Some thread to remember

I make them after 200 images. learn to love it.

how can i misread 8m v 2m
...i mean, really bro

dyslexia atp is minimal

Give me a week and I'll try see what the best way to set up this radio/podcast Holla Forums thing.

Oh no wait.

I just have a shitty memory

Her mind is Tiffany-twisted, she got the Mercedes Benz
She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys, that she calls friends
How they dance in the courtyard, sweet summer sweat
Some dance to remember, some dance to forget

I do it out of love.

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no point in arguing something so blatantly obvious.

I'm ashamed of my carnal desires, because I was brought up in a catholic home and went to an all girls school where I became lesbian.

Why such early threads?

Everything you do is out of malice and anger, Napoleon.

grim's orders. can't ignore the curry daddy law.

He's gonna go full Niggy and have a meltdown if his are hijacked.

So he can make almost every thread and get the most attention.

this is true. it matters very much to me.

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early threads are boring, you have to go slow, stroke it good and let go to create.

im actually a super cool guy who bbqs and does manly man stuff

I'm so good at being a big brother lmao

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Eck.

I thought this was Tokai at first.

Why is it cute when chubby shitlord anime-watching girls play minecraft?

Love of killin' stuff?

Sounds like you'll be a good dad with them jokes.

it isn't. at all.

w-why question me

I'm way worse

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Even if they have a penis?

no question in my mind, sissy.

then it's kawaii.

should i ask who you are

It's lenko

I still can't stop laughing
I crack myself up sometimes

lmao pls no

I need you to help be my wife to raise the kid

Sup bruh
Seemed like a good day for some shitty puns

Okay cool.
3D women are not important.

nm just finding something to do, but yeah that shit is stupid funny.

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

lmao this folder is so lulz

god forbid soto ever procreates...

DUDE I THINK IM TRIPPIN OUT

correct.

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soto's dick cancer was benign. his progeny are in the clear

Me too, if only because it was a highly pixelated jpg.

I'll file this one away for later.

Your opinions of me are so poor.

..well you're a sissy!

Awful. You should be ashamed.

once upon a time.

welfare keed

god forbid sama becomes relevant again

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no, just not a crossdresser anymore.

ugh
i cant believe i (you)d him
im disgusted

Soto's a cute girl.
You and her should date.

cup '50% typically feminine' cake calling others a sissy?

story time??

the one to strike a cloud does not make it rain

lenko is fun to (you). it makes his lifting pay off in his mind

No offense, Mr. Soto. I just don't want kids. They're gross.

Nawwwww, just joshin' ya. ♥

We should be friends, but I feel this might be too powerful and volatile a relationship that would quickly take over all the sissies in the thread.

God forbid he puts more shit-skinned anchor babies into our soil.

wat

You can take the man out of the skirt, but you can't take the skirt out of the man.

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I used to cross dress. now I don't. the end.

maybe you two can make sissy jokes when you start playing overwatch like men instead of little girls.

tiem for a sama old man nap...

or flipper babies

well shit there goes my grand delusion of having a fam with sabs :/

Undertale is fucking hard shit

I already consider us close personal friends.

Oh, on the subject of radio; I can't remember who showed me this, but it is a link to recordings of a guy who did pirate radio, high on acid in a brothel in the vietnam war.

ibiblio.org/jwsnyder/rft/rft.html

I need more.

Better him than me.

OK DUDE, YOU'RE AT A CROSSROADS, DON'T WORRY, ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS TAKE THE RIGHT PATH. THE ONE THAT LEADS TO BLISS. THE OTHER PATH, WELL, TRY NOT TO THINK ABOUT THAT, OK?

post pics so we can have a good laugh

i think there is a rule against having a massive wang like cuppers' while being a siss

we sleep nao. lates

Watch anime like a cool kid

Okay fine, we'll just get a dog instead

:^)

Though compared to the rest of Holla Forums I'd do a decent job

I remember back when my dick cancer was a meme

Hey Mordin, quick question, do you shave your legs?

You real?

