Blood's the boss, eh

Blood's the boss, eh

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wow what a bitch

It's ironic because everyone knows I hate Blood-chan.

I don't know what you're talking about.

Having a good day?

Idk how to feel about this
You're going to make me cry

I think any extended interaction with Luka is bound to lead to issues.

This is confirmation that you're going insane. The cherry on top of all your recent posts.

New

whatever, bitch

Dude

im staying

PURGE MY THREAD

BEBO DONT EVEN TALK ABOUT AUTISM
YOU THINK YOU'RE SOME HERO BY BEING A TARD WITH A RAZOR

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You can just check the post numbers

:^)

about that

you are autistic though

U rite

Here you go.

Maybe take a t-break. :3

Now I don't have to deal with the problem of it being rude not to side with that one.

i'll send you a snap of what I was using in a sec lmao

i dont beliebe you

1 more thred

aww yee

all rite

Brutal

I don't care

Definitely. The rain sucks but I'll manage.
Why Are you awake at this time?

Let me go get him.

Hi I am Test's dad and I own Nintendo.

How is that brutal? The thing is that it would also be silly to go with the hijack just because my name is in the OP. :3

did you know your sons gay

you did enough to even comment about it
why you gotta be a little bitch?

I'm the exact opposite of autism
thank you very much

My son is super straight and cool and has loads of girlfriends all at the same time.

What kind of music are you into man

i insert quarters in him and ride him allll day long

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LMAO

How do you still have that?

STOP LYING TO MY DAD GEORGE I AM NOT GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU PEOPLE

Because it's 8am?

I'm not sure to be honest, I woke up with an awful headache so obviously the solution was to stare at blue light for a few hours.

WS? かわいそう

youre a little twink boi

frreman has
secret archives dude
holy shit
I got alot of my old old shit back like
20 minutes ago

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MSN fonts seem silly and obnoxious in hindsight.

Was the log of you raping MGD and him getting mad ever posted? I remember seeing it and I miss it.

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I'm not alone anymore, bye

Good morning everyone

One of my kids was like good morning and did a little bow

And he has a Japanese name
So I was all like

Ohayou

And he full bowed and was all like
Ohayou gozaimas

Rip

sorry I dont speak anything but english :(

I think wish has it
That was a little bit
earlier than these

enya on loop for weeks on end

I like you alot already

Okay, I'll ask her.

Do you have the log of Bart raping MGD?

How adorable.

Why the fuck would I have anything?

I don't know; Bart's gone insane. How've you been? :3

I still never played the Miki route...

she's pretty~

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Ohayou gozaimas
kyou wa nani o shimasu ka.

why is wish here?

oh Luka you were too late btw I made soup

because everyone is welcome. got a problem with that? my hand is bleeding a lot

Kinda wish wish would stay the fuck away

who is the rascal who reported desu for being a cunt

Quite swell, thanks. Yourself?

Glad to see you haven't killed yourself yet :)

I bet it was Boo

Is that really wish?

duh

Are you really that stupid?

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its me with a proxy

Did u punch the wall because user insulted ur internet crush who ur white knighting

Pretty good; just got done with college pretty recently. Why did you leave? :3

ur bad

she's annoying as fuck get rid of flags for a few hours

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She seems grumpy. Everybody get down.

I've got a pretty extensive Wish collection from the archive as well

But of course

5:29 AM - Bebop: i sent a vid to Grim and Erin of me flipping my knife in my hand
5:29 AM - Bebop: >caught it by the blade
5:29 AM - Bebop: >blood everywhere

wait who?

fix my hand first

Nah it wasn't me

Grats, top of the class?

Leave what?

o

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Someone come cuddle me.
I really need some of that.

Oh right, I'm baked and forgot to read that. And the person you were replying to that user about in that same reply, lol.

watching you

That's blood-chan

/wave

admin abuse

Good. I hope you enjoy it

What's good Grim? How've you been?

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My bad
I need to sleep bye

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do a dance for me

that reminds me
when my grandpa came to visit I showed him my pistol and he just went "an unloaded gun won't protect you from anyone"
just pointed to my several mags all loaded and all the ammo next to them
"oh"

i don't even have to check to know who they are. i did it 2 posts in with wish earlier

Physically a little under the weather but I've been getting better as if the past 2 days (finally)

You?

night

No, pretty good GPA though. Weed really just helps with literary analysis, or at least that's what the results seemed to suggest.

