... whatever

What's your thingy?

Yes, it is. I talked to him a while ago.

Lucky you.

deairi#1105

It's the best when he says cute embarrassing things to me and giggles and starts stuttering trying to save face

Why would he try to save face with you?

Anyone have a nice secluded board I can post pictures of tomoko looking like a pathetic loser at 5 am in

What's that supposed to mean

/a/

There there.

I remember last time I tried posting on /a/
good times
They really dont like yui much lol

here's a slightly happier tomoko

What is wrong with this one?

Figure it out.

I really should say something dirty
But I'd rather start the sentence with your name and end it with bitch

I can only wallow in self pity for so long before it feels selfish
At least in one place

Better than nothing, right?

Probably so I don't get carried away I'd imagine, but he makes me feel really happy when he says such things

haha i would like to die

Holla Forums is always a good option.

How easy to please.

...

Ahw, Bard.

LKHJFGLSDjf;l'safjhdsou;l;re5ga5gdfz

I'm not a complex person I'm just not very open

You were with me.

tbh I cant beat you in competition'
But I'm gonna try for a while

Hardly

I wasn't kidding.

Some parts of you tend to be fairly open to anyone.

cork it gatorboy

What kind of competition?

See .

Fuck off shithead.

cork it old man

Bitch get out of the way

Amusing.

I already did last year, remember?

you have something i want

god fucking damnit. so I went to go do a trade with my girlfriend and she would find us a dealer, everything seems chill but I my dumb ass decided to go and say that I've got literally 20 xanax that I don't need and that are "spare" to the middle man, and when she met with the dealer she got a gun pointed to her head and said "if you've got em to spare just hand em over".

She's had a gun to her head before so she's gone through this before but she wouldn't even let me hold her hand or hug her so I'm scared something else happened that she didn't tell me about

What is that?

. . .

I cant tell you because then i wont have a chance of stealing it
but you have plenty to spare i'm sure

Oh! I also corked it!

...

Good times.

There is a chance I would be willing to give it to you depending on what it is.

I was really that good huh

And the ice cube thing.

That's very kind
It won't take you long to find out I'm sure
not to worry I wont bring you into it and I probably won't succeed anyways

Not exactly.

Just tell me.

If I must be honest I never actually did that I just said I did to make you happy

are we talking about putting ice cubes in our assholes

AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON AARON

I figured, you were terrible at being a sub. That other person said so too.

I heard different from you though

See

But everything that happened after that was funny in retrospect.

This isn't the type of grouping up I imagined with you 2

Good.

...

I'm close keep going you too mordin

...

I already finished, I'm going to bed.

No not really.

Never again.

So soon?

*cleans up the mess*
oyasumi

The fur threads put ice in their butts as well?

...

like a few years ago

best check yourself

What was it?

I think some ponies also did. Such a pervasive meme.

Yeah same.

Sleepy umbrella. I'm joining mordin in bed oyasumi

Bart are you trying to get Goggles' boy pussy?

FUCK!!! dariwin let me play my GAMES

Well actually there is a lesser problem. I got a mouse hiding somewhere in my room.

Go and lick Raz' feet before you do.

OH LOL

No fun allowed.

Come on now dont be ridiculous
I need a deep emotional connection to get off

Was fun.

A cock up the ass?

...

i'd rather have a cock in my heart

Jesus Christ, what the fuck?

get a trap

y-yeah I'm a real freak haha i hate you bard you stupid bitch just kidding your hair is so soft and it smells so nice i love you Bard

I'm a mess

moogs reply to this

You remind me of someone.

Yee. Anyway gotta clean up a bit too so be back later.

I dont really get that alot ykknow
who the heck is that
am i like them or are they like me
u think they like me? :3

it's fucking cold

...

idk who you people are

:)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

ily dags

He does not seem to like anyone except for me. You were acting like him when I remark anything slightly negative about him.

I'm a large pile of human refuse
nice to meet you

hey daggers

who da fuck are you cunt

sup scooters, it's still fucking cold you triggered cunt

Hi, Ben.

:)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

lol

...

cept u

i no u

:))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

sup boo, how goes it

hey bard, listening to any tunes?

