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i miss goose

what the fuck it's not like they had a shortage of submissions just throw some indieshit in there you hacks

he still streams dude

he's also been updating his youtube a lot

his speedlore videos are great

naw i used to play alot of hearthstone and overwatch with him. He's on my friends list havent seen him in forever

Better than last year's Tumblrtale finale.

Is the Nintendo Switch made out of ALL fucking plastic? Fuck man.

HE SNIFFED THE FUCKING SEAT

that moment made me realize how far GDQ has fallen, she was hot though I dont blame the guy

infinity.moe is cancer

It's a namefag circlejerk like any Holla Forums discord, irc or plug.dj. Nothing special, but a very true statement.

Are you fags really this gullible?

Fuck that then.

This'd be awesome except you'll never get to enjoy the fucking music, because autismos won't shut the fuck up.

Best Cancer prevention advice ever given at a GDQ event.

Friendly reminder that Neviutz is some kind of German superscience autism machine and "Speedran" Persona 4 100% Good End in 26 hours, followed by another 48 hours of Idolmaster "Speedruns"

This is fucking pathetic. Speedrunning used to require autism, but it seems all it requires now is retardation.

jesus.

What does seat sniffing even achieve? Do people even leave that much odor on furniture through their clothes? What is there to be gained in taking in the scent of a recently occupied seat, regardless of whether the sitee is hot or not?

What's that fucking noise they're making? A shitty Wario impression?

These videos are hilarious.

Persona 3-5 causally are only so long because of the filler being go to fuck to sleep over and over till something important happens

Your cancer… I'm afraid its terminal.

Yep. That's it. That's the joke.

its going to be Bubbleselfuego running the Kiln skip. So no its going to be shit. Also, Distortion2 was invited to run Dark Souls 3 but then told him he couldn't run the DLC because of some bullshit archaic rule. So no Distortion2 at GDQ.

Might be OK.
I don't see that topping the BCR2 run but it'll be worth a try.
I thought that was being given a break. Guess not. It'll be worth checking but what's with the nonsense category for TGM2? They didn't even manage Master mode GM last time they did that game.
Yes please!
YES PLEASE!

Dist doing Farron Skip/Partake Skip live would be hype as fuck. I could settle for nemz, but he isn't going as well. Whomever else they pick for this DS3 speedrun is going to be shit.

fake NASA a shit

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I can hazard a guess.
A scent is caused by particles - physical pieces of the object you're smelling. By sniffing someone's skidmark, you're inhaling microscopic particles of their shit into your sinuses and lungs. A degenerate might romanticize this in their diseased lizard brain, and imagine that this is what it's like to be "dating".

Could also be that they trapped themselves into a NEET lifestyle with absolutely no way out and go trans because they felt dead in the water.

I can't imagine the routing is any more complicated than "max out the social link that gives you reflect/immune what the bosses use".

imagine sitting there in a sea of the worst people and fuming with rage. i would've just left, reconsidered my life decisions, and never attend awful body odor done ripe again.

but he went as nuclear as he was capable of and is a 6/10 audience diss legend now.

game induced narcolepsy is why I never cool honestly get into Persona games. At least the music is good.

Of all the stupid rules at GDQ, you would think their ought to be a rule that no "speed run" would be longer then 1½ hour. which also means
NO GOD DAMN STORY DRIVEN RPG'S!
fuck

the funny thing is that every single one of those games has routes that puts them all under 2 hours and MM can be beaten in like 50 minutes last I checked. they do this on purpose.

I enjoy Persona games to some extent - mostly for the music and the flashy style, but the narcolepsy factor is so fucking strong with it. I thought it was just me, but there are moments like rogue waves where the comfiness created by the music and the visuals just crashes over the brain and turns you off like a light switch.

The only other game I've ever fallen asleep while playing was Ogre Battle: March of the Black Queen, and that was only because I'd stayed up for nearly 40 hours playing it non-stop.

or simpler
doubt they are thinking about it on microscopic level

Occam's Razor probably doesn't apply to autists. With them, the most convoluted explanation is most likely to be true.

sage for off topic
why do I do shit like this?

yeah its a combination of the "comfiness" and the fact that there are sometimes very long stretches without a save point. What makes it worse is replaying the story/combat sequences are extra boring when you have to do them three times on account of falling asleep. I almost never finished P3 due to that school vacation with the Bath house being so hypnotic that it was impossible for me to stay awake. I actually had to go through that event 4 times before I managed to save my game.

Where does this happen? I see no seat sniffing in the vid.

He reaches for a bag under the chair and people meme'd it into sniffing her seat.

For what reason?

two guesses. fill up as much time as possible to push out other potential runners because they see this as an attention competition and because those games are hugely popular with probably a few donation incentives each to get the big war going as long as possible.

when skips for major segments of muh nostalgia games are found, a new category is made in order to preserve muh nostalgia

speedrunning is gay through and through

**bid war not big

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I dunno, I think he took advantage of having to grab his bag to get a secondhand sniff. He also checked out her boob window before she got up.

Does anyone here actually speedrun?
If so what games?

he stayed there for a while though


indirect way of sniffing a womans pussy

When is it? I'll make it my life's mission to make out the chords to this over the autismo talk.

