ITS FUCKING HAPPENING
GET THE FUCK IN HERE BROS
DAN SCHNEIDER HAPPENING
Matthew Jones
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Noah Wright
Clean cut Danny, no way.
Andrew Garcia
PLEASE BE REAL
bump
John Wilson
Sources are starting to come in
archive.fo
WE DID IT REDDIT
Jonathan Martin
HERE
WE
GO
Wyatt Peterson
does anyone have that creepy Jennette McCurdy video where she says "look what you did to me Dan"?
i wish she would jump on this and spearhead the pedo investigation
Andrew Hill
Wyatt Mitchell
post yfw
Angel Cook
Please help
Eli Barnes
pedos continually getting btfo
whos next?
Justin Watson
Christopher Edwards
At least he has good taste, feet are patrician.
Jonathan Sanders
2018 is kill
Asher Torres
You
Angel Jackson
YOUR DAD
Camden Brooks
Donald Drumpf and his hillbilly nazi supporters
Juan Torres
Armpits > feet
Jace Cox
all me
Christian Lopez
me
Wyatt Murphy
He's hurting me
Bentley Miller
Ayuda
Adam Thompson
What's his name?
Levi Lewis
Diddling Scheinderstein
Alexander Lopez
Only if the armpits are hairy
Jackson Jackson
in what context is sitting on a grown man's lap (other than santa) appropriate?
Adrian Davis
I wanna go home
Kevin Gray
Camden Gray
Your dad
A decent uncle
A decent grandpa
A family doctor known for a long time
A decent family friend who has lived through a lot with said family
Isaiah Phillips
Dan “The Man” Schneider
Dan "The Biter" Schneider
Dan "The Spider" Schneider
Dan "The Defiler" Schneider
Dan "The Plunger" Schneider
Dan "The Bladder" Schneider
Dan "Teen Bedder" Schneider
Dan “Rough Ryder” Schneider
Dan "No Lube Required" Schneider
Dan "The Despoiler" Schneider
Dan "Get in The Van" Schneider
Dan "Cunny Hoarder" Schneider
Dan "I've Had Tighter" Schneider
Dan "The Fart Inhaler" Schneider
Dan “Deep Inside Her” Schneider
Dan "The Overnighter" Schneider
Dan "Came Inside Her" Schneider
"Please Mister, Slower" Schneider
Dan "The Rough Rider" Schneider
Dan "The Diaper Slider" Schneider
Dan “The Cheek Divider” Schneider
Dan "The Virginity Taker" Schneider
Dan "The Hymen Divider" Schneider
Dan "The Cervix Wrecker" Schneider
Dan "This One's a Bleeder" Schneider
Dan “The Hymen Collider” Schneider
Dan "The Demolition Man" Schneider
Dan "The Pussy Annihilator" Schneider
Dan "The Starlet Sodomizer" Schneider
Dan "The Junior High Insider" Schneider
Dan "Already Creampied Her" Schneider
Dan "Goes Wild with your Child" Scheider
Dan "But I Poop From There, Mister" Schneider
Dan "Wham Bam Thank You Ma'am" Schneider
Dan "We Got Ourselves A Screamer" Schneider
Best Man Dan "The Warmth Provider" Schneider
Dan "Say Goodbye To Your Brown Eye" Schneider
Dan “Hold her tighter, she’s a Fighter” Schneider
Dan "Gimme That Cunny if You Want the Money" Schneider
Dan "The Man With The Plan To Get Kids In His Van" Schneider?
Samuel Reyes
I sense something weird afoot here, you don't just bring a guy like Dan schneider to heel so easily, that's no mean feet. As the sole perpetrator of these crimes, Schneider really knows how to toe the line. It's good they are trying to sock it to him but i'm just not seeing the ankle they're going for here.
Oliver Ortiz
James Ortiz
You cheeky bastard..
Colton Nguyen
Dan Under a cloud of suspicion over the treatment of some young stars Schneider
Dan Well documented temper issues for years Schneider
Brody Ortiz
When said grown man would make you stick your toes in his butthole if you don't sit on his lap.
Austin Bennett
who?
Andrew Barnes
They're never gonna be able to pin anything on good old Danny boy. He's clean from top to bottom and has covered his tracks with the expertise of a true pioneer of his craft.
Luis Morris
git out
Luke Hernandez
Is this that fucker with the foot fetish? If so good riddance.
Henry Adams
...
