New threads suck

I am okay with images like this.

Humid as hell too
Did you catch any rain a few days ago?

But I'm straight to it's cream pies for you >///>

I'm doing pretty fucking good. Keeping up with the gym and got a raise today. Think I might go out to LA again soon.

yeah, it rained all night I think. it was super humid the next day. today has been less so, but still pretty hot.

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or not ?

nice~!

Post reds please

store.steampowered.com/app/438490/

God Eater is worth it.
If you pre-order it before the end of the month, you'll get God Eater Resurrection (a remake of the first game with updated systems and graphics) with it.

I got caught in a bit of the storm
Couldn't see the buildings on the side of the road. Was pretty neat

I'm going to dip out for a bit so have a good night Cooki

okokok

Tokai, I'll give you half of this pizza if you agree to spitroast Rin with me

wasn't raining while I was awake. that sounds pretty nice though.

Go to bed, Tokai.
You're drunk (again).

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Tokai's gone to bed already.

Kinda wanna jew 666 from Cookie now.

You would have shit tastes enough to watch that.

Jack I'll give you half this pizza if you help spitroast Rin with me

rin do it

It's from Cosco, it's got everything on it

Moogs nobody was supposed to see that

.

you too.

666

I swear to god 'll get it

Hail Satan.

I wouldn't touch Jack with a 100 yard pole.

I GOT IT

YOUR SLOW ASS

HAH

Wow.

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I waited my turn

You didn't use an image.
Doesn't count as a get, IMO, you cheaped out of it.

I feel like I'm actually going to die from sleep deprivation one day.

The sleep deprivation can't get to me if I don't experience sleep to be deprived of it!

Take that, theists!

fuck u

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Its pretty much the Gintama of fantasy animus
Actually 9/10

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I don't think the morning alcohol helps either. I think I'll end all of this tonight.

I dropped it three times before watching it all but still the best fucking anime out there

Standards, man.

this is untrue by any standard of reason

Someone in Phoenix was arrested and imprisoned for 30 days and two years probation for "criminal harassment" when he stated that the transgender lifestyle was a mental illness on twitter.

What is American culture?

beer bottles you can open by twisting the cap are the worst idea ever

pleb

Gonna finally get a good night's rest?

quickly being destroyed.

Trannies ruin everything.
This is a known, undeniable fact.

Why won't Cooki-chan touch me with a 50ft Holla Forums?

Recognized as one in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders last I heard.

I don't have one, though, so what do I know?

Fuck off back to your MAL echo chamber safe space faggot

Hopefully.
It's messing me up so much I don't even know what picked as the picture in this one

It's your horrible personality

I'd touch you with a 50ft dick?

You should >>>/sleep/ and stay >>>/sleep/ until you aren't sleep dep anymore.

Oh. How fitting.

I honestly thought I clicked on this map.

Don't talk to my imouto that way you fucking ape

It's only 5pm though and I have nobody here to help
Kill me already tbh

How is my easygoing and laid-back personality horrible?

i'm dating someone :/

I don't even have an account, wouldn't count as a good excuse for shit taste anyway

Rip.
Know those miseries.

Just a reminder so no one forgets.

I punched someone while holding a piece of a carbon pipe in my hand. You were right, it knocks people out

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Because you are constantly talking about how wet your pussy is, lying, and trying to manipulate people so you can hurt their feelings.

There's no reasoning with this much trolling

Best poster of 2016 right there

thx

I said lead, not carbon. Try with lead the next time

MAL does
They nailed that one right tho

Guess I'll lay down and pass out.

I think you have me mistaken for someone else

-rolls my eyes- fiiine

Shut up imouto

Rest well, Bebo.

Like that super shitty not-Facebook from a decade ago?

By that I mean dap furiously until I have a heart attack
Gnight

i'm wet while walking home atm

you're not going anywhere

I know nothing about this.
Social media is not my forte.

Do they have a 50ft dick

I'll fuck you later just get home stupid.