No. I do however take advantage of speedrun tech to do fun things in games. Firesage skip is a nice way to get early BASSCANNON for example.

His Youtube channel is great.


Holy shit.

Didn't we have the same thing early this year? I remember they played through the first in 5 hours or so.

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I wonder if at that moment he regretted the snip

Nothing wrong with videogame autism user, without it we wouldn't get half an a press, it's just the community surrounding it
The actual process in a real speedrun is interesting

he said you can do 0.5 A press and it translates to half an A press not 0.5 A pressES

Trannies should not be encouraged, period. It's all part of the grand scheme of subversion.

I'm guessing speedrunning autists are running out of what to do, while new games being shit or having too much content was an issue they're too desperate nowadays and will speedrun anything. Dr Wilson speedrunning vice city was pretty fun even if he wasn't very good, though.

Remember, never ever try to survive on soylent, flood your brain with xenoestrogens and brainwash yourself into thinking you are a woman and order HRT online and start taking it without consulting a doctor and do heroin till you become a skeleton.

Its super gay.

Acknowledgement of the "holding" comes from the software side. There are games where holding the button down does nothing. The A press challenge has nothing to do with the software of the game interpreting the states of the button (i.e. what if the trailing edge of the press was what made mario jump), it has to do with the physical act of pushing the A button. To that, there are only two parts - the push and the release.

Already on it, user.

this sounds like it could either be great or terrible.

It's great.

Is cosmo the one that wore diapers to stream?

It's great. Deep frying broccoli gets rid of all of the bitterness. I personally like bitter food but the bitter part of broccoli is just really bad. Fat always goes well with plants and broccoli is no exception, too. So it's great with the little bit of residual oil.

I never had regular deep fried broccoli, but broccoli tempura is fucking delicious

he still banned, I guess?

that's Siglemic.

I watched about half of the last marathon and I barely remember anything from it because it was so lifeless and boring.

The only thing I remember is they kicking the guy that had a MAGA hat out, and a lot of trannies.

We are all missing something incredibly important
>No stupid save or kill the animals incentive all fucking week for the first time in 4-5 years

Oh thank fucking god. Did they finally realize everyone hates stupid faggots who claim to be speedrunners but have a record of never actually being able to complete a game fast?

All I remember is the Vice City run.

Until 2018.

That is the shittiest list I have seen at a GDQ. I don't even think we are going to get any random spaghetti shit from it. Someone should bomb it.

Speedrunning was a mistake.

tl;dr:
They want speed running but they don't want the speed runners.They want e-celeb kinda people.
There are two kinds of speed running the ones that are super try hard best time, and those where the runners personality carries it. Well the try hard are too autistic and cringe (and bad for marketing and companies). While the personality ones engage in wrong fun.

"This is what happens when the charm of a hobby is sacrificed in the pursuit of making it professional."

man, vince vaughn really spiralled out of control since True Detective 2 flopped.

Looks more like Brandon "JUST" Frasier to me.

What the hell is that video from?

Bullshit IIRC people were saying that he was the first person to use insurance to pay for this shit at the place he went to for it.

final fantasy 7 is a very interesting speed run actually

yeah he totally raped herr :^)
There is probably a tumblrate who would actually believe that too.

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Not really, unless it's 100% or something.
"Real speedrun" is "boy, how do I get the least of this game".
I thought normal people want to get the most out of the things they buy

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Shits fucking cool

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Oh shit, they're really actually doing it again. I try not to follow any speedrunning news since it's all cucked to hell these days, thanks for the warning. Hopefully they keep the spirit of the first one.

Wew

lol

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YOU ARE WELCOME SON

This shit again.

You can bet hotpockets are going to go full retard again while the shit run goes on and we funpost, too.

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I'm still waiting for the 345 hour Baten Kaitos 100% run.

That's not a joke that's the current WR


Souls Franchise

Stop getting on tox while I'm asleep you aussie cunt.

…What exactly does 100% entail in that game? I was thinking of playing it but hot damn I don't have that kind of time anymore.

Anyone know what speed run it is or game that is 2 days long? or some crazy thing.

There's an in-game item that takes two weeks of playtime to max itself out. The actual playing of the game is only like 5 hours total. The rest is mostly idling.

He always seemed a bit effeminate with his painted nails but he went completely off the deep end with his tranny transformation.

What would you have done if you were in moustache guy's place?
Would you have respectfully told the autist to shut up in front of all these people too?

I do it for Sonic Advance 2 solely for fun and a feeling of accomplishment by getting better at a game I love .

Nah, I feel really bad for Chibi knowing his history. I can never bring myself to join in on the bullying when these things happen, same shit with gamepro or whatever.

How can you feel bad for a dirty cheater, user?

''This world is a mistake," I replied.

Should have mentioned this in my original post but I like to speedrun Dead Rising 1. If you're wondering how to speedrun an autoscroller basically the main category is Overtime Mode but you can also run 72 Hour Mode by running each Case separately as ILs. Some memers like to do single segment runs of 72 Hour Mode which basically just has you getting the worst ending and minimizing load screens and cutscenes but it's just a silly category that nobody takes seriously.