No lewd people allowed thread

I like your moxie, kid. you can stay.

not allowed.

No furs allowed thread.

If there is no dick, please post full PLSE

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hello neko. did you not get any sleep yet?

you're not allowed to break the rule anyway so it's for the best.

Its happening.

Are waifus allowed?

I don't wanna go to work

bye ;~;

Mooooooorning

I'll only end up sleeping til work again

Grim, do yourself that favor and call in sick.

My moxies are the best

There is

well obviously gay lewd is allowed. just none of that hetero normative cis scum shit I normally see around here.

bye grim.

hey gn.

well, it's better than falling asleep on the job, isn't it?

As long as they arent fur.
Brb time for some fresh air

Saved

Stop rubbing it in.
It's like saying 'Look at the cool American stuff I can do and you're too much of a pansy to be a big bad rebel bully boi'

G who?

That can quickly change.

F U C K

Is this what they mean by "A cat is fine too"?

I always end up missing everything because I'm either asleep or at work

well, that's pretty accurate though, so.

oh, still want to be totally incognito? other than test I don't think anyone knows you anyway.

disgusting and oppressive. called the police.

there's not really anything around here that is worth missing sleep just to see, but I get where you're coming from.

Talking about irl too

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stuff happens in real life? I never go outside if I can help it.

reported.

Bah, it was only a matter of time anyways I suppose. Your right, this place has gotten new recruits like the pony thread anyways.

You can't do that. I am the law.

Something is happening to me
I don't feel right good bye

if you're going to be sticking around like it seems you are, you might as well let people call you something.

pretty sure you're just a coffee nut.

ah. I'm sorry. hope it works out. see you later neko.

Can't I just be a simple ice cream salesman?

Call the cops, idgaf

Irrelevant!

ice cream is for chumps.

I bet you do give a fuck though.

isn't that like, the only character trait you have?

RUDE!

Hmm... Perhaps, anyway cops were here and we had a nice chat and a good cup of coffee.

what are you going to do about it? kill me?

coffee coffee coffee always coffee with this guy.

You can never have too much coffee.
Thats a joke by the way

I've never liked coffee, personally.

I would, but I have to be hired to do so first. I can't just kill on my own accord. People would think I'm some kind of murderer or something.

they might think that anyway if they find out your last name.

Well, there is one thing that is occupying my mind.

That is the need for bacon.

You love it~

I didn't either in the beginning but its all about getting used to it. And adjustment.

so what's stopping you from cooking up some bacon and eating it?

I don't have a desire to get used to dirt water.

I never said i didn't.

Its a good caffeine boost though. But i'll respect your drinking habits.

I wanna see Blood-chan's tits bounce when she goes jogging~

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I use energy drinks for that.

Sheer laziness.
So I'm curled up in bed watching JoJo.

Have some more!

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Me too.

Me too, but sometimes when i don't have that i resolve to coffee.

Thank you.

should get a little grill for beside the bed.

I wish I could like coffee, I really do, but even excessive amounts of cream and sugar can't fix the taste for me.

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I'm just an innocent kitten. you can't do that.

but u can enjoy them even more easily now
and even save pictures from them to your computer

thats gay

You can put chocolate in too or ice cream if you want. Thats stuff's tasty.

I can do as I please.

Well, I'll just get up now, I'll die if I stay here. ;w;

at that point I might as well just get a shake or something.

forbidden.

do it then, nerd

You'll still get the touch of coffee. But yeah perhaps.

I need to cap a new dojin.

that's the point I'm trying to get across here. coffee sucks.

yeah you would. so you can look at naked stuff. perv.

Fine fine.

glad we could resolve this without resorting to e violence.

I'm out of new images.

I have my taste, you have yours. Can't really change that fact.

just post the same one over and over again like all the cool kids do.

you never know. violence can change a lot of things.

Not if you're stubborn enough.

I could post porn.

I am very stubborn.

you could. and sometimes you do. what is your point?

That makes the two of us.

probably a lot of people around here, honestly.