6ins

I walked all day today... while to find a.. you know but no luck. I'll try again tmrw
I'll be home in about an hour

When you were 12-13, you didn't just randomly sign up for whatever social media sites your friends used then never actually log in, use them, or even put any personal information down?

We can pretend to adopt one from the pound later.

there's nothing like the real thing

Nope.

When I was 12-13 I was more about figuring out what made computers tick.
I never really cared what anyone else was doing.

How is that not the real thing?
It's still a dog.

doritos ultimate cheeseburger™

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Shut up, Tokai.

That isn't Tokai.

Oh my

Yw fam

It's either him, Fortune or ikt.
Doesn't seem like the other two.

Or the weird ass Angle guy.
Not Angel but Angle.

You have quality taste so that means a lot tbh fam

Tokai isn't even in the Netherlands right now.

listen guys do not buy doritos ultimate cheeseburger ever this shits nasty

Oh, right.
He went to meet Adachi for some sucky sucky.

No.

Oh wait.
I forgot about Sentient.
Whoops.

you've forgotten the most degenerate dutchposter of them all

oh shit

'sup, Dutch Nezi?

Would you rather lick butter from a homeless guys toes or have sex with a wild gorilla?

Dutch nezi?

Is it a male or female gorilla?

yasuo nerfs soon friends

That depends.

How often does the gorilla bathe?

Herm

BWEEEEEE~!

Can it be a female gorilla at least?
If so, possibly.
I'd just wear blackface to not get mauled.

I thought you parked cars or something, too.

GORILLA AIDS

oook bedtim nana

the only good dutch poster is fortune and he has literal autism

Oh

No I don't do that anymore, too many employees so I had to find something else.

Would there be any monkey business?

sov gott.

That's like the only thing I remember about you.
And the whole, "five dudes not bathing in a tent for a week for a LAN party" thing.

Angel is the purest cutest dutch poster

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I miss Master...

There was a guy named David in my geography class in high school that had asperger's and Fortune just reminds me of him, barring beating someone with a trombone.

I can be your master tonight

Mom and dad will never know

alice has a chat

Me 2

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at least TP thinks im the best dutch poste4r

Tokai and Cuppers will get jealous.
Don't cuck them.

The user is TP.

i said fortune. you're fortune?

I'm not a very memorable person

toilet paper?

D-don't make it lewd!

Is this Naomi-onee-chan?

Alice isn't Master.

fuc off tp

sorry love

None of us are.

Shut up, Niggy.

You've asked that like six times. If you haven't received a positive response, don't you think the answer is no? Who the shit is Naomi-onee-chan?

Gnomes

I was going to ironically vote for Trump just because it would make it hell for trannies and queers and now he's bending over to get assfucked by them for votes.

:^)

I just assume people ignore me if no one responds, honestly.

Gnomes is Naomi.

okay not best i lied

I'M NOT FUCKING GNOMES JESUS SHIT

Drunky is a gfur, not Gnomes.

man i don't even remember writing that. i spew some pretty classy shit sometimes

question
answer
correction

Probably because you're always one step from blackout drunk.

Don't get me wrong. I love Gnomes. He's beautiful and he has very molestable hair. I can't tell you how many times people have mistaken me for Gnomes. We are nothing alike in mannerisms or posting style.

I'm also not a fur. I switched between Animu and gFur for the people

im white

sentient is the best non-autistic dutch poster tho

I thought you were just calling him Gnomes like everyone else has been. my b, nigga

Oh, shit, I remember who you are now.
We never really talked.

no one cares retard

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yeah man

Is this a coincidence or do you still post here often?

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Kill yourself.

I didn't really "Talk" to anyone but George. It was intermittent insults, quips, back and forths and story-time with everyone else.

I mean, it's not a very high bar.

Everyone that posts here is the same group for however long ago for the most part.
We picked a few new autists like Desu and Mordin but it's mostly the same.

There was that time you broke Nezi's heart, too.

i've only read 2 of your posts and you're already the most retarded person i've ever met on here

I'm not autistic.