And you left threads.

Why do you still use that glasses meme?

That's irrelevant and stop the admin aboos

It seems Toby left anyways, so I'm leaving too.

See ya.

Are you who I think you are

Oh

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never.
I know a couple people here who get off to my admin abuse anyway

dream on lover boy

Nope I have to go to work now

Tired af lately. Woman won't let me get any sleep

sure whatever you say you fucking fascist

Was it Wish

later then

I was going to say something shitty like how could I leave if I'm right here, but things happen for a reason I suppose.

たぶん

if you do it then it's wrong but when I do it it's okay. nobody can find out though

GEORGE I CRAVE ATTENTION

give it to him he deserves it

Just got home, sorry for late reply.

I was thinking you maybe finally had done something about that sleeping schedule of yours.

you two are terrible at this leaving thing

You quit drinking and I'll stop posting, TP.

It's like driving a racecar with the McDonald's logo on it even though your bad fast food habit gave you a heart attack, except you're not even getting paid and you're just being a BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!! for McDonald's.

I'm just asking why you were gone for months; I guess you're avoiding the question. :3

tp is that really you

Wish and Bard both "left" too.

You and me user, we're the only ones that know there's no escape.

nigga call me TP and i'll cut your cock off

yeah i unno
Funny enough I was never even in on that meme in the first place
I think I just needed something to set the Bard yui image apart from the Haikus Yui image

at what point can i file a complaint to hr.

this is an injustice

you should post here more btw

TP 'till proven otherwise.

cereal
:c

k

WOAH HEY

I said I was going to leave for 'a short time'
I never said how long that would be

I have straight up said publicly that I want to be a government memer irl and to fuck over people who do the shit I do. That alone should tell you I'm at least a little bit corrupt.

this soup is soooo good though

OH LOOK WHOS FUCKING TALKING

What have you been up to?

lulu buffs when

I cry myself to sleep every night

its easily done, some people just just masochistic

Eh.
I only come around when im bored or cant sleep.
When I have things to do I usually never post

fuck you

I dont post here every day, or really at all.

Love you, Chii.

Is that so. : ^ )

Should have shooped joints into all or the images.

Wait, is this Chii?

Didn't you "leave" too?

I guess I'm the only one who knows.

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yeah
mines kinda ok too.

im just playing, mistress

Funniest part about it all
I didnt learn how to shoop images until like this year
so every one of those was done by somebody else
pic related my face when

feel free to post that btw

you have things to do?
:^)

guess who lmao
It's probably why I started to do that thing more

I might be exaggerating a little bit. blood loss and good music has me feeling kinda weird

I did leave. I kinda only come around to see if Squash and George go and stay go
Just trying to help them

no

please dont deny me this

You're here. And you're here forever.

Until I have an IRL social life to speak of I'm staying.

The fuck am I being spammed by the PM for?

I'm usually up by 11am and I head to bed around 2am most nights.

It's not terrible I suppose, at lot more than I'm used to getting.

Was it not a satisfactory answer? Don't get me wrong or anything, I'm still gone.

Fell down some stairs last week, 6/10 wouldn't recommend.

how will you get back all that lost blood?

idk my heart seems pretty good at it

He drinks his enemies'.

yeah, like not be here.
I actually removed a whole bunch of people from steam the other day because I didnt really feel like keep contact to much.

to bad

that really only works on 4chan.

you failed

Okay i'm gonna post it.

I'm working on it.

im crying

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The heart doesn't actually make blood, bone marrow does.

But you probably knew that.

you'll get there

same tbh

we're all your friends here irl

I might move in with a guy next year so that could work.

I can live with that.

dont cry

god fucking damnit I hate furry artists
im going to bed

fuc

f.lux in charge of destroying my corneas

lame. i miss you.
oh hey i hope i made the cut. oh i did!

it was fo-
WHY

I once broke my leg in school and tried to play it off like nothing happened
went out to go "ride my bike to the store"
end up carrying it hope and cursing the whole time in the canyon.

never did go to the doctor for it

Seems like a thing to order Ari to do back then, yeah.

I guess she is actually meme-ing you a bit.

Same, I've been gone for years and I just visit often.

losing blood seems like a tough thing to replenish

if only

GOOD NIGHT

goodnight mistress

Ouch. Yeah. I jump down stairs and land on my feet. While drunk. Goml. I meant I'm general though. I hope the break from here has been good for you.

