A lewd thread for a lewd people

wait
dont look at me....

And what about the one that you're in?

Who's the guy who looks like Dr Doom?

Have you never bought cheap steak????
You can buy cheap steak and still cook it into a tasteful meal.
How are these simple concepts escaping you? Trying out different products to find something you like is like kindergarten levels of problem solving.

Just do it

I'll look in you then

I know my little brother is going to want to start drinking soon and I don't want him to start drinking at a young age but it's pretty inevitable since our family is full of heavy drinkers

I want to tell him to not drink until he's probably 18 or so but I really have no right of saying that the huge fucking alcoholic I am lmao

Being an older brother isn't easy ya know

Wow always blame soto
nice meme

Oh yeah, take ghostie out on a date already

I never make tcs
besides I have to use the laptop to cam so while I go grab it you make it and call it Mordinfuckingators

I'm currently in Petoria, so I'll have to check with The Man.

Aight
*bourbon burps*
Drink like a real man you fucking faggot

The piano on my chest has been replaced with a Yamaha keyboard. Thank you kindly.

They self-identify as that, actually. There are a few Mexican and Asian ones around here.

I should go to Little Caesar's too, that cheesy bread is the ticket, man.

You know what else is kindergarten level? Not looking down on people for mixing gatorade with your precious five dollar vodka. Go kiss a horse's ass while it's taking a dump.

I wish Smiles would stop taking gils side on everything just for some E-penis

That's MF DOOM one of the most influential 'underground' rappers rockin it
He's known for his cult classic Madvillainy
which he paired with producer madlib to create unique beats, and a monotonous reminniscient of gang star yet moody flow
He also has other great albuns like Operation D.O.O.M.S.D.A.Y , MM...Food, and one of my favorites, The Mouse and the Mask. He is also known to perform under alter egos as well, such as King Geedorah or Viktor Vaughn

oh wait it needs 2 g's

It is literally always your fault

And lol no she don't like me

I've never added anything to my drinks before.

Just make sure he doesn't smoke, screw the alcohol

Glad to hear it

Lewdz doushio

Vaudeville Villain is my favorite album by him

They're actually my favorite pizza chain. All my friends say they're shit and pizza hut is the best but everything I've ever had from pizza hut has just been SLOPPY and made me feel awful

I have no grounds to retort that statement.

Can I upload that video of you walking back from your bday when we went barhopping in LT/downtown on yt so I can post on here?

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You can do neither of those you fuck

Well you can go ahead having strong opinions on things you don't even take part in.
This was truly a joy to watch you throw a tantrum and portray yourself as a badmouthed child when confronted with a differing opinion.

I'm lazy so I just drink out of the bottle.

However i'm not retarded and think adding something makes me a girl.

WOW

BUT IAN ITS FUNNY

sup party ppl

I don't give a fuck

If you slather a church in A1 sauce does it become delicious and get you drunk?

Idunno.

Nini, threaders~

Pizza Hut tastes way better for the first slice, but man, that cheese gets to you when you start filling up. Dominoes is a pretty solid thin crust experience. I like lots of cheap pizza though, so it's hard to pick a favorite.

I haven't done it, so obviously I could never understand your simpleton point of view on the topic. Get stuffed. What's the point of arguing on the internet if you aren't going to have any fun? You are a husk. You aren't even fun to yell at on an online forum. How can one man be so empty?

Of course it doesn't, only skirts does that

Wait, so are Gilligan and Smiles a thing?

Hi

Bye

(Welma confirmed as user-Sama)

Going through my old windows phone pics

How old are these if I have a pic of the cig case you sent me for my bday when it had just came in?

fantastic taste my man

h-hello

I'm not that old. Jeesh.

And yes, I was seeing if anyone would say goodnight because fuck you I'm lonely.

friiiiennd

and pills

wheres...

ANU!

But the laziness does make you a girl though
js~

I could honestly live off little caesars
When I was 13 I ate nothing but two boxes for like a week. And I did this often.

ty fam

Howdy user -Sama.

