ITT: characters who are literally you.
shlubba dubba wub wub!
my iq is so high tests can't measure it
you were undercover in a biker gang for 8 years?
I was just about to make a thinly veiled Vampires thread with this OP.
I'm alternate universe Rust
So, you murdered your wife for asking too many zodiac questions?
A man with a flight plan, but no plane
what a tortured existence
Great premise, shitty movie.
Still better than From Dusk til Dawn, though.
it was funny when all the fedoras got ass pained when he started to get all spiritual after his near death experience.
Nah, she once watched me doing standup and that gave her cancer.