Moar

Dicks.

In his.

Ass.

...

I honestly imagine Cocoa's a slut.

Because she's poor.
She needs money somehow.

And beggars can't be choosers.

?

wat's a chad tho?

yes?

who?

Luka.

okay?

lol
some kinda russian meme

really?

huh?

nope, not a boy

what?

Yes really.

Uh... anyway...

Yes, you wouldn't download an AIDS.

oh my god

Let's talk about something else.

Can't eat, too hungover.
Can't cook either. Too lazy.

Life is indeed suffering.

...

KILL ME NOW

i love you

Tbh, Theseius, to more you insist you're "not a boy" the more they'll insist you are.

hey bebops sexy friend are you lurking

no

invite your freind here

wtf happened to IDs

...

hello?

ok

Ban him and laugh.

mean :(

I should sleep soon..

Purge the files, cut the hardline.

hnn that was a good shower

Giving the bullies a reaction just means they're getting what they set out for.

Pics?

Go to sleep.
I don't really want to be here.

plsno I hope he doesn't come
hmm i wonder if i just spam him a ton will he not see it
TIME TO GO FAST

NO

You happened to IDs

He's going to see the people I talk to here
oh god he's just going to see this place
i bet this opens up how i view this place a little

ddosing Holla Forums brb

;p

FUCK HES ALIVE

-_-

e-even more?

hey bebops friend if you see this you should know that bebop is in fact available for an easy fuck and will in fact take your wiener into his fartbox

you ARE the owner of the board. you could just delet it. your reputation is on the line.

protect me ;~;
i dont want bulys....

spam him
-oh rip

he's here.

-_-

i thought eating would help

it didn't

That is why no one likes you loco.

what?

Does he, like, know your name here?

I was just checking.

I can do no such thing.

I am waiting for someone to come online.

lol its like you suck or something

Luka?

(you)

...

...

luka?!

id like, take some right away but theres zero privacy here

...

...

So... does spicy food help with a hangover?
I always thought it does.

luka you FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK!?

hi :)

lol

The only one who can make it stop is yourself.

Hail Satan.

I mean
it's not like you could, I dunno...
text me...
or skype me...
or send me a steam message...

Who?

i know its the better one but those colours suck

me

I can't delete the whole fucking site
this whole place is a disgrace

killme

yes. i've been using this name for nearly a decade

oh hey

;~;

it doesnt work that

I did it for stan.

hey hey

what does he usualy do?

*pets*

Thanks

Hydration helps with hangover. Drink some water.

I'm drinking milk.
It is both water and a meal for poor people.

wussup

it is my duty

You poor soul.

i want love.

...

So how was your day?

how vague

Hello

having a good day?

Rip.

Same as every other. I sit in my room by myself and just do whatever to occupy myself.

You're right, I should have a brew.
Hot tea solves fucking everything.

Does the bear understand her?

Lol doody

How extraordinarily fascinating.

i am vague

I mean mean to take pictures, ofc I can send you anything, but I can't make them first.

fuuuuuck

thank you

I am extremely depressed, but thank you.

diarrhea.

youre very mysterious.

The elixir. I am pretty sure that milk is a bad choice. Ask Ron Burgundy.

Yes, but doesn't give a single fuck because bear.

maybe your subconscious knows that wanting to fuck dogs is wrong

ha.

she should have never peppa sprayed it.

If they didn't want fucked they would wear more than a collar.

i'm private
because i dont wanna get hurt

You'd think there'd be a way I could take that back nicely, but there isn't.

Nothing ventured. Nothing gained.

i just get pissed off a lot

I'm just giving you shit.
I mean, I'm depressed, but I'm doing well enough to not let it get out of hand anymore.

maybe society just expects people to breed in their own species or something

Oh, right.
Well then.

to be honest, I prefer the female, because there's no text all over the place.

You're private because the instant people know for a fact you're a guy and not some loli yuri slut you lost your last bastion of pity.

That is essentially what dog breeders do, yes.

That's it, I'm gonna make some delicious, healing spicy noodles and a brew. Brb.

Virtual hyper reality, when?