Lame
who is it :3

Listening to alice in chains Dirt album
how about yourself

Licky.

Kicking Luka never loses that good feeling.

...

I did that once, and it did indeed feel good.

There are worse people to be likened to
o-or lickened to
h-haha
I havent seen that fella in years i hope hes all well and that jazz
Thank you darwin

bait

hnng is good, i like rooster .. and just been listening to meat puppets atm

im jim johnson

ill fuck you up

We all decided not to let them join.
It's orgasmic.

I like him, but the outbursts can be confusing.

Do NOT EVER use a pun like that again.

You are welcome.

a good choice
kinda feels like a grungy day huh

...

He seems like the one coming out on top in all of this if he avoids playing with you.

jim johnson ain't nuffin on me mate west coast best coast perth rep 24/7

yuh chains is always gud

i guess

You would think but he gets pissy when I kick him from the game.
It's fun.

GO HARAMBE GO

...

edgewater represent

Come back ONLINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

More power to you.

lol winter man

woooo

I must have this folder

wow spoiler alert cunt

What to draw

Savannah gets mad at me when I share her folders.

...

why not draw yui hirasawa

I'm going to go lie down. Bye.

yui hirasawa eating a reese's cup

We're winning pretty hard though.
It's great.

Fuck ;~;

scaaaaaaary mofucker, 6027 yall

She's cute, I'll do my best

by popular demand, Yui it is.

yay scootos

im not actually from there lmfao

i just knew you were there

im fucking stalking you & shit

scaaaaaary, have we met?

Are you just using me in hopes of Luka reading this line of conversation and becoming resentful, or am I expected to inquire further about this uninteresting matter? Because I can get on board with the former.

Sorry, kid.

i saw you in a livestream once

long long time ago

You sound like her

...

Offended.

Oh, no, I'm just saying it's good we're winning.
I'm distracted 'cause game.

She always called me that tho

I understand completely.

Well, there is that one ruined now.

Get Overwatch.

whats everyone up to today?

Why?

ooh. have you just started posting or do you go by something else?

What's ruined?
The word kid?

im posting here now and likely wont be doing so again for months

Yes, that one. First time I try it too.

you used to post a koala like 4 years ago?

Why? I kinda like it

words are hard

im not starting to post i just rarely ever post or come here

i've talked to a few aussies but i was mainly really fucking drunk, i can't remember much. did we talk?

I finally managed to sleep in until 3am. Yay me?

i wouldnt post koalas

i fucking hate koalas

fuck koalas

cunts should be extinct

they are like fucking pandas

fucking GOD DAMN FUCKING USELESS CUNTS

EAT REAL FOOD

It also reminds me of that Sonic shit.

we don't get koalas here

What do you mean?

all i remember/know is i saw your name and "suburb bordering joondalup" came to mind and then i remembered some livesteam or something

i was likely intoxicated

i decided I am too tired for drawing and only sketched

nice
always sort of thought of them as like pandas as well
but ive only ever seen them in the zoos and shit
Enjoy your time round though man always nice seeing a fresh face roundabout here

Coldsteel the Hedgehog meme.

koalas are shit like

kawaii

if we did i'd throw rocks at them

and they would do absolutely fucking nothing about it

because they are fucking shit animals

Draw kyouko

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you west aussie? someone said my name and address? dodddddgy, i remember goggles found my address once cuz i posted a picture of weed or some stupid shit

wait, you're not kewie bro are you?

Hey Bard, did you use filenames back in the day? I've been using my cj archives to recover old avatar folders.

Oh god

i posted red pandas tho

red pandas are gr8

and the best thing about red pandas

is that they aren't actually pandas

you were the one that said it m8

oh.. ok, that makes sense. are you the dude who had kids and was married hella young?

somere were filenames
most were just like Yui_number
if you come across anything old of mine I would love love to get my hands on it
lost everything after my first computer crashed
lost it all again after the second one

...

