LOL

Never mind I was typing it wrong.

Anyone got anything to roll for? I'm feeling lucky right now.

Holla Forums got hacked. Exposed that the site was running something called sunshine that datamined users and sold the information to alphabet agencies.

Call it.

Heads Mr. Tommy Lee Jones. :3

That's no fun.

I had only heard the reason for the hack was that someone posted child porn, and deleted the everything to get rid of it.

It's 50-50 because it's supposed to be a coin toss user.

rollin.

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Like this?

oh you

Looks like you didn't fly so good.

Well there are multiple theories going around. Some white hatter wanted to protect the userbase. Others say it's some Holla Forums tranny.

I want to fucking die.

Probably should post something to contribute, so here is the most recent mousou telepathy.

If I wanted to flip a coin I would just grab a quarter and call it. I was hoping for more of a roulette table instead.

Sure that'll work.

I'll trade you.

fuck it

Sounds like my kind of girl.

rolling

US GAMERS, HUH?

gimme a cute one please

Plz Kamaitachi.

hell-fucking-yes
too bad there's no art for her.

rollin

>>>/furry/

give me lion or serval or japari bus

Rollan for that bus

citation needed

Rollan for aardwolf:^)

Don't worry jim himself has said that nobody wants our info, he knows because hes already tried to sell it.

Let me guess, the penis is feminine?

LET'S DO THIS

Some people believe the one with the feathers is the female, because the feathers look beautiful and beautiful = female to them.

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ASSERT YOUR DOMINANCE ON HER user

Source: your ass. Go back to Freech, Endchan, Librechan, 16chan :^) or whatever moribund place you came from so Jim can't sell your cookies.

dg

Roll.

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YES
YES
IS IT CANON?

FUCKING IMAGINE THIS ANONS
SCAT SEX WITH A HIPPO GIRL
IT WOULD BE FUCKING AMAZING

HIPPOS SHIT BY SWIRLING THEIR TAIL LIKE A GOD DAMN PROPELLER AND FLINGING SHIT LITERALLY EVERYWHERE

PLEASE OH GOD LET ME GET THE HIPPO GIRL

PLEASE I'M BEGGING YOU

Oh boy!

I DID NOT ASK FOR THESE TRIPS
I WANTED HIPPO GIRL

GOD DAMN IT

I still don't get why he told her about the chair when his plan was to be in the chair himself.

I'm going to assume (for your sake) that you're just massively uninformed. Re-read the image I posted, then read the archived thread and then put into consideration that Jimbo has been fucking up the site for years, actually gave out information of a "school shooter" to one of the agencies and is a freemason. Nobody would build a program like sunshine just to have it sit there and catch dust.

Actually, I think it's supposed to be about the guy contemplating deeply in his thoughts about what to buy, and the girl noticing his facial expressions and assuming he's thinking about some actual deep shit.

wee

good riddance. Now take your shit elsewhere.

roll

roll

rawl

Might as well roll for both.

I think the reason they ignore you is because your image is telling people to go to another imageboard. With this one being small enough as it is, the idea of moving to another doesn't appeal to them, especially since it's been done multiple times and those couldn't really be trusted either. It just isn't a good model to go for.

Maybe it was just a prank.

I skipped one.

I could definitely see how anons could take it the wrong way and think I'm shilling for dead fucking image boards. But it's the only that has the shows the shitstorm in it's entirety. It should go without saying: never go to any of the le ebin freedom chans. All of them are either goon central, dead, actually dead, or are located in Nevada.

Hm? I guess I'll roll.

Roll

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lets go

Was her friend a guy or a girl?

Without considering the trips, you'd have Autistic Screeching. I guess that fits, sort of.

huh
really makes you think

rolling

For this picture I took traits from the show but also facts about the animal species, and hippos are in fact known to fling crap with their tails for territory marking and courtship.
That being said, simmer down, scatfag.

lol

A fair deal of Friends in the show show male characteristics, like the lion, the moose, or indeed, the peacock which clearly has the male plumage. However clearly the thing that turns them humanoid also turns even males into girls.

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Not this time

Got me.

I love Juanito

only works on scrub themes

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fuck wait a minute

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I'm going to assume (for your sake) that you don't actually believe that those images actually show anything other than retarded conjecture and misinformation to try and get people to go to freech.
Most of it is literally screencaps of official statements with "THIS ACTUALLY MEANS X" slapped on it in redtext and some other unrelated, out of context screencaps.

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rollin' for comfy

oi

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Well done

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I don't like these odds.

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Ok motherfucker, I want to die.

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end it

EL-OH-EL

I hate you. And it's good.

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Should have rolled too with the other post

I always end up reading this in the voice of that fat henchman from Venture Bros

Last time I got the bus, let's see where this will take me this time.