Both of those terms are horrible.

I bet you were waiting for someone to reply to this one, too. You greedy little (you) piggy.

yo batr... how we?

Lloyd stop being a pedo

test never made the tc

Are you and Smiles dating?

how

Yes, they just issued an official statement on Twitter. She's having his baby, too.

youd probably like this meme better dad

shit how are you
my best friend gave me a shirt today!

My camera appears to not be working so not much point anyway.

They seem to enjoy being ambiguous about this.

GILLIGAN???

No he broke up with her for Lexi.

I am the piggy

See

Oh golly.
I'm so excited.

How fitting.

It is my pet name for him.

Already?

I'm really cautious about leftovers, I'd never eat a pizza after more than like 12 hours in the fridge. Now frozen pizzas, there is an industry that has greatly financially benefited from me.

im always shit...i want a shirt 2

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The flame was hot but short lived.

Suuuuuuuuuuuper old

Why?
Bad experience?

Skirts and pills.

I'm adding to my folders, anything you'd like to see more of?~

:3

What is your preferred brand? We have some fairly solid ones here

Yes.

Brightest stars burn fastest.

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...so general statement (read: read into this what you will)

youre pretty cute... i learned this once I understood whose image i downloaded in a batch last night

Who all is awake to play OW?

We have late night bible studies on how to destroy the homosexual agenda.

You should do your piggy thing while Paul does his walrus thing. I'd pay to see some nasty shit like that.

Just how I was raised, really. I know it doesn't make all that much sense. I'm like that about a lot of things.

instant regret upon rereading that...after it was posted

Oh
I dunno I'm bullshitting

Here

Why are you asking me like that?

Nows your chance to get her off he rebound

rude

*Genuine laughter*

i'm down to play if you are.

put me out of my misery guise im delirious

WOW TEST YOU WORK TOLERATING WITH NIGGERS AT THAT MAIL PLACE TO NOT AFFORD TO BUY A BETTER CAMERA?

SHAME ON YOU

damn son

Zero interest.

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Bad to the bone.

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yeh... i honestly dont know what all loads... i just load everything. honestly wasnt tryna creep.

had to ask for more intel.

Would you believe me even if I said there was no particular reason?

what, are you 18 yet

Hah, gaaaayyy

regret...

sama what did you do today : )

I am

Probably not

Irrational?

bump

work... forever work

I'm bad to the bone-r.

it builds character
yoyu're a railroad worker?

Now that's what I like to hear.

Yeah. My mom still gets uppity if I go to the park down the street by myself.

division manager cn railway

I'll see what I can find based on what I think I know then

How long has this been going on?

What all do you know? I'm kinda interested to see what you come back with.

youtu.be/YEjqv4MMyR8?t=269

Natty Ice beerbongs at 10am are so much fun

Um, what specifically?

Eh? What the fuck lol

now thats a fucking job
that right there is something to be proud of
you knwo what i do i work at a fucking kfc taco bell
pays the bills and supports the family?

Have you heard the good news?

I mean we can talk on uuuhhhhhhhhhh steam

no it's just this pic

or some cuddles after

it pays, and drive me into the nuthouse tbh

You should probably see a doctor.

?

no steam... discord, hangouts. skype

Wait wait what about??

She means well. And that park is pretty fucking sketchy sometimes.

No need to get queer, dude.

whys that my man?
what is stressful about it?

hurry

im a glorified babysitter of grown ass adults

youtube.com/watch?v=O_5n82WOQ0g

discord.
add me wtf, i'm in the animus 2 chat. "fuckin' Cooki"

Is it a bad neighborhood?

Oic

Aren't you a doctor??

You can call anyone dude. It is a neutered term.

ah... there you are

and you probably make a fucking killing with it

that sounds likea great job tbh

It's on the precipice of a bad neighborhood. Instead of the other side of the tracks, we have the other side of the park.

I hate people so much this week

WELL....
I
hate YOU!!!!

