Rifk rift rick risk writ john ritter
just got back from a weird al concert. it was very good, and I feel good for once. how's your day been?
nice desu ne. saved.
me when ponies post in thread
Not really my jam.
No thank you :/
Do not just "rifk RIFK CAPE COD NIGGA" me. MAKE ME FEEL IT
well fine then.
Bard, everybody manipulates everybody. It is the way of the word. It is what relationships are based on. I buy a girl flowers, I'm trying to manipulate her emotions.
Manipulate your way into my bed.
Manipulate my nipples
Tell Reid to turn it down. And if he says "Turn down for what?" punch him in his goddamn face.
I hope you change your mind. It could be most profitable.
But I'm in my bed. And comfy.
You have looked but you have not seen
Can I get in your bed?
that seeems so shallow though
If I bought somebody flowers it would be because of how sweet they were or because i couldnt stop thinking of how they smelled
Is there a payment? Profitable how?
It's not shallow, everybody does it all the time, whether they're cognizant of it or not.
Tonight I am exhilerated
OH FUCK IT DARVAN COME TO THE OC AND FUCK THE MIRROR PUT THE STRAW IN THE BAG.
manipulation is something done out of malice or ill intent. if you do something nice for someone, that doesn't have to be manipulation. the type of people who do nice things solely for the reward are generally terrible people. and you are not one of those.
Rest in peace, Scotty :(
you can't manipulate someone on accident.
in which case you were manipulated by them and then manipulated them back
friendships/relationships are just mutual manipulation
Is that like doing blow or something?
google it for a surprise i guess~
sHUT UP DARVAN
SCOTTEBANKS IS FREE
control or influence (a person or situation) cleverly, unfairly, or unscrupulously.
relationships are only mutual manipulation if both people in them are pretty terrible people.
I am trying to not do this
Thats a bit confusing
i dont want to be manipulated
just another name for liligant? works for me.
then you are not manipulative. you have to try to be manipulative to be.
My dog might disagree with it. But if he is ok, sure.
I think you are weighing too much a negative connotation of manipulating. It isn't done our of ill will. It isn't even done consciously most of the time. But thinking of dating. That is literally nothing But trying to get somebody to like you. Or take the example of giving flowers to a sad friend to cheer her up. You are manipulating her feelings in a positive way. You just have to be aware of your intents.
Yes you can. Like a pathological liar dealie. I think that everybody is full of malice at all times.
Oh. Nevermind then.
Sounds like fun. It was a pretty average day of work, the humidity today kind of sucked though.
objectively incorrect, but I know from experience there isn't a lot to be gained from arguing a point with someone when both people have their view on the issue entrenched.
I mean, if you are buying...
search image sites using lilligants japanese name doredia for moar cute images~
I think you are weighing too much a negative connotation of manipulating
mandy, that's because manipulation, in this context, has a negative connotation.
Chekov...but yes. He was a cool guy and want afraid of anything.
Sorry, love. Next time.
WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT WAR
I'm very happy
so its okay in a positive sense and its still manipulation?
it has been pretty humid here too. it rained or something last night so the air has been really bad. but whatever, at least I'm inside most of the time.
I'll just keep saving what you post.
YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS
HUG FOR CASINO1
How can I be the devil's advocate if you won't even argue endlessly with me?
sometimes I will, as you've already seen.
still boring as ever lmao
This great evil, where does it come from?
Mhmm, it rained pretty hard at about 3am. Not that I'm a degenerate and was up at that time or anything.
brb drinking mtn dew code red
I don't necessarily agree. It has a negative connotation, but it is just as valid to say you are trying to alter somebody's emotional state Or perception. The intent is what matters, and I don't think bars willingly or consciously acts maliciously.
I would say yes in General. As above, I accept that manipulating has a negative connotation, but yea, intent is what matter in my book.
i am the peacemaker motherfucker 0days
rifk fuck the mirror put the straw in the bag
no, why would you be. that doesn't even sound like you, honestly.
gonna play overwatch, but I'm sure you'll be around when I'm done. if not, see you later.
that's the point I'm making though. but I suppose it really is all down to your own personal view on the word. I think objectively it is a negative thing, but there are plenty of examples of words meaning other things to society than they do in the dictionary.
assuming this is the old cupcake
Wishy washy, timey whimey
I need to have a drink and line.