Great choice of animal
Like better raccoon

...

oh man, the crown casino guy o: i've missed you dude fuckin ell, how goes it thought you'd dropped off this planet

If it is illustrated, I will not be here to witness it, as I already promised I would go to bed. I only did it to support you.

i dont actually know who you're talking about and i can't be fucked committing to this lie

youuu dog, fuckya, kewie bro was cool

That's so sweet of you ^^

knock wood
so much for hymens
so fly she should be in the sky with diamonds

Pssh. Nothin personnel.. Kid..

ily lewds

There was no underscore. I am getting a fuckton of results too.

I don't know what might not be yours so I'm just gonna give you everything just in case.

Prove it. Right here in thread.

...

You're a very special man freemon
unlike any i deserve

IM GONNA TRY MY FIRST BEER GUYS!!!!!!!!!

Fucking Harambe.
Making new friends on Overwatch.

How would you like your folder?

Harambe was scum

Boo initiating his ascension to becoming a man

jesus christ I havent seen that picture in years
I still have this one though lmao
Thank you freeman, just anyway is easiest for you
I appreciate it alot

Eruotrash.

BEER ENEMA IT FAGGOT

better be emu mate

I'm pretty sure I've seen you with beer.

you go brother

oi cunt you better be south of the river and never step in muh hood cuz me and muh goons will fuckyo up yo goddit

IM DRUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @.@

Typical attention whore drinking mode.

GOOD MORNING
This is morning music ot to hectic because i ate a sadwich with chcocolate marmelade and it doesn't go well with shit tier radio house
what do you listen to when you eat chocolate?

i was just joking guys
dont you remember when bloodchan did that

here you go lewds

There's only one beer left
rappers screamin all up in our ear like we deaf

Going for a jog, bbl

ugh i need to shave look at that terrible mexi stache

western suburbs m8

i'm fukn preemo

Good morning friend'
This is my favorite song to listen to chocolate to

Let it ride. Grow a full moustache.

mate i'm more west then you north represent, but real, who the fuck are you you koala abusing cunt

i cant believe you believed this
why are people on Holla Forums so gullible fam...
its our biggest problem

Well, you know, with a beard.

Cause you can only have JUST a moustache if you're a porn star or a cop.

i'm james jimson

from down the road

Buckle up homestuck
dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/67355064/bard.zip

If he could adapt to anything then why was he a nigger?

Tempt me
Do a number on the label
Eat up all their mc's and drink 'em under the table like
It's on me
Put it on my tab kid
However you get there

i can't remember you, did you ever cam? spooky mofucker

freeman thank you
I've been feeling especially lame lately but this really picks up my spirits

i'm sure you've seen pics of me posted here b4

im a QT

but i aint ever cammed here or live

probably shouldnt look to desu to try to cheer you up fam
or erin either

your choices are sublimely bad

did lewds really go afk after i did that image

i feel so ashamed

i'm hardly ever here yo, i dunno

...

im from floreat

i know i told you that much before

but that is the extent of the history of our words 2gether

my sluts not doing so very good at it so i am taking what i can get

Good, I'm glad. The archive jut sits there taking up HUGE amounts of data, so I'm glad it's proved to be of some use.

I'm going through a rough patch myself, so I can relate.

friggin i was close to being more west you suck

What's heavy on your mind my friend

...bored

These names tho

same luka

aborigine yo

haha i was laugh at this too

aboriginal names for aboriginal suburbs

pretty gloomy man, you don't like chocolate?

if only we played overwatch

Simply put I'm trying to figure out the rest of my life.

M88888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888

Boo, want to play?

mullaz brew

Oh I get it, you just wanted to get rid of me.

i made a squeaky sound when i saw this :D

youtube.com/watch?v=RHKyUXxZC-4

I thought you went to bed.
You can join to I GUESS>

chocolate is the one joy in this world that never lets me down
but i like to wallow in misery when i eat it
because it makes me feel a lilttel happy
do you like chocolat/

what do you mean? we just stopped playing

Don't gots to be OW.

i apologize my friend
that sounds like the heaviest problem of them all
I cant even hope to give inspirational words
so or you I ish nothing but the best
you're bright and charming
Youll go somewgre i knoow it

what can us 3 play?

Funny
That is the oldest existing cap of my posting
almost from 2011 even

I can install whatever you need.
Just find it on my list.