IM SO FUCKING READY

Rolling

I don't get it can someone explain?

Would you say you're at a loss?

Oh its a loss meme. Nice.

If you lurked more you wouldn't feel so lost, faget

Choose one for each image

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I HATE NIGGERS

They all look like lolis with that art style. At least tower girls are shapely.

I don't even know what to make of this.

You've been Cuckolded by a Common Cuckoo.

Mage Red

I'll take the black pill because I'm already nihilistic but money would objectively solve my issue of not being able to do anything. I'm likely going to be homeless next week, yet I can't motivate myself to get a job because I simply can't force myself to care about trivial and meaningless things like work, society, and money.

The worst part is, it's just a fundamental aspect of my perception that I'm not even depressed or dreading my situation. I'm just completely indifferent to the whole thing, yet everyone I'm surrounded by continues to try to motivate me and change that perspective.

LOL

tries to change that perspective*

Rolling, give the best

Cat, Rabbit and Mage are the only true choices here, everything else is gay as fuck. If I had to choose one, it would be Rabbit.
As for pills, only orange and yellow are true choices. If I had to choose one, it would be orange.

KEK
warhammer-community.com/2017/04/22/the-new-edition-of-warhammer-40000-your-questions-answeredgw-homepage-post-2/

Nigger, stop showing people the best manga. Fuck off and Praise Mana

IN!

Every single time.

Also, old news.

rollin

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I choose Warrior GF and Red Pill.

If anyone picks Pink Pill they are the biggest faggot of all time.

You retards really are desperate, aren't you? I like how convenient it is that every single time people explain what Sunshine actually does, Holla Forums and endchan somehow manage to blank it out of their memory so they could continue to shill it anyway

Give me the Khajiit and the Yellow Pill

Mousou Telepathy time I guess.

You should have started with the ones hwere she can't read minds.

Green Pill. Sounds like a fun lifestyle.

I started from the beginning.

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Hey, greenpill isn't bullshit, you are.

qt Mage gf
Already taking a daily dose of green and black pills thanks to Holla Forums and existential crisis but will gladly switch to yellow pill if given the opportunity.
Does this please you user

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ROLLIN'

FUCK

Yeah, most of the Milkyway Galaxy is under the control of humanity, most aliens were purged in the Golden Crusade.

Daily reminder

I really want that cat to bully me.

Is this just a me problem or is Holla Forums borked again?

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What the fuck

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aaaaaaa

Should've had a Jew GF there.
I'd have taken her and the green pill for the authentic Alex Jones experience.

As it is now, I take Cat and Green.

Here, i made some Oc for you

Okay, ever mind, it's back.

Yeah, 40k is getting Age of Sigmar'd.

rollan

Mage GF. Autism isn't an issue for me.
tough call, both are means to happiness. But I'll go with the white pill because the neet life is all I know and I like it, the yellow pill might bring me a partner but i'd rather fucking die over being productive.

here we go

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Alright how do I read this shit? Is it one of the satanic comics where you read from bottom to top and left to right?

I am what the red pill already is, but without the depression. hah take that.

This is the worst LOL thread in a long time. It's what happens when you have two in a row. Roll images should also be banned.

Top to bottom, right to left generally.

You should be banned for sucking so much cock.

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rill

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When you filter every ID posting shitty comics suddenly this thread becomes a lot better.

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Huh, you're right

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Codenigger himself

rol

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Cat GF and Orange Pill.

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I'll stop here.

I want to fuck AI-chan.

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rol roun 2

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good thing I won the first roll

YES!!!

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RORRAN

rollan

Classic

I'm happy to see LOL threads have transitioned from merely "implied free-for-all shitposting" to "complete free-for-all shitposting"

i thought that was the waifu threads :^)

Rollan'

You can have more than one designated shittting thread.

Fuck you.

Here's a more in depth system, and a dice rolling website because Holla Forums hates dice
>roll-dice-online.com/

If your stupid ass needs a calculator then google calculator and use google's built in one.

ROLL

I want nakano-san to read my mind

Stop getting her name wrong user.

what about Satori, though?

user 70% of those faces have something seriously wrong with them, too many piggu looking ones
maybe if they all didnt look like they were pulled from one website for amateur porn stars this would be good

Chinkspeak languages were all made specifically to fuck with people's minds.
If you want me to read it right spell it out.

Now hol up there, Kattie Gold better not be one of the girls you consider ugly.

Go outside once in a while and pay attention to the people around you. You'd be lucky if only 70% had something weird about their face.

Who, the granny?

Nice. Also rolling

Number 35

I'm just teasing, it's basically a running joke now that everyone reads her name wrong.

Sunshine's design would be complete shit for actual datamining where you look at more than one post at a time, and it had a bug that caused it to drop posts with 200+ characters.

It's not for rolling, it's a rating system.