What should you do in this situation?
rifk deathh to owlfuckers
go away maus
what about when a typically awful person acts really nice to a person and starts dating them to the point that they go into a long term relationship, only for that person to slowly default back to their old ways of being a massive cunt and their partner stays with them as they have grown an attached to them
would you call the original acts in the relationship to be a form of manipulation and was it negative or positive, considering it had good intentions
Scream as I was crushed to death by a giant anime?
I knew you'd save that one~
Rip her socks off.
haha thats a relatable one
have some standards!!!
tfw literally 4 mental illnesses
tfw can't kill myself because my girlfriend would either stop me or follow in my footsteps
I have having a panic attack and crying my eyes out and she wouldn't even fucking hold my hand or hug me but she insists she loves me, I don't get it
State your name.
i'm to lazy to crop the other ones right now
your laughing implies you think I have no standards
This is kind of hurtful
I have standards....
You dated MGD, though.
Although I have done worse.
STATE YOUR NAME DARVAN
Just kill yourself anyways.
how can your lover say they love you if they wont even stick with you during a nervous breakdown tbh
you need a new gf
before I knew he was a slut :(
I'm not sure if it gets much worse.
I'm sure, but that one in particular is useful for blank posting
she says she has mental issues too and it's hard for her to show affection towards others even in private but what the fuck dude, we were literally sneaking over to each other;s rooms and kissing and gropping each other not even 3 weeks ago.
and as if I could get a new girlfriend, I'm a fucking crazy nut bag that everyone is repulsed by. she's literally all I have but sometimes she just feels like a stranger
at least theres someone you at least have the physical means to progress with
if that is honestly the case then theres no excuse for you not to put in the work to make it happen between you two
either that or shes just a lying crazy bitch
Regardless, I was laughing at the notion of Jackson having standards.
Yeah, I guess it just feels that way sometimes.
Direct feet toward my crotch.
I have standards..
Yeah its pretty good.
sorry im a bit intoxicated tonight
mouse is cute~
Drink some water.
its okay im still here just a little slow
The HECK you lookin at
rate my favorite touhou (her name is Nazrin The Mouse)
she is ok :)
Such impure thoughts.
Might crop a few more of her.
your favorite touhou is a mouse?
All right, try not to do anything you will regret when you are sober.
I would have showered prior to that, of course.
I misspelled kogasa
I am not a liar
I AM GOING TO TAKE YOU DOWN.
ONE ON ONE.
Wouldn't I already do that sober though?
Thank you that made me a bit happier
everything is right with the world
your taste is nice ^ ^
my taste is different understanbly
Is that the real proto1?
How thoughtful of you
All these anime names
And I probably have porn of all of them
Sad tomoko :(
She's so sad! Look at her!!!
Bard, get OW and join us.
i like you guys
I mean I really really really really like the people playing
but I will never buy that game
Post them for me if you do.
We need more people though.
Turn that frown
I'll see what I get around to do
That's so sweet
What y'all need are morals.
It's how I got into touhou
fuck with the real and die
Love is a good thing ^_^
i like seeing you around too!
just like Bard and freinds
They better be good.
she shows me literally no affection, I haven't hugged her, kissed her, cuddled with her, or done anything sexual with her in over 3 weeks and now she living at my place for a week and all she does is lay down and complain about back pain but the second a friend calls she all fine and happy and shit nut the second he call eds she goes straight back to lying down complaining pain.
sorry this post too long, I'm currently on 3 xanax
she won't even let me hug her, what the fuck
luka dont say that im really mean to you
now i feel bad for you
At that point it would better to be alone than to worry about if someone really cares about you or not
Im sorry fish
I hope it works out for you
you don't really mean it~
you're proly just frustrated at those times.
Of course they will be, it's me who crops.
i AM GOING TO HURT YOU
only one other person has ever said that to me
I'm really sorry Luka I never even apologized to you
war war war
stand beside me
casino come back
Kinda odd, I've been looking at 2d porn for like 7 years and never felt the desire to watch anime
you're still around, and that's a good thing.
people like seeing you around.
where your scoots?
thats pretty funny
It took me awhile to get into anime too
didnt like it at first but it was just what was on tv and then it got interestiing
I can imagine that similiar feeling and that is super funny
I'm not perverted.