He literally showed up an hour and a half late and I had to be through the TSA gate.

Much love.

Can it be story-time, sempai?

oh i've seen those before

is this the same rin or a new one?

Fun fact, if you have to directly tell people you aren't autistic then I have bad news for you.

I don't even remember anything about it.
Other than him getting mad and posting your pics in thread.

KANBE IS BEST REWRITE FUCK YOU.

Though Lucia's route is, in fact, the best.

Yeah, the same "if i say ur cute ur cute" one.

Depends. I can't think of a particular story to tell. I also don't feel like textwalling the thread.

I was in Florida visiting family and on my last day, I texted Nezi early morning to meet me at the airport for coffee before I left. Told him my flight was at such and such a time and I had to be through TSA an hour before that. He told me okay and I waited, and waited, and finally it came time to go through the gate and literally as I was in line to be admitted, he arrived at the airport.

He called me out of the blue four months later and we talked for like four hours while I was driving back from California.

Sucks to be me, I guess.

There's one

Weren't you the person to originally recommend that to me? Thanks, I've read Akane's route like three fucking times by now

well shit there's more people i know here now then there were like a year ago

Almost home, shush

good enough to make me cum

Fair enough then.
That's pretty much the only thing I even remember about you is in relation to that story.

Colbs, Grim, Elma, Rin, Luka, Cupcake, TP and like everyone else for the most part still posts from when you did,
I think the only notable change is a few of the ERP in thread shitters leaving.

WHY DO YOU KNOW THE ACTUAL LENGTH OF MY DICK

Good read. I rate it a 6.7/10

I definitely was.

I want to go back through it but I just don't think my heart could take it.

Only to get worse shitters from /lewd/. So I hear.

The only ones from /lewds/ were just fail trannies that all stopped posting thankfully.

Oh, I see.

I wouldn't know.

Yeah it destroys me every time

On a totally unrelated note, do you remember that time me, you, and Fortune played this shitty mmo

For some reason I just thought of that again, no idea what it's called though, something 'winter'

don't smoke weed kids your alcohol tolerance will fucking plummet

D-die

Has anyone seen Blood-chan's tits yet?

Gross

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Neverwinter Online.

And I was a rogue.
The only person who actually wrote backstory and thought of their character.
And you guys kept running ahead and calling me a bad rogue.

I remember it well.

Oh right because me and Fortune kept walking into traps and then blamed you for not getting rid of them

You say that like it's a bad thing

fucking this so hard

its fucking annoying thats for sure

fml

YOOO SENTI

hey

Even though you'd walk into it when I was in the middle of disarming it.

Or i'd be, like, nine rooms ahead, disarming all the traps, and you'd still do it.>>1233826

Hey Grim there's a character in Psycho Mob 100 who's moves remind me of you

wassup man?
Still being a degenerate and missing out on your classes or did you straighten up?

Link to the wiki of this franchise and or character please

unless it's a fatass or curry

then just dont bother
instead self terminate

brb more beer and i want a cigarette

oh no man I'm almost done with classes instead I'm being a degenerate massively in debt with no money

memories i have of this community are the only thing reminding me of the person I was back then hence why it's always interesting for me to think of them

seems like it was forever ago whilst in reality it can't have been more than what, 3, maybe 4 years

mob-psycho-100.wikia.com/wiki/Mob_Psycho_100_Wiki

mob-psycho-100.wikia.com/wiki/Arataka_Reigen

what is this cuckage

wow yan

AHAHAHAHHAAHAHAA

sentient is p based tbh

He has to restrain his emotions, or they will cause his psychic powers to run rampant and destroy everything around him.
He's also just a middle schooler and kind of a dolt.

Salt Splash: Reigen throws a tempest of table salt.[3]

haha

funny

gabless

...

~splish

it's a gud series tho
from the same guy as One Punch

That's cool, but I feel like I've outgrown the age the work is meant for. Probably won't enjoy it.

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Yes, because children can afford multi-hundred dollar statues.

Okay Grim.