Ryder Smith
Dirty Dan "The Rough Rider, Pile Driver, Hymen Divider, Cum Inside Her" Schneider
Alexander Kelly
wtf i love 2018 now
Caleb Robinson
HE WON'T GET AWAY WITH IT ANYMORE
Xavier Allen
he already got away with it and he's worth 20 million
Colton Rogers
Logan Diaz
This is going to be a good year
Mason Robinson
Gavin Evans
Dubs or trips say Dan gets raped in prison
Andrew Sanders
YOUR FRIENDS FATE BELONGS TO THE CARDS NOW
Nathan Rivera
checked
Lucas Walker
Angel Clark
And there's another Ferguson brewing right now hopefully. Shit's about to get comfy.
Noah Howard
CHECKED
Ayden Cox
Don't drop the soap Danny boy
Jeremiah Gomez
if dubs it's BBC
if singles it's lil' white dick
Oh shit tell me more
Elijah Cooper
Oy vey rape jokes are never funny
Easton Davis
dubs says he dies of aids
Henry Morris
Some nigger, who of course dindu nuffin, got guddified by a group of cops in front of his mamas house. Just look up "Sacramento shooting" and it's everywhere.
Aaron Wood
Won't happen, the media at the moment are busy with anti-gun protests and that other whore.
Chase Davis
WHMBT?
Jack Gutierrez
mfw sacrementofag
shit boys I don't even own a gun
Nathan Diaz
Why the fuck not?
Oliver Bailey
BETTER GET TO OWNIN THEN
Blake Mitchell
pretty normal
Nolan Scott
What was against Schneider, the complaints or the behavior?
THOSE DAMN UNDERAGE ACTRESSES NEED TO STOP ABUSING DAN SCHNEIDER!
Leo Ross
:^)
Angel Ortiz
Right here
Camden Murphy
that is such an obvious cry for help holy shit
Samuel James
Isn't Jim a footfag?
Hunter Bailey
No, he made something mocking footfags.
He is a ricemixer, though.
Jordan Torres
Isaac Bell
Her eyes have a watery sheen to them that makes it look like she's tearing up and only holding back from crying for some reason.
Daniel Campbell
gee I wonder
Benjamin Cooper
...
Eli Morgan
AWWWWWWWWW SHIT
Dan "Dirty Dan" Schneider
Dan "The Cunny Man" Schneider
Dan "Get in the Van" Schneider
Dan "Casting Couch is the Plan" Schneider
Dan "Little Girl, Take my Hand" Schneider
William Bailey
Miranda is a qt, do you think she made it out ok, lads?
Brody Jones
Jaxon Ross
Poast yfw he finally WON’T keep getting away with it
Oliver Martinez
Look carefully at the expression on Dan's face in that picture then look at hers, and tell me what you think
Zachary Nguyen
it's more than that. taking a step back you can see that he has this devious/diabolical, delighted look on his face, and she has this tensed/frozen (in fear) look on her face.
Samuel Reed
Ano, you magnificent bastard!
Is it too early to press F for ol’ Dan?
Liam Reed
Justin Rivera
Christian Miller
Fuck you
Luke Diaz
I think the expression on his face is saying "I fucking own you, and you know it."
Joshua Scott
Paul is such a good actor but he wastes it on shitty commercials.
Gavin Hughes
~~!
John Fisher
That's correct, soyime poster
Ian Bailey
Nathaniel Fisher
heh
Owen Nelson
Have you seen him in that show about the cult? All he does is sigh and talk under his breath for 60 mins.
Ryan Reyes
That's enough, Austin
Brayden Evans
What's he thinking, Holla Forums?
Adrian James
"The Manchester Bombing is gonna be the second most traumatic night of her life…"
Jaxson Price
Hurley is top-tier mommy material
Colton Fisher
What brilliant new and wholesome entertainment series for children we will develop next, of course.
Henry Morgan
Xavier Brooks
Well he's probably set for life from Breaking Bad so he wings everything now.
Sebastian Taylor
Luke Green
Maybe but it is more likely he is only really suited for one or very few types of roles. Scumbag kid and the like.
Liam Cruz
he will probably get the same muh based Trump deal they're all getting
just resign, go retire with millions/billions and fukn nothing else will happen
before you mention sealed indictments, remember there was a reason they were sealed, to stop you from knowing
Aiden Fisher
Barry?
Carson Butler
docudrama material tbh
Sebastian Lopez
So all he did was lose his temper at some members of the staff and they finally had enough of it?
Zachary Johnson
It's more likely they were planning on getting rid of him for a while now and just recently found the perfect excuse that wasn't too controversial.
James Jenkins
F
The latest victim of the "Metoo" scam.
His fun for the whole family shows will be missed.