I see.
So you could go down a slide and end up getting robbed at knifepoint.
Rip

dunno bout killing

I MADE 7.75 AN HOUR BRUH

lloyd post an irl pic of oyu

They'd probably just try to peddle highly cut drugs on you. Still unpleasant though.

Bard that's so mean
The tears are making it even harder to type on my phone

I know some medical things, yes.

come join the animus 2 voice chat

The what?

DISCORD*

I'm in a discord with Squash and Al at the moment. I also am not able to talk because it's late right now.

aw im sorry i didnt mean to be a bully
whats wrong buddy

..sucks being creepy old guy.

I'm working myself to death

you are charming friend

why not request day off?

ima just drank til i feel less ancient and dusty

thats ho tf it done boiii

Just imagine how bad you're going to feel once you're actually over the hill.

each dead soldier knocks off a year lol
so... ima need a case

hopefully dide b4 that lol

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When your grandmas lil hut with lights actually makes a great smoke spot

How much does Hard liquor take off my man

Saturday is my day off
Plus I'll be missing out on that sweet ot

I have faith in your death. I'm rooting for you.

bout 3 fifs outta do it

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glad i got a cheerleading sqaud for my impending demise

moar cute plox

It's all anyone in this world can hope for.

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Ganbatte neko chan ganbatte!

yay go team

ok

I think I'm going to overdose
on theobromine
its been nice knowing you guys

that was awesome... do it again

Not that nice.

stay and get dusty salt like sama... know my feels

I don't think I'm going to make it tho

Are you going to eat a LOOOOT of chocolate?

The deed is already done...I can feel it already........

Bard should I put on a suit? Its been ages since I tc'd with a suit

theres aa tac?

would do a fukken tc...

fffff link plox

over 4 grams raw cocao to cause poisoning...

is this happening
my mac is slow af

im slangin ounces niggggaaaaa

can you make webm's?

He's in love with the cocao.

yessum...

to what quantity batr

will u make me one sometime .//.

self poast?

i puts it in my nose

got dat qp like burger king

a webm uuu

Say no more fam

tinychat.com/mordinfucksgators

i'd like to request on to be made pls

would prolly pass out from insulin shock and puke before overdose, js

join me in tc, get live

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tomorrow k?

:(

ty

i want a webm made :(

Mordin do I look nice in a suit?

tinychat.com/mordinfucksgators

tomorrow pls k thx

it's forgotten by then...
it will be too late.

I'm too tired.

Holy shit, Luka you are beyond ungrateful.

wow

...bored.

come tc with us...

mording an SLUT

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mordin y u no a soto

Link to TC?

why?

tinychat.com/mordinfucksgators

Mordin is such a piece of shit

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nothing's happening

I just tried to get in the TV on my phone
It is the worst thing I've ever experienced

TC*

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ok

*cooks hashbrowns*

LoL, nigga you cant afford food, what you on about?

just whatevs... less cute nao

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oh well

cuteness level dropping...

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Isn't he your type? Gay bears?
You should give him food money for cummies.

rekt

Also, I'm just bypassing the filter.
:^)

I fuck dogs. Not retards.

level nul

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Now there's a campaign slogan.

I mean, would he be less intelligent than a chihuahua?

Im wearing a suit to impress Mordin and he wont look

what a cock tease

hi buddy hats up wiith you today are you feeling any better?

mordin a shit

You need to be like 12 years older for Mordin's tastes.

Yes.
Less manipulative too.

Not much. might sleep more.

Mordin, I demand that you let Soto woo you, right this instant.

i wish I could rub it for you with my tongue

I need to play league more

But just looks at how hairy and chubby Luka is.
He's like your dream guy if he took too many blows to the head.

*plays some mood music for mordin and soto

W-what?!

gonna join the Mordin hate bandwagon and talk shit

Fuck you Mordin

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Men and manchildren arent the same.

shut up

*pets kitty cat*

:)

I dont know why i said that sorry

The both include Adam Sandler and Jim Carrey.

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I did not say stop.