I can't be bothered having to hide it from my irl social circle, which is also a good reason not to
You're asking me to share a loli with you. That sounds fun and a bit perverted to me.
Well enough well enough and understandable
I'm lucky to have weeb friends
Now you're just making things up.
Proto is a racist extrremeist
FUCK WITH THE REAL AND DIE.
Good for you bby.
lord knows I am waiting for it
Deliver me from evil
thy kingdom come thy will be done
No one likes gay people.
you scare me
During elementary school, I had a friend that I knew was into it, but we got put in different classes as we grew older and we just kinda stopped talking
Would probably be a huge weeb today if they hadn't
Neighbour gave ecstacy, also they had colouring pencils
probably the most socially apt random happenstance of your life huh haha
you're pretty good at irl living right?
you seem like you'd be really socially well off out sdide this place
That ust have been fun to draw
I like the ornate ness to the torso
GIMMA A HUG
PROTO1 WAR GOD
Think about it, have you ever seen a #gaylivesmatter ?
they do not
I'd say so yeah
Should I have kept going?
none CAN OPPOSE ME
That's a stupid mindset to have.
she wearing glasses and blushing shyly ^_^
I'm always talking about my feelings
how are you guys feeling right now
I want to know more about your feelings.
Are you sure?
Could you even keep going? I don't think you could
How is it outdated?
I wanna fucking die.
Same my brother
its old news
I have 4 mental illnesses and my gf won't even comfort me but she still says she loves me
So I can vicariously experience them and feel something.
Notice the rope
My stamina is almost at max still.
WAKE ME UP
No I think they are still chimping out .
What does that even mean?
are you one of those sociopaths i hear so much about
why notice it?
Just noticed filename
Sexual activity without consent
You're so behind.
IS THAT WHY I FEEL FEAR???
I am under the impression that the term sociopath is outdated.
If they cum is it still rape ?
wALK BESIDE ME.
HOLD ME CLOSER TINY DANCER
I'm going to play Ice Climber more and wall you.
are we in conlfict or are things okay?
What do you think?
that was the most unintentional dick move I've ever seen in my life. at least I still got a kill.
my best friend irl really likes this anime
I can only think of one way to find out.
How do things feel to you?
it better have been unintentional.
it's just rope...
she was fully clothed..... cute glasses included
nope, im not stone age monkey. chimp not relavance
why are you so afraid of me?
You're one of those perverts who wants to be raped? I did have a suspicion
I'd threaten all manner of retaliation but I can't for the life of me think of something you wouldn't enjoy.
I'm a paranoid mess I cant trust how i feel
I fear no evil.
I can think of many things that he detests.
Everything is fine.
It must suck to know any punishment you have for me would be met with moans and erections.
I am NOT that.
I just wanna hold someone down and put my dick in them is all.
the joke went over your head
obviously, darwin. but that's not how a playful back and forth banter works.
it is pretty much the worst.
like you. degenerate.
the joke didnt go anywhere
Easy. Just post a picture of his brother.
Oh, I do not care about your bullshit. I just want to piss him off.
As you were, private.
Could you hold anyone down?
I have never seen his brother.
squash you really are too much.
you can certainly try, but I have no intention to do that.
evenin furbag... hows trix
hai bart. sup bro
It went a lot of places.
I'm just open to...possibilities.
Still best pony. Thanks for asking.
Would you like to?
I'm quite sure you are. if only I was much older and much furrier.
killing the rum and breaking into the fresh smoke tonight
Listening to my sad music
I feel elated but bittersweet tonight
How do you feel toinight?
Honestly I just really want someone to hold me at night sometimes.
hey yea its cool man... lets conversate about meaningless things like the weather
I weirdly am not curious about this. my curiosity seems to have died quite a bit lately. if squash wants me to see his brother for some reason, then sure.
wow. degenerate as fuck. and I thought you sick and twisted before.
im feeling like its a little late tonight... but into the booze as usual yanno. just home from work, shit as always
Let's not try to intentionally make me mad.
I get so lonely. ;_;
I was gifted with the strength of ten thousand men.
Darwin post Goggle nudes
yeah. I keep telling you to get a body pillow.
It certainly does exist. Yep. The weather is not a hoax.