Julian Jenkins
Joseph Torres
Nigel?
John Hernandez
He's still getting away with it. Everyone knows he diddled the kids, but all they could possibly do to him is get rid of him for being rude a few times. Dan is truly untouchable. He must be the smartest man in Hollywood.
Noah Johnson
well he is jewish
Isaac Baker
how can you tell?
Andrew Parker
...
Owen Martinez
dual dubs. raped in prison by bbc
Christopher Carter
Oy vey! How dare these goyim get rid of Dan "The Horny Hebrew" Schneider?!
THAT'S ANNUDAH SHOAH!
SHUT IT DOWN!
CALL IN THE GOLEMS!
Matthew King
his last name is literally (((SCHNEIDER)))
Ryder Ward
...
Jackson Rodriguez
Putting parentheses around his surname is literally not an argument.
Benjamin Nguyen
Schneider is a pretty common German surname is it not? I'm gonna need some more compelling evidence than that before sending him to get deloused.
Angel Cooper
(((German)))
Parker Nguyen
Well he works in hollywood so if he wasn't jewish before he is now
Lincoln Nelson
lets be honest user we both know he has some jewish in him
Dominic Martin
You can't become a jew by converting. Jews don't consider you one of them and never will unless you are a jew by birth. Judaism is passed down through the mother.
Blake Martin
not being able to tell when something's a joke is a sign of autism
Samuel Edwards
We meme magicked it into reality, boys. The price we had to pay was the complete kikefication of Blonald Blumpf, but we broght Brendan back AND struck Dan "Cummies In Their Tummies" Schneider down for good. It's all worth in the end.
Jayden Cox
/a/ fags know that in order to summon Dan 'Dark' Schnieder, you have to sacrifice the chastity of a young girl and he will appear from inside a young boy.
Noah Morris
Not being able to tell funny jokes and still thinking you're comedic is a sign of autism.
Blake Allen
What did he mean by this
Aiden Gutierrez
BYE BYE, PEDO KIKE!
checked
Benjamin Hernandez
Fuck off faggot.
Nolan Jackson
Sebastian Butler
God I can't wait to openly kill commies like you in the streets on day of the rope.
Asher Nguyen
yeah yeah cry more wh*te boi
Easton Anderson
Calm down, folks, it's all just a (((coincidence))), nothing to see here!
James Bell
Hi Patrick. Imitating ecelebrities to the point you;re made fun of for it regularly is also a sign of autism.
literally 90% of Holla Forums is autistic
Jonathan Baker
So any proof or are all you anti-semites just jumping on the chance to accuse an innocent Chosen?
Ethan Reed
Just try Drumpf cuck. The cholesterol clogging your artery's will kill you before youl touch any of my comrades.
Leo Wilson
how the fuck did he sneak this in?
Carter King
its interesting how all of these supposed harassers and rapists are jewish people…. also interesting how the same russian bots that pushed for antisemitic pepe the frog memes and gamergate are supporting these witch hunts……. this is LITERALLY how the persecution of jews started in nazi germany.
Hunter Kelly
Does Dan "scream and your career is over" Schneider also have a mommy fetish?
Thomas Thompson
Cavemom's 2 sounds kino
I just realized that reads as cavemom is 2… What a creep.
Wyatt Gray
Ain't it right, Shlomo Jr.?
Luis Reyes
What?
Bentley Garcia
That Dan Schnieder is a real Bastard!
John Anderson
Friendly reminder to MEME RESPONSIBLY otherwise you might get an innocent man convicted on molestation charges.
Brody Bell
Post rare Dans.
Bentley Gomez
i'll 2 ur mom's cave nerd
Luis Lopez
Cavemom's 2 testicles
Levi Moore
go away Dan's lawyer.
Christopher Sanchez
Dan the motherfuckin man, slaying that prime loli and teen pussy before Chad even gets a chance
Liam Taylor
Dan "Sloppy seconds for Chad" Schneider
Caleb Ramirez
It's a word game, it's Dan's way to mock you and the child's mothers. Cave as in "cave in to Dan to get in" :^). Same shit with "Dan's pizza".
Levi Ortiz
/ourkike/ Dan only hires the best.
Aiden Cooper
Dylan Perry
Why are you all encouraging this slander against a wholesome and hardworking man?
William James
The Shneider shit is like Pizzagate, it's a fucking LARP and everyone knows it. I'll be shocked if actual allegations surface. I could be wrong, but I'm not buying it because I know the source of most of the accusations are shitposters trying to meme it into reality.