Sweet dreams! ♥

bye love

ARE YOU WATCHING THIS SHIT

steamcommunity.com/id/ravengodcalls/
HAI YO FORCES HAI YO FORCES

Or Demon Childs that get swallowed by Egg people and turn into reconstituted ladyboys.

Once you know what you're doing only the genocide fights are truly difficult. The rest are mostly just knowing how you're supposed to win.

there's already one that gets posted every now and then. I lost all the pictures I had when my laptop died, so you'll have to go find the oldest pony posters and ask them for the rest.

goodnight, sama.

Soto is not the relationship kind.

i think i was the only one legitimately worried. everyone else was like lol dick cancer

I snorted cocaine, binged on e and drank more than you had hot dinners. And with that, I can confirm your statement.

IS cheap, and has no hangover.

WATCHING WHAT, IT IS DARK HERE AND I CANNOT SEE

THE FUCKING RIO OPENING CEREMONIES YOU PLEBIAN

Alriiiight, border collie!

..I want an other story

IKT tier?

*another

once there was a sissy named tokai. he was the biggest sissy in all the land.

the end.

Later, Sama.

added.

idk man what is there to watch

not going to go out of my way for it
oh well

You should still take her dick clit.

not quite but p massive

WOW, FUCKING EAGER

How does one even take a clit? It must be huge.

youtube.com/watch?v=PDW_ibmafyc

I don't like this story..

sissies need girl penii

you'd feel like you wasted your time if you did.

You're the "lesbian", you tell me.

but you're the main character.

and forgive me for trying to help someone who isn't a native english speaker.

Mordin won't give me his boipussy unless I commit to him and we're in a relationship

That's like going to a used car dealer and they show you this nice car but then they tell you it has over 300k miles on it and youre like "HOLY SHIT THEY USED IT THIS MUCH ALREADY?" then the salesman tells you that you aren't allowed to get inside the car until you sign the contract and give a small down payment

Like nah nigga, I ain't about that life

i fapped to a really large labia the other day and like i finished but i didn't enjoy doing it

I fucking warned you bro. Jesus shit you're depressed not fucking dying. You can't do this to your life SCANNER.

And the fish lady can bite my ass.

Oh damn I had already forgotten I said that. I'm not really into girls, nor am I religious. I just made it up to make myself feel better about the slut shaming.

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right? i thought he just cybered if you gave him an e-hug in thread. sign, sealed, delivered

I'M NOT A USED CAR YOU SHITHEAD!

hey bby

blocked.

you sure have had enough e-hands on your shifter

Maybe used goods shouldn't try to act like they're hot shit.

What a coincidence, neither is Soto.
I hear he has a nice clit dick, you should suck it.

it's not like I want it for that, it would be funny to see however

what are you talking about soto

just pretend to commit
works everytime

I want a new one

I spreak goed engelish

now they're fucking building cities

can't handle this shit

well done rio

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Did I make you think I was straight?

Am I manual or automatic?

I've seen it already.

they're freerunning

And here I was, about to offer to stick my finger through your index finger and thumb linked together in a circle in the lewdest most mind-blowing experience a faggot like you will ever know.

they aren't even that amusing.

I don't know any other stories. and I wouldn't tell them to rude sissies like you.

no. that was what is called a joke.

automatic cause easy af

I'm no home wrecker. and your girl is a psycho. I don't need that after me when you leave her for me because I'm so much more satisfying.

Oh I'm ok now, sort of.
Just accepted that I fucked up. Now I'm cringing and depressed less.

Oh, show me.

I am pretty bored and anything will amuse me right now.

So now you should probably suck it.

Maybe even sit on it.

I bet it'd feel good.

She beat the shit out of a guy for playing music.

I can only imagine what would happen to you.

still.

You and me lol
I just laughed it off and tried to forget about it most of the time

Sounds like a plan
1 or 2?