...

what is the recipe

If something like SAO was real I would abandon this world faster than a black man abandons his family.

...

This.

I love this image

I'll overload you later if you wanna

yuh, the text is pretty cringy

I remember Kissy describing it as the last bastion of happiness.

...

you feeling alright?

It would be nice to ditch this life honestly.
I'm not really having a lot of fun in it.

Big Sean is also handsome
and entertaining

Sick, migraine. but yes im alright.

...

You should hear Elon Musk's talk on base reality or lack thereof.

Maybe, it sounds like it might be fun.

how will you feel better?

I've read enough about the topic.

its been awhile since ive consistently listened to rap(almost spelled rape).

wait for it to pass

Makes you think.

tell me what helps

scratch that i got a vicodin

Norco

I'm am entirely too apathetic to think right now.

...

chug a tall glass of water with that~

they are the same drug

I have known that feeling.

there is some sprite zero im not sick of the taste of yet

I am hoping some visiting friends next weekend will help me feel better.

that will make the drug fizzy?

drug fizzy? what?

Yes. Luka. Fizzy drugs.

I like my drugs like I like my soda.
Fizzy.

spite is a fizzy drink

meow

Spite is a drink best served fizzy.

if you are asking if it will make the pill dissolve faster i am doubtful

BigPharma has no morals. Ee-ee-Eeow as my cat says

Comes with a course of Revenge, served cold.

I will make it nice.

hundreds of cute poses

the fizz will make the pill feel weird right?
:)

american capatilism

You're a cute pose.

...

Theseius is making it clear to me that she's never taken medication.

that can only be interpreted as good

If you want it to be.

no

it'll only feel weird when it kick in maybe

... meh
i guess hilary is going to keep america's head on straight.

kicks*

Just be sure you take the pink one so you don't get sick.

Hopefully

i'm pure

i'm natural

i'm healthy~ ♥

it will? why... wont it make you feel not migrains?

You're also retarded.

i have

its a strong pain killer.

soo..... uh... what is Tracer?

british? EU union?
which one is real now...

luka eats a natural diet of subway and yummy juices and as such never expierences any illness

Don't forget self pity.

I bet she masturbates, like, three times daily.

sounds like you'll be able to do sooo much today!

But I can want anything, but is it what it is?

it is a known fact luka masturbates at least 3 times a day

she recuperates her semen orally so as to reduce waste. luka's are natures recyclers.

no bully.

i thought you said i could stop bully... but i guess u were wrong ;~;
it's not doing anything... they still bully.
it didn't help.

im not really planning on doing much of anything to be honest. i

you.....?
you what?
don't leave me hanging ;~;
"i"

It is what it is.

You aren't ignoring it if you're letting it bother you.
And you're responding to it.

Besides, if it isn't true, why does it matter what's said anyway?

Eat n drink n vomit
Repeat till not sick anymore.

;w;

man i dont know what you are talking about at all

20min into graveyard and chill and he gives you this look.

Welp, the time has come and I'm going legit folks

sticks and stones still hurt my bones... like words

Did you ask them to bring their dog?

...

?

talk about moar

girlie meds.

No.
If I want to fuck a dog I'll get my own.

Enjoy your shift!
Wow them with your girl voice!

Words will only hurt you when you let them.

Oh wait.
Did I interpret that?

they still hurt

if I want something really bad will it be there?

Get fucked by*

moar what

Because you let them.

Like what?

what will you do

Oh, I still have an hour. I just got off the phone for an appointment.

They even asked my preferred name all nice-like ^~^

I'm not opposed to fucking a female dog.

watch youtube till i go to sleep

Nice!

Congrats, Welms!

ah i see

wew

Thankies^^

I wish I knew we had a place right in town this entire time lol

*hugs*

you in my room

you can do it

Tuesday's the day!

I think they do the shot version there too. dat power

The nearest one for me is Toronto which is a 4-5 hour drive.

Life is suffering.

Unfortunately it can't twist the laws of physics.
Or I'd already be there.

That's shit-tier :(

Gomen, gomen.

i tell them no
but they dont listen
it didn't work

aren't you going to be hungry?