Porn is easier to use.

so use porn then, duh.

You've got a point in that. Anyway i'm gonna go for a while. See ya later.

farewell.

I don't see that going over well.

works just fine for blue moon. pretty sure that whole little porn debacle is over and done with. some people might dislike it, but that's what filtering and ignoring things you don't like is for.

die furries

Well, anyone that would filter me I don't talk to anyhow.

that's typically how that would work, yes.

PONES GO HOMES

I don't know what that was but I hope it never happens again

finger's crossed.

get out of there apostrophe

Could be fun to annoy them though.

What...?

(Cherub)
Weirdo~

maybe it's just my general inability to enjoy things anymore, but I find the effort of annoying people on purpose to not be worth the lackluster payoff. not to mention plenty of people around here get annoyed simply by seeing me, so why put extra work in?

Double crossed

crisscross

FUCK OFF FURRIES

Stop now

I don't know. Sometimes I only try harder when it's the kind of relationship me and that person have.
Scoots being an example.

alright.

trying harder isn't so much my thing.

I miss that website

Not so much try harder as it is just giving it the proper attention.

no idea what you're talking about.

Give this cute kitty cat to me

that sure sounds like effort to me.

chi belongs to all of us. chi can't be owned.

Don't mean I got to half ass it.

Maybe it is a little over used

Btter to whole arse something than half ass two things

you like full asses, I know.

I dunno. seems like no one else posts her these days.

When it comes to Scoots I'll take the whole arse.

I don't usually feel sorry for people, but I feel sorry for you

a waste of your pity.

Even after all these years I still don't have a proper kitty related avatar

well I could give you the folder I suppose. it's not terrible big though. doubt it's up to your standards, since you're the folder making queen.

Cupcake, come on.

500+ is my minimum

what? I've shared many of my folders. why would I care?

it is a few hundred shy.

Oh well
I am currently attempting to get any folder on here but this laptop has a million viruses and it's taking forever

Another*
Jesus Christ

stop downloading so much freaky porn

It's my brother's

so tell him to stop downloading so much freaky porn

I can't get it to work so I guess that plan is out the window

well that's a bummer.

ur a bummer

rude

I give up

well that's typically my solution to things.

So Blood-chan, about those boobs. What size are they?

Make a thread about my dick again

Cupcake, Shiro, both of you must
>>>/go/

I'm pure as the driven snow.

Also sleep is death.

classic rin

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life is so hard for squash

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Snow is just the cum of a deity.

A god literally just bukakkes half the world every winter.

You are as pure as a pile of jizz.
You aren't pure.

One day I won't. And you'll worry.

Oh boy here comes 6am

you say things like that and still have the audacity to claim that I'm the lewd one?

9 am where it matters.

Sex fluids are a natural part of the world.

And as a Miko attatched to a deity of sex and parties, it's my solemn duty to embrace this fact.

We're shitposting across time and space

My god you're adorable.

I think you just really wanted to make a joke about a deity covering the world with jizz.

Well, yeah.
Because it's my duty.

I just said that.

W-what's this all of a sudden...

The picture was adorable.
You seem very enthusiastic.

Pay me no mind.

duty is amusing because it sounds like another word.

Oh I do shit like that from time to time. Not recently though.

Is that papercraft?

Doot..a...loo...?

Post kyouko please

yeah. isn't that just a funny sounding thing?

this folder is so big though

80s anime is now more accessible than ever

Yes it is. Have you just recently caught on I'm a selfposter?

Cute*

I was always aware. I just did not look at your images as much.

Won't lie.
I completely missed what you were going for.

well of course she is.

duty. doody

it's a dumb, juvenile thing.

Oh I see. Well I guess I'll try to find some good ones for you.

This cosplay was inspired by an ex-shitposter.

Yes I miss her the most

it's time to rebuild.

I don't think I ever met the one who posted her.

Oh.

Ninjah?

see

Another poster inspired this one

It's backed up on 6 different hard drives if it ever came to the point where I'd have to remake it I would actually kill myself

Didn't Loco post her?

seems a tad extreme.