Re:Zero
Trust me

You've been used as much as one though
I'll tell you that much

He apparently thinks he's worth putting effort into

Damn nigga, for a Venus Fly Trap you're a pretty good wingman
Good lookin' out

Oh no
You see Boo, I used to do that too
Until I got with this super clingy girl and couldn't shake her off for the life of me
She came pounding at my door once and I was really scared D:

*pout*
imma sleep sleep

I've had sex with a girl before! It's a honest mistake anyone could've made! Thinking I was straight I mean, not the sex with a girl part.

I've never driven automatic, I've only done manual before. A lot more enjoyment handling the stick.

I worry about where it's been.

turn on the fernseher? telly? tv? boob tube?

... I haven't got a tv. ;-;

as much as I'd probably enjoy it, yeah, I'd rather not risk it.

goodnight, tokai.
sleep well.

I'm so sorry. that must have been horrifying.

Erin subscribes to the school of thought that guys masturbating over the internet with each other isn't cheating, it's just really gay.
She likes American Horror Story.

I've not! What, you think I just hand it out to everyone but you? Wouldn't that be sort of sad? I thought you were more confident than this.

You're not okay in 11 minutes

You seriously reached out for help, and this is what you do? Are you kidding me?

well in that case...

GIVE ME PANCAKES.

I'll give it a go in a little bit.

Lol are the Brazilians claiming that the Wright Brothers stole the airplane from them?

Where's Wish tho

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you date darwin one time and somehow you are automatically a hot commodity lol

you're so nasty dude

got me then. probably nbc is livestreaming it

or bbc1 or whatever your cockmonglers have

i missed that part. aliens though

soto's dine and dash game is pretty low tier

I was very drunk, I almost fell out of bed.

no.

Dozen?

that would have been better.

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What's a Canadatrap for?

No where you haven't been, I'm sure.

I've never dined and dashed, tbh.

Sometimes the most confident people are also the most insecure

it's weird how this isn't a point of deepest shame.

my pancakes always turn out bad.

i have once
but i was talking about his ability to commit to a girl then shake off her clinginess

I slept off my hangover, went out, took a long walk, asked the bar if they had my shit; nope, so went to walk back home but saw my friend, he had a shit day too, tomorrow I'm gonna volunteer for the Youth Boys and Girls club, and weekend see my family.

Monday, I can finally book the therapist and get back into a routine, and make sure I don't do this stupid shit again.

Not saying that I'm A-OK, I mean, I'm much better than I was. I think it could be a serious hangover, followed by cringe and the loss of £90; coupled with the fact that I haven't heard back from my job in a few weeks... I just felt worse than pond scum.

You're trying to cheat me aren't you?! Stop trying to play on my empathy, I know you're not being genuine! I cannot believe you, you are the worst!

If I fell out of bed? How do you figure?

I wonder how he got that thing on it.

He was very nice and gentle with me.

ikr?

and somehow i am still enthralled with darbear.

i think it is his vocabulary

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anything would be better than sex with a girl.

it's his mysterious and dark personality.

rude.

Where does the cocaine e come into play?

I never had that problem.

But entering a depression phase usually means I don't have to.

Same with being a flake in general.

I bet that just makes it feel better once you get it inside you.

You should try it.

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this opening ceremony is funky af not gonna lie

OOOOOOOOOHHH!
You thought I did that, that night!

No, you misunderstand, I meant I did that shit one time in my life!

Hence the joke 'Undertale is harder than cocaine'

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Why the heck is everyone trying to wingman soto?

awwwwwwww~ *tackle glomps you and notices ur bulge* owo wats this? xD

he has a weird fetish for dumb underage b&

and feet

but yeah super smart and mysterious

Do you want my honest answer?

I'm smart, he told me so.
And I'm not underage.

okay now. that's quite enough of that.

oh I get it, you're playing that game where you say two real things and one fake one and people try to figure out the fake one.

At first I thought so, but now I'm starting to worry.

What I meant to say is, I tried hard drugs, and it didn't beat Undertale. That game the best!

Seriously, that game is so good though.

If you don't, I probably just won't answer.