I just wanted to know if you wanted to see, I wasn't ever going to show you. Thanks for answering the survey question though.
I have one.
It's not the same.
whats your poison tonight?
was hot today, muggy... sweaty balls
Did you rape them to get their strength?
you are most welcome, blue moon.
no, but it sure helps sometimes.
I also have a very affectionate cat, so that doesn't hurt.
I can't in good conscience advise you get a pet though.
I'm the gay highlander
Is only game, Squash, why you heff to be mad?
Yeah, I know that feeling. Our AC is still busted.
its shit... american domestic ice beer
I am content to have a pet and not sexualize it.
well in that case get one.
and you know I was joking
Never watched it.
point all the fucking fans in the house at my nutsack
Thats not a very fun one
I hope you can get buzzed friend
Have any chocolate tonight?
I love chocolate
me neither actually
I will be off, hav fun. Pervert
baby powder helps a lot.
It's a terrifying thought that someone out there has a pet guinea pig and finds it sexy.
I'm going to just end up fucking it.
passing on the chocolate... ill do fine with it i guess
Just how close do you want to chance it with these rotors?
The smell of baby powder is disgusting
let's not think those thoughts tonight test.
or any night.
The smell of Latinos is disgusting
your nuts are far enough away from your nose that you won't smell it.
theres like guards and stuff...
so does yanno... showering
But the taste is amazing amirite
It's too late. This rabbit hole goes too deep and I already fell in.
i want you to feel happy I can tell how stressed out you've been recently
People talk about it a lot though.
I won't be here.
Its what happens when black people fix a city.
showering too much in one day is bad for you. baby powder is a nice clean way to keep things dry down there in between.
the rabbit hole
i want some coke and a beej...
you UNDERRESTIMATE the STENCH
You see what I mean?
we're all animals
I just spent all of yesterday moving my brother's girlfriend into a new apartment, and she has a guinea pig. They are way bigger than I thought. And they also smell. I don't think I'd opt for a pet in a studio apartment.
twice a day is satisfactory...
I'm not sure how adults feel better really
that doesnt sound so healthy though
and you do have a family huh
Why not just smoke some bud my man
What about people who identify as an attack helicopter, you bigot?
I'm a fuckin monster
Whose got nothing to do, besides me?
I'm just on Amazon. What's up?
no I don't. and I like how baby powder smells.
it's too late to stop this train of thought. I can only hope it crashes soon.
it messes with your body's natural oils and stuff to wash that often, but I'm not here to tell you how to live your life. just offering a suggestion.
anyone here is probably in that boat.
I've had guinea pigs. Rodents in general make a real stink.
Why are you posting so much now gayro?
VIOLENCE IS USUALLY THE ANSWER
you're a bart
a unique creaturer
i would probably wager everyone here
i dont have any connections here for any of that... used to be able to nose out coke about anywhere... its just not a thing here man
that sounds like some fun play
no bardy. stop that.
What is this place?
Same here with acid my dood
that is just the best thing for you
What is your vice now?
Guero man I love you
You're like someone i would go to school with
soo.... its alright now
I wanted to talk to someone :D
Hiya Elm~ how are you?
I assumed so
You're speaking my language.
My names Bard
you and me are going to be best friends from here on out
whats your name and what kind of shit do you enjoy?
Early sleep attempt #1: FAILED
booze, tobacco, masturbation... boredom
really does seem like that, yes. not saying that's a bad thing.
I haven't even tried yet. I'm not the slightest bit tired.
why isnt music one of those my man
I ain't playing along with this shit again.
Awesome. I got paid^^
How's it been?
BEFORE IT SUCKS YOU IN AND YOURE HERE FOREVER
You don't have school to worry about
dunno even where to get weeds or a hooker... :/
I have a job.
money is always nice! where do you work?
it's been lovely, I miss my friends, I have 2 shows this weekend and baby sitting after the first one.
Your worst nightmare.
music isnt a vice bro
checked and replied.
And does your head do this while you're working?