...

they have their parent's buy them

I have a 60$ egg made from hand blown glass.

It certainly blows alright.

thanks man

what

HAND EGG

I probably would have 3 less figs, but either way, your point is moot.

I don't really feel like shitting on you because you're at rock bottom. I feel sorry for you dude.

oh right you don't speak english as first language

gabless=god bless

Both Touhou and MLP have primarily female main casts.
Both series are set in a magical land where things work differently than on Earth.
Both series have a massive internet-based following with an undeniable presence (Bronies on Western sites, Touhou in the Japanese webs.)
Fans of both series will take minor characters and give them personalities, building fairly detailed fanon characters.
Fans of both series make a metric shitload of fanart that discusses, parodies, or expands upon the established canon.
Fans of both series will make crossovers with absolutely everything.

damn dude i was just razzin you. sorry love. lighten up

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I see

I could've probably figured that out had it not been for the alcohol

On the subject of English not being my native language, my thoughts are actually in English for some reason, probably just because i'm autistic tho

who r u

One day you'll get to molest kids, too.
Cheer up, TP.

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don't encourage him please

I see this gif so many times and I still have no idea wheres shes from..

sentient

Enjoy dying alone.

The fans of the series don't decide what the series is intended for, though..
Afaik, The Touhou project was originally introduced to the world as a series of bullet-hell games for the PC-9800 series, which retailed for around $3000 when it first came out... not something your every day little girl would have.

das a good thing

you can now follow the AMERICAN thought process

That's like saying the average little girl can't buy a $300 TV and afford cable on her own to watch MLP.

i feel so free xddd

is there any other way?

Believe in the you that believes in you or whatever that speech is.

Wait.
Which one?

QUICK, SOMEONE SUCK MY DICK.

r u soto

yeah fam i just got blown by ghostie's gf while blowing blow off her blow hole

Touhou was so obscure in the beginning.

Maybe I should ask ZUN himself

/shrug

tbh it was probably intended for lolicon but passed off as for little girls.

I am contractually obligated at this point:

Is that two drinks?

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Don't be a bigot.
There's nothing wrong with grown ass men watching shows about little girls showering.

Fuck off, that's only appropriate if it's little boys.

did ghostie actually ky? i'm running out of people to bully. i'd bully grim more but he really hurt my feelers up there

#pedolivesmatter

I hope so.

i'd take him over the fish guy tbh

tfw no weed

The Fish guy is at least attempting to kill himself.
It just sucks at it.

Truly a hell you must live in.

Ui, Sci, Boo, and Desu's lives do not matter.

actually i changed my mind. ghostie said i was ugly and the fish guy is dtf

you have no idea

I've none.

There's way more pedos than that here.

Both of them are ugly as sin so it's kind of a moot point.

thanks for the reminder brb

probably for the best

Thankfully have booze.

Probably.

sadly the best is a combination of both

I heard someone was having fun?
I'm here to stop that

Fun is banned here already.
You can't ruin it further.

Paranoia hinders my enjoyment.

is that a challenge

Gilligan is tons of fun at half the size.

weed only intensifies paranoia, so that's a good call

Aren't you shorter than me?

Rawr x3 *nuzzles* how are you *pounces on you* you're so warm o3o *notices you have a bulge* o: someone's happy *nuzzles your necky wecky~* murr~ hehehe *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* you're so big :oooo *rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy* it doesn't stop growing ·///· *kisses you and lickies your necky* daddy likies (; *nuzzles wuzzles* I hope daddy really likes $: *wiggles butt and squirms* I want to see your big daddy meat~ *wiggles butt* I have a little itch o3o *wags tail* can you please get my itch~ *puts paws on your chest* nyea~ its a seven inch itch *rubs your chest* can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease *sad face I need to be punished *runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~* *paws on your bulge as I lick my lips* I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk *unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow* you smell so musky :v *licks shaft* mmmm~ so musky *drools all over your daddy meat* I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe *puts snout on balls and inhales deeply* oh god im so hard~ *licks balls* punish me daddy~ nyea~ *squirms more and wiggles butt* I love your musky goodness *bites lip please punish me *licks lips* nyea~ *suckles on your tip* so good *licks pre of your cock* salty goodness~ *eyes role back and goes balls deep* mmmm~ *moans and suckles*

I'm 6'2'' as of graduation.