Time to make a new colony?

do you hear the thunder?

How many people can be in DST at a time?

dst timeu

Six

Things will get better. I don't know if it will be sooner rather than later, but the change is scary. Really scary.

Hold on, I can beat that.

no

Let's get 6 then.
Dibs on Beaver guy.

...

We'll likely starve with six if they can't all pull their own weight. Me and Boo can do work, but ya know.

discordo test

Oh, but that's the fun.

oh, i dont like metal

not ass much as i used to, i don't get high as much

oh
oh well

might be for the best eh?
Why not though

Trying to decide if I should buy Overwatch. If I do I'll definitely play it with Luka at least once just to experience the meme.

brb overwatch :(

Strange Bard, your old tripcode is only in 38 of my archived threads. Did you drop trip after April 2012?

it's a pretty solid game

most people here will tell you it's not worth it.

oka
have fun!

u dont voice do u erio

You could join us.

I actually didn't know how to tripcode when i first started
I found out kinda early but never had a consistant tripcode until my first #mugitables

mainly a money thing tbh

thats too savage squash i get what youre doing

stob it

...

Your mind and liver are going to thank you my dude
you missing it yet?

Oh god I really don't want to search "Bard", I will get every mention of you as well of your posts, but HERE WE GO

:3c

finally what were you doing
i put a lot of work into it i hope my love is proven

...

feels pretty neat to not be in a constant fog actually, but i miss the amphetamemes of all varietys

Seems expensive for what it is, though. Spending is painful.

I guess I'll see

There aren't usually occasions where I'd want to.

Is it worth it? Bebop believes most people who bought it think it isn't. :3

Meme harder.

Finally
Somebody will understand how p-popular i am >/////

Up to you.

you dont understand the situation fully erio

Pretty crazy man
I could never stand to go up
Last amphetamines I did were amphetamine salts in summer school
did my entire summer schools work in like 2 hours and got kicked out for getting in a fight cause some kid called me harry potter
whats the last you had in you

...

The second scan still finds a thread created on 1/28/2012 as the earliest post/mention of "Bard" in my archives.... I wonder what happened?

The game, I mean. Do you think it was worth $40?

Is he going to try to punish me for playing with boycotted Canadians?

HOLY FUCK
I FORGOT THIS IMAGE EXISTED
AAAAH

I'm not sure
I think before I was bard
I was
Baron von Yui
or Baron von Wrinklesworth

Yeah, I'd say so.

Like i smoked weed yesterday with my neighbour, and i did some amphetamines maybe two weeks ago, obviously salt, who the fuck does amphetamine freebase? lel
It's not lie i live the sober lyf or anything, i jut dont buy as much drugs

What ruse does Boo think you're trying to pull?

...

i didn't.

My earliest post I could find. Also look, Neru once used a name.

maybe its just life tell in ya to cut back a little haha
I remember when I cut back from the harder drugs
miss that shit but
Now its nice to be free from them
I hope you can get away from them upper devils bro

Yeah, I guess it's weird that the black guy doesn't have to go to a segregated stand.

Inviting people he dislikes I think.
We banned Luka from the group, so I can't really go around him on this.

:c

you dont understand the ruse at all unfortunately squash
we're kind of on 4D chess at this rate and youre still only 2D on the subject

anyway can i get some nudes?
im like crazy horny

it's been so nice reminiscing on these memoreis freeman
thank you

i meant erio *

...

Sorry, poor connection on the road
Why so in love tho?

Translate for me?~

im waiting for you to reply on steam fam...

i'd say it's worth the money

but idk how much you vidya or what your money situation is like

Boo do you want me send you more shit on steam?

i miss gfur posters occasionally showing up for a chat in the animu bread

So basically he's trying in some roundabout way to get you to not let me play with you because I buttblasted him?

Eat my ass, lmao.

No. I just don't know if you two get along so I won't preemptively undermine him.

...

no cuckbop i want you to neck yourself

idk
but you believe it though dont you?
let's go from there

im not really too open to that but if i could bang you after i think i would

lmao found some top tier shit too
rip you fag boy

...

wew

Also my archives might be pretty spotty because of the great identity removal of Holla Forums

you guys sharing cp?