I have the urge to call you a bag of dicks.

I'm not a good person.

i was given some pizza a few minutes ago

Would an injection be preferable?

I knooooow.
I'll find a way to make it work though.

Just like sch-... I'm fucked.

...

im jelous

nah dont be lil caesars is like the worst pizza

:3 I will take what you don't then~

owh, mhm.
back to pretending you're a pillow

i ate it all.

in hindsight i should have asked you im sorry

lol I dunno x_x

Oh noes! Don't lose hope!!

...

I can't eat normal food.

its still pizza

for the best then

the crust was like cardboard.

jeez when the pill hits you it hits hard

eh my town doesnt know how to make pizza. back home there were real italians or even my family that could do it right. michigan is just full of mexicans.

fuck i feel goooooooooooood

Sorry my magic isn't enough!

Well, I know I have family who'd get me trips down that far if when I need it.

Just gotta get my OHIP renewed and junk.

i don't know what is real

Do it up!

Or, like get a car^^

Anyway I just wanted to share the news I guess. I ought to start getting ready for work. Have a nice night, Rin~

I didn't feel much other than less pain.
I want something to not feel like shit emotionally.

So fatigued
rather tired today
how are you guys

it depends on a lot of shit like crust quality/thickness and the amount of sauce and cheese. stuff like that.

you can have the rest of the prozac i dont use. its in my bathroom

That would be really cool of you.
I'd like that a lot. I don't know why I'm so depressed lately. The dentist didn't help my stress either.

Have some true lyrics for your FACE

i just eat it.
i don't know if i've eaten real pizza or not
i dont even think about that

You as well, Welma!
Have a good shift!

I'll show you my magic sometime.

when did you move to belgium

...

HO LY FUCK GAIS

it wont kick in right away but over the course of a few days

eh pizza is generally acceptable. unless it has like chicken or something disgusting on it. my family is italian so ive had to swallow a lot of that shit. and pasta.

fortunately just a holiday, tis really backward here.

.... i like chicken piza ;~;

You fuck guys?!

oh my god how could you

Welp. Now is as good a time to die as any I suppose.

Alright. Again, I appreciate it.

Funny that

not the first person i've heard say that
hope you can get out soon

What game?

Majora's Mask.

yup...
i like exotic pizza, that may be considered very non-italiano
doesn't sttop me from enjoying a good prosciouto frosceti fromagio

NO BUT I AM HIGH AF RITE NAO

you irl atm

its nothing. if you feel robotic right away emotionally just keep taking it your body will adjust

to be fair i like cheddar on my pizza

that's a nice a pizza

when the pizza hits just right~

its fun though, like going back in time.
about to visit an american battlefield tomorrow.

oh my god how could you

is a very spicy a spaghetti

Once I feel better do I keep on it, or will I be ok after I'm out of pills?

too spicy

im so sorry

i have no way of getting more pills

Don't get shot
American things are notorious for projecting bullets randomly everywheere

You should probably take them then. You need them more than I do.

THE MEATBALL
SHE'S A TOO SPICY

:3

MAMA MIA~!!!!!

BARD I WANT TO HUGGLES U

just take them

italian

Ok.

I can't find any wifi on my laptop after a long night of VPN
cmd flush renew dns etc. won't work
halp

Same

...

Less please

Ouch bro

see then

swag like osama

fuck obama

just right

Try hitting your NIC hardware toggle/switch.

It was the fucking graveyard 3 day questline.

I knew you wouldn't disappoint me

Bard, could you do something to make me happy today?

what that mouth do gurl

ill try, Bastogne be dangerous.

The Kafei quest line?

Mawile’s huge jaws are actually steel horns that have been transformed. Its docile-looking face serves to lull its foe into letting down its guard. When the foe least expects it, Mawile chomps it with its gaping jaws.

hahahahah BATTLE OF THE BULGE

Nope, can't see any other wifi either
VPN must have done something, never seen this before tho and I sure as shit proxy around for some time

I don't enjoy literals, they were annoying as fuck back in the day.