I HAVE NO IDEA BUT ITS FUCKED UP!

I might go to bed too.

it's more than just one and yeah i know

my body is pretty good at it. i used to get myself real fucked up everyday for all of elementary school

that really hurt my ears.

huh
I never actually really asked him for much like that
I think Zero And name and tp or garee hooked them most up
almost had forgotten aristo

Maybe you should have turned your volume down then.

I'm just here to visit Tobi since it's his birthday, that's all.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Mostly just play osu! now I guess. Life being boring and junk.

Happy birthday TObi

still wanna play that with you. also give anime recommendations sometime because you have the best taste in threads

where does the new blood come from?

Bone marrow.
They literally said that already.

the bodies of my enemies

it's funnier if i be edgy

No.

Cuck Zero, Orange, Amanchu, Unlimited Budget Loli, Amaama to Inazuma

Getting sad for no explainable reason. Guess I'll try to watch some anime.

All the tablet players stop me from playing osu. Unfair advantage. Have you checked out Re:Zero?

I missed you.

so mean. i just want to git gud

thanks

/pat

Is the other one the other succubus?

I wonder if he's still alive.

Did Freeman find any other funny logs?

Who's Tobi? Maybe I should know so I can decide whether or not to say happy birthday to him.

You've made somebody happy today
I hope someone can do the same

you have to be more descriptive then that lmao

That's not bad at all.

I hope you're doing well, apart from being a sleepy head.

Good emoticon taste, by the way, Wish.

The one you had a crush on.

Still not descriptive enough? : ^ )

You know that won't help. Are you just trying to make a point?
Also me having a crush on someone just means I want to fuck but I guess you already knew that

I was just meme-ing; I'll tell you who I mean on Steam so she doesn't get mad.

I guess you end up wanting to fuck specific people too much.

Thats shallow like a kiddy pool in high summer

Who cares about other people, just play for fun. Pls enjoi game and such. i.imgur.com/HlMmWWB.png

Remilia still > Rem

Lewds.

I've been good. It's far too hot to do anything else other than sleep though.

I have hundreds of threads archived, I'm sure there's bound to be gold in most of them.

..lol

oh btw if youre afraid to play because others dont use a mouse then ur a cuck
there are a few really good mouse players. i bought a tablet and got good but sold it to get better with mouse, i shit all over tablet users all day

I thought was who we were talking about before.

I mean they're all girls so

I've never been the one to say I have a crush on them and liking someones physical appearance isn't shallow at all.

TRASH DIGGING

I still don't know my own blood type but I assume it doesn't matter. I consume the blood of my enemies and have no problems.

Sounds okay-ish. It's just raining all the time here. At least it's a good excuse to stay indoors all day.

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Who was Deanthelis?

posted azunyan then went to alicechat
plays dnd constantly

what will you do now?

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That's a tricky one because I haven't actually talked to him much in a long time. I'm going with this ASCII birthday card that may or may not turn out well.

Post good things you find, I guess~

You seem to get kind of invested in those feelings, though.

Kill them all.

Sell my blood and plasma for a brand new car.

Only with a couple people. The rest is just being thirsty af

So how many succubi have been effecting your actions as admin?

August rain sounds gross tbh.

Luckily for me I have some amazing people in my life right now so I'm not too bored or anything.

You should have put it at the end of your post or not used an image tbh.

Bepoop ban him

isnt this correct?

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You have to expand the image for it to work right. It's like opening a card except just opening to the cover. It's avant-garde.

: ^ )

I remember this same thing happening years ago.

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I understand now
effect is what comes from
affect is what it does

None. I've turned them all down. This isn't my first time doing this shit.

I can't get blood all over my mouse though! I still feel like you have my dox sometimes, like I'm being watched in those places.
basically you make me anxious but in a good way

I shouldn't have posted that tbh

LANGUAGE IS A MEME

666 SUCK MY DICK

You just said a bit ago that one does, lol.

Sleep is death.

Having influence over something would be affecting it.

i.imgur.com/M6PVgOD.png

Looks good to me.

I couldn't care enough to check anything.

Don't flatter yourself.

j cole looks alot like XXYYXX

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That's cause u being awake brings life to the world gurl

I said it may or may not work out well. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

When? Wait what do you even more? Nobody alters my decisions, that'd be letting go of everything I believe.