No, Guero.
No.

I thought you were short.
5'11".

Will manlets ever learn

That's hot

I'm going to start making Squash flash cards for you.

you're hot

I thought you were like 5'4".

You don't need to tell me twice

I don't know why you would think that.

Mhm.

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Sometimes bullying someone behind their back is even better than doing it to their stupid face.

u can bully me if u'd like

He's probably out fucking a gator or someshit

Milo?

Amos Mordin
he could trap the biggest
the meanest alligator
and just use one arm

I can think of bigger mistakes than Subtoe.

subtle for one

10/10 for identifying Subtoe's secret identity.

ike desu
ha got him

what?

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oh i didn't realize you had a gay nickname for him. i assumed it was some gay fandom you were into

I dunno what you've been on.
I have a gay nickname for fucking everyone, remember?

everything is better through booze colored glasses

desu coulda been a professional football player before he robbed that convenience store

I think he's more into daddytoe

this toe thing is way over my head

I guess it is a real advantage when nobody is willing to be within five feet of you.

is it toe much for you to take?

IT'S SUBTOE BECAUSE IT SOUNDS LIKE A CHILD TRYING TO SAY SUBTLE FOR FUCK SAKES THIS ISN'T HARD PEOPEL

Let's hide the dog dicks

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in football?

DONT YOU FUCKING START CUPPERS

I don't toe what you're talking about.

Keep going, Cuppers.

I don't toe if I can do it for much longer.

It doesn't sound like that at all.

...?

In football.

You better toe the line.

somewhat related, it takes me forever to trim my toenails. it's pretty fucking gross but i only walk around barefoot at home. it should be like one of those always wear clean underwear things though, like in case you end up in the hospital for some reason

Damn ngl, that's pretty manly catching a gator just to fuck it

Who are you again?
Don't recognize the trip

Yourself? jk

toe be perfectly honest the whole thing is a little silly toe me.

My toes and feet in general are fucked from years at being the best at sports

can't be the best without suffering. can't wait for all mine to pay off. wonder what I'll be the best at.

lol it's sd's trip im sentient tho

Post feet.

WOW

how about muscles

Daily reminder that Murder creeped out Mana Flan irl

Belly is better.

Oh, sorry.
Suttoe
Happy y'fucking.... eugh.

I'm contractually obligated to bite my tongue and not agree to this.

So what? Hugh Hefner has had crazy toenails and a babe on each arm before.

Did the tub of Gatorade drop on your feet? It's tough out there as a water boy.

I don't think I've got something like that saved. how about legs?

dude i thought you were squash for a second but was all like why is squash talking to me lol

Wait, really? I wouldn't think that Flan would be put off that easily, either. Haha.

It is better. I don't think that it makes me happy or anything though.

Belly is all that matters.

oh they're both here and posting gay dog porn. my mistake is understandable

best I have is butt.

Only one person is posting dog porn.

Eh.

We totally banged later that year though

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Give me your lewdest Gardevoir porn

Don't you feel like naked without your tripcode?
It's kinda exciting isn't it?

Just post as Soto and bully as much as you want

chillout fam
Twas just a joke

There's actually a little trick that I use to remember: "Kaybe is not Squash."

Sets me straight every time.

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I mean, this kind of? I don't really save all that much suggestive stuff. just in general, not just of pokemon.

I mean your belly, dingus.

unfortunately as a dutchposter it's no use because people will be able to identify you near instantly anyways

oh shit, here we go. boogie. how's this squash?

yeah i should look at names more instead of images and typing profiles

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Whatever your heart desires!

You know I was an all american in college, right?

don't be gay.

pretty positive this is the absolute lewdest gardevoir image I have.