Connor Bailey
Fat, virgin, MRA, neckbeareded retards don't have anything better to do. A bit pathetic really.
David Rogers
So its real?
Easton Stewart
ironic shitposting is still shitposting
I bet you're a sweetie poster as well
Nathaniel Rivera
...
Liam Jenkins
Literally orwellian fuck off fascist prick.
Luis Ward
Samuel Reyes
*damage control intensifies*
Ayden Martinez
t. fat, virgin, MRA, neckbeareded retard
William Anderson
Cameron Bell
Case closed then. Pack it up fellas.
Jose Cruz
He can keep getting away with this.
Brody James
Yeah. Pizzagate was always real but by the time the Clinton emails were disseminated fully, it was already too late. In fact, it wouldn't surprise me if it had been too late for a long time. The clean up was probably months ago and the trail was already cold by the time we all reached a very grim reality.
We all knew that there was something there but our noses were out in the cold for too long.
Elijah Wilson
Wow
Brody Mitchell
any guesses who she could mean?
Elijah Perez
She's lying or she doesn't exist. Hollywood Reporter probably would like to keep this particular story hush hush because of the implications.
If Dan goes down, he'll name names and he'll squeal on everybody. Guy is a fat disgusting pig who wouldn't last a second in jail and would throw everybody under the bus if it benefits him.
Blake Allen
Soon…
Nathaniel Cooper
Nathaniel Ward
This isn't Holla Forums this is tv pls go
Asher Ross
cry harder, your idol is done
Ryan Clark
It wasn't. I was in the original threads. People who think it's real were down stream and don't get that people were mainly trying to meme magic something to incendiary to throw at the Clinton camp. It's why Holla Forums doesn't talk about it anymore, there's real leads because the thing was a phantom based on weird coincidences that actually don't have the meaning they were implied to have.
Nicholas Baker
*no real leads
David Ross
Holla Forums is always ri-
Easton Price
? This board is about television not pedofiles
Justin Turner
ght about nothing
Chase Mitchell
trips confir-
Colton Cox
Holla Forums is a family board
Wyatt Jackson
Tons of CP in workers' profiles and fetish dungeons in the pizza place is not proof?
Thomas Murphy
oy gevalt, nothing to see here goy! It's all slander, libel,conspiracy! :^)
Mason Cox
Pedophiles create television.
Ryder Morales
Don't worry, we will get it right this time around.
Leo Cook
Jaxson Myers
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?
Easton Brooks
Cunny Man Dan
Christopher Wilson
Jeremiah Stewart
Yeah, the christians have a great track record of that. Your next post is a reply with the jews expelled 666 times only to never have the realization that the christians let them back in 667 times.
Jack White
and it only took this long
Levi Butler
Oh, NO, NO, NO, FIGHT AGAINST ANTISEMITISM
Joshua Ramirez
Connor Smith
Henry Wilson
If you had studied History you would have known by now that they were brought back by the monarchs and the nobility, NOT BY THE LOCAL PEOPLE.
The motives were purely financial and economic.
Reported for slander and defamation
Anthony Clark
Oh, well that settles it. Nothing more to see.
Jose Nelson
Prom Mom sounds like a crappy made for TV Hallmark movie.
Matthew Myers
kind of like how the cosmopolitain elites' ravenous greed has them implementing mass immigration against the locals' wishes
Samuel Nelson
What did they mean by this?
Joshua Lopez
That was my feeling too. That one initial pizza pic was spammed in such a way that I could tell something wasn't natural. I decided to let it go rather than be shouted down because I know if anons put their minds to finding pedo cover ups, they would.
I also assumed it was a bit of a wild goose chase to get anons to stop looking into the Clinton Foundation and those leaked emails so thoroughly
Christian Diaz
Nicholas Stewart
Lincoln Cruz
Did Holla Forums fabricate the Franklin Scandal too?
Ayden Mitchell
They only fabricated Dutroux affair
Logan Jackson
Nathan Gomez
Xavier Jones
*inhales*
Joseph Davis
He'll never top BrBa so he doesn't bother. Instead he just cashes in when he wants to buy a new car or whatever. Can't really blame him tbh.
This is literally how power works. Power and people with skeletons are like chocolate and peanut butter. The power helps you hide the skeletons, and other people's skeletons make them open to manipulation by you. Being a homo used to be unspeakable enough but that's normal now so they have to get crazier with pedophilia and shit.
James Hill
I used to be on Dan's side until I learned he's a Jew.
That means, not only is he confirmed pedo, he also DESERVE to go down for it.