I don't know this charcter.

It took years to get it where it's at
I probably would not go that far but I dunno it's kinda like my prized possession

it's star from star vs the forces of evil. it's a bit much, honestly. I couldn't make it through more than like 2 episodes.

good thing you have the back ups then.

Oh yes that sounds familiar? They were posting her before the show came out officially.

Star Butterfly

I recall he mad Damami post the other character.

Imagine Neko had 6 simultaneous harddrive crashes?

So don't watch it.
Got it.

I see.

Yes and two others have the current version. Though one is dead to me but I'm pretty sure my folder is not going anywhere anytime soon

I am such a bad fan I haven't even started season 2...

Huh?

unless you enjoy shows that seem like they are trying way too hard, yeah.

it's good to have contingency plans.

With my luck it will probably happen

gonna lie back down. head hurts.

Recurring nightmares fucking suck
Haven't slept more than four hours at a time for a month. Somebody fix me

Nothign.

Oh fuck the season pass is on Amazon

Quick, someone send me a giftcard, lmao

Bye bye

I still haven't watched TTGL or KLK because they felt like that to me.

Rest well, cupcake.

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If you ahvent seen KLK you are a scrublord of the highest order

I've seen episode 1 and just couldn't get behind it.

Like, lmao, what are you a nerd?

Yes, I am.
But not because I watch anime.

Senpai is never nerd

Mikikyu!

"Mimikyu"
This in't hard, it "mimic"s "you".

;~; o.....ok

Cute boat.

Dead silence

Yeah, i killed it. Sorry about that.

I like my threads like I like my women,

dead and cut up in a tub.

You know what must be done now right?

Nope.

Aren't you edgy.

-pets you-

-pets you-

-pets you-

-pets you-

Then were doomed

Oh
Thank you

Does this boat have a Wo-Class folder too?

Rip.

Awoo

Mhmmm

Nope just a hoppou

I like my women like I like my scotch

bottled on the top shelf.

No, no pets.

More

Fine fine. Apologies, i just happen to know someone with similar pics and thought.
Anyway.

-rubs your face- cutie.

-pettanpettan- silly

Is ok. I'm on phone too so don't have a lot.

This pleases me
I shall kill you last

I could tell from the filenames.

No killing please.

I like my women like I like my coffee,
finely ground and light in colour

Bad attention slut.

For what purpose?

But if I don't then who will?

No one.

see
and
and

vocaroo.com/i/s0uuoPUHrv47

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Vocaroo never picks it up well for me.
Can't seem to make the static go down, so I lowed the pick up to make it a bit more bearable.

Good morning.

That was not supposed to have a reply.

Good morning.

I'm about to leave soon
gomen.

Too late. You fucked up.
Leave and do it again.

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That's okay. At Least you said hi.

Welcome.

Mornings.

What

How was your day?

Hi clocky

Hey there, Neko. How are you?

Hey uhh... Echo I think it was?

No just Cherub.

Fine
How are you?

Cherub it is. We've talked before but I wasn't sure what to call you.

Thats totally fine, now you know. Slept well?

What is it that bonds us to this place? This form of social media we've created for ourselves?

Two psychopaths talking to each other

drama

When was there last drama on here?

No. I haven't slept well/at all in a few weeks. Also I just got home so it's like midnight/morning.

Social circle and reliability.

Oh i see, what have you been doing?

Mm I can't sleep either

This is very, very true. The place is very reliable. Active 24/7

I have no idea anymore, i'm just here.

Sorry I didn't realise I didn't like that reply.

I have just been dealing with a lot of things both online and irl so I have been exhausted and busy without being able to fall asleep without aid.

Ask one of your mistresses to comfort you?

I don't have any mistresses
All I got is you right now

Ah fair enough. Have you tried and lay down now?

I am unsure if my words can be calming enough for you not to mention we don't share the same musical taste so I am unable to recommend anything.