Yeah, I wouldn't fuck Luka.
I have zero respect for someone that disgusting.

I am technologically incompetent. I can't get sound to play for anything now and for some reason I can't get YouTube videos to load.

Going to sleep a bit.

sleepy?

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nini

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You're the the Grinch but instead of your heart growing three sizes, you grew standards.

*hugs*

I use Chrome.

If I post nothing but anime girls, would you think I was an irl 10/10 lesbian girl teehee xD btw way?

REPEAT THE SAME STEPS.
JUST WITH CHROME AND ITS PLUGIN CONTAINERS.

-hug- u.u

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u_u
ded thred tonight... *yawns*
maybe i'll lie down for a lil bit

I AM TRYING TO HELP THE DRUNK/MENTALLY RETARDED.

nini luka

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what is the difference between a good person
and a good poster

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why do you feel like Dirt friend

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aw come on whats that supposed to mean

What is The Good?

Nothing wrong in that arena. I was having this issue a few hours ago and I just unplugged my speakers and plugged them back in and problem solved. I was even talking on Discord until just before I opened the tinychat

I'll just fix it tomorrow.

I....I don't know.....

Maybe that is why you've asked. But can someone not be a bad poster and a good person? and vice versa can't a good psoter be a bad person?
What qualifies someone as Good in either sense.
I mean, Trump to me is a bad person, but for some other people he is good.

i wish to findthe subjective good value that is good in every case

Suuuuure you will

sleep when lol

That all depends on whether you want the job or not.

its in the afternoon...ill just go in tweaked the fuck out on coffee

At least that will give them an accurate depiction of you.

you mean constantly sleep deprived by my difficult to explain online activities?

That would be amazing bardo

got a game face for that... and it will turn into me interviewing them tbh.

they gotta earn they privy with me

You'd better get to work practicing that explanation, it will prove invaluable in a court of law someday.

*hugs and squeezes*

But that's difficult. It took me hundreds of hours to even have mini-bossmode.

its really not difficult... i make sweet memes with a bunch of autists and minors

get on mah level niga

Typically, but not necessarily, at the same time.

Maybe when I pick up my family's diabetes. Until then, though.

and i swear i didnt know her age til she told me... and i got a new creepy old guy award. fun times were had

bitches dunno where i keep mah genetics

Don't worry, what middle aged man was ever arrested for indecent conduct with a minor? Never gonna happen. The case would get laughed out of court.

As long as you keep them off of me, you can have them anywhere you'd like.

there wasnt any... lol

*douses u with genetics

None but for a brief flash in your mind's eye, that is.

Maybe that was my plan all along. Maybe you played right into it.

...im under 18

pedo

It must feel really, really bad to fall outside the scope of Romeo and Juliet laws.

dont be shy
try the slut out

captured and deleted from minds eye

aaaaand here we go

not really...

no sir, get that v& right quick for sure

i wish i had a click remote so i could fast forward my life

I don't see you in any rush to empty the recycle bin, however.

What can future lawmakers do to make it feel really, really bad? And how can we make it fall under the scope of "hard on crime"?

its gone jim...zero bonner achieved

Well, yeah, sure, but that doesn't mean much when you can't pop one in the first place without a handful of pills.

really should go ahead and change those load filters tho... prolly unhealthy to down everything without filtering it

ohhhhh snap

strong liek bull

all the old jokes...

What does this even mean

but it's already so short why would u waste it

sama a pedo old man too

i run a script that downloads every image whatever forum im using... it does so automatically

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*ignores doots comment

its nice being a meme...

Oh, okay. The breaking up of "download" into its constituent "load" and "down" really threw me.

Its breakfast time, theres no need to be afraid, at breakfast time!
/brekkie

Got him.

sorry if my terminology cause you confusion...

It's okay, I understand that the lingo has changed since the infancy of newsgroups.

1999 was a good year...

Sama's kind of kawaii.

...then it searches in the background for duplicates and removes them. so i dont end up with 20 copies of the same dumb image doots posts

o stahp

Sure was, dude. Just getting that first taste of potty training.