Uppers are lyf
uppers are love
Actually i was on a two day bender before i went to turkey i remember now

I'm over 18, officer.
I swear.

now im imagining grabbing onto bard's afro while fucking him

it's so gross

They still do

then whats all this nintendo shit doing here

I'm sure you can do fine without me.

You need to stop trying shitty meme tricks all the time.

huh
thats an alice 3 post
I didnt become alice 3til after i broke up with mgd
I didnt get in a relationship with mgd until after like an entire year of being in a relationship with Dak
this puts things in an entire new perspective
I fucking love you so much dude

That just sounds like a bad combination

When I wwas like 14 I was pretty trappy

You don't even know if I'm playing it right now.

no

its not the same tho

He is

hi moogs dont you dare blankpost your reply

its literally unrelated to you

SHUT UP TEST

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LITERALLY HITLER

...

...

ryu no kure wa

dont matter youre under arrest

oh man you got me now

...

Don't cuff me, officer.
Anything but that.

and you got my heart

Sure man. It's all good

You're not making this easy for me!

I'm actually seeing tribute/gift posts with "Bard" in the filename... let's see what I can find, eh?

me too fam, me too

are you resisting arrest

i cant take this pressure

Why not?

I cant really put into words
adn it seems pretty stupid
but these really make my day alot
just to be able to reminisce on some of the best times orf my life is getting me a little emotional

N-no officer.

feeed me

whew
victory

*feeds*

What happened to luka?

theres no food in the house

*yays*

See

am I Overwatch now? xD

im hungry. soup or cereal?

nothing?

you know what it says.

shut up rinra

I'll let you have a pasta bowl in exchange for cuddles.

I can't buy anything tho.

whoa dude chill tho

long story
your boy kyle is rude

is the whole synapse

I was thinking Spoilers.

I'll probably have a lot more, but without reading every thread I've archived, I can't recover them all. I'm just glad what I'm finding makes you happy :3

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oh here you go again
you say you want your freedom
well who am I to keep you down?

Luka can get fucked.
I will enjoy kicking them always.

Sorry. >.

How would I? I don't read Japanese!

I think it might be best for everyone if Luka is banned until she gets a job.

is that my fav Canadian posting btw? I think it is.

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the fuck's a rinra?

totally is
what a weeb

You better start learning, then :^)

Happy birthday

bro I cant even
thank you so much for taking time out of your day
like Im tearing up over here
I havent seen this shit in so god damned long id forgot about most of it

Luka won the lottery, though. :^)

i kind of miss the old 4ch breads

duck eggs and black puddings getting slapped in the pan in 5 fam

@boo

I wasn't a programmer back then, but if I had only integrated namesync into my archiver, things would be easier. In any case, like I said, I'm glad I am making you happy.

It is 5am, what else am I gonna do right now? LOL

No seriously tho

youtube.com/watch?v=zDeu9Z5p6FQ

cereal

Probably still unhealthy to do nothing for so long. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Squash banned her from his and Boo's Overwatch group and some Discord chat.

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Why does Grim's dad keep attacking Trump?

I love you man
You've given back to me more of my youth than anyone else in my entire life

Arigatou imouto

Gary Johnson 2016

I'm MGD

What the hell

Why?

Ty for giving me the news straight up btw. This is why I love you 4m

What do you miss most about them?

ilu2 bro

This seems very sad
who are you
what are you trying to tell me friend

He's good too. Him and Rand Paul

Squash doesn't like Luka. He didn't want to play with him in the first place. Luka kind of lost his last protectors when he shit talked Izaya in game, though.

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I still do

Gonna take a shower, brb

Probably because of how Luka is with her subtle cuntiness and stuff and because Squash enjoys cliquish things.

I can understand why someone would get fed up with her, in any event.

Test.

The lyrics, I feel, are relevant to you.

-follows you-

Kinda want Test to make the new thread

Ohh
Ok I gotcha

Luka was doing the passive aggressive thing

I cut my hair again yesterday
also shaved and accidentally cut the shit out of my throat in the process

pic related
its us

New thread

New thread

Mean missy

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