I won't be sleeping yet but I have tried to sleep several times and ended up laying awake for the whole night. That's when I had to go find some aid. I have been trying to set myself back into a pattern.

Wouldn't hurt to try

Well i hope everything ends up well.
Anyway i gotta go now see ya!

Have a good day/afternoon/evening.

Try killing yourselves

I don't think I did it right

Ladies first.

Just a moment...

Do i have to be edgy again?

Hm?

Nevermind. Grocery time!

Do it again and let me watch

No, I insist you go first.

You don't have to be yourself, no.

I hear that you don't even have to pay for groceries if you can outrun a cop car on foot while pushing a shopping cart.

SUCK MY FUCKING COCK, SLAVE.

Besides why not?

Morn'

Good evening.

gonna grab some uh
subway I think

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For eating, or for throwing into the trash in front of the homeless?

Ur as cold as mice
Willing to sacrifice
The cubed ice
Numbered one to thrice
Fuck the rice
Throw the dice
Colder than mice

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Fuuuuuck yeah

actually I'm going to felate it
maybe if I do good enough it will tell me it loves me

How I feel about the internet when I see this thread.

facebook.com/Sucklargediddly/videos/1013032975476700/

how i feel about the threads when i post
how are ya sabu

How I feel about that video.

I'm full of sammich and sweet tea. How was subway?

Maybe. Probably not, though.

smiles, do me a favor and beat up sabs.

:(

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wow
reactions on point
damn
I am also full of sammich
tea would be great but they just don't make it up here like they do in Texas

nothing ever does really

Aww. I oughtta brew a whole bunch and FedEx it your way.

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just like mama used to make

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:(((((((((((((((((((

Pony fags must die.

Says the furry scumlord

Mmmmmmm, lawdy.

Whassamadder, Scoot? Did you give your kitty a kiss for me?

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grr

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its hardly even 17 past noon
a bit early eh?

mfw i see ponies

it's an old pic. I haven't drank in a couple months now.

Honestly I like a good number of them.

ah good on you
your choice?
Good thing to give up

Oh yeah, he got sqooshed
Squishy sqooshed
Had to hold him down earlier to reapply medicine ms
He wasnt happy
Eh, just at work now not feeling it. Knowing its my last 3 shifts for a while kind if kills my motivation.
Regretting not putting any holidays in.
Hows you princess?
Im planning on overhauling a folder. Might gibe my prefab folder

How existential.

I never drank much. I just got bored and drank a few weeks. Seems to be how things go for me.

That's an understandable one
good on you thats responsible as fuck

Poor little guy. Has there been any improvement?

Understandable. I can't imagine how much it must suck right now. Sending positive thoughts your way.

more of a preference. I can't into alcohol too much.

never

What's your poison of choice then?
Not a fan of hangovers or just not how it feels?

I get rekt the day after i drink most times myself

This needs not be a thing

agree

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Yeah, I don't like how I feel afterwards and how it's too dangerous to go anywhere because of the police while drunk.

My poison of choice back in the day was pain killers. To get off them I had another poison of choice. That one made it to where I'm screwed up and need painkillers for real now.

Senpai can you stop it from being a thing?

fight me.

Thanks, and its a little soon to know how kitteh is. He'll be better soon though.
Thanks for the positivity. I don't feel like myself atm

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Hey Scoots! You are pretty darn awesome!

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Dangerous shit man
I apologize
things any bettter nowadays?

I can't do anythiing right really
not worth trying

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Thankies
Muchly appreciation
*le notice face*

a little. one battle after another.

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Nuh yo, you are my Bard bro there are few things you can do wrong!

le happy face I hope you feel better Scoots, you are great and much deserving of it!

Coraline is freaky

If you wanna fight so bad, stick your head up your ass and fight for air.

Yeah! Just remember that, Scooter! ♥

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It's so great to see a kids movie that's slow-paced and atmospheric.

'Sup?!

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speaks the troof!

You guys are invites to my house fir tea and cake

I need to rewatch some other time

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