Yeah, I'm going to retire from giving you orgasms to return to my true passion.
watching anime and vidya

for lewding?

lmao I never really dine and dashed cause i felt that was too rude.
It wasnt until I started hanging out with my friends in HS when they would dine and dash and I had no choice to join them lmao
So much fun tho

JESUS CHRIST

We're going to need a couple of acres and a nice spacey house to go along with that

I can never win, can I?

a short lived career but wildly successful.

he really went out of the box for you

and he tells all the girls that

all the things i said were real though

tp you keep cranking out the good ones man haha

WHATS THE POINT THEN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

well of course you haven't rin
youre the girl in most relationships arent you?
you dont do scumbag tactics like we do

Someday I'll return and reinvent the field.
More prostate-milking, absolutely no hand use.

i guess freklz was kinda smart actually

Yeah, and by the time we got it all together, I'd be even more of a granny. You should probably invest in a younger woman, Soto.

my thread was way better than urs btw cupcake
like usual

it's how i do

well I wasn't actually turned on before until this post.

I wouldn't know about that one.
Might have to ask Tokai.

You raise a very real point.

you gotta do what u gotta do dude
anything for a higher social status imo

just waiting for fucking drake to jump on the stage

mada mada

I'd rather be an waifuless alcoholic than be dumped for Goggles lmao

you know behind all the shitposting im a pretty smart guy rin
you should try me out sometime ~

of what

Turned on huh?
That makes one of us.

how can you be so pathetic that you

how is that even possible?
how can you be lower than the lowest of the low?

But I'm curious...

You can win if you play your cards right.

I know a majority of people he's been with have been over 18 actually. Some just like to be ambiguous about their age.

that's all that matters to me. now get your fingers going.

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this lol

dude soto grim said i wasn't worth arguing with cause i've hit rock bottom

is your boy for real? what did you do to him?

he's even more emotional than ever

this rio shit

you really are fucking dumb

Oh, that's easy.

I know where that cap is from

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oh the olympics are starting?
man i really wish i cared honestly

i bet its such a brown shitshow

i wonder how many live stabbings there will be

Sorta ironic given the fact that I've talked to a fair bit of those people, and I know some of them are older than I am.

also hey tp

Maybe.

Does that mean you want my honest answer?

they're not early cunt

Is it going to be mean? Please don't be mean.

atheletes have already been kidnapped and held for ransom

by cops

I tried to tell them grim, but they bullied me.

why would you be proud to be born in a country like libya

pride should only go so far

Something like that anyways.

It won't be intrinsically mean.

Mordin got dumped by Darwin and replaced him with Goggles

Seems all you do is play games
Is this a game to you fam?

I dunno man
All I did is give him a few lines of coke at AX and we drank together
Shit was pretty nice

destroy their existence

i didnt know lithuania was white

mordin is a big fat mistake

seems mean.

they should have it in a outdoor stadium hounestly, but the lights and parkour are on point

Mordin is a thin, slender, smooth pale skinned mistake*

oh right you dont do mean

I'm worried.

I think what you're saying in this post isn't exactly correct, but I feel as if I'd cause unnecessary drama if I was to talk about the past.

dude this little kid is about to start breaking

i can feel it

that makes my dick doki doki

I do mean when I feel like it. but typically I do not.

mordin wasn't even almost a pro baseball star

desu > mordin

Then don't ask me what I honestly think.
It's that simple.

i hope you dont really believe that he has an accomplishment in anything athletic

or anything at all for that matter

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Okay shoot, tell me. But do it fast so it's over soon.

+5 points for extra added sass

Fucking gross

I don't really do anything too far in one direction or the other. I don't have the energy for it.

BUILD THE WALL

nah dude i'm just making goofs

dude liquid neko didn't even check my id

but i said hi

about lost it

I wish I was a NEET

I know sometimes you go full sassmode but I have never seen legit mean from you

a NEET with support or without

Do you personally feel like you hit rock bottom?
At least you dont have a DUI

You're always dwelling on the past

Oh you too?

When do you think they'll let you smash?