Ah okay. Well thanks for the reassurance..

I appreciate the card, Erio

Guess I've been bad.

Glad to hear that, I'm at my parents place right now so friends are fairly far away so I'm here more than I should be.

Who's this Canadanon?

I'm sure that'd be flattering if you intended it to be.

Whatever happened to Lilith?

Wish.

Fair enough.

Eh? More like been a baka.

anything else?

Well then.

I need to get a capture card for my N64.

Bern vs Haikus

which whore was that again?

We don't talk much, do you know who I am despite being user?

Definitely a baka, yeah

I need to get an upscaler for similar reasons.
Planning on streaming it, or recording?

I assumed Test because of Kaiki.

It's Test by the way, I don't want you to try guessing.

Maybe read more books for ideas/knowledge then go out in a blaze of glory in Istanbul

Nailed it.

Bingo.

Stream for Darwin I guess.
I also want to make vids.

See second reply of

Or by "that thing" did you mean something else? Classic Bebop vague meme-ing.

Success!

I'm just being silly; I probably shouldn't do that when you just woke up. :3

Like I said, it's an avant-garde birthday card. It can be nonsensical and weirdly shaped to convey the complexity of the birthday wish.

your not bebop

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He made somebody else stream Majora's Mask for him. I think it was Desu, but I could be wrong.

Get an N64 USB controller and an emulator. It's far cheaper.

They posted Monster Hunter, that's all I remember.

Yes, he is.

It was Desu.
I don't stream much anymore. Use to do it on emulators.

I collect the games anyhow.
I have like 60 N64 games.

Yep
That was definately name

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Oh

Holy fuck really? LOL

Ah I thought you meant any changing my decisions on things. Nah it's all been just that.

Kinda wanna get my name on the Forbes list too tbh but idc a whole lot about actually going out of my way to make that happen. It won't happen either if I don't set my mind to it.
If I actually go off that route I said the most I could be looking at making a year is ~$350k and I'd have to be working my ass off and hope we start to really fuck up some countries who need freedom.

i feel like yes

:3 The best baka though.

Anyways I really should be going. Take care of yourself.

Step your game up, I got that shittily written HBD on point.

I GUESSSSS

If there are touhou tracks there I might get into it

But all I play is leegu p much for now
We should play sometime~

I've been working this summer, so many more Japanese kids

I am learning broken moonspeak from the
Not long before we can we weeb it out together

I see, fair enough.

I think I picked up on that, and didn't take it as flattery.

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I did that too! All the way through and with all the masks.

Huh, crazy.

I miss their Ixia the most. Ixia was fun.

o-oh

Presumably while "dating" him.

You kids have weird courtship rituals.

See you, thanks for thinking of me Wishy.
Take care yourself.

God, I remember having feelings for Darwin once.
Such an awkward time.

I'll never understand this. It's a common sentiment for some reason, too.

How you been today Bard?

Haikus posts were huge

Long story.

Haiku's posts were annoying.

tbh part of the reason why i liked them
i love a good whore

ahaaa I remember crosslinking for all links

Is it something that couldn't have happened otherwise?

could you spoiler yo shit pls

She did it because of this reaction. I found her to be a genuinely funny person, and really committed to her schtick.

Those are my favorite kind of stories, but I'm more interested in what it is that everyone sees in him in common rather than what you personally experienced.

It could have. But that's not how the story goes, or has been going for damn near half a decade now.

I remember when you made that imge

I doubt you're actually immune to corruption. : ^ )

But like I said, I haven't talked to Lewds much in forever. The birthday card reflects the faded romance between him and I.

You're in a relationship; genuinely praising your radiant cuteness too much could be seen as flirting and that would be rude to Tokai.

I could knot say.

y-yeah

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Haikuus > bern

lmao fuckin' TP

Fair enough, I suppose.

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Rolled 1 (1d4)German
Russian(please God no don't do this to me)
Nipponese

As I already said in this thread. I am a bit corrupt as is, it's a lifestyle decision. The right one could do it but it won't be easy and would definitely take a while.

Is he one to just abandon people he used to be with?

oc dont steal

Bone marrow

You seriously are a cutie, though. :3

How is being a bit corrupt a lifestyle decision? Is your form of it related to some LGBT subculture?