No way really?
Is he as subby irl as he is online

Oh damn youre right
feelsbadman
How ya been?

oh shit lol. i forgot that murder was almost a professional football player too. imagine desu x murder in the nfl

don't ask don't tell

But Murder is not gay.
He was the star quarterback, graduated top of his class, and has a five foot penis.
You're simply jealous you didn't have straight sex with Flan.

Do it for daddy.

u see these
im gonna put them on ur face .///.

I know.
But I was about to say something to the effect of "I won't deny it."

not a chance. not my fault you didn't know me when I was a cam whore.

I was not a football player. Way too small for that

pretty shit, in debt, no money still don't have my degree

other than that pretty ok tho, just chilling with mates mostly, what aboutyou?

I know people who did though, and there are always crumbs to follow.

this feel. i've only seen the weird dick in leotard thing

wow that's weak fam

This one is better, but you don't even see it's vagina

Wait does it even have a vagina? Or do you fuck it's cloroplasts or something?
How does this work
Lemme go ask Grim lmao

and feel free to follow them. I put those pictures out there, if you can convince people to give them to you, be my guest.

n-hnn...

I played baseball

I wish that there were thread IDs so that I could blame you for this.

Yeah, man, you carried water for the best of the best. Nobody living or dead could hydrate like you could.

Do you have a round belly?

gardevoir has exclusively penis.

my guess is any pictures you might find of me will not be as pleasing to you as the typical stuff you look for.

Yeah you're going to be saying that over and over and over again
all night long

Hi

hello

hey

Fucking gross

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What that steam do tho?

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your mouth says gross but your thoughts also probably say that.

it was nice to be able to filter people hiding behind an anonymous name
thats what i miss most

nani ?!

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

*chu*!

I never complained about IDs. There were only two people who did, as far as I know.

Gimme foo gimy fah gimme rabadaba zah.

Woah woah woah, what's with the sudden PDA?

alright then

it'll be more satisfying if you get them yourself.

plus almost all the pictures I took of myself got lost when my laptop died.

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That's a weird mouth position for "SHHH".

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Girl you're thicker than a bowl full of oatmeal

Imagine getting your dick sucked by that umbrella?
Im pretty sure you have a doujin like that
Post it you useless shit

yeah people keep saying that

but like samefagging and impersonating and people being confused about anons is oldschool af

i mean come on bard

exactly

whats going on?

Cupcake pls. I'm trying to play innocent here.

you're bad at it.

i don't really give a fuck it's just fun to make beebop do things

-pets you-

Feeling bad so I thought id surprise you.

There are certain people that ruin my entire day if i even see them posting
samefagging is o kinda annoying but oldschool
But the option to elimiinate that instant stress is great

Take anew one.

@soto

It has a poon

If I wonder if an user is TP I just don't reply to them for a few posts and wait for them to mention it.

hi flan.

nah. that stage of my internet career is over.

That was just too much
Normal people don't act this way
What kind of pervert rushes up to reply like that?

Squash didn't even reply because he loves me and knows I despise human contact.

Well fuck you then you cock-blocking jerk

What's wrong?

list please

How many times have you fapped to it?
Be honest

so is my dik

It's in my kogasa thread on /jp/ im too lazy to go there now though

They ruin your entire day? Jesus Christ, dude, were you like trapped in their basement and raped every day for a year or something?

I'll make sure not to say hello to you in the future.

if I let you fuck me it wouldn't really be cock blocking, would it?

i reread your post a couple times and it wasn't well written

You'd be blocking his cock with your pessimism

out of my favorite beer.

still sounds like you win either way

okay

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN

FUCKIN' ROASTED

BRUTAL

You're posting pokemans again!

This one.

i mean luka triggers the fuck out of me but i would never filter him

maybe i'm a masochist

How rude!
I thought we were acquaintances!

Hi tho.

Ah yes, the worst problems always involve alcohol. There there, I'm sure you'll find more soon

I don't win as much as I could tho.

Your entry really ruffled my feathers alot

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