Modern day compulsive scrapbooking.

Fuck my cocktail

if only i could get it to sort in subfolders for me...

lol newfag

All I heard was "fuck," "cock," and "tail." I'm in.

I couldn't even form reliable long-term memories yet, I'm not sure it gets any more care free than that.

it reverses itself around 70 i hear... i havent had the luxury yet, sadly

Sounds like the perfect project for the night before a big interview.

Yeah, too bad that you shoot your wife because you think she's a burglar while you shit yourself at that age, instead of just shitting yourself, like when you were little. But there's no use living in the past.

sleep now...woo

bai ppl

Okay bye

yea but ur gay tho

TAG ME IN SAMA, TAG ME IN!

whoooo is awake that wants to listen to me for a bit whilst i vent?

sama is an old man

Sleep is death, etc

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I don't think he's kawaii in a way that involves me being gay for him. Just look at his personality and how he reacts to e-bullying and stuff, though. If he wasn't an old man and was just a talking cat or something that would be great.

u e-dated bart

The ones that feign ignorance are the most dangerous

What's a good movie to watch on Netflix

Why does it have to be Netflix

So any rough estimates as to how big Blood-chan's tits are?

It doesn't
I just need something to make me not bored

;-;

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Say that you feel horrible with one's self... what is a good way to cheer up again?

That pic is a masterpiece

booze

That's what got me depressed in the first place. ;w;

I lost my keys, ipod and made a twat out of myself two days ago.

find out why
then fix it

can't be that bad.

Therapy or doctor's visit. I'm telling you, get yourself checked out now before this shit builds up your whole life and you have no means to control it anymore.

Well... it is and it isn't.
It is a very minor thing but it cost me a lot of money.

£30 for lock smith, £40 on drinks, lost a £30 ipod... that's like a whole month of money for me; and if I could only just get another job, I would make that back in a week. ;-;

I know exactly where to go if that is the case.
MindMatters, I was on CBT there but had to quit it for my job.

But now there isn't work in my job, hence why I'm probably doing silly shit and regretting it like mad since I haven't got that same routine anymore.

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Well, I'll have to go back to the scene of my crimes; which I really don't wanna... to see if I can get my ipod back.

Either I need to learn to control drinking or get some friends so if I do go nuts on booze, I have someone to keep an eye on me at least.

Why not both?

Don't you mean Ikarous?

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Thanks Holla Forums
This place cheered me up where videogames can't. ;w;

Oh yeah.
Well shit.

... like, how do people make friends nowadays?

I'm not like 'duh, I'm retarded and don't know how to make friends', but in a sense that people are mostly out to get stuff done... like shopping and such so one doesn't have many opportunities to talk to strangers in a neutral setting.

Go to places where strangers talk in neutral settings. Avoid bars cuz you can't handle your alcohol. I suggest farmer's markets, and/or find meetups of people who enjoy what you enjoy

I wish I was a alive to enjoy 80's animu

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Like, honestly, I'm really hoping if we can catch this shit early enough you won't have to end up with it long term, because it's like meeting a terrible fate bro

What?

-takes you for a jog with me-

What?

You said you wish you were alive to enjoy 80's animu. You can still do that you know.

huh..?

Nevermind...

Going for a jog, bbl

Well, funny you should say that; I'm volunteering to help running a market tomorrow.

This will be great because I'll meet lots of people and two, I get to do something for free so now I can like... redeem a little bit of myself.

It isn't something major I got, it's like... I have babby anxiety and tend to act awkward.

And I don't really seem to grasp the notion of :stop drink: when I do start drinking, so when I get a hangover or do something stupid, I pretty much wanna 'kyalldayerryday'.

Even so, I really fucking want my therapist back, just a person to tell me to 'Right, sit down, plan the day, do this, this and this and you should be alright in 2 weeks'

Yes i know that.

Oh yeah, I remember going over those kinds of benefits, however I have fallen very far and have to catch up to that part again.

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