Now engrish I adore

fucking embed

No. The one in the actual graveyard with Dampae.

...

i cant promise anything man
stuck a working all day here in an hour and in and out trying to beat this body fatigue
Feel like I'm all a trpapped in a box

You're someone who I hate to see down
but right now I am a little more preoccupied with fixing myself
I'm sorry for being selfish
If you need to talk about anything I offer to listen on steamo fb or whatever but
I cant gurantee Ill have the answers
or even a single answer

I dunno, then.

Oic.

pic related 'Its docile-looking face serves to lull its foe into letting down its guard. When the foe least expects it, Mawile chomps it with its gaping jaws.'

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

you irl?

Asians are the closest thing we have on this EARTH TO ANGELS

Bro I'm not asking the world of you, I just wanted to know if you would stroke my ego for a bit :3

Haven't had a good stroke in a while yup

nah thats just a friend
pic related its me

Ill stroke you anywhere you want bruh
especially in your b-big
t-thick ego

woah lewd

I like where this is going :333333

hot

this is me

Furfags are usually smartass enough for shit like this
Of course none is around when you need them
Way to top "degenerate" with "useless"

not r u
you have plenty of others to stroke you

what do you want

Freeman you're my favorite Cosplayer
its always fun to tc with you
I remember watching loli succubus way back in stream
that was very good times

You're so cute! wow!! Look at him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm a closet furfag bro, what?

is your answer in this chart?
If not I can't help

Laptop won't see any wifi at all after a night of VPN
cmd flush/renew stuff and reseting does not work

Stop fapping to animals

and im supposedly qualified for this?

The only animal I'm into are qt trap humans

I don't know you well enough to offer tech support for free

Bro, watch this video, watch your favorite cosplayer at his finest hour

*says hello in dog*

Spice rack?

is that you?? are you really in new york now?

Which VA is that qt?
That looks like a great time ahaha
You've got bigger balls than I do
in dat skurt

Hai

WOAH HEY
OTHER DO
DOG

???DOG???
HEY!
YOU
OTHER DOG

FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey lewdicris

Yeah. From my experience out of all communitties furfags always had the most techies.

Thats just mere faggotry, furfags bring deviancy way beyond that level

Don't worry about shitty details like that

Fucking funimation jewed an animu so hard I can't find it anywhere but on their channel with murrican VPN
Capitalism my ass, thats a full on commie move

iunno man do a system restore

It's not a VA, it's facebook.com/OfficialJessicaNigri/

Time and place.

I won't pussy out.

same

I'm just a weeb Loser

Oh she's a cosplayer
Shes's cute
you guys ever get drinks ? :3

What are you up to?

Not how it works.

nice English bard.

h-how about my bed
t-tonight

angery
grrrr

Hi guys

What the fuck has this sorry excuse for an egoistic piece of shit century has come to

Plenty to go around

Wanna fix laptop without the hassle of win reinstall

I'll be there and I'll win.

how do I advance

what broke?
._.

i am not sure if i made it clear
I am actually
KING weeb

i'll b-be ready

I don't see you doing anything to help people around here, so I don't see why you'd suddenly feel good will applies.

Not with Jessica, no. I get dinner with other famous cosplayers though: facebook.com/KamuiCos/?fref=ts

you need cuddles.

Hi Neko~

That's so cool
I've never met anybody even close to that kind of famous
I've never even met anybody famous

You're gonna eat mattress punk.

SOMEBODY TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE

We need to get your ass to a weeb con!

TIME FOR GOFUNDME

cant take THIS!!!!ANYMORE

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I get advice and more without doing shit
Or not.

My life : ^)
Actually dunno, trying to find out
Google offers worthless advice, because of my lack of knowledge the search term "laptop can't find wifi for shit after VPNing" is too broad.

King of the weebhill, have fun tryin' to keep that

Sup b0rd? Feeling any better? You seemed hella down earlier

Yeah?

Did you try installing Google Chrome?

Funny little git
Wanna play?

In game, but after sure.

Jack, your computer might think it's in sleep mode.

Wait a sec techincal issues

Goodnight.

I think I'll cap Sora.