Rollan

Roll

Sure why the fuck not.

Jackpot.

Roll.

Here we go

wheres Utsuhos third leg?

rlol

rolling

Nigger what?
Gimme 666 or Yandere Vicky.

Rollin

Rollan. I don't know most of these, but I hope one brings me joy.

They're both shit. No qt dragon gf in the first one, and the second one's orange pill is broken, in terms of benefit overall.

Rolling.

You have no idea how a 400 IQ will benefit you. Its estimated that the person with the highest IQ had an IQ between the numbers of 250 and 300.

I really doubt giving you a 100 to 150 boost above his would really be the big boost people think it is.

Higher IQ literally just means being able to process things better. Odds are you'd become more lazy and sociopathic.

If you want some sort of God level IQ prob somewhere in the range of 1000+

Fuck it

youtu.be/ChKWN0jC_xs

roll

Filtered.

Fuck
oh well lets try this one

Thanks user.

Not to mention just because you can easily process and understand information doesn't mean you're understanding and processing correct information. Science is flawed all the time theories and "facts" are proven wrong all the time throughout history. If you're developing systems and revolutionary equations that turn out to be complete and utter nonsense ala the religion of psuedo science shit wont work out for you either.

Pic related. Todays world is filled with equation after equation and theory after theory and there's barely any empirical, replicatable, testable things going on.

Money scams to get grants from the government based off of math and theories that have faulty origins. Its a great way to get money and sell books to le epic reddit science buffs but even smart people can fall prey to fake science.

The corruption of the modern world runs in everything. Government, Science, Media, Corporations, etc.

rollan

IQ simply states how you are relative to others, the jump between 100 to 110 is much larger than the jump between 120 to 130. When you are that incredibly high in the scale, just being half a milisecond faster than a single person on the same level could technically bring you up by five points.

rolling

You're a paranoid moron if you think the leaks are made by muh boogieman to get more people to go to freech. The images are made by anons here or ones who migrated to other places like endchan.
What kind of proof do you need, you massive fucking tool? It's there, codemonkey himself admitted in the fucking post that sunshine was used to mine user information.

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Quite convenient that they end up being made in the same style each time then
Quote where he stated that the leaks were done by freech, you're just making shit up because you are incapable of making a coherent argument.
Are you sure you read the same post? Because I most certainly can't find it, considering the fact that IPs are already encrypted and stored to ensure mods don't see your IP directly, meaning the only addition is that HW kept it on his laptop

rolling

Nice nasal edit.

rolling

This meme is fucking retarded and needs to die.
Which means it belongs into this thread, I guess.

Yes, while the site was down anons went to other image boards to discuss this. I still have yet to see you justify actually having something like sunshine run on the site.
I wasn't aware Holla Forums had a dedicated shilling team until now. Yes, hotwheels kept that information on his laptop for no reason at all, he just likes to have it sitting there. He only gave it away when the authorities requested it, which happened once, I swear!

It's time. Rolling.

Danke

I swear user
If you could nail the blame on Jim instead of Hotwheels this could have been a hot topic.

roll

No, I completely put the blame on jim. It's just that hotwheels was the one who made sunshine.

As in you need proof that Hotwheels used it for money, since he was the only one that could use the files

haha roll! :D

God damn it. Roll.

We'll see about that.

Also Yellow Pill, I guess.

Top kek. Rolling

Fuck you, Harvey. I live.

I have yet to see why Sunshine is bad. Even before its implementation IPs, in order to be associated with their respective IDs, had to be stored to ensure their functionality, and this is even before hashed IPs were implemented. What Sunshine did was that it allowed HW to unencrypt the IPs that were already being stored and to ensure that, upon request by US law enforcement, they could provide these IPs. The segment of code that is used as "evidence" only serves to request an IP's posts, which too is based on an existing feature: post history.
If he was selling it, he could easily just have given them access to the tools directly, rather than storing them. I like how you are trying to use sarcasm to make it sound like you can actually do anything with IPs.

Jim could easily be selling actual data but grasping at straws and looking for datamining where it doesn't exist only makes freech look like fucking retards.

Think again.

Wew.

fuck it, roll

And rolling for this, too. pls dont give me a crazy bitch.

Give me shoebill or give me death.

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rolling

I never watched the show, what does a relationship with this animal enTAILS?

See . If you're too lazy to read it, Sunshine is an archive that logs the post and the IP of each user and encrypts that data in the event that government entities subpoena for information. Firetires was the only person who controlled this until Codemonkey deactivated it and forced him to destroy the key out of what was likely security concerns over unknown entities getting access to an extremely sensitive archive. But, Codemonkey also made Sunshine open-source if any other imageboard admins wanted to use it.

tl;dr You can't trust anyone anymore, so use TOR.

rollan for some qt

I hope you like cooking.