Same. I'm tired of watching my paycheck get sucked into a vortex of bills.

you send money to a neet every week so like you kinda are

it happens rarely. just like being kind happens once in a while. they are just both rare.

of course
pale cuteboys are my preference when it comes to males

I want you and Soto to date, because I think it could be cute to start with, and if and when you have a catastrophic breakup, I think it'll be entertaining to me.

And if you don't have a catastrophic breakup, and things go well, or end well, then it would have been fun while it lasted.

I didn't even realize I was being sassy, lol.

Man
I have to open my eyes then

idc as long as I can NEET and relax and play vidya and watch anime all day long whenever i want.
It must be nice to be European trash like these other posters and fester off the gubbermint like royalty.

IF YOU WORK YOU DIE

This so hard

oh no his comment was completely out of left field. i have a good job, have my drinking under control

hell i don't even think i hit rock bottom when i was in the hospital several years ago for fighting with cops

i get too nervous

sabby pls

so with support then
yeah
just win the lottery

shouldve went to college like mama said

I'm around a lot because I have no life. you just need to be around more.

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if only grim knew about payments

No
I just automatically assume that you're nice to me because you're polite
those are 2 different things and assumptions like that can kill

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i pay off my figurines in full

You have the same chance of being mauled by a grizzly bear and then a polar bear in the same day.
Besides, scratching and reading numbers is too much effort.

I'm sure they don't bite that hard

I consider myself to be civil. not so much polite.

waking up at normal times is dumb
when i wake up at 7am im tired af by 6pm
when i wake up at 1-3pm i stay up for a whole day and have to force myself to sleep
im dead inside

tfw have to pay my sisters rent even tho she just got married

colorado state already accepted me
but at least you got my reply

;-;

reminder that you are actively ruining the community by replying to cuckbop

hmm?

oh so anyways dude i have to wake up at like 5 tomorrow to drive to michigan for weed

i think i've hit rock bottom

you literally got cucked here and cried about it for 3 fucking days
see media2.8ch.net/animus/src/1470445954173.png you fuccboi

what's that all about?

i'll reply to anyone

it's more of a matter if they will reply back

Bebop stfu no one cares about your blog

You're an admin

thats because your public opinion has been like a lead zeppelin lately tp

man all the a countries are always shit

why is south africa an a?

south africa is white af

Where are you going on Michigan?

In*

lmk how your first year goes

this
high roller right here

this basically.

i mean at least it opened your eyes up that you were letting your heart go for sluts

idk they probably don't pull in as much money as I do even though I'm currently not doing anything

I like it when you bitch and moan :^)

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yeah dude i've gone from like a third public approval to like a quarter.

i never wanted to be liked. i mean i don't respect most of these asshole roleplay liars

but like grim said i hit rock bottom and i was like

;;

Wanna start thinking about the future?

I don't doubt it'd be a catastrophic break up, that is why I won't date him.

w h y

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Ferrael.

Ayy

I did. I'm just not smart enough to turn my degree into dollars.

Arrrgh

grim molests little kids all day then rides A FUCKING SUBWAY home
why take his opinion seriously

Well... this makes me feel better about my recent expenses.

Oi cunt

Tbh, that alone is why you should.
So when it happens, since you were expecting it, you can come out on top, laughing.

Ask Grim.

I was right, wasn't I?

we cant all be smart i guess

It fucking hurts, doesn't it?
Seriously, fuck college/uni.
And fuck me for actually going there.

whatd you major in
i guarantee it was some dumb thing with 0 applications in real life

got me man somewhere right on the border. we're driving to cincinnati and i don't really see how it is on the way but my brother is driving so whatever

sometimes i'll just stop replying if it gets stale or annoying or something

but actively ignoring someone is so gay

and most of the people who do that will like blast the person they are ignoring in their other exchanges. like so girl high school shit

really? nothing wrong with public transportation

didn't he used to drive an amoured truck?

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Mhm. You still gonna major in animal stuff?

Maybe we both just gotta find our niche, you know?

i'mma impregnate your butt jay jay