Rats aren't too bad. If I had to own any rodent it'd probably be a rat. My neighbor owned some rats, they'd climb around their cage and be all cute. What age did you have them? Typical fifth grader pet kind of thing?
i cant stand the morning after drinking though
alcohol always makes me feel so shitty
how do you get over it?
only time and water can do that man... used to be a couple hours for me, now its a couple days
because I hate myself and I want to suffer, obviously.
i lvoe you too bardo
im gonna ask you for lots of advice soon if i can get a keyboard piano thingy
Did you ever add to that folder?
everything will be fire.jpg (anime edition)
quite often, yes.
Time is the most precious thing we have
It was around that age, yes. Quite a few years ago.
I'd say if I were going based on cuteness I'd go with a rabbit. But like I said, they all stink and they just don't love you like a dog or a cat can. Parrots are really nice if they're raised right.
batr gibe some sexy tunes whot 4 2 i can chill... ambient something
No. Much like most things in my life it is left unfinished
okay here is garage
dont get old bro... ive reached the point where life stops giving things and starts taking away
I am thoroughly appalled.
lovely... thank you. this will do nicely
I want to die now
Well then I profusely apologies for being an inconsiderate bastard.
life comes in all 4 seasons bro... bitter truth and shit.... word
I work at a DQ and a seasonal halloween store. Nothing too impressive.
2 shows? music or acting?
goodnight sama i love you
treasure everythign you have
Was it just yours, or did you share it with your sister? And how many times did your parents secretly replace it when it died?
You're right that they all stink, but rats seem to do a little better just because they're smaller in general. I think that a rabbit would be a real nightmare of a pet, like having a house squirrel. True about the dog or cat thing, but they're also less of a responsibility. Parrots are nice, yeah, but they'll live as long as some people. That's a huge commitment.
Bard's starting to sound like he should hook up with that swedish fish person
I've got my own slut to be hopelessly attached to thank you very much
enjoy the summer of your life Bard... im in the fall.
rest well sir
...so what do I do now?
yeah welcome to my life my friend
Being hopelessly attached to a slut is probably the problem in the first place tbh.
im lying im not going to sleep i dont know why i did that sorry
Hello Bard, I don't have a name yet, I hope that's okay. I like music and bike riding and good food, hbu?
I'm getting a weird vibe, man. I can't tell if you're serious or not.
My mom sneaking into my bedroom at night and raping me?
fishy is engaged now or something.. throws off my advances... I KNOW RIGHT!
what would you do
Did you ever see Jeremy's rats, Kaybe?
I have no idea.
Don't get attached to anything and be miserable and lonely :p
I thought you knew my M.O.
im super into music
playing it listening to it studying it whatever
aside form that i'm totally negligable as a person in any and all aspects
I hope you enjoy your time around here amigo and if you have any questions I will be your guide
I did, and they were both adorable as all get out. I think one of the pictures that I posted was from Jeremy.
Is it Cupcake?
They never secretly replaced our pets, when a pet died they'd tell us.
Yeah, our parrot is a little older than me and he's still young.
how the heck do you not get attached to things
Right? They made me want to get another rodent, but then I was like, I'll get tarantulas and roaches instead. And I don't regret my decision at all.
I ain't falling for this hi im new stuff.
There's no such thing as a summerfag.
Guess I'll think over a bowl of chocolate cheerios.
didn't even know that was a thing.
hi im new
come on now i'm sure cupcake Has standards
How would you even imply something like that
*holds up spork
Hi new I'm Test.
I could ask you the same thing about doing it.
cupcake has standards
hey there Buddy
Would they like, strap you to a chair and hold your eyelids open while playing a reel of your dead pet with classical music on? I think that direct parenting is very important.
I like to watch youtube videos of people with pet parrots, just doing everyday things with them. I haven't had a pet since I was little, though. Not sure if I'd like it or just hate taking care of some icky animal.
"STANDARDS ARE JUST LOST OPPORTUNITIES"
-My old roommate
oh man that's a good one
Me neither until last week, tbh. My mommy brought them home, and I was in heaven. 100% real cocoa~
Actually, I just found Jeremy's. Aww, look at the little guy.
usually it starts when somebody exhibits virtuous traits for reasons that seem selfless, as in they aren't attaining an immediate gratification or even a noticable longer term goal
If somebody repeatedly acts like this then its even more attractive
If a person is willing to listen wholeheartedly to what I have to say as If they were actually interrested then i kinda get attachy
I think those are traits of a genuine good person and good people are easy to get attached to
Thankfully I don't think they'd ever seen Clockwork Orange.