With the southern gf, how are any of those negatives aside from the last one? Does anyone really want a liberal girlfriend?

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Gorman eventually wrote a follow-up and she also mentions that she explicitly asked whether authorities were suspicious that the couple were pedophiles.

I liked this man. Why must he sully himself publicly by shamelessly holding the cock of another?

Nothing shows your support for the gay community more than holding a man's peanus weenus. hahah! :D

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Soooo do I meet her soon or what?
Because I want to marry her

take me based harvey

ROLLI RAVIOLLI

He is gay, what did you expected? And all famous humans have done something retarded in their life

what

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Really? He's the biggest echo-chamber for the mindless left. Not to long ago he held a poll asking americans if they supported trump and when it got 51% in favour of supporting he trump he deleted it and blamed alt-right trolls. He's a toss post. Liking him as Sulu, I can understand. But liking him? Ugh.

He's gay user. He does it for fun.

If you go to your bathroom, turn off the lights, look in the mirror and say "tulparoni tulparoni show me my waifuroni" she'll appear in your life in 3 days time.

Hope your aren't lying user, because I'm doing it and she is a cute. I will hunt you down and make you become my waifu

She didn't even try to draw appealing tits

Where's the option to kill them all for being low quality cancerous moeshit?

I want to roll as well.

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Rolllll

Tell me about the dog. Why does he scream?

Somethings are better left unknown user.

nam flashbacks

let the good times ROLL

aww yea

Bet you can't figure out the solution

do a fucking kickflip obviously

This is it
I can finally jump over the moon and tell everyone about it
Skateboard master signal incoming

Jump the one friend then loop around and jump the other five before fucking all their girlfriends.

Rolling.

Cat and Orange.

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It's right here, coldsteel. There's even a ripoff of your favorite game undertale for the final boss. :^) inatsuka.com/extra/kemonofriends.exe/

Everyone dies eventually

Hi, paid shill. Kill yourself.

ruul

May as well roll for this shit too

Rolling rollin rollin

Let's play babe.

The more I argued with them, the better I came to know their dialectic. First they counted on the stupidity of their adversary, and then, when there was no other way out, they themselves simply played stupid. If all this didn’t help, they pretended not to understand, or, if challenged, they changed the subject in a hurry, quoted platitudes which, if you accepted them, they immediately related to entirely different matters, and then, if again attacked, gave ground and pretended not to know exactly what you were talking about. Whenever you tried to attack one of these apostles, your hand closed on a jelly-like slime which divided up and poured through your fingers, but in the next moment collected again. But if you really struck one of these fellows so telling a blow that, observed by the audience, he couldn’t help but agree, and if you believed that this had taken you at least one step forward, your amazement was great the next day. The Jew had not the slightest recollection of the day before, he rattled off his same old nonsense as though nothing at all had happened, and, if indignantly challenged, affected amazement; he couldn’t remember a thing, except that he had proved the correctness of his assertions the previous day.
Sometimes I stood there thunderstruck. I didn’t know what to be more amazed at: the agility of their tongues or their virtuosity at lying. Gradually I began to hate them.
– Adolf Hitler

Looks like I can stick with 2d and have my "waifriend" kill the rest

rollin

EGG

what's the context

neeeh

THREAD STATUS : FUCKING DETONATED

LOL threada are nuclear wastelands by default so nuffin changed really

that I am a retard and can't give myself admin to my own server

pissing in the ocean of piss

LOL indeed
on the bright side, you got dubs

rolling

I feel conflicted.

hownewareyou?

(Checked)
LET'S ROCK AND ROLL!

rolando

I collect them

Thanks for telling us.

Every fucking time.

forgot to roll

You are dyslexic.

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Inaccurate/10

You like an actual faggot? Like a real life, cocksucking, butt-fucking, march down the street wearing a suit of dildos faggot?

Kill yourself.

Calm down, nigger. I liked him for the TV show, but then he became way too open about his faggotry.

user should be burned at the stake for his thoughtcrime

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Hey, it was pretty good until Enterprise made it irredeemable.

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roll

rollan

give me the foxen

wew

Fluff is always good. This is one silly looking bear though.

there is absolutely nothing wrong with the snek and spider

the right sentence would be "how much does a kidney cost?" stupid motherfucker

11/10 made me upset

How is this a negative? But gonna have to go with QT spider gf and yellow pill.

kay

I was having a shit day but these really cheered me up thanks user.

Some people don't like southern accents.

I read every chapter after those ones and
SHE'S GOING TO FUCKING FALL IN LOVE WITH THE 1.90M SPERG ISN'T SHE? NO! I CAN'T ACCEPT IT.

rollin in old bread

This place is a shithole anyway

Some people have shit taste

Who writes this?

rolleringus

Rollan