Jacob Clark
Just search up "hotdog", "pizza", "cheese", etc. on WikiLeaks and there's tons of suspicious shit (ex: Obama flying in $35k worth of "hotdogs" from Chicago for a 100 person event). They're circumstantial leads, but leads nonetheless.
Parker Cook
the leads are weak
Andrew Cox
You don't have brass balls.
Austin Carter
YOU'RE WEAK
Juan Gutierrez
Pretty much.
Ryder James
Have we started the fire?
Nolan Adams
not gonna lie this is a reddichan thread
Levi Fisher
Dan "the man with the plan and a van" Schneider!
Lucas Reyes
no im patrick dipshit not him
Asher Cruz
It's begin.
Samuel Reed
SHUT IT DOWN
Jackson Green
hello autism my old friend
Josiah Powell
OH NO NO NO
Jaxson Thompson
Why is this happening?
David Bennett
They do, but there's been no new material for months. But you've only heard about this from ebin debunkers who you never doubt like a good goy
Zachary Hughes
fucking hell
Lucas Cook
They wouldn't fire him over nothing after years of turning a blind eye to his escapades. They know something's up and are trying to distance themselves ahead of time so they can claim plausible deniability.
Adrian Russell
...
Tyler Phillips
What a joke.
Justin Garcia
==WAS HE /OURGUY/==?
Luis Long
cumskins are the most inferior race in history
Ian Hughes
Cooper Lopez
Dan "preteen invader" schneider
Dan "pitchless player" schneider
Dan "shutup goy while I fiddle your boy" schneider
Dan "beats his meat to underage feet" schneider
Isaiah Bennett
Those dubs do not lie
Ian Jackson
The Schneider rises!
Luis Cox
Dan "I sucked your toes, and now i'm on a death row" Schnider
Nicholas Wilson
Fuck off, Dan.
Andrew Moore
Dan 'The man in the van' Schneider
Ethan Butler
BUMP
Logan Myers
Dan "Spread her Wider" Schneider
Dan "Hymen Divider" Schneider
Dan "I'm Going Inside Her" Schneider
What if he's actually completely innocent and we've been attributing horrible crimes to a gentle giant with an innocent love of children and children's entertainment?
Brandon Cruz
If he's innocent, he's still weird as fuck for a whole bunch of reasons that should be looked into. He totally had to play unethically to get into the position he did.
That said, that would suck a bit if he was innocent on the pedo side. Mostly because of the undeserved ass reaming in prison he'd get in such a case.
Joshua Brooks
>Dan "The Horny Hebrew" (((Schneider)))
When even Jewgle turns down on your kikery, it's time to inhale the Zyklon.
Jack Wilson
Dan "I'll rub your feet" Schneider
Owen Morales
Dan "I have plenty of pics" Schneider
Logan Smith
Dan "Ketchup All Over Her Feet" Schneider.
Notice how it is the clip #92 - which means that Danny Boy here has at least 91 other similar clips ready
Bentley Russell
LURK MOAR
None of these rhyme.
Lucas Scott
They don't rhyme, but those are words he actually wrote himself.
Kevin Reyes
More proof that foot fetishism is the worst fetish.
James Ortiz
Dan "take my dick to get on nick" Schneider
Dan "let me squirt a load in to get on Nickelodeon" Schneider
Colton Torres
Dan "Nickelodian is my Van" Schneider
James Perry
Dan "Van Spider" Schneider
Dylan Butler
Dan "Drug her, tie her, slip inside her, backwards forwards, don't hold back just let loose in her womb and paint it white like an interior decorator on his generous base layer, wait 9 months and pay off the family" Schneider
Jaxson Campbell
That is best vary funny I not semfag thenk yew
Jordan Ward
Let's decode Schneider's sick twisted mind.
Clearly the most coveted of lolita cunny (the empress) didn't appreciate Schneider's advances, but he proceeded anyway. Schneider is subliminally communicating this.
Cavemom's two what? Obviously he's talking about her daughters, which he doubtlessly had his way with. Maybe the dirty setting of a cave appeals to his foot fetish.
No doubt referring to the dreaded pubic hair that grows once a girl starts to become too old for Dan Schneider
Teen pregnancy. Need I say more? Also, fancy prom shoes, for his footfaggotry.
The aftermath of Schneider's usual escapades
Pretty hot and tempting camp. No doubt Schneider's sick fantasies about having complete control over girls at a summer camp.
Isaiah Richardson
Dan "get in the van" Schneider.
Parker Rivera
What does that mean?
Charles Adams
everyone's talking about Dan Schneider, but can we get some love for the superior Dan?