Don't get a pet until you're sure you want one. Even a niggling doubt that you'd just be put upon by it isn't a good sign.
Get some. It's good for your heart. Like the alcohol you drink.
what are you doing here young one
How is your night going?
That movies a masterpieece
i'm searching for velvet underground torrents
whats up with you
Good people are SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'll look the next time I go shopping.
pretty good actually. nice change of pace. saw weird al in concert. how about you?
He had two, I think one of them died.
saw weird al in concert.
ISNT HE GREAT
I don't think that's universally true, but I wouldn't play the odds when it comes to an alive thing. I wish I was just a little bit older when our cats were still alive so that I'd have a better idea in my head of what it's like.
I see. Your parameters make it so you are easily exploitable.
i always knew
I was a good person
Wouldn't that be something
no one here can even remember yankovic in VHS
he's fucking amazing. so many costume changes. so much pageantry.
YOU GET TO DRINK FROM THE FIRE HOSE
I'm listening to sad music and smoking weed
wish I could help you my man
i have the yankovic Blu-ray BITCH
does he still play the cellphone song?
I don't remember if he played it the last time I saw him
And another thing: I see you posting all these cute pokemons, but I noticed you never posted a single Sylveon.
That's too bad. Rest in peace either Sir Rattington or Hector. I should message Jeremy one of these nights, but he seems pretty busy these days.
D-darwin, you are linking me so much tonight~
you aren't the only one here old enough to remember vhs.
the queen style parody? no, unfortunately. I love that song.
I have an entire folder for him.
it'd be nice to have a joint right now but it would mean having to endure another 3 or 4 hours watching my friends circlejerk over overwatch in order to earn it
I'm overly empathetic naive, too trusting, easily attached and I want to fucking DIE!!! al the TIME!!!!
He does have a chirren now.
Indeed, the kind of movie that can unsettle you without even needing anything intensely graphic.
Phew, thank you. I was ready to shoot someone tonight...
*loud dialup noises
definate not woerth it lol
Not a fan of overwatch myself
my friends are kind of into it too
sylveon is one of the best pokemon. of course I post him.
remember those too, but I was young enough not to bother with them.
He was really having a rough year last I'd heard about it. I hope he can pull things through. He seems to work pretty hard.
its permanently etched into my memory
we dont need no stinkin badgers
no I mean this song
he plays it after the Michael Stipe interview clip sometimes
But yeah I did like that song too
My friends are balls deep into the whole esports thing and I just can't relate
Makes hanging out such a drag, i might as well not even do it anymore
I just want my tentacles all over your posts~
It's, like, impossible to be as faggy as you and not like that adorable pink fairy...even if it's mostly useless in combat.
It's good. You can spend hours every day just doting on a pet and not really regret the wasted time.
No? Maybe? I don't know.
Thanks friend what music to you play?
Oh I see does it happen here often or something?
Hi new, I'm new too.
Yeah, I hope things work out for him.
we dont need no stinkin badgers
My old group of best friends got sucked up into that and all moved in with a bunch of lol nerds
lame as heck
I was gonnna room with them
tfw attracted to someone like that
I heard it pretty clear just from what you posted. it's very hard to forget.
OH! yes, that one. he played that clip in between some songs, then way later, after he said he was done, he comes back out all ready for the encore. dressed in jedi garb. with a bunch of storm troopers and darth vader.
we're all ready for the encore we know is coming. the saga begins...
and he sings that fucking song. we all died.
but not wrong.
Just so long as the doting is consensual.
now I feel like Dirt
Whats it like to not feel all the time
couldnt even sneak a fap in those days without waking the house at 2am
sylveon isn't useless though. major special wall that actually can hit back.
lulu buffs when
I had a dream about lee sin like I had just tidied my desktop and it was really pretty and then lee sin came and like ate a file and kicked the others around and it was completely gone and Ihad to open a screenshot to see what it was because it disappeared and I was so angry I was shaking at rito for having lee bee a thing that exists why
I haven't met a single dragon pokemon I couldn't easily beat without using fairy type moves.
Post tentacles. I would like to see your suckers.
I woulda been happier if it was you instead bby wink
My night is thankfully coming to the end
I feel like I'm going to lose my mind