I stole all your images and give them back to you and now you don't want me to save them anymore.... smh

o.o
Are you ok bard

The were both rather witty, but Bern was harder to talk to outside of thread for me than Haikus for whatever reason.

Half of what Haikus did was bait but Bern was a manipulative person to be honest. I don't think I'd trust either of them with my life.

He's just had a lot of e-relationships over the years and the end result can be anywhere from disastrous to a non-issue.

RIP Milky, I'll never 4get.

*They

So I'm often told.

Follow facebook.com/ShitpostDistributor/ on facebook

It's how I justify everything I do. I'm a bit self absorbed at times because of it.
see the first reply of
that should be enough to get the gist of it

I think I can

squash is such a fucking brother

Do you believe it, then?

Some form of hypocrisy, then.

I've definitely heard that name before, didn't hear the story though. Wasn't he with goggles for almost three years? Seems like he wouldn't have had much time for too many of those that'd be serious enough to be disastrous before that.

I think of him more as "my other sister".

I don't know.

Thats the worst fucking feel when the person you're with just up and dissapears

Yes. I apply double standards all the time(most of the time they're needed)
It teaches many things from it though.

I wouldnt trust weeither of them, but atleast haikuus you could talk to
bern seemed unapproachable, to me atleast.
Also atleast haikuus' schtick was more entertaining.

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now that you mention it.....

Is this bait to get my fb info? lol

i want to tie Test to a bed and dominate him

That's the comprimise but dont worry i wont tell nobody
I only post the dankest freshest content

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strawpoll.me/10904473

time to see what makes a doot

Should have made that third option

Weren't you talking about this ages ago? Did it just finally arrive?

big sister chan

I miss being the thread dad.

I thought Darwin was the thread dad?

The only poster I ever viewed as a father was Vilden
b-but I bet you woud have made a great dad

took 10 working days to arrive
much to my annoyance

Do you eat breakfast? Maybe it would help you get a nice start in the morning and get you out of that feeling you wake up with. :3

Morality is a spook anyway.

I use to be for the fur threads when I actively helped anyone I could and was a hugboxer.

It was the fur threads.

Milky was the Holla Forums pony poster that made the namescripts that allowed shitpost threads like this place to function at maximum circlejerking efficiency.

They dated back in... 2012? I don't know, that or 2013. Anyway, Milky was already kind of stand-offish and didn't pop around much, but they broke up, or it seemed more like Darwin dumped him, and Milky became one of those blessed few that truly quit 4chan.

I don't think Darwin and Goggles dated for nearly that long since in the interim before Holla Forums got popular he did the flirting with a fair number of people. Lloyd and Freklz and... Moshy? I never understood the thing with Moshy. That was probably just a joke from the beginning, I don't know.

I actually think it's healthy to have some time apart after a break up, it helps with the process of moving on and what not.

Darwin is all about them fuccbois

That would probably be the best
Still though the lack of closure is heartwrenching
Especially if you never see them again

no sleep tonight my dudes

Depends on how I'm feeling in a given morning.
I'm not really hungry right now, so I'll probably skip it.

The feeling I woke up with has actually passed already, lol.

Fair enough.

There's a difference between the other person vanishing, and breaking up and then spending time apart.

The former strips any sense of closure from you, the second gives you at least that much.

...

Should do a group call.

Does that mean you all respect him or something?

is a good point

I've never had any strong feelings either way.
I thought he was a cool guy and didn't mind the brief chats we had.

Which is why I am right and others are wrong.

l m a o

Yo, Bebo.
Still waiting to be a mod.

This to be honest.

This is why I was fucked up for a year tbh

I COULD BE A GOD

Calm down, Light.

He does a lot of mock flirting I think. Not to say that it was that way with any of those. I wouldn't know. You made it sound as if it was a lot more than 5 people over half a decade.

You can still get closure, I usually try to distance myself from people after a break up though. Doesn't mean I don't end up talking to them like a month after or something. I can't remember if I ever had a break up where I never spoke to the person again at all.

man that fucking sucks

I got up and ditched in pennsylvania when I was on summer vacation and had to spend the rest of that time all nervous and waiting and then they just up and never came back

But instead you'll always just be a dog. :^)

I KNOW YOUR NAME AND FAC

You shouldn't ask me about this because in the romantic arena I have a personal beef with Darwin that makes me an untrustworthy source.

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I dream about being a gold lab belonging to a moderately rich family in Maine.